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User avatar #102424 - akho (12/31/2013) [-]

Wish you a happy new years FJunkers. Seriously, get fj or whatever what makers you happy. As long as YOU do something apary FJuinkg al day, I'll be good.

Motherfuckers, if you thinkging fo thumving me down, fuck you cause yeah.
User avatar #102427 to #102424 - DCat (01/01/2014) [-]
Still 2013 for me.

#102422 to #102421 - sniffythebird ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
Now it is
User avatar #102423 to #102422 - legendaryhero (12/31/2013) [-]
Where do you live?
User avatar #102447 to #102423 - sniffythebird ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #102449 to #102447 - legendaryhero (01/01/2014) [-]
Ah alright.
User avatar #102417 - achimp (12/31/2013) [-]
Whats the first thing thatp ops into your head when you hear the phrase "moral leadership?"
User avatar #102419 to #102417 - russianhitler (12/31/2013) [-]
Not Hitler.
User avatar #102411 - Bad Man (12/31/2013) [-]
How many people do you know for a fact were attracted to you?

I know without a doubt that at least 3 were, and as many as maybe 7.
User avatar #102501 to #102411 - douevensax (01/01/2014) [-]
Hmm, lemme think. I got a marriage proposal at around 5 from a girl in church, who then kissed me on a cheek. Very confused there. That's my earliest. I'd say 4. Possibly many more, but I can never be sure.
User avatar #102488 to #102411 - ilikethisusername (01/01/2014) [-]
i knew this girl in summer school who was totally in love with me but because of my girlfriend i didn't talk to her at all....two days after my summer school ended, my girlfriend found someone else. then i knew this girl who liked me way too much in 11th grade, but because my best friend wanted to ask her out, i never talked to her either...later on my friend never talked to her nor said hi. then i knew this group of girls who saw me at a party and they wanted to talk to me...but at that time i was going out with someone... (same girlfriend while i was in summer school).

i fucked up many times...i think fate likes to play around with me.
User avatar #102426 to #102411 - awesomerninjathing (01/01/2014) [-]
probably around 2
#102415 to #102411 - awkwardjew (12/31/2013) [-]
2 and i'm not even sure how i managed that.
User avatar #102408 - finblob ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
Opinions that make you sound like a dick.

People who commit suicide are selfish.
User avatar #102502 to #102408 - douevensax (01/01/2014) [-]
People who commit suicide are 70% of the time stupid or quitters.
Abortion shouldn't be given to those who've had consensual sex and are healthy.
I don't care about gay marriage and never will.
Liberalism is horrible, but Conservatism also has too many flaws for my taste.
America is one of the greatest countries of all time and our only really major shortcoming is our government.

Need more?
User avatar #102480 to #102408 - Metallicock ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
Mario and Zelda are boring
User avatar #102412 to #102408 - Bad Man (12/31/2013) [-]
Gay marriage and abortion are wrong; just because people can change laws doesn't mean they can make it right.
User avatar #102443 to #102412 - teoberry (01/01/2014) [-]
I like you
User avatar #102472 to #102443 - Bad Man (01/01/2014) [-]
you better
#102413 to #102412 - devout feminist (12/31/2013) [-]
you really are a.... bad man
User avatar #102409 to #102408 - jkaizoku (12/31/2013) [-]
We need a plague.

Kinda stole it from Bill Burr.
#102405 - ikinkajou (12/31/2013) [-]
Hey, guys if you were here last night, I posted something similar, but after consulting with my group, a higher quality questionnaire was made   
It's still for my Biology lab that's due on Monday, help a brother out, man   
Here's a .gif for you anyway
Hey, guys if you were here last night, I posted something similar, but after consulting with my group, a higher quality questionnaire was made

It's still for my Biology lab that's due on Monday, help a brother out, man


Here's a .gif for you anyway
#102407 to #102405 - devout feminist (12/31/2013) [-]
If this is supposed to be a measure of different features of the face being attractive can I just tell you that there is a good mix of girls but almost all of the guys you picked were nothing special and of the same level of attractiveness, pretty average if not odd looking... just a heads up
#102398 - devout feminist (12/31/2013) [-]
IRL thread go!
User avatar #102402 to #102398 - jari (12/31/2013) [-]
IRL I like to wash my hair with princess shampoo
User avatar #102386 - shoryuken (12/31/2013) [-]
Why do women get so deeply saddened by miscarriages?

#102397 to #102386 - devout feminist (12/31/2013) [-]
You're trying to summon the user miscarriage, aren't you?

