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#59280 - kampi (12/15/2012) [-]
**kampi rolled user thatkoolbronykid **
User avatar #59262 - hadrian ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
I posted what I needed to say about the shooting over on the politics board.

Now I can say that I just got home from the movies where I saw the first installment of The Hobbit, and I can confidently say: if you're going to gripe about it being in three parts so Jackson can make money... shut the fuck up. It was awesome, and he clearly learned a lesson from his fans after LotR. He is definitely doing the story justice this time.
User avatar #59276 to #59262 - contaminatedwin (12/15/2012) [-]
Definitely. If the whole thing was in one movie, they would have had to cut out so much of it.
User avatar #59254 - kabageguy ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
So I just heard about the shooting in Connecticut about an hour ago, and normally shootings don't really give me any interest, but it gave me a feel.
20 fucking elementary school kids.
User avatar #59278 to #59254 - jari (12/15/2012) [-]
Never gave a fuck, never gonna give a fuck.
User avatar #59247 - fredthemilkman (12/15/2012) [-]
What happened to Examplechanology?
User avatar #59249 to #59247 - Timmietim ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
who cares.
User avatar #59250 to #59249 - fredthemilkman (12/15/2012) [-]
Ehh I left funnyjunk for like a month a while ago.
That was when Examplechanology was still here.
Now apparently he's been replaced by some fag named phanact
User avatar #59251 to #59250 - Timmietim ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
They were/are both fags.
User avatar #59252 to #59251 - fredthemilkman (12/15/2012) [-]
Everybody on Funnyjunk is a fag.
No offense.
User avatar #59253 to #59252 - Timmietim ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #59239 - lospussy (12/15/2012) [-]
Should I be concerned if I keep having these dreams where I'm in my bed and trying to wake up and then when I open my door to get out I end up back on my bed and attempt to wake up again. It feels like a dream within a dream within a dream and sometimes they go 5 or more layers deep.
User avatar #59305 to #59239 - mllerayael (12/15/2012) [-]
probably means you feel like your going no where in life and sometimes get the impression your running around for people just to end up back at the beginning, that what freud would probably say personally i say that dreams can be fucked up oh well
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User avatar #59220 - samxdaxman (12/15/2012) [-]
so social, assuming we knew the world was gonna end in a week and there was nothing we could do about it, what would you guys do in your last week alive?
User avatar #59464 to #59220 - popperz (12/15/2012) [-]
Finals and I have a flight on the 21st. Yay.

