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User avatar #83519 - pebar (06/26/2013) [-]
My strawberry kiwi pomegranate smoothie is surprisingly bland....
I'm very disappointed. Maybe I should've added sugar.
User avatar #83569 to #83519 - desdemona (06/27/2013) [-]
I had a dragonfruit smoothie once, it tasted like weak strawberry milkshake with grass blended in
#83535 to #83519 - foelkera (06/27/2013) [-]
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.
#83530 to #83521 - pebar (06/27/2013) [-]
smooooooothie
#83531 to #83530 - dalgaard (06/27/2013) [-]
Never been the biggest fan of smoothies, but yea. Maybe you should've
#83517 - theawkwardbros (06/26/2013) [-]
Hey /social,/ how goes it?
User avatar #83577 to #83517 - dinosaurballs (06/27/2013) [-]
I like your furry head.
User avatar #83579 to #83577 - theawkwardbros (06/27/2013) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #83523 to #83517 - infamoustrapper (06/26/2013) [-]
Lol neckbeard faggot
User avatar #83525 to #83523 - bossauce (06/26/2013) [-]
How else will he show how euphoric he is?
User avatar #83518 to #83517 - daryldixon (06/26/2013) [-]
Cut your hair you hippie.
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User avatar #83632 to #83491 - prettypalmtrees (06/28/2013) [-]
I went to my first prom this year and I was slightly disappointed
User avatar #83544 to #83491 - filipnocd (06/27/2013) [-]
You're missing out. I went to prom.
Don't deny your regrets.
User avatar #83572 to #83544 - Metallicock (06/27/2013) [-]
I don't regret not going
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User avatar #83540 to #83491 - iwanttousenumbers (06/27/2013) [-]
I went to prom alone
User avatar #83516 to #83491 - ljxjlos (06/26/2013) [-]
Seriously, I wish we had Proms in Germany. I guess it would be fun.
User avatar #83510 to #83491 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
lol such idiots for going to prom, only fagets do that.
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#83469 - fefe (06/26/2013) [-]
I just need opinions
Today I went on a date with a girl, and it went all smooth and well and it was quite obvious that she liked me and i liked her back. In the end right as we were about to depart, we kissed, and she said we'll talk about next time we will meet. Right after the kiss I felt regret, and I dont really know what to do.. Does anyone have any opinions or wise words?
Thanks
User avatar #83633 to #83469 - prettypalmtrees (06/28/2013) [-]
Maybe the feeling isn't actually regret.... Sometimes it can be hard to pinpoint this reaction. Like roophy said, it's probably mild anxiety. Don't second guess yourself too much, however still try and always listen to what your body and mind are telling you so you don't end up doing something you really do regret.
User avatar #83513 to #83469 - infamoustrapper (06/26/2013) [-]
Aw. I thought there was going to be a punchline. But instead you're just a huge faggot
#83481 to #83469 - fefe (06/26/2013) [-]
Maybe you are a faggot
#83470 to #83469 - fefe (06/26/2013) [-]
have you just gotten out of a relationship or something?
#83471 to #83470 - fefe (06/26/2013) [-]
I have never had a real girlfriend before, and it felt right, then just wrong...
User avatar #83457 - dusters (06/26/2013) [-]
To those interested :

tinychat.com/fjsocial is now the current chat we use since fjsimple seems to not be working anymore.

Ignore this if you don't give a shit.
User avatar #83527 to #83457 - simoned (06/26/2013) [-]
why am i banned?
User avatar #83567 to #83527 - dusters (06/27/2013) [-]
I don't know, I haven't been on the chat in a week. Are you cewlestkid, that's the only name on the banlist.

User avatar #83568 to #83567 - simoned (06/27/2013) [-]
yep, i just wonder what i did wrong
User avatar #83440 - feeding (06/26/2013) [-]
Well I got refered to /social from /advice,
I had this question:
"How can I date some nice ladies who also have an interest in FJ?".

