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User avatar #71381 - misticalz (03/06/2013) [-]
Any of you guys have experience with breaking up with girls who love you?
User avatar #71382 to #71381 - dusters (03/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #71383 to #71382 - misticalz (03/06/2013) [-]
Can you go to the advice board and reply to my problem there?
User avatar #71378 - awesomenessdefined (03/06/2013) [-]
So someone explain the whole unlocking cellphone thing to me? I don't get what's happening and why it should matter.
#71376 - nubnuber (03/06/2013) [-]
Does anybody have the gif of the pigeon going "Damn guurll"?
User avatar #71359 - icanpaintyay (03/05/2013) [-]
> female
> 21
> is an actual talking snow monkey
> going snack shopping later
> what should i buy????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
User avatar #71368 to #71359 - gmarrox (03/06/2013) [-]
I still need photo evidence of 16 cucumbers.
User avatar #71369 to #71368 - icanpaintyay (03/06/2013) [-]
im sorry, but the cake looks for fun to buy. besides, i already have 16 carrots.
#71367 to #71364 - icanpaintyay (03/05/2013) [-]
i will buy this
#71363 to #71359 - heeeyyy (03/05/2013) [-]
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#71354 - logickid (03/05/2013) [-]
MFW my school gives me an F just because I missed an event in the school.
MFW my school gives me an F just because I missed an event in the school.
User avatar #71391 to #71354 - smashingprodigy (03/06/2013) [-]
What kind of event was it? Would they accept any sort of excuse?
User avatar #71384 to #71354 - Ombra (03/06/2013) [-]
My EMT instructor wanted to kick me out of the class because I was 10 minutes late since I had to go find my grandmother (who has dementia) that walked away from home.
User avatar #71371 to #71354 - gmarrox (03/06/2013) [-]
I'm failing a Chemistry Lab in college for missing a lab due to having the fucking flu.
User avatar #71373 to #71371 - logickid (03/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, also a teacher gave me a F in a class, even though I turned everything I needed to.
User avatar #71465 to #71377 - logickid (03/06/2013) [-]
I told her that I have to get her the rest of the stuff on monday because most of it has to be printed.
User avatar #71370 to #71354 - misticalz (03/06/2013) [-]

How the fuck are they allowed to do that?
User avatar #71358 to #71354 - wizkhalaffytaffy (03/05/2013) [-]
Shoot up the school, that'll teach them
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User avatar #71387 to #71327 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (03/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #71386 to #71327 - Ombra (03/06/2013) [-]
Claim it as a new species
User avatar #71357 to #71327 - samxdaxman (03/05/2013) [-]
Stab. and then nuke from orbit. Just to be safe.
User avatar #71353 to #71327 - wizkhalaffytaffy (03/05/2013) [-]
Double bag
A bag for her face and one for you in case her bag falls of during
User avatar #71329 to #71327 - Timmietim (03/05/2013) [-]
Move to a different country
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#71303 - aiming (03/05/2013) [-]
ok, so my cousin was cought stealing some days ago. he was gonna help this sweet old lady with her samsung tablet since he was the only one nearby who could help. he took a picture of her card and found the code for it (probably watched her type it in)

anyways, he used LOADS of her money to buy games from app store and steam i think, and a train ticket.

he told one of his friends that he could buy everything that he wanted, the kid told his mom who rang his mom and asked what this was about.

amount of money used - 25000 NOK = $5000

5000 dollars for games! what punishment do you think this prick deserves?
User avatar #71325 to #71303 - wizkhalaffytaffy (03/05/2013) [-]
He should fucking die
User avatar #71314 to #71303 - percioz (03/05/2013) [-]
Bank han dude, bank han.
#71316 to #71314 - aiming (03/05/2013) [-]
det frister, ja
User avatar #71318 to #71316 - percioz (03/05/2013) [-]
Var det bra spill han kjøpte iallefall?
#71319 to #71318 - aiming (03/05/2013) [-]
veit ikke egentlig, var mest spill til tabben tror jeg...tror han må selge tinga sine så det kan være det samma :p
User avatar #71321 to #71319 - percioz (03/05/2013) [-]
Du kan jo ikke selge steam spill, men du kan kansje få en refund bare ved å si det var en unge ute av kontroll
#71322 to #71321 - aiming (03/05/2013) [-]
nei det får han ikke, men han må selge tabben, mobilen, muligens xboxen osv...

hvis de gjør det så knekkern... håper jeg.
User avatar #71323 to #71322 - percioz (03/05/2013) [-]
Unger klarer alltid å mase og grine seg ut av slike situasjoner uansett da.
#71324 to #71323 - aiming (03/05/2013) [-]
i know... onkern min får dårlig samvitighet veldig fort, og mora skjemmern for mye bort.

