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#106471 - jvcjvc has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #106465 - torexofthenight (02/20/2014) [-]
I'll try this again, any fj'ers in NC?
User avatar #106553 to #106465 - gmarrox ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
I'm from Virginia, which is like NC but with more black people and less chicken fried everything.
#106440 - WinnerofTheGame ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
ITT: We post pictures of ourselves and others try to guess our first name based off of our picture.
#106531 to #106440 - birdss (02/20/2014) [-]
Its all solved
User avatar #106512 to #106511 - WinnerofTheGame ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
So since this is much harder than it should be, I'll give you a hint on top of the other one I gave earlier. Think biblical, and average.
User avatar #106515 to #106514 - WinnerofTheGame ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Sooooooo close.
User avatar #106524 to #106515 - birdss (02/20/2014) [-]
johnny
User avatar #106525 to #106524 - WinnerofTheGame ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Read the rest of the thread lol
User avatar #106527 to #106525 - birdss (02/20/2014) [-]
lol sorry, i'm a retard.
hi G.I. Joe.
User avatar #106530 to #106527 - WinnerofTheGame ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Thank god someone got it.
User avatar #106517 to #106516 - WinnerofTheGame ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
No, if it was Jonathon i would've accepted John
User avatar #106518 to #106517 - yunouppercase (02/20/2014) [-]
it'd better be jakob
User avatar #106519 to #106518 - WinnerofTheGame ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Nope. AVERAGE ____
User avatar #106520 to #106519 - yunouppercase (02/20/2014) [-]
DEFINE AVERAGE WE'RE GLOBAL MATE
User avatar #106521 to #106520 - WinnerofTheGame ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
It's a common phrase. Oh he's just an average ___.
How about we go an get a cup of ___
User avatar #106529 to #106521 - birdss (02/20/2014) [-]
Oh he's just an average joe.
How about we get a cup of tea?

Hi tea
User avatar #106522 to #106521 - yunouppercase (02/20/2014) [-]
david?
sam?
abraham?
guybuddyhollychuckberrywilsonsteverobertkimallan
User avatar #106523 to #106522 - WinnerofTheGame ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Son of jacob
User avatar #106526 to #106523 - yunouppercase (02/20/2014) [-]
oh come on don't make me google for it

User avatar #106528 to #106526 - WinnerofTheGame ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Joe or Joseph.
Average Joe
Cup of Joe
Saint Joseph
Joseph, son of Jacob.
User avatar #106532 to #106528 - yunouppercase (02/20/2014) [-]
yea you don't look like a joe
User avatar #106506 to #106440 - aherorising (02/20/2014) [-]
faglet mcballbro for sure
User avatar #106549 to #106513 - aherorising (02/20/2014) [-]
yes what is it?
User avatar #106509 to #106506 - WinnerofTheGame ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
No that's my dad's name.
User avatar #106491 to #106440 - yunouppercase (02/20/2014) [-]
is it daniel?
User avatar #106510 to #106490 - WinnerofTheGame ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Nope, but Michael is my middle name.
User avatar #106483 to #106478 - birdss (02/20/2014) [-]
nee herman
User avatar #106484 to #106483 - legendaryhero (02/20/2014) [-]
Hij lijkt meer op een lul.
User avatar #106469 to #106440 - birdss (02/20/2014) [-]
Paul
User avatar #106493 to #106492 - birdss (02/20/2014) [-]
It is not relevant to your paul of the night.
User avatar #106494 to #106493 - TheseChocodiles (02/20/2014) [-]
yeah but i mean you could of chosen any other name
theres literally a million to choose from
and you choose paul
good
User avatar #106495 to #106494 - birdss (02/20/2014) [-]
well first name that popped up in my mind was paul. :3
User avatar #106496 to #106495 - TheseChocodiles (02/20/2014) [-]
thats not the first thing paul popped into
User avatar #106499 to #106496 - dusters ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
I was drinking when I read that ty ty love choking
User avatar #106573 to #106499 - TheseChocodiles (02/21/2014) [-]
hahahaha i love me
User avatar #106497 to #106496 - birdss (02/20/2014) [-]
Good. bye
User avatar #106466 to #106440 - acidjunk ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Jonathan.
User avatar #106505 to #106466 - aherorising (02/20/2014) [-]
what?..
User avatar #106464 to #106463 - WinnerofTheGame ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Well shit I didn't think this would be this hard.....
#106455 to #106440 - anonymous (02/20/2014) [-]
Douchebag McFuckface
User avatar #106456 to #106455 - WinnerofTheGame ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Fuck, how'd you know?
#106457 to #106456 - anonymous (02/20/2014) [-]
no but really is it Justin
User avatar #106458 to #106457 - WinnerofTheGame ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Nope, it's a pretty average name though. hints
User avatar #106449 to #106440 - jefftheturtle (02/20/2014) [-]
Caleb....or tyler
User avatar #106451 to #106449 - WinnerofTheGame ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Not even close. I do have a cousin named Tyler though
User avatar #106453 to #106451 - jefftheturtle (02/20/2014) [-]
I guess that means that look like him then. v_v
User avatar #106445 to #106440 - catpower (02/20/2014) [-]
Jared
User avatar #106441 to #106440 - DCat (02/20/2014) [-]
You look like a Jack or a John. Maybe a Daren.
User avatar #106442 to #106441 - WinnerofTheGame ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
No, but you're on the right track.
User avatar #106444 to #106442 - stripey ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Jacob?
User avatar #106448 to #106444 - WinnerofTheGame ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Nu uh
User avatar #106443 to #106442 - DCat (02/20/2014) [-]
Jack Johnson?
User avatar #106450 to #106443 - WinnerofTheGame ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Naw
User avatar #106452 to #106450 - DCat (02/20/2014) [-]
... John Jackson?

