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#71742 - durrduhdurr (03/09/2013) [-]
Guys. I want these. Badly.
User avatar #71809 to #71742 - loveyameanish (03/10/2013) [-]
My brothers have these. Haven't used them in years though. They're really funny to let your drunk friends use and watch them fall.
User avatar #71743 to #71742 - Timmietim ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
Sell your body
User avatar #71748 to #71743 - durrduhdurr (03/09/2013) [-]
I would..but i'm too ugly
User avatar #71739 - raazion (03/09/2013) [-]










trading all my dupes for tokens! Send a trade to www.funnyjunk.com/user/raezion :)










User avatar #71725 - yuriyuriyuruyuri (03/09/2013) [-]
Good morning!
User avatar #71733 to #71725 - ljxjlos (03/09/2013) [-]
I fucking hate timeswap. it´s evening here. good morning, though
#71722 - anonymous (03/09/2013) [-]
am i the only one who hates introvert people because i used to be one?
User avatar #71738 to #71722 - cadaverbox (03/09/2013) [-]
I'm sort of in your boat. My first school that I went to was filled with assholes, so I didn't get the proper social training I needed until I left in the sixth grade. I then went to an amazing school after that from the seventh grade til senior year of high school, and only there did I blossom, socially.

But now, I can't help but shun the younger kids at that school who are like I used to be. However, I do cut them some slack because I know that since they are like me, they'll mature and gain the social skills they'll need for a good life.
User avatar #71729 to #71722 - dusters ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
Shouldn't you feel empathy towards them?

But yeah, overly shy people can get pretty annoying if you really can't get them to relax no matter what you do.
User avatar #71745 to #71729 - gmarrox ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
u cut me deep with dat wun dusty
User avatar #71746 to #71745 - dusters ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
Iz oki bby boi xx
User avatar #71719 - tekkit (03/09/2013) [-]
I'm pretty much asking all boards..
You girls/guys on this website are pretty helpful (sometimes) and pretty horny (a lot of the time!)
What can I do to make my tester website better - toys or design wise?
LINK BELOW
www. evesplay .com

