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#121077 - snacky
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(06/17/2016) [-]
ok people i was talking to my friend about the weird dreams we've had that have either been reoccuring or we remember very well, but over lets just start a dream thread tell your weirdest, funniest or creepiest fucking dreams ill start,

I was in a country styled barn with a bigass bullpit in the middle and i watched the bull kill some dude then started talking to some Amish people about insurance and they were talking about how Amish insurance works then i pulled this big level on the wall and let the bull out it proceeded to wreck the fucking place and ran into the parking lot once there i met this girl who was looked like rogue from x-men (the old movies not Apocalypse) and me and her got in a semi truck with some dude and drove away.
#121075 - anon
Reply 0
(06/17/2016) [-]
Times when your political views aren't as poorly met as you expect
>be me
>in a van coming back from a band event
>other occupants are my best bro and my crush
>some other people, not relevant
>crush is very down to earth reasonable person
>unfortunate Bern victim, hates trump and Hillary
>political discussion starts in van
>she's saying how she definitely doesn't want trumpbor Hillary
>bro starts defending trump, most people in the van attack him for it
>risk it and start defending trump too (people in this group tend to respect my opinion a bit more than his, as he has a history of taking nothing seriously
>after a minute or two crush suddenly says "yeah trump definitely would be better than Hillary"
>all is not lost
>I live an unhated man for another day
#121074 - blazingsoul ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/16/2016) [-]
So anyone here got an extra code for the monster hunter generations demo that they can give me, I'll be in your debt and I'll play with you if you want, I want to play with my other friend too.
#121073 - juaneljalapeno
Reply +2
(06/16/2016) [-]
Tfw you pass your exams while you didnt study for anything
#121084 to #121073 - misticalz ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/23/2016) [-]
me every year lmfa0
#121061 - satoasami
Reply +3
(06/15/2016) [-]
AnomynousUser, captainspankmonkey, chillybean, djdragontwist, duskmane, empirennn, hybredmoon, incubi, jackthunderjt, jjvoodoo, leonhardt, Sethorein, totallytito, AreyouSerious, averageniceguy, blackspace, buddywuggle, Detlik, friedepidermis, immortalfear, infinitereaper, iwasinnam, kaboomz, labrys, matralith, megaowl, Nintendokami, originalsss, papitheharpy, sorrowfulone, thesinful, yoshibee, zipov

AnomynousUser, captainspankmonkey, friedepidermis, iamchicken, megatronusoftarn, sanitarysan, syrianbro, Sperit, Tyranitar, infinitereaper, youngneil, abbieru, arearea, AreyouSerious, buddywuggle, chokebee, crixuz, Detlik, friedgreenpomatoes, Gute, hearthofsin, immortalfear, jackthunderjt, kaboomz, larrallina, leonhardt, lordsepulchure, matralith, maxfreelancepolice, papitheharpy, rayeightk, Sethorein, sorrowfulone, Spacemarine, thejusticar, thekeeperofthumbs, totallytito, trisomytwentyone, yodaiam, yoshibee, theguywhofarted


Horses...
#121067 to #121061 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/15/2016) [-]
And Korra does nothing about it.
#121068 to #121067 - satoasami
Reply 0
(06/15/2016) [-]
I like to draw different paralel universe of Korra depending upon the artist

Its like the multiverse of the DC universe. This universe Korra has had her soul broken by Asami and now she just mindlessly obeys her every command like a good little robot slave.
#121069 to #121068 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/15/2016) [-]
Which probably means there are multiple universes with Korra is a bot and Asami is a .. Asami.
May the worlds never connect to each other, otherwise shit's gonna get fucked even HARDER.
#121070 to #121069 - satoasami
Reply 0
(06/15/2016) [-]
The only Asami that seems to have acces to an interdimensional portal is this universes Asami
#121071 to #121070 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/15/2016) [-]
That one already has a good head start, in that case.
#121065 to #121061 - leonhardt
Reply 0
(06/15/2016) [-]
did you draw this?
#121066 to #121065 - satoasami
Reply 0
(06/15/2016) [-]
God of Chaos did. I wanted this as a present for my first friend I ever made on FJ which was Shadowtails.
#121062 to #121061 - crixuz ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/15/2016) [-]
cool
#121063 to #121062 - satoasami
Reply 0
(06/15/2016) [-]
Do I really gotta draw Loli Gwen putting like 3 dicks in her mouth to actually impress you?
#121064 to #121063 - crixuz ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/15/2016) [-]
yeah
#121060 - anon
Reply 0
(06/15/2016) [-]
W h y
h
y

