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Comments(330):
#214
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happyvirus (05/21/2012) [-] 
How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb
To get to the other side?
To get to the other side?
#212
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cinnamontoastmunch (05/21/2012) [-] >Be me
>Phone rings
> I answer expecting it to be the guy from "When a stranger calls"
>"hello?"
>"Buy some condoms we are going to do it tonight."
>I don't have a girlfriend
>Mfw I am going to have sex with a ghost
>Phone rings
> I answer expecting it to be the guy from "When a stranger calls"
>"hello?"
>"Buy some condoms we are going to do it tonight."
>I don't have a girlfriend
>Mfw I am going to have sex with a ghost
#202
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notalfewtag (05/20/2012) [-] My grandpa had Alzheimer's. He usually thought my dad was his (then deceased) brother, and would run away from home a lot. One time we were headed home from an air show in my grandpa's car, and he started trying to attack my dad because he thought he was stealing his car.
tl;dr: Fuck Alzheimer's disease.
tl;dr: Fuck Alzheimer's disease.
#201
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tables (05/20/2012) [-] the original for people wondering:
a babysitter was sitting alone in a house. the children were already asleep and she was afraid watching tv in the living room would wake the kids. she phones the parents and asks if it was okay if she sat in the parents room and watched tv. the parents agree and she enters the room to see a life-like clown statue standing in the corner of the room with devilish looking eyes staring directly at her. she asks the parents if she could move the clown statue outside for the night for it was giving her an eerie feeling. the parents told her to wake up the kids and leave the house immediately... they didn't own a clown statue... police show up to the scene to find a blood drenched clown running around the neighbourhood with an ear in his mouth. the corpses of the babysitter and the children messily mangled and placed back into their bed. the babysitter's corpse forced into the frame of the smashed tv.
a babysitter was sitting alone in a house. the children were already asleep and she was afraid watching tv in the living room would wake the kids. she phones the parents and asks if it was okay if she sat in the parents room and watched tv. the parents agree and she enters the room to see a life-like clown statue standing in the corner of the room with devilish looking eyes staring directly at her. she asks the parents if she could move the clown statue outside for the night for it was giving her an eerie feeling. the parents told her to wake up the kids and leave the house immediately... they didn't own a clown statue... police show up to the scene to find a blood drenched clown running around the neighbourhood with an ear in his mouth. the corpses of the babysitter and the children messily mangled and placed back into their bed. the babysitter's corpse forced into the frame of the smashed tv.
#195
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pandadiablo (05/20/2012) [-] >Be sleeping
>Wake up in the morning, face sideways on pillow
>Paralyzed - try to mouth words, it doesn't work
>See someone's face sleeping next to me
>"Scream"
>still can't move
>Feel like I'm dying
>Wake up
>Not sure if dream or sleep paralysis
>Wake up in the morning, face sideways on pillow
>Paralyzed - try to mouth words, it doesn't work
>See someone's face sleeping next to me
>"Scream"
>still can't move
>Feel like I'm dying
>Wake up
>Not sure if dream or sleep paralysis
#210 to #197
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mogwaves (05/21/2012) [-] **mogwaves rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at I can see forever. ** uh, thats an eel
#165
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cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** (05/20/2012) [-] **cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #530 at evodelusion ** get out of the house anyways, because you have a fear of clowns and can't handle your shit
#176 to #160
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mikelan ONLINE (05/20/2012) [-] it's parodying a horror story. in the original version the babysitter asks if she can cover up the angel statue, the dad says they dont have an angel statue, tells them to leave the house and calls the police. when the police arrive the babysitter and the children are found lying mutilated in a puddle of their own blood. no angel statue was found.
#180 to #169
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marking (05/20/2012) [-] Its a mockery of the original story, the title is a joke. In the original the cops arrive and everyone is dead, or the clown kills only the kids, or instead of a clown its an angel statue, or everyone is safe and the clown just ran away, or the police stop the clown and then the clown kills the police and comes back and finishes the job.Choose whichever you want.
#175 to #169
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thecatqueen (05/20/2012) [-] I'm going to lay this out for you now. EZ-PZ.
>Clown statue in childs room
>Sitter calls and asks if she can cover it up because it freaks her out
>Dad freaks out saying they don't have a clown statue, tells them to get out before whoever it is murders them
>Guy has Alzeimers, forgot they actually do have a statue in babys room.
Please tell me you get it now.
>Clown statue in childs room
>Sitter calls and asks if she can cover it up because it freaks her out
>Dad freaks out saying they don't have a clown statue, tells them to get out before whoever it is murders them
>Guy has Alzeimers, forgot they actually do have a statue in babys room.
Please tell me you get it now.
#151
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simoon **User deleted account** (05/20/2012) [-] **simoon rolled a random image posted in comment #114 at Twilight's books **
