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User avatar #70004 - lawlfailwinepic (02/22/2013) [-]
Any Xbox fans that will like my page?
User avatar #70001 - cowboyking (02/22/2013) [-]
also what if: if we found out the "secret" meaning of the universe and everything, we'll never know.
#70002 to #70001 - anonymous (02/22/2013) [-]
What if you stopped making marijuana users look like incompetent retards with these cringe-worthy thoughts?
#70016 to #70002 - BrayBoy (02/23/2013) [-]
Exactly.
Exactly.
User avatar #70003 to #70002 - cowboyking (02/22/2013) [-]
Well then that means I have succeeded in my goal of doing so.
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User avatar #69993 - cowboyking (02/22/2013) [-]
okay I'm high right now but I've been thinking what if gays are discriminated against not because they're homosexuals but because (like every gay guy i know) are kind of douches?
User avatar #69994 to #69993 - revorce (02/22/2013) [-]
I'm bisexual and therefore not gay but I don't think you're right. Why would every gay guy be a douche? Not every straight guy is a douche either. Also you're high, there's not even a point in debating.
#69995 to #69994 - cowboyking (02/22/2013) [-]
Yeah I was just making sure I was even thinking about that was because I'm high. ya know?
Yeah I was just making sure I was even thinking about that was because I'm high. ya know?
User avatar #69997 to #69995 - revorce (02/22/2013) [-]
When I get high I just become depressed as fuck and think about deeply depressing philosophical shit.
User avatar #69998 to #69997 - cowboyking (02/22/2013) [-]
Same here man. I'm doing a lot of that atm. I surprised that I don't feel this way all the time.
#69989 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
so uhh, I decided to put all my paula gifs and stuff on a content, so if you need any for whatever reason, they're all in the comments here:   
www.funnyjunk.com/text/4444973/Paula+Deen+Folder/   
   
lel
so uhh, I decided to put all my paula gifs and stuff on a content, so if you need any for whatever reason, they're all in the comments here:
www.funnyjunk.com/text/4444973/Paula+Deen+Folder/

lel
User avatar #70000 to #69989 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
I THOUGHT THIS WAS OUR SECRET. GODDAMMIT ALLION, YOU HAVE FAILED ME.
#70006 to #70000 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
I didn't know it was secret!
User avatar #70008 to #70006 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
well it is. so FAHK YOO.
also, 70000 get. i feel special now.
#70010 to #70008 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
you lucky son of a bitch.....
User avatar #70011 to #70010 - samxdaxman (02/22/2013) [-]
me so kewl.
#69988 - Spikeydeath (02/22/2013) [-]
my favorite pizza serves gyros and other sandwhiches, they also have french fries
and i said pizza and french fries
my speech impediment made me make the most amazing mistake in my life
French fries on pizza...are awesome
User avatar #69969 - Fucktackler (02/22/2013) [-]
i got high last night and started asking people on omegle the following.

Why is my ass / taint hair so god damn long? Its like 7 inches, extremely thick (have to comb) and it collects mad dingleberrys. Can you help me? It also randomly looks like a jerry curl at times?

I have never laughed so god damn hard in my life.
User avatar #69957 - kolimm **User deleted account** (02/22/2013) [-]
heh my feet smell like dersperation

fun times
#69950 - davvi (02/22/2013) [-]
i honestly can't believe someone would be that lazy
User avatar #69976 to #69950 - Timmietim ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
Hey i do that. But then again, i download a movie in about a minute
User avatar #69955 to #69950 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/22/2013) [-]
When the velociraptor ing rises from his rocky grave to claim the souls of the weak and stupid in the all holy name of Darwinism, He/She will be the first to fall...
User avatar #69941 - lawlfailwinepic (02/22/2013) [-]
Can someone explain to me what tl;dr means?
User avatar #69943 to #69941 - davvi (02/22/2013) [-]
too long, didn't read

