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#114170 - thefunnyside (08/19/2014) [-]
Anyone up for a wallpaper thread? I've got more than 50, but I'd like some new ones

#114202 to #114196 - olioh (08/19/2014) [-]
one of my fav :3
#114173 to #114170 - DCat (08/19/2014) [-]
Best I got
#114174 to #114173 - thefunnyside (08/19/2014) [-]
Thanks. Just to say, for every wallpaper someone posts, I'll post another one
User avatar #114168 - danniegurl ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/Help+Celeste/text/5263535/
Help Celeste! She has ALS.
#114169 to #114168 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
dis nigga look like he taking a mean shit
User avatar #114140 - nimba (08/19/2014) [-]
Ask a drunk scotsman anything
#114143 to #114140 - ohaibrooooh (08/19/2014) [-]
Favorite hangover drink?
User avatar #114176 to #114143 - nimba (08/19/2014) [-]
lucozade orange ofc
User avatar #114136 - istartedthewar (08/19/2014) [-]
Any 913/816 FJers out there?
Just wonderin
#114132 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
<font color="#000000"> le test
User avatar #114130 - rplix ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Meant to grab a beer.

Grabbed a mountain dew. What the fuck brain, don't you want to get drunk?
#114138 to #114130 - gmarrox ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
>Not doing the Dew
>2014
#114124 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
Hey, does anyone have sauce on this pic? Didn't really know where to post this btw, not sure if NSFW channel has a board to post this on
User avatar #114141 to #114124 - awesomerninjathing (08/19/2014) [-]
right click -> search google for image
User avatar #114178 to #114141 - baconarrow (08/19/2014) [-]
Didn't find the video
User avatar #114123 - crazycatladymedusa (08/18/2014) [-]
Bored, someone wanna chat with me on skype or something?
User avatar #114092 - crazycatladymedusa (08/18/2014) [-]
Looking for a boyfriend, please be nice. Somewhere in upstate ny, near binghamton. Obv want to get to know the person first, sorry this is kind of random Heh.
#114151 to #114146 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
misticalz confirmed for meanie
User avatar #114152 to #114151 - misticalz (08/19/2014) [-]
who are you
#114153 to #114152 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
well gee. i dont fucking know.
User avatar #114154 to #114153 - misticalz (08/19/2014) [-]
T..Teoberry?
User avatar #114171 to #114154 - thelegendneverdies (08/19/2014) [-]
I'd never do that to u misty
User avatar #114172 to #114171 - misticalz (08/19/2014) [-]
LMFAO
#114155 to #114154 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
yeah, out of the five people on this board on the "who's online" list, teo is up there.
User avatar #114156 to #114155 - misticalz (08/19/2014) [-]
WOW THEO I AIN'T FUCKIN LOOKIN AT THE BAR
#114157 to #114156 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
im not teo, you fuck. but, it doesnt really matter. i have more important things to do like play dank souls. l8r.
User avatar #114158 to #114157 - misticalz (08/19/2014) [-]
T.H.E.O
#114159 to #114158 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
just give it up.
User avatar #114160 to #114159 - misticalz (08/19/2014) [-]
never gonna give u up
#114163 to #114160 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
