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#113258 - thewillow (07/17/2014) [-]
There is no reason to live life.
User avatar #113327 to #113258 - TheseChocodiles (07/19/2014) [-]
This is so fucking stupid and now I'm annoyed, I thought there was going to be some sort of food for thought in relation to existentialism or absurdism or whatever but nope just some cunt being like 'when u die ur died haha lol' thats it thats the whole thing in a nutshell
User avatar #113294 to #113258 - klaes (07/18/2014) [-]
This argument is actually slightly flawed. Although the person in question won't exist anymore their children will remember their existence and will be affected by the lack of it. Sure, if you're a selfish prick you can argue "oh it doesn't matter because you're dead" but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try to continue to live to help your family while you're alive.
#113277 to #113258 - anonymous (07/17/2014) [-]

if you're over the age of 13 you should have figured this out.
User avatar #113282 to #113277 - thewillow (07/17/2014) [-]
You misspelled 'Sherlock'.

Also, what I have posted is not an objective fact. Just a something to spark discussion.
#113284 to #113282 - anonymous (07/17/2014) [-]
no one will discuss this.

it's not smart or clever or radical, it's just dumb and pretentious bullshit.

end of the thread.
#113274 to #113258 - anonymous (07/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, I've come to terms with this a long time ago and I don't feel as pathetic as you do. Get the fuck over yourself.
User avatar #113283 to #113274 - thewillow (07/17/2014) [-]
When did I ever say I felt pathetic? I'm quite happy with my life, thank you.
User avatar #113273 to #113258 - atrocitustheking (07/17/2014) [-]
Be advised.jpg
This is a fucking load.
User avatar #113255 - fisheh (07/17/2014) [-]
so guys, leaning a bit on psychology, what should i brush up/ do a bit of research on next after it
User avatar #113289 to #113255 - fisheh (07/18/2014) [-]
what are some book titles for these? ima head down to the local library tomorrow and i may check out a few books
User avatar #113263 to #113255 - gonnafag ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Maslows Hierarchy Theory
User avatar #113271 to #113263 - atrocitustheking (07/17/2014) [-]
Actually, this might be better.
#113261 to #113255 - atrocitustheking (07/17/2014) [-]
Learn Proto-Indo-European. It's a dead extrapolated language that is the distant ancestor of all European, several Middle-Eastern, and even Indian languages like Sanskrit. Obscure as fuck? Sure. But it might be fun to study the family tree of your mother tongue (unless you're from Japan or something).
User avatar #113257 to #113255 - gmarrox (07/17/2014) [-]
Everyone should have a basic knowledge of computer programming. So that.
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#113237 - mrallex (07/16/2014) [-]
are people actually able to pull a face like this?
User avatar #113259 to #113237 - atrocitustheking (07/17/2014) [-]
Just tried it. Don't think I could manage whatever's going on with that upper lip.
User avatar #113264 to #113259 - lip ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
I can't manage either.
#113232 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [-]
The so called meaningful things one achieved are invalidated by the fact that everything we do and perceive is actually an illusion set up by our own mind. So what we perceive as meaningful is only based on the mindset of ourselves or the people around us, but not on reality. Also the fact that in the end it all fades away takes away any purpose, because in the end, also that fades away and it degraded to nothingness.
User avatar #113256 to #113232 - gmarrox (07/17/2014) [-]
Try masturbating into a microwaved grapefruit. Shit's cash.
User avatar #113244 to #113232 - TheseChocodiles (07/16/2014) [-]
well if you realise this, then validate achievement according to you and how you think. Also wtf is ''reality'', you think there must be some actual right meaning to everything, of course there isn't, the only things looking at reality right now are human beings, so reality is and always will be completely subjective.
Create your own meaning and stop looking for the right one.
User avatar #113235 to #113232 - birdss (07/16/2014) [-]
You must be living a sad life.
User avatar #113245 to #113235 - TheseChocodiles (07/16/2014) [-]
didn't even say goodbye to us when you decided you were too good, way to be a piece of shit
User avatar #113250 to #113249 - TheseChocodiles (07/16/2014) [-]
lol bye!!! enjoy cleaning or whatever
User avatar #113252 to #113250 - birdss (07/16/2014) [-]
lol im at the technical staff atm so no cleaning for moi!!
User avatar #113286 to #113252 - TheseChocodiles (07/17/2014) [-]
are you focusing on your career or just sick of us, remember distance makes the heart grow fonder
User avatar #113302 to #113286 - birdss (07/18/2014) [-]
both, maybe in the future when my career/study is finally settled i'll be crawling back on my knees sucking dick for 9/11.