User avatar #102396 to #102386 - ariscorp (12/31/2013) [-]
Because it's heartbreaking when the child you are carrying becomes a lifeless husk in their womb.
#102391 to #102386 - innocentillusions (12/31/2013) [-]
Why the hell would you ask this..
Why the hell would you ask this..
User avatar #102387 to #102386 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (12/31/2013) [-]
What kind of a question is that
User avatar #102388 to #102387 - shoryuken (12/31/2013) [-]
a question on miscarriage
User avatar #102399 to #102388 - miscarriage (12/31/2013) [-]
I don't like being uestions
User avatar #102389 to #102388 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (12/31/2013) [-]
I'd say it's a pretty natural reaction to be completely devastated when your unborn child dies
User avatar #102390 to #102389 - shoryuken (12/31/2013) [-]
Do they blame themselves?
User avatar #102392 to #102390 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (12/31/2013) [-]
Unfortunately a lot of the time they do, even when they have no reason to.
User avatar #102393 to #102392 - shoryuken (12/31/2013) [-]
cause my nan told me that when I was born this Jamaican lady near her in the hospital wasn't allowed to see her baby because it had died at birth and she just went mental in that room just crying really loudly. I'm a male, so child birth is something I won't understand fully like a women probably can is all.

is it part of them? I just don't get it fully
like I hate to say
but I'm just kind of thinking that they'd be more like
"oh well, better luck next time"
do they see themselves as murderous?
I don't know
#102401 to #102393 - thisisnachoday **User deleted account** (12/31/2013) [-]
"oh well, better luck next time"
User avatar #102482 to #102401 - Metallicock ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
Oh god I don't need to be laughing at that. . .
User avatar #102395 to #102393 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (12/31/2013) [-]
I mean a friend of my mom's and her husband had a miscarriage, not this friend and my mother. I'm the one and only pregnancy my mother had.
User avatar #102394 to #102393 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (12/31/2013) [-]
They probably didn't want her to see it because she was already having a traumatic experience as it was, seeing the body of her dead child wouldn't have helped anything.

A friend of my mom's had a miscarriage and it was going to be their first child. It completely tore them apart and they got a divorce, it's a terrible thing to go through that I really don't think anyone can understand unless they go through it themselves.
It's normal you don't understand but I don't think you want to
User avatar #102383 - strangemoo (12/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #102379 to #102376 - jkaizoku (12/31/2013) [-]
That's a ten everyone gets a ten because everyone is beautiful. case closed.
User avatar #102380 to #102379 - ikinkajou (12/31/2013) [-]
Wait, I messed up this was the wrong survey

#102382 to #102380 - jkaizoku (12/31/2013) [-]
Goddammit, OP. I actually took the time to rate those charming individuals. Then you go and do something like this. You disappoint me.
Goddammit, OP. I actually took the time to rate those charming individuals. Then you go and do something like this. You disappoint me.
User avatar #102406 to #102404 - jkaizoku (12/31/2013) [-]
You're lucky I'm a nice guy, b-baka
User avatar #102381 to #102378 - ikinkajou (12/31/2013) [-]
Wrong survey, sorry epicextreme
User avatar #102370 - bluzzerstream ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
Could someone please explain what tfw means
User avatar #102384 to #102370 - marinepenguin (12/31/2013) [-]
Their face when

its like mfw

my face when
User avatar #102410 to #102384 - Timmietim (12/31/2013) [-]
no is not
User avatar #102418 to #102410 - marinepenguin (12/31/2013) [-]
Yes it is.
User avatar #102434 to #102418 - Timmietim (01/01/2014) [-]
is that feel when
User avatar #102435 to #102434 - marinepenguin (01/01/2014) [-]
Nope I'm right. Out of those three letters, my way is the only possibility. There can only be one.
User avatar #102377 to #102370 - epicextreme ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
that feel when, sorry to ruin the fun guys
User avatar #102373 to #102370 - ariscorp (12/31/2013) [-]
Tits feel wet
User avatar #102372 to #102370 - TheseChocodiles (12/31/2013) [-]
the fleshy wound
User avatar #102371 to #102370 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (12/31/2013) [-]
That fuckhead, Winston.
User avatar #102374 to #102371 - bluzzerstream ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
Oh, cause I thought it was "Table fucking woredrobe"
User avatar #102375 to #102374 - bluzzerstream ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
And then people replied dt

Dressingtable, you know, the outcome
#102349 - drizzlydre (12/30/2013) [-]
I have no idea where to ask this, but I figured this would be the best place.

Does anyone at all know what kind of turtle this is? I've been trying to figure it out for the past few weeks because I've been wanting a pet turtle but I'm just so unbearably bad at internetting so that hasn't been working out.
Any halp appreciated
User avatar #102354 to #102349 - desdemona (12/30/2013) [-]
It's a Gopher tortoise
User avatar #102358 to #102354 - drizzlydre (12/30/2013) [-]
Why thank you, O average Funnyjunker with a higher than average knowledge on the expansive topic that is turtles.

