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User avatar #37090 - pottslande (08/09/2012) [-]
Am I the only girl who absolutely despises girls nights? In a non ironic fashion?

My roommate just decided to host a girls party. I locked myself in the bathroom and chatted with my boyfriend.

It's not that I hate the girls, it's just that the conversations they have are so moronic, like what famous celebrities they would have one night stands with , and the nail polis shit...ugh I hate nail polish. The smell, the feel, the staining....ugh.

And then they whine at you when you don't want to join and try to literally drag you into it, like you don't know what fun is and they have to enlighten you.

Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if I really belong to this sex.
#37091 to #37090 - allion (08/09/2012) [-]
i'm a girl and none of my friends are like that. sounds like you need new friends
User avatar #37093 to #37091 - pottslande (08/09/2012) [-]
They're not my friends. They're members of my tour group.

Incidentally, they're all high schoolers. I'm the only 18 year old. That probably has something to do with it.
User avatar #37085 - biggrand (08/09/2012) [-]
> be 16, male, home alone with sister
> horny sister comes in room wearing a tacobell uniform and says " Iv got a plastic bag, some colgate extra whitening toothpaste, and a yellow crayola crayon, lets do this!"
> things escalate from there
> Im not going to get into details, but lets just say my sister knocked me up and our shoulders were pretty sore afterwards
User avatar #37086 to #37085 - Emers (08/09/2012) [-]
Whut.
#37079 - jetmb (08/09/2012) [-]
WHERG WHERG WHERG WHERG
#37042 - allion (08/09/2012) [-]
party at /social/
party at /social/
#37131 to #37042 - donzulo (08/09/2012) [-]
PewDiePie party!!
PewDiePie party!!
#37077 to #37042 - iwanttousenumbers (08/09/2012) [-]
Woooo party!
Woooo party!
#37030 - allion (08/09/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#37032 to #37030 - allion (08/09/2012) [-]
this board has so much going on now
this board has so much going on now
#37025 - allion (08/09/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #37019 - alphabethsoop (08/09/2012) [-]
That dolla makes me holla honey boo boo oh man tlc what have you done to my brain.
#37009 - allion (08/09/2012) [-]
TIME TO LIVEN THIS BOARD UP
TIME TO LIVEN THIS BOARD UP
User avatar #36989 - gmarrox (08/08/2012) [-]
Ask a man who just made a flawless omelet anything.
User avatar #37063 to #36989 - lassek (08/09/2012) [-]
Did you ever question your sexual preferences while making it?


