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User avatar #65819 - amissingmouse ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Hey people, I'm bored, and if anyone wants to skype, just like, send me a pm, and I'll send you my skype, or you can send me yours.
User avatar #65803 - anonymouzx (01/22/2013) [-]
Everytime I start on a new video game I see things that are always related. I'm currently playing fallout 3 and I have seen 2 or 3 fallout posts one the frontpage the very first day I play it. When I play Read Dead Redemption, I see RDR posts on FJ and see a lot of wild wests cowboy related stuff on T.V on accident. When I started playing minecraft, I see minecraft posts on the frontpage and a few minecraft videos on the top rated section on YouTube. I didn't get these games when they just got released or when they are trending...I'm confused. I just had to get this off my chest.
User avatar #65813 to #65803 - smashingprodigy (01/22/2013) [-]
Is it like in Grand Theft Auto when you locate a rare but fast, cool looking car and then you start seeing it everywhere?

Maybe our lives were programmed that way and we are all in a realistic (but sucky) Grand Theft Auto.
User avatar #65814 to #65813 - anonymouzx (01/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, just like that.
#65815 to #65814 - smashingprodigy (01/22/2013) [-]
Stizz is most likely right about the whole recognition thing, but it could also just be a crapload of coincidences.   
   
Plus it's quite common to see fallout posts every once in while since a lot of people on this site have played it.
Stizz is most likely right about the whole recognition thing, but it could also just be a crapload of coincidences.

Plus it's quite common to see fallout posts every once in while since a lot of people on this site have played it.
User avatar #65816 to #65815 - anonymouzx (01/22/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4383899/we+shall+call+it+a+Mac/46#46
This had nothin gto do with fallout, but it came to my head.
User avatar #65817 to #65816 - smashingprodigy (01/22/2013) [-]
Haven't played New Vegas yet, but it looks a lot like the protectrons found in 3 and NV.

What is it from?
User avatar #65823 to #65817 - anonymouzx (01/22/2013) [-]
New Vegas. You are suppose to get this robot in this old warehouse and program it to an escort. His name becomes "Fisto". After you program it, you can have sex with it if you want...And one of the first things he says is "Please assume the position."
User avatar #65825 to #65823 - smashingprodigy (01/22/2013) [-]
HAHAHA That's great!

I imagine it must be extremely unpleasant. In the end, you can probably choose to have babies with it. Like mini-Terminators.
User avatar #65805 to #65803 - stizz **User deleted account** (01/22/2013) [-]
it's just the way your brain works.
Same thing with cars...say your mom or dad bought a Toyota Camry.
Next thing you know, you start seeing a Camry every time you walk out the door.
It's just your brain better recognizing familiar things.
User avatar #65807 to #65805 - anonymouzx (01/22/2013) [-]
Ah, I see.
User avatar #65804 to #65803 - hashketchum (01/22/2013) [-]
It means you're gay.
#65786 - ljxjlos (01/22/2013) [-]
Well, so I gave a Friend of mine my Keys cause he needed to use the Toilet for a longer time while I was on University. He took the Chance to tape a Picture of a Clown without Eyes on my Window, I just laid down to sleep, turned around and when I saw it, I screamed like a little Bitch and hit my Lamp with a Bokken. Guess, I´m not going to sleep tonight. How are you doing?
#65782 - allion (01/21/2013) [-]
guise, just read this

1/3
#65792 to #65791 - allion (01/22/2013) [-]
not sure if troll.. but if not, he is king betafag
not sure if troll.. but if not, he is king betafag
#65793 to #65792 - sheepysquirrel (01/22/2013) [-]
He probably doesn't even attempt to talk to girls in real life.
#65794 to #65793 - allion (01/22/2013) [-]
and he's obsessed with 9/11 and doing hitler...
#65795 to #65794 - sheepysquirrel (01/22/2013) [-]
So he's a conspiracy obsessed/racist/beta fag?
User avatar #65788 to #65784 - critality (01/22/2013) [-]
no thanks...
User avatar #65789 to #65788 - allion (01/22/2013) [-]
you don't have to if you don't want to huehue
#65781 - nikkiee (01/21/2013) [-]
Can anyone tell me what kind of bird this is?
User avatar #65787 to #65781 - farmermcguffen (01/22/2013) [-]
Shoe-Bill Stork
User avatar #65798 to #65787 - nikkiee (01/22/2013) [-]
Thanks. Someone is trying to give it to me.
User avatar #65785 to #65781 - iwanttousenumbers (01/21/2013) [-]
A scary bird
#65770 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
First time since the holidays that I am going to be doing my training routine again..... pray for me social board.
#65749 - allion (01/21/2013) [-]
this is how I feel reading other people's conversations on this board
this is how I feel reading other people's conversations on this board
User avatar #65753 to #65738 - loveyameanish (01/21/2013) [-]
What the FUCK is with you and Thomas the motherfucking Tank Engine?!
#65820 to #65753 - gmarrox (01/22/2013) [-]
Curtail yourself before you derail yourself
#65726 - thecuriousone (01/21/2013) [-]
Evening, social :3
I'm usually on another board, but everything's slow right now in the world of FJ. How was everyone's weekend?
User avatar #65764 to #65726 - kabageguy (01/21/2013) [-]
mine was great, sat and watched anime and played LoL with friends, how was yours?
User avatar #65771 to #65764 - thecuriousone (01/21/2013) [-]
Watched anime and lazed around my house xD lol
User avatar #65772 to #65771 - kabageguy (01/21/2013) [-]
ah cool, what animes?
#65773 to #65772 - thecuriousone (01/21/2013) [-]
When They Cry- Higurashi
Rosario + Vampire