inb4 "how was my sentence too long for you??"
User avatar #69944 to #69943 - lawlfailwinepic (02/22/2013) [-]
I wasn't going to say that, but thank you.
User avatar #69930 - revorce (02/22/2013) [-]
Computer class, connection for 15 minutes. Hate my school, hate my class, hate my life. Somebody please chat with me.
User avatar #69940 to #69930 - lawlfailwinepic (02/22/2013) [-]
Why do you hate your life?
User avatar #69977 to #69940 - revorce (02/22/2013) [-]
I don't know. I just do.
User avatar #69938 to #69930 - kingofdogs (02/22/2013) [-]
I love you. :3
User avatar #69978 to #69938 - revorce (02/22/2013) [-]
And I don't hate you.
#69925 - ahitwo (02/22/2013) [-]
My girlfriend and I just decided to name our daughter Hanako. Honest opinion?
User avatar #69972 to #69925 - epicextreme (02/22/2013) [-]
if you're calling it that and they're not from japan it will suck.
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User avatar #69958 to #69925 - kolimm **User deleted account** (02/22/2013) [-]
burn her face
User avatar #69931 to #69925 - jari (02/22/2013) [-]
where are you from? anything else than Japan would be stupid.
#69935 to #69931 - ahitwo (02/22/2013) [-]
South Korea.
User avatar #69936 to #69935 - anonmos (02/22/2013) [-]
In that case no one will probably realize it's from KS, go for it.

Still ghey.
User avatar #69928 to #69925 - ariscorp ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
When you mean girlfriend, do you mean an anime character or a real person?
#69929 to #69928 - ahitwo (02/22/2013) [-]
My girlfriend and I in real life, decided to name our real daughter Hanako, because we both had a deep connection to this character and her struggles. At first I was too embarrassed to admit to her that I had played Katawa Shoujo, but the game changed my life, as it did hers as well.
User avatar #69970 to #69929 - ariscorp ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
I'm sorry man, i dont see how a novel can have such impact on your life, and calling your child after an anime / interactive novel just seems really immature, its a very big decision that effects the child for the rest of her life, think about it longer if you will, sorry if it wasnt the response you wanted but its just my oppinion.
User avatar #69926 to #69925 - anonmos (02/22/2013) [-]
gheeey
#69927 to #69926 - ahitwo (02/22/2013) [-]
Thanks :)
#69897 - albinomantis (02/22/2013) [-]
What if every feeling everyone feels is a different feel and thats the reason people like different foods and why some people are masochists????
What if every feeling everyone feels is a different feel and thats the reason people like different foods and why some people are masochists????
#69966 to #69897 - davvi (02/22/2013) [-]
what if every colour everyone sees is different for everyone, but everybody just thinks they see the same colour?
what if every colour everyone sees is different for everyone, but everybody just thinks they see the same colour?
#69968 to #69966 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
that's actually proven false, we all see the same colors

except colorblind people, suks2suk
User avatar #70012 to #69968 - whereistherumgone (02/22/2013) [-]
There'd be no way of proving it
#70013 to #70012 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
yeah there is, because of the way all human eyes operate and because of the light spectrum   
   
also I noticed you thumbed down my comment. rustled, pal?
yeah there is, because of the way all human eyes operate and because of the light spectrum

also I noticed you thumbed down my comment. rustled, pal?
User avatar #70014 to #70013 - whereistherumgone (02/22/2013) [-]
Well yes I thumbed you down because you're wrong, why is there a thumbing system if I shouldn't use it? And please do explain.
#70015 to #70014 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
it's really not that hard to comprehend. I was just giving you the basics, it has to do with the way light waves/particles work, and how the human eye perceives them. if you want more information, go ahead and look it up.