User avatar #59533 to #59464 - samxdaxman (12/16/2012) [-]
Say you didn't do it because the world might have ended. Haha sucks, we have a half day. Gives us more time to loot everyone's house.
User avatar #59388 to #59220 - gmarrox (12/15/2012) [-]
Still not get laid.
User avatar #59534 to #59388 - samxdaxman (12/16/2012) [-]
I think I'll know that feel.
User avatar #59306 to #59220 - mllerayael (12/15/2012) [-]
i would kill my mother so i could spend the last week with my family and my best friend getting high and partying so much we all pass out and die in blissful ignorance :)
User avatar #59270 to #59220 - thisisspartah ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
waste it like the rest of my life
User avatar #59248 to #59220 - loveyameanish (12/15/2012) [-]
I wouldn't really care about going wild. I'd just want as much time with my family and boyfriend as I could possibly get.
User avatar #59258 to #59248 - samxdaxman (12/15/2012) [-]
true. like i said, i just wanna be with friends when i die. sitting on a roof watching people die with some friends would be fucking awesome.
User avatar #59238 to #59220 - kabageguy ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
Try pot, spend time with the family.
Possibly both at the same time depending on time
User avatar #59240 to #59238 - samxdaxman (12/15/2012) [-]
i actually dont even know what id do. like i thought about it and i dont really wanna try any drugs except weed(even though ive never done it before) because if i survive, i dont wanna be addicted. so i think id just be sitting on my house with a friend or two, sipping a beer and watching everyone die. i cant think of many better ways to go.
User avatar #59241 to #59240 - kabageguy ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'd probably do a bunch of calming stuff, look at old pictures and shit like that. Meditate.
User avatar #59242 to #59241 - samxdaxman (12/15/2012) [-]
true. i just wanna be with the people i like when i die. i dont wanna die alone of all things.
User avatar #59243 to #59242 - kabageguy ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
I'd probably travel around a bit, maybe go see Canada or something with my family, I've never been there.
User avatar #59244 to #59243 - samxdaxman (12/15/2012) [-]
id stock up on supplies in the rare chance i survive.
User avatar #59245 to #59244 - kabageguy ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
I would stock up on twinkies
IF I HAD ANY!
User avatar #59255 to #59245 - samxdaxman (12/15/2012) [-]
FUCKING HOSTESS.
User avatar #59256 to #59255 - kabageguy ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
Wait, I think I remember hearing that Canada still has twinkies
User avatar #59259 to #59256 - samxdaxman (12/15/2012) [-]
FUCK IT, MOVING TO CANADA.
User avatar #59260 to #59259 - kabageguy ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
THEY HAVE MILK IN BAGS! :D
User avatar #59261 to #59260 - samxdaxman (12/15/2012) [-]
FUCK MAN, ITS BAGGED MILK. THATS BAD-FUCKING-ASS
User avatar #59264 to #59261 - kabageguy ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
AND POOTEAN!
User avatar #59267 to #59264 - samxdaxman (12/15/2012) [-]
AND MOOSE AND MAPLE SYRUP AND FUCK.
User avatar #59271 to #59267 - kabageguy ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
I LOVE FUCK
User avatar #59296 to #59271 - samxdaxman (12/15/2012) [-]
one of my favorite quotes is : "i want fuck"-merl
User avatar #59226 to #59220 - TheseChocodiles (12/15/2012) [-]
Have sex.
Try meth or something.
Be drunk with family and friends.
I'd say the world would just be having a constant party, I can't plan things, I'd go out and see what happens.
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User avatar #59229 to #59226 - samxdaxman (12/15/2012) [-]
thats what a lot of people would be doing. id try a fuckload of drugs at once and see what happens.
User avatar #59223 to #59220 - Timmietim ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
try to get apocalypse sex
User avatar #59224 to #59223 - samxdaxman (12/15/2012) [-]
well duh, wont we all? thats obvious.
User avatar #59225 to #59224 - Timmietim ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
spend all money on fun stuff i guess..
User avatar #59227 to #59225 - samxdaxman (12/15/2012) [-]
like what? drugs, games, other stuff?
User avatar #59228 to #59227 - Timmietim ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
Probably both at same time or go visit far away country
User avatar #59230 to #59228 - samxdaxman (12/15/2012) [-]
thats a good plan.
User avatar #59231 to #59230 - Timmietim ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
imagine, orgies everywhere
User avatar #59232 to #59231 - samxdaxman (12/15/2012) [-]
itd be orgies, druggies, and dead people. sometimes all at once. a drugged dead person orgy.
#59217 - anonymous (12/15/2012) [-]
is it bad that i get turned off when a guy i date tells me hes a virgin? :/
but i also feel bad after cos im not a virgin and im still quite young :(
User avatar #59307 to #59217 - mllerayael (12/15/2012) [-]
na everyone has a type its not as shallow as you would think you dont choose exactly what you're attracted to
althugh you should try and think of it this way: he hasn't got ay bad habit you can teach him whatever you like, virgins aint always a bad thing ;)
User avatar #59294 to #59217 - birdss (12/15/2012) [-]
Weirdo, let me put my finger up your nose and tickle your brain.
User avatar #59219 to #59217 - TheseChocodiles (12/15/2012) [-]
How old are you?
Feel bad it's shallow.
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User avatar #59308 to #59210 - mllerayael (12/15/2012) [-]
hello :)
User avatar #59202 - thisisspartah ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
does anybody know a website i can post poetry?
User avatar #59389 to #59202 - gmarrox (12/15/2012) [-]
Just keep posting it here, bro/sis. I always enjoy a good poem.
User avatar #59309 to #59202 - mllerayael (12/15/2012) [-]
You need to login to view this link is a pretty good site i used to use it all about exchanging criticism so you can see what kind of writing people like and get your stuff proof read for free :)
#59205 to #59202 - anonymous (12/15/2012) [-]
Post it here and show us your skills bruh
User avatar #59206 to #59205 - thisisspartah ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
a day goes into a night, a night goes into a day, all of this time, just waisting away.
a tear on my left, a tear on my right, is how im going to spend tonight .
thinking of the future, thinking of the past, to realize even to myself, i have come last.
when i moved, a year ago, i had hopes and dreams, about the coast.
then i moved, with not 1 here, hoped to get some, in the comming year.
then i did, but they didnt want me, so i ended up walking alone, next to the sea.
the future will come and who will be there, but a peanut butter sandwich, and a nobody who cares.
User avatar #59207 to #59206 - thisisspartah ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
nobody to love me, nobody to care.
A lonely depression, flows into tears.
nobody's here, nobody's there,
nobody, is who i fear .
i scream i shout 'what is life all about!'
i try, then cry just wondering why, WHY,
does nobody seem alive.
User avatar #59209 to #59207 - thisisspartah ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
i know it has bad grammer and all that,
just some shit i wrote when i couldnt sleep.
#59170 - gmarrox (12/15/2012) [-]
Guys, my girlfriend left me for a bisexual vegan and I think I just failed my Calculus final.     
   