So how do I become "social" and find some one here?
#83536 to #83440 - foelkera (06/27/2013) [-]
Put on your best fedora and pinstripe suit.  Do not shave or shower, women love a manly look and smell.  Smooth up your skin by rubbing grease all over your face, make sure you get it into your pores to get that rugged pimply look.  Once you're all done getting ready, grab your cane and head on out into public.  Walk up to any girl you find attractive (make sure you slouch and never smile - women love a tortured soul).  Mumble something under your breath (women love a man of mystery, too).  When they lean in closer and ask you to repeat yourself, ask them if they like funnyjunk.  If they don't, head on over to any forum and complain about women friendzoning you.  Repeat forever until vagina is received.
Put on your best fedora and pinstripe suit. Do not shave or shower, women love a manly look and smell. Smooth up your skin by rubbing grease all over your face, make sure you get it into your pores to get that rugged pimply look. Once you're all done getting ready, grab your cane and head on out into public. Walk up to any girl you find attractive (make sure you slouch and never smile - women love a tortured soul). Mumble something under your breath (women love a man of mystery, too). When they lean in closer and ask you to repeat yourself, ask them if they like funnyjunk. If they don't, head on over to any forum and complain about women friendzoning you. Repeat forever until vagina is received.
User avatar #83573 to #83536 - Metallicock (06/27/2013) [-]
just reading that makes me uncomfortable
User avatar #83452 to #83440 - birdss (06/26/2013) [-]
Like the Anon said; Tell us where you live.
I might be able to hook you up with some lovely gals!!
#83482 to #83452 - fefe (06/26/2013) [-]
are you kidding me?! you're ugly as fuck. i doubt you go outside, much less talk to girls. and wtf's up with your profile pic. you're not that hot itl
User avatar #83542 to #83482 - TheseChocodiles (06/27/2013) [-]
lol haters are weak
#83547 to #83542 - fefe (06/27/2013) [-]
have fun with your ugly internet friend. i would suggest you go outside but you irish can't handle the sun
User avatar #83571 to #83547 - TheseChocodiles (06/27/2013) [-]
JOKES ON YOU IT'S NOT SUNNY
User avatar #83484 to #83482 - birdss (06/26/2013) [-]
Haha yeah, I'm a neckbeard and I sure don't talk to girls!!
Oh profile pic is deffo not me, but it's dusters!! wooo

xx soz for being a legend, i can't do anything to the fact that you're a basic bitch.
#83494 to #83484 - fefe (06/26/2013) [-]
Egotistical scrub lol. You're barely known to the 10 people that roam this thread.
#83485 to #83484 - fefe (06/26/2013) [-]
you defs are a neckbeard, and you talk to girls on the internet.
User avatar #83486 to #83485 - birdss (06/26/2013) [-]
Post pics of yourself then? To show us how hot YOU are? (:
hihi
#83487 to #83486 - fefe (06/26/2013) [-]
anons can't post pictures retard
#83489 to #83487 - birdss (06/26/2013) [-]
Okay this is me; now its up to you, give us a link.
User avatar #83548 to #83489 - teoberry (06/27/2013) [-]
>shave
>tan
>contacts
>lift

you can look better brah. just do that
User avatar #83575 to #83548 - birdss (06/27/2013) [-]
> I shave
> i'm already tan
> I have contacts
> i lift.

HAHA, jokes on you.

