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User avatar #117520 - madmaninside (03/23/2015) [-]
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User avatar #117527 to #117520 - gmarrox (03/24/2015) [-]
That's a rather long list of things you'll never see on your side of the computer screen.
#117522 to #117520 - anonymous (03/24/2015) [-]
A WILD DICKSNEEZE APPEARS
User avatar #117521 to #117520 - logickid (03/23/2015) [-]
le spam
#117516 - logickid (03/23/2015) [-]
Wanting some shiet to wear, maybe a German parka, and a t-shirt that doesn't say "I'm a cunt/play too much videogames."
#117518 to #117517 - logickid (03/23/2015) [-]
fucking loved this show
#117509 - stoicnick (03/22/2015) [-]
So I went from never having had a grillfriend to getting one within a week.Wat weirdly surreal
User avatar #117514 to #117509 - gmarrox (03/22/2015) [-]
Within a week from what? Not having a girlfriend? Yep thats how time works.
User avatar #117515 to #117514 - spaceking (03/22/2015) [-]
He's a week old, duh.
#117508 - phanactssonjoe (03/22/2015) [-]
anyone want to come over?
#117507 - anonymous (03/22/2015) [-]
>we're just friends anon, he's like a brother to me
>we stopped talking, he told me he loved me
>why are you mad that I'm hanging out with him?
>yeah, we're dating, what's it to you?
User avatar #117551 to #117507 - gmarrox (03/29/2015) [-]
I recognize this sensation.
#117501 - xnosebleedx (03/21/2015) [-]
Had a crazy night and i wanna tell somebody. but first some backstory.    
   
dated a girl at my last job, moved in with each other after 11 month, 2 months in she started cheating on me, i didnt find out until i caught her 6 months later. she had been spending nights at his house and visiting him every day while i was working. 1 month after she left me, she got married to her sugar daddy who is 22 years older than she is. she is 23, he is 45.  im broken hearted. 10 months later im completely fine, hate that bitch now, but her sugar daddy husband's ex wife started following me on instagram. start talking to her over direct messaging. we get numbers, start talking regularly.    
   
Now, last night she asked me to have some drinks with her. drive to her house 42 miles away, she says i can spend the night if we get drunk. its weird i agree but if shes playing a revenge game i am down to clown. she is 36 years old, im 25. we go to the bar, talk about life, she has a poor english and strong spanish accent but understand each other just fine. we talk about how our exs marriage will fall apart because they are both idiots. we go back to her place, i open up a growler i filled with some good beer and share with her. she starts getting frisky. she asks me to dance. we are dancing in her living room drunk. she falls on top of me and knocks me over. starts kissing me, i kiss back. biting my neck and lips. starts pulling on my shirt so i take it off.    
   
now its getting intense. she starts kissing down my chest and stomach, unbuckles and pulls my pants down, starts sucking my dick like a champ. asks me if im having fun. im like oh yeah. continues to suck and kiss me, licks balls strokes shaft. says i want some fun now, grabs a bottle lube from fucking nowhere and lubes my dick up sticks my dick up her ass. riding me and yelling fuck me in my ass. she says lets go the bedroom, get on the bed and starts sucking my dick again. ass to mouth? what a champ. bends over  and tells me to fuck her good. pound on it on top of her daughters hello kitty pillow. Im too nervous, i dont come at all. we fuck until we both pass out. wake up, she makes me coffee, toast, eggs, and bacon. watch Fury on her tv. talk about how drunk we were last night. i go home, here now.    
   
now on my mind im thinking, she better not have given me anything cause i left my condom in the car, wasnt expecting to fuck. praying to vishnu that my dick is blessed. i wonder if she is gonna tell our exs about it.
Had a crazy night and i wanna tell somebody. but first some backstory.

dated a girl at my last job, moved in with each other after 11 month, 2 months in she started cheating on me, i didnt find out until i caught her 6 months later. she had been spending nights at his house and visiting him every day while i was working. 1 month after she left me, she got married to her sugar daddy who is 22 years older than she is. she is 23, he is 45. im broken hearted. 10 months later im completely fine, hate that bitch now, but her sugar daddy husband's ex wife started following me on instagram. start talking to her over direct messaging. we get numbers, start talking regularly.