check your facts first before you call me wrong.
User avatar #70039 to #70015 - whereistherumgone (02/23/2013) [-]
Yes but the whole thing about seeing a particular colour is it's about how the brain perceives the information the eye is getting. Of course the basics of all eyes work the same way, but there's no way to prove how the brain interprets it doesn't give it a different outcome.
#69894 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
if you haven't read frogdad greentext yet, read it!
User avatar #69893 - carelessinteractin (02/22/2013) [-]
at 74%-Comedic Genius-level 212 i have 1760 thumbs
#69892 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/22/2013) [-]
How fucked are your teeth /Social?
User avatar #69932 to #69892 - cantfindausername ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
9-10 years of braces, three baby teeth, cleft pallet said, "Fuck you" to my teeth, thought I brushed well.
Not too well. They're my least favorite part of me.
User avatar #69953 to #69932 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/22/2013) [-]
I wish that was the case here...... fucking braces being expensive as hell.
User avatar #69898 to #69892 - anonmos (02/22/2013) [-]
I've got braces mothafucka, that's how fucked.
User avatar #69902 to #69898 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/22/2013) [-]
so they just look straight with metal huh? I bet my teeth would be better if I got them. My mom always pawned them off as not needed. Now that I show my mom now that im 20, she just shrugs and goes "Well, too late now."........ thanks mom.
User avatar #69916 to #69902 - anonmos (02/22/2013) [-]
Gurl your teeth are fine. Mine are still pretty fucked up, especially the lower row (got lower braces like 3 months ago).
User avatar #69918 to #69916 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/22/2013) [-]
My bottom teeth used to be straight but now they are abit twisted. That and I chipped my left front tooth...... sucks breh.
User avatar #69919 to #69918 - anonmos (02/22/2013) [-]
A year more and I'll be flashing a braceless smile. Blinding niggas.
User avatar #69922 to #69919 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/22/2013) [-]
Lookin' fine as hell with a bitchin' smile. I like it! You, my dear woman, will be a manslayer.
User avatar #69923 to #69922 - anonmos (02/22/2013) [-]
I'd prefer them alive.
User avatar #69951 to #69923 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/22/2013) [-]
But what if it can't be helped? Like, you're so gorgeous that men get too excited when they see you and have heart attacks? YOU CAN'T HELP IT!
User avatar #69901 to #69896 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/22/2013) [-]
I like it! pointy like a shark but yet one row like a hooman...... like a....ohmygod..... Are you Shark Boy!?!?
User avatar #69903 to #69901 - sheepysquirrel (02/22/2013) [-]
I filed them.
User avatar #69904 to #69903 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/22/2013) [-]
Why? Do people freak when you smile?
User avatar #69905 to #69904 - sheepysquirrel (02/22/2013) [-]
Most people don't notice or ask, most people who see my teeth already know I filed them or just assume that they saw something weird. My dentist took a picture and posted them on her fb though.
User avatar #69906 to #69905 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/22/2013) [-]
That's hilarious. Why did you file them?
User avatar #69907 to #69906 - sheepysquirrel (02/22/2013) [-]
I always liked seeing bad guys with pointed teeth so I wanted them, also my front two teeth were really buck and I hated it.
User avatar #69908 to #69907 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/22/2013) [-]
Looks righteous, bro. As long as you love it thats all that matters. Imagine being an old man with shark teeth...... awesome. Grandpa sharky.
User avatar #69909 to #69908 - sheepysquirrel (02/22/2013) [-]
Would be badass. Only downside is that at certain angles due to my fuckup in filing them they look rounded and if I eat sugary foods or acidic foods they ache. I had to get rid of quite a bit of enamel so there is no real protection for um.
User avatar #69910 to #69909 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/22/2013) [-]
That sucks ass bro. I figured that would be an issue.... but eating apples much be so fucking easy for you...
User avatar #69911 to #69910 - sheepysquirrel (02/22/2013) [-]
Eating apples really hurts, it feels like when you accidentally scrape two teeth together really hard.
User avatar #69912 to #69911 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/22/2013) [-]
Oh my lord..... that must be terrible..... damnit.... I hear there is a way to replace the enamel on your teeth.... talk to your dentist maybe? I do hope it improves.
User avatar #69913 to #69912 - sheepysquirrel (02/22/2013) [-]
Meh, I can deal with it, I never use my front teeth to bite much anyway.
User avatar #69914 to #69913 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/22/2013) [-]
That sucks though. Having to suffer just to eat foods that are abundant in alot of things..... Sorry mang.
User avatar #69915 to #69914 - sheepysquirrel (02/22/2013) [-]
Nah it's cool man, plenty of people got it off worse and I had already filed the front two a bit before so I knew what to expect lol.
User avatar #69917 to #69915 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/22/2013) [-]
I guess so man..... still sounds like a pain in the ass though.
#69888 - imnotkickthecat (02/22/2013) [-]
**imnotkickthecat rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Just some feels. **



