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User avatar #115941 - bogbean (11/13/2014) [-]
a wizard walks into a gay bar

he disappears with a puff
User avatar #115931 - guiguito (11/13/2014) [-]
There is a woman in my room atm, what to do fj?
User avatar #115946 to #115931 - TheseChocodiles (11/14/2014) [-]
.......i dont know who you are......but you have blocked me.............lol whats up with dat.......
User avatar #115962 to #115946 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
it's probably because youre so annoying
User avatar #115967 to #115962 - TheseChocodiles (11/15/2014) [-]
I dont feel like thats true
User avatar #115940 to #115931 - nigalthornberry (11/13/2014) [-]
Talk to her
User avatar #115932 to #115931 - dusters (11/13/2014) [-]
if you got her into your room and still need advice, there's nothing anyone can do for you
User avatar #115933 to #115932 - guiguito (11/13/2014) [-]
Yeah you are right, time to show her my fedora colection.
User avatar #115934 to #115933 - dusters (11/13/2014) [-]
get off fj for a start you weirdo
User avatar #115935 to #115934 - guiguito (11/13/2014) [-]
top kek
nigga have you never tasted shitposting?
User avatar #115936 to #115935 - guiguito (11/13/2014) [-]
She's here tho.
User avatar #115937 to #115936 - dusters (11/13/2014) [-]
top kek and shitposting

There's a girl in your room and you still manage to be cringey online, I'm quite impressed

tell us how it went when you can
User avatar #115938 to #115937 - guiguito (11/13/2014) [-]
She's just stroking my cat silently and watching me browse shit, good thing she does not know how to speak english, dis shit cray tho.
User avatar #115939 to #115938 - dusters (11/13/2014) [-]
probs because she wants you to talk to her you dense fuck
User avatar #116269 to #115939 - guiguito (12/05/2014) [-]
Yo, we're dating, just so you know.
User avatar #116271 to #116269 - dusters (12/05/2014) [-]
Aw, that actually made me smile

is it going well?
User avatar #115942 to #115939 - guiguito (11/13/2014) [-]
Well, i dislike talking, so yeah i just put on a scary movie, shame the movie sucks, but shit was cray tho.
The movie's name is The Hole btw.
User avatar #115943 to #115942 - misticalz (11/14/2014) [-]
shut the fuck up already
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User avatar #115930 to #115929 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
sounds more like you live outside
#115924 - oneeyedfreak (11/12/2014) [-]
Gimme all your redneck jokes
User avatar #115953 to #115924 - PVTDickStryker (11/14/2014) [-]
What do you call a redneck that can run faster than her brothers?
A virgin
User avatar #115927 to #115924 - gibroner (11/13/2014) [-]
how do you circumcise a redneck?

kick his sister in the jaw
User avatar #115923 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
looking to buy bf and gf combo
User avatar #115906 - leightonsolomon (11/12/2014) [-]
What should I do before high school is over?
User avatar #115925 to #115906 - hadrian (11/12/2014) [-]
Have an education and career path planned out.
User avatar #115921 to #115906 - misticalz (11/12/2014) [-]
Play DnD
#115907 to #115906 - moosehat (11/12/2014) [-]
party
party
User avatar #115908 to #115907 - leightonsolomon (11/12/2014) [-]
I mean I'll party a lot in college. I'm just wondering if theres anything I should do that I'll never have another chance to.
User avatar #115916 to #115908 - marking (11/12/2014) [-]
Buy useless shit knowing you dont have to stick to a current financial plan to make ends meet with the bills.
#115914 to #115908 - haulasshick (11/12/2014) [-]
Friendly word of advice don't delve too far into the party culture once you're in college, the people you meet at those sorts of events won't turn into friends they'll be people that you had one or two nights of drunken fun with Trust me i'm in a fraternity I know all too well . Instead focus on joining clubs and schools organizations, it not only will introduce you to people with similar interests it'll broaden your horizons.
User avatar #115909 to #115908 - moosehat (11/12/2014) [-]
do fun stuff with the pals you wanna keep, enter some activities you've wanted to participate in but never had the balls to actually join.
User avatar #115904 - anaphase (11/12/2014) [-]
Two hours until final exam for a core subject.
Look over practice exam, only 3/10 words are familiar.

mmmmm phek
#115900 - LarsGoes (11/11/2014) [-]
I need a good (and funny) movie! Any ideas? (looking for stuff like I hope they serve beer in hell, In Bruges etc.)
#115902 to #115900 - anonymous (11/11/2014) [-]
a Serbian film, had me laughing for weeks.   
Wetlands, A film about a teenager who's socially awkward, it's kinda like american pie.    
Happiness, One dysfunctional family and their daily lives.   
Irreversible, A night out that goes hilariously wrong.   
   
MFW all these films.
a Serbian film, had me laughing for weeks.
Wetlands, A film about a teenager who's socially awkward, it's kinda like american pie.
Happiness, One dysfunctional family and their daily lives.
Irreversible, A night out that goes hilariously wrong.

MFW all these films.
User avatar #115903 to #115902 - nolimitsauce (11/11/2014) [-]
you forgot to mention 120 days of sodom
User avatar #115898 - Conquistador ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
People are actually trying to get dates and shit on here?

