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User avatar #40913 - thephoenician (08/31/2012) [-]
So, I'm considering dressing as Bane for Halloween.
I've been working on my impression, but I was wondering.
Should I shave my head?
I'd like to keep my hair but would it mess up the costume?
User avatar #40964 to #40913 - loveyameanish (08/31/2012) [-]
Bane would be motherfucking bad ass. My boyfriend wants the two of us to dress up as Batman and Robin but he wants to stick me as Robin... fuckthatshit.jpg.


WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO PUT THEIR GIRLFRIEND IN A ROBIN SUIT?!

I'd be Catwoman no problem, but I don't think my love handles would rock a catsuit.
User avatar #41065 to #40964 - thephoenician (08/31/2012) [-]
I had never thought to ask a girl to be Robin.

I always liked Poison Ivy, not sure why.
User avatar #41067 to #41065 - loveyameanish (08/31/2012) [-]
I just had a thought... DUDE. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BUFF UP LIKE A MANIAC TO BE BANE.
User avatar #41069 to #41067 - thephoenician (08/31/2012) [-]
I've been working on that, If the results aren't sufficient I'll just wear a long sleeve so no one has to see my failure >.>
lol
User avatar #41070 to #41069 - loveyameanish (08/31/2012) [-]
I couldn't BELIEVE when I saw the movie. Tom Hardy was COMPLETELY unrecognizable.


My baby is Christian Bale though. Absolutely smitten.
User avatar #41073 to #41070 - thephoenician (09/01/2012) [-]
have you seen him (Tom Hardy) in Bronson?

Christian Bale is cool, except for that eye wart thing, I can never look away o,o
User avatar #41074 to #41073 - loveyameanish (09/01/2012) [-]
I haven't seen Bronson (I really need to though, I've heard great things), but I've seen what he looks like in it.

HEY! Leave the eye wart alone. I love him unconditionally :P
User avatar #41075 to #41074 - thephoenician (09/01/2012) [-]
tubeplus.me
you can steam it from there (probably, haven't checked)

how sweet haha
I've got a thing for Scarlett Johansson (just like every other guy)
User avatar #41076 to #41075 - loveyameanish (09/01/2012) [-]
She's a good one, but my girl crush is Mila Kunis. You have to be in love with her, regardless of your gender, ethnicity, species, everything :P
User avatar #41077 to #41076 - thephoenician (09/01/2012) [-]
you have a point. =p
User avatar #41078 to #41077 - loveyameanish (09/01/2012) [-]
I know :3 Where are you from good sir?
User avatar #41116 to #41078 - thephoenician (09/01/2012) [-]
The dark, I was born in it, molded by it.



I was actually born in LA
I live in Kansas now
User avatar #41134 to #41116 - loveyameanish (09/01/2012) [-]
Dat first sentence. Fuckin' lol'd and swooned at the same time.


I'm so jelly of all you 'Muricans. I'm stuck in pissy Ireland.
User avatar #41173 to #41134 - thephoenician (09/01/2012) [-]
I made a funny =p

I've actually wanted to visit Ireland, looks like a nice place.
User avatar #41195 to #41173 - loveyameanish (09/02/2012) [-]
Don't bother if you like the sun and heat. It's always cold and dreary. We had one week of summer weather this year... And it was in April -__-
User avatar #41200 to #41195 - thephoenician (09/02/2012) [-]
In Kansas it feels like Summer all year 'round
I'd still like to see it though, lets trade places for a year!
User avatar #41202 to #41200 - loveyameanish (09/02/2012) [-]
LET'S DO IT. FUCKING KANSAS, LET'S GO SEE SAM AND DEAN AND SING CARRY ON AND DO ALL SORTS OF KANSAS STUFF..


