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#61018 - birdss (12/23/2012) [-]
The chat atm, all singing.
Then dusters appeared out of nowhere, naked.
User avatar #61068 to #61018 - SunshineCabbage (12/23/2012) [-]
Dusters why are you nekkid? And where's your pillow?
User avatar #61079 to #61068 - dusters (12/23/2012) [-]
I wasn't even naked and I was singing huehue
User avatar #61081 to #61079 - SunshineCabbage (12/23/2012) [-]
Awh bro, I missed your singing? But nice knees....
User avatar #61082 to #61081 - dusters (12/23/2012) [-]
We sing a lot anyway, you'll see it someday. ANd thanks I guess
User avatar #61065 to #61018 - friedpotato (12/23/2012) [-]
Weirdos
User avatar #61021 to #61018 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
Fuck the popular kids.
User avatar #61023 to #61021 - birdss (12/23/2012) [-]
So popular, it kills me.
User avatar #61022 to #61021 - dusters (12/23/2012) [-]
Not even popular
User avatar #61020 to #61018 - loveyameanish (12/23/2012) [-]
WHAT THE FUCK AM I MISSING?
User avatar #61025 to #61020 - alphabethsoop (12/23/2012) [-]
Theres been a lot of singing
User avatar #61026 to #61025 - loveyameanish (12/23/2012) [-]
BIRD IS SO TALENTED.
User avatar #61028 to #61026 - dusters (12/23/2012) [-]
And dusty isn't. Oki .
User avatar #61115 to #61028 - alphabethsoop (12/23/2012) [-]
Dusters singing is so beautiful that the angels in heaven cry whenever they hear it.
User avatar #61030 to #61028 - loveyameanish (12/23/2012) [-]
You're talented at being naked and crying on cam.
User avatar #61027 to #61026 - birdss (12/23/2012) [-]
I KNOW I AM.
User avatar #61019 to #61018 - dusters (12/23/2012) [-]
FUCK YOU I M NOT NAKED
User avatar #60957 - SunshineCabbage (12/22/2012) [-]
Sup social!
User avatar #60995 to #60957 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
Exactly, a faggot. That's what I call him everyday.
User avatar #60996 to #60995 - SunshineCabbage (12/22/2012) [-]
He clearly jelly of you.
#61003 to #60996 - birdss (12/22/2012) [-]
< This
< This
User avatar #61004 to #61003 - SunshineCabbage (12/22/2012) [-]
You'd like that wouldn't you...
#61013 to #61004 - birdss (12/22/2012) [-]
No, you can die.
No, you can die.
#60997 to #60996 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
You understand me so well.
You understand me so well.
#60998 to #60997 - SunshineCabbage (12/22/2012) [-]
Why thank you sir.
Why thank you sir.
User avatar #61000 to #60999 - SunshineCabbage (12/22/2012) [-]
I'm feeling really common right now.... Because of you and all your suave gifs.
#61001 to #61000 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
Liar
Liar
User avatar #61002 to #61001 - SunshineCabbage (12/22/2012) [-]
The relevance...

However, I do not lie.
#60966 to #60957 - TheseChocodiles (12/22/2012) [-]
tinychat currently
#60958 to #60957 - birdss (12/22/2012) [-]
Dusters is what's up.
User avatar #60962 to #60958 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
Stop it you faggot.
#60964 to #60962 - birdss (12/22/2012) [-]
HURR DUURR NOPE.
#60970 to #60967 - birdss (12/22/2012) [-]
Mfw all the classy gifs
Mfw all the classy gifs
#60971 to #60970 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
mfw I realize it pisses you off.
mfw I realize it pisses you off.
#60972 to #60971 - birdss (12/22/2012) [-]
MFW.
MFW.
User avatar #61015 to #60987 - middleofanegg (12/23/2012) [-]
you guys are cute.
User avatar #60959 to #60958 - SunshineCabbage (12/22/2012) [-]
Who's Dusters? o.o

