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#65705 - mysret (01/21/2013) [-]
Hi FJ. It's my birthday!

It's in the afternoon right now, and so far the only one who has congratulated me is my cat. At least I think she did, maybe the lack of human connection is starting to get to me.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MYSRET
User avatar #65733 to #65705 - iwanttousenumbers (01/21/2013) [-]
Happy reminder that your parents had sex at least once day
#65729 to #65705 - samxdaxman (01/21/2013) [-]
Happy berfdai.
Have a picture of my dog playing monopoly.
#65724 to #65705 - ljxjlos (01/21/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday - And now go out, and party, no matter with whom, it´s your Birthday!

Picture irrelevant, It´s Wilhelmina Pepermunt
#65725 to #65724 - mysret (01/21/2013) [-]
God wat hou ik van Wilhelmina pepermunt.
User avatar #65727 to #65725 - ljxjlos (01/21/2013) [-]
I don´t know what that means. I´m not from Holland, I just freakishly love that Stuff and let it get shipped over to me to Germany, as often as possible:D
#65766 to #65727 - mysret (01/21/2013) [-]
Ach, entschuldigung Freund. I always got the stuff from my grandmother when I was young. Do you have to pay allot for it? Its remarkably cheap here.
User avatar #65769 to #65766 - ljxjlos (01/21/2013) [-]
Not too much, my father travels a lot, so I get tons when he´s in Holland, the only expensive thing is the shipping. I made the mistake to take the Stuff to the New Years Party...since then it´s a big deal in my Group of Friends, cause the word "Wilhelmina Pepermunt" seemed to be the funniest thing in the world during the Party. Awesome Stuff:D
#65776 to #65769 - mysret (01/21/2013) [-]
You dó know what it means, right? Wilhelmina was our beloved queen a few decades ago. Pepermunt means peppermint, but I guess you knew that.
User avatar #65778 to #65776 - ljxjlos (01/21/2013) [-]
I Know.D
#65706 to #65705 - anonmos ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#65767 to #65706 - mysret (01/21/2013) [-]
Thank you friend!
User avatar #65702 - marymjc (01/21/2013) [-]
Hi. I'm actually looking for someone to Skype with. I don't want to fuck, get into a relationship, or anything and I don't care if you're a boy or a girl.
We can talk about whatever you'd like (Skyrim, Kingdom Hearts, Katawa Shoujo, LoZ, Elfen Lied, your life, etc.).
I'm kind of young, so don't be alarmed by my voice.
Reply and I'll give you my Skype name.
User avatar #65704 to #65702 - amissingmouse (01/21/2013) [-]
Sup. :)
I'll skype with you if you uh, and when you come on. :) I don't mind.
I personally am always looking for someone to skype with.
User avatar #65700 - lulzdealer ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Sup thread, i'm posting here because funnyjunk does not have a guns thread, and if you're not into guns, or if you're just going to flame anti-gun bullcrap at me, please go away, as i'm looking for some actual advice. Ok, so basically, i've got $1500 to blow, i can either get an AR style Bushmaster, or a crate full of 91/30 Mosin Nagants. btw, the crate comes with accessories, slings, bayonets, etc. thoughts?
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User avatar #65734 to #65699 - iwanttousenumbers (01/21/2013) [-]
I've always called it BSTL
User avatar #65731 to #65699 - loveyameanish (01/21/2013) [-]
Over here we call it velcro-sack.
User avatar #65692 - xxhunterxx (01/21/2013) [-]
New Game for social people

Snap Snipe: An organized game of pictures.
On a certain day, players come together to have fun. Players must have picture messaging and a phone camera.

1. Players organize a certain area of where you are allowed and not allowed. Usually a 5 mile radius.
2. Each player shall send all the other players a picture of themselves at their location, with ample space around them to identify the location.
3. Once all players have received the pictures, the manhunt begins.

To eliminate players, you must take a picture of them, with at least 45% of their face showing.
They need to be unaware of the picture.

Once you have taken the picture, send it to the player. That player is eliminated.

Last player standing wins, blah blah blah.
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User avatar #65695 to #65686 - sheepysquirrel (01/21/2013) [-]
He is my friend and we are talking on fb at the moment about space jam.
He was a famous comic artist who was actually a favorite of magical fairy princess. No matter what he posted he would get front page so people assumed he was a thumb whore.
He left the site because he got bored/too much hate/got annoyed with the users.
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User avatar #65698 to #65696 - sheepysquirrel (01/21/2013) [-]
He is offline but I'll link your fj account and these comments, I THINK he has a fj account that he can get on to talk to you but I'm not sure.

Message sent.
User avatar #65697 to #65696 - sheepysquirrel (01/21/2013) [-]
I'll ask.
User avatar #65693 to #65686 - gmarrox (01/21/2013) [-]
Pretty good artist who made pretty good comic became pretty popular and started drawing really good art with really shit jokes and is best known for being a massive thumbwhore before leaving the site.
#65680 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [-]
How would I get rid of a lot of acne?
User avatar #65691 to #65680 - popperz (01/21/2013) [-]
Talk to your doctor.
They can prescribe a medicated acne gel.
User avatar #65689 to #65680 - hockeykicksass (01/21/2013) [-]
accuatne side effects suck but it clears acne right off your face
#65684 to #65680 - wildthornberries (01/21/2013) [-]
Wash your face at the same time you brush your teeth. Then leave the soap on your face for 5 minutes. It'll soothe it down after a week. :D
Wash your face at the same time you brush your teeth. Then leave the soap on your face for 5 minutes. It'll soothe it down after a week. :D
User avatar #65683 to #65680 - codyxvasco (01/21/2013) [-]
Some lotion, a wire brush, and some bandages.
#65673 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [-]
I just pushed my best friend away from me, what do I do now? Going back to him isn't an option.
User avatar #65690 to #65673 - samxdaxman (01/21/2013) [-]
Why can't you go back to him? And what made you push him away in the first place?
User avatar #65688 to #65673 - thisisspartah (01/21/2013) [-]
get a new one
User avatar #65679 to #65673 - codyxvasco (01/21/2013) [-]
Go back to him.