Just finished both of them :)
User avatar #65774 to #65773 - kabageguy (01/21/2013) [-]
nice, i think i have a book of rosario + vampire in my closet somewhere
User avatar #65775 to #65774 - thecuriousone (01/21/2013) [-]
I'm sad cause I just don't have the time to read manga anymore >.<
User avatar #65777 to #65775 - kabageguy (01/21/2013) [-]
i used to read shonen jump, sadly its only on the internet now
User avatar #65779 to #65777 - thecuriousone (01/21/2013) [-]
It's only internet now? D:
I remember back in the day waiting for those issues in the mail X3
User avatar #65780 to #65779 - kabageguy (01/21/2013) [-]
yeah, my subscription ran out just before they stopped selling it.
then i started buying otaku USA, but it isnt as good
User avatar #65707 - amissingmouse ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
I think I just got dumped. My long-distance bf just blocked me on skype and FJ for no reason..I wanna know why at least..
#65712 to #65707 - anonmos ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#65715 to #65712 - birdss (01/21/2013) [-]
Be more nice, touch her with your hand.

I do not approve of your comment.
#65716 to #65715 - anonmos ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
ugh, fine...
ugh, fine...
User avatar #65708 to #65707 - birdss (01/21/2013) [-]
Dusters will be your new long-distance boyfriend.
He likes to put ice cream on his nipples and then sensually rub it all over his body.
User avatar #65711 to #65708 - amissingmouse ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
I'd like to see the ice-cream ritual before I do anything..e.o
#65713 to #65711 - birdss (01/21/2013) [-]
"LEAVE ME ALONE, MY NIPPLES ARE ONLY FOR FRIEDPOTATO" - Dusters
#65736 to #65713 - friedpotato (01/21/2013) [-]
Hey Birds
Cornetto.
#65732 to #65713 - dusters (01/21/2013) [-]
Hello birdss. Pic related it's you trying to be a mermaid.
#65735 to #65732 - birdss (01/21/2013) [-]
Ohhh interesting.
User avatar #65714 to #65713 - amissingmouse ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Jeez, what do you guys do in that chat? o-o
#65717 to #65714 - birdss (01/21/2013) [-]
Nothing. huehuehue.
User avatar #65718 to #65717 - anonmos ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
omg. STAHP.
#65719 to #65718 - birdss (01/21/2013) [-]
OMG OKI FINE, DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT
#65720 to #65719 - anonmos ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
I hate you.
I hate you.
#65721 to #65720 - birdss (01/21/2013) [-]
Í'm sorry, here have my duckface. please luv me again <3
#65748 to #65721 - dusters (01/21/2013) [-]
DAYUM BITCH, DIS ME N MY GANG OF APENIGGLIES WUN SUM FUK?
User avatar #65801 to #65748 - TheseChocodiles (01/22/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHA
#65752 to #65748 - birdss (01/21/2013) [-]
Oh boy..
Oh boy..
User avatar #65762 to #65752 - dusters (01/21/2013) [-]
loveyameanish , TheseChocodiles, Friedpotato , anonmos , jari , alphabethsoop , ariscorp ,
#65754 to #65752 - dusters (01/21/2013) [-]
IZ A PIMP 2 HIHI
User avatar #65755 to #65754 - birdss (01/21/2013) [-]
FOK U
#65756 to #65755 - dusters (01/21/2013) [-]
OI NIGGLY WIBBLY U AIN T TALKIN LIKE DAT TO ME I LL FOK U UP
User avatar #65757 to #65756 - birdss (01/21/2013) [-]
SHADDAP, STAHP
#65758 to #65757 - dusters (01/21/2013) [-]
WAT U GUN DO ABOUT IT NIGGLY?
User avatar #65759 to #65758 - birdss (01/21/2013) [-]
I HATE YOU
#65760 to #65759 - dusters (01/21/2013) [-]
DUN SAY DAT MY NIGGIDY APE U CAN T RESIST DAT SENSUAL LOOK
User avatar #65761 to #65760 - birdss (01/21/2013) [-]
i should kill you.
#65763 to #65761 - dusters (01/21/2013) [-]
I have been waiting 7 months for this. 7 feckin months . I have power over you aswell now.
I have been waiting 7 months for this. 7 feckin months . I have power over you aswell now.
User avatar #65737 to #65721 - jari (01/21/2013) [-]
saved
User avatar #65722 to #65721 - anonmos ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
I can't be mad at mniam's sexy face.
User avatar #65709 to #65708 - dusters (01/21/2013) [-]
Oki birdss.
#65705 - mysret (01/21/2013) [-]
Hi FJ. It's my birthday!