Inb4 pic is Dusters.
#60961 to #60959 - birdss (12/22/2012) [-]
Yeah that's dusters in the picture.
He's also known as Mr. Sparkle, Edward.
User avatar #60965 to #60961 - SunshineCabbage (12/22/2012) [-]
Why do you have so many pictures of some random? Or are you two friends irl?
User avatar #60969 to #60965 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
Because he's a faggot.
User avatar #60968 to #60965 - birdss (12/22/2012) [-]
He's my roommate, So yeah we know each other IRL.
User avatar #60973 to #60968 - SunshineCabbage (12/22/2012) [-]
Bum-buddy like roommates? Orrr....
User avatar #60975 to #60973 - birdss (12/22/2012) [-]
Nah, he comes from France, he asked me if he could live with me so he could study over here.
User avatar #60976 to #60975 - SunshineCabbage (12/22/2012) [-]
He's French? Shame I don't know any French.... D:
#60978 to #60976 - birdss (12/22/2012) [-]
Just say this to him: Je veux te baiser...   
And he'll be all over you
Just say this to him: Je veux te baiser...
And he'll be all over you
User avatar #60979 to #60978 - SunshineCabbage (12/22/2012) [-]
I want to fuck you.

Google motherfucker.
#60981 to #60979 - birdss (12/22/2012) [-]
Thats why he'll be all over you, once you say it.
Thats why he'll be all over you, once you say it.
User avatar #60982 to #60981 - SunshineCabbage (12/22/2012) [-]
Why don't you say it? It's clear you want him.
User avatar #60983 to #60982 - birdss (12/22/2012) [-]
I do, on a daily basis.
User avatar #60985 to #60983 - SunshineCabbage (12/22/2012) [-]
Does he not accept? :(
User avatar #60988 to #60985 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
He disgusts me.
User avatar #60989 to #60988 - SunshineCabbage (12/22/2012) [-]
Does he not clean his bumhole...
User avatar #60990 to #60989 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
He only thinks of himself :(
User avatar #60991 to #60990 - SunshineCabbage (12/22/2012) [-]
birdss! How could you! You can't be a selfish lover.
User avatar #60993 to #60991 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
He left to watch tv. Told ya he was selfish
User avatar #60994 to #60993 - SunshineCabbage (12/22/2012) [-]
Whatta faggot.
User avatar #60960 to #60959 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
Pic is me indeed. AGAIN.
#60918 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
Mfw there's a user who is so butthurt that he or she has been thumbing down any fj1 related thread for the past few weeks.
#60920 to #60918 - birdss (12/22/2012) [-]
Mfw to the person who thumbs the FJ1 related  things down.
Mfw to the person who thumbs the FJ1 related things down.
#60921 to #60920 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
Maybe he'll be happy that we noticed him (or her) .    
   
Pic related, it's me being comprehensive.
Maybe he'll be happy that we noticed him (or her) .

Pic related, it's me being comprehensive.
#60924 to #60921 - birdss (12/22/2012) [-]
Heh yeah, Suppose so.    
   
Pic also related, it's to the person who's butthurt.
Heh yeah, Suppose so.

Pic also related, it's to the person who's butthurt.
#60908 - logickid (12/22/2012) [-]
Who's [insert body part] would suck?

