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User avatar #39533 - gcgporn (08/22/2012) [-]
can someone link me the item discussion please i deleted the message :(
#39532 - epicextreme (08/22/2012) [-]
dubs decides what to say to lady friend, will post results
dubs decides what to say to lady friend, will post results
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User avatar #39630 to #39628 - epicextreme (08/23/2012) [-]
different thing to say when new roll
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User avatar #39631 to #39630 - epicextreme (08/23/2012) [-]
please be nice
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User avatar #39635 to #39633 - epicextreme (08/23/2012) [-]
ill wait until shes back online
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#39624 to #39532 - epicextreme (08/23/2012) [-]
you were all so close
you were all so close
#39621 to #39532 - anonymous (08/23/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 18** I hate you. seriously just go away. no "lol jk" or anything.
User avatar #39620 to #39532 - psychonixx (08/23/2012) [-]
**psychonixx rolls 61**I don't care if I'm 8+ hours late

Watch porn with me please.
User avatar #39617 to #39532 - theawkwardbros (08/23/2012) [-]
**theawkwardbros rolls 37**

hjfhksjrmofklmv,erdtkstf.
#39611 to #39532 - anonymous (08/23/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 29** Let us make sweet sweet passionate love in the back of my car.
User avatar #39606 to #39532 - rageisfunny (08/23/2012) [-]
**rageisfunny rolls 58** I would fuck you so hard, your eyes would be swimming with semen.
#39601 to #39532 - anonymous (08/23/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 49** Hitler did nothing wrong.
User avatar #39590 to #39532 - theomcdwiggy (08/23/2012) [-]
**theomcdwiggy rolls 17** I can please you sexually in ways you never thought possible.
User avatar #39582 to #39532 - samxdaxman ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
**samxdaxman rolls 96** if i fulfill any and all of your sexual fantasies for you, will you go out with me? <3
User avatar #39575 to #39532 - iwanttousenumbers (08/23/2012) [-]
**iwanttousenumbers rolls 27** Hey, I need to tell you something
User avatar #39548 to #39532 - Noah (08/23/2012) [-]
**Noah rolls 80** You are a great person.
User avatar #39543 to #39532 - syrenthra ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
**syrenthra rolls 58** It is entirely possible that I might not unlove you
#39542 to #39532 - anonymous (08/23/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 67** I like sucking dicks
#39519 - loveyameanish (08/22/2012) [-]
Hey Social. A recent short conversation here on the board got me thinking...

Which celebrity do you guys declare to be the love of your life and desperately ignore the reality that they'll never be yours? Don't lie you pack of cunts, everybody has at least one.

Mine is, as previously stated in the aforementioned conversation, the cranky, but BEAUTIFUL Christian Bale.

INB4 "I'm too realistic for that shit" - No you're not, stop lying.
INB4 Terminator Salvation incident
INB4 "He looks gross in The Machinist"
INB4 "LOOOL I LOVE BEIBER AND SPARKLY VAMPIRES"
INB4 I can't INB4
#40338 to #39519 - plokijuhygt (08/26/2012) [-]
Since Blnelms took Portman from me, Imma have to go with MEW.
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User avatar #39810 to #39712 - loveyameanish (08/24/2012) [-]
She's definitely a looker alright!
#39690 to #39519 - alibabahassan (08/23/2012) [-]
Jessica Alba... That smile just makes me feel all happy and warms my heart.... and shit
User avatar #39695 to #39690 - loveyameanish (08/23/2012) [-]
Good choice. She seems like she'd be a sweetheart even in real life.
User avatar #39697 to #39695 - alibabahassan (08/23/2012) [-]
i like how you take the time to actually answer all the people you can
User avatar #39700 to #39697 - loveyameanish (08/23/2012) [-]
Well I think if people take the time to comment you, it's just good manners to return the favour. Been like that since day one, not gonna change it now :3
User avatar #39704 to #39700 - alibabahassan (08/23/2012) [-]
Awesome, you keep it up...not everyone might say they appreciate... but we do
User avatar #39707 to #39704 - loveyameanish (08/23/2012) [-]
Why thank you, kind sir :)
#39681 to #39519 - flingwing (08/23/2012) [-]
emma stone and andrew garfield, i fell in love with emma stone in the help and fell in love with Garfield in doctor parnassus wonderporium. the fact that they are dating AND are both in posing as some of my favorite characters in my favorite incarnation of my favorite superhero just makes me repeatedly orgasm
User avatar #39696 to #39681 - loveyameanish (08/23/2012) [-]
Both of them?! That's just greedy ;)
User avatar #39727 to #39696 - flingwing (08/24/2012) [-]
yes im selfish
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User avatar #39699 to #39668 - loveyameanish (08/23/2012) [-]
Very good choice bro. I'm no lesbian, but wow.