Was I closer with Daren?
User avatar #106454 to #106452 - WinnerofTheGame ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Closer with John or Jack
User avatar #106459 to #106454 - DCat (02/20/2014) [-]
James?
User avatar #106460 to #106459 - WinnerofTheGame ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Keep trying.
User avatar #106436 - ohmyglobb (02/20/2014) [-]
post pictures of yourselves
#106572 to #106436 - tombobbusama (02/21/2014) [-]
pre photoshopped or your enjoyment
#106474 to #106436 - connorjay (02/20/2014) [-]
Tis me.

My T shirt says please as it was a white T shirt social and people write random shit on you. I also have about 6 sheep drawn on it...
User avatar #106502 to #106500 - birdss (02/20/2014) [-]
Awk, you win this time.
#106461 to #106438 - anonymous (02/20/2014) [-]
i wanna paint u green & spank u like a disobedient avocado
#106473 to #106461 - catpower (02/20/2014) [-]
relevant gif
relevant gif
#106470 to #106461 - gmarrox ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
This is the comment I've waited my whole life to read.
This is the comment I've waited my whole life to read.
#106462 to #106461 - anonymous (02/20/2014) [-]
>disobedient avocado
User avatar #106446 to #106438 - teoberry (02/20/2014) [-]
H-hi
User avatar #106583 to #106446 - teoberry (02/21/2014) [-]
connorjay wanna drop the fucking mitts or something
User avatar #106627 to #106583 - connorjay (02/22/2014) [-]
...drop the mitts?
User avatar #106630 to #106627 - teoberry (02/22/2014) [-]
fite mi irl. 1v1 fgt. no bak up
User avatar #106639 to #106630 - connorjay (02/22/2014) [-]
OHHH Drop the mitts = boxing gloves.

Oh my bad, two seconds let me translate

k Br0, letz fukn do dis
User avatar #106640 to #106639 - ohhh (02/22/2014) [-]
Guess imma have to d-d-d-DROP THE MITTS!
User avatar #106641 to #106640 - connorjay (02/22/2014) [-]
ohhh SNAP BITCH!
#106437 to #106436 - gmarrox ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
You can have the douchiest picture I've ever taken <3333

Also this is as far as I can get with facial hair.