my answer
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User avatar #60883 - epicextreme (12/22/2012) [-]
dusters, that is all
User avatar #60886 to #60884 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
Staph :(
User avatar #60887 to #60886 - epicextreme (12/22/2012) [-]
i got banned for some reason im ok now
User avatar #60888 to #60887 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
It's just berd being hormonal. He does that sometimes.
#60889 to #60888 - epicextreme (12/22/2012) [-]
DAMN HORMONES ah well im back now its aaaaaallll good
DAMN HORMONES ah well im back now its aaaaaallll good
User avatar #60885 to #60884 - epicextreme (12/22/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILgn4eBflf0 cause you didnt do it for me
User avatar #60867 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/22/2012) [-]
**alexanderburns rolled user nocta ** Where were you when the world ended?
#60878 to #60867 - nocta ONLINE (12/22/2012) [-]
a picture is worth 1000 words
#60809 - middleofanegg (12/21/2012) [-]
funnyjunk... I am drunk. How to fall asleep?
#60897 to #60809 - LonelyCamel (12/22/2012) [-]
no clue, but when you figure it out, let me know, I'm in the same boat
User avatar #60903 to #60897 - TheseChocodiles (12/22/2012) [-]
What age are you?
User avatar #60907 to #60903 - loveyameanish (12/22/2012) [-]
Choco stahp creeping the D on social.
User avatar #60911 to #60907 - TheseChocodiles (12/22/2012) [-]
OKAY SORRY.
But like his facial hair makes him seem like 27 but he could only be like 19 you know what I mean?
Also Dusty is the one who wants this guys D.
''HE'S SO PRETTY'' - Dusters
User avatar #60926 to #60911 - LonelyCamel (12/22/2012) [-]
I'm 20, and I guess thanks haha
User avatar #60929 to #60926 - TheseChocodiles (12/22/2012) [-]
You look a lot older. You were complimented a lot in the tinychat I am in, so there you go.
User avatar #60932 to #60929 - LonelyCamel (12/22/2012) [-]
well thanks again, and i've hear that all the time, it's the facial hair like you said, and I would have loved to hear what people were saying about me
User avatar #60936 to #60932 - TheseChocodiles (12/22/2012) [-]
tinychat.com/fj1
if you would like to join
User avatar #60928 to #60926 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
I M SO JEALOUS OF YOUR FLAWLESS FACE.
User avatar #60933 to #60928 - LonelyCamel (12/22/2012) [-]
you don't have to boost my ego any higher than it already is, but thanks
#60912 to #60911 - loveyameanish (12/22/2012) [-]
"I'm going to violently rape and mutilate every male on social with a rake because my 3mm weenie would do no damage" - Dusters.
User avatar #60896 to #60809 - ljxjlos (12/22/2012) [-]
I wish, I knew how I managed yesterday...

by the way...did the world end?I honestly can´t remember...
User avatar #60865 to #60809 - slantedvanity (12/22/2012) [-]
Drink till you pass out.
User avatar #60842 to #60809 - nyanpoptart (12/22/2012) [-]
First, you must take off all of your clothes, and throw them out of your window. Then, swaddle yourself in your sheets and blankets until you cannot move. Proceed to colapse.
Just kidding, just wait it out until you're sober enough.
#60812 to #60809 - birdss (12/21/2012) [-]
Look at dusters, and visualize yourself sleeping with him.
He's Edward Cullen from Twilight.
#60879 to #60812 - loveyameanish (12/22/2012) [-]
Dark, brooding bastard.
#60880 to #60879 - birdss (12/22/2012) [-]
hurr durr
User avatar #60873 to #60812 - gemmerpants (12/22/2012) [-]
Oooh, who's dusters? he looks hot
User avatar #60877 to #60873 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
That would be me.
User avatar #60875 to #60873 - birdss (12/22/2012) [-]
tinychat . com / fj1 < go there. You'll meet dusters
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User avatar #60848 to #60812 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
Wait, why the fuck do you have that picture on your computer? You weirdo.
#60871 to #60848 - heeeyyy (12/22/2012) [-]
Yeah I have one as well.