Do people do this?
#121053 - pepperman
Reply 0
(06/14/2016) [-]
this sounds stupid i will probably get severely thumbed down for this....... im christian, i dont care if you're gay or anything, my "motto" is, if you're nice to me, if you're not oh well, im still going to be nice to you. i feel like christians are becoming like..... the religion that everybody hates now........ this is probably retarded and i probably dont know what im talkign about but fuck it.
#121056 to #121053 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/14/2016) [-]
>christian persecution complex intensifies
You're part of the most widespread religion on earth...
#121055 to #121053 - anon
Reply 0
(06/14/2016) [-]
come to the religion board. we could use more Christians to make it more balanced
#121057 to #121055 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
Reply -1
(06/14/2016) [-]
It's like 80% christian...
#121072 to #121057 - anon
Reply 0
(06/16/2016) [-]
no its not.
#121054 to #121053 - cackrel
Reply 0
(06/14/2016) [-]
Yeah sure, who gives a shit.
But what I'd like to know is *WHY* people are either Christian/Atheists.
Like, I've noticed that a lot of keyboard warriors are "Atheists" but they're really just anti theists who like carrying the tag, they're fake.
Any thoughts?
#121049 - anon
Reply 0
(06/13/2016) [-]
Any tru slavs around?
#121059 to #121049 - buckymcbadbait
Reply 0
(06/14/2016) [-]
chick brick
#121024 - satoasami
Reply +4
(06/11/2016) [-]
AnomynousUser, captainspankmonkey, chillybean, djdragontwist, duskmane, empirennn, hybredmoon, incubi, jackthunderjt, jjvoodoo, leonhardt, Sethorein, totallytito, AreyouSerious, averageniceguy, blackspace, buddywuggle, Detlik, friedepidermis, immortalfear, infinitereaper, iwasinnam, kaboomz, labrys, matralith, megaowl, Nintendokami, originalsss, papitheharpy, sorrowfulone, thesinful, yoshibee, zipov

AnomynousUser, captainspankmonkey, friedepidermis, iamchicken, megatronusoftarn, sanitarysan, syrianbro, Sperit, Tyranitar, infinitereaper, youngneil, abbieru, arearea, AreyouSerious, buddywuggle, chokebee, crixuz, Detlik, friedgreenpomatoes, Gute, hearthofsin, immortalfear, jackthunderjt, kaboomz, larrallina, leonhardt, lordsepulchure, matralith, maxfreelancepolice, papitheharpy, rayeightk, Sethorein, sorrowfulone, Spacemarine, thejusticar, thekeeperofthumbs, totallytito, trisomytwentyone, yodaiam, yoshibee, theguywhofarted


