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#59055 - NickRich (12/14/2012) [-]
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Me. Beta. annnnywho. Add me on skype: nick.rich1022 Bored. Just say you're from fj or I'll be confused.
User avatar #59108 to #59074 - ariscorp (12/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #59128 to #59108 - jari (12/14/2012) [-]
#59155 to #59128 - clockwise (12/14/2012) [-]
#59052 - contaminatedwin (12/14/2012) [-]
Having connections is awesome. I get to see the advanced screening of The Hobbit!!
#59051 - EdwardNigma (12/14/2012) [-]
The comments on this post are fascinating
But the 24 hour thing is up, so, lets start a thread here. Give your asshole stories. It'll be fun. Heres one of mine.

>8 years old or so
>Playing hide and seek with neighbor and my sister
>They are hiding and I am seeking the fuck out of them
>After a while, find them both hiding behind a speaker in a room, like a big ass speaker
>Have to tag them for it to count, they try to run out
>Neighbor fucking PUSHES the speaker, lands on my fucking FOOT.
>His father is just outside and heard it
>Comes in, sees me there freaking out
>Blames me for pushing the speaker, like i'd push it on my own foot
>Kid never apologises or takes the blame
>Lets his father crack all manner of shit at me for something he did that could have broken my foot
User avatar #59117 to #59051 - TheseChocodiles (12/14/2012) [-]
>14 at school
>that year me and 2 other friends spent our time trying to be complete dicks to eachother
>in school bag area, me and friend 1 push friend 2 over all the bags then run away
>friend 2 comes running after me, fucking pours water all over me
>I turn round with a strawberry milkshake in my hand
>friend 2 is like NO NO IM SORRY and pours water all over herself
>friend 2 tells me to get friend 1 by putting moisturizer cream all over him
>I do it, all over the back of his school blazer
>''friend 2 told me to do it''
>friend 1 takes off his blazer and WRAPS IT AROUND FRIEND 2s HEAD
>then cleans his blazer
>I'm dying with laughter at this point
>her head is greasy as fuck with the cream
>friend 2 after contemplating how to get him back is like ''im going to put moisturizer cream all over his blazer''
>she grabs the blazer, and just lets loose, emptys the whole bottle basically on this blazer
>friend 1 walks round the corner, wearing his blazer
>she did it to her own fucking blazer
>I'm on the ground now, crying

That was the best school lunch time ever.
#59120 to #59117 - EdwardNigma (12/14/2012) [-]
Does your friend have a fucking moisturizer cream fetish?
User avatar #59174 to #59120 - TheseChocodiles (12/15/2012) [-]
For some reason she would bring it into school.
#59061 to #59051 - zzonked (12/14/2012) [-]
>At home playing as spiderman and batman (in costume) with the next door neighbour kid   
>I better climb up this drain pipe, that's what spidermans do.   
>Start climbing   
>It falls off real fast   
>My dad hears, comes around to see what happens, sort of pissed off says "Who did this?"   
>"it was ghosts"   
>At home playing as spiderman and batman (in costume) with the next door neighbour kid
>I better climb up this drain pipe, that's what spidermans do.
>Start climbing
>It falls off real fast
>My dad hears, comes around to see what happens, sort of pissed off says "Who did this?"
>"it was ghosts"
User avatar #59053 to #59033 - contaminatedwin (12/14/2012) [-]
There is a pokemon board, but good try.
User avatar #59045 to #59033 - kabageguy (12/14/2012) [-]
Don't worry, you're good
User avatar #59003 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
**alexanderburns rolled user thatmrsexyguy ** What is your favourite board?
User avatar #59039 to #59003 - TheseChocodiles (12/14/2012) [-]

