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Latest users (4): jari, loveyameanish, marinepenguin, teoberry, anonymous(3).
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User avatar #116268 - icanpaintyay (12/05/2014) [-]
is anyone into texted roleplaying.
you know the one there two or more people take turns adding to a badly writen story.

Pansy Solder: Sir its outta gas
Sergeant Johnson: I know that you inbreed little daweeb. do you see a gas station near by, cause I sure don't
*beep beep wosh*
Pansy Solder: was that the roadrunner with a gas can?
Sergeant Johnson: Pansy dont be dumb roadrunners not real. is this heat getting to ya or your mama hit you harder than I realized when you was a wee babe!
Pansy Solder: But sir
Johnson: Pansy shut up before I shove my foot up your
*WOSH beep-beep WOSH*
Sergeant Johnson: well kick my left nut and call me sally. thats the road runner
Pansy: and he had a gas can on him
Sergeant Johnson: well what you waiting for get him
User avatar #116297 to #116268 - articulate (12/07/2014) [-]
Pansy: But sir I am too weak to catch him. You should do it since you have such powerful legs.
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User avatar #116265 - vortexrain (12/04/2014) [-]
Is anyone else happy to see Bible stories getting the Hollywood treatment?
#116266 to #116265 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
no.
User avatar #116264 - traplordess (12/04/2014) [-]
So...thrillist is bullshit WHY GIRLS HATE GAME OF THRONES?
#116270 to #116264 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
I saw the title and instantly closed the tab. I'm not going to listen to someone tell people what to think.
User avatar #116274 to #116270 - traplordess (12/05/2014) [-]
I guess you have lots of friends, huh?
#116276 to #116274 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
also don't ad hominem
#116275 to #116274 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
I watched a bit of it. I was wrong that I thought it was going to be a laci green type thing but this woman needs to learn that it does not matter. if I saw an article that said "why guys hate the colour pink" I wouldn't give a shit. that article does not define me or anyone around me, someone says you can't like a certain thing? so fucking what?
User avatar #116277 to #116275 - traplordess (12/05/2014) [-]
It's really bugging me out that this is what journalism I can barely call it that has come to this. Everything it's click baiting and just not worth the read. Articles should be stimulating your mind, not numb it.
#116278 to #116277 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
journalism has always been baiting people. look at this headline, is britain lawless? no.

the type of people that believe this or follow it were already stupid, the journalists just took advantage or it. they can only control you if you let them control you. if you saw a newspapar headline that said "all women are lesbian dykes" what would you do?
User avatar #116279 to #116278 - traplordess (12/05/2014) [-]
It would anger me because I do not want to be defined as being who I'm not. Just like funnyjunk's done with feminists, many users look down on them and think they're subhuman because of some bad examples which are not even the majority .
#116280 to #116279 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
sure the article isn't nice but just shrug it off, it shouldn't define you because once you start to think it does then the article has won. you should do your own thing regardless of what other people say. if you want to be a feminist then fine whatever just don't force it upon people or take it where it isn't relevant. look at based mom, people love the fuck out of her because she is an actual feminist doing the right thing. has she changed because of the recent feminist hate? no she hasn't.

Make up your own mind about matters, be your own person. lets say you want to wear a hat but it's not "in season" just say fuck it and wear the blue hat all you want.
User avatar #116281 to #116280 - traplordess (12/05/2014) [-]
It's not that I feel like i'm turning into something that I am not, but all that hate is just...unnecessary. I respect people's opinions and I don't judge them because of their political views, sexuality, gender, religion, and I think more people should open their mind to new ideologies.
User avatar #116263 - thisistheguy (12/04/2014) [-]
Is James Franco a rapist? Every time I talk to my friend about movies he's in he instantly will hate it because he says he's a rapist
User avatar #116290 to #116263 - TheseChocodiles (12/06/2014) [-]
he's not a rapist, he's just a huge egotistical cunt who's not as a good as he thinks he is.
User avatar #116289 to #116263 - abyx (12/06/2014) [-]
He flirted with and dated a fan who was younger than she said she was, cue shitstorm and people hate him now.
User avatar #116260 - niimajneb ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Does anyone here speak Macedonian? I could use some help with translating a couple sentences.
User avatar #116259 - Necrolithid (12/04/2014) [-]
Hello everyone, felt like poking around the image boards looking for friendly people.
User avatar #116262 to #116259 - spaceking (12/04/2014) [-]
Most boards are filled with sun bleached assholes, be warned. Anyway, hello.
User avatar #116261 to #116259 - alexanderburns (12/04/2014) [-]
wrong place motherfucker
User avatar #116248 - ihadtopickaname (12/04/2014) [-]
hey guys,it doesn't really concern you,but I'm just happy and felt like sharing(and oxycodone is taking over). After battling cancer for the second time in my life(at the ripe old age of nineteen), I finally got my HICCMAN removed today. I can finally move my head freely and comfortably, and I'm just realkly happy.Carry on.
User avatar #116249 to #116248 - subgunner (12/04/2014) [-]
good on you bud! my close friend hand cancer at the age of 17 and he was declared cancer free last year, we celebrated it on his 18th birthday. though we told him happy first birthday in honor of his recovery.
User avatar #116250 to #116249 - ihadtopickaname (12/04/2014) [-]
I'm glad things worked out for him.Is he still doing well?
#116251 to #116250 - subgunner (12/04/2014) [-]
yep, though truth be told we think gin is the cure. long story short we didnt know if he would make it to 18 so we asked him what he wanted his first legal drink with us would have been. he said somthin classy like gin. so we snuck him in a couple different kinds to taste. he decided on cheap lemon gin mixed with dr. pepper. couple weeks later his tests started doing better then a couple months he was relased back to his house.

