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User avatar #115276 - truemox (10/15/2014) [-]
Someone from a scandinavian country respond, if you don't mind.

What's life like in a moderatly socialist state? Does the worker have respect and dignity?
#115300 to #115276 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/17/2014) [-]




#115306 to #115300 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/17/2014) [-]
Hory shit, you mad.
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#115266 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Howdy, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I’m a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%
#115267 to #115266 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!
#115251 - fuckya (10/14/2014) [-]
I've spent my who life wanting to be in the military.   
I left for BMT end of July this year.   
I just got home last Friday, due to medical problems. I pretty much walk with a slight limp unless I'm on lotsa painkillers.   
Hold me...
I've spent my who life wanting to be in the military.
I left for BMT end of July this year.
I just got home last Friday, due to medical problems. I pretty much walk with a slight limp unless I'm on lotsa painkillers.
Hold me...
User avatar #115274 to #115251 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
Which Doctor were you?
User avatar #115259 to #115251 - vermillionbobcat (10/14/2014) [-]
lol which branch
User avatar #115261 to #115259 - fuckya (10/14/2014) [-]
I got stress reactions in my knees and ankles and the only fucking reason why I got moved out was because my MTI caught me limping at one point.
User avatar #115262 to #115261 - vermillionbobcat (10/14/2014) [-]
Currently SrA Sec. Forces now. 4 Years in. I say go Marines, they take anyone.
User avatar #115264 to #115262 - fuckya (10/14/2014) [-]
Was gunna try Navy.
Big time swimmer and already PADI certified diver. Go diving er day.
User avatar #115263 to #115262 - vermillionbobcat (10/14/2014) [-]
What squadron were you from?
User avatar #115265 to #115263 - fuckya (10/14/2014) [-]
320th. Flt 538. PJ Flight.
User avatar #115268 to #115265 - vermillionbobcat (10/14/2014) [-]
I was 320th too. Flt 664.
User avatar #115269 to #115268 - fuckya (10/14/2014) [-]
Thats good to hear. I'm happy that I'm not talking to a Cub.
User avatar #115270 to #115269 - vermillionbobcat (10/14/2014) [-]
Hahah GATORS!!!
User avatar #115272 to #115270 - lawlfailwinepic (10/14/2014) [-]
you guys wouldn't believe how much i respect you.

User avatar #115275 to #115272 - fuckya (10/15/2014) [-]
Thank you m8.
#115249 - themarineelite ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
>Be me
>Be 18 yo in Highschool
>Girl I knew from highschool
>Easy 9/10 cheerleader with ADD
>Ask her out to a dance, learn she has a boyfriend
>Decide fuck it and be friends and have a good time, She breaks up with him
>People encouraging me to make a move (personally don't give a fuck)
>Try making moves by asking her out, End up as friends
>Try asking her to prom while at Disney World, Goes horribly wrong
>Decide to be ready to forget about her after I graduate
>She texts me on my birthday (during summer)
>We hang out, Nothing sexual just friends
>She texts me after that saying she misses me and wants to hang out again
>We hang out at a football game just having a good time, End up sleeping over at her house
>Don't do anything cuz parents down the hall and don't feel like being castrated that night and I was tired af, Text her next day asking if she wanted "something" to happen that night
>She acts confused and I explain everything to her, She stopped texting me every week
>End up texting her recently coming out with everything
>"I would never stop talking to you themarineelite, It's just I think of you as a friend, and besides I don't do relationships, I'm very independent", Decide to keep my manhood and don't go back on anything I said
>Fast forward 2 weeks
>See her at Homecoming game at my highschool with a new boyfriend (Don't really blame him for anything), Don't make Eye contact with her
>MRW this bitch led me on
User avatar #115278 to #115249 - thatonetyler (10/15/2014) [-]
it happens to best of us buddy, what i recommend is dont make any contact for a while, i had almost the same thing happen to me, i was in love with this girl back in my junior year of highschool and she was a senior going off to college, well everything seemed like it was going great then i left for the army and kinda got friendzoned while i was away training, when i came home from basic training i started my senior year and didnt talk to her until november, and from there i would periodically text her just checking in and showing that i cared about her as a friend, i then got into a serious relationship with another girl and after the girl dumped me because she went off to college, amy was there for me and now we are talking again and most likely will be dating sooner or later, so just give it time and stay as her distant friend, and one day she will realize what she lost, for my girl it took 2 years of maturing and living on her own to figure out who she really was and now she came back for me and everything perfect now, so keep your head up and also im sorry for wording all of this so badly its been a while since i shared life experiences and hard for me to explain everything perfectly.
User avatar #115279 to #115278 - themarineelite ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
I also forgot to mention that she was also the kind of girl who leave subtle messages on facebook that I knew were directed at me. One such saying "It's a shame that you defend someone for so long despite what everyone says, only to realize what everyone said about them was true", which was posted 1 hour after I texted her and tried to clear things up and she said everything was cool. I bit back a little with a wall post. I also kind of guessed that she was a very insecure girl and had some social issues like rumors and stuff and I don't necessarily blame her for that. But I can't live my life just waiting for her to come around. I deleted her #, her snapchat, and facebook. I'm stopping because I need to do it for me.
User avatar #115280 to #115279 - thatonetyler (10/15/2014) [-]
good for you man, thats awesome, dont deal with girls like that, they are shallow and will bring you down, ive had my fair share of girls who only wanted the best things for themselves and not me, so i told them to go fuck themselves
#115248 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/13/2014) [-]
Anyone down to play cards against humanity online?
#115247 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #115260 to #115247 - vermillionbobcat (10/14/2014) [-]
No solicitors.
#115244 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/13/2014) [-]
Why do American girls like Canadian guys so much?
User avatar #115286 to #115244 - teoberry (10/16/2014) [-]
cuz canadian guys are foreign and theyll jump on that.