Not to piss everyone off, board topic.. I am the only person that can talk to strangers at parties.. But like, seriously cannot ask the guy at burger king for sauce... Even though it's his job..
User avatar #71723 to #71719 - ariscorp (03/09/2013) [-]
I like how you sell chocolate truffles on one page and octopus dildos on the other
User avatar #71724 to #71723 - tekkit (03/09/2013) [-]
Haha, hey... some people have 2 functions.. hungry and horny.. we like to help both ;)
User avatar #71727 to #71724 - ariscorp (03/09/2013) [-]
In all seriousness the design looks pretty professional if you ask me. everythings neat
User avatar #71726 to #71724 - ariscorp (03/09/2013) [-]
Well in that case i would like a big mac and a litre of banana flavored lube
User avatar #71731 to #71726 - tekkit (03/09/2013) [-]
Also, thank you...
User avatar #71730 to #71726 - tekkit (03/09/2013) [-]
Fries with that sir ;)?
#71732 to #71730 - ariscorp (03/09/2013) [-]
Fries with some ketchup flavored lube drizzled all over dem hot n steamy fries eughh
User avatar #71715 - zzonked (03/09/2013) [-]
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre.
User avatar #71734 to #71715 - bobbybeats (03/09/2013) [-]
That was pretty clever.
User avatar #71716 to #71715 - iwanttousenumbers (03/09/2013) [-]
I giggled in my head
User avatar #71714 - rieskimo (03/09/2013) [-]
A thumb for the gif of Nacho shooting Boromir with a bow and arrow and then retreating.
#71679 - Beenfiftyfive (03/09/2013) [-]
Where is everyone going for Spring Break? Or if yours already past, what did you do?
User avatar #71744 to #71679 - gmarrox ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
Probably my friend's basement getting too drunk and/or high to care about all the crap I've been dealing with, because that's the healthy thing to do.
User avatar #71710 to #71679 - TheseChocodiles ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
I'm going to be revising for A levels.
User avatar #71707 to #71679 - dusters ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
I'm going to Italy.
User avatar #71718 to #71707 - iwanttousenumbers (03/09/2013) [-]
My sister's going to Italy... STAY AWAY FROM HER
User avatar #71728 to #71718 - dusters ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
I'M GOING IN APRIL, SHE'S SAFE.
User avatar #71836 to #71728 - iwanttousenumbers (03/10/2013) [-]
OKAY I FEEL BETTER NOW
User avatar #71682 to #71679 - iwanttousenumbers (03/09/2013) [-]
I tried to snowboard for the first time. That's about as exciting as it got
User avatar #71687 to #71682 - fezuargo (03/09/2013) [-]
Are you a heels or toes person? I assume if you had an instructor he/she told you to start with heels
User avatar #71697 to #71687 - iwanttousenumbers (03/09/2013) [-]
I don't know what that means... I didn't have an instructor, just went with a bunch of friends
User avatar #71699 to #71697 - fezuargo (03/09/2013) [-]
Ah my bad. Generally the first thing every snowboarder learns, besides how to fall on your face (and I mean this in a non-dicky way), is how to go down the slope on your heel or toe edge of the board. So essentially sideways.
User avatar #71700 to #71699 - iwanttousenumbers (03/09/2013) [-]
Oh, yeah I tried to go down on my heel edge. I mostly just snowplowed down though. Or slid on my ass
#71684 to #71682 - Beenfiftyfive (03/09/2013) [-]
Did you bust ass?
User avatar #71698 to #71684 - iwanttousenumbers (03/09/2013) [-]
Yeah. And my glasses
User avatar #71680 to #71679 - fezuargo (03/09/2013) [-]
Hookah lounge, hookah lounge, hookah lounge.
#71681 to #71680 - Beenfiftyfive (03/09/2013) [-]
I feel like that's what my weekends consist of.
User avatar #71686 to #71681 - fezuargo (03/09/2013) [-]
It's really not a bad place at all to spend a lot of your time with friends. Especially at the hookah bar here where later into the night they turn off all the main lights and turn into kind of a club like place. And if you're a regular then you get the best seats in the house and free home brewed middle eastern tea.
#71688 to #71686 - Beenfiftyfive (03/09/2013) [-]
Yeah I like it! But the one in my town is owned by a creepy foreign dude who walks around doing magic tricks and slapping girls' asses.
User avatar #71690 to #71688 - fezuargo (03/09/2013) [-]
Haha oh man. I personally would find a new hookah lounge. If you don't mind me asking, where do you live and are there a lot of hookah bars there?
#71692 to #71690 - Beenfiftyfive (03/09/2013) [-]
I live in Norman, OK. It's a college town. It's the only one I know of though. What about you?
User avatar #71694 to #71692 - fezuargo (03/09/2013) [-]
I live near Denver, CO and there are TONS of hookah bars/lounges here. I'm a regular at a place called Ishtar, but there are some other cool ones too like Exhale, The Smoking Caterpillar, with some more little shops spread throughout inner Denver
User avatar #71668 - thedudeistheman (03/09/2013) [-]
I feel like I'm one of the younger people who browses this site. Not that anyone here is particularly old, but the majority of you seem to be in college or in the period of life after college.

I think there was a post like this a few days ago, but I'm wondering who the youngest people here are. For instance, I'm 16, and I'm wondering if there are people around my age who also browse the various areas of this website.
User avatar #71754 to #71668 - amissingmouse (03/10/2013) [-]
I'm 15.
User avatar #71759 to #71754 - thedudeistheman (03/10/2013) [-]
I'm relatively surprised at the number of people who are ages 14-17. I thought there were less. I mean, it's not like all of FunnyJunk has participated in this small survey, but most of the people who responded are somewhere in that age range.
User avatar #71795 to #71759 - amissingmouse (03/10/2013) [-]
since....i was...12? but stopped at the age of 13. Lol. im gonna start up again.
User avatar #71797 to #71795 - thedudeistheman (03/10/2013) [-]
I started playing the guitar when I was around 10 or 11. I started playing the drums in the school band around 9, but I quit the band when I was 13. I started playing a full set a couple of years ago.