ps; picture is not me (:
User avatar #83576 to #83575 - teoberry (06/27/2013) [-]
actually? i'm not a regular so i have no idea what y'all look like
User avatar #83578 to #83576 - birdss (06/27/2013) [-]
It's okay.
I think it's great that all the people think it's actually me.
Gives me entertainment.
User avatar #83539 to #83489 - foelkera (06/27/2013) [-]
No offense bro but you are the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a pinata. Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass. Shit's disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something.
User avatar #83543 to #83539 - TheseChocodiles (06/27/2013) [-]
good well done
#83546 to #83529 - fefe (06/27/2013) [-]
rip brandon
#83545 to #83529 - fefe (06/27/2013) [-]
that dunk was fucking brutal
#83490 to #83489 - fefe (06/26/2013) [-]
ahahahahha i think i won
User avatar #83492 to #83490 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
I'd fuck him.
User avatar #83488 to #83487 - birdss (06/26/2013) [-]
There are alternatives in showing a picture ;)
User avatar #83483 to #83482 - desdemona (06/26/2013) [-]
excuse me birds is hot stuff ok?
#83515 to #83483 - fefe (06/26/2013) [-]
he's an ugly, fat, neckbeard with a creepy stache. No, he's not hot
#83520 to #83515 - desdemona (06/26/2013) [-]
You actually think that's him you retard? This is birds irl legit no lie, now you feel like a fool hah
User avatar #83459 to #83452 - feeding (06/26/2013) [-]
The Netherlands.
User avatar #83463 to #83459 - infamoustrapper (06/26/2013) [-]
Davvi has a pretty nice rack and he lives there.
User avatar #83468 to #83463 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
i'm no dutchman, fagget
User avatar #83496 to #83468 - infamoustrapper (06/26/2013) [-]
Don't lie to me
User avatar #83497 to #83496 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
i'm german, you idiot.
also it's strange that i log on just 20 seconds after you made that comment
User avatar #83499 to #83498 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
it's not that i save all pictures of you or anything! oh wait..
User avatar #83500 to #83499 - infamoustrapper (06/26/2013) [-]
So are you going to date feeding or not, faggot.
User avatar #83501 to #83500 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
what
User avatar #83502 to #83501 - infamoustrapper (06/26/2013) [-]
Do you even know why I mentioned you in this thread???
User avatar #83503 to #83502 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
that username is so confusing.
no sorry i don't swing that way
User avatar #83504 to #83503 - infamoustrapper (06/26/2013) [-]
lol.
>davvi
>faggot
Pick two.
User avatar #83505 to #83504 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
lol.
>infamoustrapper
>speaking the truth
pick one.
User avatar #83506 to #83505 - infamoustrapper (06/26/2013) [-]
I pick infamoustrapper
#83507 to #83506 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
infamoustrapper, the one and only answer
infamoustrapper, the one and only answer
User avatar #83508 to #83507 - infamoustrapper (06/26/2013) [-]
I am the question and the answer.

I AM THE ANSWER TO THE ULTIMATE QUESTION.
User avatar #83509 to #83508 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
AND THE QUESTION TO THE ULTIMATE ANSWER
User avatar #83511 to #83509 - infamoustrapper (06/26/2013) [-]
OH MY HEAVENS.

I MUST INFORM HATING BAORD
User avatar #83462 to #83459 - birdss (06/26/2013) [-]
HAHAHA, oké.
> legendaryhero
User avatar #83554 to #83462 - legendaryhero (06/27/2013) [-]
thx m8.
User avatar #83555 to #83554 - birdss (06/27/2013) [-]
xoxo
User avatar #83464 to #83462 - feeding (06/26/2013) [-]
So what do we do now?
#83570 to #83464 - teoberry (06/27/2013) [-]
AHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE ACTUALLY TRYING THIS HOW BIG OF A FUCKING LOSER CAN YOU BE?!!!
AHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE ACTUALLY TRYING THIS HOW BIG OF A FUCKING LOSER CAN YOU BE?!!!
User avatar #83465 to #83464 - birdss (06/26/2013) [-]
Are you that awkward.. Geez.
You'll just wait till she comes online.. and then woop woop you'll try to have a conversation with her.

DON'T YOU DARE TO ASK; ''Hey how are you doing'' or something similar.
User avatar #83466 to #83465 - feeding (06/26/2013) [-]
Turtorial pls...
User avatar #83467 to #83466 - birdss (06/26/2013) [-]
I can't give you a tutorial on how to talk with girls.
BUT, on our chat, there are many many girls. So I suppose you could practice on how to talk with girls there.

www.tinychat.com/fjsocial
User avatar #83479 to #83467 - TheseChocodiles (06/26/2013) [-]
lol he never showed
#83451 to #83440 - fefe (06/26/2013) [-]
I KNOW YOU'RE ONLINE. WHERE DO YOU LIVE.
User avatar #83447 to #83440 - dalgaard (06/26/2013) [-]
Maybe start out by finding some gurlz living in your area or somewhere near it here on FJ.