Good lord. This has got to be the third most subhuman infested board on the site.
User avatar #116110 to #115898 - aoeui (11/24/2014) [-]
22/m/ny seeking mutual mexican furry-nazi companion, now accepting any and all applicants
#116090 to #115898 - megavoir (11/23/2014) [-]
For once, I agree with you.
User avatar #116112 to #116090 - Conquistador ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
>Le inserts animu mascot character angrily blushing in response to said nemesis.

Could have sworn you did so before..
User avatar #116114 to #116112 - megavoir (11/24/2014) [-]
>calling you my nemesis
User avatar #116118 to #116114 - Conquistador ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
I honestly didn't know how to describe it. Though, I do know you have some sort of negative tension towards me.

Or supposed negative.... heh.
User avatar #115920 to #115898 - anaphase (11/12/2014) [-]
What are the second and first most subhuman boards?

I vote Brony as one of them
User avatar #115913 to #115898 - teoberry (11/12/2014) [-]
conquistador is chill af what are all talking about
#115905 to #115898 - anonymous (11/12/2014) [-]
idk about dating


but ive been watchin u for a long time Conquistador and you have got to be one of the biggest assholes on this site
User avatar #115910 to #115905 - TheseChocodiles (11/12/2014) [-]
look how blue his name is, anybody who has been here that long is at risk of embodying funnyjunk and it's core beliefs. He's probably just a walking funnyjunk. A massive piece of shit, if you will.
User avatar #115917 to #115910 - anaphase (11/12/2014) [-]
Maybe he needs a holiday from here
#115901 to #115898 - anonymous (11/11/2014) [-]
ur bout 1 year l8 m8.
User avatar #115899 to #115898 - dusters (11/11/2014) [-]
where did you see people trying to date
#115912 to #115899 - fistfireace (11/12/2014) [-]
...and I realized that you probably wasn't serious and the fact that you were in that thread.
...and I realized that you probably wasn't serious and the fact that you were in that thread.
User avatar #115922 to #115912 - dusters (11/12/2014) [-]
Ahahaha, oh that thread was funny. Poor girl's an absolute mess.
#115897 - anonymous (11/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #115896 - misticalz (11/11/2014) [-]
Trip comment
#115894 - kaisermike (11/11/2014) [-]
The office of the Mexican president has been set alight as public anger intensifies over the government's response to the apparent murder of 43 trainee teachers by a drug gang. The violence comes after the country’s attorney general caused fury among the public with his throwaway remark about the case. Jesus Murillo Karam, speaking at a press conference on Friday, fielded questions on the case for an hour, before saying, "Ya me canse" or, "Enough, I'm tired". -The Independent

So, FJ, this is a small call out, I'm not the biggest shot in here, hell, my content isn't what most would call popular, but still, if you happen to stumble upon this, don't skip, please, the story goes, about a month ago 43 students got abducted in the south of Mexico, by policemen, in uniform, they've been searching for them, and they have been found, well, remains found, for a month the parents have been asking for them to be returned alive, the people have been asking for such too, with the slogan "Alive they were taken, alive they will come back", of course, immediately people organized marches, and strikes, during one of these marches, a recent one, what you see in the picture happened, people broke from the crowd and set fire to the national palace doors, please do not let this story be untold. -Kaisermike
TL;DR: Mexico might break out in civil war
Sorry if this might be on wrong channel...
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#115892 - anonymous (11/11/2014) [-]
Yo can anyone supply me with sources that the V-J Day kiss was consensual?

I need to slam my feminist history teacher with cold hard facts.
User avatar #115895 to #115892 - teoberry (11/11/2014) [-]
It wasn't bruh. He grabbed a random chick and made out with her. You're fighting the wrong battle
User avatar #115889 - thisistheguy (11/10/2014) [-]
My neighbors are massive cunts, and I'm leaving the country in a few weeks, what are some good pranks to pull on them? I can't get into their room but it's just a regular dorm. inb4 usually takes a crane to get out Make me proud /social/
User avatar #115918 to #115889 - anaphase (11/12/2014) [-]
Murder them.
User avatar #115891 to #115889 - happyhour (11/11/2014) [-]
Murder them.
#115885 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
Hey /social/,
Long story short, this chick blocked me from her profile, but still lurks around on mine, therefor I have to post anonymous to make sure this isnt linked to my profile
what do?
User avatar #115887 to #115885 - birdss (11/10/2014) [-]
be a man, who cares if chicks block u. make them regretblocking you.
#115884 to #115882 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
I am concerned for the well-being of that person on the right.
#115880 - CakemanRPG (11/10/2014) [-]
found this in my facebook feed a while ago and meant to share it.
#115878 - ronjeremysweiner ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
rick and morty thread?
rick and morty thread?
#115876 - lannisterlion (11/09/2014) [-]
Hey guys, I did a compilation of "A song of Ice and Fire" art. So if you're a fan of ASOIAF or just good art, here's a link:

www.funnyjunk.com/The+world+of+ice+and+fire+art+comp/funny-pictures/5349691/

I'm also starting a compilation series for GoT/ASOIAF lore. So if you have anything you'd like me to cover, here's the link for my start up on it:

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/gameofthrones/Lore+comps/NvnRLAi/
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