men å svindle 25000 kr fra en 80 år gammel dame er ikke kult... og jeg kommer til å denge alle 3 om ikke de straffern
#71431 to #71324 - kaarvaag (03/06/2013) [-]
På tide å finne balltre, spiker, hammer og drill!
User avatar #71309 to #71303 - davvi (03/05/2013) [-]
no pocket money for quite a while
User avatar #71308 to #71303 - akg **User deleted account** (03/05/2013) [-]
Community service preferably.
User avatar #71305 to #71303 - Timmietim (03/05/2013) [-]
For a 12 year old that's pretty smart.
#71306 to #71305 - aiming (03/05/2013) [-]
i know, he's sly as fuck, and has always been
#71304 to #71303 - aiming (03/05/2013) [-]
oh and i forgot... he is 12 years old!!
User avatar #71269 - takeoffthathat (03/05/2013) [-]
What are people's views on smoking?
#71433 to #71269 - kaarvaag (03/06/2013) [-]
Depends, are we talking tobacco or weed?
Actually I don't really give a shit about either, but it's not really worth starting smoking cigarettes or snusing for that matter. Also, small kids who smoke because it's cool is just ridiculous.
User avatar #71347 to #71269 - desdemona (03/05/2013) [-]
Fresh ones smell good to me on guys but when someone proper chain smokes cheap cigarettes it makes me feel sick.
User avatar #71330 to #71269 - birdss (03/05/2013) [-]
Bad habit I guess, but couldn't care less.
User avatar #71317 to #71269 - dusters (03/05/2013) [-]
I've a smoker for 3 years, and as much as I dislike being addicted, I don't want to quit just yet. Besides I have to admit that I quite agree with choco, you meet pretty cool people in the smoking areas.

I'd just like to tell the non smokers going "hurr durr cancer sticks so smelly ew ew" . You never know if you'll start smoking or not someday. Most of the smokers around you were anti-cigarettes at some point before they started. You just might become a smoker someday for whatever reason.
User avatar #71315 to #71269 - percioz (03/05/2013) [-]
I dont smoke a lot, had the same pack of rollies for like 4 months, its alright I dont mind it.

Also what TheseChocodiles said about more funny people smoking etc. well at parties I can stay outside smoking just because theres less people, and instead of yelling its talking or making out for that matter.
#71302 to #71269 - aiming (03/05/2013) [-]
as a occasional/party smoker i've got nothing against it, and if someone wanna smoke, i let them smoke
User avatar #71300 to #71269 - TheseChocodiles (03/05/2013) [-]
Something I have found out as a smoker is that there are usually -not saying all the time- more interesting and funny people out in the smoking area.
You could find my non-smoker friends out there too because they prefer the people.
But yeah bad habit, it's just very hard to care.
User avatar #71320 to #71300 - gmarrox (03/05/2013) [-]
I am hookah cafe and I can confirm this.
User avatar #71301 to #71300 - takeoffthathat (03/05/2013) [-]
I second that
User avatar #71297 to #71269 - ariscorp (03/05/2013) [-]
Paying a big corporation to slowly kill you
User avatar #71292 to #71269 - drastronomy (03/05/2013) [-]
fukken ugly, fukken smelly, fukken fukken
User avatar #71284 to #71269 - gmarrox (03/05/2013) [-]
Tobacco: Used to be a smoker, now I've quite but still on occasion smoke hookah with my only two friends at college.
Weed: I still smoke it when I'm home for breaks, and there's nothing wrong with it, but smoke it knowing you risk getting caught.
User avatar #71283 to #71269 - mrroggies (03/05/2013) [-]
Smoking is bad, Mkay
#71267 - millennial ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
Can we get a friends thread going on here? Like, adds and shit.
Random .jpg is random.
User avatar #71375 to #71267 - lightingasuna (03/06/2013) [-]
I'll throw a add your way
User avatar #71265 - TheseChocodiles (03/05/2013) [-]
Girl claims to be going to the police because I posted evidence that she had cyber bullied people.

It's so stupid I can't even
User avatar #71289 to #71265 - odio (03/05/2013) [-]
she call cyberpolice
they backtrace u
u dun goofd
User avatar #71273 to #71265 - wox (03/05/2013) [-]
Let her go to the police, see what they say.
User avatar #71296 to #71273 - TheseChocodiles (03/05/2013) [-]
She's insane, if she does the police are just going to be like you are the problem here not that girl.
She said she was going to create and run an anti-bullying awareness project that's why I did it. I really don't think she is mentally stable to run that kind of thing.
My evidence was her calling people ''discusting sluts'' and then going on to say that people from a certain school can't spell for it. There was so much more like her calling people ''down and out spastics''. She also said she would ''fucking kill'' somebody.

