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User avatar #109660 - ChippiAble (04/12/2014) [-]
I want to meet some bitches.
User avatar #109770 to #109660 - ljxjlos ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Give up.
User avatar #109771 to #109770 - ChippiAble (04/14/2014) [-]
i find it funny how manny people respond to this
User avatar #109678 to #109660 - ohmeghon (04/13/2014) [-]
you're doing it wrong
User avatar #109687 to #109678 - ChippiAble (04/13/2014) [-]
teach me your ways.. tomorrow.. mzster; i'm to hzmmered now; goodnight
User avatar #109691 to #109687 - ohmeghon (04/13/2014) [-]
also don't call women bitches.

This isnt even a fedora'd white knight line. Its basic sense.
User avatar #109791 to #109691 - wilsen (04/14/2014) [-]
The only b-word you should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love to be called beautiful
User avatar #109690 to #109687 - ohmeghon (04/13/2014) [-]
There are many ways, but I have one play I've been polishing lately.

Take public transit, then do this course of action:

Sit beside target.
Casually ask what the time / date is
This is your in.

Now you can compliment an article of clothing.
"Those are great shoes / earrings / whatever btw, they remind me of ______"

If they are into a conversation, they will probably tell you something about themselves. Work from there. Dont be shy. Dont expect every woman to fall into your lap. Have fun, smile and dont push to get a number - if you're doing this with the intent of grabbing someones number it can throw off your entire approach and you may say something you regret and ruin a good play.

This play could also known as simply "being friendly in casual public places".
User avatar #109699 to #109690 - ChippiAble (04/13/2014) [-]
that's some good advice, didn't expect that haha, i'll see what i can do
User avatar #109673 to #109660 - alexanderburns ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
teoberry this guys wants to meet you.
User avatar #109674 to #109673 - teoberry (04/13/2014) [-]
i dont fuck wit broke niggas
User avatar #109684 to #109674 - ChippiAble (04/13/2014) [-]
Bitch i'll buy you all the fancy stuff, give me some love in exchange
User avatar #109680 to #109674 - misticalz ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
I aint saying you a gold digger, but..
User avatar #109685 to #109680 - teoberry (04/13/2014) [-]
gold digga and proud
User avatar #109662 to #109660 - larsfillmore (04/12/2014) [-]
Can try your local animal shelter
User avatar #109663 to #109662 - ChippiAble (04/12/2014) [-]
you want sum fuk?
User avatar #109659 - larsfillmore (04/12/2014) [-]
My teacher said there's nothing sadder than the Rwanda Genocide

I thought every time Leonardo Dicaprio didn't win an oscar was pretty sad


Am i horrible person for this
User avatar #109697 to #109659 - usarmyexplain (04/13/2014) [-]
Did she say what she thought bade the Rwandan genocide wore than other genocides?
User avatar #109667 to #109659 - teoberry (04/12/2014) [-]
hahahha gg no re tutsi

machete 2 stronk
User avatar #109666 to #109659 - awesomerninjathing (04/12/2014) [-]
how is nothing sadder than rwandan genocide lmao
User avatar #109665 to #109659 - indulge (04/12/2014) [-]
Dead horse that has been beaten to a pulp.
#109656 - Kroyker (04/12/2014) [-]
Trying out Diablo 3
Trying out Diablo 3
User avatar #109783 to #109656 - erpee (04/14/2014) [-]
What console (or PC) do you play on?
User avatar #109901 to #109816 - erpee (04/16/2014) [-]
Do you play on PC at all?
User avatar #109908 to #109901 - Kroyker (04/17/2014) [-]
I dont have a set up sadly
User avatar #109912 to #109908 - erpee (04/17/2014) [-]
Ah, that sucks. I'm actually building my first PC this summer
User avatar #109913 to #109912 - Kroyker (04/17/2014) [-]
Sounds expensive
User avatar #109914 to #109913 - erpee (04/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's gonna run me about 1K, got a job recently though, so it's k.
User avatar #109915 to #109914 - Kroyker (04/17/2014) [-]
i did too but i literally just started haha
User avatar #109916 to #109915 - erpee (04/17/2014) [-]
I started about a month ago still haven't gotten paid tho :|
User avatar #109917 to #109916 - Kroyker (04/17/2014) [-]
Oh why not?
User avatar #109918 to #109917 - erpee (04/17/2014) [-]
Had to send in paperwork to get a direct deposit to my bank account and it hasn't gone through yet.
User avatar #110111 to #109918 - Kroyker (04/20/2014) [-]
Oh haha
#109832 to #109816 - erpee (04/15/2014) [-]
Damn, I've only got a 360 and PC
Damn, I've only got a 360 and PC
User avatar #109731 to #109656 - ireallylikepotatoe (04/14/2014) [-]
fgt. fite me.
User avatar #109732 to #109731 - Kroyker (04/14/2014) [-]
1v1 me fgt
User avatar #109733 to #109732 - ireallylikepotatoe (04/14/2014) [-]
u cnt goml. I'm 2 leet. fgt.
User avatar #109734 to #109733 - Kroyker (04/14/2014) [-]
ill fukin dek u i swer on me mum u wot m8
User avatar #109735 to #109734 - ireallylikepotatoe (04/14/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #109736 to #109735 - Kroyker (04/14/2014) [-]
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
User avatar #109725 to #109709 - Kroyker (04/13/2014) [-]
Potassium
User avatar #109708 to #109656 - talkingbrickbrick (04/13/2014) [-]
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yess I added you because you're a female gamer. 'tis and awesome thing to see. 2. I'm Brian. 3. dontt be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one on the Kitchen
User avatar #109724 to #109708 - Kroyker (04/13/2014) [-]
Laughed
User avatar #109705 to #109656 - thedarkestrogue (04/13/2014) [-]
omg so hawt let me touch your controller
User avatar #109723 to #109705 - Kroyker (04/13/2014) [-]
Dont get it pregnant its my only one
User avatar #109703 to #109656 - joshlol (04/13/2014) [-]
wow a girl??
can i add you?