source: friend plays team canada beisbol
User avatar #115253 to #115244 - gmarrox ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
American girls are "always right" and Canadian dudes apologize a lot so if we're being honest it's a perfect match.
#115255 to #115253 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
damn nigga thats a good theory
User avatar #115250 to #115244 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
we're very exotic
User avatar #115246 to #115244 - fishinyourface (10/13/2014) [-]
they probably think it's super romantic and it's similar to "forbidden love" even though it's not
#115233 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/13/2014) [-]
What music do you fags listen to?
User avatar #115257 to #115233 - birdss (10/14/2014) [-]
Justin bieber - boyfriend ( acoustic version)
Marina and the diamonds - primadonna girl
Paramore - still into you
Pixie lott - cry me out
User avatar #115254 to #115233 - gmarrox ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
Post proto-punk emo death polka fusion.
User avatar #115252 to #115233 - fuckya (10/14/2014) [-]
Post-Grunge mostly. Also, lotsa Tool.
Like me sum Dubstep here and there too.
User avatar #115242 to #115233 - TheseChocodiles (10/13/2014) [-]
four songs ive been listening to a lot
mapei - dont wait
often by the weeknd - kygo remix
waterloo sunset - the kinks
you dont know me - armand van helden

so there you go eat that shit up
User avatar #115243 to #115242 - Sunset (10/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #115240 to #115233 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (10/13/2014) [-]
The gay kind.
User avatar #115225 - bushingenna (10/13/2014) [-]
yik yak is confusing the fuck out of me.

i come on this site thinking i can thumb my own shit up. ive been here for 4 years. ive never tried to thumb my own shitty shit up
User avatar #115215 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
this board is for dorks
User avatar #115258 to #115215 - birdss (10/14/2014) [-]
hi babe
User avatar #115235 to #115215 - dusters ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
hi alexanderburns lol
User avatar #115236 to #115235 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #115237 to #115236 - dusters ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
why are you always trying to flirt with me?
User avatar #115238 to #115237 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
have you looked in the mirror recently
who can resist
User avatar #115239 to #115238 - dusters ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
you always make me blush so easily alexander
User avatar #115216 to #115215 - TheseChocodiles (10/12/2014) [-]
shut up moron
User avatar #115217 to #115216 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
Exhibit A
User avatar #115218 to #115217 - TheseChocodiles (10/12/2014) [-]
actually i just asked my friend for confirmation and apparently im very cool so
User avatar #115219 to #115218 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
Well, duh. Of course dork girls are cool to dorks.
User avatar #115220 to #115219 - TheseChocodiles (10/13/2014) [-]
actually hes gay and couldn't be less dorky
i dont think hes ever read a book in his life if im honest
User avatar #115221 to #115220 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
You have your terminology wrong, dork.
Nerds are smart social rejects.
Dorks are dumb social outcasts.
User avatar #115222 to #115221 - TheseChocodiles (10/13/2014) [-]
well then to be a dork you gotta be afraid of people and people aint shit lol
User avatar #115224 to #115222 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
Exhibit A
User avatar #115213 - Izen ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
It's my friend's 21st birthday today, but he's stuck in the hospital after a car accident and the docs are scared to let him drink with the pain meds he's on. Dude has a great sense of humor, so please snapchat him pics of alcohol.
Any alcohol, be it top-shelf whiskey or isopropyl

>tldr snapchat this fucker alcohol: pendragon19
snapchat again is: pendragon19
User avatar #115201 - rplix (10/12/2014) [-]
Got grinded on by around 5 girls total tonight at this concert. Also got grinded from behind by a girl. It was weird, but I went with it.
User avatar #115227 to #115201 - ljxjlos ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
Once I´ve been grinded by a black guy with a giant afro.

Now I don´t really go to the disco anymore.
User avatar #115229 to #115227 - rplix (10/13/2014) [-]
Sounds pretty hot.
#115223 to #115201 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/13/2014) [-]
ew girls gross
#115194 - MisguidedIdiot (10/12/2014) [-]
your momma eats cat poo
#115192 - lawlfailwinepic (10/11/2014) [-]
okay guys, i need your help. so, i'm trying to upload a video as content, but as you can see it says i'm unable to. it says in the picture that i am however allowed to upload .mp4 files, and that is what my video is, an .mp4 file. i've never uploaded a video before now, so can someone please tell me what i'm doing wrong?
User avatar #115202 to #115192 - krevlick (10/12/2014) [-]
Quick fix: Upload to youtube then add youtube video. Not much of a content uploader so thats about all I can suggest.
User avatar #115208 to #115202 - lawlfailwinepic (10/12/2014) [-]
ill try it.
#115190 - gabemczombie ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
Mountain dew is fucking disgusting. Why do people love it?
User avatar #115228 to #115190 - ljxjlos ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
Tried it once, it was okay.