well you've already let me down, so i dont think there's much else you can do.
User avatar #114164 to #114163 - misticalz (08/19/2014) [-]
u ghey
#114165 to #114164 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
that makes two of us
that makes two of us
User avatar #114166 to #114165 - misticalz (08/19/2014) [-]
ask theo
I like pussy
#114167 to #114166 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
nah, you're more fun to fuck with.
#114142 to #114092 - gmarrox ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
ill give u rune armor
User avatar #114135 to #114092 - bladeboy (08/19/2014) [-]
Whats your bra size?
#114127 to #114092 - teoyuppie (08/19/2014) [-]
You are one pathetic loser.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
#114093 to #114092 - crazycatladymedusa (08/18/2014) [-]
look like crap, just took this, in pjs
User avatar #114131 to #114093 - thebestpieever (08/19/2014) [-]
There's no way you can be serious.
User avatar #114134 to #114131 - ferrettamer ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
She is
#114129 to #114093 - haydentheviking (08/19/2014) [-]
Since when did the singer of cannibal corpse use this site!?
User avatar #114126 to #114093 - teoyuppie (08/19/2014) [-]
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
#114096 to #114093 - imzero (08/18/2014) [-]
you have very attractive cheeks bones :d
User avatar #114097 to #114096 - crazycatladymedusa (08/18/2014) [-]
Thanks lol, btw I wasn't trying to do the "Oh I look like crap look at me" thing, i really look like crap. haven't taken a shower yet today xD
#114128 to #114097 - teoyuppie (08/19/2014) [-]
Bet you she's never seen a shower in her entire life.
User avatar #114098 to #114097 - dusters (08/18/2014) [-]
naughty girl
User avatar #114100 to #114098 - yourmum (08/18/2014) [-]
lol hi dust
User avatar #114101 to #114100 - dusters (08/18/2014) [-]
lol hi mom
User avatar #114099 to #114098 - crazycatladymedusa (08/18/2014) [-]
Lol, I guess? i will when I don't feel crappy anymore.
User avatar #114103 to #114099 - dusters (08/18/2014) [-]
would you put me to sleep by talking sweet french words to me??? and feed me croissants in the morning?
User avatar #114104 to #114103 - crazycatladymedusa (08/18/2014) [-]
Sure, but you live too far away
User avatar #114105 to #114104 - dusters (08/18/2014) [-]
Bitch, I'm loaded
User avatar #114107 to #114106 - dusters (08/18/2014) [-]
I can show u the world
User avatar #114108 to #114107 - crazycatladymedusa (08/18/2014) [-]
Kay, how about Ireland? Always wanted to go there. My ancestors are from there
User avatar #114109 to #114108 - dusters (08/18/2014) [-]
Yeah we can go visit my good pal Thesechocodiles
User avatar #114185 to #114109 - TheseChocodiles (08/19/2014) [-]
no sorry i have an appointment to be dead
User avatar #114110 to #114109 - crazycatladymedusa (08/18/2014) [-]
Sounds good, pick me up in an hour.
User avatar #114111 to #114110 - dusters (08/18/2014) [-]
Lol good
User avatar #114112 to #114111 - crazycatladymedusa (08/18/2014) [-]
Woohoo going to Ireland! yeah!
User avatar #114094 to #114093 - dusters (08/18/2014) [-]
cute lol
User avatar #114114 to #114094 - awesomerninjathing (08/18/2014) [-]
this made me laugh so fucking hard
User avatar #114091 - blamie ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
NC fjers call out