It's a pretty nice place if you can get passed the weather, but after a while of bipolar weather it gets pretty annoying. Also I'm from Dublin which isn't as picturesque as the rest of the country because it's really urbanised, but I live in the least urbanised part which is kind of farm-country so it's not SO bad..
User avatar #41207 to #41202 - thephoenician (09/02/2012) [-]
o.o

I see, I live in/near/ a small town about 15 miles from Wichita, not much happens around here.
except Fall Fast, I threw up my first year v.v
the second year I won a big fish from my (now recent ex) girlfriend
User avatar #41217 to #41207 - loveyameanish (09/02/2012) [-]
What's Fall Fast? I live in one of those small towns too, but it's coming up in the world, we just got a Tesco which is a huge chain of supermarkets.... Yeeeah, that's the best we got, it's a sad, sad world :P Luckily for the sake of Ireland's tourism industry, the rest of Ireland isn't as boring as where I live :P We do have two beaches and cliff diving and windsurfing and water stuff like that in our town though, which is ok.

Recent break up? Aw I'm sorry dude :(
User avatar #41225 to #41217 - thephoenician (09/02/2012) [-]
a VERY small carnival that is hosted in town.
a few cheap rides and games. so far nothing interesting has happened around here, except for almost getting hit by a tornado on Prom night last year o.o


We broke up a few months ago, I try to ignore her because she is just... terrible to me. But I still care =s
#40915 to #40913 - terrtlefer (08/31/2012) [-]
Wear a bald cap
User avatar #40917 to #40915 - thephoenician (08/31/2012) [-]
considering I've got curly hair and a faux hawk look the Bald Cap would probably make my head look deformed
#40919 to #40917 - terrtlefer (08/31/2012) [-]
You could always flatten your hair.
You could always flatten your hair.
User avatar #40920 to #40919 - thephoenician (08/31/2012) [-]
I'll try.
User avatar #40904 - lordbyronxiv (08/31/2012) [-]
Anybody wanna exchange Twitters? :o
Follow me at @LAvantGuardian
Don't judge me for having a twitter, hate me for being a nigger.
^Slant Rhyme time.
User avatar #40901 - dragonzard (08/31/2012) [-]
You're ALL fucking sexy guys!
User avatar #41029 to #40901 - sadawedsa **User deleted account** (08/31/2012) [-]
ik
User avatar #40900 - biggrand (08/31/2012) [-]
> be me dreaming last night
> starting to get the hang of that inception shit
> in a gas station in my dream
> notice a drink i had disappeared
> come to senses and realize im dreaming
> am sane for a second enough to think that I can go have sex in my dream now
> go to neighbors house to fuck their mother
> shes ok in real life, but she was a very fine 37 year red head milf in my dream, kinda big nose, pinkish white skin, that medium wife brownish/ red hair, nice feet, beautiful blue eyes, boobs.
> convince her to have sex with me
> I start to get out of my senses
> shes on bed naked already
> I get on top and start sniffing her
> forget that im dreaming again
> this starts turning into some kind of ms dos dating sim, and she is now a picture
> fucking hell
> wake up
> fml
#40890 - anonexplains (08/31/2012) [-]
Ugliest Chick Ever.
funnyjunk.com/user/weareallyeah
User avatar #40908 to #40890 - TheseChocodiles (08/31/2012) [-]
Her vagina picture was heavily depressing.
#40879 - past (08/30/2012) [-]
i summon the one called mysterykid , please step forward...
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#40882 to #40880 - past (08/30/2012) [-]
you have been selected randomly by a single comment on the front page. of all the front page posts all of the totalling comments you have been chosen we grant you one funnyjunk wish... what is it you desire?
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#40884 to #40883 - past (08/30/2012) [-]
im sorry tis against the rules,
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#40886 to #40885 - past (08/30/2012) [-]
AH, a fine choice, hmmmm lets see a womens mind is kind of like a rubix cube, or a hook on a bra combined these can be deadly only imagine instead of 2 HOOKS THERE ARE MOTHERFUCKING 8 and instead of 4 by 4 rubix cube ITS A 7 BY 7, BUT YOU ARE BLIND WHILE SOLVING THESE PUZZLES do you see where im coming from? I DONT what if i told you i could understand a womens mind bu then again wouldnt we all just be shitting on your childhood dogs snout of INJUSTICE?!
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User avatar #40874 - turlough (08/30/2012) [-]
My girlfriend just dumped me and said that pretty much all our relationship was a lie and that she's sorry ....