For the social part?

Try talking to people man. Show interest in other peoples lives.
#83446 to #83440 - fefe (06/26/2013) [-]
Where do you live?
User avatar #83444 to #83440 - ariscorp (06/26/2013) [-]
der do muny hawt grills on FJ
User avatar #83441 to #83440 - infamoustrapper (06/26/2013) [-]
d8 mi bb. ill neva let u g0
User avatar #83439 - infamoustrapper (06/26/2013) [-]
ur all gay
User avatar #83424 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Is it odd that I do not want a threesome with my girlfriend with any girl or guy?

I mean, I wouldn't mind having one with a chick assuming I don't cum as soon as we're exposed, but it's not fair for her because I wouldn't do one with a dude. I couldn't bare having another dude fuck my girlfriend. It's selfish on my part so I'll just choose not to have one at all so I'm balanced out (or so my mind thinks).

I think it's a valid reason, but what do you guys think?
User avatar #83574 to #83424 - Metallicock (06/27/2013) [-]
very sensible
User avatar #83541 to #83424 - iwanttousenumbers (06/27/2013) [-]
Have a foursome
User avatar #83550 to #83541 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
But I don't want anyone else to enjoy my girlfriend... Damn. I'm a bit selfish...
#83557 to #83550 - fefe (06/27/2013) [-]
No, that is good. If you didnt care, you should just break up with her.
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#83435 to #83418 - planedisaster (06/26/2013) [-]
Dis me when i was 3.
#83426 to #83418 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
I actually like this old picture (six months) of me.
User avatar #83425 to #83418 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
I can't see all of your face. There's a camera in the way.
But from what I see... Not bad, my friend.
User avatar #83420 to #83418 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (06/26/2013) [-]
I would take a picture of myself but I don't feel like getting made fun of
User avatar #83423 to #83420 - mrcrocodile (06/26/2013) [-]
Aye, I posted a picture of myself once, I got told I must be allergic to the vagina...
Why do internet insults hurt? Shit son... That was you... you asshole
User avatar #83428 to #83423 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (06/26/2013) [-]
Oh hahahaha I remember that :') I hope you didn't take that to heart yo, I mean I was commenting on the social board of a comedic website.
User avatar #83371 - TheseChocodiles (06/25/2013) [-]
hi tinychatters!!!

its me cath just wonderin if any of you can connect to the chat
cause i cant ): O:

ok bye get back to me soon!
User avatar #83448 to #83371 - dusters (06/26/2013) [-]
It seems only fjsimple has a problem.

Oh well, inb4 new chat once again.
User avatar #83453 to #83448 - birdss (06/26/2013) [-]
Woah no shit, I figured that out a long time ago!!
User avatar #83454 to #83453 - dusters (06/26/2013) [-]
New chat is made fagget, same shit as the old one for login infos.

/fjsocial
User avatar #83449 to #83448 - TheseChocodiles (06/26/2013) [-]
oh finally mr fucking girlfriend shows his face
User avatar #83450 to #83449 - dusters (06/26/2013) [-]
Omg soz, I'm on it right now.
User avatar #83430 to #83371 - desdemona (06/26/2013) [-]
I cant either wooooooooo
User avatar #83445 to #83430 - TheseChocodiles (06/26/2013) [-]
i have a feeling we will have to create a new chat
User avatar #83398 to #83371 - loveyameanish (06/25/2013) [-]
LedgeCath, this is LedgeAsh reporting in.

I too am having trouble connecting to the chat, as are JesseFag and MatthewFelipeFucker.

Please do with that information what you please.