How's everyone else's night?
Guys, my girlfriend left me for a bisexual vegan and I think I just failed my Calculus final.

How's everyone else's night?
User avatar #59214 to #59170 - TheseChocodiles (12/15/2012) [-]
Don't worry about it, everybody you know will be dead one day, including you.
#59189 to #59170 - loveyameanish (12/15/2012) [-]
You still have me.   
   
   
   
   
   
   
I'm so sorry.
You still have me.






I'm so sorry.
User avatar #59191 to #59189 - gmarrox (12/15/2012) [-]
Ashley, you are a wonderful friend. But, I can't exactly date you, for like a million different, valid reasons.
#59196 to #59191 - loveyameanish (12/15/2012) [-]
I meant as a friend, you almightiest of sillyninnies.
I meant as a friend, you almightiest of sillyninnies.
User avatar #59198 to #59196 - gmarrox (12/15/2012) [-]
I know, which is why my problem remains unresolved.
#59200 to #59198 - loveyameanish (12/15/2012) [-]
Just because I'm not gobbling your D doesn't mean I can't cheer you up.
Just because I'm not gobbling your D doesn't mean I can't cheer you up.
User avatar #59222 to #59200 - gmarrox (12/15/2012) [-]
Says you.
User avatar #59233 to #59222 - loveyameanish (12/15/2012) [-]
Gee, thanks.
#59235 to #59234 - loveyameanish (12/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #59185 to #59170 - ljxjlos (12/15/2012) [-]
Bisexual Vegan. Let me Guess, Scenekid?
User avatar #59187 to #59185 - gmarrox (12/15/2012) [-]
Nah. Black british muslim hipster kid.
User avatar #59221 to #59187 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
How is that even possible?
User avatar #59190 to #59187 - ljxjlos (12/15/2012) [-]
Ah, okay, sorry, everytime I hear vegan and bi I have to think of Scene Kids. Sorry to hear that.
User avatar #59192 to #59190 - gmarrox (12/15/2012) [-]
S'all good. Pretty depressed now, but I'll live.
User avatar #59272 to #59167 - thisisspartah ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
**thisisspartah rolls 2** will aliens from nibiru visit on the 21st?
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User avatar #59173 to #59167 - kabageguy ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
**kabageguy rolls 1** Will the answer to this question be no?
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User avatar #59171 to #59167 - mothafuckingbatman (12/15/2012) [-]
**mothafuckingbatman rolls 5** is the meaning of life, universe and everything really 42?
User avatar #59168 to #59167 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
**alexanderburns rolls 2** Will I lose my virginity next year?
User avatar #59169 to #59168 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
Didn't think so...
#59165 - yeahvinyl (12/14/2012) [-]
Hi C:
Hi C:
User avatar #59160 - smashingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
What are some funny and interesting Youtube videos I can download? I will be going on 12 hour trip in a few days and I need something to keep me entertained when I'm not sleeping.
User avatar #59161 to #59160 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
I have the perfect video!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9Uz1icjwrM
User avatar #59162 to #59161 - smashingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
I knew this was coming.