Just kidding, omelets are awesome.
User avatar #37065 to #37063 - gmarrox (08/09/2012) [-]
Yes. I have a boner for eggs and every animal that produces them.
User avatar #37017 to #36989 - alphabethsoop (08/09/2012) [-]
How does one even do that I've been trying every morning all summer and I've only done it like 3 times.
User avatar #37023 to #37017 - gmarrox (08/09/2012) [-]
I have a very specific set of skills.
User avatar #36993 to #36989 - OptimusRhyme (08/09/2012) [-]
what did you put in it?
User avatar #36994 to #36993 - gmarrox (08/09/2012) [-]
Mexican assorted cheeses, bacon, pepper, a small amount of milk for fluffiness, a few sweet peppers, and a touch of soy sauce for some saltiness.
User avatar #36995 to #36994 - OptimusRhyme (08/09/2012) [-]
dude that sounds fucking delicious
User avatar #36996 to #36995 - gmarrox (08/09/2012) [-]
It was magnificent.
User avatar #37002 to #36996 - OptimusRhyme (08/09/2012) [-]
fuck, now i want eggs. im just so lazy XD
User avatar #37004 to #37002 - gmarrox (08/09/2012) [-]
Omelets and curry are like the only two things I can cook :P
User avatar #37080 to #37004 - OptimusRhyme (08/09/2012) [-]
i make pretty good eggs. i make pasta. havent really tried cooking a whole lot. i want to learn to make a bunch of different types of soups XD
User avatar #37081 to #37080 - gmarrox (08/09/2012) [-]
I'm craving curry now :/ Also, you should. As a straight male, I'm not afraid to say cooking is fun sometimes just because of the satisfaction you get when your creation isn't shit.
User avatar #37083 to #37081 - OptimusRhyme (08/09/2012) [-]
my bf and i both love soups so i think it would be a cool thing to do for us to learn to cook different types of soups XD plus i love food in general and i love the satisfaction of making something thats delicious
User avatar #36992 to #36991 - gmarrox (08/09/2012) [-]
You'll have to wait 30 minutes to an hour. And I don't think you'd want to see those pics.
User avatar #36998 to #36992 - albertjester (08/09/2012) [-]
ok then. this leads to my second question. can you repeat the feat?
User avatar #37000 to #36998 - gmarrox (08/09/2012) [-]
If I can get more ingredients any time soon. I pretty much threw in whatever we were running out of. I only have one more egg, too.
User avatar #36977 - gwned (08/08/2012) [-]
What's with the cherry's lying around on the pages?
User avatar #36980 to #36977 - iwanttousenumbers (08/08/2012) [-]
Items. Check your inbox for info about them
User avatar #36974 - samxdaxman (08/08/2012) [-]
Ask a guy who is average in every way possible anything.
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User avatar #37026 to #36997 - alphabethsoop (08/09/2012) [-]
How was your day?
User avatar #37040 to #37026 - samxdaxman (08/09/2012) [-]
i feel left out so im going to answer i had a great day, went to the beach. and you?
User avatar #37044 to #37040 - alphabethsoop (08/09/2012) [-]
Nice! The beach is always fun! East coast or west coast waves?
User avatar #37046 to #37044 - samxdaxman (08/09/2012) [-]
east coast. no waves, just me dragging my cousins around in an inflatable tube.
User avatar #37048 to #37046 - alphabethsoop (08/09/2012) [-]
East coast is best coast awe cute how old are your cousins?
User avatar #37053 to #37048 - samxdaxman (08/09/2012) [-]
the oldest is my age (15), youngest is 4. and i was dragging them everywhere hahaha
User avatar #37056 to #37053 - alphabethsoop (08/09/2012) [-]
haha tell your older cousin to help you out man! Awe 4 year olds are seriously the cutest. My cousin is 4 and she is so adorable haha.
User avatar #37057 to #37056 - samxdaxman (08/09/2012) [-]
my 4 year old is a fatty. hes almost 100 pounds. but hes one of the cutest motherfuckers i know hahah
User avatar #37059 to #37057 - alphabethsoop (08/09/2012) [-]
I don't even weigh 100 pounds yet! Wow he's a dough ball haha
User avatar #37060 to #37059 - samxdaxman (08/09/2012) [-]
haha he is. its funny watching him run. but hes wicked shy everytime older girls call him cute he runs away.
User avatar #37064 to #37060 - alphabethsoop (08/09/2012) [-]
Awe I thought all kids were fearless.
User avatar #37066 to #37064 - samxdaxman (08/09/2012) [-]
he seems to have no problem trying to punch everyone hes related to.....
User avatar #37068 to #37066 - alphabethsoop (08/09/2012) [-]
Oh well then maybe he's not so nice after all haha
User avatar #37069 to #37068 - samxdaxman (08/09/2012) [-]
hahaha if youre giving him attention hes nice. he'll do anything to be in the spotlight.
User avatar #37070 to #37069 - alphabethsoop (08/09/2012) [-]
Maybe you put him on Toddlers and Tiaras make some money off of it.
Don't judge me that show is hypnotizing
User avatar #37071 to #37070 - samxdaxman (08/09/2012) [-]
fuck no, hed be scarred for life. anyone who willingly puts their child on that show is a fucking psycho bitch.
User avatar #37073 to #37071 - alphabethsoop (08/09/2012) [-]
But it's so horrible that you have to keep watching. I've tried to stop but it's physically impossible haha. And I was only joking the moms on the show should be locked up.
User avatar #37075 to #37073 - samxdaxman (08/09/2012) [-]
lol i know you were. and ive never seen it, dont want to.
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#37031 to #37026 - rottengrits **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #37041 to #37031 - alphabethsoop (08/09/2012) [-]
No I meant to reply to you haha that sounds like an awesome day. How far did you run?
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#37049 to #37041 - rottengrits **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #37051 to #37049 - alphabethsoop (08/09/2012) [-]
Yeah I know the feel I'm getting ready for cross country so my legs feel like jello haha do you do any other sports besides lacrosse?
Also I just checked and I did reply to the wrong person sorry
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#37055 to #37051 - rottengrits **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #37058 to #37055 - alphabethsoop (08/09/2012) [-]
Why thank you good sir :) You surf? That so cool! I've always wanted to learn how to surf but I get too scared haha Now that's a sport that takes some serious athleticism.
User avatar #36999 to #36997 - samxdaxman (08/09/2012) [-]
i have no strong opinion one way or the other.
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#37001 to #36999 - rottengrits **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #37003 to #37001 - samxdaxman (08/09/2012) [-]
quite.
User avatar #36978 to #36974 - gmarrox (08/08/2012) [-]
Wouldn't that make you above average at being average?
User avatar #36986 to #36978 - samxdaxman (08/08/2012) [-]
no because there people who are better then me at being average.
User avatar #36970 - bakedkake (08/08/2012) [-]
I just got Timeline on Facebook, got any good cover photos?
User avatar #36975 to #36973 - bakedkake (08/08/2012) [-]
I've seen those, and thank you!
User avatar #36979 to #36975 - iwanttousenumbers (08/08/2012) [-]
No problem!
User avatar #36951 - captaincupcakez (08/08/2012) [-]
>Spamming people's profiles with rolls

OMG GAIZ WE LIEK 4CHAIN NOW? HAHA U RUSTLED MEGA BUTTHURT
User avatar #36963 to #36951 - iamnewhere ONLINE (08/08/2012) [-]