Over.
User avatar #83401 to #83398 - TheseChocodiles (06/25/2013) [-]
HAHAHA
v good v good ashley im proud of you
User avatar #83402 to #83401 - loveyameanish (06/25/2013) [-]
I'm glad. I DO LIVE TO MAKE YOU PROUD!!!!
User avatar #83405 to #83402 - TheseChocodiles (06/26/2013) [-]
lol fuckin get in line bitch
User avatar #83406 to #83405 - loveyameanish (06/26/2013) [-]
God bless, hail satin.
User avatar #83375 to #83371 - TheseChocodiles (06/25/2013) [-]
im loling
im so sorry
User avatar #83376 to #83375 - Timmietim (06/25/2013) [-]
legend
User avatar #83377 to #83376 - TheseChocodiles (06/25/2013) [-]
ty ty i feel like i am pretty legendary right now
User avatar #83378 to #83377 - Timmietim (06/25/2013) [-]
cant connect tho
although i might be fuckin shit up myself
User avatar #83379 to #83378 - TheseChocodiles (06/25/2013) [-]
yeah i dont know what the fuck is up with it
User avatar #83381 to #83379 - Timmietim (06/25/2013) [-]
oh i kinda thought i fucked it up because i am still intoxicated
User avatar #83383 to #83381 - TheseChocodiles (06/25/2013) [-]
me too but no its the tinychat being shit
User avatar #83384 to #83383 - Timmietim (06/25/2013) [-]
yeah it is
gay ass shit
User avatar #83369 - pringlez ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
ITT: Area Codes

586 beeyotches
User avatar #83537 to #83369 - foelkera (06/27/2013) [-]
717 master race
User avatar #83472 to #83369 - BrayBoy (06/26/2013) [-]
666, I know I'm a legend
User avatar #83480 to #83472 - TheseChocodiles (06/26/2013) [-]
fuckin legend like
User avatar #83456 to #83369 - fuckya (06/26/2013) [-]
309
User avatar #83422 to #83369 - allion (06/26/2013) [-]
937
User avatar #83421 to #83369 - kosmic (06/26/2013) [-]
666
User avatar #83417 to #83369 - gmarrox ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
867-5309
#83351 - fefe (06/25/2013) [-]
Post penis sizes.
User avatar #83538 to #83351 - foelkera (06/27/2013) [-]
6.3 inch length when erect, 1.5 inch girth at all times
User avatar #83443 to #83351 - birdss (06/26/2013) [-]
2 inches, hail to the asians
#83434 to #83351 - fefe (06/26/2013) [-]
7 inches
User avatar #83427 to #83351 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
< 6in.
User avatar #83415 to #83351 - bossauce (06/26/2013) [-]
13ft
User avatar #83413 to #83351 - gmarrox ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
8 3/4
#83347 - fefe (06/25/2013) [-]
So, I just posted "hey" to my friend on facebook, but it was only when I saw someone else's name flashing that i realised I said it to the wrong person; the girl I like who I haven't seen since 2010.
>OSHI-
But then she's like "Omg hey i've missed you! We should meet up sometime (:"

And now we're meeting up on Friday.
Nervous as fuck, but holy shitfuck, it actually turned out alright


Just thought i'd mention
#83340 - Spikeydeath (06/25/2013) [-]
Most embarrassing injury you've ever had
I was eating a durrito locos taco from taco bell, it got wedged into my tongue and it hurt so fucking bad, i had stiches on my tongue
User avatar #83458 to #83340 - fuckya (06/26/2013) [-]
Wanking in a sock. One of the little lint balls rubbed into my skin from friction. I didn't notice till about 2 hours later.
Spent 2 hours trying to pull the lint ball out of the side of my dick with pliers. Bloody as hell.
#83436 to #83340 - fefe (06/26/2013) [-]
Having sexy times with the boyfriend on a chair, I get up off him to move it to the bed, I turn and twist my knee. Dislocated. I'm screaming because it hurts, his dad walks up and sees a crying naked girl clutching her knee on the floor.
User avatar #83432 to #83340 - desdemona (06/26/2013) [-]
If anyone is familiar with George of the jungle he keeps swinging into trees so I thought it was a cool thing at my friends house to swing on her swing, sing the song and launch myself into a brick wall then proceed to bleed everywhere
User avatar #83414 to #83340 - gmarrox ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
I poo'd so hard I tore my butthole when I was four. Had to get a white-glove exam after that.
User avatar #83408 to #83340 - loveyameanish (06/26/2013) [-]
I was.. fuck I dunno, between the ages of 9 and 12, and we had just got a 13ft trampoline. So I was out in the garden on that, having a fuckin' whale of a time when I decided "Oh fuck, I'm a legend, I'm gonna do a flip, land on my ass, then jump back up onto my feet". So off I go, I do my flip and land on my ass. DIRECTLY ONTO THE LEG OF AN UPSIDE-DOWN STOOL THAT WAS UNDER THE FUCKING THING.