Horses...
#121045 to #121024 - syrianbro
Reply 0
(06/12/2016) [-]
nigga just STOP
#121046 to #121045 - satoasami
Reply 0
(06/12/2016) [-]
Glimmer is soon
#121038 to #121024 - Sethorein
Reply 0
(06/11/2016) [-]
stay out of my shed
#121039 to #121038 - satoasami
Reply -1
(06/11/2016) [-]
Pinkie Pie is next. Then Applejack. Then Celestia.
#121041 to #121039 - Sethorein
Reply 0
(06/11/2016) [-]
Besides the only pony I like is luna
#121043 to #121041 - satoasami
Reply -1
(06/11/2016) [-]
Haven't thought of a story for her yet...
#121044 to #121043 - Sethorein
Reply 0
(06/11/2016) [-]
Good
#121040 to #121039 - Sethorein
Reply 0
(06/11/2016) [-]
Well you aren't bugging Ruby and Weiss so I'm fine.
#121042 to #121040 - satoasami
Reply 0
(06/11/2016) [-]
Winter is far too busy blowing up Avatar Aang's statue
#121031 to #121024 - crixuz ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/11/2016) [-]
cute
#121032 to #121031 - satoasami
Reply 0
(06/11/2016) [-]
Remember she's like 5
<---
#121047 to #121032 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
Reply +1
(06/12/2016) [-]
She's 10...
#121034 to #121032 - crixuz ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/11/2016) [-]
even better
#121029 to #121024 - totallytito
Reply 0
(06/11/2016) [-]
Futa Twi raping Fluttershy...
Not the first time I've seen it
#121030 to #121029 - satoasami
Reply 0
(06/11/2016) [-]
I dunno when is the best time to draw your waifu getting that Hawaiian dick yet
#121025 to #121024 - AnomynousUser
Reply 0
(06/11/2016) [-]
Can you please take me off the list? I never even asked to be put on it...
#121026 to #121025 - satoasami
Reply 0
(06/11/2016) [-]
What happened to all your Korrsami posting?
#121027 to #121026 - AnomynousUser
Reply 0
(06/11/2016) [-]
I only ever did that to annoy you.
#121028 to #121027 - satoasami
Reply 0
(06/11/2016) [-]
You should keep doing it because it still does.
#121033 to #121028 - AnomynousUser
Reply 0
(06/11/2016) [-]
I'd prefer if you stop posting purposefully cancerous comments and just act like a normal FJ user. Themed accounts, especially provocative ones, get old pretty fast, and you've been doing this for a long time.
#121035 to #121033 - satoasami
Reply 0
(06/11/2016) [-]
Why would I want to be a normal FJ user

You know how boring this website is when you're normal?
#121036 to #121035 - AnomynousUser
Reply 0
(06/11/2016) [-]
Eh, it's had me hooked for more than 6 years.
#121037 to #121036 - satoasami
Reply 0
(06/11/2016) [-]
Besides I put all the people who hate me on block anyway.
#121023 - nippleking
Reply 0
(06/11/2016) [-]
Hello
#121022 - mion
Reply 0
(06/09/2016) [-]
ITT: shitty life rant

This might be a long one, because super pissy as of now.
Where do I even start.
I think I'll start 5 months back, that's when I had my surgery from where it went pretty much downhill.
I had to have surgery (sacrococcygeal fistula) back in January. Now, don't get me wrong, it wasn't a complicated surgery or anything like that. I got under, and when I woke up an hour later, I had a huge hole right on the tailbone area.
Now, doctors told me it'd take about 8 weeks to heal, at most 10.
Oh boy, how wrong they were.
The wound just closed two weeks ago. Now, I didn't exactly mind having to lay in bed all day and watching shows, since I was on spring break, anyway. However, it lasted into the summer term, as well. My ass still hurts after 30 to 40 minutes of sitting, so I have to keep sitting on one of my legs (hard to explain, but I think you know what I mean) so I can make it through SOME of my classes.

Since attendance was compulsory in many of my classes, I already flunked them due to my constant check ups at the Doc's place. About 50% or so? And I'm already behind my studies, since I changed colleges and didn't get even remotely half my shit accreddited.

Because that wasn't enough, my father developed a severe gastritis. I'd say I love my dad and shit, but truth be told, he's one of the factors I absolutely despise living at home (more on that later). Anyway, he was vomiting from dusk till dawn, and when we found out what the reason was (he's a heavy smoker and the nicotine apparently removed most of his stomach acids. Sorry, kinda fuzzy explanation, I didn't get most of what he told me). Anyway, he stayed at home with me.
But even in my state (I was on some heavy painkillers since I had constant cramps in the butt area) he seriously expected me to take care of him and got pissed when I told him to take care of his shit himself.

