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#65145 - I Am Monkey (01/15/2013) [-]
>Random black girl texts me looking for "Shiv Shiv"   
>Clearly wrong number   
>Reply with nope.avi   
>Gets pissed and keeps keeps asking if I'm Shiv Shiv   
>Continually reply with nope gifs   
>The first time I've had real life application for my Nope Folder
>Random black girl texts me looking for "Shiv Shiv"
>Clearly wrong number
>Reply with nope.avi
>Gets pissed and keeps keeps asking if I'm Shiv Shiv
>Continually reply with nope gifs
>The first time I've had real life application for my Nope Folder
#65141 - contaminatedwin (01/15/2013) [-]
**contaminatedwin rolled user rumler **
**contaminatedwin rolled user rumler **
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#65146 to #65141 - rumler **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #65207 to #65146 - contaminatedwin (01/15/2013) [-]
**contaminatedwin rolled user duthar ** No.
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User avatar #65134 - ChronoBoost (01/15/2013) [-]
So I just turned 20 about a week ago, and apparently I am now an Uncle.
User avatar #65290 to #65134 - wickkles (01/16/2013) [-]
So did I bro. Turned 20 a little while ago, but I've been a uncle for about 2 years, and I'm the oldest...
User avatar #65103 - somedudeandahobo (01/15/2013) [-]
SOMEBODY FUCKING TALK TO ME!
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#65087 - xxsleepxx (01/15/2013) [-]
**xxsleepxx rolled a random image posted in comment #2543586 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** Whats with all the thumbs everyone is getting lately on frontpage pictures?
**xxsleepxx rolled a random image posted in comment #2543586 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** Whats with all the thumbs everyone is getting lately on frontpage pictures?
User avatar #65100 to #65087 - iwanttousenumbers (01/15/2013) [-]
You can change it by clicking 'sort' and then ' newest'
User avatar #65095 to #65087 - ljxjlos (01/15/2013) [-]
It´s not like People are getting more thumbs, it´s that the Comments with the most Thumbs are the first one you see after the Update. Or so it seems.
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User avatar #65065 - wox (01/14/2013) [-]
Ask a guy who has been strapped to a hospital bed for 60 hours straight anything

or you can decide not to
User avatar #65129 to #65065 - contaminatedwin (01/15/2013) [-]
What is the elemental symbol for plutonium?
User avatar #65132 to #65129 - wox (01/15/2013) [-]
Pu
User avatar #65091 to #65065 - samxdaxman (01/15/2013) [-]
if anyone could banana through speakers while flipping potato fish for 13 ties, who would eat faster?
User avatar #65092 to #65091 - wox (01/15/2013) [-]
samxdaxman
User avatar #65093 to #65092 - samxdaxman (01/15/2013) [-]
youve passed. welcome to the secret society.
User avatar #65096 to #65094 - samxdaxman (01/15/2013) [-]
dont tell anyone though, otherwise we'll chop your nuts off and feed them to the starving children in Africa.
User avatar #65101 to #65096 - iwanttousenumbers (01/15/2013) [-]
He told me
User avatar #65102 to #65101 - samxdaxman (01/15/2013) [-]
FUCK YOU WOX, YOU ASSHOLE.
#65083 to #65065 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [-]
Why were you strapped to said bed?
User avatar #65084 to #65083 - wox (01/14/2013) [-]
For being a little bitch
User avatar #65078 to #65065 - taila (01/14/2013) [-]
From when you got unstrapped, how long did it take till you could have a fap?
User avatar #65081 to #65078 - wox (01/14/2013) [-]
A while. I still have not fapped.
User avatar #65077 to #65065 - iwanttousenumbers (01/14/2013) [-]
What does wox mean?
User avatar #65080 to #65077 - wox (01/14/2013) [-]
wox is just something I came up with when I was 12 or 13 and needed a username for something online
User avatar #65085 to #65080 - iwanttousenumbers (01/15/2013) [-]
Fascinating
User avatar #65090 to #65085 - wox (01/15/2013) [-]
The most fascinating thing ever
User avatar #65069 to #65065 - hipsophobadon (01/14/2013) [-]
How many times did you play with yourself?
User avatar #65071 to #65069 - wox (01/14/2013) [-]
While being strapped to the bed? None, it was impossible.
User avatar #65067 to #65065 - hockeykicksass (01/14/2013) [-]
whats your favorite cereal?
User avatar #65068 to #65067 - wox (01/14/2013) [-]
Cruesli with nuts
User avatar #65058 - epicextreme (01/14/2013) [-]
is anyone else noticing the ammount of thumbed up comments on the front page posts?
User avatar #65073 to #65058 - codyxvasco (01/14/2013) [-]
He just made the settings highest rated for everyone, you can change it back.

