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#28364 - flingwing (07/08/2012) [-]
**flingwing rolled a random comment #21 posted by cinnamontoastmunch at Mother of ....... ** :
I don't have a sister or a girl cousin that lives anywhere near me
this is what i think of you all
#28475 to #28364 - bizzarenight (07/09/2012) [-]
**bizzarenight rolled a random comment #6913330 posted by royalwerewolf at FJ Pony Thread ** :
lol..
#28425 to #28364 - pottslande ONLINE (07/09/2012) [-]
**pottslande rolled a random comment #6912729 posted by wraththefurious at FJ Pony Thread ** :
you should cook a nice flaminyon, i always learnt that just the right herbs make it a mouth drooling experience.
what I think of this thread.
User avatar #28385 to #28364 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (07/08/2012) [-]
All of my wut.
#28407 to #28385 - flingwing (07/09/2012) [-]
**flingwing rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at dat face ** this is my what
**flingwing rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at dat face ** this is my what
#28372 to #28364 - N. Korean citizen (07/08/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at my rainbow dash pot ** NO U.
#28408 to #28372 - flingwing (07/09/2012) [-]
**flingwing rolled a random image posted in comment #95 at Oh, my dragon has arrived ** no YOU
#28365 to #28364 - N. Korean citizen (07/08/2012) [-]
#28362 - alwaysreadthetags (07/08/2012) [-]
**alwaysreadthetags rolled a random comment #2 posted by yonyon at Nigger Nigger Nigger ** :
User avatar #28346 - wierddude **User deleted account** (07/08/2012) [-]
poke-role-play.chatango.com/

My pokemon Roleplay, Rules are as follow:

Do not write out overly long paragraphs describing everything
Do not describe you character in full detail
Think of it as talking to your friends via Skype/MSN
If a battle does occur do it via private messaging unless people want to see it
Try to be nice
Stay true to your character
User avatar #28345 - xxbeastlyxx (07/08/2012) [-]
I recently found out I can't get hung over.

What are your special talents?
User avatar #28439 to #28345 - pottslande ONLINE (07/09/2012) [-]
I can down diet cokes and not get hyper. I get tired, in fact.

My dad seems to have passed on this ability to me. Or maybe we just drink too much caffiene.
User avatar #28440 to #28439 - xxbeastlyxx (07/09/2012) [-]
I've noticed that as well, you build a tolerance to it. Don't drink any caffine for about 2 weeks, then try it again.
User avatar #28442 to #28440 - pottslande ONLINE (07/09/2012) [-]
Believe me, I've tried that. Same results.

I don't mind. I mostly drink cokes for the fizzy carbonated goodness, not the energy boost.
#28437 to #28345 - N. Korean citizen (07/09/2012) [-]
1) Boyfriend downs entire bottle of vodka.
2) Only gets semi-buzzed.
3) Mating will commence.
User avatar #28416 to #28345 - haydn ONLINE (07/09/2012) [-]
Ah, I miss that. I've gone from no hangover whatsoever to 1-2 day long ones, sucks balls.
#28347 to #28345 - thisonlyhasletters (07/08/2012) [-]
lol, I used to be like that... unfortunately it doesn't last forever.
#28321 - Charliemanson (07/08/2012) [-]
77/m/Corcoran State Prison, California.
User avatar #28335 to #28321 - TheseChocodiles ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]
lol'd
#28319 - bunnibear **User deleted account** (07/08/2012) [-]
So, apparently on Monday there will be an internet black out in the US and the UK due to hackers in Astonia infecting PCs with the DNS Changer virus. This has been going on since 2007 and the FBI has been replacing corrupted servers with new ones but "According to the DNS Changer Working Group (DCWG), as of 11 June there are still 69,517 DNS Changer infections in the US and 19,589 in the UK."

Here's the link: blogs.avg.com/consumer/check-dns-changer-face-internet-blackout-monday/

What is the DNS Changer Malware: www.dcwg.org/

To check for malware on your PC: www.dcwg.org/?page_id=381

To fix it if you DO have malware: [url deleted]

Click those links if you want internet on Monday!!!

I'm not trying to scam anyone, promise. I just wanted to post this in case no one watched the news or got the memo...

Oh.. and pic related becuase I wanted to get your attention. <3
User avatar #28351 to #28319 - dukeofkenmore (07/08/2012) [-]
Where is Astonia?
User avatar #28352 to #28351 - bunnibear **User deleted account** (07/08/2012) [-]
.. I meant Estonia. Kiss my grits.
User avatar #28353 to #28352 - dukeofkenmore (07/08/2012) [-]
Is that like, somewhere in Africa?
User avatar #28354 to #28353 - dukeofkenmore (07/08/2012) [-]
Oh, wait. Africa's a country so that cant be it.
User avatar #28355 to #28354 - bunnibear **User deleted account** (07/08/2012) [-]
It's a continent....
User avatar #28357 to #28355 - dukeofkenmore (07/08/2012) [-]
You really need to learn your geography better
User avatar #28358 to #28357 - bunnibear **User deleted account** (07/08/2012) [-]
Awwee... You're "special" aren't you? ;P
User avatar #28359 to #28358 - dukeofkenmore (07/08/2012) [-]
Mother tells me that every day! You're so nice :)
User avatar #28360 to #28359 - bunnibear **User deleted account** (07/08/2012) [-]
^-^ I try.
#28361 to #28360 - thisonlyhasletters (07/08/2012) [-]
Someone is being trolled '-'
User avatar #28363 to #28361 - bunnibear **User deleted account** (07/08/2012) [-]
It's a really weak troll...
#28366 to #28363 - thisonlyhasletters (07/08/2012) [-]
It was a bit funny.
User avatar #28356 to #28355 - dukeofkenmore (07/08/2012) [-]
Ummmm.....I'm pretty sure it's a country...
User avatar #28427 to #28356 - pottslande ONLINE (07/09/2012) [-]
http: //www.you tube.com/watch?v= A8Q10g_Mov4
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User avatar #28338 to #28329 - bunnibear **User deleted account** (07/08/2012) [-]
I only missed one letter? Sorry for being one of the millions of internet users who suffer from retarded typos. It's cool though, if you want Y2K to kill your interwebs that is your prerogative.
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User avatar #28337 to #28329 - whyisthishappening (07/08/2012) [-]
Um, dude. I dont approve of this guy, but the malware shit is pretty legit. I saw it on the news the other day...
Maybe you should go to their site or read something on google. Just, check it out. Okay? Just trying to help.
#28318 - gavtank (07/08/2012) [-]
In need of a bump: Caption saying sheeet tyrone and a black guys car breaks down infront of a few kkk members
#28306 - weaverfever (07/08/2012) [-]
**weaverfever rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Bolin's fan **
#28301 - N. Korean citizen (07/08/2012) [-]
Click below for Murray vs Federer live watch
http://onlinesports-tv.com/tennis.htm