Fast forward 2 months; He's still annoying as fuck, but at least he's trying to give up on smoking (after I've urged him for the last 11 years or so to quit smoking). He received a list of different docs listing the things he's allowed to eat and things he has to avoid.
WELL GUESS WHAT HE FUCKING EATS? EXACTLY, the shit he's supposed to ignore. And he starts lamenting how his stomach aches after having eaten that stuff EVERY. DAMN. EVENING.
To make matters worse, he seems to have the impression that I'm his secretary.
Since his German sucks balls, he has me phone literally every doctor who's specialized in gastrology within a 20km radius. Like ????
I know it sounds incredible but I have stuff to do?

point 3 is my shitty job, oh my god I hate my job so much, I don't even know where to start.

I'm working at the local airport in the baggage tracing.
Most of the people coming there are nice, despite there luggage not having arrived at their destination along them.
But holy fuck, some people are so incredibly stupid it physically hurts.
A couple once tried to take a suitcase because the owner of that suitcase had accidentally taken theirs. When we told them that they couldn't do that and that we couldn't hand out personal information (data protection regulations in Germany) those fucktards went to the Bundespolizei (federal police, basically) and had them retrieve information on the passenger - which was non existent (fuck you, twatbags).

Other passengers are a whole different kind of stupid. Now, I don't wanna brag, but I'd say with me speaking 5 languages (some more fluent than others, admittedly), I'm pretty fit for the job.
We had a Spaniard + family there some time ago. Upon registering their data that dude got super pissed because it took so long.
WELL, SHEESH SORRY FUCKER IF YOU DON'T SPEAL ANYTHING BESIDES SPANISH MAYBE GET OFF YOUR LAZY ARSE AND LEARN ONE OF THE 1000 LANGUAGES, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
Not to mention that my wage is almost as much a joke as my existence and I will never be able to study abroad for a term, not to mention afford my own place anytime soon./r


#121021 - twatter
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(06/08/2016) [-]
ITT Stories no one cares about?

I just got back from a holiday to see family, while I was there me and one of my cousins opened up to eachother about so many things.
Now, I've struggled with depression and suicide attempts blah blah blah whatever, but I always felt like my cousin understood even though I'd never heard of them struggling with anything. While I was opening up to them, they opened up to me and told me about their depression and how they'd tried to kill themselves too. Then we went and got high because it was my first time.

It was nice. It's nice to know my gut feeling was right and that there's someone else in my family who understands what it's like.

MFW I realised I have someone I can go to without being judged now.
#121081 to #121021 - birdss
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(06/22/2016) [-]
didnt even read it.
#121082 to #121081 - twatter
Reply 0
(06/22/2016) [-]
k?
#121020 - shadowdoogen
Reply 0
(06/07/2016) [-]
Random question, what is the average sentence for attempted murder in Japan?

Google isn't helping
#121018 - saltyfries ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/07/2016) [-]
Hey Ohioan's, I got a question for ya, how come all the cities have declining populations, but the state itself has an increasing pop? As far as I know only Columbus has an increasing pop.
#121019 to #121018 - shadowdoogen
Reply +2
(06/07/2016) [-]
Inbreeding in small unmapped towns
#121007 - nippleking
Reply 0
(06/06/2016) [-]
Hello
#120981 - satoasami
Reply +7
(06/06/2016) [-]
AnomynousUser, captainspankmonkey, chillybean, djdragontwist, duskmane, empirennn, hybredmoon, incubi, jackthunderjt, jjvoodoo, leonhardt, Sethorein, totallytito, AreyouSerious, averageniceguy, blackspace, buddywuggle, Detlik, friedepidermis, immortalfear, infinitereaper, iwasinnam, kaboomz, labrys, matralith, megaowl, Nintendokami, originalsss, papitheharpy, sorrowfulone, thesinful, yoshibee, zipov

AnomynousUser, captainspankmonkey, friedepidermis, iamchicken, megatronusoftarn, sanitarysan, syrianbro, Sperit, Tyranitar, infinitereaper, youngneil, abbieru, arearea, AreyouSerious, buddywuggle, chokebee, crixuz, Detlik, friedgreenpomatoes, Gute, hearthofsin, immortalfear, jackthunderjt, kaboomz, larrallina, leonhardt, lordsepulchure, matralith, maxfreelancepolice, papitheharpy, rayeightk, Sethorein, sorrowfulone, Spacemarine, thejusticar, thekeeperofthumbs, totallytito, trisomytwentyone, yodaiam, yoshibee, theguywhofarted