Ask a man whose just got his heart broken anything and be serious
#40888 to #40874 - anonexplains (08/30/2012) [-]
what is your internet speed? just upgraded mine today and it's 20-30Mbps for 20 bucks. amazing deal.

also, what did she lie about?
User avatar #40968 to #40888 - turlough (08/31/2012) [-]
My internet speek is 100 mps for like 80 euro plus broadband and land line included I think

She lied about loving me as I loved her , she said in the begining she did have feelings but didn't explain what happened for her now to say it all was a lie most of the relationship :'(
#40887 to #40874 - past (08/30/2012) [-]
its half past midnight, should i have my fruit pastiles now or in the morning? they're so tempting
User avatar #40967 to #40887 - turlough (08/31/2012) [-]
Morning would be best if you want to start fresh
User avatar #40912 to #40887 - loveyameanish (08/31/2012) [-]
Now. Always now. Silly past.
User avatar #40865 - usernameiswitty (08/30/2012) [-]
Something me and my sister were having a laugh at earlier and I wanted to see what Funnyjunk had to offer...

Awkward questions to ask when purchasing condoms
User avatar #40928 to #40865 - dennisc (08/31/2012) [-]
Do you know if you carry duct tape and rope as well?
User avatar #40914 to #40865 - loveyameanish (08/31/2012) [-]
"Can I help you with anything else, sir?"

"Yeah, do you know where I can find an unattended child?"
User avatar #40889 to #40865 - iwanttousenumbers (08/30/2012) [-]
"Can you show me how to use these?"
User avatar #40875 to #40865 - Noah (08/30/2012) [-]
"Do you know what temperature to pre-heat the oven to?"
#40851 - fagnipples (08/30/2012) [-]
You will never cuddle with a cute Asian girl.
;_;
User avatar #41024 to #40851 - sadawedsa **User deleted account** (08/31/2012) [-]
good
User avatar #40932 to #40851 - arsenymous (08/31/2012) [-]
ive seen asian girls and no matter how cute they are i never understand what the fuck they are doing
#40858 to #40851 - anonexplains (08/30/2012) [-]
They all have a penis
#40859 to #40858 - fagnipples (08/30/2012) [-]
I'm perfectly fine with that.
#40853 to #40852 - fagnipples (08/30/2012) [-]
oh god, she's so cute.
it hurts my heart
User avatar #40854 to #40853 - EjaculationMan (08/30/2012) [-]
hwang mi hee.

a korean model
#40855 to #40854 - fagnipples (08/30/2012) [-]
Bye, I'm off to South Korea.
#40856 to #40855 - EjaculationMan (08/30/2012) [-]
elly tran ha.

vietnamese model.
#40857 to #40856 - fagnipples (08/30/2012) [-]
The beauty...
IT BURNS
#40849 - past (08/30/2012) [-]
**past rolls 5,870** 5796
#40848 - past (08/30/2012) [-]
* roll 4* 5678
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#40846 - epicextreme (08/30/2012) [-]
**epicextreme rolls 55**
#40906 to #40846 - hadrian (08/31/2012) [-]
I give to you one internet.
I give to you one internet.
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User avatar #40850 to #40846 - stayoutofmyshed (08/30/2012) [-]
Dubs and thumbed down, because fuck you that's why
User avatar #40828 - dingdongsingsong (08/30/2012) [-]
I'm bored......
#40826 - lieothelion (08/30/2012) [-]
**lieothelion rolled a random comment #875854 posted by tomowrath at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :
Story of my life.
#40825 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
Yup I had some fucking weird nightmares, so gather round, and enjoy my fucked subconscious.

