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#43048 - gmarrox (09/11/2012) [-]
Having a college roommate with less classes than you can be troublesome, as I have no privacy with which to fap.
User avatar #43187 to #43048 - iwanttousenumbers (09/11/2012) [-]
bathroom = faproom
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#43053 to #43048 - dangerouscurves **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #43087 to #43053 - ramerez (09/11/2012) [-]
and whisper.. "i love you"
User avatar #43100 to #43087 - stayoutofmyshed (09/11/2012) [-]
Into his ear..softly
User avatar #43108 to #43100 - ramerez (09/11/2012) [-]
lol your profile pic works perfectly
User avatar #43109 to #43108 - stayoutofmyshed (09/11/2012) [-]
Shh.. I won't rape you Hard
#43037 - Zaivia (09/11/2012) [-]
Hi Funnyjunk. I'm bored and am sort of new to social. Anyone up for a chat?    
   
inb4 anyone mistakes me for a girl. I am male.   
inb4 OP can't inb4
Hi Funnyjunk. I'm bored and am sort of new to social. Anyone up for a chat?

inb4 anyone mistakes me for a girl. I am male.
inb4 OP can't inb4
User avatar #43038 to #43037 - ilbacondeity (09/11/2012) [-]
OP can't inb4
User avatar #43039 to #43038 - Zaivia (09/11/2012) [-]
Okay. Lemme fix that.

I am a male. Do not mistake me for a female.
User avatar #43040 to #43039 - ilbacondeity (09/11/2012) [-]
Why aren't you female?
User avatar #43041 to #43040 - Zaivia (09/11/2012) [-]
I have a penis.
User avatar #43043 to #43042 - Zaivia (09/11/2012) [-]
Yup...It's pretty nice...but it's a penis....so that makes me NOT female.
User avatar #43045 to #43043 - ilbacondeity (09/11/2012) [-]
Fine. Penis having jerk.
#43046 to #43045 - Zaivia (09/11/2012) [-]
I...I'm sorry.
I...I'm sorry.
#43047 to #43046 - ilbacondeity (09/11/2012) [-]
It's fine, it's fine, man... I just need a rebound lay.
#43020 - ilbacondeity (09/11/2012) [-]
Anyone free to chat? I'm extremely lonely and I stupidly looked at my ex's facebook. Bad feels man, BAD FUCKING FEELS.
#43206 to #43020 - surfby (09/12/2012) [-]
why would you do that to yourself bro?
#43235 to #43206 - ilbacondeity (09/12/2012) [-]
Cuz I'm fuckin' stupid, man!
User avatar #43314 to #43248 - ilbacondeity (09/12/2012) [-]
(I have a larger image of that, literally 4 comments below yours, save that one instead)
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User avatar #43057 to #43054 - ilbacondeity (09/11/2012) [-]
No, no no! It's not that I don't want her to be happy. I want her to be happier than anyone else on the earth. But she left me, and now I'm alone. I love her to no end. And I won't feel her ever again... That's why I'm sad. I'm glad she's happy, honestly.
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#43024 to #43020 - allion (09/11/2012) [-]
you've made a huge mistake
you've made a huge mistake
User avatar #43025 to #43024 - ilbacondeity (09/11/2012) [-]
No shit? I just had an anxiety attack because of it.
User avatar #43026 to #43025 - allion (09/11/2012) [-]
oh, shit. I'm prone to anxiety attacks. I have them all the time. especially in those types of situations. I feel ya bro
User avatar #43027 to #43026 - ilbacondeity (09/11/2012) [-]
They're only brought on from deep feels and shit like that. And the only person who I've felt so deeply for is my ex. Also, it may be that I'm coming down from MDMA I took yesterday. I have no cortisone, no feel good hormones.
#43028 to #43027 - allion (09/11/2012) [-]
that'll definitely do it. I got rid of my facebook a month or two ago, and have no idea what's going on with my ex (which I guess should be a good thing)
but it kills me inside that I don't know what happened to him and whatever
User avatar #43032 to #43028 - ilbacondeity (09/11/2012) [-]
Everyone has problems... Now I feel bad for feeling bad.
User avatar #43031 to #43028 - ilbacondeity (09/11/2012) [-]
Oh my god, that was so depressing. What have I done...
User avatar #43033 to #43031 - allion (09/11/2012) [-]
woah.
you sound pretty down.
that sounds terrible! :(
did you just have a falling out? that's what happened to me
User avatar #43044 to #43033 - ilbacondeity (09/11/2012) [-]
Fuck it. I'll be fine one day. I love her to death.
User avatar #43029 to #43028 - ilbacondeity (09/11/2012) [-]
It's worse when you DO know... I was doing my radio show today and played "Fuck her gently" by tenacious d as the very last song. And I tweet my "now playing" songs and they also go on my fb, and she liked my post. This is because I used to sing that song to her constantly. So I fucking stupidly got reminded of her and went home and felt like shit and checked her facebook, and of course I see a newly uploaded photo of her smiling all pretty and shit (it's not that I don't want that, god no... I want her to be happier than everyone on the earth combined)... and I just fucking...