Now, last night she asked me to have some drinks with her. drive to her house 42 miles away, she says i can spend the night if we get drunk. its weird i agree but if shes playing a revenge game i am down to clown. she is 36 years old, im 25. we go to the bar, talk about life, she has a poor english and strong spanish accent but understand each other just fine. we talk about how our exs marriage will fall apart because they are both idiots. we go back to her place, i open up a growler i filled with some good beer and share with her. she starts getting frisky. she asks me to dance. we are dancing in her living room drunk. she falls on top of me and knocks me over. starts kissing me, i kiss back. biting my neck and lips. starts pulling on my shirt so i take it off.

now its getting intense. she starts kissing down my chest and stomach, unbuckles and pulls my pants down, starts sucking my dick like a champ. asks me if im having fun. im like oh yeah. continues to suck and kiss me, licks balls strokes shaft. says i want some fun now, grabs a bottle lube from fucking nowhere and lubes my dick up sticks my dick up her ass. riding me and yelling fuck me in my ass. she says lets go the bedroom, get on the bed and starts sucking my dick again. ass to mouth? what a champ. bends over and tells me to fuck her good. pound on it on top of her daughters hello kitty pillow. Im too nervous, i dont come at all. we fuck until we both pass out. wake up, she makes me coffee, toast, eggs, and bacon. watch Fury on her tv. talk about how drunk we were last night. i go home, here now.

now on my mind im thinking, she better not have given me anything cause i left my condom in the car, wasnt expecting to fuck. praying to vishnu that my dick is blessed. i wonder if she is gonna tell our exs about it.
#117519 to #117501 - softdoritocat (03/23/2015) [-]
"i left my condom in the car, wasnt expecting to fuck."

dude wat, it was obvious since she started following you on instagram
#117510 to #117501 - stoicnick (03/22/2015) [-]
"ass to mouth"
User avatar #117503 to #117502 - xnosebleedx (03/21/2015) [-]
"Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth."

exactly what i thought of too.
User avatar #117504 to #117503 - scoopskipotatoes (03/21/2015) [-]
>Being able to quote Clerks 2.

Lol u da best
User avatar #117505 to #117504 - xnosebleedx (03/21/2015) [-]
i did not find pillow pants in that ass.

love those movies
User avatar #117506 to #117505 - scoopskipotatoes (03/21/2015) [-]
Well Pillowpants is a pussy troll you'd never find him in a butthole you filthy casual.
User avatar #117498 - okiedokie (03/21/2015) [-]
Are there any dealer bros in the valley in LA?
#117500 to #117498 - softdoritocat (03/21/2015) [-]
Are you 12?
User avatar #117495 - greatgranpapy (03/20/2015) [-]
Anyone else got the girls=Aryans and men=Jews extension? If so, post some funny highlights? I've got one right here.
'Sarkeesian was, in a lot of ways, the lighting of the fuse that finally exploded with Zoe Quinn. Together these Aryans represent everything that threatens these Jews - Aryans entering their space, being sexual but not sexual with them, forcing them to examine the seedy and anti-Aryan power fantasies that are playing out in too many games. The clubhouse has been invaded and it's getting redecorated and nobody asked them first.
User avatar #117489 - likerofbutts ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
Hey fj. I'm bored as fuck and none of my friends are online. What's up?
User avatar #117477 - MrKittyKat (03/19/2015) [-]
Eeeeh guys, i'm looking for a certain reaction image. It's like a dude in the back of a car, and he's got this sort of expression, sort of shocked but like a giant smile? Looks british,



(I am shite at describing)
#117488 to #117477 - likerofbutts ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
Yo
Yo
User avatar #117482 to #117477 - scoopskipotatoes (03/19/2015) [-]
You said shite are you Irish?
User avatar #117484 to #117482 - MrKittyKat (03/19/2015) [-]
No but all my friends are irish.

annoying fcks too.
User avatar #117485 to #117484 - scoopskipotatoes (03/19/2015) [-]
Actual irish or "my grandmother's cousin's uncle's sister-in-law's cat is irish so I guess I'm half irish" like all dem Muricans?
User avatar #117487 to #117485 - gmarrox (03/20/2015) [-]
I can drink more than you shut up
User avatar #117492 to #117487 - TheseChocodiles (03/20/2015) [-]
can you stop appropriating irish stereotypes because i find it offensive
User avatar #117493 to #117492 - gmarrox (03/20/2015) [-]
Can you stop using the word appropriate I find it has too many Ps.
User avatar #117497 to #117493 - TheseChocodiles (03/21/2015) [-]
can you stop
User avatar #117499 to #117497 - gmarrox (03/21/2015) [-]
Can you drop
#117513 to #117499 - anonymous (03/22/2015) [-]
can you roll
User avatar #117526 to #117513 - gmarrox (03/24/2015) [-]
Not on Shabbos
User avatar #117490 to #117487 - scoopskipotatoes (03/20/2015) [-]
That's neither here nor there.
User avatar #117529 to #117490 - gmarrox (03/24/2015) [-]
Cause ya know it shows me on my profile that you've been chillin on it.
User avatar #117528 to #117490 - gmarrox (03/24/2015) [-]
Just out of curiosity, is this comment the reason you blocked me?
User avatar #117475 - loomiss (03/19/2015) [-]
I am a YouTuber with 15.5k subscribers (nothing incredible I know)
My videos mainly consist of beatboxing on omegle/COD and recording people's funny reactions. I'm a pretty good beatboxer and have been doing it for some time. But as of late the YouTube scene is flooded with people beatboxing on Omegle and Cod, I need to think of some good video ideas (omegle/Cod or something similar to those) that I can use.
I need something that hasn't been really done too much yet, I really enjoy making YouTube videos and what not, but it's hard to be different with so many people.
If anyone has ideas it would be greatly appreciated, thank you for your time.
User avatar #117478 to #117475 - MrKittyKat (03/19/2015) [-]
Beatbox while you play cod, Start like composing songs to people over mic, like on the spot rap, see how people like that stuff.

