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#38663 - anonymous (08/17/2012) [-]
ask a guy who has a zit on he's dick anything
User avatar #38665 to #38663 - hwarangyo (08/17/2012) [-]
Had anything on your genitals lately?
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User avatar #38644 - gmarrox (08/17/2012) [-]
Does anybody know if Microsoft Security Essentials conflicts with Symantec antivirus? My school insists I use Symantec (and by that I mean it's required) which is notoriously a shitty antivirus. MSE is free and also happens to be the top rated in the country in both the fact it takes less space to run and it is the most effective.
User avatar #38642 - jokeface (08/17/2012) [-]
I'm going to explain why it could be possible to time travel while completely avoiding the obvious paradoxes, because I was thinking about it today and I think I figured it out.

The first thing you wanna do is not interpret it as literal time travel. Why? Because of this:

We've all heard of the theory that there is an infinite number of parallel universes. Well, if there is, then perhaps each universe's timeline is occurring at a different point in time than the others. For example, it's 2012 now, but in our neighboring universe, it may be 1939. But the timeline is still the same, it's just happening later than ours.

Now, if we could find some way to travel from our universe to the neighboring one, this wouldn't be time travel, but space travel, which we know is a physical feasibility.
But, because of the lag, it would be as though we were jumping back to 1939. So, we're not in our own universe anymore, But their 1939 is identical to ours because, prior to this jump, there's been no outside force to influence the timeline.

So if you went to this alternate 1939 and killed Hilter before he did his whole Hitler thing, our own timeline would remain unchanged. The Holocaust would have still existed here, and you would still have the reason to travel to 1939, and thus, there would be no time paradox.

Then you could travel back to our timeline and everything would be normal, and furthermore, now that you've created alternate timelines by killing Hitler in one of them, you can now travel to one of the alternate futures to see how the world would be different had Hitler been killed.

Boom. Logic'd.
User avatar #38645 to #38642 - gmarrox (08/17/2012) [-]
Not trying to be a buzzkill, it's just my interpretation that infinite universes = infinite possibilities = 100% of everything happening to everyone.
User avatar #38643 to #38642 - gmarrox (08/17/2012) [-]
If it were possible, then timelines ahead of us would have the tech by now and thus jumped back into our timeline. While they have an infinite number of pasts to choose from, not just our universe's, it is inevitable that ours would be affected because the infinite universes also means an infinite number of universes that would have visited and altered the course of our history. We can't be sure if it was done, because if it were an available technology, it would likely be heavily regulated, but as time progressed in the infinite universes that are beyond us, said regulations have a 100% chance of being bypassed by another amount of infinite universes, which would again affect us.
User avatar #38646 to #38643 - jokeface (08/17/2012) [-]
Yes but how would we know that our universe has been affected? Maybe the original timeline didn't have a Hitler, but some asshole from another universe was like I wonder what would happen if someone killed six million Jews? So they came to our universe and caused events which led to Hitler's rise to power.

In fact, intervention from alternate universes would explain things like religion. For example, maybe Jesus's miracles were the result of someone using future technology to freak everybody out.
User avatar #38647 to #38646 - gmarrox (08/17/2012) [-]
Because an infinite number of people would have also tried to correct the infinite amount of assholes. The possibility of either prevailing is also infinite, creating a 100% chance for both scenarios.
User avatar #38648 to #38647 - jokeface (08/17/2012) [-]
But think about this. If something in history changes, the future never notices. So no matter how many times an asshole makes a change, or a good guy corrects the asshole, the outcome always seems normal to the person in the future. This conversation we're having could have been changed an infinite number of times and neither of us will ever realize it.
User avatar #38649 to #38648 - gmarrox (08/17/2012) [-]
There is also a 100% chance we never had this conversation and there was no alteration whatsoever. Yet here we are.
User avatar #38650 to #38649 - jokeface (08/17/2012) [-]
That 100% chance occurred in one of the other universes...
User avatar #38651 to #38650 - gmarrox (08/17/2012) [-]
But there is an infinite chance that that universe is this one. My point is either there can't be infinite universes with absolutely infinite possibilities, or we don't have the ability to grasp such a concept within the bounds of math and science.
User avatar #38652 to #38651 - jokeface (08/17/2012) [-]
There is a 100% chance of it occurring and simultaneously a 100% chance of it NOT occurring.

Schrodinger's Cat.