pic related his favorite gin
User avatar #116252 to #116251 - ihadtopickaname (12/04/2014) [-]
Alcohol is the best medicine.
User avatar #116253 to #116252 - subgunner (12/04/2014) [-]
where you form bud? not sure if i can condone under age drinkin haha just jokes do what ever the hell you want you survived cancer
User avatar #116254 to #116253 - ihadtopickaname (12/04/2014) [-]
i'm from Murica,but I dont drink.i've just noticed it seems to help
User avatar #116255 to #116254 - subgunner (12/04/2014) [-]
Canuk bro here, and alcohol... well my father said it best

"if your a sad or depressive drunk, your wasting alcohol."
it dont help everybody. and believe me, it is not fun breaking apart a violet drunk from his beer and girlfriend....
User avatar #116256 to #116255 - ihadtopickaname (12/04/2014) [-]
yea,it's never the alcoholics that it seems to help,just my friends that had a bad day always seem a lot better when they're a teeny bit tipsy.
User avatar #116257 to #116256 - subgunner (12/04/2014) [-]
its a mood inhancer, if your a naturaly happy person its gunna make it better, if your a sad person.... well..... more rye for me!
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User avatar #116225 - bdevils (12/02/2014) [-]
I'm working on homework for a class on relationships. It would do me a service if you told me your serious thinking on what you find attractive in a girl/guy.
User avatar #116272 to #116225 - rheago (12/05/2014) [-]
Hair (if she does anything with it, not just let i hang there. Like a braid or whatever)
Sense of humour
If she's into sports
If she's not a twat
User avatar #116245 to #116225 - cliffordlover (12/04/2014) [-]
I generally like tits.
#116241 to #116225 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
wide hips, a fat ass, bit tits, and nice legs. face has to be on point + she has to be passive, polite, & submissive

i also like it when bitches can cook, specifically breakfast foods
User avatar #116238 to #116225 - gmarrox (12/03/2014) [-]
Gotta be able to make some bodacious french toast. Other than that, I'll fuck it.
#116237 to #116225 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
when I get attracted to a girl. I like girls who are nothing like any other girls I've seen/met before, so for example I will find a goth extremely attractive than other girls because they have cleanly found their own style and lifestyle. it's something new that I believe will make me experience new ideas and new things. of course they'll have to be good looking but beauty is in the eye of the beholder so I might think that one girl is fantastically good looking where as my friends might not think the same. so lets say they think Jessica Nigri is the hottest girl but I think Ellen Page is better looking (in my opinion and yes I know she has the gay).    
   
does that help?
when I get attracted to a girl. I like girls who are nothing like any other girls I've seen/met before, so for example I will find a goth extremely attractive than other girls because they have cleanly found their own style and lifestyle. it's something new that I believe will make me experience new ideas and new things. of course they'll have to be good looking but beauty is in the eye of the beholder so I might think that one girl is fantastically good looking where as my friends might not think the same. so lets say they think Jessica Nigri is the hottest girl but I think Ellen Page is better looking (in my opinion and yes I know she has the gay).

does that help?
User avatar #116235 to #116225 - guiguito ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Not being ugly is a big step, after that anything goes.
User avatar #116227 to #116225 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Sense of humor, good work ethic, good body standards (works out, keeps fit), polite, kind, and open minded.
#116222 - destroyerofcunt (12/02/2014) [-]
it's my birthday today, i have no one to spend it with other then you guys on funnyjunk.

happy birthday to me
User avatar #116240 to #116222 - keatontheghostfox (12/03/2014) [-]
Happy birthday
User avatar #116236 to #116222 - guiguito ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
That's sad.
User avatar #116228 to #116222 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Happy birthday thank you very much
User avatar #116226 to #116222 - laky (12/02/2014) [-]
happy birthday you cunt
User avatar #116224 to #116222 - bdevils (12/02/2014) [-]
happy birthday bro! It's my birthday too!
#116232 to #116224 - destroyerofcunt (12/02/2014) [-]
thank you and happy birthday to you too ;)
User avatar #116233 to #116231 - fistfireace (12/02/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
#116221 - stokey (12/02/2014) [-]
Just took that one, thought I'd share
User avatar #116258 to #116221 - sirfiiddlesticks (12/04/2014) [-]
My cat's cooler.
User avatar #116220 - riverpunk (12/02/2014) [-]
hey dad
#116213 - anonymous (12/01/2014) [-]
roses are red
violets are blue
loneliness is cheaper than friends.
....
#116211 - anonymous (12/01/2014) [-]
I wish someone would fight me
like now
all yall pussy
User avatar #116208 - nigalthornberry (11/30/2014) [-]
I shoved my steel toed boot so far up someones ass it gave them tetanus
User avatar #116206 - ninjask (11/30/2014) [-]
lol i hav 0 frend
wat do
User avatar #116212 to #116206 - laky (12/01/2014) [-]
now you have one
User avatar #116209 to #116207 - ninjask (11/30/2014) [-]
imposible
User avatar #116205 - bluebandit ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
I'm good at pushing people away, and have succesfuly lost all of the people who I was friends with... Yay... Time for a drink.
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