What kind of music do you like to play or listen to?
User avatar #71798 to #71797 - amissingmouse (03/10/2013) [-]
metal/rock/some pop
User avatar #71801 to #71798 - thedudeistheman (03/10/2013) [-]
Really? For some reason I took you as leaning more towards pop with some rock mixed in. I'm not sure why though. Anyhoo, who/what groups do you listen to?
User avatar #71804 to #71801 - amissingmouse (03/10/2013) [-]
Slip knot, red jumpsuit apparatus, black veil brides, metallica, slayer.
Swedish house mafia.
User avatar #71807 to #71804 - thedudeistheman (03/10/2013) [-]
Nice. I have to go eat dinner now (I eat kinda late with my dad), but I'll catch you around.
User avatar #71810 to #71807 - amissingmouse (03/10/2013) [-]
K. x3 cya.
User avatar #71760 to #71759 - amissingmouse (03/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess. x3.
SO, considering we're a similar age, wanna talk? :)
User avatar #71762 to #71760 - thedudeistheman (03/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, sounds good. What's up?
User avatar #71763 to #71762 - amissingmouse (03/10/2013) [-]
Not much.
Uhh..
Let's do it omegle's way.
A/S/L?
x3
User avatar #71765 to #71763 - thedudeistheman (03/10/2013) [-]
I'm 16, a male (the last time I checked, anyway), and I'm situated in in the U.S. How about yourself?
User avatar #71766 to #71765 - amissingmouse (03/10/2013) [-]
I'm 15 years old, Female, and I reside in China.
User avatar #71768 to #71766 - thedudeistheman (03/10/2013) [-]
You are just over a full day ahead of me. I'm getting jet lag just thinking about it.
User avatar #71769 to #71768 - amissingmouse (03/10/2013) [-]
I get jet-lag when ever I fly to the uk or Us. It's...so...tiring...

zZzZ zZ
User avatar #71774 to #71769 - thedudeistheman (03/10/2013) [-]
I've only left the U.S. once, and that was to go to Canada. I took a bus, and there was no time change, so there was no jet lag. Do you go to the UK often?
User avatar #71775 to #71774 - amissingmouse (03/10/2013) [-]
Every christmas and summer holiday. (Parents are divorced, and I like the uk. x3 I don't like having to spend it with my dad though...abusive alcoholic cunt)
User avatar #71778 to #71775 - thedudeistheman (03/10/2013) [-]
My parents are divorced too. Why are you forced to spend the holidays with your dad?
User avatar #71779 to #71778 - amissingmouse (03/10/2013) [-]
He'll sue my mum. :3

I'm borne to such a vile man. e.o
User avatar #71782 to #71779 - thedudeistheman (03/10/2013) [-]
He's nice to you at least, right?
User avatar #71783 to #71782 - amissingmouse (03/10/2013) [-]
Remember the quote of "abusive alcoholic cunt"?
User avatar #71786 to #71783 - thedudeistheman (03/10/2013) [-]
I don't feel that it's my place to go prying in to this, but I just want to recommend that you find a way to get help.

On a lighter note, what are some of your hobbies?
User avatar #71788 to #71786 - amissingmouse (03/10/2013) [-]
I like horse riding..drawing, writing (music, poetry, stories), playing piano, singing..... I like going on skype, and letting whoever wants to watch me draw. x3
User avatar #71791 to #71788 - thedudeistheman (03/10/2013) [-]
What kind of drawings do you make?
User avatar #71792 to #71791 - amissingmouse (03/10/2013) [-]
Just random drawings.
x3
If yo have a skype I can show you.
User avatar #71793 to #71792 - thedudeistheman (03/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, that'd be cool sometime, although I'm not sure when sometime could be.

How long have you been playing the piano?
User avatar #71708 to #71668 - dusters ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
There is actually a majority of 16/17 years old here.
User avatar #71706 to #71668 - jari (03/09/2013) [-]
17,45
User avatar #71704 to #71668 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
I'm 20...... jesus..... Im, like, one of those village elders who is too old to do useful things but still wont die so you just sit around and listen to him ramble about shit........ Damn I need to find something to do with my life.
User avatar #71720 to #71704 - thedudeistheman (03/09/2013) [-]
You'd be some sort of intermediate villager, between the young'uns and the elders. Maybe you're one of the few older villagers who refuses to retire from working despite having a bad back.
User avatar #71711 to #71704 - revorce (03/09/2013) [-]
> Go to the marines
> Have head injury
> Wife and daughter
> Find a way to communicate with "past you"
> Do it
User avatar #71735 to #71711 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
psychic powers?
User avatar #71702 to #71668 - catpower (03/09/2013) [-]
I'm 17!
User avatar #71757 to #71702 - thedudeistheman (03/10/2013) [-]
It seems like I underestimated the number of people around our age here.
User avatar #71683 to #71668 - nightmaren ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
I'm 16 too.
User avatar #71685 to #71683 - thedudeistheman (03/09/2013) [-]
There seems to be a small number of 16 year olds here.
User avatar #71689 to #71685 - nightmaren ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
I suppose. But all of my closest friends browse this site too, and that's like 4 other people. And then some of their closest friends also browse it, so it probably spreads out like a flow chart or some shit. There could be a lot, but not a lot go on the boards or anything.
User avatar #71691 to #71689 - thedudeistheman (03/09/2013) [-]
The only thing I can think of similar to that is that thing where person A tells two people about something, then persons B and C tell two people each, then persons D, E, F, and G each tell two people, etc.