I'm almost 20.
#106782 to #106437 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
shave it. is fugly.
User avatar #106783 to #106782 - gmarrox ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
This picture is old as balls. It's long gone.
User avatar #106434 - blueturdi (02/20/2014) [-]
hi guys. how are all of you?
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#106552 to #106434 - connorjay has deleted their comment [-]
#106426 - toxicskull (02/19/2014) [-]
dont know what category this would fall in but anyone know any more images like this? doesnt have to be from 500 days of summer
#106433 to #106426 - ScottP (02/20/2014) [-]
Love this movie.
Sad that my relationship ended up the same way, but I guess I'll just wait for Autumn
#106425 - stalini ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
ok so who wants to marry me?

no homo pls
#106431 to #106425 - quoterox (02/19/2014) [-]
I'll marry you.
I'll marry you.
#106468 to #106431 - stalini ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
YOUR PROFILE SAYS MALE, I SAID NO HOMO
User avatar #106429 to #106425 - gmarrox ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
I want to marry you and then make passionate love to you on the hood of a police car.

No homo.
User avatar #106428 to #106425 - hornack (02/19/2014) [-]
>No homo
>Is on fj
Choose one.
#106467 to #106428 - stalini ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
go back to /lgbt/ pls
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User avatar #106420 - roliga (02/19/2014) [-]
tinychat.com/9s30q2 help a bored slightly drunk man not be so bored
#106340 - anonymous (02/18/2014) [-]
if you were forced to who on this board would you bang?
User avatar #106577 to #106340 - BrayBoy ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
haydn, dusters literally anyone from the good chat
User avatar #106427 to #106340 - legendaryhero (02/19/2014) [-]
msdinorawr
User avatar #106423 to #106340 - finblob ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
you
User avatar #106367 to #106340 - birdss (02/19/2014) [-]
Flingwing because she needs a good penis like mine.
User avatar #106361 to #106340 - haydn (02/19/2014) [-]
dusters, quick double jab to the jaw then a right hook to the temple. Bang that cunt the fuck out
User avatar #106362 to #106361 - dusters ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
talk to me when your hair stops falling off
User avatar #106363 to #106362 - haydn (02/19/2014) [-]
fuck off garlic frog breath
User avatar #106364 to #106363 - dusters ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
whatever american lover!
User avatar #106360 to #106340 - dusters ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
friedpotato of course
#106353 to #106340 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
it took me a minute to understand wtf u just said. use commas bitch
User avatar #106346 to #106340 - gmarrox ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
I've been fucking myself for months, why stop now?
User avatar #106365 to #106346 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/19/2014) [-]
Shhhh, let me fill that void in your as-heart..... fill that void in your heart....
#106345 to #106340 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
that meth guy obviously. i hear he makes like a tree
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#106344 to #106340 - desdemona has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #106343 to #106340 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
prettypalmtrees obviously, Bree is my boobear
User avatar #106366 to #106343 - prettypalmtrees (02/19/2014) [-]
tanks bae

you too i guess
User avatar #106390 to #106366 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
lol what did you expect?

and what kinda retarded ish we talkin bout?
User avatar #106409 to #106405 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
bitches on my dick cuz I look like Based God
#106391 to #106390 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
lol, beta as FUCK.
User avatar #106392 to #106391 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
I'm sorry for offending you, infinitezero. I wish I could be as alpha as you, thumbing down any comment teoberry and I make to a girl (most likely your friend irl) on funnyjunk, the world's largest dating site.
User avatar #106395 to #106392 - teoberry (02/19/2014) [-]
infinitezero, I am very sorry for making comments of a sexual nature towards what I assume to be your girlfriend. Me and awesomrninjathing are both insanely sorry for stealing your girl, you cross eyed, long titty, no nipple having ass bitch
#106397 to #106395 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
all these niggas be like memes on instagram/facebook are always low quality as fuck
User avatar #106396 to #106395 - teoberry (02/19/2014) [-]
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE SAID HE AINT HAD NO NIPPLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
User avatar #106398 to #106396 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
did you just back yourself up
User avatar #106414 to #106398 - teoberry (02/19/2014) [-]
it's from a kevin hart skit
User avatar #106413 to #106398 - teoberry (02/19/2014) [-]
I just said he ain't had no nipples. thumb me up bb
User avatar #106368 to #106366 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
d-do u meen it?
User avatar #106370 to #106368 - prettypalmtrees (02/19/2014) [-]
i'll be ur ride or die
User avatar #106372 to #106370 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
u can ride me anytime ;)
User avatar #106369 to #106368 - prettypalmtrees (02/19/2014) [-]
forever & always, boo
User avatar #106371 to #106369 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
will u come with me to the next Kanye concert~
User avatar #106373 to #106371 - prettypalmtrees (02/19/2014) [-]
of course duh
User avatar #106375 to #106373 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
I don't need your pussy, bitch I'm on my own dick
User avatar #106376 to #106375 - prettypalmtrees (02/19/2014) [-]
whoa now
take it wasy
User avatar #106378 to #106376 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
why would you say yes to going to the concert but not know the lyric

