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User avatar #137 - littlenish (05/20/2012) [-]
>Be 13, still has imaginary friend
>Wake up
>See tall faceless figure in doorway
>Tendrils lash out from behind
>Begin to strange me
>Wake up, sweaty, reek of piss
>Turn lights on,get up to change sheets and underwear
>All a dream
>Black marks on wall, noticable, large dent in wall, neck feels as if it were squeezed
>Sudden Realization

He exists
User avatar #173 to #137 - lolfire (05/20/2012) [-]
I hate being stranged. So uncomfortable.
User avatar #163 to #162 - littlenish (05/20/2012) [-]
Of course this never happend. I believe in Slender Man, and he lives off belief, and I've never seen him in my dreams. Never.
User avatar #156 to #137 - alanthewhite (05/20/2012) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 316,519,637** What do you mean STILL, ************ ?
#148 to #137 - anonymous (05/20/2012) [-]
I'm very sure that happened. Suuuuuuure.
#138 to #137 - anonymous (05/20/2012) [-]
Liar! He'd have killed you
User avatar #139 to #138 - littlenish (05/20/2012) [-]
My imaginary friend. He is my silent protecter.
#143 to #139 - callmemrdillan (05/20/2012) [-]
You're ****** in the head bro.
#188 to #143 - lovestruck (05/20/2012) [-]
agreed
agreed
User avatar #144 to #143 - littlenish (05/20/2012) [-]
Fell on my face when I was 10 months old, **** me right?
#168 to #144 - mestroxant (05/20/2012) [-]
Fell off what, bro? the 						*******					 Grand Canyon?
Fell off what, bro? the ******* Grand Canyon?
User avatar #179 to #168 - littlenish (05/20/2012) [-]
A chair in the kitchen.
User avatar #145 to #144 - callmemrdillan (05/20/2012) [-]
Yeah man... Must of been a hella good fall tho.
User avatar #152 to #145 - littlenish (05/20/2012) [-]
I have this awesome scar that faces my left eye. Just above the bridge.
#142 to #139 - anonymous (05/20/2012) [-]
Oh... I knew that... Sorry sir
#135 - thebestperson (05/20/2012) [-]
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#134 - justawhitekid (05/20/2012) [-]
**justawhitekid rolled a random image posted in comment #195 at name a more badass pet **
MFW this scared the **** out of me
#126 - draezeth (05/20/2012) [-]
Pfff! You actually managed to make a twist on a morbid post funny! Kudos!
Pfff! You actually managed to make a twist on a morbid post funny! Kudos!
#124 - momothebear (05/20/2012) [-]
Alzheimer mostly affect short term memory but the person usually remembers long term. So usually he'd remember the clown statue but probably not the babysitter.... figures:

"The babysitter, you say? Tell the clown statue to get out of the house and call the police!"
#119 - thebestperson (05/20/2012) [-]
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#128 to #119 - blargmode (05/20/2012) [-]
Did... did his face just change color?
#146 to #128 - anonymous (05/20/2012) [-]
he was holding his breath and turning purple
#141 to #128 - anonymous (05/20/2012) [-]
He's reptilian
User avatar #118 - frogcatcher (05/20/2012) [-]
**frogcatcher rolls 637** <--- no trips
User avatar #191 to #118 - coastalhobo (05/20/2012) [-]
**coastalhobo rolls 698**
#130 to #118 - anonymous (05/20/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 016** well done these rnt either cause im just anon D:
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#104 - supagreen (05/20/2012) [-]
hardest ive laughed in days. Nice content OP!
User avatar #102 - ninjabeaver (05/20/2012) [-]
Well played OP, well played..........
#101 - kotos ONLINE (05/20/2012) [-]
old joke, new twist. I like
#99 - Omegatron (05/20/2012) [-]
AHAHAAHA
AHAHAAHA
#96 - kusipaa (05/20/2012) [-]
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#87 - Mynameismario (05/20/2012) [-]
That was good
#65 - painispancakes (05/20/2012) [-]
I  know the real version and the  parents said &quot;We don't own a clown statue...&quot;   
I got it from this site.   

			
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There plenty of scary ass stories...
I know the real version and the parents said "We don't own a clown statue..."
I got it from this site.
You need to login to view this link
There plenty of scary ass stories...
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