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#37412 - tidaka (08/10/2012) [-]
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Watch this fucker get drunk with 10GB of mods on his skyrim
User avatar #37370 - Thefirstpedobear (08/10/2012) [-]
Dirty compliments thread, post your pictures <3
#37402 to #37370 - gmarrox (08/10/2012) [-]
This is me, seven years ago, minutes after an eye surgery. Good luck on that compliment.
User avatar #37403 to #37402 - Thefirstpedobear (08/10/2012) [-]
Nice lips :D
#37404 to #37403 - gmarrox (08/10/2012) [-]
Well played
User avatar #37353 - filipnocd (08/10/2012) [-]
I wish I was a squirrel. Everyday would be Parkour Day.
User avatar #37359 to #37353 - paradoxfag (08/10/2012) [-]
You can do parkour everyday as a human being also.
User avatar #37335 - sexyfoxtrots (08/10/2012) [-]
whos online? im willing to talk about anything?
User avatar #37406 to #37335 - gmarrox (08/10/2012) [-]
Is that a question?
User avatar #37330 - paradoxfag (08/10/2012) [-]
We got any musicians in here? If so;
>What instrument/s you play
>How long you've been playing for
>What type of music you play
>What experience (if any) you've had with performing for an audience
>What got you started

inb4 YOU PLAY SKIN FLUTE DON'T YOU. And, "This belongs in music", it belongs wherever the fuck I put it, thank you :)
User avatar #37541 to #37330 - anarchystocking (08/11/2012) [-]
>Flute, Piano, Bass Guitar
>7 years, 9 years, 3 years
>Whatever I feel like playing
>Recitals, concerts, marching shows/marching parades (band geek for life)
>Piano: My mom put me in it I think, Flute: It was a pretty and feminine instrument and I wanted to be in band, Bass guitar: the more obscure instrument in a band, plus I like the deep sound
User avatar #37544 to #37541 - paradoxfag (08/11/2012) [-]
Cool! (I'd love to join a band camp :P)

Flute is feminine!? :L I bought one two days ago, no one told me this!! Hahaha
User avatar #37545 to #37544 - anarchystocking (08/11/2012) [-]
I was 9 haha :)
User avatar #37547 to #37545 - paradoxfag (08/11/2012) [-]
And did you get into a band? :P
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User avatar #37543 to #37420 - paradoxfag (08/11/2012) [-]
Sweet, but that does suck about the lack of fellow mindsets! Were you a member of that band ya? :)

I learned drums from guitar hero.. :P
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User avatar #37364 to #37330 - theomcdwiggy (08/10/2012) [-]
>Guitar, Piano
>Piano: 12 years, Guitar: 5
>Rock, Classic Rock, Metal, Deathcore, Blues, Ska, etc.
>Just a little for piano, like recitals and shit
>Piano: My bestfriend's sister was the piano teacher and I got to hangout with him after lessons, Guitar: I thought it would be kickass.
User avatar #37372 to #37364 - paradoxfag (08/10/2012) [-]
Nice! And are you doing grades in piano?

Love the versatility :D

And IS it kickass? :P haha
User avatar #37411 to #37372 - theomcdwiggy (08/10/2012) [-]
Actually since I graduated high school I haven't done much with it, but I'll tend to look up tutorials on youtube. And yes it is very kickass. :3
#37340 to #37330 - toastfacekiller (08/10/2012) [-]
> Euphonium, clarinet
> 4 years, 1 year
> I have played in a quintet and a quartet at the New England Conservatory where we mostly played baroque and renaissance music. I have played in a few different larger bands and orchestras where we play a variety of music from classical pieces to music soundtracks.
> I usually perform in one or two solo recitals a year. I participate in 6 or 7 large band or orchestra recitals a year. And typically one small group recital a year.
> My town has a very heavily emphasized music program, and I was encouraged to try the euphonium after trying and failing at the trumpet for a few years
User avatar #37356 to #37340 - paradoxfag (08/10/2012) [-]
Oh my god Euphonium you sexy bastard. That sounds fantastic though!

How is your experience playing in an orchestra? What is the atmosphere generally like?
#37358 to #37356 - toastfacekiller (08/10/2012) [-]
Its kinda unfortunate because euphoniums are gods of the band but then bitches of the orchestra. I mainly pick up trombone or tuba parts because the majority of orchestra pieces i am slated to play have no euphonium parts.
By the way, what instrument do you play?
User avatar #37361 to #37358 - paradoxfag (08/10/2012) [-]
I see your predicament. This also frustrates me greatly. Hate when beautiful instruments are put to one side because they have a certain sound. It has to happen a lot of the time, but it still frustrates me :P I had a big paragraph written out to say what I've done, but I'll just do my own quiz instead :P

>Vocals, Recorder, Cajon (I play 4 percussion so I just round it to this), Guitar, Ukelele, Piano, Flute
>Properly, since about 3 years ago | 10 years ago, re-visited for 2 years, haven't played for 1 | 2 years | 18 months | 1 year | 2 years | BOUGHT YESTERDAY (Hahaha doesn't count as "playing" it but I fuckin love it so i'm mentioning it anyways :P)
>On vocals, I generally sing acoustic music (Pop Indie) or wherever my vocal chords will stretch. And well, I play whatever on the rest (lazy)
>Sang with a few choirs at shows, played recorder at a couple shows. Played around 50+ gigs. (including open mics)
>My self-loathing at not being able to play any instrument.

