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#119321 - groundzero
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(09/12/2015) [-]
Peanut Butter time
#119331 to #119321 - mexicandudeinsd
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(09/14/2015) [-]
just got out of a relationship
saw this chick
didnt notice the peanut butter at first
gif still made me happy

TL;DR
you made my day with a gif of peanut butter girl
#119325 to #119321 - misticalz
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(09/13/2015) [-]
wtf
#119322 to #119321 - ohhh ONLINE
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(09/12/2015) [-]
#119315 - dovahnon
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(09/11/2015) [-]
hi
#119316 to #119315 - birdss
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(09/11/2015) [-]
Are you lonely or something
#119318 to #119316 - dovahnon
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(09/11/2015) [-]
**dovahnon used "*roll picture*"**
**dovahnon rolled image** I was trying to elicit a response and I have succeeded
#119319 to #119318 - birdss
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(09/11/2015) [-]
Yes
#119320 to #119319 - dovahnon
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(09/11/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
**dovahnon used "*roll picture*"**
**dovahnon rolled image**
#119314 - OOOnelsonOOO
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(09/11/2015) [-]
Come hang out and watch hearthstone with the rest of us. I mean what better do you have to do to now? www.twitch.tv/pilledbanana
#119317 to #119314 - birdss
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(09/11/2015) [-]
No thanks
#119313 - dovahnon
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(09/10/2015) [-]
hi
#119305 - canaritaugemileona
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#119307 to #119305 - advice
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(09/10/2015) [-]
You broke the first rule of having a dick: don't stick it in crazy
#119308 to #119307 - canaritaugemileona
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(09/10/2015) [-]
Bitch thats not helpful

Since advice is literally your name maybe you'd like to weigh in

She's in a bad place and she seems to be imprinting on my ass like a duck but I don't have the energy to deal with a relationship
#119309 to #119308 - advice
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(09/10/2015) [-]
I'm not helpful, that's someone else. hai bby <3

Okay kkay, you either have to get them to imprint onto someone else, or find a way to cut them out of your life fast and hard. If they're still in the process of imprinting and attaching to you they'lol bounce back quick and leave you alone. Maybe try to find a solution to their bad place problem that also doubles as getting her away from you
#119312 to #119309 - helpful
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(09/10/2015) [-]
ayyyy what yalll need?
#119310 to #119309 - canaritaugemileona
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(09/10/2015) [-]
That....might actually work. Make it apparent as quickly as possible that I'm looking for nothin to break her away. I'd probably need a million dollaridoos and 500 years to fix her life
#119311 to #119310 - advice
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(09/10/2015) [-]
Of course it'll work you see my name you know what I speak is true, and I trust you'll k kw based off her special type of bad place how to break it without her breaking you
#119300 - cuntism
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(09/09/2015) [-]
OK so this seems appropriate to post on funnyjunk...

I dreamt last night that I met kim jung il (or un not sure which one it was, think the former though). And he was fucking GOD. He had these weird powers and he gave them me so I started doing really freaky things like making my arms and legs randomly longer (then of course I made my dick like half the length of my leg and spun it around).

And we got into some deep talks about what it means to be omniscient and all that shit and he was totally awesome.

Kim Jong fucking Il is god yo
#119330 to #119300 - icecubeslayer
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(09/14/2015) [-]
Once I had a dream that he came to my town, and like everybody loved him but for whatever reason he hated my guts. Then one day he was just like "Yo man, I'm sorry. Let's be bros." Then he OD'd on meth in my arms and we are all pretty damn sad.
#119332 to #119330 - cuntism
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(09/14/2015) [-]
Ha!
#119303 to #119300 - joshlol
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(09/10/2015) [-]
nice
#119298 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(09/09/2015) [-]
#119431 to #119298 - ingloriousgamer
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(09/28/2015) [-]
little babies ice cream
#119301 to #119298 - TheseChocodiles
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(09/09/2015) [-]
go away
#119302 to #119301 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(09/09/2015) [-]
:3
#119297 - alexapizza
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(09/09/2015) [-]
why is this board dead but the autism one is alive
#119304 to #119297 - gmarrox
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(09/10/2015) [-]
It's almost a microcosm of modern society.
#119299 to #119297 - birdss
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(09/09/2015) [-]
Because autism
#119296 - dovahnon
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(09/09/2015) [-]
hi
#119293 - nanako
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(09/08/2015) [-]
I feel awesome today.
Everything hurts, between yesterday's workout and lugging a backpack full of shopping home