It's in the afternoon right now, and so far the only one who has congratulated me is my cat. At least I think she did, maybe the lack of human connection is starting to get to me.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MYSRET
User avatar #65733 to #65705 - iwanttousenumbers (01/21/2013) [-]
Happy reminder that your parents had sex at least once day
#65729 to #65705 - samxdaxman (01/21/2013) [-]
Happy berfdai.
Have a picture of my dog playing monopoly.
#65728 to #65705 - gaszy ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !
#65768 to #65728 - mysret (01/21/2013) [-]
Gaszy, thank you for this awesome charmander-congratulations!
User avatar #65799 to #65768 - gaszy ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
No problem ! :D hope next year you have atleased 5 people say happy birthday!
#65724 to #65705 - ljxjlos (01/21/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday - And now go out, and party, no matter with whom, it´s your Birthday!

Picture irrelevant, It´s Wilhelmina Pepermunt
#65725 to #65724 - mysret (01/21/2013) [-]
God wat hou ik van Wilhelmina pepermunt.
User avatar #65727 to #65725 - ljxjlos (01/21/2013) [-]
I don´t know what that means. I´m not from Holland, I just freakishly love that Stuff and let it get shipped over to me to Germany, as often as possible:D
#65766 to #65727 - mysret (01/21/2013) [-]
Ach, entschuldigung Freund. I always got the stuff from my grandmother when I was young. Do you have to pay allot for it? Its remarkably cheap here.
User avatar #65769 to #65766 - ljxjlos (01/21/2013) [-]
Not too much, my father travels a lot, so I get tons when he´s in Holland, the only expensive thing is the shipping. I made the mistake to take the Stuff to the New Years Party...since then it´s a big deal in my Group of Friends, cause the word "Wilhelmina Pepermunt" seemed to be the funniest thing in the world during the Party. Awesome Stuff:D
#65776 to #65769 - mysret (01/21/2013) [-]
You dó know what it means, right? Wilhelmina was our beloved queen a few decades ago. Pepermunt means peppermint, but I guess you knew that.
User avatar #65778 to #65776 - ljxjlos (01/21/2013) [-]
I Know.D
#65706 to #65705 - anonmos ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
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#65767 to #65706 - mysret (01/21/2013) [-]
Thank you friend!
User avatar #65702 - marymjc (01/21/2013) [-]
Hi. I'm actually looking for someone to Skype with. I don't want to fuck, get into a relationship, or anything and I don't care if you're a boy or a girl.
We can talk about whatever you'd like (Skyrim, Kingdom Hearts, Katawa Shoujo, LoZ, Elfen Lied, your life, etc.).
I'm kind of young, so don't be alarmed by my voice.
Reply and I'll give you my Skype name.
User avatar #65704 to #65702 - amissingmouse ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Sup. :)
I'll skype with you if you uh, and when you come on. :) I don't mind.
I personally am always looking for someone to skype with.
User avatar #65700 - lulzdealer (01/21/2013) [-]
Sup thread, i'm posting here because funnyjunk does not have a guns thread, and if you're not into guns, or if you're just going to flame anti-gun bullcrap at me, please go away, as i'm looking for some actual advice. Ok, so basically, i've got $1500 to blow, i can either get an AR style Bushmaster, or a crate full of 91/30 Mosin Nagants. btw, the crate comes with accessories, slings, bayonets, etc. thoughts?
User avatar #65701 to #65700 - stizz **User deleted account** (01/21/2013) [-]
You can't go wrong with a Bushmaster.
User avatar #65699 - stizz **User deleted account** (01/21/2013) [-]
Apparently the phenomenon of having your ballsack stick to the side of your leg is called "Batwinging".
User avatar #65734 to #65699 - iwanttousenumbers (01/21/2013) [-]
I've always called it BSTL
User avatar #65731 to #65699 - loveyameanish (01/21/2013) [-]
Over here we call it velcro-sack.
User avatar #65692 - xxhunterxx (01/21/2013) [-]
New Game for social people