I'm not joking.
#65671 - epsterminator (01/21/2013) [-]
I need a females opinion on something regarding this girl I like. Anyone up for a little chat on Skype or something?
User avatar #65669 - protectron (01/21/2013) [-]
Why is the "Sky Blue?" (Put smart-ass. funny, stupid, etc remarks)
User avatar #65694 to #65669 - gmarrox (01/21/2013) [-]
Because otherwise the song Mr. Blue Sky wouldn't make any damn sense, now would it.

Christians: 0
Atheists: 0
Peanut butter: jelly time
User avatar #65670 to #65669 - epicextreme (01/21/2013) [-]
because when god was creating earth in ms paint, he used the paint bucket tool to fill the sky blue
#65666 - sheepysquirrel (01/21/2013) [-]
I drew a sad picture and now I'm sad. Idk what I expected.
I drew a sad picture and now I'm sad. Idk what I expected.
User avatar #65674 to #65666 - samxdaxman (01/21/2013) [-]
What'd you draw?
#65659 - gmarrox (01/20/2013) [-]
loveyameanish and I pinky each other on a consistent basis.
User avatar #65656 - heytheremister (01/20/2013) [-]
inb4 tampon eating jokes
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User avatar #65703 to #65633 - FJisGAY (01/21/2013) [-]
im so pretty that this has never happened to me nor will it ever, also who gives a fuck a what anybody looks like. you probably shouldn't of been a bitch about man
#65668 to #65633 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [-]
clearly she isn't dating people for their looks, while you clearly do
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#65637 to #65633 - birdss (01/20/2013) [-]
Your attitude sucks, You would've dated her if you actually made a move instead of thinking about how much you like her.

#65647 to #65638 - birdss (01/20/2013) [-]
Wut.. No...
#65654 to #65653 - birdss (01/20/2013) [-]
I'll just cry in a dark corner.
#65657 to #65655 - birdss (01/20/2013) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #65658 to #65657 - loveyameanish (01/20/2013) [-]
So sex.
User avatar #65636 to #65633 - dusters (01/20/2013) [-]
Probably should have made your intentions clearer before he did then.
#65635 to #65633 - epicextreme (01/20/2013) [-]
im in the same situation
im in the same situation
#65620 - odio (01/20/2013) [-]
how tough are you?
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User avatar #65681 to #65620 - codyxvasco (01/21/2013) [-]
I walked to the bathroom naked, with everyone home.
#65632 to #65620 - TheseChocodiles (01/20/2013) [-]
My wisedom teeth hurt and I haven't even complained to my mum about it.
My wisedom teeth hurt and I haven't even complained to my mum about it.
#65631 to #65620 - nyanpoptart (01/20/2013) [-]
I agreed to the Terms and Conditions.   
   
Without reading them.
I agreed to the Terms and Conditions.

Without reading them.
#65629 to #65620 - epicextreme (01/20/2013) [-]
i dont ask my parents for help with scissors when cereal boxs tell me to
i dont ask my parents for help with scissors when cereal boxs tell me to
#65630 to #65629 - anonmos ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
You and your goddamned cereal.
#65634 to #65630 - epicextreme (01/20/2013) [-]
i make a damn good bowl of cereal
i make a damn good bowl of cereal
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#65617 to #65616 - Timmietim (01/20/2013) [-]
My cpu cooler looks weird on this for some reason.
#65608 - anonymous (01/20/2013) [-]
youtube.com/watch?v=DWy7TckUhSI
What's your take on this douche bag?
Personally, I think he's just a delusional asshole.
User avatar #65587 - epicextreme (01/20/2013) [-]
social, youve probably been seeing a lot of links to a tinychat group called i dont /social board, i wanna tell you all to not go on it, trust me, i clicked it for 5 seconds the first video was god only knows what, the second featured a camel's head being held up and cut, i have an inckling all the users are around the age group of 8-12 trust me for your own good dont go on this complete waste of shit
User avatar #65588 to #65587 - misticalz ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
lol...
User avatar #65589 to #65588 - epicextreme (01/20/2013) [-]
subtle proof of the "aged 8-12"
User avatar #65591 to #65589 - misticalz ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
I'm over 12 years old if that's what you're implying.
User avatar #65592 to #65591 - epicextreme (01/20/2013) [-]
fucking act like it then
User avatar #65593 to #65592 - misticalz ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
So saying "lol" is acting like a 8-12 year old...?
User avatar #65594 to #65593 - epicextreme (01/20/2013) [-]
if you wanted to say something you'd say it. there's obviously nothing funny in the comment i put so why the fuck should i "lol"
User avatar #65596 to #65594 - misticalz ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
Iunno. I found your comment funny. To each their own.
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