I know thats why I distanced myself of yous xx
User avatar #113239 to #113235 - dusters (07/16/2014) [-]
Just like you, you filthy cunt
#113240 to #113239 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [-]
Did some shit happen between the ten hours between your posts? Cause you went from pretty reasonably to pretty aggressive.
User avatar #113242 to #113240 - dusters (07/16/2014) [-]
No, birds is just a filthy cunt and he knows it

Thesechocodiles can vouch for it
User avatar #113247 to #113246 - dusters (07/16/2014) [-]
you homo
User avatar #113248 to #113247 - birdss (07/16/2014) [-]
yeh you.
User avatar #113251 to #113248 - dusters (07/16/2014) [-]
why did you leave
User avatar #113253 to #113251 - birdss (07/16/2014) [-]
because i'm rolling in the deep with adele.
#113241 to #113240 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [-]
And god fucking damn it why do I keep misspelling reasonable like that.
User avatar #113243 to #113241 - dusters (07/16/2014) [-]
Idk bby do u need a hug
User avatar #113234 to #113232 - guiguito (07/16/2014) [-]
You'll die anyways, why not do the thing?
User avatar #113233 to #113232 - dusters (07/16/2014) [-]
I was fond of nihilism and other philosophical bullshit too when I was 16, you'll get over it. It's gonna be okay
#113228 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [-]
Any 2000's Kids? CHECK US OUT
#113229 to #113228 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, this isn't OGCJ at all.
#113227 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [-]
Opinions on Palestine and Isreal fighting :0
User avatar #113236 to #113227 - vwanyama ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Not really a fight, Palestine are being detroyed.
User avatar #113230 to #113227 - gmarrox (07/16/2014) [-]
I hope they win
User avatar #113224 - internetscaresme ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Things that you do that weird other people out.
I usually only flush the toilet when I go #2, if I go pee, I will just let it sit to save water(I will use febreze so it doesn't smell though.)
User avatar #113328 to #113224 - TheseChocodiles (07/19/2014) [-]
I still do that thing where you dont open coke cans the full way and then suck on the top. My friends say I do this because of my retard child brain which lead them to go into this whole bit about me walking into an exam hall and there being a special corner for me where i can colour in my colouring books with my favourite crayons while everybody else does their A levels
User avatar #113262 to #113224 - atrocitustheking (07/17/2014) [-]
Curse in foreign languages. I don't know the languages, just their profanity.
User avatar #113231 to #113224 - gmarrox (07/16/2014) [-]
Me and my roommate do this really funny prank where we invite people over and then have sex with each other so they think we're gay it's a good laugh and they totally fall for it ever time.
#113269 to #113231 - atrocitustheking (07/17/2014) [-]
Dude, you don't need a fucking excuse.
#113226 to #113224 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [-]
I like to piss in my sink instead of my toilet because my dick is like a hose pipe sometimes
User avatar #113220 - ScottP (07/15/2014) [-]
I don't know where to really post this, but I'm trying to write a 5-episode mini-show about two teenage roommates who have super-powers. I know that I want the last episode to introduce a super-villain and I know that the first episode will have the two guys dabbling in being a superhero, but then leaving it alone for the time being.

