I'll play along

No offence, I think you are pretty bad-ass for playing along.

That pic made me fall out of my chair laughing

Good to hear. :D

YOUR AWESOME!

thank you ^_^

That's hilarious. I wish I had thought of that. You deserve these green pixels.

He was really thirsty.

I really need Photoshop.

Try to suck ten more penises today than you usually do.

I'm sorry but today is already over

It's 12:01 am for me..

Well then do it today instead.

Fuck sorry bro I failed.

try agen

Anon is legit is fuck.

Quit bragging with your IRL friends!

You look kinda like jack black you know that right?

Anon, fat jokes are the most common form of comedy used against me.

They don't phase me, and obviously only get you red thumbs...

I've been told numerous times. :P

The human heart is an organ. Why tear it from your chest when this WOULD KILL YOU?!

Oh, my God! You're right! What have I done?

I love cake.

Who doesn't love cake?

nicely put

Thank-you, doll. I wrote an entire page but this was the beginning. Do you enjoy reading/writing? ♥

Indeed. more reading as of late the writing has switched to drawing because i set a challenge to make comics out of storys some people told.

Ah, I see. Hand drawn comics, right? If you can do it, more power to ya! I'd be so very impressed. :p

always hand drawn with the black white red style of older almost dead graphic novels, what other kind of stuff do you write

Oh, nice. True art, then. very impressive! And more poems, some songs. I've dabbled in short stories but I'm not very good. :p

Well you cant really say that, a person is always their toughest critic. Sorry i didnt have more yatzee gifs for you earlier but it seems almost every gif i post gets flagged

That's dumb. And I'll keep that in mind. Maybe one day I'll man up and post some of my stuff here. :p

most of the boards arent very accepting to things like that except maybe this one. Unless you make a bunch of friends on one

Fair enough. Then, maybe one day I'll man up and let you read some. :)

That works im normally bored and enjoy reading stuff from random people. If you dont im gonna call you out on it though

That's fun. You're online a lot. You must have no life.. :p

I bring my laptop wiht me to work or ill end up sitting in a guard shack all night doing nothing. I just gotta put it away when it starts to get early at least for this week because the big bosses are here

Oh and ouch my pride

You and your humor. I think I'm in love. ♥

Ive heard that a few times on this site.......starting to think im getting trolled with love

ORRRRRR people love you. :D

Ma'am i reject your statement in the fact that while you can have the feeling for love in a way for someone you have never meet face to face it is impossible to actually love someone you have never meet. pic unrelaed to statement by true in a way

Care to take the convo to the random board?

Im already on it thats where i was accepted and that where i belong

Let's touch butts together.

I cant post any of the butt pictures i have on this board

is best with two or more people? o.O

I'm not lucky enough to get dumped. I just enjoy writing. Would you prefer if I talked about sex? :p

Ah, now I see. Sex is a good reason for that. You've found a loophole, good sir. Now whenever I'm being a whiny little bitch, I'll just screw.

I need penis. -_-

Not "a penis". I need penis. As in, to have sex. To get laid. To wet my whistle. To have a scuba diver explore my dark, wet lady hole of love? I could go on all day. xp

Oh, yeah. I know this. I have plenty of offers but I'm not currently single. Apparently my boyfriend seems to think I have some type of sexual addiction. He's a retard. :p

Yes, but nowhere near enough. We used to have sex all the time but I'm lucky to get any once a week now. I thought maybe I was getting fat and he wasn't attracted as much anymore so I toned up. He still enjoys sex just doesn't do it as much.

I suppose I'll invest in some toys. It just isn't the same, though, ya know?

That is pretty tempting. He'd flip at the thought of me leaving him. Or I'll just make him walk in on me masturbating a few times. :p

\We've dated for 2 years and he's only been with one other girl. (Who was a virgin until they had sex. And that was only a handful of times.) Maybe I should offer anal. :p

it might be im not sure. i have all three all episodes on my computer i think bebop has the most episodes. Because most of the time im out to just get someone laid its me, random people i will give advice when it comes to a real relationship despite my last relationship well not the last the last girl was psycho but the one that actually lasted a while im good at keeping other relationships going or starting (had to deleate i had a gif attached i i knew would get flagged and i dont wanna lose that one)

Hell yea i got a bunch (most now flagged) top of my list of anime
1. FLCL
2.Cowboy Bebop
3.Trigun

Why is what surprising?