I just didn't think many people around my age went on here. I thought it was generally college-bound/in-college/just after college-aged browsers.
User avatar #71693 to #71691 - nightmaren ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
It could just be a Canadian high school thing. A lot of guys at my school browse this site, and I know a lot of guys at my buddy's school also browse it.
It's mostly a spread of highschoolers and college dudes, I think. Although I know of a few guys who are married and have kids, and I remember one time I commented on a post where OP was in 4th grade, and that was in like 1960, so he'd be an old ass man, basically.
User avatar #71696 to #71693 - thedudeistheman (03/09/2013) [-]
I doubt the validity of that last sentence.

I don't know any other people who go on here.
User avatar #71677 to #71676 - thedudeistheman (03/09/2013) [-]
He looks a bit older in that picture.
User avatar #71670 to #71668 - foaly (03/09/2013) [-]
I am also 16 and i feel that way too.
User avatar #71672 to #71670 - thedudeistheman (03/09/2013) [-]
Glad to know I'm not the only one. I would think there are more people of younger age on here (especially considering some of the comments I've seen). Maybe not 11 or 12, but at least 14 or so.
User avatar #71673 to #71672 - foaly (03/09/2013) [-]
The youngest i though that browse this site were 12.
User avatar #71674 to #71673 - thedudeistheman (03/09/2013) [-]
I've yet to know of any 12 year olds on here.
User avatar #71675 to #71674 - foaly (03/09/2013) [-]
You and me both.
#71652 - steavo (03/08/2013) [-]
So...I saw my first full Harlem Shake video today... I hate that fad, but I thought this one would be funny... It was a 9/11 Harlem Shake. "do the harlem shake" BOOM tower gets hit... I wasn't sure if It was funny. Usually 9/11 jokes would be funny (shock value), but seeing that tower get hit, know that people died at that instant made me feel...unsure about the video being funny. I laugh at shock jokes, I should have laughed at it, but seeing an actual video of the plane hitting the tower just...makes me think that it's fucked up. I'm not sure what to think about it, if it's funny or fucked up.
User avatar #71661 to #71652 - davvi (03/09/2013) [-]
>usually 9/11 jokes are funny
>seeing the tower get hit and knowing people died is just sick guise
#71646 - leonjoker (03/08/2013) [-]
Rate me please...Do your worse, also it'd be fun if you posted a pic of yourself too and everyone just rate each other...Needless to say, I'm bored
INB4 really bad camera resolution
#71705 to #71646 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
I couldn't rate you since I dont find other males sexually attractive..... what're you trying to say 'eh?!?!
#71663 to #71646 - barrythehorse (03/09/2013) [-]
This is my happy face.
#71658 to #71646 - gmarrox ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
Please kill me
User avatar #71823 to #71658 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
And ruin the best of god's creations? DOUBT IT!
#71655 to #71646 - nim (03/09/2013) [-]
Dat resolution..
hay seksi yu want sum fuk?
#71653 to #71646 - iwanttousenumbers (03/09/2013) [-]
This is my sexy face
#71721 to #71650 - anonymous (03/09/2013) [-]
i'd fuck it.
User avatar #71666 to #71650 - loveyameanish (03/09/2013) [-]
2cutensex4me.
User avatar #71654 to #71650 - samxdaxman (03/09/2013) [-]
OMG SO HAWT.
User avatar #71632 - epicextreme (03/08/2013) [-]
words cant describe how much fag bieber has fucked up in britain this week 2 hours late fainting all because he was sitting playing games back stage now threatening to beat the shit out of people. he needs to go the fuck home britain doesnt want your shit
User avatar #71642 to #71632 - samxdaxman (03/08/2013) [-]
Hahaha what the hell is he doing? Can I get a link to an article or something?
User avatar #71657 to #71656 - samxdaxman (03/09/2013) [-]
I give him 2 years before he as a person collapses. I feel kinda bad for him really.
User avatar #71631 - radishkingviii (03/08/2013) [-]

My teacher kicked my out for multitasking on something he gave me that i dident finish and on the current stuff it was easy to do both ^^ he said go to the office i asked should i bring my stuff he just replied go to the opoffice i asked him again he said the same thing so when that period ended i went back to get my shit i gave him the sheet that caused all this and it was completed :3 i said i'll pass your class then i said and when i ask a questiong youd better damed answer me then third period i get called down and am told im going home i have a out of aschool suspencion on the monday after march break and that im not going to history on tuesday and after school tuesday well talk about whats going to happen. ^^ all because of that one statement i made.
User avatar #71633 to #71631 - dusters ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
3 emoticons and 2 points.