You'd be surprised just how often and how frequently I have Bronies of all people coming by asking me for requests for Pony related art

I just need to address this right now. I don't watch MLP...in my freetime. I watched a shit load of it back when I actually used to babysit. I know the names of the characters but I am not 110% invested into it like the other members of the Bronie fandom are

So since these Bronies wanted to see some pony related art I figure I'd draw them a couple of one off's to see how they react to it.
#121013 to #120981 - chokebee
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(06/06/2016) [-]
sorry dude, but I joined up with you only for some avatar stuff, not brony stuff.
#121014 to #121013 - satoasami
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(06/06/2016) [-]
There won't always be pony stuff the point is bronies are really annoying and keep bothering me for art
#121015 to #121014 - chokebee
Reply 0
(06/06/2016) [-]
then keep making more and keep including non-bronies into mentions so they can come and brag how they're not bronies.
nice pony though
#121016 to #121015 - satoasami
Reply +1
(06/06/2016) [-]
That's Rarity she makes dresses and loves Jewels

The Asami of pones
#121017 to #121016 - chokebee
Reply 0
(06/06/2016) [-]
Damn they even have pokemon names.
Good going mate.
#121009 to #120981 - syrianbro
Reply 0
(06/06/2016) [-]
nigga pls die.
#121010 to #121009 - satoasami
Reply 0
(06/06/2016) [-]
Glimmer is next your Waifu won't be sparred
#121011 to #121010 - syrianbro
Reply 0
(06/06/2016) [-]
Dont you fucking dare homo

I will rip your fuckin heart out.
#121012 to #121011 - satoasami
Reply 0
(06/06/2016) [-]
Asamiism will be the new religion your Waifu forces people to conform to
#121005 to #120981 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/06/2016) [-]
inb4 finding ways to exploit pony magic and shit like that.
And deforestation.
#121006 to #121005 - satoasami
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(06/06/2016) [-]
Its like you know what's about to happen before it happens its like you're a fucking wizard

<--

>Fluttershy's forest.png
#121008 to #121006 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/06/2016) [-]
All you got to do is read enough Murrposts and viola~
#121002 to #120981 - crixuz ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/06/2016) [-]
Noice
#120990 to #120981 - buddywuggle
Reply 0
(06/06/2016) [-]
I could see Sato getting along really well with Diamond Tiara.
#120994 to #120990 - satoasami
Reply +1
(06/06/2016) [-]
Or Trixie.
#120995 to #120994 - buddywuggle
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(06/06/2016) [-]
The three together, a perfect trifecta!
#120996 to #120995 - satoasami
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(06/06/2016) [-]
I chose Rarity because Rarity makes pretty dresses and loves shiny rocks.
#120984 to #120981 - Sethorein
Reply +1
(06/06/2016) [-]
You're drawing her being nice. Weird
#120985 to #120984 - satoasami
Reply 0
(06/06/2016) [-]
This is the slow build the next scene is gonna be about her destroying Fluttershy's forest.
#120992 to #120985 - Sethorein
Reply 0
(06/06/2016) [-]
There we go, that's the murr I know
#120993 to #120992 - satoasami
Reply 0
(06/06/2016) [-]
I raise your smug Weiss with my smug Winter
#120997 to #120993 - Sethorein
Reply 0
(06/06/2016) [-]
If you ain't bullying my Weiss or rubes I'm satisfied. Though d. VA is my new waifu.
#120998 to #120997 - satoasami
Reply 0
(06/06/2016) [-]
Doritos...

Also Tracer/Mercy best girls
#120999 to #120998 - Sethorein
Reply 0
(06/06/2016) [-]
Mercy is a very close #2. I only waifu dva cause I main her. Also tracer has a God awful accent.
#121000 to #120999 - satoasami
Reply 0
(06/06/2016) [-]
Tracer's booty was sculpted by jesus himself also her mouth is for blowjobs not talking

Also Mercy heals cocks with her mouth
#121001 to #121000 - Sethorein
Reply 0
(06/06/2016) [-]
Tracer has the weakest booty tho. Widow's booty was made for 'mirin. Same with mercy.