maybe we can be friends
User avatar #109704 to #109703 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #109702 to #109656 - tarekmig (04/13/2014) [-]
Is that an in-game demon at the end of the gif
User avatar #109722 to #109702 - Kroyker (04/13/2014) [-]
Yes, boss battle time
User avatar #109761 to #109722 - tarekmig (04/14/2014) [-]
I don't think I can battle that thing..
User avatar #109815 to #109761 - Kroyker (04/15/2014) [-]
Why not try
User avatar #109686 to #109656 - teoberry (04/13/2014) [-]
Did this require a gif of yourselfÉ
User avatar #109745 to #109686 - teoberry (04/14/2014) [-]
Also, chippiable, I'm sorry, but she's not going to suck your dick for defending her. Nice try tho.
User avatar #109766 to #109745 - ChippiAble (04/14/2014) [-]
lol what? the fuck did i do?
User avatar #109802 to #109766 - teoberry (04/15/2014) [-]
see my reply below
#109762 to #109745 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
THIS comment made you a gigantic faggot, seriously all he did was ask, and he is much less butthurt because females plays video games and post videos of themselfs, do you write "did you really have to show yourself? hurrdurr grill pornstar" in porn videos too? fucking faggot, oh and teos are faggots too, don't have to forget to mention that, TEO ARMI 4 DA WIN BEATS 9GAG ARMI XXDDD.
User avatar #109801 to #109762 - teoberry (04/15/2014) [-]
Uhhhhhhhhhh it's actually cuz he white-knighted and thumbed me down lel.
User avatar #109719 to #109686 - Kroyker (04/13/2014) [-]
Not really, though since it was the social board I just kinda threw it in there.
User avatar #109743 to #109719 - teoberry (04/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, okay. Attention whore.
User avatar #109744 to #109743 - Kroyker (04/14/2014) [-]
Thank ya'
User avatar #109661 to #109656 - ChippiAble (04/12/2014) [-]
with or without the expansion??
User avatar #109677 to #109661 - Kroyker (04/13/2014) [-]
Neither sadly. Only the demo. Long ass demo though.
User avatar #109688 to #109677 - ChippiAble (04/13/2014) [-]
ah, that's a shame, i play the shit out of that game since the expansion, i like it!
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User avatar #109716 to #109688 - Kroyker (04/13/2014) [-]
Yeah I like it. I wanna get the full game
User avatar #109767 to #109716 - ChippiAble (04/14/2014) [-]
do you play it on the console or on pc?
#109654 - anonymous (04/12/2014) [-]
You can tell when a femanon has posted because their images are usually of:
-Loki
-Sherlock
-Doctor Who
-Supernatural
-Frozen
User avatar #109711 to #109654 - TheseChocodiles (04/13/2014) [-]
why dont you just shut up loser
User avatar #109657 to #109654 - kelseymiss (04/12/2014) [-]
probably because most of my saved images are of them :s
User avatar #109675 to #109657 - alexanderburns ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
I don't understand what that emoticon is supposed to be/mean.
User avatar #109681 to #109675 - misticalz ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
Worried
User avatar #109671 to #109657 - teoberry (04/12/2014) [-]
Can I put a stain upon your pretty taint?
User avatar #109650 - tocho ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
innawoods.net/