Also I can't believe no two people have had the same crush! I was expecting war.
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User avatar #39706 to #39702 - loveyameanish (08/23/2012) [-]
That's true. I'm glad I don't have to share Mr Bale, I'd cry! ;)
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User avatar #39637 to #39629 - loveyameanish (08/23/2012) [-]
Very good choice. Dem massive tits.
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User avatar #39639 to #39638 - loveyameanish (08/23/2012) [-]
Some Anon below has actually put the little sister from that as his crush. lolwut.
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User avatar #39641 to #39640 - loveyameanish (08/23/2012) [-]
Pretty sure it is, yeah.
#39623 to #39519 - nim (08/23/2012) [-]
I can honestly say I am madly in love with Jensen Ackles. I mean, who can't?
I can honestly say I am madly in love with Jensen Ackles. I mean, who can't?
User avatar #39625 to #39623 - loveyameanish (08/23/2012) [-]
He'd definitely be at the top of my list. He's amazing. He's just narrowly been beaten out by Christian though, he's the love of my life for the time being.
#39615 to #39519 - anonymous (08/23/2012) [-]
Godfrey Gao.. recently just found out bout him. going to be playing magnus bane in mortal instruments, beautiful man he is.
User avatar #39653 to #39615 - iwanttousenumbers (08/23/2012) [-]
Wooo, Mortal Instruments!
#39607 to #39519 - rageisfunny (08/23/2012) [-]
Tried to start one of these in \television&#46;

Yvonne Strahovski. Sh'es in Chuck and Killer elite to name a show and movie.

Pic is her.
User avatar #39609 to #39607 - loveyameanish (08/23/2012) [-]
She looks familiar alright. Good choice!
#39591 to #39519 - anonymous (08/23/2012) [-]
Chloë Grace Moretz. Please don't judge me.
User avatar #39680 to #39591 - flingwing (08/23/2012) [-]
i agree with you. shes just too cute
#39604 to #39596 - anonymous (08/23/2012) [-]
It's only a 3 year and some months difference.
User avatar #39584 to #39519 - samxdaxman ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
you forgot "in b4 everyone says emma watson" who happens to be mine....
User avatar #39592 to #39584 - loveyameanish (08/23/2012) [-]
Well, she's gorgeous, can't say I blame you. Good choice.
#39545 to #39519 - elboludo (08/23/2012) [-]
betty white
User avatar #39594 to #39538 - loveyameanish (08/23/2012) [-]
Love her! CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S GONE FROM ASSASSIN'S CREED.
#39536 to #39519 - jokeface (08/23/2012) [-]
Emily Browning.

First noticed her in A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Started paying attention to her in Sucker Punch.

Fell in love with her in Sleeping Beauty.
User avatar #39595 to #39536 - loveyameanish (08/23/2012) [-]
Well, I'm no lesbian, but she is pretty amazing! Haven't seen her since A Series of Unfortunate Events, she's definitely grown up a bit anyway :P
User avatar #39616 to #39595 - jokeface (08/23/2012) [-]
I'll say. In Sleeping Beauty she gets naked. You see everything.
User avatar #39534 to #39519 - penguinsfaca (08/22/2012) [-]
<.< Alison Brie from community. too damn cute
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User avatar #39597 to #39534 - loveyameanish (08/23/2012) [-]
Don't think I know her :o
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#39598 to #39597 - penguinsfaca (08/23/2012) [-]
well considering the shows on hiatus, it makes sense :P She's probably one of the more underrated actresses in terms of looks..
User avatar #39600 to #39598 - loveyameanish (08/23/2012) [-]
Dem tits.
User avatar #39605 to #39600 - penguinsfaca (08/23/2012) [-]
dem tits and dem eyes. makes me melt every time...
User avatar #39608 to #39605 - loveyameanish (08/23/2012) [-]
I know that feel bro, I'm still a quivering mess looking at the picture I posted myself! I love him <3
#39530 to #39519 - pottslande (08/22/2012) [-]
I honestly don't have one. Celebrities just don't interest me that way.

I guess the closest I have to that is Rupert Grint, but even then I just think he's pretty sexy looking.
User avatar #39531 to #39530 - loveyameanish (08/22/2012) [-]
I must just be a ball of raging hormones then, because I was reduced to a puddle of vaginal juices when I went to see the Dark Knight Rises.


Rupert Grint is fucking legendary, the ultimate attractive ginger. Good choice.
User avatar #39523 to #39519 - iwanttousenumbers (08/22/2012) [-]
Emma Stone. Everyone back off. She's mine. I don't even care that she's American
User avatar #39525 to #39523 - loveyameanish (08/22/2012) [-]
She's a good one, Davey!
User avatar #39527 to #39525 - iwanttousenumbers (08/22/2012) [-]
I like pretty people
User avatar #39528 to #39527 - loveyameanish (08/22/2012) [-]
Me too... Oh Christian <3
#39522 to #39519 - anonymous (08/22/2012) [-]
LOOOL I LOVE BEIBER AND SPARKLY VAMPIRES.

Seriously, I love Jennifer Aniston. I don't care if she's 40 something years old, she is still one of the most beautiful girls I've seen.

And Christian Bale is awesome, but I'm more a fan of Atheist Bale
#39524 to #39522 - loveyameanish (08/22/2012) [-]
I'm sure many guys agree with you on Jennifer Aniston, she's gorgeous!