I'll agree with what her mouth probably excels in. Imagine it. Time dilated bjs.
#121004 to #121003 - Sethorein
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(06/06/2016) [-]
She's my perfect dream idol.

Also she streams herself murdering people. That's fuckin rad.
#120983 to #120981 - Nintendokami
Reply +1
(06/06/2016) [-]
It's awesome how close your art style is to MLP.
#120987 to #120983 - satoasami
Reply +1
(06/06/2016) [-]
Needs more Nora.
#120988 to #120987 - Nintendokami
Reply 0
(06/06/2016) [-]
...
#120991 to #120988 - satoasami
Reply 0
(06/06/2016) [-]
Its true tho. I keep saying i'm gonna draw more best loli but I dunno when the time is right
#120982 to #120981 - papitheharpy
Reply 0
(06/06/2016) [-]
Im trying to masturbate man....
#120986 to #120982 - satoasami
Reply +1
(06/06/2016) [-]
Let me help you.
#120989 to #120986 - papitheharpy
Reply +1
(06/06/2016) [-]
I got it covered
#120980 - payseht
Reply 0
(06/06/2016) [-]
Depression

High intelligence, unhappiness, unreasonable sadness because you have a good life, "static" in your brain when there's silence so you constantly need your senses to be overly stimulated

How do you deal with it? Do you take medication? Have you seen a psychologist/psychiatric?
#121050 to #120980 - anon
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(06/13/2016) [-]
Might be too late, but I've had my struggles.
I use medications and I see my psychiatrist.

Did you need to talk? How are you?
#121051 to #121050 - payseht
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(06/13/2016) [-]
Went through a periodic crisis up there where crying is constant and the depression is crippling. I'm fine now, for now;
what medication are you taking and how was the process? Is it ongoing, looking for different types, or have you found the ones that help you?
How much are they helping and have you tried other alternatives?

The one time I tried medication, I ended up waking up in a pool of blood. I'm not conscious during my crises so it was quite shocking seeing bone through my hands... the pills said it raises suicide risks so... I don't know who the dumbass thinking that's nothing for people suffering of depression but I've been very suspicious with medicine since. It's been over 5 years since then and no other alternative worked, but I'm hearing good things from those that did... so I'm getting desperate enough to maybe try again
#121052 to #121051 - anon
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(06/13/2016) [-]
Before, when I was really in a dark place (more or less in my own world) I had to use antipsychotics, antidepressants, pills to help with the side effects and the whole shabang.
Did something traumatic happen to you?
I had a handful of traumatic events from I was 7 to I was 11, and I started smoking weed when I was 12 so I could escape reality. At 14 I was offered acid and I used that two-thirds times a week for a year. I then moved over to cocaine. If I hadn't resolved to drugs I can guarantee you that I wouldn't have been this fucked up. I've really caused a lot of damage to the people around me.
Now I'm 22 and I've been clean for one and a half years. Mental situation is better, I'm not hearing things anymore.

What diagnoses do you have?
You know, I truly want you to get better. Your head not working is the most crippling thing.
#120977 - PPD
Reply 0
(06/04/2016) [-]
This place still exists? It has been 4 years since I've last logged on.
#120976 - whitechino
Reply 0
(06/04/2016) [-]
RIP
#120978 to #120976 - optunizer
Reply 0
(06/04/2016) [-]
rip in piece
#120975 - kunchuma
Reply 0
(06/03/2016) [-]
how does hrt work? like what kind of pills do people take? and do they have to take them forever?
#121058 to #120975 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/14/2016) [-]
Much as one might expect, you take hormone suppressors to get rid of the trash you have, and then hormone injections for the cash you don't. As far as I know only some effects are permanent, le wikipedo has a list. If you stop some things will go back, others will not, particularly if you started pre-puberty.