So, in the dream, I was in a dark forest with my sister and cousins. I was in it earlier in the dream but lets skip to this part since it's the only part I can really remember. I fucking hate the dark. And forests. When combined, it never ends well. Anyway, me, my sister and 2 cousins are at the bottom of a long hill. Not that steep but pretty long. At the top, is a large, bright, white fog thing, like a fog gate in Dark Souls. A Infront of it, a very tall, dark figure. It's like Slender Man but has a Deer/stag/elk/whatever the fuck head, tree branch like hands and faint red eyes. All I could see was a silhouette however. The drawing is a crude depiction. The hands were probably longer and not as spread out and it's head was more, well, like a fucking proper deer head.

So, onward. We all spot said creature in the distance, it's hands slowly and slightly growing. It starts to approach, albeit very slowly as well. My sister screams and my cousins do too. They try to run but I can't. I reach my hand out to my cousin, begging for them to help me, but they just run. I turn back and it's still approaching. I'm paralysed and can't scream. I wake up then fall asleep again almost instantly. No one is around, the thing is fucking approaching and theres another creature there too, which I don't remember, I didn't care. I was still paralysed and tried shouting for help. Despite managing to say something, no one appeared to help me.

Then I woke up. So what are your fucking nightmares like, Social Board? Because mine have managed to make me fear Stags and such.
User avatar #40902 to #40825 - paintballpatjas (08/31/2012) [-]
I don't have nightmare's anymore it would seem, but have you ever felt like you were being chased by a serial killer?

Happened once to me, it's fear and paranoia at it's finest.
User avatar #40866 to #40825 - samxdaxman (08/30/2012) [-]
i had a dream where i fought a pretzel man.
User avatar #40860 to #40825 - nim (08/30/2012) [-]
I once had a dream I was on a cruise liner and all of a sudden people start screaming, I go out to the deck and people are melting into the boat. I try to run inside but a little girl grabs my leg and tells me to help her. I realize the boat is starting to sink. No lifeboats. For some reason I forget but I needed to go to the lower levels. Where I meet a old lady who lost her mind and chained herself to a pole shouting that this is the end for all of us. The door is locked. I'm stuck in the basement with a senile old lady screaming and yelling and the water starts pouring in. It goes over my head and I feel myself drowning. Then I woke up out of breath feeling lightheaded. I guess I held my breath irl.
User avatar #40845 to #40825 - loveyameanish (08/30/2012) [-]
I know this is a nightmare thread but I had an AMAZING dream the other night that I can't stop thinking about, really trying to remember it all. I was Batman's kind of assistant/fuck buddy (INB4 "Robin" I'm a chick, not a young boy) and we were walking through this hallway to face Bane, who we could hear in the distance. When we got nearer the end of the tunnel all this smoke shit started coming out of the walls (Obviously knock-out gas).

I wake up and Batman is nowhere to be seen but there's a trail of clues purposely left behind and it's obvious that they're clues to where they're hiding Batman. I find a joker card and realise that Bane and the Joker are working together and they're the Joker's inventive and fucked-up clues and tricks intended to lead me into a trap and fuck with my head, but I follow them anyway because fuck it, they took my Batman. I only had a few minutes to find him, I forget why.

I FUCKING WISH I STILL REMEMBERED ALL THE TRICKS AND CLUES THE JOKER LEFT. All I can remember is they were really intricate and joined together well. Even in my dreams I was like, holy fuck dude, these are really clever and awesome, but alas, I can't remember them

All I can remember is that the last clue led me to a glass ball with the key to Batman's holding cage I guess inside it. It was unbreakable though so I had to climb a tower to throw it off and break it and I was just about to use the ol' bat-cape to fly down to get it AND MY FUCKING PHONE RINGS AND WAKES ME UP. I NEVER EVEN GOT TO SAVE BATMAN. I wanted nothing more than to return to my dream, it was glorious.