I'm having trouble getting ideas for what happens in between. Any suggestions?
User avatar #113292 to #113220 - Aethlius (07/18/2014) [-]
what are the superheros
User avatar #113399 to #113292 - ScottP (07/21/2014) [-]
They're not heroes, at least not yet. One has super-speed and the other can make portals.

I actually finally came up with a plot for the 5-episode season and I'm working on the scripts for the last two episodes now
User avatar #113400 to #113399 - Aethlius (07/21/2014) [-]
oh, alright well lemme know if you need help. i like coming up with shit
User avatar #113401 to #113400 - ScottP (07/21/2014) [-]
Yup, thanks man
User avatar #113209 - guiguito (07/15/2014) [-]
Found out i am prettier than Obama and bought a harmonica, so how was your monday?
User avatar #113217 to #113209 - ScottP (07/15/2014) [-]
A girl jumped out of a moving car a few houses down from me just a few minutes ago. She's fine though. I don't know why she did it, but she was crying.
User avatar #113219 to #113217 - kangaroorat (07/15/2014) [-]
A friend of mine got stoned and saw a yard sale, so he jumped out the window of a moving car. His mom ran over his leg.
Maybe she was high and saw a yard sale.
User avatar #113211 to #113209 - DCat (07/15/2014) [-]
Well a good cam of the new Transformers movie was uploaded to a few torrent sites yesterday finally so there's that.
User avatar #113212 to #113211 - guiguito (07/15/2014) [-]
pick one
User avatar #113213 to #113212 - DCat (07/15/2014) [-]

Well it's not like there's anything else that has came out recently, now is it?
User avatar #113214 to #113213 - guiguito (07/15/2014) [-]
You could always start on a new series, of course you will be comtemplating your existence once it's over but it's more statisfying than a movie for shure.
User avatar #113215 to #113214 - DCat (07/15/2014) [-]
And what'd you have in mind?
User avatar #113216 to #113215 - guiguito (07/15/2014) [-]
That depends on your taste, but more important if you just want to waste your time or get really into the thing.
User avatar #113221 to #113216 - DCat (07/15/2014) [-]
My time is worthless and I'll pretty much watch anything, so suggest away.
User avatar #113222 to #113221 - guiguito (07/15/2014) [-]
I was about to sugest star trek to pass the time, but then it hit me.
Fucking aqua teen hunger force, that shit cray
User avatar #113223 to #113222 - DCat (07/16/2014) [-]
I'll check out the old Star Trek episodes. Loved the movies(old ones) so they should be just as good. Already seen ATHF. 8th season is best season

#113208 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
fabulous and sparklyvibes
#113196 - Orc (07/14/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Has anybody here joined any clubs at their colleges? I'm moving to an area where I don't know anybody and was planning on joining a club. Are they really that good for meeting people, or should I find a different way?
**Orc rolled image** Has anybody here joined any clubs at their colleges? I'm moving to an area where I don't know anybody and was planning on joining a club. Are they really that good for meeting people, or should I find a different way?
User avatar #113218 to #113196 - ScottP (07/15/2014) [-]
I was thinking of joining a Kendo club and a Tai Kwon Do club at my college, but we'll have to see
User avatar #113207 to #113196 - alimais (07/15/2014) [-]
You know which club to join

The Anime Club.flv
User avatar #113200 to #113196 - delphine (07/15/2014) [-]
It's a good bet. I met my best friends in college in art club, theatre and science club. But then our college was a jock college, so we non-jocks had to stick together for our survival. It's also good to take classes where your forced to work in groups, like a science lab.
User avatar #113201 to #113200 - Orc (07/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I had a similar issue at my old college. I'm still trying to decide which club I want to join. I plan on looking more into it, but I still have a year before I can transfer over there. Are there any types of clubs you could suggest? My social life at my last college was a total flop. It went from a perfect amount for me to the worst place I had ever been in a month. I couldn't maintain a friendship for the rest of the year, so I'm just trying to figure out the best way to build up on friends, but that situation kind of has me intense bodyloveed up with it. My confidence is gone, and I'm not quite positive what to do next.
User avatar #113202 to #113201 - delphine (07/15/2014) [-]
Go up to a group of people who look fun and say "hi".
Get involved in groups that are more active. I also made really great friends during Habitat for Humanity that I might not have made before because we ran in different circles. Theatre was also awesome because most of the people there were more laid back and accepting of other peoples' weirdness. You don't even have to act, I didn't-- I did backstage work and set design.
#113203 to #113202 - Orc (07/15/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Thanks, bro.
#113194 - stimtheone (07/14/2014) [-]
I don't think there's much of a chance there's a woman from my country within cannon firing distance in here. Plus, most would already be taken.   
But feel free to prove me wrong or whatever.
I don't think there's much of a chance there's a woman from my country within cannon firing distance in here. Plus, most would already be taken.