919
User avatar #114082 - BNofuv (08/18/2014) [-]
I need that picture where a nigger is forcing white people to work on a field and martin luther king is shown smiling in the background in the sky - please
User avatar #114086 to #114085 - BNofuv (08/18/2014) [-]
Thanksssss!!!!!
User avatar #114061 - njproc ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Round 2 motherfuckers. I wanna know what people are up to and how are they. Lay it on me . This community is rad and I want to talk to the people who make it fun.
User avatar #114116 to #114061 - DCat (08/18/2014) [-]
Well to be blunt, man, I'm pretty pissed off.
User avatar #114117 to #114116 - njproc ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
That sucks. If you wanna talk about it I will try my best to respond. If you don't feel like talking about it I understand.
User avatar #114120 to #114118 - njproc ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Fucking great. I should of expected that haha.
#114121 to #114120 - DCat (08/18/2014) [-]
So how've you been doing, m8?
User avatar #114122 to #114121 - njproc ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Fucking awesome. Can't complain about how things have been going.
User avatar #114125 to #114122 - DCat (08/18/2014) [-]
Das good, m8. Das good. That's how it's supposed to be.
User avatar #114119 to #114118 - DCat (08/18/2014) [-]
I;m actually doing pretty alright.
#114083 to #114061 - maddboiy (08/18/2014) [-]
Well on Wednesday i'm going to Leeds Festival with a few friends and i'm fucking pumped for it
Well on Wednesday i'm going to Leeds Festival with a few friends and i'm fucking pumped for it
User avatar #114087 to #114083 - njproc ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Fucking sounds awesome. have a blast and take a picture or two
User avatar #114090 to #114087 - maddboiy (08/18/2014) [-]
im taking my camera so im gonna video some stuff as well
User avatar #114113 to #114090 - njproc ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Sweet.
User avatar #114084 to #114083 - ljxjlos ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
That festival has an INSANE lineup. WIsh I could go, we donĀ“t have festivals of that caliber here in germany.
#114081 to #114061 - trollchildxy (08/18/2014) [-]
Well, to put it simply. I just found out about the new Weird Al album.
Well, to put it simply. I just found out about the new Weird Al album.
User avatar #114088 to #114081 - njproc ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
I have loved him since I was a kid and to see him return to making parodies makes me happy. I think he intends to switch format and release just singles digitally.
User avatar #114080 to #114061 - gmarrox ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
In the last 48 hours I have reconciled with an ex, had a party at my parents' house while they were out of town, got so trashed that I allegedly hooked up with said ex but neither of us remembers it, so it's probably a prank, fell out of a window and then had to break into my own house cause my doors were locked, broke some guy's nose that somebody invited without telling me (he started throwing stuff around and breaking it), had another ex thrown out of the party and arrested because she threatened me with a kitchen knife, helped my best bud get it in with his crush, cleaned an entire house with his help, burned a shitload of incense to get rid of that pesky pot smell, took a few hits of LSD, played some Halo, and ordered pizza.

All in all, probably the best weekend I've had in a good while.
User avatar #114089 to #114080 - njproc ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Write a script of the night
Make a movie of this night
????
Profit.
User avatar #114068 to #114061 - awesomerninjathing (08/18/2014) [-]
had a pretty rad day at a greek festival

I only have 3 pics of the event, I'd show you but they're all selfies
unless you want to see I don't mind lol but I shoulda taken a pic of the actual festival
User avatar #114069 to #114068 - njproc ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
I don't mind selfies broski Glad you had fun Festivals are awesome for meeting people outside of this den of crazy fun.
#114073 to #114069 - awesomerninjathing (08/18/2014) [-]
well enjoy

the others are kinda variations of this

I'm the d00d
User avatar #114147 to #114073 - misticalz (08/19/2014) [-]
whos the bae
User avatar #114148 to #114147 - awesomerninjathing (08/19/2014) [-]
some chick i met at the festival
User avatar #114150 to #114149 - awesomerninjathing (08/19/2014) [-]
better in person
User avatar #114075 to #114073 - njproc ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Lookin fresh!. Seriously you look like a cool guy.
User avatar #114076 to #114075 - awesomerninjathing (08/18/2014) [-]
yeah cuz I am
User avatar #114062 to #114061 - rplix ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Signed up for a dating app on my phone.

Got a match with a cute looking girl, but apparently lives in a city that's 4 or so hours away. Not sure if I should go for it.

Other than that, I'm doing alright.
User avatar #114070 to #114062 - njproc ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Hmm that's tough but it's nice to know that you are sexy to cute girls. Like your colored text and your avatar.
User avatar #114072 to #114070 - rplix ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
I think I'll give her a message tomorrow. What's the worst thing that could happen?
User avatar #114074 to #114072 - njproc ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Herpes...seriously though I live my life by that statement and everything works out in the end.
User avatar #114065 to #114062 - braindeadmetalhead (08/18/2014) [-]
what is the app called?
User avatar #114066 to #114065 - rplix ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Plenty of Fish
User avatar #114077 to #114066 - braindeadmetalhead (08/18/2014) [-]
>download app
>make profile
>get everything up and going.
>get message
>"pay for play"
>wat
>"pay for sex"