mfw
User avatar #69862 - davvi (02/22/2013) [-]
madonna doesn't have one,
schwarzenegger has a long one,
bush has a short one,
the pope has one, but doesn't use it.
User avatar #69870 to #69862 - marinepenguin (02/22/2013) [-]
Well, I was gonna say penis.
User avatar #69866 to #69862 - smashingprodigy (02/22/2013) [-]
Last name. Boom.
User avatar #69942 to #69866 - davvi (02/22/2013) [-]
you must be a real prodigy!
#69848 - anonymoose ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
I got $86.
User avatar #69992 to #69848 - AnonsForSure (02/22/2013) [-]
29, my life is boring and dull
User avatar #69979 to #69848 - dusters (02/22/2013) [-]
$86, this made me feel old somehow.
User avatar #69967 to #69848 - birdss (02/22/2013) [-]
30.
User avatar #69963 to #69848 - odio (02/22/2013) [-]
30
User avatar #69933 to #69848 - maggotinfantry (02/22/2013) [-]
87.
Does being detained for several hours by Sheriff's department count as being arrested? Because if so, then it's 92.
User avatar #69924 to #69848 - hippymofuka ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
78.5
User avatar #69921 to #69848 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/22/2013) [-]
$73.50

I feel like I won but yet looking bakc on my life i suddenly feel so ashamed and filled with regret....... oh god.
User avatar #69899 to #69848 - anonmos (02/22/2013) [-]
$35
User avatar #69883 to #69848 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
$19

At least I win this thread.
#69882 to #69848 - anonymous (02/22/2013) [-]
$93.50 ._.
but that was when i was younger, i'm 18 and have a boyfriend and son now so im happy :3
User avatar #70009 to #69882 - yunouppercase ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
you suck
User avatar #69875 to #69848 - medewu (02/22/2013) [-]
74$
User avatar #69871 to #69848 - gmarrox (02/22/2013) [-]
$93
User avatar #69863 to #69848 - kobegriffeysanders (02/22/2013) [-]
$31. Fuck yeah safety.
User avatar #69855 to #69848 - ljxjlos (02/21/2013) [-]
90,50, maybe more, what does "went streaking" mean?
User avatar #69856 to #69855 - anonymoose ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
Ran about somewhere naked
User avatar #69857 to #69856 - ljxjlos (02/21/2013) [-]
Fuck. 94, 50, it is...

thanks.
User avatar #69852 to #69848 - wox (02/21/2013) [-]
$98, oh em gee
User avatar #69851 to #69848 - liffian (02/21/2013) [-]
$61.50
User avatar #69858 to #69851 - liffian (02/21/2013) [-]
It seems I'm not hardcore enough to compete with you guys
User avatar #69850 to #69848 - zzonked (02/21/2013) [-]
72.50, I'm not edgy enough to beat you guys
User avatar #69849 to #69848 - yunouppercase ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
92,5
User avatar #69847 - kobegriffeysanders (02/21/2013) [-]
What's everybody's view on Twitter?
#69991 to #69847 - monkeyller (02/22/2013) [-]
It depends on who you follow. If you follow just funny/interesting people, its pretty nice. If you just follow people you know who just tweet things they do, its shit, unless you want to do that
User avatar #69974 to #69847 - gmarrox (02/22/2013) [-]
Pretty pointless
User avatar #69965 to #69847 - birdss (02/22/2013) [-]
I have 38k+ tweets...
Hm yeah, Guess it's okay.
User avatar #69961 to #69847 - iwanttousenumbers (02/22/2013) [-]
I like it. Much better than FB
User avatar #69949 to #69847 - lawlfailwinepic (02/22/2013) [-]
Eh. I like it i guess.

I'm team follow back.. Follow me?
@Fruity_Pebbles0
+1
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User avatar #69878 to #69847 - TheseChocodiles (02/22/2013) [-]
If you have found the right people to follow it can be a very good site.

@horse_ebooks
@dril
have made my twitter experience worthwhile.
User avatar #69874 to #69847 - alphabethsoop (02/22/2013) [-]
I am now addicted.
User avatar #69861 to #69847 - davvi (02/22/2013) [-]
i'm from germany, and almost nobody uses there. you mostly here about celbrities having a twitter account.
but then i moved here to scotland for uni, and here almost everybody has one, they use it almost like facebook.
still don't have one though
User avatar #69854 to #69847 - loveyameanish (02/21/2013) [-]
I have one, but I don't see what all the hype is about. It's meh, at best.
#69859 to #69854 - kobegriffeysanders (02/21/2013) [-]
Yeah same. I'm not really a huge fan of the layout either.
Yeah same. I'm not really a huge fan of the layout either.
User avatar #69860 to #69859 - loveyameanish (02/22/2013) [-]
Agreed. It's pretty awkward to use.
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