But feel free to prove me wrong or whatever.
#113260 to #113194 - atrocitustheking (07/17/2014) [-]
> within cannon firing range
Depends on the cannon. What is the "Paris gun"?
#113198 to #113194 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
anything can be a woman with a good imagination.
User avatar #113197 to #113194 - Orc (07/14/2014) [-]
Where do you live?
#113188 - datgrass ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
I'm looking for a nice sexy single that is in my area.
pls send request
#113205 to #113188 - gmarrox (07/15/2014) [-]

hmu bb
#113189 to #113188 - awesomerninjathing (07/14/2014) [-]
I'm in you're area :^)
User avatar #113190 to #113189 - datgrass ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
o hey bb
User avatar #113180 - LegititmateKyle (07/14/2014) [-]
Alright welcome to the dating board, hmu if your a QT.
User avatar #113171 - phanact (07/14/2014) [-]
buying gf press 333
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#113187 to #113171 - anonymous (07/14/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 808**
User avatar #113186 to #113171 - dancininseptember (07/14/2014) [-]
**dancininseptember rolls 942**
User avatar #113176 to #113171 - robogroovy (07/14/2014) [-]
i would say selling gf but that would tip off the NSA
saying NSA probably tips of the NSA.
digestive end product.
#113149 - hueman (07/14/2014) [-]
Let me tell you a story that scares me digestive end productless even to this day:

It was 2001 when this happened. I was still a kidfag and tagged along with my job hunting uncle for digestive end products and giggles. So he lands a job at this ultra mansion/plantation as a temporary caretaker (This is California, these things are a dozen a block). Of course, the owner promised my uncle $2,000 cash if he can look after the place for a few days, as he had to go on a business trip out of town and there was no other caretaker.

My uncle accepts and takes me along with him to help him scope it out. I still remember the place as being eerily empty; it was fabulous, no doubt, but there were no animals at all, no birds, no fish in the ponds, hell, there weren't even any bugs in the grass and flowers.

After the owner left us, with very explicit instructions to lock the cabinets, doors and windows when we bed down at night, I went out to play in the large backyard. It seems all fuzzy to me now, but I remember I had a playmate. I wasn't creeped out until it was over with and I realized my uncle and I were the only living souls in a twelve mile radius.
Shall I continue?
#113150 to #113149 - cptblacksparrow (07/14/2014) [-]
Please do
User avatar #113154 to #113150 - hueman (07/14/2014) [-]
So my uncle and I start bedding down for the night. As we were told, we lock all the cabinets, windows, and doors. My uncle told me to go and lock down the west wing (the intense bodyloveing place was huge, there were actually wings in the house) while he went upstairs to lock those doors. The west wing had this gargantuan dining room in it, and the windows were intense bodyloveing 10 feet tall and digestive end product. So I proceed to lock them down, and the sun was just about setting at this point.

There were three of these big windows to lock, and as I was about to lock the third and final window, I noticed movement outside. Now, like I said, there were no other sentient organisms on the premises, so I was naturally curious. I noticed it was a faint outline of a dress just floating casually by the window pane. I still remember the faded outlines of what resembled a face at the head.

This apparition just floated by the window, dress and all, and melted into a tree opposite the house. Being the little female amusement-systemfag I was back then, I was more curious than scared.