(Also variety your games, don't go for the top notch games that everyone knows, you gotta find the quirky ones, people like anrgy rage too, that's hilarious, i mean i record myself sometimes playing Hotline Miami, and i can't help but giggle about how mad i get and the way i react)

Just..do waht you feel is best, in the end it's your channel and your choice, it's nice that you're open to ideas though, Ask your fanbase what they want.
User avatar #117474 - PFCMadness (03/19/2015) [-]
Just got into an argument with my "brother" because he's convinced that his life is in danger for being trans in Texas. I believe he's being overly paranoid.
#117479 to #117474 - MrKittyKat (03/19/2015) [-]
But in texas everyone is wrong.


From what i know, people are way too edgy these days this includes britain everyone here is nuts

Explain to him that people will kill you for anything nowadays, you could breath a nice compliment and their low iq brain will process it as some sort of insult and try to hurt ya for it.

So yes, He is being paranoid in that factor. Also isn't texas like OTT racist? I dont' think they are bothered much about gay/straight/bi/trans
User avatar #117472 - capinsquiggles (03/18/2015) [-]
Hey guys, my friend and I would appreciate some game suggestions to play on our youtube channel

www.youtube.com/user/KllassicGaming
User avatar #117473 to #117472 - bushingenna (03/19/2015) [-]
minecraft server play.mcffa.net


its pvp free for all
#117480 to #117473 - MrKittyKat (03/19/2015) [-]
NO ADVERTISING ADVERTISER
#117465 - phanactssonjoe (03/18/2015) [-]
anyone in illinois?
User avatar #117471 to #117465 - scoopskipotatoes (03/18/2015) [-]
No we're all from cali here.
User avatar #117512 to #117471 - stoicnick (03/22/2015) [-]
ye, cali rep real og nigga fo life
User avatar #117464 - thethirddoctor (03/18/2015) [-]
I just deleted my Facebook. Now what?
User avatar #117466 to #117464 - vwanyama (03/18/2015) [-]
Wait 3 or 4 days and realise you are an addict then re activate.
User avatar #117468 to #117466 - thethirddoctor (03/18/2015) [-]
But I don't wanna.
User avatar #117469 to #117468 - vwanyama (03/18/2015) [-]
That's what i did, i hope you are stronger than me x
User avatar #117470 to #117469 - thethirddoctor (03/18/2015) [-]
I guess I'll go back.. But it's fun to see if I can. I really just want to read books and draw, and focus on other things than pictures of people partying, lunch with family or cheesy quotes.

But I'm still on FJ though, so I guess I can never truly escape.
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User avatar #117458 - TheseChocodiles (03/17/2015) [-]
happy st patricks day no one
User avatar #117460 to #117458 - spaceking (03/18/2015) [-]
Are you calling me a nobody?
User avatar #117463 to #117460 - TheseChocodiles (03/18/2015) [-]
if I dont who will
#117461 to #117460 - spaceking (03/18/2015) [-]
Actually I already know the answer.
Actually I already know the answer.
User avatar #117454 - AnomynousUser ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/anita%20sarkeesian

Apparently the internet likes Anita Sarkeesian.
#117456 to #117454 - anonymous (03/17/2015) [-]
www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/aids

They like AIDS nearly as much as her.
User avatar #117446 - fukinitech (03/15/2015) [-]
Mount Pleasant, SC is such a great place in the summer atleast . its pretty much a party town by the beach its just so crazy.
User avatar #117455 to #117446 - Awesomenessniss (03/17/2015) [-]
'Mount Pleasant is such a great place'
looks at traffic
looks at zoning and growing commercialization and housing sprawl
40keks/10 would drive through on way to IOP again.
User avatar #117457 to #117455 - fukinitech (03/17/2015) [-]
if you're tryna party MP is the place to be at
User avatar #117459 to #117457 - gmarrox (03/17/2015) [-]
Sounds like a terrible place to live. Maybe a visit to party would be okay though.
User avatar #117436 - wydell (03/15/2015) [-]
I'm at a friends house bored cuz he passed out and I can't go home cuz I'm still pretty buzzed from drinking anyone wanna have a convo?
#117481 to #117436 - MrKittyKat (03/19/2015) [-]
I'm 4 days late is that ok?
I'm 4 days late is that ok?
User avatar #117491 to #117481 - wydell (03/20/2015) [-]
At least you replied and I'm thankful for that Mr.kitty
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