Just cause.
User avatar #60882 to #60871 - TheseChocodiles (12/22/2012) [-]
THIS GIVES ME NOSTALGIA
User avatar #60876 to #60871 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
WHAT THE FUCK
#60913 to #60876 - heeeyyy (12/22/2012) [-]
This might come in handy someday
#60890 to #60876 - allion (12/22/2012) [-]
why does everyone have all these pictures of you?!    
I'd be a little scurred
why does everyone have all these pictures of you?!
I'd be a little scurred
User avatar #60915 to #60890 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
I know why some of them have pictures but the others...
#60849 to #60848 - birdss (12/22/2012) [-]
Just because.
Just because.
#60852 to #60849 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
Weirdo.
Weirdo.
User avatar #60828 to #60812 - loveyameanish (12/22/2012) [-]
Dusters that's not your usual cam room.
User avatar #60829 to #60828 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
I moved since that .
User avatar #60833 to #60829 - loveyameanish (12/22/2012) [-]
Oh. I was confus.
#60816 to #60812 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
Ew that pic.
Ew that pic.
User avatar #60863 to #60816 - anonmos (12/22/2012) [-]
'tis the one I drew
User avatar #60864 to #60863 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
I know, I regret everything.
User avatar #60821 to #60816 - middleofanegg (12/22/2012) [-]
it is quite nice though
User avatar #60835 to #60821 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
Why, thank you. I still look like a cocaine addict on that one though.
User avatar #60839 to #60835 - middleofanegg (12/22/2012) [-]
i wouldn't say that... you do like a little bit like sparkling vampire dude though
#60844 to #60839 - birdss (12/22/2012) [-]
This dusters,  this.    
&quot;You do like a little bit sparkling vampire dude though&quot;
This dusters, this.
"You do like a little bit sparkling vampire dude though"
#60845 to #60844 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
OH.    
   
Oh.
OH.

Oh.

#60846 to #60845 - birdss (12/22/2012) [-]
Says you.
#60847 to #60846 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
FUCK YOU SO MUCH. MY SIDES HURT
FUCK YOU SO MUCH. MY SIDES HURT
#60843 to #60839 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
Don't give birds more reasons to call me edward. It makes me sad.
User avatar #60853 to #60843 - middleofanegg (12/22/2012) [-]
aaw don't be sad! :( what makes you happy again?
User avatar #60855 to #60854 - middleofanegg (12/22/2012) [-]
jesus christ
#60859 to #60855 - birdss (12/22/2012) [-]
Then why do I have screenshots?   
   
Buttplugs: 6   
Penis: 4   
   
Checkmate.
Then why do I have screenshots?

Buttplugs: 6
Penis: 4

Checkmate.
User avatar #60860 to #60859 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
Don't copy me, you silly nigger.
User avatar #60856 to #60855 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
It's a fake.
User avatar #60858 to #60856 - middleofanegg (12/22/2012) [-]
mhm...
#60836 to #60827 - birdss (12/22/2012) [-]
I did not say that.
I did not say that.
User avatar #60838 to #60836 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
How come I have a screencap then?

Buttplugs : 2
Penis : 4

Checkmate.
#60841 to #60838 - birdss (12/22/2012) [-]
mfw
mfw
#60795 - anonymous (12/21/2012) [-]
Are there anymore snapshots of this FJ1
I saw the thread from earlier and was laughing.
It was funnier than the stuff on the front page.
Please and thank you. C:
#60898 to #60795 - TheseChocodiles (12/22/2012) [-]
I have too much of this faggot on my computer
#60899 to #60898 - TheseChocodiles (12/22/2012) [-]
fuckdisshit in a dress.
lol sorry fucky
User avatar #61124 to #60899 - fuckdisshit (12/23/2012) [-]
oh gaaad whyyyy
User avatar #60905 to #60899 - anonmos (12/22/2012) [-]
This has to be the best pic from the chat...
User avatar #61125 to #60905 - fuckdisshit (12/23/2012) [-]
there were some good ones of you, if only i still had some!
User avatar #60906 to #60905 - TheseChocodiles (12/22/2012) [-]
Although he is smiling he really looks like he wants to die, thats what gets me.
User avatar #61126 to #60906 - fuckdisshit (12/24/2012) [-]
I didn't know what the fuck was going on..
User avatar #60814 to #60795 - dusters (12/21/2012) [-]
Used to have fuckloads of pics but I lost most of them.
User avatar #60811 to #60795 - thisisspartah (12/21/2012) [-]
whats fj1?
User avatar #60813 to #60811 - birdss (12/21/2012) [-]
FJ1 Is a chat.
User avatar #60815 to #60813 - thisisspartah (12/21/2012) [-]
where is it?
User avatar #60850 to #60815 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
Don't listen to aris or birds, they're both faggots.