Snap Snipe: An organized game of pictures.
On a certain day, players come together to have fun. Players must have picture messaging and a phone camera.

1. Players organize a certain area of where you are allowed and not allowed. Usually a 5 mile radius.
2. Each player shall send all the other players a picture of themselves at their location, with ample space around them to identify the location.
3. Once all players have received the pictures, the manhunt begins.

To eliminate players, you must take a picture of them, with at least 45% of their face showing.
They need to be unaware of the picture.

Once you have taken the picture, send it to the player. That player is eliminated.

Last player standing wins, blah blah blah.
User avatar #65686 - freespeech (01/21/2013) [-]
FJ Oldfags, will you tell me the story of the one they called DSend?
User avatar #65695 to #65686 - sheepysquirrel (01/21/2013) [-]
He is my friend and we are talking on fb at the moment about space jam.
He was a famous comic artist who was actually a favorite of magical fairy princess. No matter what he posted he would get front page so people assumed he was a thumb whore.
He left the site because he got bored/too much hate/got annoyed with the users.
User avatar #65696 to #65695 - freespeech (01/21/2013) [-]
You are speaking with him at the moment? His real life personality account? I may be in luck. I'm trying to get an accurate account of FJ's history, and he seems to be the only one I can no longer find info about. You think you could have him contact me?
User avatar #65698 to #65696 - sheepysquirrel (01/21/2013) [-]
He is offline but I'll link your fj account and these comments, I THINK he has a fj account that he can get on to talk to you but I'm not sure.

Message sent.
User avatar #65697 to #65696 - sheepysquirrel (01/21/2013) [-]
I'll ask.
User avatar #65693 to #65686 - gmarrox (01/21/2013) [-]
Pretty good artist who made pretty good comic became pretty popular and started drawing really good art with really shit jokes and is best known for being a massive thumbwhore before leaving the site.
#65680 - N. Korean citizen (01/21/2013) [-]
How would I get rid of a lot of acne?
User avatar #65691 to #65680 - popperz ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Talk to your doctor.
They can prescribe a medicated acne gel.
User avatar #65689 to #65680 - hockeykicksass (01/21/2013) [-]
accuatne side effects suck but it clears acne right off your face
#65684 to #65680 - wildthornberries (01/21/2013) [-]
Wash your face at the same time you brush your teeth. Then leave the soap on your face for 5 minutes. It'll soothe it down after a week. :D
Wash your face at the same time you brush your teeth. Then leave the soap on your face for 5 minutes. It'll soothe it down after a week. :D
User avatar #65683 to #65680 - codyxvasco (01/21/2013) [-]
Some lotion, a wire brush, and some bandages.
#65673 - N. Korean citizen (01/21/2013) [-]
I just pushed my best friend away from me, what do I do now? Going back to him isn't an option.
User avatar #65690 to #65673 - samxdaxman (01/21/2013) [-]
Why can't you go back to him? And what made you push him away in the first place?
User avatar #65688 to #65673 - thisisspartah (01/21/2013) [-]
get a new one
User avatar #65679 to #65673 - codyxvasco (01/21/2013) [-]
Go back to him.

I'm not joking.
#65671 - epsterminator (01/21/2013) [-]
I need a females opinion on something regarding this girl I like. Anyone up for a little chat on Skype or something?
User avatar #65669 - protectron (01/21/2013) [-]
Why is the "Sky Blue?" (Put smart-ass. funny, stupid, etc remarks)
User avatar #65694 to #65669 - gmarrox (01/21/2013) [-]
Because otherwise the song Mr. Blue Sky wouldn't make any damn sense, now would it.

Christians: 0
Atheists: 0
Peanut butter: jelly time
User avatar #65670 to #65669 - epicextreme ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
because when god was creating earth in ms paint, he used the paint bucket tool to fill the sky blue
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