Why does it surprise you to help someone else get laid? And yay! Another FLCL fan! I friggin' love that show! I've never seen Cowboy Bebop. Is it on Netflix? :p

yea that is a bit on the romantic side not good for if you just wanna fuck that's more good if your in a day of romantic stuff leading to "love making" best bet is to sit on his lap facing him and basically cram your tongue down his throat and start undoing his pants, if he refuses at that point i might have some bad news for you (cant belive im helping some other guy get lucky)

Ah, fair enough. Why is that so surprising? Also, is that .gif you posted down below from FLCL? :D

Had to reply to this one cant any lower, you gotta wait for him to do whatever he does after work when hes sitting and comfy leave the room strip down to at most bra and panties walk back in and start going to town, its more effective when its not walk in to it, gotta wait till hes a bit comfy

You think starting him a bath and stuff would be to over the top? He likes baths but I'm not trying to be romantic. I just want to ride his cock. :p

I read the conversation and sorry to interrupt but have you tried basically raping him? i know its a common thing on this site to hear but the times i thought my ex wasent in the mood so i said screw it thats what worked for her. (then again i was basically always up for it pun intended)

Actually...that may work. He gets home from work in 4 hours. I shall be waiting on my knees for him when he walks in. Yay!

He's too conservative for that. I, however, have been strongly considering posting in NSFW. FJ seems to be mostly ass men, though, and I have no ass. Just ginormous tits and red hair. :p

You should post a picture that doesn't make you look constipated. You have the potential to be adorable. :D

Who??

You really remind me of my classmate...

pic related, it's him

i like your hair

Thanks. c:

Didn't I talk to you last night? ♥

Possibly. :o
Would you happen to mean on here?
Or on Omegle? :O

On here. Now I remember. You're the guy who I tried to troll but it didn't work. Nice to see ya back. :p

Hm? :o
Which troll were you?
(I get a lot of people trying to troll me...)

It was something lame. I commented on your thing about talking to some lady for 6 hours. How did that go, by the way. :)

Oh, it was great. c:
She was really nice. :)

That's good. Nice girls are becoming more and more rare these days. :p

Yeah, I know.. And so are nice guys. :o
Guys these days are mostly just self-centered assholes who think they deserve the best in a girl.

I'm not though. :3
And that's not me preaching that I'm great or anything, because I know I'm not.
I'm just not like other guys.

You certainly don't seem the type. You seem very genuinely kind. It's refreshing. :)

I certainly try to be the nicest I can. c:
But I'm only really nice to those who deserve it...
I mean, if someone's mean to me, I won't exactly be mean back, but I won't be as nice as I usually would be...

That's very much understandable. So, what's your name kind stranger? :)

My name's Dylan. c:
And what be yours, friend? :)

Nice to meet you, Dylan. :)

I'm Zoe. Like, "ZOEY" but spelled without the "Y". :p

That's quite the nice name you've got there, Zoe. c:
And it's nice to meet you :)
(Internet Meet You. :O)

i got your back with the guy above you buddy

2 and you'll be shocked? It's 5. You must be shitting your pants.

I AM! D:

Last time I put myself up here I was thumbed down like no fucking tomorrow! D:

You sorta remind me of myself after I don't shave for a while

Picture? :D

Wow maybe not. Sometimes I forget what I look like I guess. hahaha
Sorry bout the messy hair and bad lights. I'm tired as fuck

It's cool, bro. I am too :P
It's 2:14 am and my girlfriend's gonna be at my house in 4 hours :o
I should've been asleep like 5 hours ago :D

This is probably much better. My eye is very swollen as you can see

♥

...It's been up for 2 minutes.

Give it time, anon.

I figured it was gonna end up being a general consensus so I saved myself the red thumbs :P

The Taco Bell in my mall just closed. That was my life line. I'm going to die because all I ever ate were the quesadillas. Inb4 fat ass. I'm not fat I only weigh 92 pounds.

...is it good?

Well maybe I will get one soon.
Thank you for doing what you do. You must need to serve so many stoners haha

I can imagine, at least they don't get mad haha