10/10 sex simulator 2014.
User avatar #114078 to #114077 - rplix ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Wait, what?
User avatar #114079 to #114078 - braindeadmetalhead (08/18/2014) [-]
basically, 5 minutes after i make my account, i get a message asking if i would pay them for sex.
User avatar #114067 to #114066 - awesomerninjathing (08/18/2014) [-]
was expecting Tinder
User avatar #114071 to #114067 - njproc ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Everyone expects tinder.
User avatar #114060 - thunderquill (08/18/2014) [-]
>Friend is going to move in with me and my family for a little bit before he moves in a couple months
>We gonna get a futon bunk bed (so it's not fucking useless after he leaves)
>One day after he leaves and I find a female
>Gonna be a nice dinner
>Bring her back to my place when no ones around
>Walk up to my room door
>With a cheesy smile on my face tell her
>"Top or bottom?"
>Wait for answer
>Open door
>Hop on whatever bunk she didn't say
>"Goodnight!"
I can't remember what movie this joke was from but I swear I shall perform it.
User avatar #114102 to #114060 - bluebandit (08/18/2014) [-]
Was it from Big?
User avatar #114139 to #114102 - thunderquill (08/19/2014) [-]
Was it about a guy who was a kid on the inside or something
#114057 - iwasawa (08/17/2014) [-]
Hey FJ, I don't know this is the right board for this but.. I'm just looking for a good friend. Someone to talk with, have a laugh with and whatever really. Hit me up if you'd like.

Thanks in advance for anyone who cares to take notice of my post.
Have a great day all of you, .
User avatar #114058 to #114057 - beatmasterz (08/17/2014) [-]
nigga you met a fellow dutchman
User avatar #114056 - shadowmaul (08/17/2014) [-]
SO I am gonna try to make stuff with Source Filmmaker and wanted to know where I can get everything E-R rated? I see some sites have like chairs or maybe a character model (usually only 2 from a series) but where can I get like large groups of models or places from a series or even nude models because frankly im gonna try eventually to make porn XD
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User avatar #114048 to #114047 - ilovehue (08/17/2014) [-]
wrong board, my bad.
#114038 - alimais (08/16/2014) [-]
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And bring something back which sums up the stereotype or your views of that country  or at least something funny
Got to one of those image boards

You need to login to view this link (German)
You need to login to view this link (Japanese)
You need to login to view this link (Russian)

And bring something back which sums up the stereotype or your views of that country or at least something funny
User avatar #114036 - feelythefeel (08/16/2014) [-]
I'm like a duck; everyone hates me, but they stop messing with me when they find out about my corkscrew penis.
User avatar #114031 - fukinitech (08/16/2014) [-]
has anyone here ever tried dmt?
User avatar #114055 to #114031 - gmarrox ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
I use DMT when I can get it it. It's pretty great.
First thing you'll notice is that DMT tastes and smells like melting plastic. After one or two hits your face and limbs will feel tingly and numb. Then you'll feel overwhelmed. Darkside described it as feeling like you're dying, but to me it feels more like you're drowning in total nothingness. The visuals are great, and very hard to put to words. They'll start simple, like the room contorting or shifting, similar to an acid trip, but if you take enough DMT to "break through" which is what my circle of friends likes to call "voiding out". That's when the visuals are more like an amalgamation of all 5 senses and your subconscious mind. One trip I had, I watched everything in the room become two dimensional and push up and against the back wall, which then opened up into a huge void that was complete nothingness. I can't describe what it was like other than floating through total blackness, but instead of black, there was no color whatsoever (which makes it very hard to describe). 15 minutes later I felt myself return to my body and "wake up".