tinychat.com/fj1
#60870 to #60850 - birdss (12/22/2012) [-]
Say that I'm a faggot again. Maybe you are a fag.
User avatar #60817 to #60815 - birdss (12/22/2012) [-]
It's somewhere over the rainbow.
User avatar #60819 to #60817 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
I hate your jokes.
User avatar #60818 to #60817 - thisisspartah (12/22/2012) [-]
how do i join?
User avatar #60824 to #60818 - ariscorp (12/22/2012) [-]
initiation process
User avatar #60826 to #60824 - thisisspartah (12/22/2012) [-]
where do i start?
User avatar #60830 to #60826 - ariscorp (12/22/2012) [-]
you need to post a pic of yourself with your shoe on your head.
User avatar #60832 to #60830 - thisisspartah (12/22/2012) [-]
god dammit, i dont have a camera
User avatar #60834 to #60832 - ariscorp (12/22/2012) [-]
you have a new step 1 then
User avatar #60837 to #60834 - thisisspartah (12/22/2012) [-]
what is it?
User avatar #60840 to #60837 - ariscorp (12/22/2012) [-]
get a camera
User avatar #60831 to #60808 - loveyameanish (12/22/2012) [-]
Liffian, wat?
User avatar #61016 to #60831 - liffian (12/23/2012) [-]
what am I doing with my life?
User avatar #61348 to #61016 - popperz (12/25/2012) [-]
Being awesome
User avatar #61017 to #61016 - loveyameanish (12/23/2012) [-]
Drinking pissy Fosters and getting naked on cam.
#60805 to #60795 - popperz (12/21/2012) [-]
I don't even know.
User avatar #60900 to #60803 - TheseChocodiles (12/22/2012) [-]
wait whos that?
User avatar #60901 to #60900 - dusters (12/22/2012) [-]
ùe
User avatar #60902 to #60901 - TheseChocodiles (12/22/2012) [-]
pretty princess
#60802 to #60795 - birdss (12/21/2012) [-]
I used to have a whole folder of all the people in the chat.
it's all gone now though, PC crashed.