That's all I read.
#71629 - barrythehorse (03/08/2013) [-]
Do you worst social board.
User avatar #71755 to #71629 - amissingmouse (03/10/2013) [-]
You're actually cute. :3 Though, your hair looks kinda like icing sloppily put on a cupcake.
#71767 to #71755 - barrythehorse (03/10/2013) [-]
Haha well thank you, that's very kind of you :) It's because i've got a scarf around my head, here's a picture without a scarf, pretend you don't see the Gilly H logo.
User avatar #71771 to #71767 - amissingmouse (03/10/2013) [-]
I would..but nahh...

SHAME ON YOU.

What's Gilly H?
User avatar #71772 to #71771 - barrythehorse (03/10/2013) [-]
WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Women's clothing, don't ask. Long story.
User avatar #71773 to #71772 - amissingmouse (03/10/2013) [-]
Oh. Yes, you CD.
:3
User avatar #71776 to #71773 - barrythehorse (03/10/2013) [-]
I swear i'm not. Although it was pretty comfy.
User avatar #71777 to #71776 - amissingmouse (03/10/2013) [-]
Uh huh ;) It's okay, we know your secret.
User avatar #71780 to #71777 - barrythehorse (03/10/2013) [-]
I wore it to school one day. People suspected things.
User avatar #71781 to #71780 - amissingmouse (03/10/2013) [-]
Hah.
Wasn't the best idea to do to that.


Did you get my pm? x3
User avatar #71784 to #71781 - barrythehorse (03/10/2013) [-]
I thought it'd be fun.
User avatar #71789 to #71784 - barrythehorse (03/10/2013) [-]
sorry, clicked the wrong reply :p
User avatar #71785 to #71784 - amissingmouse (03/10/2013) [-]
Nahhh you just get discriminated.
User avatar #71787 to #71785 - barrythehorse (03/10/2013) [-]
Doesn't bother me one bit.
User avatar #71790 to #71787 - amissingmouse (03/10/2013) [-]
That would bother me....
User avatar #71794 to #71790 - barrythehorse (03/10/2013) [-]
I had a jacket on underneath it so most people didn't notice until I took my jacket off.
User avatar #71796 to #71794 - amissingmouse (03/10/2013) [-]
okay that makes sense...?
User avatar #71799 to #71796 - barrythehorse (03/10/2013) [-]
I had something over the Gilly H top so no one could see it unless I took whatever I had on over the top off.
User avatar #71800 to #71799 - amissingmouse (03/10/2013) [-]
It's just you said you had a jacket on underneath the shirt so I got confused for a seocnd