Dr. Pepper, tho, was easily the most disgusting drink I´ve ever had.
User avatar #115287 to #115228 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
We can't be friends anymore.
User avatar #115288 to #115287 - ljxjlos ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]

it´s true, tho
User avatar #115289 to #115288 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #115232 to #115228 - gabemczombie ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
I want to try that
User avatar #115199 to #115190 - nigalthornberry (10/12/2014) [-]
I drink diet dew when theres no water
User avatar #115205 to #115199 - gabemczombie ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
Why not milk?
User avatar #115210 to #115205 - nigalthornberry (10/12/2014) [-]
Because there is none at work
User avatar #115211 to #115210 - gabemczombie ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
So you have mountain dew, but not milk?
User avatar #115226 to #115212 - gabemczombie ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
#115195 to #115190 - MisguidedIdiot (10/12/2014) [-]
it gives u a really good sugar rush
User avatar #115203 to #115195 - gabemczombie ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
It does?
#115245 to #115203 - MisguidedIdiot (10/13/2014) [-]
makes u wanna do the dew yah
User avatar #115193 to #115190 - ScottP (10/11/2014) [-]
I prefer Sprite
User avatar #115206 to #115193 - gabemczombie ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
I agree
#115191 to #115190 - lawlfailwinepic (10/11/2014) [-]
everybody has their own. i for one love mtn dew. but i couldn't really tell you why i like it so much. maybe its because there's so many flavors to choose from. it just tastes good to me, i guess.
everybody has their own. i for one love mtn dew. but i couldn't really tell you why i like it so much. maybe its because there's so many flavors to choose from. it just tastes good to me, i guess.
User avatar #115204 to #115191 - gabemczombie ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
There are different flavours?
User avatar #115207 to #115204 - lawlfailwinepic (10/12/2014) [-]
yes. Like code red, voltage, live wire, typhoon, white out, the kick starts, etc.
User avatar #115209 to #115207 - gabemczombie ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #115181 - themarineelite ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
I'm very reclusive when it comes to being social. I don't really get anxiety anymore, but I just like to keep to myself when I'm in public. Anyone else like this?
User avatar #115200 to #115181 - nigalthornberry (10/12/2014) [-]
A lot of time I just don't give a fuck
#115196 to #115181 - MisguidedIdiot (10/12/2014) [-]
too lazy to socialize
User avatar #115189 to #115181 - gabemczombie ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
Yep. I don't have a problem with people talking to me, i just won't talk to them
User avatar #115188 to #115181 - aamann (10/11/2014) [-]
Aye aye.
User avatar #115185 to #115181 - ScottP (10/11/2014) [-]
Same. Sometimes though I'll see someone and I'll get the urge to just forego everything and say "Hi"

But then I remember that people don't like being talked to by random strangers while they're eating at a park.
User avatar #115184 to #115181 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
just you
User avatar #115178 - iatedub (10/10/2014) [-]
Admin, You gotta a glitch to fix was browsing the front page and pressed the right arrow and it sent me here.
User avatar #115174 - maxxumum (10/10/2014) [-]
i need a news article for a school report pls.
User avatar #115175 to #115174 - maxxumum (10/10/2014) [-]
like really
#115164 - ScottP (10/10/2014) [-]
I used to be so happy and naive...

Also I never realized how chunky my cheeks were back then
#115186 to #115164 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/11/2014) [-]
You look like the non-lifting version of this guy.

Same shade of nipples too.
User avatar #115187 to #115186 - ScottP (10/11/2014) [-]
Well that's what I'm aiming for by the time I graduate college...so I've got about 6 years to do so.
#115173 to #115164 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/10/2014) [-]
soon you're gonna look like a buff yao ming.
User avatar #115167 to #115164 - neas ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
My dude. What the fuck. Ask that girl out you just told me about. You're attractive as hell and you should have no worries.
User avatar #115169 to #115167 - ScottP (10/10/2014) [-]
Well thanks for that compliment haha
But I'm rather shy in person and it's difficult for me to start up conversations
Although I've been trying a lot more during the last month
User avatar #115172 to #115169 - neas ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
I'm also very shy in person. The more you talk to her, the easier it will become to start conversations. But i'm sure you've been noticing that in this last month if you've been talking to her more.
User avatar #115180 to #115172 - ScottP (10/10/2014) [-]
I've only talked to her a couple of times after class and online, and once when I ran into her at the gym. I just never really know what to talk about other than school stuff, and that isn't really all that interesting
#115197 to #115180 - MisguidedIdiot (10/12/2014) [-]
then be interesting. if u wanna make babies u gotta keep it smoooooooth
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