FRIEDPOTATO.
User avatar #60910 to #60802 - friedpotato (12/22/2012) [-]
I look derpy on this one,thank you,fegget
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#60869 to #60802 - imzero (12/22/2012) [-]
so. fucking. slow
#60797 to #60795 - loveyameanish (12/21/2012) [-]
Slightly edited.
User avatar #60751 - dingdongsingsong (12/21/2012) [-]
Sooo.... Any of you beautiful people on Kik ?
User avatar #60798 to #60751 - thisisspartah (12/21/2012) [-]
yeah, someone on omegle convinced me to join
User avatar #60891 to #60798 - dingdongsingsong (12/22/2012) [-]
Wanna add each other ?
User avatar #60895 to #60891 - thisisspartah (12/22/2012) [-]
sure, jrok3r
User avatar #60790 to #60751 - samxdaxman (12/21/2012) [-]
Indeed I do. Same as my fj name, if you feel the need to add me.
User avatar #60771 to #60751 - lassek (12/21/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's the shizzle.
User avatar #60892 to #60771 - dingdongsingsong (12/22/2012) [-]
Wanna add each other?
User avatar #60916 to #60892 - lassek (12/22/2012) [-]
Sure, i'm ArpeG... Just.. don't ask.
User avatar #60763 to #60751 - anonmos (12/21/2012) [-]
Pardon my ignorance, but yo dafuq is dis kik shit?
User avatar #60766 to #60763 - dingdongsingsong (12/21/2012) [-]
Ppfffft , I found out today , it's this messeging shit . So I just wondered if anybody else had it.
User avatar #60745 - amissingmouse (12/21/2012) [-]
Who wants to rape me?
I'm in Hampshire, Uk.
#60755 to #60745 - imzero (12/21/2012) [-]
sure why not
User avatar #60756 to #60755 - amissingmouse (12/21/2012) [-]
K, where do you live?
#60757 to #60756 - imzero (12/21/2012) [-]
Northampton
User avatar #60758 to #60757 - amissingmouse (12/21/2012) [-]
I have ni dea where that is -lives in china, but is in england for hols.-
#60759 to #60758 - imzero (12/21/2012) [-]
Oh cool, how long are you here for?
User avatar #60760 to #60759 - amissingmouse (12/21/2012) [-]
Till 3rd of jan.
#60761 to #60760 - imzero (12/21/2012) [-]
Nice, so you're chinese? Anyway, hope it hasn't rained too much and you've enjoyed your stay
User avatar #60762 to #60761 - amissingmouse (12/21/2012) [-]
Half chinse, half british. I'm a british citizen and i come every 5 months or so.
User avatar #60746 to #60745 - loveyameanish (12/21/2012) [-]
birdss does.
User avatar #60767 to #60764 - loveyameanish (12/21/2012) [-]
I love that you can post pics now to convey your angry black man-ness.
#60768 to #60767 - birdss (12/21/2012) [-]
Me too, got  to love you.
Me too, got to love you.
#60791 to #60768 - loveyameanish (12/21/2012) [-]
Love you Jesse dearest.
#60794 to #60793 - birdss (12/21/2012) [-]
Fuck, you know me too well.
Fuck, you know me too well.
User avatar #60747 to #60746 - amissingmouse (12/21/2012) [-]
Yum. ;)
User avatar #60731 - samxdaxman (12/21/2012) [-]
My plans for this morning? I woke up at 4:30, blasted "The End" by ¡MAYDAY!, ran around my house clanging a pot and a metal stick shouting "ITS THE END OF THE WORLD WAKE UP LET'S GO" for about 3 minutes to wake up my sister and dad.
-2
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User avatar #60739 to #60735 - samxdaxman (12/21/2012) [-]
Thanks, I take pride in my faggotry.
User avatar #60730 - ariscorp (12/21/2012) [-]
So the world was meant to end 7 minutes ago, i was watching jamie oliver cook a turkey so i didn't notice. any thoughts?
User avatar #60750 to #60730 - dingdongsingsong (12/21/2012) [-]
I was eating cookies .
User avatar #60753 to #60750 - ariscorp (12/21/2012) [-]
hardcore
User avatar #60754 to #60753 - dingdongsingsong (12/21/2012) [-]
2hardcore4u
User avatar #60729 - birdss (12/21/2012) [-]
Let's say the world was about to end in a few hours...
What would be the last thing you would like to say to me?
It can be anything you want.
User avatar #60752 to #60729 - TheseChocodiles (12/21/2012) [-]
WHY DO YOU EVEN ASSUME PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING TO YOU
#60765 to #60752 - birdss (12/21/2012) [-]
I did not.
I did not.
User avatar #60861 to #60765 - epicextreme (12/22/2012) [-]
ive been looking for this gif since forever!