There are so many things I could say about this username, but I cant find the words.
#59151 to #58996 - sheepysquirrel (12/14/2012) [-]
I am totally not a 70's porn star.
#59119 to #58996 - whalewhalewhale **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#59071 to #58996 - anonmos ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
master of paint
#59073 to #59071 - anonmos ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
forgot to niggerify myself
#59056 to #58996 - OzzyFromHell (12/14/2012) [-]
im no artist....
#59050 to #58996 - zash (12/14/2012) [-]
This is really shitty. And I am a dude, have a shit load of hair.
User avatar #59040 to #59021 - TheseChocodiles (12/14/2012) [-]
yeeeoooo boobs
User avatar #59041 to #59040 - loveyameanish (12/14/2012) [-]
Yeah I kind of over did them a little, but fuck it.
User avatar #59043 to #59041 - TheseChocodiles (12/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #59044 to #59043 - loveyameanish (12/14/2012) [-]
T'is. Shit hurts yo.
#59019 to #58996 - contaminatedwin (12/14/2012) [-]
School uniform. I think its pretty good for about a minute with a track pad.
User avatar #59054 to #59019 - contaminatedwin (12/14/2012) [-]
I'm not bald, I just didn't want to draw my hair, because I can't draw my hair.
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User avatar #58989 - iamostrich (12/14/2012) [-]
Hey social, I have a story for you.
During my C++ class, me and some of my classmates were able to trick one of the other guys into going to LemonParty in the middle of class. It was all in good fun, and we suggested to him to download some RAM to his shitty mac at home.
User avatar #59007 to #58989 - mllerayael (12/14/2012) [-]
aaah i think all of us remember the moment we were tricked into going to that site or in my mates mums case when i set it as my mates background on his laptop as a laugh.....
User avatar #59038 to #59007 - iamostrich (12/14/2012) [-]
that is hilarious. props to you for creatvity
User avatar #59101 to #59038 - mllerayael (12/14/2012) [-]
why thank you :)
User avatar #58960 - kandeh (12/13/2012) [-]
Trying my hardest not to get things done.
#59010 to #58960 - mllerayael (12/14/2012) [-]
just stop whatever you are doing....................that is all
#59028 to #59010 - kandeh has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #58987 to #58960 - Timmietim ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
do stuff on a mac
User avatar #58980 to #58960 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Try using Internet Explorer.
User avatar #58970 to #58960 - thisisspartah (12/13/2012) [-]
your hardest requires work
the most ammount of work you can do
so your working hard to do no work
User avatar #58975 to #58970 - kandeh (12/13/2012) [-]
I think you might have accidentlied all over the place with that comment, sir.
User avatar #58978 to #58977 - kandeh (12/13/2012) [-]
s'okay, man. You did well.
User avatar #58961 to #58960 - epicosity (12/13/2012) [-]
Go do your work faggot >:
User avatar #58962 to #58961 - kandeh (12/13/2012) [-]
Can't. Too busy not being productive.
#58959 - CakemanRPG ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Hello social! how about a riddle?
Random board was using google to look up the answers so I decided to stop posting there

anyway here it is

Indiana Jones has stolen 3 large gems from an temple in the amazon. He is being chased by heavily armed natives and they will soon catch up to him. He reaches a rickety bridge that crosses a ravine. The sign beside it that says "Weight limit: 190 pounds." Indy himself is** 189 lbs** and each of the gems weigh .85 lbs. If he exceeded the bridges weight limit the bridge would collapse. The ravine is to wide to throw the gems across. He can't abandon the gems because he firmly believes that they belong in a museum. He cannot go back and find another route because the natives are hot on his tail.