It's nothing new, highest rated has always been an option.
User avatar #65059 to #65058 - kabageguy (01/14/2013) [-]
I think adm!n has made it so that the more thumbs a comment has the closer it is to the top of the comments. Kinda like youtubes top comments
#65130 to #65059 - contaminatedwin (01/15/2013) [-]
Has no one known about the option to got to highest rated or newest? Seriously, I've been for for a lot less time then most people here and I've been using it since the beginning.
User avatar #65131 to #65130 - kabageguy (01/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, I noticed it after commenting this
User avatar #65057 - epicextreme (01/14/2013) [-]
university of cumbria, brampton road, i go there and it is simply the best
User avatar #65060 to #65057 - ljxjlos (01/14/2013) [-]
I think you wanted to post this on akg ´s comment, one below, didn´t you?:D
User avatar #65148 to #65060 - akg **User deleted account** (01/15/2013) [-]
I see it, thanks :)
User avatar #65062 to #65061 - ljxjlos (01/14/2013) [-]
Tell me, why is that gif so funny. I mean, it isn´t, but my mind doesn´t get that it isn´t funny and my mouth makes blubbery noises while I can´t decide if I should stare at it unamused or laugh like an Idiot.
User avatar #65063 to #65062 - epicextreme (01/14/2013) [-]
i have the same problem with it haha
User avatar #65054 - akg **User deleted account** (01/14/2013) [-]
Hey everyone, I want to study in the UK. I need an upper-middle-level, yet chill uni. Any tips?
#65051 - Metallicock (01/14/2013) [-]
So I basically got in trouble with my parents for not having a girlfriend.
Whats up with you guys?
User avatar #65056 to #65051 - sheepysquirrel (01/14/2013) [-]
My family and everyone I know is utterly convinced I'm gay.
User avatar #65055 to #65051 - ljxjlos (01/14/2013) [-]
My Mom wants me to dump my Girlfriend. Well, everybody wants that. Even me and my Girlfriend, but we seem to be too awkward to end it. I really have to get my Shit together...
User avatar #65053 to #65051 - kutiecakesx (01/14/2013) [-]
aww :) x

my mom keeps telling me to stop seeing my boyfriend because were always having sex and she doesnt want me pregnant lol
#65052 to #65051 - loveyameanish (01/14/2013) [-]
That's a weird one. Usually it's the opposite, specially with mommas. No woman is ever good enough for their little men.
That's a weird one. Usually it's the opposite, specially with mommas. No woman is ever good enough for their little men.
#65045 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
>Watching porn for the story because I do that when I get bored enough
>Some bitch is getting a massage and has to keep her eyes closed or something
>Halfway into the massage, some dude walks RIGHT up to her face with his dick out
>The dick is fake
>Shit blows a giant fucking load and the chick goes apeshit
>Meanwhile the guy is like "OH YEAHHHHHH" like the fucking Kool-Aid guy
>Mfw
#65044 - taila (01/14/2013) [-]
Deciding to check out some more boards here.    
   
Hi I'm Tyler, nice to meet you all.
Deciding to check out some more boards here.

Hi I'm Tyler, nice to meet you all.
#65050 to #65044 - loveyameanish (01/14/2013) [-]
Hey Tyler!
Hey Tyler!
User avatar #65030 - spacedeputy (01/14/2013) [-]
does anyone on live in the new york area and hate it? cuz if so we should be friends
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User avatar #65005 to #65002 - danrmanalt (01/14/2013) [-]
Ur ghey bro
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User avatar #64991 - foaly (01/14/2013) [-]
Not trying to sound lonely but, who wants to be my friend?
User avatar #65074 to #64991 - codyxvasco (01/14/2013) [-]
Me!!!!!!!
#65029 to #64991 - sheepysquirrel (01/14/2013) [-]
I'll be your friend.
I'll be your friend.
#65006 to #64991 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [-]
Uncle Anon is everyone's friend!

everyone's~!


everyone's~!