English is my second language.
User avatar #71802 to #71800 - barrythehorse (03/10/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry my bad, I made an error there. Tiredness can cause stupidity.
User avatar #71805 to #71802 - amissingmouse (03/10/2013) [-]
So sleeeeep.
User avatar #71806 to #71805 - barrythehorse (03/10/2013) [-]
Good idea. I need to get up relatively early.
User avatar #71747 to #71629 - nim (03/09/2013) [-]
You look like Solid Snake with a mouth full of donuts.
User avatar #71641 to #71629 - catpower (03/08/2013) [-]
you remind me of a puppy...in a good way
User avatar #71648 to #71641 - barrythehorse (03/08/2013) [-]
Best compliment i've had today. Well my only compliment i've had today. Thanks! :D
User avatar #71636 to #71629 - ljxjlos (03/08/2013) [-]
I had a phase, were I always wanted to wear Headbands like this. Sadly, I looked like shit with them.
User avatar #71637 to #71636 - barrythehorse (03/08/2013) [-]
It's actually a scarf, not a headband, I got bored and decided to walk around in it.
User avatar #71638 to #71637 - ljxjlos (03/08/2013) [-]
Ah, okay.D
User avatar #71614 - catpower (03/08/2013) [-]
What are the weirdest dreams you've recently had?
User avatar #71695 to #71614 - nightmaren ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
I can't remember that much of the last dream I had, but I remember 'feeling' that I was standing on top of like a brick wall or some shit, throwing fish down, at cats and turtles or something.
User avatar #71664 to #71614 - thedudeistheman (03/09/2013) [-]
Not recent, but I had a dream where there were a couple dinosaurs attacking my school. They called the military in but they just stood there and tried to negotiate with the dinosaurs. Being the complete badass I am in my dreams, I went in to the school, and started fighting the dinosaurs. That's all I can remember.
User avatar #71651 to #71614 - mykoira (03/08/2013) [-]
well, there was a school trip to a volcano, and then the volcano erupted when we were there, i and few of my friends survived because we were on the other part of the volcano where it exploded. we were taken away from there with a helicopter. that's all that i can remember from it
User avatar #71644 to #71614 - jari (03/08/2013) [-]
Every night I dream about a zombie apocalypse.
User avatar #71627 to #71614 - wizkhalaffytaffy (03/08/2013) [-]
I had this one where some kind of evil doll was chasing me and then all of a sudden I was in a portable classroom of what looked like my 8th grade Spanish class. I guess we were taking a test but the teacher wasn't there and there was only like 5 other people in the class with me that I had never seen in my life, well except this girl I worked with last year but she is like 3 years older than me so she couldn't have been in my class. Suddenly everyone was throwing their papers in the air like in a "fuck this shit" manner. Next thing I know I'm back in the dream with the killer doll who for some reason shape-shifted to look like Andy Milonakis. So here I am getting chased by some fat guy into a supermarket. I'm inside and he's on the outside looking at me through the automatic sliding doors that got jammed and won't open for him. I'm thinking I'm safe and then the fucker manages to open them. At this point I'm tired of running and just tell him to get it over with and kill me. I don't know what happened after that but for some reason I'm there burying him in the sand at the beach. It's like if we became best friends or something, just there laughing and having a good time. I finish burying him and all that's free is his head I tell him "I'm gonna go get some scissors" to stab his fucking face until he dies, I still hadn't forgotten he tried to kill me. He freaks out and tries to get the sand off of him, when he finally does manage to get out I explode the C4 that im guessing I put there in the sand with him at one point. He doesn't die and he's real pissed at this point and I'm just there immediately regretting that decision. And then I wake up.

User avatar #71640 to #71627 - catpower (03/08/2013) [-]
that's the first time I've heard of someone having a dream with andy milonakis in it haha
User avatar #71669 to #71640 - wizkhalaffytaffy (03/09/2013) [-]
He's so dreamy
#71625 to #71614 - smashingprodigy (03/08/2013) [-]
I had a dream that my girlfriend was this person. I also remember myself being chased.
#71623 to #71614 - davvi (03/08/2013) [-]
tonight, I dreamt that I was in a spaceship fight with obi-wan and anakin, but then they turned into mario and luigi and i was it changed into mario kart
tonight, I dreamt that I was in a spaceship fight with obi-wan and anakin, but then they turned into mario and luigi and i was it changed into mario kart
User avatar #71621 to #71614 - gmarrox ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
I've had multiple dreams of watching myself die and wake up feeling okay about it. How depressing is that, dude?
User avatar #71622 to #71621 - catpower (03/08/2013) [-]
If feeling okay is a neutral feeling, than maybe it's a good thing. You're not so depressed that you would be ecstatic about dying but you're not so happy about life that you'd be sad. You are aware you will eventually die and you are okay with it.
#71609 - yeahbuck (03/08/2013) [-]
My buddy took this picture last summer while he was trying to pass me on the autobahn. Could you guys give me some captions for it?
User avatar #71620 to #71609 - gmarrox ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
Not to be a dick but what exactly is there to caption? It's a dude on a motorcycle. So yeah, that's cool.
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User avatar #71608 to #71603 - colegaleener (03/08/2013) [-]
just take it easy, man. it'll all blow over, and you'll look back on this night from time to time, and you'll regret thinking too much of it, you know?
#71602 - anonymous (03/08/2013) [-]
http://www(.)facebook(.)com/questions/10151445212119463/

Could you guys please do me a favor and choose the FIRST choice on this poll?

And spread the word please?

Thanks.
#71626 to #71602 - smashingprodigy (03/08/2013) [-]
What if we don't like Kelly Clarkson?
User avatar #71595 - howunexpected (03/08/2013) [-]
OMG.... I just found this.
www.alibaba.com/product-gs/628746643/pear_phone_for_sale_techno_phone.html
Its a Chinese Android iPhone... I want one, just to fuck with everyone
"OMG, is that an iPhone?"
"Nah bitch, this is a motherfucking AndroPhone"
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