It's on the list! Thanks! :D
User avatar #59163 to #59162 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
You finally have an opportunity to listen to it all the way through.

Don't fuck this up for us.
User avatar #59164 to #59163 - smashingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
I'll listen to it through sleep, through rain or snow, through the apocalypse.
User avatar #59157 - anonmos (12/14/2012) [-]
tinychat.com/fj1

Drag your bitch asses to chat with me and dusters.
#59126 - dingdongsingsong (12/14/2012) [-]
haaay , how iz u bby gurlzz ?
haaay , how iz u bby gurlzz ?
User avatar #59140 to #59126 - smashingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
WEEEEEOOOOOOEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEOOOOOOO
#59142 to #59140 - dingdongsingsong (12/14/2012) [-]
WEEEEOOOOOEEEEEOOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOOEOEOEO
WEEEEOOOOOEEEEEOOOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOOOEOEOEO
#59143 to #59142 - smashingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
HEEEHEEHOOOTEEHEEEHEE
HEEEHEEHOOOTEEHEEEHEE
#59145 to #59143 - dingdongsingsong (12/14/2012) [-]
i can do this all day
i can do this all day
#59146 to #59145 - smashingprodigy (12/14/2012) [-]
I can party forever!
I can party forever!
User avatar #59133 to #59126 - dreadedfate (12/14/2012) [-]
I bet this is working out just as you had planned.
User avatar #59148 to #59133 - anonmos (12/14/2012) [-]
Curious nosy bitch reporting in.

What is supposed work out here?
User avatar #59149 to #59148 - dreadedfate (12/14/2012) [-]
She was s'posed to come here because boredom.
I remember you from a while ago I think.
#59134 to #59133 - dingdongsingsong (12/14/2012) [-]
IT TAKES TIME, K ?
IT TAKES TIME, K ?
User avatar #59130 to #59126 - notmutzaki (12/14/2012) [-]
Hah, guess you didn't have any luck here either.
User avatar #59131 to #59130 - dingdongsingsong (12/14/2012) [-]
it takes time and patience here , thats what you have to do to talk to nice people .unlike a certain board
User avatar #59135 to #59131 - Timmietim ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
well fuck your shit too then
#59136 to #59135 - dingdongsingsong (12/14/2012) [-]
noo , not you , i like you
noo , not you , i like you
User avatar #59137 to #59136 - Timmietim ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
And i'm gone.. woosh
#59138 to #59137 - dingdongsingsong (12/14/2012) [-]
well fuck you too .
well fuck you too .
User avatar #59141 to #59138 - Timmietim ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
acsualy playin vidyagaem
#59088 - LinkinParkFan (12/14/2012) [-]
I am not on /soc/ much at all, in fact it's my first time. I was wondering if i could post my website here in the comments? I notice people who do the same on content and get thumbed down. I kinda want my website to expand a bit, also they're are no viruses since it's a Webs website. Just wondering if it's ok and if it's not could you nice people send me to a place that would help expand my website. (Still fairly new to it) But if it's ok could i? Here is the website You need to login to view this link
#59121 to #59088 - kaarvaag (12/14/2012) [-]
I didn't get to reply before you changed the background. Could I have the LoZ background you used before?
In return you get this, and some more if youd like when I get home in an hour or so
#59132 to #59121 - LinkinParkFan (12/14/2012) [-]
Here you go :)
#59166 to #59132 - kaarvaag (12/14/2012) [-]
Thank you,kind sir!
Thank you,kind sir!
User avatar #59103 to #59088 - johnjohnso (12/14/2012) [-]
Just a quick heads up on the color scheme of your site.