...everyone's~
#64994 to #64991 - birdss (01/14/2013) [-]
No thanks, you can stay lonely.
No thanks, you can stay lonely.
User avatar #64996 to #64994 - loveyameanish (01/14/2013) [-]
Don't mind him, Foaly, he's just shy. He loves you really.
#64997 to #64996 - birdss (01/14/2013) [-]
wut.
wut.
#64998 to #64997 - loveyameanish (01/14/2013) [-]
U KNO ITS TRU BBE :)
#65000 to #64999 - loveyameanish (01/14/2013) [-]
YOUR WORDS ARE LIKE KNIVES.
YOUR WORDS ARE LIKE KNIVES.
#65007 to #65003 - loveyameanish (01/14/2013) [-]
That comment was orgasmic.
#65012 to #65007 - birdss (01/14/2013) [-]
Was it...?
User avatar #65042 to #65013 - anonmos (01/14/2013) [-]
I will slowly murder everything you love.
#65046 to #65042 - loveyameanish (01/14/2013) [-]
Love youuu :)
Love youuu :)
#65014 to #65013 - birdss (01/14/2013) [-]
Huehue, I thought it was sex.
#65048 to #65017 - ariscorp (01/14/2013) [-]
mfw you have that saved, pre-haircut ariscorp.
#65049 to #65048 - loveyameanish (01/14/2013) [-]
Oui oui.
Oui oui.
#65019 to #65017 - birdss (01/14/2013) [-]
Leave me alone, Now i'll get nightmares.
#65022 to #65021 - birdss (01/14/2013) [-]
IS IT THOUGH?!
#65024 to #65023 - birdss (01/14/2013) [-]
FOK U WONT HAPPEN, IVE GOT SPARKLING VAMPIRE POWERS.
#65011 to #65004 - loveyameanish (01/14/2013) [-]
WHATCHU SAY ABOUT ME?!
WHATCHU SAY ABOUT ME?!
#64982 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [-]
Girl keeps texting me thinking that I am texting her boyfriend when I'm really a guy but she is being a stubborn bitch so here is her phone number. Do what the fuck you want with it.

502-7213
User avatar #65040 to #64982 - smashingprodigy (01/14/2013) [-]
You are more full of shit than diarrhea.
#65031 to #64982 - contaminatedwin (01/14/2013) [-]
What about the area code, genius? Not everyone lives where you live.
#64989 to #64982 - birdss (01/14/2013) [-]
Why don't you just kill yourself.
Why don't you just kill yourself.
User avatar #64970 - alphabethsoop (01/13/2013) [-]
Does anyone know if you can send liquid cough syrup in the mail to different countries? I can't seem to find an answer anywhere on the mail websites.
User avatar #64975 to #64970 - epicextreme (01/13/2013) [-]
probably not, i didnt even get a can of coke on a plane which i bought at the airport, i doubt even useful drugs will make it through customs, airports are strict with liquids

User avatar #64972 to #64970 - smashingprodigy (01/13/2013) [-]
Why not try calling the closest post office? They'll answer your question.
#64952 - envinite ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Is anyone here use facebook? I'm just really tired looking at pics constantly and talk with FJers I never know their identity.

FJ chat sucks too
User avatar #64959 to #64952 - ljxjlos (01/13/2013) [-]
I´ve seen many People having their FB-Link on their side.
User avatar #64954 to #64952 - birdss (01/13/2013) [-]
There are several FJ chats...
User avatar #64928 - cleverguy (01/13/2013) [-]
hey party people
User avatar #64931 to #64930 - cleverguy (01/13/2013) [-]
i must say i was not entirely expecting that
#64933 to #64931 - sheepysquirrel (01/13/2013) [-]
Were you expecting...THIS?!!?!?!
Were you expecting...THIS?!!?!?!
User avatar #64934 to #64933 - cleverguy (01/13/2013) [-]
can't say that i was, good sir
#64935 to #64934 - sheepysquirrel (01/13/2013) [-]
ijustwantedtoposthis
#65032 to #64935 - contaminatedwin (01/14/2013) [-]
I haven't seen YOU in a while!
#65034 to #65032 - sheepysquirrel (01/14/2013) [-]
You must not have been searching for me.
You must not have been searching for me.
#65036 to #65034 - contaminatedwin (01/14/2013) [-]
Every now and then.
#65037 to #65036 - sheepysquirrel (01/14/2013) [-]
Ooooookkk...
Ooooookkk...
#65038 to #65037 - contaminatedwin (01/14/2013) [-]
That was one of the most pointless conversations I have ever had.
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