In the end Indy made it across with all three gems. He cuts the bridge thus ensuring his escape. Now social for the tricky part: HOW DID HE MAKE IT ACROSS THE BRIDGE WITH ALL THREE GEMS WITHOUT THE BRIDGE COLLAPSING?
User avatar #58976 to #58959 - thisisspartah (12/13/2012) [-]
he ran across with all 3 gems breaking the bridge and ditching the natives
User avatar #58974 to #58959 - thephoenix (12/13/2012) [-]
juggle them?
#58982 to #58974 - CakemanRPG ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
#58985 to #58982 - zzonked (12/13/2012) [-]
The fuck is that the most logical answer
User avatar #58986 to #58985 - CakemanRPG ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Without improvising and discarding his tools, Indy distributed equivalant weight by juggling the gems so 2 were in the air, and one was in his hand; over and a over and over and over...Thus he made it across safely in one trip.
User avatar #59046 to #58986 - samxdaxman (12/14/2012) [-]
I like loveyameanish's answer better.
User avatar #58984 to #58982 - thephoenix (12/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #58973 to #58959 - loveyameanish (12/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #58967 to #58959 - samxdaxman (12/13/2012) [-]
go naked. or cut off his foot.
User avatar #58971 to #58967 - CakemanRPG ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Incorrect. He gets across with everything. If you can't figure out the answer by in 20 minutes I will give you the answer. He recieves no help. You won't like the answer but it is the most logical.
User avatar #58972 to #58971 - zzonked (12/13/2012) [-]
Surely the most logical would be to just drop some things of less value to have less weight? Like if the gems are so important, lose the satchel buddy.
User avatar #58983 to #58972 - CakemanRPG ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
see comment 58974
User avatar #58969 to #58967 - zzonked (12/13/2012) [-]
Or do a huge poop.
User avatar #58963 to #58959 - zzonked (12/13/2012) [-]
So he has no time to take them over one at a time? Can he toss them across?

I'd suggest he could leave his hat, but that would just be silly.
User avatar #58965 to #58963 - CakemanRPG ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
nope no time for one at a time
User avatar #58964 to #58963 - zzonked (12/13/2012) [-]
Okay I clearly can't read, a second go tells me he can't throw them.
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#58956 - JustForTheLulz has deleted their comment [-]
#58953 - dmanspeed (12/13/2012) [-]
Ask a guy who just found out that his 7 credit EMT class that he spent his entire last semester on just failed him out of the class for not getting 75% on the final anything.
Ask a guy who just found out that his 7 credit EMT class that he spent his entire last semester on just failed him out of the class for not getting 75% on the final anything.
User avatar #59057 to #58953 - OzzyFromHell (12/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #58958 to #58953 - zzonked (12/13/2012) [-]
What's the worst type of cheese?
User avatar #59058 to #58958 - dmanspeed (12/14/2012) [-]
dick cheese.
User avatar #58954 to #58953 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Why is it so damn hard to get an A rank in Sonic Adventure 2?
User avatar #58955 to #58954 - dmanspeed (12/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #58926 - crazycowhimself (12/13/2012) [-]
sup fj, got a problem
what should be on my wishing list for christmas and my birthday shortly after?
im a guy, 18 years (soon 19). i like old-school music, neat clothes, computer games, etc. normal not-so-douche-guy stuff.

I know, 1st world problem: i got so much stuff and shit, i don't know what to wish for..
User avatar #59026 to #58926 - mllerayael (12/14/2012) [-]
most things on iwantoneofthose.com?
User avatar #59022 to #58926 - contaminatedwin (12/14/2012) [-]
This is the only thing I'm asking for. You need to login to view this link
User avatar #58979 to #58926 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Go for short term things like some kind of chocolate or other junkfood that you rarely get/eat.

Toblerones are best.
User avatar #58951 to #58926 - loveyameanish (12/13/2012) [-]
I just asked for a new bottle of my favorite perfume because I'm running low, and a couple DVD's like the Dark Knight Rises and The Walking Dead.

