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#92790 - thenikohero
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Hi.

I'm a web-developer. And I''m looking for a partner. I need someone who can come up with some great web designs. Cause I really suck at designing websites.

So if anyone is willing to be my partner, then please respond or pm me.
#92809 to #92790 - birdss
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(09/07/2013) [-]
As in; You have no creativity at all aka You're not inspired?
Designing websites isn't all that hard, If you know exactly what you want.
#92812 to #92809 - thenikohero
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Well, that could be. But I lack the abilty to slow down my thougts
#92813 to #92812 - birdss
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Can you show me Some of your work?
#92814 to #92813 - thenikohero
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Well, yea, here are the links to some of my tasks that I made at my school:

my currently portfolio: You need to login to view this link

You need to login to view this link

You need to login to view this link



Some of the sites are probaly in Danish so yea.
#92815 to #92814 - birdss
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(09/07/2013) [-]
V good v good.
#92816 to #92815 - thenikohero
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(09/07/2013) [-]
huh?
#92817 to #92816 - birdss
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(09/07/2013) [-]
That I like it,
Its better than what I have seen most people doing.
#92818 to #92817 - thenikohero
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Well thank you
#92819 to #92818 - birdss
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Makes me want to design websites again, But i'm too lazy and a bit of a perfectionist.
So It's not going to work out for me.
#92820 to #92819 - thenikohero
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(09/07/2013) [-]
I know that feeling waay to well my friend.
#92821 to #92820 - birdss
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(09/07/2013) [-]
But i'm considering on doing it again, since I need to make money somehow.
And Designing websites seems an easy yet hard but fun way to make money out of.
#92822 to #92821 - thenikohero
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Well yea and I just like creating websites
#92823 to #92822 - birdss
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(09/07/2013) [-]
I like the programming part.
#92824 to #92823 - thenikohero
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(09/07/2013) [-]
I like every part
#92791 to #92790 - endymiion
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(09/07/2013) [-]
What Kind of website are you plannig to do?
#92795 to #92791 - thenikohero
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Well, right now I'm making my PortFolio.

but its just for a case in the future. I'm in the middle of education, but I have had over 1 year experince, and I'm currently I am available to make sites with HTML, CSS, JQUERY, FLASH, PHP.

#92798 to #92795 - endymiion
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(09/07/2013) [-]
pretty much the same here, Im in a trainee for nearly a year now.

If you lack ideas then search on sites like You need to login to view this link (dot)net/ or You need to login to view this link for elements or whole sites you like and just make a layout. If you dont like it delete it and start over from scartch. That's the way I learned in less than a year to design (at least) decent websites such as my last one www.focusedonshockwaves(dot)com
#92807 to #92798 - thenikohero
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Wow have you maked that site all by yourself? Nice design I must say, but I couldnt help to notice that you don't use a PHP script for site changing?



and thanks btw, I sense a really good friendship here
#92825 to #92807 - endymiion
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(09/07/2013) [-]
The client didnt want one since it'd have only gotten more expensive from him so yeah .. it wasn't my choice not to have a fancy url

#92826 to #92825 - thenikohero
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Hahahahahah
#92765 - speritblood
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(09/07/2013) [-]
I don't understand what we do on this board
#92793 to #92765 - birdss
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Let me rephrase that for you;

We don't understand what you do on this board.
#92778 to #92765 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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(09/07/2013) [-]
I don't understand how fucking mouth breathers like you can't have a look and figure out by yourself what "we do on this board" instead of asking stupid questions. "What we do on this board?" dude get the fuck out of here.
#92782 to #92778 - freespeech
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#92862 to #92782 - speritblood
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(09/07/2013) [-]
he hurt my feelings
#92781 to #92778 - thunderquill
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#92779 to #92778 - speritblood
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(09/07/2013) [-]
no u
#92780 to #92779 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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(09/07/2013) [-]
#92773 to #92765 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(09/07/2013) [-]
We post gifs like this and scoff at most of threads.
We post gifs like this and scoff at most of threads.
#92792 to #92773 - endymiion
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(09/07/2013) [-]
this if fuckin' terrifyng..
#92775 to #92773 - speritblood
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(09/07/2013) [-]
do u not like brony or friendly?
#92776 to #92775 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(09/07/2013) [-]
I don't go to those boards so I'm not in a position to judge.    
Speaking of judgements, here's my favourite gif.
I don't go to those boards so I'm not in a position to judge.
Speaking of judgements, here's my favourite gif.
#92777 to #92776 - speritblood
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(09/07/2013) [-]
yes!!!
#92768 to #92765 - misticalz ONLINE
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Answer questions like this one.
#92767 to #92765 - bossauce
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Pretend to be social with other people
#92766 to #92765 - TheseChocodiles
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(09/07/2013) [-]
okay
#92770 to #92766 - shoryuken
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(09/07/2013) [-]
As a proper Irish girl do you like "the undertones"? giving them a listen right now and I had no idea that Ireland had a good band. I thought it was only England and Scotland that had the good bands. how odd is that?
#92772 to #92770 - TheseChocodiles
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(09/07/2013) [-]
the cranberries are also good

#92774 to #92772 - shoryuken
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(09/07/2013) [-]
I'm mashin' undertones in my room right now, or a best of I found on youtube
I am likin' them lot.
#92758 - Spikeydeath
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(09/06/2013) [-]
I just read news about the next season of family guy
they are gonna kill off a griffin and they are having cleaveland move back
#92829 to #92758 - sonnyboii
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Its probably gonna be a relative that lives in europe or something then
#92836 to #92829 - Spikeydeath
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(09/07/2013) [-]
no its so they can replace said character
#92764 to #92758 - DCat
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(09/07/2013) [-]
They're probably gonna kill off Chris. Everybody likes everyone else too much.