A familiar FEEL appeared
FEEL used Bawl! It's super effective
ANON used "No, no... It's alright, you'll be fine, bro."
It was not very effective.
FEEL used More Feels! But it needs time to charge.
ANON used drugs to not feel like himself.
HP up!
FEEL unleashed its attack!
ANON fell unconscious due to an anxiety attack brought on by feels.
#43014 - kobegriffeysanders (09/11/2012) [-]
I asked a girl to homecoming today. Her favorite song is Call Me Maybe (inb4 "omg that song sux lololol"), so I decided that I would put a paper in her locker. This paper said, "Hey, you're pretty awesome, and this is crazy, but here's this paper, so homecoming maybe?". I spent over an hour writing the message in bubble letters and coloring it in yesterday. At the end of the school day, I go to my locker and find a note saying, "Wyatt, I choose you! (yes I'll go with you)". Attached to the note was a new pack of ten Pokemon cards. I'm so fucking thrilled. MFW   
   
Just thought I'd share this epicness with you, especially since my girl life recently has been retarded.
I asked a girl to homecoming today. Her favorite song is Call Me Maybe (inb4 "omg that song sux lololol"), so I decided that I would put a paper in her locker. This paper said, "Hey, you're pretty awesome, and this is crazy, but here's this paper, so homecoming maybe?". I spent over an hour writing the message in bubble letters and coloring it in yesterday. At the end of the school day, I go to my locker and find a note saying, "Wyatt, I choose you! (yes I'll go with you)". Attached to the note was a new pack of ten Pokemon cards. I'm so fucking thrilled. MFW

Just thought I'd share this epicness with you, especially since my girl life recently has been retarded.
User avatar #43049 to #43014 - gmarrox (09/11/2012) [-]
Kudos.

That being said, it was really hard to envision you as any older than 14 while reading this.
User avatar #43021 to #43014 - ilbacondeity (09/11/2012) [-]
"Spent over an hour writing the message in bubble letters and coloring it in yesterday."

As adorable as that is, it's also the gayest thing I've ever heard.
User avatar #43035 to #43021 - Zaivia (09/11/2012) [-]
As much as it's super gay, he did it to ask a girl to homecoming I guess.
User avatar #43022 to #43021 - kobegriffeysanders (09/11/2012) [-]
Agreed. But it worked.
User avatar #43030 to #43022 - ilbacondeity (09/11/2012) [-]
That's whats important. If I do that in New York, she'd probably call the cops on me or something. Oh wait, I'm 23. Fuck me up the rump.
#43189 to #43030 - loveyameanish (09/11/2012) [-]
Lol'd at rump.


For the second time in 24 hours, I think I'm 12.
User avatar #43191 to #43189 - ilbacondeity (09/11/2012) [-]
Hey, better to be 12 than a douche-fag angsty teenager. :3
User avatar #43192 to #43191 - loveyameanish (09/11/2012) [-]
I'm actually 19 though, which is the sad thing.
User avatar #43233 to #43192 - ilbacondeity (09/12/2012) [-]
It's alright, you're almost out!
#43018 to #43014 - allion (09/11/2012) [-]
omg that song sux lololol