Lovely wee crescent moon shaped cut on my right arse cheek that had to be cleaned and stitched, which meant about 15 minutes bent over a doctor's table with my arse out. Still have the scar. Good times.
#83433 to #83408 - fefe (06/26/2013) [-]
post scar.
User avatar #83460 to #83433 - loveyameanish (06/26/2013) [-]
I have actually tried taking a picture of it before... for science. But ten years on it's quite faded and barely visible, so no luck with that.
User avatar #83431 to #83408 - desdemona (06/26/2013) [-]
what about that time when you stabbed yourself
User avatar #83461 to #83431 - loveyameanish (06/26/2013) [-]
Wasn't quite as embarrassing because only one person knew about it and he was a sweetheart!!!! Also it didn't require me to be bent over a table bare-arsed.
User avatar #83387 to #83340 - BrayBoy (06/25/2013) [-]
I was about 11, and I was going down a cycle path on a big slope laying on my back on a skateboard. I was going to fast to make the turn and came off and bruised my tailbone.
I had to get a couple X rays of my ass and it took hours
User avatar #83409 to #83387 - TheseChocodiles (06/26/2013) [-]
skateboarding legend



i dont know why i keep doing this to you but it makes me laugh
User avatar #83372 to #83340 - TheseChocodiles (06/25/2013) [-]
was on holiday with my family and my cousin
playing jack change it with cards, mum said ''catherine dont burn your hand on the heater thing behind you its very hot''
lol i wont mum fuk off
i won the game, started gloated and dancing and burnt my hand on the heater thing
i still have the scar lol legend
User avatar #83410 to #83372 - loveyameanish (06/26/2013) [-]
>My family and my cousin