god, women
User avatar #106379 to #106378 - prettypalmtrees (02/19/2014) [-]
because i was joking
User avatar #106380 to #106379 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
omg bree-san stop playing wit my emotions~~~~~~~~~~~
User avatar #106381 to #106380 - prettypalmtrees (02/19/2014) [-]
im playin hard 2 get
User avatar #106382 to #106381 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
u aint the only thang that's hard bb
User avatar #106383 to #106382 - prettypalmtrees (02/19/2014) [-]
???whoa- do i have that effect on u???
User avatar #106384 to #106383 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
not sure if that actually bothers you or not

do u have instagram
User avatar #106386 to #106385 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
omg follow me
User avatar #106387 to #106386 - prettypalmtrees (02/19/2014) [-]
whass ur naem
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#106388 to #106387 - awesomerninjathing has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #106389 to #106388 - prettypalmtrees (02/19/2014) [-]
you're 10x cooler than expected

ill follow you when i delete the retarded ishh off my IG
User avatar #106342 to #106340 - ScottP (02/19/2014) [-]
I'd like to get to know them first and take them out to a nice dinner. Then maybe a few months down the road if she wants to, then I would acquiesce.
User avatar #106341 to #106340 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/19/2014) [-]
I would fuck anybody on this board simply on principle alone.
#106318 - anonymous (02/18/2014) [-]
I like to piss in my sink instead of the toilet I;ve been doing this for about 2 months because my piss doesn't go everywhere like on my trousers anyone else do this?
User avatar #106316 - msdinorawr (02/18/2014) [-]
tricks for falling asleep?
User avatar #106326 to #106316 - birdss (02/18/2014) [-]
masturbate
User avatar #106332 to #106326 - drunkengnome (02/18/2014) [-]
Approve.
User avatar #106324 to #106316 - desdemona (02/18/2014) [-]
If it's because of noise invest in some foam earplugs - plastic ones are more expensive but I've found them to be really shit and foam ones don't cost a whole lot.

If it's something to do with your mind racing too much then try and think of something monotonous, that's what I do. I think of a category, for example boys names, and go through the alphabet giving a name for each letter. You could also do girls names, animals, movies, books, celebs, people you know ect ect.

Another way is to set yourself up a routine. Try having a warm shower half an hour before you go to bed and set yourself a bed time.
User avatar #106317 to #106316 - gmarrox ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
I smoke pot. That's about all that works for me, except for sleeping pills, which i can't take because they require at least 8 hours of sleep, which I can't afford.

If pot's not your thing, I hear white noise works for non-insomniacs.
User avatar #106315 - Sethorein ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
so is this like friendly board only no one ever actually talks?
#106399 to #106315 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
This board is about as friendly as a badger.
User avatar #106335 to #106315 - sunsetshimmer ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
Friendly is like twitter.
Constantly saying whatever they're thinking.
User avatar #106336 to #106335 - Sethorein ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
better diarrhea than constipation....
User avatar #106298 - ScottP (02/17/2014) [-]
Anyone here watch Sherlock? I'm just watching Season 3 Episode 3 and I'm geeking out and I wanted to just kinda' chat it out with someone
#106299 to #106298 - anonymous (02/18/2014) [-]
Yeahhhh watched Sherlock. What you geeking out about?
User avatar #106300 to #106299 - ScottP (02/18/2014) [-]
I'm just hyped about what's going to happen in Season 4 and over what happened in episode 3