http://onlinesports-tv.com/tennis.htm


http://onlinesports-tv.com/tennis.htm



http://onlinesports-tv.com/tennis.htm

http://onlinesports-tv.com/tennis.htm
User avatar #28308 to #28301 - fukkendragonite (07/08/2012) [-]
Or just be british and watch in on TV.
#28307 to #28301 - weaverfever (07/08/2012) [-]
**weaverfever rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at stop it **
#28293 - edithdesmond (07/08/2012) [-]
**edithdesmond rolled a random image posted in comment #2267 at Oreo Hate **

Right guys and girls
Puzzle time...
If I have a cake
and I want to cut the cake into 8 pieces
But I can only do it with 3 slices/cuts of the knife
So how do I do it?
User avatar #28317 to #28293 - ZenMacros (07/08/2012) [-]
Cut twice in a plus sign shape. Then stack all four pieces on top of each other and cut through them all with one slice.
User avatar #28324 to #28317 - edithdesmond (07/08/2012) [-]
Correct, you clever devil
#28325 to #28324 - ZenMacros (07/08/2012) [-]
What do I win?
User avatar #28333 to #28325 - edithdesmond (07/08/2012) [-]
meaningless thumbs.
User avatar #28334 to #28333 - ZenMacros (07/08/2012) [-]
Yesssssssssssssssss. Just what I've always wanted!
User avatar #28305 to #28304 - edithdesmond (07/08/2012) [-]
Very clever thumb for you.
But can you do it so all slices are equal size?
#28309 to #28305 - thisonlyhasletters (07/08/2012) [-]
without moving them? no
but if you move them, then yes.
User avatar #28310 to #28309 - edithdesmond (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes you can move them in any physical plane.
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#28285 - jonebonez (07/08/2012) [-]
So, after seeing pretty much everything I could on FJ today, I decided to venture to 9gag.
...Where I ended up posting a comment on something.
And now I won't stop getting friend requests on facebook from people named Muhammad.

<MFW
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#28284 - invisofloor **User deleted account** (07/08/2012) [-]
I have a 1300 rating in chess.

How good are you guys at chess?
User avatar #28400 to #28284 - ninjajunkie (07/08/2012) [-]
I can get at least 2 kings every time. Sometimes 3.
#28424 to #28400 - invisofloor **User deleted account** (07/09/2012) [-]
That's checkers :D
User avatar #28342 to #28284 - xxbeastlyxx (07/08/2012) [-]
I suck.
#28343 to #28342 - invisofloor **User deleted account** (07/08/2012) [-]
:(
#28283 - gmarrox (07/08/2012) [-]
**gmarrox rolled user therealcoleus ** You're special in your own way and you should feel great today. No matter what life has keeping you down, you are human being, the most unlikely existence in all of the universe. You beat the odds of being born, so you can sure as hell beat anything life can throw at you.
#28280 - heylolwoot **User deleted account** (07/08/2012) [-]
Any Scotsman here that can tell me about the country of Scotsland? Awesome stuff, bad stuff, etc. (Better be cold because fuck hot weather)
User avatar #28314 to #28280 - keggut **User deleted account** (07/08/2012) [-]
I'm English but i go Scotland a lot.

It's full of fucking scene kids i tell ye'.
User avatar #28320 to #28314 - heylolwoot **User deleted account** (07/08/2012) [-]
What's it like besides the scene kids? Scenery, weather, etc.
User avatar #28297 to #28280 - aerialz (07/08/2012) [-]
Not scottish, but they have deep fried mars bars
User avatar #28315 to #28297 - keggut **User deleted account** (07/08/2012) [-]
They
are
AMAZING
User avatar #28281 to #28280 - heylolwoot **User deleted account** (07/08/2012) [-]
*Scotland
#28278 - ScottP (07/08/2012) [-]
Why am I still up at 3 in the morning?
#28252 - N. Korean citizen (07/08/2012) [-]
Nothin' like leftover take away to start the day.
User avatar #28243 - scoopus (07/08/2012) [-]
any houstonfags here?
User avatar #28295 to #28243 - newbiedoobiedoo (07/08/2012) [-]
Right here!

Well Stafford really
#28242 - N. Korean citizen (07/08/2012) [-]
This is me. Do your worst.
#28245 to #28242 - N. Korean citizen (07/08/2012) [-]
#28186 - N. Korean citizen (07/08/2012) [-]
So, I watched Funny Games earlier, the main bad guy broke the fourth wall by somehow knowing he's in a film. Not only that, he literally rewinded a scene with a remote control when things didn't go his way.
I mean, wat?
#28228 to #28186 - invasor ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]
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