Your cousin is your family you absolute legend.
User avatar #83353 to #83340 - iwanttousenumbers (06/25/2013) [-]
I was playing catch on my front lawn (by myself) and I tripped on my foot and broke my collarbone. Then my dad threw a basketball at me.
User avatar #83349 to #83340 - popperz (06/25/2013) [-]
I twisted my foot inside my raincoat when it was on the floor
and broke my foot.
I literally broke my foot from falling down.
I was in crutches and a boot because where i broke it, i was re breaking it with every step.
User avatar #83344 to #83340 - maddboiy (06/25/2013) [-]
I was trying to impress a girl at a swimming pool when i was 7 and i slipped and cracked my skull open
User avatar #83412 to #83344 - TheseChocodiles (06/26/2013) [-]
my favourite so far
User avatar #83342 to #83340 - davvi (06/25/2013) [-]
i walked against a board of wood and got a cut in my nose
#83341 to #83340 - fefe (06/25/2013) [-]
Tried to hang myself, the branch broke - I broke my leg....and I´m not even fat.
User avatar #83334 - edlias (06/25/2013) [-]
hey guys I need a new avatar dubs decides what it is
User avatar #83345 to #83334 - maddboiy (06/25/2013) [-]
**maddboiy rolls 77**
User avatar #83382 to #83345 - edlias (06/25/2013) [-]
it is done
User avatar #83339 to #83334 - birdss (06/25/2013) [-]
**birdss rolls 96** wut wut
User avatar #83343 to #83339 - jari (06/25/2013) [-]
**jari rolls 82**
#83319 - fefe (06/25/2013) [-]
So what does everyone think of DJ 4DM1N's revamp of the site? Youtube and sound cloud comments are interesting. It's not even slowing down how fast the page loads, which is a relief for me, who's using a crappy slow connection. And I'm not sure if I'v just never noticed it before, but is that panel on the right new? I'v never even heard of sound cloud before, but I think I like it. Thanks for being such a great DJ 4DM1N kim jong un.
User avatar #83337 to #83319 - davvi (06/25/2013) [-]
i don't like that you can't open the youtube videos in new tabs now anymore
#83284 - bladeboy (06/25/2013) [-]
Rate my hat out of 10
#83438 to #83284 - infamoustrapper (06/26/2013) [-]
This image has expired
show us your blades, bladeboy
User avatar #83286 to #83284 - davvi (06/25/2013) [-]
10/10 but -4 to a 6/10 because there's a faggot underneath it
User avatar #83292 to #83286 - bladeboy (06/25/2013) [-]
davvi why?
User avatar #83315 to #83292 - davvi (06/25/2013) [-]
cuz ur gay
#83279 - teoberry (06/25/2013) [-]
Animal thread. Pic related, this shithead was whining so I checked up on him, found this.
#83282 to #83279 - raffoutroudlol (06/25/2013) [-]
Here's my sassy Carlos. He's an ass.
User avatar #83314 to #83282 - teoberry (06/25/2013) [-]
I know that feel man, my cat is a sassy bitch
#83273 - ariscorp (06/25/2013) [-]
cant sleep because i feel sick , starting a RL thread, post a pic of yourself.
User avatar #83657 to #83634 - ariscorp (06/28/2013) [-]
daym gurrl
User avatar #83667 to #83657 - prettypalmtrees (06/28/2013) [-]
dayum boi
User avatar #83688 to #83667 - ariscorp (06/28/2013) [-]
qtpie xxoxoxoxxo
#83419 to #83273 - doctadeathbench (06/26/2013) [-]
well I feel a bit out of place
#83390 to #83273 - akamrhood (06/25/2013) [-]
Go to sleep! Mister man
User avatar #83392 to #83390 - ariscorp (06/25/2013) [-]
i cant!
User avatar #83394 to #83392 - akamrhood (06/25/2013) [-]
Go do some shit then go back and try again, you silly goose.
User avatar #83396 to #83394 - ariscorp (06/25/2013) [-]
I have no shit to do at 20 to 1 in the morn
User avatar #83399 to #83396 - akamrhood (06/25/2013) [-]
run some laps around your house and shut off your computer!
User avatar #83404 to #83400 - akamrhood (06/25/2013) [-]
Having your computer on simulates day time and your brain will continually make chemicals to keep you awake. so... shut it off and go read, draw, or pee just nothing with a screen.
#83316 to #83273 - planedisaster (06/25/2013) [-]
Dis is a pic of me when i was 3.
#83335 to #83291 - fefe (06/25/2013) [-]
You look like Bastian Schweinsteiger.
User avatar #83336 to #83335 - ljxjlos (06/25/2013) [-]
Seriously? I don´t see it.
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#83289 to #83273 - BrayBoy (06/25/2013) [-]
I'm no good at normal face pics
User avatar #83380 to #83289 - TheseChocodiles (06/25/2013) [-]
absolute fuckin legend
User avatar #83385 to #83380 - BrayBoy (06/25/2013) [-]
I just cant be controlled, rubarb lent me some glitter.
User avatar #83386 to #83385 - TheseChocodiles (06/25/2013) [-]
you shouldn't be contained, we need legends like you to lead the way
User avatar #83388 to #83386 - BrayBoy (06/25/2013) [-]
I've been contained so that they can use my legendary energy as a power source, need the glam squad to bust me out soon
User avatar #83389 to #83388 - TheseChocodiles (06/25/2013) [-]
im welling up here i hate to think of all those good fucking legends out there not being able to shine breaks my wee heart so it does
User avatar #83391 to #83389 - BrayBoy (06/25/2013) [-]
Its a tragedy so it is
User avatar #83393 to #83391 - TheseChocodiles (06/25/2013) [-]
sorry just found out about your past i dont talk to scum
User avatar #83395 to #83393 - BrayBoy (06/25/2013) [-]
soz
#83302 to #83300 - BrayBoy (06/25/2013) [-]
How many embarrassing photos do you have of me ..