I can't believe that Moriarty is still alive! Like, how did he survive a bullet to the head? And why is Mary an assassin? And who is the "other brother" that Mycroft referred to? And why was Magnussen played out to be such a big threat, yet killed off so anticlimactically?
#106337 to #106300 - anonymous (02/18/2014) [-]
I had an idea that maybe 'Moriarty' was the name of a group... And Jim was just one of the faces. Maybe he has another guy ready to step into his shoes... I mean, he can't still be alive he shot out his face.
User avatar #106338 to #106337 - ScottP (02/18/2014) [-]
That's actually a pretty good theory, kinda' like a "James Bond" pseudonym? I'm interested to know who Mycroft meant when he said "I'm not one to show eager affection for my brother. You know what happened to the other one."
#106339 to #106338 - anonymous (02/18/2014) [-]
Exactly, although either way it's gonna be bloody interesting how they'll play it out.. And that got me really thinking, hopefully they'll twist back on that in season 4... I hate loose ends.
User avatar #106296 - nimba (02/17/2014) [-]
Three animals are in a bar, and the barman asks them what they are doing there:
The cheetah says he drinks to relax
The zebra says he likes the taste
The elephant says he drinks to forget


Might just be the saddest joke I've ever told
User avatar #106313 to #106296 - Sethorein ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
why can't sally play on the swings?

Because she has no arms

knock knock

who's there?

NOT SALLY
#106307 to #106296 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
that was so bad my cat's face just melted
that was so bad my cat's face just melted
User avatar #106305 to #106296 - solbadguygg ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
A priest and a rabbi are standing near a playground full of children
The priest says "Hey, Let's go fuck those kids!"
The rabbi says "Out of what?"
User avatar #106309 to #106305 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
here's some bad joke
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/sickkickers/shitty+jokes+for+the+bates/armzGne/

Q: who sleeps with his shoes on?
A: a horse
User avatar #106301 to #106296 - ferrettamer (02/18/2014) [-]
i don't get it
User avatar #106310 to #106304 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
Q: why did Susan's coffee taste like mud?
User avatar #106312 to #106310 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
A: it was fresh ground
#106292 - anonymous (02/17/2014) [-]
opinion about gypsies
User avatar #106421 to #106292 - aherorising (02/19/2014) [-]
they're jew-nigger hybrids: stealing money and shit like jews, picking fights like niggies
#106294 to #106293 - anonymous (02/17/2014) [-]
brlek
User avatar #106289 - tombobbusama (02/17/2014) [-]
ITT: weird shit you've done.

The other day, I was home alone, so I made myself a fake vagina out of a towel, a plastic bag, and an elastic band. After humping it for about half an hour, I realised I wasnt getting anywhere, so I fapped normally.
After I finished, I cleaned up and put the towel back on the towel rack in my bathroom. Its still there.
User avatar #106323 to #106289 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
I ate some grapes
#106314 to #106289 - anonymous (02/18/2014) [-]
I captured an ant and set up a camera next to it in containment. I watched it die on film later. It was kinda cool...
#106306 to #106289 - gmarrox ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
Pro-tip: use a rubber glove wrapped in a towel, and then fold the glove opening back around the towel. Fill it with lotion/lube.

Source: adolescence.
User avatar #106325 to #106306 - tombobbusama (02/18/2014) [-]
thats exactly what I did, but with a small plastic bag instead of a glove.
User avatar #106330 to #106325 - gmarrox ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
Obviously the problem here is your lack of rubber gloves.
User avatar #106331 to #106330 - tombobbusama (02/18/2014) [-]
indeed. Now that I think about it, gloves might've worked better...

...brb gonna go hump a towel
User avatar #106287 - ngonzalez (02/17/2014) [-]
Hey, does anyone by any chance have that reaction picture of that comic where "that pun was so bad that it literally killed everyone?" And its a single picture of a comic with the Earth in it? Anyone know what the hell I'm talking about?
I'm not sure if I'm just making this more confusing orrr...
User avatar #106439 to #106419 - ngonzalez (02/20/2014) [-]
You are a beautiful person, sir. Thank you kindly.
User avatar #106282 - finblob ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
do u wanna build a snoman
User avatar #106290 to #106282 - tombobbusama (02/17/2014) [-]
go away finblob
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