alright, now that that's done, good job! at my school, homecoming's a joke, there's no funding for it, and the tickets are priced insanely high. I won't be going to mine this year :(
but good for you for being confident and getting a date!
User avatar #42997 - thephoenician (09/10/2012) [-]
My birthday is in 5 days, I'm turning 19.
what should I do?
User avatar #43036 to #42997 - Zaivia (09/11/2012) [-]
Celebrate your 19th birthday.
User avatar #43080 to #43036 - thephoenician (09/11/2012) [-]
It's GENIUS
#43034 to #42997 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/11/2012) [-]
This is what i did on my 19th birthday so you should probably do the same.
This is what i did on my 19th birthday so you should probably do the same.
User avatar #43017 to #42997 - MichaelDoritos (09/11/2012) [-]
>Acquire permanent marker
>Draw face on penis
>Use public restroom
>Talk to it (for bonus points, have an argument with it)
>Watch people's reactions
>For even more bonus points, ask a stranger what they think about the subject held by you and your member
#43002 to #42997 - hockeykicksass (09/10/2012) [-]
you should PARTY HARD!!!!!!!!
you should PARTY HARD!!!!!!!!
#43019 to #43002 - allion (09/11/2012) [-]
PARTY HARD
PARTY HARD
#42995 - jacie (09/10/2012) [-]
We should do another NSFW raid. The last one was perfect.
#43050 to #42995 - gmarrox (09/11/2012) [-]
No. You need to cut that shit out.
#42955 - Goatmanlll (09/10/2012) [-]
This board is useless. We already have a gay board.
#43051 to #42955 - gmarrox (09/11/2012) [-]
Well the fact that you came here must mean it's down for maintenance.
+1
#43081 to #43051 - mudkipsamurai **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#43013 to #42955 - allion (09/11/2012) [-]
back to the cave with you
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#42953 - mrjazzels **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#43072 to #42945 - kabageguy ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
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#42979 to #42945 - icandividebyzero (09/10/2012) [-]
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
#42951 to #42945 - atrumaliger (09/10/2012) [-]
Grates on the girl.
Grates on the girl.
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#43063 to #42951 - dangerouscurves **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+1
#42947 to #42945 - freespeech has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #42963 to #42947 - andraste (09/10/2012) [-]
congrats darling ^^
User avatar #42946 to #42945 - ttritt (09/10/2012) [-]
nah
#42942 - samxdaxman (09/10/2012) [-]
ok social new interaction game. post the best photo of yourself(in your opinion) and why you like it. why? because why the fuck not?
heres me(with my phone in my mouth). i dunno why, i like it more than a lot of other photos ive taken.
#43015 to #42942 - MichaelDoritos (09/11/2012) [-]
Not my favorite but definitely one of them.
User avatar #42983 to #42981 - samxdaxman (09/10/2012) [-]
and then i bite his dick off.
#42940 - ilbacondeity (09/10/2012) [-]
Hey /soc! It's another shameless plug, if you guys want to listen to some internet metal radio, hit up my college's internet radio station. I take requests, you can add me on twitter or fb or shoot me an email if you'd like. I hope I get a popular show and get some fans. :D It's every Monday from 6pm to 7pm EST. (So it starts 1 hour and 40 minutes from the time of this posting). Here's the site, just hit listen and run the "live.m3u;"

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#42934 - HOtaconE (09/10/2012) [-]
Any Israfags here?
#42925 - anonymous (09/10/2012) [-]
when did you lose your virginity ( just wondering)
#42916 - epicextreme (09/10/2012) [-]
post your pet funny junk
this is ma dog Jacob hes a red fox labradour
(in this pic hes enjoying his 6th birthday)
#43065 to #42916 - Lostdemon (09/11/2012) [-]
my cat vincent
User avatar #43136 to #43065 - epicextreme (09/11/2012) [-]
vincent: "are you entertained, motherfucker?"
#43062 to #42916 - Lostdemon (09/11/2012) [-]
mfw my name is jacob
mfw my name is jacob
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#42926 to #42916 - torkildsen (09/10/2012) [-]
My cat. What a beauty
#42939 to #42926 - epicextreme (09/10/2012) [-]
your cat is awesome
#42917 to #42916 - gmarrox (09/10/2012) [-]
Bella is the black one, Diesel is the chocolate one. And I have a yellow lab named Chester.
User avatar #42938 to #42917 - epicextreme (09/10/2012) [-]
your dogs on the photo remind me of my 2 dogs (black is beauty and jacob brownish beauty mother of jacob) this photo is awesome i love it
#42898 - iwanttousenumbers (09/10/2012) [-]
Hey social. This is what happens when the dyke in my home town breaks during a rainstorm
#42999 to #42898 - loveyameanish (09/10/2012) [-]
"Dyke"