Show's boring as dicks now
#92761 to #92758 - jackirl
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(09/07/2013) [-]
I've stopped watching family guy a while back, it's going the same way as the simpsons. Even though i don't really watch it i'm hoping that it's meg.
#92757 - justbeingcool
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(09/06/2013) [-]
were ** The boys in motion** from that's so raven a band in real life.?



I can Google it but im trying to make friends
#92726 - cupcakecrusader
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(09/06/2013) [-]
I'm a bit behind on my TV and stuff (long story), so I'm only just moving through Season 7 of Doctor Who. Watching The Rings of Akhaten when I paused it. On this.
#92742 to #92726 - fuckitbucket
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(09/06/2013) [-]
is rings of akhaten the one with the "god" thing waking up and the doctor gives him his lifeforce or what?
ya know the same thing thats already been done a few seasons ago, and also in torchwood?
#92743 to #92742 - cupcakecrusader
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Yah. The big sun thing, and the lullaby.
#92735 to #92726 - desdemona
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(09/06/2013) [-]
I don't think the series that just passed was the best series ever, not gonna lie
#92741 to #92735 - fuckitbucket
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(09/06/2013) [-]
I found the entire series to consist of everything fucking up then sudden out of the blue solution five minutes near the end. not very good story telling.
Maybe doctor who was always like that and i was just oblivious when i was younger...
#92744 to #92741 - desdemona
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(09/06/2013) [-]
I do feel like something in the story writing has changed yet like you I watched them when they first came out and haven't revisited them. I did like the River story - although I know alot of people will disagree with me on that one. The Clara stuff was amazing idea but came across really shit.

I think that with Peter Capaldi the mood will change again for the better, Matt's Doctor towards the end started to lean to an angry, dark guy so it just seems natural that Peter's story lines will be more adult. I hope anyway.
#92745 to #92744 - fuckitbucket
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Looking at it i think the problems moffett. He has good ideas but hes terrible at actually making a story. Like the clara stuff and the river stuff are both good ideas, but i think they were just handled real badly.
#92736 to #92735 - cupcakecrusader
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(09/06/2013) [-]
That's the impression I'm getting. It sees to be... trying too much, if you get what I mean. Like with the last one, but even more so.
#92737 to #92736 - desdemona
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(09/06/2013) [-]
I feel sorry for Matt Smith because he plays the Doctor brilliantly yet it's almost like he hasn't been given a chance with Moffetts move to make it more kiddy and America friendly
#92738 to #92737 - cupcakecrusader
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(09/06/2013) [-]
I think he's been a great Doctor. It took me a while to warm up to him, and he's a lot more childish than any of the other Doctors, but it grows on you. I know he's gone at the end of the season, that much has been spoiled for me >_>

So yah... he really didn't get his chance to REALLY shine.
#92727 to #92726 - daryldixon
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(09/06/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
#92729 to #92727 - cupcakecrusader
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(09/06/2013) [-]
For what?
#92730 to #92729 - daryldixon
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(09/06/2013) [-]
watching doctor who because it is absolutely shit
#92731 to #92730 - cupcakecrusader
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Meh, I like it. Not asking you You are entitled to your own opinions
#92732 to #92731 - daryldixon
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(09/06/2013) [-]
I am
my opinion is right and your opinion from now on is always wrong
#92698 - RageRambo ONLINE
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Here's a Would You Rather!


Would you rather have Superman's powers? Or Doomsday's?
#92796 to #92698 - acidjunk
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Superman, no effort to get better powers. Im lazy.
#92752 to #92698 - ScottP
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Superman. Doomsday can't fly
#92753 to #92752 - RageRambo ONLINE
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Actually. After a certain fight he gained the ability to fly.
#92760 to #92753 - ScottP
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(09/06/2013) [-]
That seems like it would be really goofy looking. I still prefer Superman though. I'm assuming taking on Doomsday's powers would also give me the bones all over my body, and I'd rather not have that...
#92762 to #92760 - RageRambo ONLINE
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(09/07/2013) [-]
I suppose taking Doomsday's form would be optional. Considering the drawbacks. I picked Doomsday due to his evolution power and the power to resurrect himself. And add the fact that he can't be killed the same way twice.
#92693 - nonnotitiapono
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(09/06/2013) [-]
hellllo....
#92763 to #92693 - thunderquill
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#92702 to #92693 - DCat
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Goodbye~
Goodbye~
#92703 to #92702 - nonnotitiapono
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(09/06/2013) [-]
why is it when i say hello you say goodbye?
#92704 to #92703 - DCat
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(09/06/2013) [-]
I don't know why you say hello, I say goodbye~
#92707 to #92704 - nonnotitiapono
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(09/06/2013) [-]
*AHEM*