Apologies for the REALLY long comment and my fucking shitty explanation skills and memory.
User avatar #40831 to #40825 - torkildsen (08/30/2012) [-]
This is the weirdest dream I have ever had:
I remember that I woke up at night, but i wasn't in my bed, I was outside my house and it was dark as hell. My family was eating dinner with Remus Lupin from Harry Potter and right next to me was a statue of a wolf/werewolf. The statue was plugged to a spring, and when I activated it a zombie came up from the ground. I'm norwegian so when I heard the zombie speaking swedish to me I was unsure wether to laugh or be terrified. The swedish zombie then sent me on a misson to kill his former owner and the dream/nightmare(?) ended right after that...
#40832 to #40831 - torkildsen (08/30/2012) [-]
Picture for refference...

Paint skills of the charts!
User avatar #40827 to #40825 - lieothelion (08/30/2012) [-]
I pictured Jeff the Killer in black and white at the corner of my room. I wake to find the electricity is down and not a single light was on, I rushed for the door only to find some of my family members outside. This brief half a second dream was the freakiest I had.
User avatar #40778 - terrtlefer (08/30/2012) [-]
Sorry to be coming to you like this, social

Anyone else having a bit of a hard time getting thumbs when you're on level 0? Thumb for thumb thread? I'm only 10% away from being level 1, so can we help eachother out?

I'd post a funny picture/gif in return... but level 0.
User avatar #40907 to #40778 - hadrian (08/31/2012) [-]
Post good content and don't make shitty comments. There, I just gave you the secret to getting thumbs.
#40867 to #40778 - samxdaxman (08/30/2012) [-]
thumb because im nice. and have a gif.
thumb because im nice. and have a gif.
#40871 to #40867 - terrtlefer (08/30/2012) [-]
Thumbed back, and gif for you sir ;)
Thumbed back, and gif for you sir ;)
User avatar #40872 to #40871 - samxdaxman (08/30/2012) [-]
damn, level 108. nice job.
User avatar #40873 to #40872 - terrtlefer (08/30/2012) [-]
Hahaha thanks I wasn't expecting it at all!
User avatar #40876 to #40873 - samxdaxman (08/30/2012) [-]
no problem man. if only i had known that when i had started up.......
#40861 to #40778 - badassmcfister (08/30/2012) [-]
Just kidding here's a thumb sir
Just kidding here's a thumb sir
#40862 to #40861 - terrtlefer (08/30/2012) [-]
Thanks !    
   
Thanks for the help everyone, I really appreciate it.    
   
This has to be the nicest board I've ever been on.    
   
MFW I log on the next day and I'm lvl 97
Thanks !

Thanks for the help everyone, I really appreciate it.

This has to be the nicest board I've ever been on.

MFW I log on the next day and I'm lvl 97
#40863 to #40862 - badassmcfister (08/30/2012) [-]
Levels are like candy. Strangers give them to you.
User avatar #40780 to #40778 - dingdongsingsong (08/30/2012) [-]
There you go ...
User avatar #40781 to #40780 - terrtlefer (08/30/2012) [-]
Thanks, comrade
User avatar #40782 to #40781 - dingdongsingsong (08/30/2012) [-]
Welcome ... Now where's my funny picture ?
User avatar #40784 to #40782 - terrtlefer (08/30/2012) [-]
Sadly, 6 more thumbs to go.

I hate to be begging here but..

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
User avatar #40785 to #40784 - dingdongsingsong (08/30/2012) [-]
5 more go ahead comment a few more times I'll thumb
User avatar #40783 to #40782 - dingdongsingsong (08/30/2012) [-]
Actually I want a gif
User avatar #40786 to #40783 - terrtlefer (08/30/2012) [-]
When I've achieved my goal, i'll bombard this thread with gif's and pictures
User avatar #40788 to #40786 - dingdongsingsong (08/30/2012) [-]
Four more to go I guess ?
User avatar #40787 to #40786 - terrtlefer (08/30/2012) [-]
Penis.
User avatar #40789 to #40787 - terrtlefer (08/30/2012) [-]
**terrtlefer rolls 617,181,503**
User avatar #40792 to #40789 - terrtlefer (08/30/2012) [-]
LAST ... FUCKIN' ..... ONE..