I know, I haven't been playing most of these very long. But I have Aspergers. And for those of you who don't know it, in this case all you need to know is that I can learn things at kind of an insane speed, though i'll be genuinely obsessive about it for months.

FUCK. This post is really long. I just love talking about music, even when it's just myself, so sorry...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVYgAAYFfqc <--Me playing guitar and singing. (Subscribe if you're a cool kid)
#37365 to #37361 - toastfacekiller (08/10/2012) [-]
damn dude, you do a lot. since you mentioned the recorder, do you happen to know about aldo abreu? i met him at a camp this summer, and hes insanely good at the recorder.
User avatar #37369 to #37365 - paradoxfag (08/10/2012) [-]
Haha, no sir I do not! I've never actually touched the internet when it came to recorder, so i'm in the dark about anything else out there :)

But seriously i'd love to hear that :O When people stereo-type ANY instrument as a kiddy's instrument it does anger me because it's an INSTRUMENT and there is no kiddy part about an instrument. If you get me? Haha. Well i'm sure this guy you're talking about would shut anyone up dissing the recorder :P
User avatar #37336 to #37330 - gmarrox (08/10/2012) [-]
>Guitar, Trumpet, Bass, Ocarina
>6, 6, 4, and 5 years, respectively
>Ska, punk, folk, jazz
>I was only backing vocals, but often I would be more active on stage than our singer.
>I don't have the damnedest idea. I just like music.
User avatar #37352 to #37336 - paradoxfag (08/10/2012) [-]
Sick! Any footage around? :)
User avatar #37355 to #37352 - gmarrox (08/10/2012) [-]
Not unless one of our very small bar gigs was recorded on a cell phone and uploaded to the nether reaches of youtube somewhere. Also we broke up a long time ago because 2 of us (myself included) had to move away. It was fun though because we got into bars at like 16 to play shows.
User avatar #37357 to #37355 - paradoxfag (08/10/2012) [-]
Sure sounds like a good laugh anyways :) Ever consider just recording a solo cover? I love to watch them haha :P
User avatar #37360 to #37357 - gmarrox (08/10/2012) [-]
I not too great at guitar to do any solo work. I mean when I'm in a band, it's mostly just chords and stuff with a small solo or two to fill up the song. I'm not really good enough to hold my own by myself, like those guys who can do like 10 minutes of pure soloing. But if I start/join a new band in college, I'll put some videos up.
User avatar #37362 to #37360 - paradoxfag (08/10/2012) [-]
Oh I get you! An instrumentalist :) Do you play any classical? That'd be worth uploading solo-wise!

And yes, you definitely should :D Videos are the BEST way to improve :D (Next to performing live)
User avatar #37363 to #37362 - gmarrox (08/10/2012) [-]
I play some classical on Trumpet but I much prefer jazz.
User avatar #37366 to #37363 - paradoxfag (08/10/2012) [-]
Oh great! My grandad actually is the trumpet player in the Cork City Jazz Band, so I've grown up hearing him play it a lot, and seriously it sounds immense!

And what is it you generally do when playing jazz, cover songs? Or play around a key? Or both :P
User avatar #37367 to #37366 - gmarrox (08/10/2012) [-]
I usually improvise to a backing track. Sometimes I'll do covers, but improv is where all the fun is at.
User avatar #37371 to #37367 - paradoxfag (08/10/2012) [-]
Yessss, that's what I love to hear :D I was going to ask have you ever considered busking with one of your instruments, but I can see how seperately, they would be quite impractical for public use :L
User avatar #37374 to #37371 - gmarrox (08/10/2012) [-]
I used to bum around malls and play my acoustic guitar to make money to go buy new equipment and games, but eventually I realized I was stealing business from the performers who were homeless so I got a job instead.
User avatar #37379 to #37374 - paradoxfag (08/10/2012) [-]
Hahahaha, that has to be the funniest thing i've heard in a while :L (Not in a bad way :P)