Says the guy who spammed the pokemon board
User avatar #36969 to #36963 - captaincupcakez (08/08/2012) [-]
I posted 4 pictures, they posted 48 rolls
On a board they don't have to do anything, just ignore it and move on.
There was zero traffic anyway
I had to spend time deleting the comments

Bit of a difference
User avatar #36976 to #36969 - iamnewhere ONLINE (08/08/2012) [-]
Still, what comes around goes around
#36952 to #36951 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/08/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 37**
User avatar #36953 to #36952 - captaincupcakez (08/08/2012) [-]
Can't think of a decent reply? Then you need the "Generic UMAD insult!"
Free for a limited time only!
#36956 to #36953 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/08/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 16** YFW
**anonymous rolls 16** YFW
#36954 to #36953 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/08/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 17**
User avatar #36955 to #36954 - captaincupcakez (08/08/2012) [-]
Well done for proving my point. See ya
#36925 - lassek (08/08/2012) [-]
Lets TRY to write a story. Continue the story by using one word.



The


#36922 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/08/2012) [-]
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#36914 - karotin (08/08/2012) [-]
sis calls me a nerd. -.-
User avatar #36958 to #36914 - xxhunterxx (08/08/2012) [-]
no fuck you go away
User avatar #36918 to #36914 - EdwardNigma (08/08/2012) [-]
I must ask. Do you HAVE to wear those glasses or are you just wearing them to look "cool", because you are a hipster?
User avatar #36919 to #36918 - karotin (08/08/2012) [-]
nah, i don't have to wear glasses and i'm not a hipster.
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#36913 - invisofloor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#36971 to #36913 - EjaculationMan (08/08/2012) [-]
shit son, this ain't 4chan!
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#36981 to #36971 - invisofloor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #36915 to #36913 - EdwardNigma (08/08/2012) [-]
Has anyone ever been so far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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#36916 to #36915 - invisofloor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#36856 - tartaruga (08/08/2012) [-]
Seems now a days i find more enjoyment in the comment sections than the content, anyone out there agree?
User avatar #36904 to #36856 - gmarrox (08/08/2012) [-]
Wait FunnyJunk has content?
#36853 - americantuesday (08/08/2012) [-]
Anybody using this thing? I sense low activity.   
   
What's up with you guys?   
   
<- my level of sociability
Anybody using this thing? I sense low activity.

What's up with you guys?

<- my level of sociability
#36891 to #36853 - allion (08/08/2012) [-]
my level
my level
User avatar #36890 to #36853 - Emers (08/08/2012) [-]
Just sitting back and relaxing, you?
User avatar #36892 to #36890 - americantuesday (08/08/2012) [-]
Pretty much the same, scrolling through the boards (something I've never done and, at some of these, not sure if want to do again) and drinkin' some sweet tea. It's midnight where I am - there's really not much else to do at this time of day except lurk on FJ and other sits.
#36901 to #36892 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/08/2012) [-]
Are you on vacations/summer break?
User avatar #36902 to #36901 - americantuesday (08/08/2012) [-]
Summer break. For only a little while longer, though.
User avatar #36893 to #36892 - Emers (08/08/2012) [-]
It's only 10:30ish here, so not that much time difference.

Also, sweet tea is amazing.
User avatar #36895 to #36893 - americantuesday (08/08/2012) [-]
I know, right? So glad I'm the only one who drinks it in my house. A whole gallon of Arizona Southern Style all to myself.

1030ish, eh? Takin' a guess....that's Mountain Time, right?
User avatar #36896 to #36895 - Emers (08/08/2012) [-]
I'm so jealous of you right now.

And yuh, it is. I'm currently in Utah.
User avatar #36898 to #36896 - americantuesday (08/08/2012) [-]
Pennsylvania, myself. Are there a ridiculous amount of heat waves and thunderstorms out there? 'Cause that's all we get over here. Seven 90-degree days, followed up by two T-storms, a day of 79, then back up to 93.

Ridiculous. But, I'm a fan of thunder, so it pays off often enough.
User avatar #36899 to #36898 - Emers (08/08/2012) [-]
All heat no rain here /:

Just a stupid desert.
User avatar #36900 to #36899 - americantuesday (08/08/2012) [-]
Well, I guess if you live in a desert, it's to be expected....not that I would really know. I don't travel very long distances. Farthest out West I've been is Kansas City, MO (and the airport itself in Kansas City, KC). REALLY good ribs over there.

Never have been to any desert. At least it's not as humid out there, right? You take a walk around the block around here on some days and you come back like your shirt's fused to your skin.
User avatar #36964 to #36900 - Emers (08/08/2012) [-]
No humidity here >< so I guess that could be a bonus.

Furthest east I've ever been is Kansas xD beautiful state actually. Had a friend that moved there. I'll have to try the ribs if I ever travel back.
#36804 - ScottP (08/08/2012) [-]
Hey FunnyJunk, what do you think of me?
User avatar #36811 to #36804 - joshlols (08/08/2012) [-]
I think you smile a bit too much.
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#36805 to #36804 - polarispotato **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #36809 to #36805 - ScottP (08/08/2012) [-]
Thanks, I appreciate that
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