Congratulations. You now understand quantum mechanics.
User avatar #38653 to #38652 - gmarrox (08/17/2012) [-]
It's not just Schrodiner's Cat. My theory (if someone else has hypothesized this before me, let me know) is that if everything CAN happen, everything then also MUST happen.
User avatar #38654 to #38653 - jokeface (08/17/2012) [-]
We need to get Stephen Hawking's phone number.
User avatar #38655 to #38654 - gmarrox (08/17/2012) [-]
I will say I enjoy actually having an intelligent conversation on FJ. Thanks for that.
User avatar #38718 to #38655 - jokeface (08/18/2012) [-]
As do I. Thank you too.
User avatar #38639 - natedizzie (08/17/2012) [-]
Hey any TEXASFAGS out there
User avatar #38618 - mcadrockd (08/17/2012) [-]
Weirdest movie you ever watched. Go
Idle Hands
User avatar #38678 to #38618 - allion (08/17/2012) [-]
tim and erics million dollar movie
User avatar #38658 to #38618 - Noah (08/17/2012) [-]
Idle Hands was pretty stupid
User avatar #38638 to #38618 - jokeface (08/17/2012) [-]
Sleeping Beauty. Not the Disney one, the other one, where Emily Browning (the girl from A Series of Unfortunate Events) gets fully naked. She's hot in it, but the movie itself is weird as fuck.
User avatar #38623 to #38618 - gmarrox (08/17/2012) [-]
Slaughtered Vomit Dolls
User avatar #38669 to #38623 - mcadrockd (08/17/2012) [-]
What is that?
User avatar #38670 to #38669 - gmarrox (08/17/2012) [-]
The most retarded hipster horror film I've ever watched.
User avatar #38671 to #38670 - mcadrockd (08/17/2012) [-]
Sounds like fun
User avatar #38619 to #38618 - sealofapproval (08/17/2012) [-]
2 girls one cup
User avatar #38620 to #38619 - mcadrockd (08/17/2012) [-]
That's not really a movie is it?
User avatar #38621 to #38620 - sealofapproval (08/17/2012) [-]
do masterpieces not fall under the category?
User avatar #38612 - logickid (08/17/2012) [-]
I belive that if there is unlimited univerese says scientests and other peeps, then thats mean any thing can exsist, name anything and it will exsist!
User avatar #38616 to #38612 - iwanttousenumbers (08/17/2012) [-]
Proper grammar and spelling all the time
User avatar #38662 to #38616 - logickid (08/17/2012) [-]
A universe without butthurt grammar nazis and spelling spetnazs.
User avatar #38664 to #38662 - iwanttousenumbers (08/17/2012) [-]
Well, if there's proper grammar and spelling all the time, there won't be any
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User avatar #38624 to #38611 - gmarrox (08/17/2012) [-]
Keep this faggotry on /fit/
#38627 to #38624 - anonymous (08/17/2012) [-]
You're mad cause you don't lift.
User avatar #38628 to #38627 - gmarrox (08/17/2012) [-]
It's true. I don't even lift.
#38607 - Pharonix (08/17/2012) [-]
Wat's up /social
User avatar #38617 to #38607 - paintballpatjas (08/17/2012) [-]
Shirtless ninja.
User avatar #38606 - kanatana ONLINE (08/17/2012) [-]
Anyone want to trade items?
User avatar #38602 - mutwo (08/17/2012) [-]
What's the best way to ask a girl, you want to have sex?
User avatar #38610 to #38602 - iwanttousenumbers (08/17/2012) [-]
"Hi, I was wondering if you would like to participate in a scientific study." and then go from there with something about different race's sex skillz
#38608 to #38602 - conagheraxe (08/17/2012) [-]
If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?
#38604 to #38602 - anonymous (08/17/2012) [-]
would you have sex with a stranger?

-if she says no, respond...
Then let me introduce myself.
If your lucky, she'll laugh and talk to you.
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User avatar #38625 to #38601 - gmarrox (08/17/2012) [-]
I gave up smoking for my military college. I'll miss it.
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#38598 - heytheremister (08/17/2012) [-]
summer over now, yes
dolan pls thred
#38572 - epicrat (08/16/2012) [-]
**epicrat rolls 6** Will I get laid before the end of the year?
User avatar #38682 to #38572 - alexevansistall (08/17/2012) [-]
**alexevansistall rolls 7** Should I fuck my neighbor's dog?
User avatar #38674 to #38572 - awesomenessdefined (08/17/2012) [-]
**awesomenessdefined rolls 3** should i apologize
User avatar #38675 to #38674 - awesomenessdefined (08/17/2012) [-]
**awesomenessdefined rolls 2** god dammit answer me
User avatar #38640 to #38572 - hadrian (08/17/2012) [-]
**hadrian rolls 5** Do I even lift?
User avatar #38641 to #38640 - hadrian (08/17/2012) [-]
**hadrian rolls 0** Can I get a straight answer?
#38630 to #38572 - spartanranger (08/17/2012) [-]
**spartanranger rolls 5**
#38613 to #38572 - sakallai **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#38609 to #38572 - anonymous (08/17/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 7** will I get laid within the next week by some hot girl?
User avatar #38596 to #38572 - coledu (08/17/2012) [-]
Am I gay?
User avatar #38597 to #38596 - coledu (08/17/2012) [-]
**coledu rolls 2**
User avatar #38588 to #38572 - bigbawser (08/16/2012) [-]
**bigbawser rolls 3** Who was phone?
User avatar #38583 to #38572 - epicextreme (08/16/2012) [-]
**epicextreme rolls 0** fuck you im spiderman
User avatar #38584 to #38583 - epicextreme (08/16/2012) [-]
**epicextreme rolls 5**
User avatar #38585 to #38584 - epicextreme (08/16/2012) [-]
**epicextreme rolls 5**
User avatar #38582 to #38572 - rainbowrollcake (08/16/2012) [-]
**rainbowrollcake rolls 1**
User avatar #38579 to #38572 - iwanttousenumbers (08/16/2012) [-]
**iwanttousenumbers rolls 1** Will I get all the bitches next year?
User avatar #38575 to #38572 - epicextreme (08/16/2012) [-]
**epicextreme rolls 0** can i have something to eat?
User avatar #38573 to #38572 - epicrat (08/16/2012) [-]
**epicrat rolls 8** Do I want to?
#38567 - epicextreme (08/16/2012) [-]
how will derp cross the cliff edge to reach the monstorous piece of bacon?
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#38574 to #38567 - epicextreme (08/16/2012) [-]
he doesnt need to he'll just use his huge nigger lips to reach to the bacon
#38571 to #38567 - redozone (08/16/2012) [-]
He doesn't need to
#38570 to #38567 - epicextreme (08/16/2012) [-]
if your batman use the batclaw
#38568 to #38567 - tellingdatruthbck (08/16/2012) [-]
portal guns obviously
User avatar #38550 - letusbecereal (08/16/2012) [-]
ITT: Interesting hobbies/things you do.