Her excuse? You can't bully bullies.
These girls she was speaking about are not bullies at all and some of the people she claims to have bullied her our my close friends.
User avatar #71310 to #71296 - anonmos ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
Choco you saint.
User avatar #71313 to #71310 - TheseChocodiles (03/05/2013) [-]
lol yep cath the saint
User avatar #71263 - bakeeater (03/05/2013) [-]
Social. It's 1:34am and I have nothing to do. Can someone please talk to me, I AM SO FUCKING BORED.
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#71261 - whomadewho (03/05/2013) [-]
I am at school right now and have a little miss potatoe chip right behind me in the cafe. She is so fucking loud, and thinks people are okay with her singing out loud to disney songs. She is not even pretty enugh to get away with it. Also, thinks that she is so mystical and special, and will talk constantly about how she can read any tarot cards,because thats how special she is.
User avatar #71285 to #71261 - gmarrox (03/05/2013) [-]
Punch her in the grundle.
User avatar #71291 to #71285 - loveyameanish (03/05/2013) [-]
Do it, whomadewho. He speaks wise words.
User avatar #71262 to #71261 - whomadewho (03/05/2013) [-]
so my question is...
Should I drop my classes since i am getting a decent job after this semester? Not all, but the ones I dont need, I still see them as fun, but they take up a lot of my time.
User avatar #71270 to #71262 - takeoffthathat (03/05/2013) [-]
I'd say stick with it, you never know whether they will come in handy in the future. But do what ever you feel.
User avatar #71246 - bashal (03/05/2013) [-]
Can someone post that picture with Boromir, kind of explaining his motivations and why he's bad ass?
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User avatar #71210 - gmarrox (03/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #71388 to #71210 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (03/06/2013) [-]
"Stare in the void for long enough and the void starts to stare back."

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix

"bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks" - Albert Einstein.

And anything by Oscar Wylde
User avatar #71312 to #71210 - ljxjlos ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
Fukk off and Die - Nocturno Culto
User avatar #71299 to #71210 - bluebabybell (03/05/2013) [-]
"We haven't got parasites, YOU'VE got parasites
User avatar #71298 to #71210 - ariscorp (03/05/2013) [-]
"is it a crime, to fight, for what is mine"
User avatar #71293 to #71210 - percioz (03/05/2013) [-]
"Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny." Lao-Tze
#71282 to #71210 - imzero (03/05/2013) [-]
''Equality should be a basic right for everyone''
-Adolf Hitler
User avatar #71276 to #71210 - anonmos ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
''Do what I do, hold on tight and pretend it's a plan!''
- Dr Who, can't be arsed to check which one...
#71280 to #71276 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
People who eat people are the luckiest people in the world - sean bonnette
User avatar #71266 to #71210 - millennial ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
Everyone else is either asleep or having sex. I've been watching cable television and eating jello.
User avatar #71264 to #71210 - TheseChocodiles (03/05/2013) [-]
''dog on the couch/dog on the floor/ dog on the porch/dog in the door/dog in the kitchen/& in the bed too/haters not welcome/in calums dog zoo''

The first one I could think of.
User avatar #71256 to #71210 - wizkhalaffytaffy (03/05/2013) [-]
"Yo, fuck it. Lets lift some heavy ass weight and get fucking jacked, brah."
"If you wait till the last minute it only takes a minute."
- Abraham Lincoln
User avatar #71257 to #71256 - wizkhalaffytaffy (03/05/2013) [-]
Oh how could I forget this one?
"Love is when you bend over a chick and stick your dick in her." - Friend of mine
User avatar #71255 to #71210 - hockeykicksass (03/05/2013) [-]
"you look like a bunch of monkeys trying to hump a football"
-Herb Brooks
User avatar #71254 to #71210 - popperz (03/05/2013) [-]
"Being helpless only works when there is someone around to save you."
"Wide unclasp the tables of their thoughts, these same thoughts people this little world."
"Life is too short for so much sorrow."
"Have you ever been so mad you kicked over a flamingo?"
"You know it could be a lot worse than losing the buckle of your suspenders. I mean you could be a jew in the holocaust."
"Hey girl did it hurt when you ascended through the Earth's crust and broke out of hell?"
"Maybe, we could ask the crimson chin to give chin boy some chin as a charity act. Could you imagine kissing him. He practically eats his bottom lip."
"If the relationship is perfect and neither of you are hurt than you can go fuck yourself because you didn't try"
The last five are things my best friend said.
User avatar #71238 to #71210 - loveyameanish (03/05/2013) [-]
"I bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around"
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User avatar #71237 to #71210 - iamostrich (03/05/2013) [-]
Yippe Ki-yay motherfucker
User avatar #71236 to #71210 - birdss (03/05/2013) [-]
"No u''
User avatar #71234 to #71210 - iamreallyfunny (03/05/2013) [-]
"twisted nipples are best nipples" tommy twistit
#71202 - Spikeydeath (03/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #71231 to #71202 - dusters (03/05/2013) [-]
Pics pls
#71250 to #71231 - Spikeydeath (03/05/2013) [-]
Im on my cellphone
User avatar #71251 to #71250 - dusters (03/05/2013) [-]
Pics whenever you'll be able to provide them then.
#71252 to #71251 - Spikeydeath (03/05/2013) [-]
I will surely try if they home owner allows it
User avatar #71180 - revorce (03/04/2013) [-]
Well, the room is empty once again.
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User avatar #71175 - dragonock (03/04/2013) [-]
anyone got picture of the nerd and it says "This guy is fucking hot bitches and basically, you're retarded. click here!" ?
User avatar #71168 - davvi (03/04/2013) [-]
www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/beliebers-start-twitt er-hate-campaign-against-english-schoolgirl-who-criticised-justin-bieber-8519613 .html
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