Your town is getting invaded and you have to defend/run, what would you take with you? (Be realistic) Here's mine

imgur.com/Lq8tRcY
#109760 to #109650 - gmarrox (04/14/2014) [-]
I only used thing I can actually find in my house, including weapons.
#109715 to #109650 - BrayBoy (04/13/2014) [-]
this is making me want to play dayZ again
#109714 to #109650 - birdss (04/13/2014) [-]
Just the usual shit i take with me.
also fuck weapons.
User avatar #109669 to #109650 - teoberry (04/12/2014) [-]
realism is fer fackin pussies
#109651 to #109650 - ScottP (04/12/2014) [-]
I'm a ball of bags
#109652 to #109651 - tocho ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
You do realize i said "Be bealistic" I doubt you have that shit lying around in your house.
User avatar #109658 to #109652 - awesomerninjathing (04/12/2014) [-]
yeah, and you have a crossbow and an axe in your house?
User avatar #109934 to #109658 - tocho ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
Yeah i actually do.
User avatar #109653 to #109652 - ScottP (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh..in that case I'd just have a t-shirt, jeans, and a golf-club lol
User avatar #109635 - bluzzerstream (04/12/2014) [-]
I need a haircut that's short but not buzzcutshort in the neck and still covering the forehead, anyone know something?
User avatar #109636 to #109635 - misticalz ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
in the neck? wat?
User avatar #109639 to #109636 - bluzzerstream (04/12/2014) [-]
Well the upper part on the back of your neck, where else on the neck is there hair
User avatar #109642 to #109639 - misticalz ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
Reverse mullet
#109643 to #109642 - bluzzerstream (04/12/2014) [-]
NVM, I HAVE FOUND THE CHOSEN ONE
User avatar #109633 - bitchitroll ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
hello, i will be posting this on all of the boards so if you see it again just ignore it.
i am trying to get an idea of FJs thoughts on gun ownership so if you could just take a few minutes to answer some questions it would be very helpful to me. thanks to those who do answer these
docs.google.com/forms/d/1hS2oWsEg9QhuKuyHP1YcIzj_g4FZorUcfDoz_MMmzVY/viewform
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User avatar #109626 to #109620 - hellomynameisbill (04/12/2014) [-]
my crush's best friend jokingly shipped us together.


dang.
User avatar #109664 to #109626 - ChippiAble (04/12/2014) [-]
why are you always talking about your crush's best friend?
User avatar #109676 to #109664 - hellomynameisbill (04/13/2014) [-]
this was the best moment in my life. and that's kinda sad
User avatar #109689 to #109676 - ChippiAble (04/13/2014) [-]
i'm listening
User avatar #109692 to #109689 - hellomynameisbill (04/13/2014) [-]
basically, she took the seat adjacent to me so crush would be sitting closer to me. and she quietly said that i probably liked crush and vice versa
User avatar #109700 to #109692 - ChippiAble (04/13/2014) [-]
and what happened after that?
User avatar #109748 to #109700 - hellomynameisbill (04/14/2014) [-]
school ended and we never saw eachother again.





for 3 days now.




because the term holiday started and we won't see eachother for another 2 weeks.




unless we happened to bump into eachother on the street.




but that's unlikely
#109617 - arearea (04/12/2014) [-]
Does anyone know of any videos like "The Reward";
videos that just fill you full of wonderment and excitement?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkAYze6ae18
User avatar #109606 - friedpotato (04/11/2014) [-]
Hiiiii.
User avatar #109608 to #109606 - qwertyjr (04/11/2014) [-]
what's good lil' nigga?
User avatar #109609 to #109608 - friedpotato (04/11/2014) [-]
wow, r00d
User avatar #109611 to #109609 - qwertyjr (04/12/2014) [-]
OmG, ok, whatevs
User avatar #109595 - hellomynameisbill (04/11/2014) [-]
My crush's best friend jokingly said that we probably like each other.



dang.
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User avatar #109599 to #109595 - qwertyjr (04/11/2014) [-]
Bang Bang, Shots fired.
#109590 - CakemanRPG (04/11/2014) [-]
make this face
User avatar #109589 - qwertyjr (04/11/2014) [-]
Soooo....What exactly is the point of this board?
User avatar #109596 to #109589 - gmarrox (04/11/2014) [-]
I'll suck your dick for 3 easy payments of $19.99
#109591 to #109589 - dtadont (04/11/2014) [-]
its a board for aspie basement dwellers to come to and ask stupid questions
User avatar #109593 to #109591 - saltybanana (04/11/2014) [-]
yeah what he said
#109594 to #109593 - cabbagemayhem (04/11/2014) [-]
Damn...my search continues.
#109556 - gmarrox (04/10/2014) [-]
I just saw Reel Big Fish live, which was pretty great, especially since ska is the only type of music I can dance to. As such, I propose the following thread:

1. Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite music genre:
4. Best concert you've been to if any:
5. Favorite dance/music to dance to:
6. Tittysprinkles (True/False):
#109893 to #109556 - strangeday (04/16/2014) [-]
Sull
17.
Jazz/Blues/Alternative/Classical Rock/Heavy Metal
None
Reggae
Yes.
User avatar #109820 to #109556 - fukkyes (04/15/2014) [-]
Eh why not
1. Steven
2. 15
3. Pop Punk
4. Right Back at it Again tour with ADTR, OM&M, and Issues.
5. Sorry, not much of a dancer.
6. About 7
#109631 to #109556 - aceonfire (04/12/2014) [-]
Skyler
21
Folk Punk
Red Hot Chili Peppers or Rise Against/Title Fight/A Day to Remember
Ska
Fuck yeah
User avatar #109619 to #109556 - hellomynameisbill (04/12/2014) [-]
1. Bill
2. Bill
3. Bill
4: Bill
5: Bill
6: BIll
User avatar #109613 to #109556 - indulge (04/12/2014) [-]
1. Conor
2. 20
3. I guess I'll say metal
4. Mayhem Festival 2012. The all day traveling metal concert.
5. Whatever music is playing at the party I'm going to fuckin dance to it.
6. Only on alternate Thursdays
User avatar #109601 to #109556 - iwanttousenumbers (04/11/2014) [-]
David
21
Rock
Bruce Springsteen
Folk music I guess
Bananas
#109587 to #109556 - sniffythebird (04/11/2014) [-]
1. Name: Batman Bin Suparman   
2. Age: 21   
3. Favorite music genreS (PLURAL, NIGGA): Nu-metal, Industrial rock/metal, Folk/Viking Metal, Hardstyle, Reggae/Jungle DnB, Chill/liquid Cubstep/DnB.   
4. Best concert you've been to if any: Nope   
5. Favorite dance/music to dance to: All of the genres listed in #3   
6. Tittysprinkles (True/False): Biscuits
1. Name: Batman Bin Suparman
2. Age: 21
3. Favorite music genreS (PLURAL, NIGGA): Nu-metal, Industrial rock/metal, Folk/Viking Metal, Hardstyle, Reggae/Jungle DnB, Chill/liquid Cubstep/DnB.
4. Best concert you've been to if any: Nope
5. Favorite dance/music to dance to: All of the genres listed in #3
6. Tittysprinkles (True/False): Biscuits
User avatar #109584 to #109583 - gmarrox (04/11/2014) [-]
Propagandhi -  Ska Sucks

I have a ska song for that ;)
User avatar #109573 to #109556 - TheseChocodiles (04/10/2014) [-]
1. Catherine
2. 18
3. disco house electronic chillwave (Flight Facilities)
4. either disclosure or arctic monkeys
5. I normally dance to house but when I am home alone it's like parov stelar
6. aint that the truth bud
User avatar #109578 to #109573 - misticalz ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
mah nigga
User avatar #109580 to #109579 - misticalz ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
u liek disclosure right
User avatar #109582 to #109581 - misticalz ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
even more of my nigga
User avatar #109588 to #109582 - teoberry (04/11/2014) [-]
wheels
#109574 to #109573 - gmarrox (04/10/2014) [-]
>Parov Stelar
User avatar #109572 to #109556 - jari (04/10/2014) [-]
1. Jari
2. 18
3. Melodic/Technical Death Metal
4. Metallica
5. Pop Punk
6. Yes
User avatar #109568 to #109556 - tehnukecomes (04/10/2014) [-]
1. Max
2. 19
3.folk/ metal
4. rammstein
5. corvus corax
6. true, always go for chocolate sprinkles.
#109565 to #109556 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
You never did it yourself faggot
User avatar #109566 to #109565 - gmarrox (04/10/2014) [-]
1. Kyle
2. 20
3. Ska
4. Reel Big Fish
5. Skanking/ska
6. $3.50
User avatar #109559 to #109556 - thebestpieever (04/10/2014) [-]
1. Name: Walker
2. Age: 23
3. Favorite music genre: Rock
4. Best concert you've been to if any: Rolling Stones A Bigger Bang Tour 2006.
5. Favorite dance/music to dance to: Not really a dancer.
6. Tittysprinkles (True/False): Ducks.
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