I think I'm 12.
#42885 - thelonelyfeel (09/10/2012) [-]
So social, I start a job today and I have to be up at 6am, I purposely went to bed at 10 so I wouldn't have trouble waking up and here I am waking up at 1:30am
<<This is MFW I know I'ma be tired as fuck
User avatar #42893 to #42885 - loveyameanish (09/10/2012) [-]
What's the job?
#42903 to #42893 - epicextreme (09/10/2012) [-]
oh oh oh i know this! its ermmm ... painting? yes painting
oh oh oh i know this! its ermmm ... painting? yes painting
User avatar #42948 to #42903 - thelonelyfeel (09/10/2012) [-]
WOOT YOU REMEMBERED! Just got back from it, it's tiring since it was my first day but overall it wasn't that bad.
User avatar #42877 - ilbacondeity (09/10/2012) [-]
Hi /soc. Howdy do? I'm drunk as a skunk, and somewhat high on MDMA. It's meh, probably got some weak shit, frankly. Oh well, had a great night out with my buddy, had some beer and junk, and we talked a while. We walked like 8 miles together, it was great. Didn't get any chicks unfortunately, but... Oh well! How's your day been guise?

Shit, I have hw to do.
User avatar #42909 to #42877 - fuckdisshit (09/10/2012) [-]
well you won't be high if you drink on it, the effects cancel out so its just a waste + it takes an age to kick in if you've been drinking
User avatar #42937 to #42909 - ilbacondeity (09/10/2012) [-]
I waited like 2 and a half hours or so for it to kick in. I STARTED to feel something, but it was meh. I'll just get Molly next time and snort it or something.
#42880 to #42877 - foaly (09/10/2012) [-]
Its been allright.
#42881 to #42880 - ilbacondeity (09/10/2012) [-]
Right on. :D At least it wasn't bad!
#42882 to #42881 - foaly (09/10/2012) [-]
I gotta go to bed since i have school tomorrow.
Nice talking to you.
User avatar #42883 to #42882 - ilbacondeity (09/10/2012) [-]
Well shit, same here, champ. Just gonna finish up this Gojira song and follow suit, bro!
#42884 to #42883 - foaly (09/10/2012) [-]
Right on man!
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#42869 - stizz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#42975 to #42869 - surfby (09/10/2012) [-]
wife that hoe op
User avatar #42876 to #42869 - ilbacondeity (09/10/2012) [-]
She's lying. That's what womens do.

BUT. If legit. Gah head.
User avatar #42873 to #42869 - dibles (09/10/2012) [-]
Do it
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User avatar #42899 to #42840 - dragonbeeon ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
Florida, reading you loud and clear *I hate it here, but it's not ALL that bad* How are you, California?
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#42868 to #42840 - fagbeardthewise **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #42871 to #42868 - jaysnk (09/10/2012) [-]
Visalia
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#42872 to #42871 - fagbeardthewise **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #42837 - demonicchimera (09/10/2012) [-]
I'm Britsih and here it is 1am. I have some work for my GCSE's (google it) due tomorrow (well, today) so I will be pulling an alll nighter to complete it.
User avatar #42910 to #42837 - fuckdisshit (09/10/2012) [-]
why the fuck do you have GCSE work due in about a week into the start of term. either you or your teacher is bullshitting and its not the real deadline/important
User avatar #42911 to #42910 - demonicchimera (09/10/2012) [-]
It's French and the exam isn't then but my teacher needs to see a hard copy to point out mistakes so I can improve it and learn it off by heart before the actual exam. The test is meant to be on the 17th but my teacher is post-poning it.
User avatar #42912 to #42911 - fuckdisshit (09/10/2012) [-]
why the fuck do you have an exam so early in the year?!
User avatar #42913 to #42912 - demonicchimera (09/10/2012) [-]
Because the government is full of dicks.
User avatar #42845 to #42838 - demonicchimera (09/10/2012) [-]
But I didn't tell you what to do.
User avatar #42851 to #42845 - xkrystynax ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
I think they're referring to the "(google it)" o:
Good luck with your GCSE's though, my brother is starting his too :3 x
User avatar #42864 to #42851 - demonicchimera (09/10/2012) [-]
Thank you. I am doing both my French and Maths one year early, so the work I am doing now is for the first French writing task. I wish your brother does well in his GCSE's.
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