Everything on FJ seems funny today, and the only thing i'm high on is endorphins
#119323 to #119293 - birdss
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(09/12/2015) [-]
Cool
#119285 - fudgeyfudge
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(09/08/2015) [-]
anyone want to help me do something online? it probably going to be mean
#119290 to #119285 - shyyguy
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(09/08/2015) [-]
Yes
#119278 - fuckya
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(09/07/2015) [-]
This drunk girl is rubbing up on me at a party and Im getting nervous.
#119279 to #119278 - legendaryhero
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(09/07/2015) [-]
We noticed. Why else would you be on fj while at a party.
#119280 to #119279 - fuckya
Reply +1
(09/07/2015) [-]
Because they were all doing drugs and I was the designated sober person.
#119281 to #119280 - legendaryhero
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(09/07/2015) [-]
What kind of drugs
#119282 to #119281 - fuckya
Reply +1
(09/07/2015) [-]
The sticky icky and water with alcohol Bud Light
#119283 to #119282 - legendaryhero
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(09/07/2015) [-]
Its fuckin monday. I like your edgy friends. Good luck bud
#119284 to #119283 - fuckya
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(09/07/2015) [-]
They smoked all the bud. Are they going to smoke me next?
#119277 - seriousvaluables
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(09/07/2015) [-]
lol nobodys ever here
#119276 - zaxzwim ONLINE
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(09/06/2015) [-]
watched Vacation yesterday, i thought it was pretty dam funny, don't know why some hated on it so much
#119275 - cuntism
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(09/05/2015) [-]
I like the US, I like what it has accomplished etc. etc. but lately the more...douche side of it seems to be coming out more and more.

It's hard to put into words without writing out a fucking essay, but little things like a pillow fight turning into a mass casualty because some people got so competitive and...asshole-ish that they put heavy objects inside the pillow cases.

Fucking 'murica

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34162336
#119273 - thegreenbutton
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(09/04/2015) [-]
Idk where to go for this but does anyone have a template of the guy sweating over which button to press?
#119286 to #119273 - shyyguy
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(09/08/2015) [-]
Yes
#119274 to #119273 - birdss
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(09/05/2015) [-]
Yes
#119270 - helpful
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(09/04/2015) [-]
anyone intrested in being a part of fj skype community?
#119288 to #119270 - shyyguy
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(09/08/2015) [-]
Yes
#119291 to #119288 - helpful
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(09/08/2015) [-]
private message me your skype
#119272 to #119270 - birdss
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(09/04/2015) [-]
Yes
#119292 to #119272 - helpful
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(09/08/2015) [-]
private message me your skype
#119265 - kunchuma
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(09/03/2015) [-]
is there a site where i can save my pictures and videos, and view them without downloading them again. porn ?
#119287 to #119265 - shyyguy
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(09/08/2015) [-]
Yes
#119267 to #119265 - birdss
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(09/03/2015) [-]
Yes
#119263 - muddyman
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(09/03/2015) [-]
anyone know a way of getting a fuck buddy?
#119294 to #119263 - nanako
Reply 0
(09/08/2015) [-]
lift weights
eat a clean diet
don't drink, or smoke tobacco

a couple months of that and you'll be pretty attractive. Then you can find a girl easily
#119289 to #119263 - shyyguy
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(09/08/2015) [-]
Yes
#119271 to #119263 - bluebandit
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(09/04/2015) [-]
I had one, I was in a relationship with her, I dumped her, then we were fuck buddies...
#119264 to #119263 - birdss
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(09/03/2015) [-]
Yes
#119266 to #119264 - muddyman
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(09/03/2015) [-]
Please share your wisdom
#119268 to #119266 - birdss
Reply +1
(09/03/2015) [-]
Sharing my wisdom
#119258 - fudgeyfudge
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(09/02/2015) [-]
anyone know anyone desperate to get married?
#119295 to #119258 - nanako
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(09/08/2015) [-]
Find a nice slavic girl who'd like to immigrate to your country, she'll marry you in a heartbeat
#119261 to #119258 - birdss
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(09/02/2015) [-]
Yes
#119262 to #119261 - fudgeyfudge
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(09/02/2015) [-]
hook us up?
#119269 to #119262 - birdss
Reply 0
(09/03/2015) [-]
Oki