I only have this
User avatar #83322 to #83302 - anonmos ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
I made this.
User avatar #83338 to #83322 - loveyameanish (06/25/2013) [-]
AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT.
User avatar #83324 to #83322 - BrayBoy (06/25/2013) [-]
Its pretty good, fair play
#83304 to #83302 - loveyameanish (06/25/2013) [-]
That's legendary, not embarrassing. And quite a few.
User avatar #83305 to #83304 - BrayBoy (06/25/2013) [-]
Are you insinuating that that picture is not legendary ?
#83306 to #83305 - loveyameanish (06/25/2013) [-]
S'pretty good. It's no assassin picture though. Step the fuck up.
#83307 to #83306 - BrayBoy (06/25/2013) [-]
Ah here, you better be running low now,   
I will get some myself you will see
Ah here, you better be running low now,
I will get some myself you will see
#83309 to #83308 - BrayBoy (06/25/2013) [-]
Really. 'mon now. stahp
Really. 'mon now. stahp
User avatar #83311 to #83310 - BrayBoy (06/25/2013) [-]
plz
#83313 to #83312 - BrayBoy (06/25/2013) [-]
yiss
yiss
User avatar #83295 to #83287 - anonmos ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
so sex
#83285 to #83273 - desdemona (06/25/2013) [-]
Most recent one of me
#83281 to #83273 - anonmos ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
why so angry-looking?
#83275 to #83273 - loveyameanish (06/25/2013) [-]
Fuck, I'm a sad looking bastard.
User avatar #84364 to #83275 - phanact (07/06/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #84365 to #84364 - loveyameanish (07/06/2013) [-]
Hello Phanact.
User avatar #83294 to #83275 - birdss (06/25/2013) [-]
Barbie pornhub doll.
#83293 to #83275 - fefe (06/25/2013) [-]
UP THA FUCKIN BLONDE BOMBSHELL GLAM SQUAD ALL U HATERS BOW DOWN!!!!
User avatar #83297 to #83293 - loveyameanish (06/25/2013) [-]
POST YOUR BLONDE NOGGIN TOO YEEOOOO!!
User avatar #83283 to #83275 - raffoutroudlol (06/25/2013) [-]
Oh my gosh your hair is so pretty I am so jealous.
User avatar #83299 to #83283 - loveyameanish (06/25/2013) [-]
It's a nightmare, need a haircut badly!
User avatar #83301 to #83299 - raffoutroudlol (06/25/2013) [-]
What are you talking about?! It's gorgeous that long. And so curly. I just want to touch it.
User avatar #83303 to #83301 - loveyameanish (06/25/2013) [-]
Yeah I curled it that day, I alternate between straightening and curling. Because I'm a MAD WOMAN!
#83276 to #83275 - fefe (06/25/2013) [-]
nUd35 pL0x
User avatar #83262 - douevensax (06/25/2013) [-]
There's tons of lightning but no sound. I'm scared. ,_, What are some of your favorite things that will make me feel glad?
User avatar #83272 to #83262 - filipnocd (06/25/2013) [-]
At least it's not the flash of a pervert's camera haha.
User avatar #83265 to #83262 - bossauce (06/25/2013) [-]
Odds are, there's no one staring at you through your window.
User avatar #83266 to #83265 - douevensax (06/25/2013) [-]
Thank you for reassuring that.
User avatar #83267 to #83266 - bossauce (06/25/2013) [-]
No guarantees though
User avatar #83263 to #83262 - iwanttousenumbers (06/25/2013) [-]
I like thunder and lightning
User avatar #83264 to #83263 - douevensax (06/25/2013) [-]
You were supposed to sing.
User avatar #83268 to #83264 - iwanttousenumbers (06/25/2013) [-]
Thunder is like drums
User avatar #83269 to #83268 - douevensax (06/25/2013) [-]
I just said there was no sound. I want sound.
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