Turns out it's illegal to have/handle one since they are a protected species, so no Gopher turtles for me

User avatar #102359 to #102358 - desdemona (12/30/2013) [-]
I know turtles may seem a cool idea right now but you might want to look at getting another reptile, you have to hibernate your pet turtle so you literally don't see them for vast amounts of time. If you are serious about getting one however, people tend to give them away when they realise how long they live for... they go on forever...
User avatar #102360 to #102359 - drizzlydre (12/30/2013) [-]
Hm... I probably would feel bad if I died before my turtle. I guess other reptiles it is! Thanks wandering turtle expert!
User avatar #102356 to #102354 - birdss (12/30/2013) [-]
shut up biology woman.
User avatar #102357 to #102356 - desdemona (12/30/2013) [-]
#102353 to #102349 - birdss (12/30/2013) [-]
Its a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
User avatar #102355 to #102353 - drizzlydre (12/30/2013) [-]
Your artistic prowess has been appreciated during the process of identifying this turtle.
#102350 to #102349 - devout feminist (12/30/2013) [-]
It's a Chef Turtle. Duh.
User avatar #102351 to #102350 - drizzlydre (12/30/2013) [-]
Although that is not the answer I was looking for, your input is still valued and appreciated, anon <3
User avatar #102335 - tocho (12/30/2013) [-]
Best speech ever made? www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPqd_9T5Zx4
User avatar #102336 to #102335 - morbidreborn (12/30/2013) [-]
Possibly? Too bad about what hitler did after the movie was screened.
#102319 - devout feminist (12/30/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled user koveck ** Doing a kinda secret santa thing here. Whoever I roll I'll buy something for them on steam as long as it's reasonably priced.
User avatar #102367 to #102319 - rplix (12/31/2013) [-]
Good guy anon
User avatar #102348 to #102319 - awesomerninjathing (12/30/2013) [-]
**awesomerninjathing rolled user laclosa ** Doing a secret santa thing as well, rolling someone, except the difference is they get fucking nothing
#102320 to #102319 - epsterminator (12/30/2013) [-]
So koveck, anything on steam you'd like?
User avatar #102316 - thisisnachoday **User deleted account** (12/30/2013) [-]
Anyone else not giving a fuck about new year's eve?
User avatar #102403 to #102316 - jari (12/31/2013) [-]
The party is nice,
but after the countdown i feel so awkward
User avatar #102363 to #102316 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/30/2013) [-]
Im going out to a hookah bar and doing some drinking. Other than that nothing really goes on during new years.
User avatar #102352 to #102316 - prettypalmtrees (12/30/2013) [-]
I'm going to be in my empty house all by myself on New Year's day, and this is a pretty important year for me I'm trying not to care
User avatar #102347 to #102316 - ljxjlos (12/30/2013) [-]
It´s the biggest party of the year - why the fuck would you NOT give a fuck about?
User avatar #102317 to #102316 - desdemona (12/30/2013) [-]
That's what someone says when they have no friends to party with
User avatar #102318 to #102317 - thisisnachoday **User deleted account** (12/30/2013) [-]
Can't say I relate to that
#102315 - imzero (12/30/2013) [-]
zero in the house!!
User avatar #102311 - notmadguy (12/30/2013) [-]

anyone else excited?

inb4 nerd
User avatar #102312 to #102311 - DCat (12/30/2013) [-]
It's black science man!

Looks alright I guess.

#102308 - devout feminist (12/30/2013) [-]
why potheads belong in hell
User avatar #102304 - marinepenguin (12/30/2013) [-]
Doesn't it just suck when you're taken for granted?
#102296 - darealsnooki (12/30/2013) [-]
If anyone here is from Oklahoma, please tell me the difference between OU and OSU.
User avatar #102297 to #102296 - zombifier (12/30/2013) [-]
to different universities
just like KU and KSU
User avatar #102298 to #102297 - darealsnooki (12/30/2013) [-]
Excuse me I sound like a dumbass here, but if Kansas is a state, and there is Kansas State University, and Kansas University, wouldn't there already be a state university if its just "Kansas University"?
User avatar #102299 to #102298 - zombifier (12/30/2013) [-]
KU is the Jayhawks
KSU is the Wildcats
User avatar #102300 to #102299 - darealsnooki (12/30/2013) [-]
So the difference is the teams?
User avatar #102301 to #102300 - zombifier (12/30/2013) [-]
completly different schools
User avatar #102302 to #102301 - darealsnooki (12/30/2013) [-]
K. So different teachers, students, teams, and possibly classes?
#102309 to #102303 - darealsnooki (12/30/2013) [-]
Actually, take this. This could be more useful
#102305 to #102303 - darealsnooki (12/30/2013) [-]
Thank you for helping me through this misunderstanding burden I once had. Take this as a reward
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