tl;dr DMT is great would recommend.
User avatar #114044 to #114041 - fukinitech (08/16/2014) [-]
whats it like
User avatar #114049 to #114044 - darksideofthebeast (08/17/2014) [-]
Unexplainable with human words, but I can try to sum it up from the 3 times I have done it.
First it onsets, you feel like you're dying (everyone I know feels this way) and you kinda don't like it.
Then this feeling comes over you, then you start accepting it and coming to terms with the fact that you're dying and actually feels amazing.
Then the visuals, unexplainable too. I saw (on my 3rd time) the sky open up into a geometric tunnel, where I spiralled up into it with the world around me. I thought I was transcending to heaven/spirit realm (Whatever you wanna label it) because I was dying.
I felt the most peaceful and happy I'd ever felt in that moment.
The second time I took it, I saw really weird stuff. Stuff that would qualify for a bad trip.
I was seeing skulls, death and destruction. And for the first couple of minutes I was thinking "woah, I don't like this, is this what a bad trip is on DMT???" then I realized, it's all based on my perception of the trip.
So I became really happy but I was still seeing weird shit.
I saw a skull form in the clouds and started laughing at me, I laughed back.

Simple answer: It's the most blissful experience ever.
User avatar #114050 to #114049 - fukinitech (08/17/2014) [-]
idk i just saw enter the void and it was pretty crazy, do u happen to live in hong kong
User avatar #114035 to #114031 - misticalz (08/16/2014) [-]
my dreams reality
User avatar #114033 to #114031 - teoberry (08/16/2014) [-]
darksideofthebeast come thru
User avatar #114034 to #114033 - teoberry (08/16/2014) [-]
maybe haydentheviking
User avatar #114037 to #114034 - haydentheviking (08/16/2014) [-]
nah man im not hardcore enough


possible darkside has
User avatar #114040 to #114037 - teoberry (08/16/2014) [-]
i know he has, you two just like the same pleb music so i assumed
#114020 - thenewneone (08/15/2014) [-]
ITT: Things you have said/done when you were younger that makes you cringe every time you remember.
#114115 to #114020 - stalini (08/18/2014) [-]
I was an atheist
User avatar #114051 to #114020 - indulge (08/17/2014) [-]
This girl had been sitting next to me a lot in Biology freshman year of college. We made small talk and shit, nothing major.
Then one day completely out of the blue she looks at me and said "I swallow".

It caught me so off guard I just kept staring forward like I didn't even hear her. I had no idea how to even react, it's not like we were at the bar or anything, it was the middle of class.
So I just didn't say anything for about 10 seconds then she gets her stuff and walks out of the class. Major facepalm moment.
#114053 to #114051 - thenewneone (08/17/2014) [-]
Damn, how do you replay to that properly.
User avatar #114064 to #114053 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (08/18/2014) [-]
"I don't believe you."
User avatar #114046 to #114020 - TheseChocodiles (08/16/2014) [-]
''does the guy who created money have the second name of mr.money''
''are all bears grizzly''
''is that thing that hitler did in germany illegal'' - i was actually talking about the whole hand salute thing, not genocide.
''are we going to see the orange men'' (at a st.patricks day parade)
Also for some time I didn't believe cats had vaginas, I thought they just had to one hole, which resulted in a massive argument; me vs everybody in my 3rd year history class.
I've said a whole load of other stupid shit in my time, these are the main ones I can't seem to live down. I don't cringe at this stuff though, it's just funny.
#114063 to #114046 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (08/18/2014) [-]
&quot;Are all bears grizzly&quot;
"Are all bears grizzly"

#114024 to #114020 - DCat (08/15/2014) [-]
>be 16
>in web design class
>girl starts talking to me about prom
>"do you have anyone to go with?"
>"nope"
>"wanna go with me?"
>"sorry, but no. gotta play halo with my friends that night"

I only realized what I said to her a week later.
#114021 to #114020 - newvein (08/15/2014) [-]
Not giving her the D.
inb4 beta, ya
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