Make sure to get a darker background picture, that way your text will stand out more and it'll be easier on the eyes. The brightness slightly conflicts with the grey and green text.

As far as content goes, you'll get more as time goes on.
Good luck on the website!
User avatar #59105 to #59103 - LinkinParkFan (12/14/2012) [-]
Thank you! :D I will get that down right away!
User avatar #59107 to #59105 - johnjohnso (12/14/2012) [-]
Sweet, I'll check by later to see how it goes.

I had the same thing happen with my flashy background when I worked on my website, but I just grabbed a new theme and It worked out great.
User avatar #59109 to #59107 - LinkinParkFan (12/14/2012) [-]
I did what you suggested and i chose the legend of zelda theme, it's fairly dark as well and it works feel free to check it out later oh if you want you could make an account for my website :P
User avatar #59112 to #59109 - johnjohnso (12/14/2012) [-]
Mmmk.

Created, just be sure to get that content rollin in :P
User avatar #59113 to #59112 - LinkinParkFan (12/14/2012) [-]
Will indeed :)
User avatar #59098 to #59088 - lassek (12/14/2012) [-]
I guess there's nothing wrong with the site, but shouldn't you have some funnyjpictures on it before you tell people to visit it? :)

And remember to make something that stands out.. something other websites don't have. There are hundreds of "Funny pictures" sites in the world.

But keep going.
#59099 to #59098 - LinkinParkFan (12/14/2012) [-]
Probably a good idea. It's more than just pictures. Oh i know it sounds weird. But would you be able to assist me on the website? I know it's a lot to ask but you clearly know what the site needs i presume. I can have you be a Mod if you want? here is an awesome AC3 wall paper if you help. Even if you decline you can still have the picture :P
User avatar #59100 to #59099 - lassek (12/14/2012) [-]
Thanks for the wallpaper! But what will my job be? I'm not much of a programmer. I can give you input on some ideas you have, or maybe give you some.
User avatar #59102 to #59100 - LinkinParkFan (12/14/2012) [-]
That would be great! But i was thinking maybe having you incharge of the pictures and what is actually funny :P
User avatar #59104 to #59102 - lassek (12/14/2012) [-]
I'm going to be honest with you. I don't really feel like getting mixed up in some project right now, because making a quality website takes alot of time. I have other things to worry about :D

But please link me the site when you're starting to make some progress, i'ld love to see how it turns out.
User avatar #59106 to #59104 - LinkinParkFan (12/14/2012) [-]
I will indeed thank you :)
User avatar #59089 to #59088 - LinkinParkFan (12/14/2012) [-]
Also there is a forums board to discuss video games and what not.
#59063 - mothafuckingbatman (12/14/2012) [-]
5:30 in the morning...bored...rate this son of a bitch
#59055 - NickRich (12/14/2012) [-]
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Me. Beta. annnnywho. Add me on skype: nick.rich1022 Bored. Just say you're from fj or I'll be confused.
User avatar #59108 to #59074 - ariscorp (12/14/2012) [-]
this
User avatar #59128 to #59108 - jari (12/14/2012) [-]
is
#59155 to #59128 - clockwise (12/14/2012) [-]
social
#59052 - contaminatedwin (12/14/2012) [-]
Having connections is awesome. I get to see the advanced screening of The Hobbit!!
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