Ahaaa, Atheist Bale, actually giggled.

Dear Diary, today Anon was not a faggot.
#39515 - syntheticsubstitut (08/22/2012) [-]
So social board... We all have that one song that were not proud of liking, right? That one song that if your friends knew you liked it, they would question your sexuality.Well get it off your chest and, tell the big fag OP. I won't judge you.
User avatar #39588 to #39515 - samxdaxman ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
a song by t pain on my ipod. even though i dont listen to his part (the song, btw, is called Motivation featuring ¡MAYDAY!. check them out, theyre really talented.) im not proud of having it.
User avatar #39510 - Aethlius (08/22/2012) [-]
**Aethlius rolled user jiggyjohns ** hi there random user i just rolled!
#39509 - slantedvanity (08/22/2012) [-]
I'm jelly of my little brother, I gotta work and go to school while his ass plays video games all day. I do chores all day while he sleeps, he came home baked out of his mind and got away with it. It's okay for him to just sit on his ass all day when he is old enough to work and clean up after him self.
I'm jelly of my little brother, I gotta work and go to school while his ass plays video games all day. I do chores all day while he sleeps, he came home baked out of his mind and got away with it. It's okay for him to just sit on his ass all day when he is old enough to work and clean up after him self.
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#39602 to #39504 - anonymous (08/23/2012) [-]
Because reasons... My paint skills arent great but you see where I'm going with this
User avatar #39579 to #39504 - iwanttousenumbers (08/23/2012) [-]
She's scared of the outside
User avatar #39505 to #39504 - Noah (08/22/2012) [-]
Because they are more hardcore than her and she's jealous of course
#39576 to #39505 - iwanttousenumbers (08/23/2012) [-]
It's because she doesn't live hardcore
#39499 - jasonjonescfc (08/22/2012) [-]
I would like to follow some fellow FunnyJunkers on Twitter, just for the sole reason of making my newsfeed more interesting. My newsfeed is just boring and it needs livening up!

Leave your usernames in a pm or in a reply and I will follow ASAP.

#39586 to #39499 - GoReMoTe (08/23/2012) [-]
twitter? really?
twitter? really?
#39496 - thrillville (08/22/2012) [-]
was at the gamescom on sunday
anyone else?
#39487 - anonymous (08/22/2012) [-]
"I apologize for nothing."
User avatar #39486 - Kyue (08/22/2012) [-]
Hello, social board. Would you mind gracing me with your favorite 1600 x 900 wallpapers?
User avatar #39500 to #39486 - drimsical (08/22/2012) [-]
i have a shitload
what do you like?
User avatar #39506 to #39500 - Kyue (08/22/2012) [-]
I'm not looking for anything in particular, so feel free to post any and all
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User avatar #39562 to #39506 - drimsical (08/23/2012) [-]
there ya go, if you want any more in particular let me know and ill see if i can find them
User avatar #39565 to #39562 - Kyue (08/23/2012) [-]
Sweet jesus that's a lot, thanks
User avatar #39484 - juggladrew (08/22/2012) [-]
Just wondering if any kindhearted bro out there will share their Netflix account with me? PM me if you will, if not, oh well.

Thanks in advance.
#39478 - Freelon (08/22/2012) [-]
First to roll dubs chooses my profile picture.
User avatar #39482 to #39478 - TheseChocodiles (08/22/2012) [-]
**TheseChocodiles rolls 11**
User avatar #39498 to #39482 - benjamino (08/22/2012) [-]
Your name. ITS BOOTIFUL
#39479 to #39478 - anonymous (08/22/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 51**
**anonymous rolls 51**
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User avatar #39526 to #39461 - iwanttousenumbers (08/22/2012) [-]
A USB port. Gather info for my boss and stuff. Also, Decepticon
User avatar #39470 to #39461 - hadrian (08/22/2012) [-]
I'd be a Decepticon taking the form of a jet (probably an F-22), along the lines of Starscream. I'd be more intelligent and more capable in my job, of course.
User avatar #39463 to #39461 - Noah (08/22/2012) [-]
I'd be a remote, and hide myself from my owner all day
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User avatar #39514 to #39451 - dalemc (08/22/2012) [-]
LOL
#39468 to #39451 - anonymous (08/22/2012) [-]
Damn this is funny, I'd if I had an account
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#39462 to #39449 - zdroid (08/22/2012) [-]
I would but I'm repelled by the big black dick you'r shoving in my face.
#39447 - xxhunterxx (08/22/2012) [-]
omg social rate me
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User avatar #39450 to #39448 - xxhunterxx (08/22/2012) [-]
I'm gonna go cry now.
#39445 - foaly (08/22/2012) [-]
Who wants to have a conversation?
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User avatar #39452 to #39446 - foaly (08/22/2012) [-]
how are you on this fine night?
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User avatar #39454 to #39453 - foaly (08/22/2012) [-]
i'm fine just sitting watching shibby 2412 on youtube
you?
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User avatar #39456 to #39455 - foaly (08/22/2012) [-]
which is?
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