I'd hit that so hard that the one who drags me out of it will be the new king of england.

I'd hit that so hard that the one who drags me out of it will advance seven years into the future and be the new Hero of Time.

take this

and i do mean came

*seconds

Tallll and tannnn and younnnng and lovely the girl from Ipanema goes walkin and
when she passes each one she passes goes....
aaaaaahhhhhhh.

agreed, she's fucking hot!

I am glad I wasnt the only one

Allison Stokke

Almost as hard as you fucked your own economy...?

I'm from America, and I still thought that was funny as hell..Pic related.

somehow i knew it was my country....

Probably because his username is USA.

OOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIT

Hey sunset, you miss me?

Yeah, how've you been?

Awesome, my dog gave birth to puppies.
Yet she refuses to feed them without someone forcing her to, and she refuses to watch them, take care of them, etc.

#motheroftheyear

Sounds like a ghetto parent.

Your dog is a ghetto mom.

Speaking of which, check it out. I made a new meme. It's Absent Black Father.

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LOL

I've also been watching Dr Who a lot now, how about you?

Pokemon, Amnesia playthroughs, music... Nothing much, really.

Play SCP Containment when it comes out, that shit is going to be the next Amnesia, I tell ya hwat.

Meh... Gonna play Amnesia first.

You haven't played it yet? Is good. I finally fucking finished it XD

Planning on playing it with friends in the summer haha.

hey we're working on fixing that okay, in fact we just starting debating whether or not to give gay's the right to marry which will...wait, shit...i'll get back to you.

"Guys, we gotta fix our economy fast!"
"Wait a minute, what about gay people getting married?"
"OH, SHIT. WE CAN'T LET THOSE FAGGOTS GET MARRIED, WE NEED TO PUT OUR TIME INTO DEBATING WHETHER THEY CAN GET MARRIED"

God damn it, I feel retarded just talking about it.

i know, i hate it too it could be solved in a day but they make it a bigger problem than it should be to distract us from real issues like the crippling economy, or the rise in unemployment, they always do this shit before elections too, "take a side in the big issues so we can score points with voters"

I especially hated how people said "Get our troops out of Iraq!"

Which was followed by "WHY AREN'T OUR TROOPS IN UGANDA GETTING KONY!?"

i don't see how people could complain about our economy, then want us to spend billions of dollars to send help around the world. that's idiocy at its finest.

Actually we're not the leading economic power in the world anymore, and we're falling through the ranks very quickly. We're over 15 TRILLION dollars in debt, where as China is still profitable. We're not doing very well at all actually :/

Fucking called it, have any pride in the U.S, FJ will rain shitstorms of red thumbs on you.

Same thing happens to me when I say that I have no faith in this country.

Because fuck logic.

OH NO! Not red thumbs! Anything but those!

That had to be the single greatest comment I have ever seen on funnyjunk. Thank you

Everytime I see someone comment that picture as a reply to one of my comments, I feel so fukken funny.
Feels better than +300 thumbs, I swear.

Scratch that, I'm starting to think +300 thumbs is feeling a bit better now.

Could be worse

you have no idea