User avatar #60862 to #60861 - birdss (12/22/2012) [-]
Well there you have it, have fun with it.!
User avatar #60743 to #60729 - lassek (12/21/2012) [-]
Whenever i see your name, i think of the "why do birds suddenly appear"-song...
#60741 to #60740 - loveyameanish (12/21/2012) [-]
YAY. IT WORKED.
YAY. IT WORKED.
User avatar #60742 to #60741 - birdss (12/21/2012) [-]
THANK YOU BIG TIME
User avatar #60744 to #60742 - loveyameanish (12/21/2012) [-]
You're welcome Birdy boo :)
#60736 to #60734 - imzero (12/21/2012) [-]
That was just uncalled for, you're a bad person.
#60738 to #60737 - imzero (12/21/2012) [-]
Hey thar
#60727 - garbagebrain (12/21/2012) [-]
It' 2:52 in Northwest Indiana. It's snowing and the wind outside of my window sounds atrocious. I'm fucking sick as shit, so much that my wonderful boyfriend abandoned the bed and is sleeping on the floor, and I have to be at a meeting at work at seven. If the world does end today, I'm going to be super pissed about how horrid it started off.
It' 2:52 in Northwest Indiana. It's snowing and the wind outside of my window sounds atrocious. I'm fucking sick as shit, so much that my wonderful boyfriend abandoned the bed and is sleeping on the floor, and I have to be at a meeting at work at seven. If the world does end today, I'm going to be super pissed about how horrid it started off.
User avatar #60726 - revorce (12/21/2012) [-]
No apocalypse yet, im just going to play Skyrim.
#60709 - Metallicock (12/21/2012) [-]
**Metallicock rolled user wholesomeburn ** Man i wish we had a gift giving board. Anyway, Merry Christmas!
I had and with these as a kid and I still wish I had some from time to time. . .
User avatar #60712 to #60709 - wholesomeburn (12/21/2012) [-]
WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME!?!
User avatar #60713 to #60712 - Metallicock (12/21/2012) [-]
to give you a gift
User avatar #60714 to #60713 - wholesomeburn (12/21/2012) [-]
SEND ME BACK, I AM NOT A MINDLESS SLAVE THAT YOU CAN YANK FROM THE NETHER AT YOUR WILL!
User avatar #60715 to #60714 - Metallicock (12/21/2012) [-]
b . . but I just did?
User avatar #60716 to #60715 - wholesomeburn (12/21/2012) [-]
I AM VOL'GASTANAX! SLAYER OF MEN, BANE OF ELVES, DOOM OF DWARVES! IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE SUMMONING PACT, I WOULD WIPE YOU CLEAN OFF THE FACE OF THE PLANET! NOW, SEND. ME. BACK!
User avatar #60719 to #60716 - Metallicock (12/21/2012) [-]
ur ded kid
fight me irl
do u even lift?
User avatar #60720 to #60719 - wholesomeburn (12/21/2012) [-]
.... Mortals....
User avatar #60721 to #60720 - Metallicock (12/21/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #60722 to #60721 - wholesomeburn (12/21/2012) [-]
..... I have personally ended the lives of fifteen thousand warriors in my time, served countless masters, and brought about the destruction of the kingdom of Alk'tokash. The divines locked me away in a prison made of titan's hair for a thousand years just to release me in the battle against the Old Gods....
User avatar #60710 to #60709 - Metallicock (12/21/2012) [-]
*had fun
User avatar #60706 - djbagboy (12/21/2012) [-]
I'm bored guys, what should I do?
User avatar #60724 to #60706 - thisisspartah (12/21/2012) [-]
eat chips
User avatar #60711 to #60706 - Metallicock (12/21/2012) [-]
give gifts (see my comment #60709)
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User avatar #60704 to #60703 - TheseChocodiles (12/21/2012) [-]
HEY ZACH WHERES CODY
User avatar #60728 to #60704 - TheseChocodiles (12/21/2012) [-]
lol didn't think he'd delete it
User avatar #60717 to #60701 - contaminatedwin (12/21/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdHw7Lvo-dk
I want this to be playing world wide on the apocalypse.
User avatar #60705 to #60701 - TheseChocodiles (12/21/2012) [-]
okay olives.
User avatar #60769 to #60705 - flingwing (12/21/2012) [-]
fuckin olives man, fuckin olives. yall dont even know him you know that right? like, he and i have been talking and he's told me all about it sweet jesus, the man is a genius.
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