So I told my uncle this, and he tells me to go and wait in our given quarters while he finished locking up. While I was alone in the bedroom, I heard footsteps going back and forth outside the door, and I assumed it was my uncle. The footfalls followed a pacing pattern outside the door, and made me wonder why he wasn't locking up the house like he said he would. Only when he came back did he tell me there was nobody outside the door, and he had been probing outside the whole time.

User avatar #113160 to #113154 - iyellatstuff (07/14/2014) [-]
come on admin type faster
User avatar #113161 to #113157 - hueman (07/14/2014) [-]
My uncle and I then proceeded to sleep for the night; at least, we tried to sleep for the night. All through the night, there were all sorts of bumping and stomping from the floor above, as if someone were deliberately trying to aggravate us. At one point, our door sounded like it was being scratched across outside. The noises moved periodically, from upstairs to outside our door, then up again.

My uncle told me to sleep while he kept watch. He held in his hands a shotgun and a Bible, though many times before he had told me he was an atheist. The scratching the noises then kept going while the stomping ceased, moving from the door to the walls. At this point, I was crying and begging my uncle for us to leave.

I don't know how, but I finally fell asleep. My uncle must have fallen asleep in the night as well, for when I woke up the next morning, he was snoring loudly with the Bible clutched tightly to his chest and the shotgun lying on the floor. But the real kick was this: Somehow in the night, someone had moved the rocking chair from across the room and placed it at the foot of my bed, facing me. My uncle was not the sort to indulge in practical pranks, so naturally, I was terrified.

When we were both awake, we decided to eat our breakfast of some crackers we brought along instead of risking it out in the kitchen. My uncle at this point was torn between leaving for my sake, or staying and getting paid. For a man who had stayed in nothing but hotels and friends' houses for a year, $2000 was a lot for him to risk life and limb for.

Eventually, we both agreed to stalk out the door and take a look around. Despite last night's episode, there were no scratch marks on the door, nor any indication of a disturbance in the hallway.

It was then that we heard the glass smashing in the kitchen.
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User avatar #113163 to #113161 - limb (07/14/2014) [-]
You never risked me. I'll always be here for you.
User avatar #113162 to #113161 - iyellatstuff (07/14/2014) [-]
shieeettt, post more
User avatar #113165 to #113162 - hueman (07/14/2014) [-]
Somehow in the night, the cabinets had unlocked themselves, and pieces and bits of tableware were all over the floor. My uncle sighed and told me to help him clean this up, lest the $2000 will be null. As we cleaned, I swore that I heard my uncle humming, but he adamantly denied doing so, even to this day. I don't remember much, but the tune was something akin to a waltz of some sort, which I think was closest to the the video in the link. Call me silly, if you want, but the tune was something along the lines of it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0s0SjP7YWA

Just as we were done cleaning, there was a shout from the main hall. It sounded like a little girl, calling out "Mommy!" I shat bricks, but my uncle just shrugged it off as "wind noise". If wind had learned to blow into a house whose windows were all fully sealed, then I may have believed him then.

My uncle finally decided to not let me out of his sight, and together we patrolled the premises. We were just about to round a corner when I swear to this day there was an upper face looking at me. The more I try to remember it, the fuzzier it seems. All I know is that I saw it out of the corner of my eye, and when I tried to look at it directly, it was gone.

My uncle finally decided to hightail it out of there when he saw this: from the bedroom window where we had slept at night, he saw the face and outline of an older woman gazing out at us. Before he could react, however, the form simply moved from the window and materialized at the breakfast nook window. Keep in mind, the doors and windows were all locked, we were carrying the keys, and any human intruder could not have possibly moved from the second story bedroom to the first story window in the blink of an eye.