HURRY AND THUMB ME I'M GONNA BLOW
User avatar #40791 to #40789 - dingdongsingsong (08/30/2012) [-]
Aaaannnd congradulations you are now level one
User avatar #40795 to #40791 - terrtlefer (08/30/2012) [-]
It still says i'm level 0 **
User avatar #40797 to #40795 - terrtlefer (08/30/2012) [-]
This is bullshit. 1 more.

Sorry for driving you nuts
User avatar #40796 to #40795 - dingdongsingsong (08/30/2012) [-]
No sir cheak again it' says your level one congradulations
User avatar #40798 to #40796 - terrtlefer (08/30/2012) [-]
Still can't post pictures.

FJnologic.jpg
User avatar #40801 to #40798 - dingdongsingsong (08/30/2012) [-]
Wait you have to be level one to post pictures ?
User avatar #40803 to #40801 - terrtlefer (08/30/2012) [-]
Well fuck I used to be able to but now it won't let me so I asked on some random content and they said you have to be level 1 to post pictures so fuck me right
User avatar #40807 to #40803 - dingdongsingsong (08/30/2012) [-]
Shit ... Anyway level on yet ?
#40806 to #40803 - terrtlefer (08/30/2012) [-]
FINALLY

THIS PIC SAYS IT ALL
User avatar #40809 to #40806 - dingdongsingsong (08/30/2012) [-]
Lol congratulations
#40808 to #40806 - terrtlefer (08/30/2012) [-]
I'LL CALL HIM.... DUCKBUTT
#40811 to #40808 - terrtlefer (08/30/2012) [-]
MFW I could finally attach a fucking picture
#40812 to #40810 - terrtlefer (08/30/2012) [-]
Your gif, sir
Your gif, sir
User avatar #40815 to #40812 - dingdongsingsong (08/30/2012) [-]
Actually its maam
User avatar #40816 to #40815 - dingdongsingsong (08/30/2012) [-]
Fuck you I just woke up ! Bitch you can't tell me what to do
#40817 to #40816 - terrtlefer (08/30/2012) [-]
That was pretty rude. GOOD DAY MADAM   
   
I'm going to bed, goodnight
That was pretty rude. GOOD DAY MADAM

I'm going to bed, goodnight
#40813 to #40812 - terrtlefer (08/30/2012) [-]
Now forget this whole thing happened, and go to bed.
Now forget this whole thing happened, and go to bed.
User avatar #40818 to #40813 - dingdongsingsong (08/30/2012) [-]
You too sir sleep tight
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#40773 - ribsarntsogood (08/30/2012) [-]
so whats going on guuys
User avatar #40779 to #40773 - dingdongsingsong (08/30/2012) [-]
Just woke up you ?
#40799 to #40779 - ribsarntsogood (08/30/2012) [-]
just talking to some pepole on facebook
User avatar #40800 to #40799 - dingdongsingsong (08/30/2012) [-]
Hmmm what time is it where you live ?
#40802 to #40800 - ribsarntsogood (08/30/2012) [-]
2:15 am you
User avatar #40804 to #40802 - dingdongsingsong (08/30/2012) [-]
2:15pm ... :P
User avatar #40814 to #40805 - dingdongsingsong (08/30/2012) [-]
I know .......
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#40820 to #40761 - revorce (08/30/2012) [-]
I'd fuck every single of you.
#40768 to #40767 - nameonthespine (08/30/2012) [-]
Don't let OP's lies get you down.   
   
Fuck yeah I finally get to use this gif
Don't let OP's lies get you down.

Fuck yeah I finally get to use this gif
+3
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#40764 to #40763 - iwanttousenumbers (08/30/2012) [-]
Yes master
Yes master
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