I'm an aspiring filmmaker.
I make short films for a youtube channel named "OperationFT"
No body even really knows except for a hand full of my friends
User avatar #38626 to #38550 - gmarrox (08/17/2012) [-]
I've done small gigs with a band before as lead guitarist and backing vocalist and I'm looking to get back to it after college.
User avatar #38599 to #38550 - Noah (08/17/2012) [-]
I'm an aspiring musician.
User avatar #38565 to #38550 - nim (08/16/2012) [-]
Well I used to be really into parkour.I joined a city wide group too and traveled around to different cites and did minor free running competitions for fun. Then I broke my ankle (Strangely not parkour related, I fell off my horse) and now I can't run or bend it certain ways.
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User avatar #38554 to #38553 - letusbecereal (08/16/2012) [-]
We scripted and shot that video in a short amount of time, the purpose was to see how good we could pull off a horror type scene. but more or less, the guy was supposed to be a lone wolf in a post-apocalyptic setting.
#38555 to #38554 - phobosfear **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #38556 to #38555 - letusbecereal (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah, you're right. im not sure if you know anything about lenses, but the one we were using was definitely not good for low light, after we shot that film actually we bought a new lense specifically for low light settings.
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User avatar #38549 to #38541 - nim (08/16/2012) [-]
Not your OC.
Not that funny.
User avatar #38543 to #38541 - iwanttousenumbers (08/16/2012) [-]
That's not yours
#38538 - anonymous (08/16/2012) [-]
Anyone using Tor get in here
It's a game. Don't be beta faggots.
#38536 - anonymous (08/16/2012) [-]
ITT: Post scariest shit youve been in.

>>With school going to Thorpe Park as end of year 11 trip.
>>With the blokes going onto stealth.
>>We get to the top. by then ive lost my pokewalker. feels bad man.
>>Some shit goes wrong and we go backwards instead of over and down.
>>My heart is racing.
>>I look left.
>>Se my friend having the time of his life.
>>We get off. I feel like ive lost something.
>>Lost phone and wallet.
>>Spend 30 mins trying to find it.
>>Time to leave park.
>>Go to office.
>>Ask if any phones/wallet have been turned in.
>>Go home.
>>Parents are dissapoint.
>>Phone and wallet come back in 3 months.
User avatar #38659 to #38536 - ireallylikepotatoe (08/17/2012) [-]
That's called a roll back (Original no?)

When the rides get launched somtimes not enough thrust is used to get over the top. It has happened to every ride like stealth. I've always wanted to be on one but they are too rare. You lucky bastard.
User avatar #38586 to #38536 - epicextreme (08/16/2012) [-]
be at alton towers for school trip me and friend having a blast need to be at bus for quarter past 4 get to bus realize needed to be there for quarter to teachers rage loling all the way to bus feelsgoodman
User avatar #38559 to #38536 - sealofapproval (08/16/2012) [-]
trying to green text on fj im ashamed of you
#38545 to #38536 - dectomo (08/16/2012) [-]
>>Be at thorpe park
>>Queuing up for stealth for half an hour
>>get on stealth
>>It lasted 8 seconds
#38546 to #38545 - dectomo (08/16/2012) [-]
Totally not worth it
User avatar #38527 - LgEpIczXdI (08/16/2012) [-]
Anyone got kik and just want to have a chat ? (Im no pedo, just wanna have a chat with somone)
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User avatar #38529 to #38528 - LgEpIczXdI (08/16/2012) [-]
haha :(
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