We didn't even bother going back in for our belongings in the bedroom. My uncle ushered me around the house to the front where his pickup was, shoved me in, and hopped in and drove himself. The bastard didn't even leave the keys for the owner.
User avatar #113169 to #113165 - misticalz (07/14/2014) [-]
I would have killed my self
jesus christ I hate spooky digestive end product
User avatar #113167 to #113165 - iyellatstuff (07/14/2014) [-]
You ever talk to you're uncle about it?
User avatar #113168 to #113167 - hueman (07/14/2014) [-]
Not much. We tried our hardest to forget about it, and we both had nightmares for weeks afterwards. For an ex-Marine who had served two tours in Vietnam, my uncle was a hard man to rattle, so scaring him is no small thing.
He still has the keys to the place when I last talked to him about it roughly a week ago. He invited me over many times to perhaps destroy or sell them, but I always put it off out of fear.
User avatar #113170 to #113168 - iyellatstuff (07/14/2014) [-]
those keys are like the jumanji game man, go destroy them
User avatar #113166 to #113165 - hueman (07/14/2014) [-]
Long story short, my uncle gave up job hunting and found a job as an accountant for some small table-making company. He is now married and has three kids, and, I heard, is a regular attendee of church now. Me? I'm not a little female amusement-systemfag anymore, I'll tell ya hwat, and I'm positively still waiting for the digestive end product in my bowels to leave that house and return to me.
I'm not sure about what happened after to the house or its owner. We never got a call from the owner either about our abandoned belongings or his missing keys. Good riddance. The man can keep his crummy 2000 smackeroos, for all I care.
User avatar #113195 to #113166 - alimais (07/14/2014) [-]
Spooky Spaghetti
User avatar #113179 to #113166 - Orc (07/14/2014) [-]
Too bad that story never happened.
User avatar #113181 to #113179 - hueman (07/14/2014) [-]
Eh, say what you want. I'm standing by this.
Now go and start a WAAGH or something.
User avatar #113183 to #113181 - Orc (07/14/2014) [-]
Changed what I was saying half way through and ended up looking like an idiot. I can't be bothered to retype it.
#113184 to #113183 - hueman (07/14/2014) [-]
Lol, I should have been more explicit.
My uncle and I were patrolling the premises, which puts us outside on the fancyass grounds of that place. According to him, the face was just peering at us, no movement, no expression, nothing until it moved.

Huehuehue, I assumed since you were an Orc, I thought you knew what a WAAGH is.
My apologies.
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User avatar #113175 to #113166 - stripey (07/14/2014) [-]
This was a great story

where was the house? I think I'd like to visit a place like that.
User avatar #113178 to #113175 - hueman (07/14/2014) [-]
Pfft. Hell if I know, now. All I can say is, you can start you're search in California.
I'm glad I don't know where it's at precisely.
#113139 - lesnar (07/14/2014) [-]
It's human arrogance driven by ego to believe "human existence" is anything other than just another occurrence in a much larger spectrum. Consciousness is a slow burning curse. We claim to be a higher form of life because we possess cognitive thought, yet we have absolutely no idea why we are actually here. So we create countless forms of abstraction to both give ourselves a false sense of purpose and to serve as a distraction from the fact "we have NO idea why we are here" Personally I would much rather be driven solely by instinct than by this fractured reason.
User avatar #113210 to #113139 - birdss (07/15/2014) [-]
Cool bro
User avatar #113185 to #113139 - ScottP (07/14/2014) [-]
Personally I'd rather not worry about it. When I wake up in the morning, I don't think "Why am I alive right now?" I think "Jeezus, it is too bright outside. I'm tired. I need to go back to sleep."

There's a lot of stuff going on in life. Just do.
User avatar #113142 to #113139 - gmarrox (07/14/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ dude eat a Snicker's
#113135 - anonymous (07/13/2014) [-]
Post YFW you realized that life is pointless, and that all subjective meaning (opinions) amounts to the same thing. Nothing.
#113137 to #113136 - lesnar (07/14/2014) [-]
I own neither a fedora, nor trilby.
User avatar #113138 to #113137 - DCat (07/14/2014) [-]
Well this is somewhat embarrassing...
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