Maybe something down that road?
User avatar #58948 to #58926 - zzonked (12/13/2012) [-]
Depends what you're interested in, I can tell you what I would like to be given but that doesn't have a whole lot of relevance if it's not what you like.
User avatar #59062 to #58948 - crazycowhimself (12/14/2012) [-]
if you're a boy at around my age then go ahead, I need inspiration
#58945 to #58926 - anonymous (12/13/2012) [-]
If you're a kid born with a golden spoon in your mouth... Why do you need anything more. Wish for something to give away to someone who need something
User avatar #58944 to #58926 - epicextreme ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
we all know that feel, i have everything i want but i still want the thrill of unwrapping and stuff i just think about what could go along with what ive already got, tv? hdmi cable. you have xbox/ps3, why not an awesome headset? lamp, new bulb? room walls look empty, get some frames n shit? got a car, all in with a new audio system
you may not want this stuff but i hope it gets you on the right track
User avatar #58914 - mllerayael (12/13/2012) [-]
had a very very bad day anything you guys an think of to cheer me up?
User avatar #58950 to #58949 - mllerayael (12/13/2012) [-]
just makes me want a smoke and unfortunately have to wait another two days for that lol thanx anyways :)
User avatar #58919 to #58914 - slantedvanity (12/13/2012) [-]
Hopefully this short youtube video will cheer you up. www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=6i6-5_tVgfA&NR=1
User avatar #58942 to #58919 - mllerayael (12/13/2012) [-]
lmao loved it thanx XD
User avatar #58952 to #58942 - slantedvanity (12/13/2012) [-]
No problem. Glad you enjoyed it.
User avatar #58918 to #58914 - smashingprodigy (12/13/2012) [-]
Have you seen CakemanRPG's post below?

It has kittens!
User avatar #58941 to #58918 - mllerayael (12/13/2012) [-]
yep they helped abit :)
#58909 - CakemanRPG ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]

My cat's (who is a giant whore) latest litter of kittens.
#58903 - lassek (12/13/2012) [-]
Rate my ears.
User avatar #59020 to #58903 - bennyandthejets (12/14/2012) [-]
I think you're a good looking guy. Don't worry about your ears, they're cute imo.
bi guy if you're wondering
User avatar #59075 to #59020 - lassek (12/14/2012) [-]
Thanks! People are usually friendly here, so i just wanted to get peoples opinion.
User avatar #59195 to #59075 - bennyandthejets (12/15/2012) [-]
No problem. People are usually pretty nice on FJ which is why I actually like coming on here.
User avatar #58946 to #58903 - zzonked (12/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #59076 to #58946 - lassek (12/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #58943 to #58903 - epicextreme ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
have you ever shook your head so hard, that you started flying?
User avatar #59077 to #58943 - lassek (12/14/2012) [-]
Actually happened earlier today... Shit's scary.
User avatar #58907 to #58903 - thephoenix (12/13/2012) [-]
rate how?
yeahp, they're a sure fire seven!
#58908 to #58907 - lassek (12/13/2012) [-]
I consider them quite big and noticeable....

And... say what?

(Penguins because my pc broke, and my reaction folder is empty)
User avatar #58911 to #58908 - thephoenix (12/13/2012) [-]
i've seen worse, not that bad tbh, you're probably just over conscious dude
User avatar #58912 to #58911 - lassek (12/13/2012) [-]
Sure.. sure.
User avatar #58913 to #58912 - thephoenix (12/13/2012) [-]
i'm talking to you through the internet, i have no idea who you are and i will probably never meet you, i could not give a single fuck if i hurt your feelings so why would i lie to you?
your problem is you're paranoid about your appearance and won't take compliments, stop beating yourself up.
User avatar #58916 to #58913 - lassek (12/13/2012) [-]
You're right about everything you've said.

And thanks for the answer.
User avatar #58878 - icanpaintyay (12/13/2012) [-]
dose anyone notice how photogenic the creeper is in jeepers creepers 2 during the buss scene? somebody post a picof that guy smiling. someone has to know what im talking about.
#58876 - kingantichrist (12/13/2012) [-]
Any one know if I got permanently banned or not?
User avatar #58889 to #58876 - johnnyfurious (12/13/2012) [-]
Yep, but there is still chance, change your IP via proxy, VPN, or the most easiest, and surprisingly good, Tor browser.
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