Personally though, I wouldn't let it get to me! In Cork City the whole place is packed with buskers regardless, so if some of them are homeless, well they have to work harder for their cash and that's just the way it is here :P
User avatar #37385 to #37379 - gmarrox (08/10/2012) [-]
I just felt bad because I can play guitar moderately well, whereas most of the homeless players just started and had no idea what they were doing so I got more business.
User avatar #37391 to #37385 - paradoxfag (08/10/2012) [-]
Oh haha I see. There's no real "bad" buskers here, the homeless guys are the most experienced and often best, so the rest of us don't feel bad competing :P
User avatar #37394 to #37391 - gmarrox (08/10/2012) [-]
One or two of the guys here are amazing. One guy can do Haydn's Trumpet Concerto from memory, but nobody plays near him 'cause he gets all the money :P
#37319 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
Birds has erectile dysfunction.
User avatar #37295 - battlefieldlover (08/10/2012) [-]
Can someone fucking tell me what these damn swords and apples are for?
User avatar #37279 - dbeerman (08/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #37281 to #37279 - giggz (08/10/2012) [-]
#37282 to #37281 - dbeerman (08/10/2012) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #37283 to #37282 - giggz (08/10/2012) [-]
I'm fine. And yourself?
User avatar #37284 to #37283 - dbeerman (08/10/2012) [-]
I'm alright.
User avatar #37285 to #37284 - giggz (08/10/2012) [-]
Good to know. Soo.. how's life?
User avatar #37286 to #37285 - dbeerman (08/10/2012) [-]
Lately, not so good. But, no complaints. How's your life?
User avatar #37287 to #37286 - giggz (08/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I see. Would you like to talk about it? And yeah, well, lets not go into that right now..
User avatar #37289 to #37287 - dbeerman (08/10/2012) [-]
Well, it's nothing major, just people being stupid.
User avatar #37290 to #37289 - giggz (08/10/2012) [-]
Alright, nothing to serious I hope.
User avatar #37278 - giggz (08/10/2012) [-]
I don't have an avatar profile picture. I want an avatar profile picture. Suggestions?
User avatar #37298 to #37278 - Psychotic (08/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #37300 to #37298 - giggz (08/10/2012) [-]
As much of a wonderful idea that is, got any others?
User avatar #37307 to #37300 - Psychotic (08/10/2012) [-]
A picture of your favorite video game/tv show/ movie character
#37274 - ventou ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
I'm GMT +2 whereas everyone else seems to be on a different time zone..feels baad :(
Who wants to talk with a Greek anyway? Pic unrelated
User avatar #37422 to #37274 - karotin (08/10/2012) [-]
i'm in gmt +2 too. : DD
User avatar #37423 to #37422 - ventou ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
So,we have something in common
let me love you
User avatar #37241 - massi (08/09/2012) [-]
Someone who like to take/discuss pictures(SLR)?
User avatar #37238 - szymonf (08/09/2012) [-]
-be canadian
-go cross border shopping deeper then i have ever been in july
-wear snow pants, canada goose winter coat and tuke
-don't shave for a month
-walk into mall
-say sorry,eh to everyone that walks bye
-pretend to call home to talk about dog sled
-bad steriotype story is bad
User avatar #37299 to #37238 - Psychotic (08/10/2012) [-]
I would try that across the mexican border, but i'd get shot.
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#37227 to #37201 - lassek (08/09/2012) [-]
I freaking love pie.
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User avatar #37253 to #37236 - lassek (08/09/2012) [-]
Why did you post it then, if you thought people would react that way?
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User avatar #37721 to #37718 - lassek (08/11/2012) [-]
Makes sense.. but if you really want friends, try socializing with them, instead of just posting a picture.
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#37216 to #37201 - anonymous (08/09/2012) [-]
I don't even know you.
User avatar #37169 - kazakami (08/09/2012) [-]
Okay, who stole my cupcake?
User avatar #37170 to #37169 - dennisc (08/09/2012) [-]
Items are site-wide everyone on fj is fighting every single item.
User avatar #37172 to #37170 - kazakami (08/09/2012) [-]
I know this.. ._. My attempt at a joke fails once again.
User avatar #37165 - checkemtrain (08/09/2012) [-]
Anyone know where I can ge a free version of minecraft?
User avatar #37142 - wakaflokoflame (08/09/2012) [-]
Sooo I've got a shit ton a cheese and coal.
where's the fun
User avatar #37144 to #37142 - Emers (08/09/2012) [-]
I just want to know why you have so much cheese and coal...

and why you are not sharing the cheese? D:
User avatar #37146 to #37144 - wakaflokoflame (08/09/2012) [-]
I really want to cut the cheese
User avatar #37147 to #37146 - Emers (08/09/2012) [-]
Then cut the cheese! Cut all the cheese!
User avatar #37166 to #37147 - dennisc (08/09/2012) [-]
Cheese! Cheese for everyone!
User avatar #37175 to #37166 - Emers (08/09/2012) [-]
Wait, you're not cheese man.
User avatar #37174 to #37166 - Emers (08/09/2012) [-]
What kind of cheese?? :D
#37178 to #37174 - dennisc (08/09/2012) [-]
Why, the celebratory cheese of course!
User avatar #37134 - desertcrusader (08/09/2012) [-]
does anybody else feel like they are learning more math from items than you learn in school?
User avatar #37132 - goofyholler (08/09/2012) [-]
Does anyone have the "Shhheeeeeeeeiiiittt" picture?
User avatar #37128 - iwanttousenumbers (08/09/2012) [-]
Anybody else feel that getting FJ items is like getting things from the money tree in neopets?
User avatar #37129 to #37128 - lassek (08/09/2012) [-]
All i know is that i need them...

#37117 - lassek (08/09/2012) [-]
I just got my first item, after failing like 10 times...   
I just got my first item, after failing like 10 times...

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