HELLO HELLO
#92709 to #92707 - DCat
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Hello goodbye, hello goodbye, hello goodbyyyyyye
#92711 to #92709 - nonnotitiapono
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(09/06/2013) [-]
i dont know why you say goodbye
#92712 to #92711 - DCat
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(09/06/2013) [-]
I say helloooo

dammit
#92713 to #92712 - nonnotitiapono
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Why why why why why why do you say goodbye goodbye, oh no?
#92714 to #92713 - DCat
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Ohhhh, nothing's gonna change my world, nothing's gonna change my wooooorld
#92715 to #92714 - nonnotitiapono
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(09/06/2013) [-]
she took the midnight train going aaaaanyyyyyyyy whereeeeeee
#92716 to #92715 - DCat
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Somewhere over the rainbow~
#92717 to #92716 - nonnotitiapono
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(09/06/2013) [-]
why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
#92718 to #92717 - DCat
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past
#92720 to #92718 - nonnotitiapono
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(09/06/2013) [-]
doo doo doo doo_doo doo doo doo doo-doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo LETS GO!
#92721 to #92720 - DCat
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(09/06/2013) [-]
I see friends shaking hands, saying "how do you do?"
#92722 to #92721 - nonnotitiapono
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(09/06/2013) [-]
(somethings wrong, somethings wrong) theres a bomb in my face, decorated with white lace.
#92723 to #92722 - DCat
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(09/06/2013) [-]
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
#92724 to #92723 - nonnotitiapono
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(09/06/2013) [-]
My legs are dangling off the edge,The bottom of the bottle is my only friend, I think I'll slit my wrists again and I'm gone, gone, gone, gone.

(good song btw.)
#92797 to #92724 - acidjunk
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(09/07/2013) [-]
#92725 to #92724 - DCat
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Find me somebody to love, find me somebody to love, find me somebody to love, find me somebody to love, somebody, somebody, somebody SOMEBODY, somebody, SOMEBODY, can anybody fiiiiiind meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee someboooooooooooody to loooooooOOOooooove

Never heard it

#92705 to #92704 - DCat
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(09/06/2013) [-]
And here I thought this was going to turn into a Beatles thing :c
#92706 to #92705 - nonnotitiapono
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(09/06/2013) [-]
(mi appologetico) was preparing for sleep rituals.
#92708 to #92706 - DCat
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(09/06/2013) [-]
It k. I guess I was being impatient. I dunno :S
#92710 to #92708 - nonnotitiapono
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(09/06/2013) [-]
its happens to us all sir, no sweat
#92672 - therealbrianna
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Asked to borrow 100 bucks from my parents for the month until my new job starts, they said no it's too expensive. They buy a brand new car the very next day (2nd new lease in the last 5 months). Anyways I'm alone in a completely new state (Moved from Seattle to Western Montana) Don't know anyone here in montana yet,

so long story short I'm in desperate need of company, laughs or anything.
#92759 to #92672 - Spikeydeath
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(09/06/2013) [-]
What...do you get when you cross a man with a knife?
#92676 to #92672 - birdss
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(09/05/2013) [-]
This is dusters btw.

ps; TheseChocodiles is right.
#94258 to #92676 - midnighteyes
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(09/19/2013) [-]
...It's like Peter Griffin and Austin Powers had some bizarre love-child....
#92680 to #92676 - dusters
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Don't post me online

It could harm my modelling career.
#92677 to #92676 - TheseChocodiles
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(09/05/2013) [-]
luv that pic of him x
#92678 to #92677 - birdss
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(09/05/2013) [-]
It's so classy
#92674 to #92672 - TheseChocodiles
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Dusters won't shut up about you.
#92675 to #92674 - dusters
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Yes, I do. Hello, I'm dusters, I think I indirectly love you.
#92679 to #92675 - therealbrianna
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(09/05/2013) [-]
oh well, shucks. I'm blushing.
#92681 to #92679 - dusters
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Eheh I'm smooth.
#92663 - iwanttousenumbers
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(09/05/2013) [-]
So today I got my first assignment of the school year. Finding the best way to drop Mentos into a bottle of Coke that results in the highest spray. I'm in third year university.
mfw
#92669 to #92663 - Timmietim
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Diet coke bitch
#92666 to #92663 - OptimusRhyme
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#92611 - connorjay
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(09/05/2013) [-]
I love the only time I've got a large amount of thumbs in a long time is b making a joke which implies I'm autistic and love fedoras

Odd.

Whatcha guys up to today?
#92615 to #92611 - davvi
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(09/05/2013) [-]
cleaning my fedora collection
#92599 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE ONLINE
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(09/05/2013) [-]

anyone here work?

whether it be part-time during school or full-time to support your drug addict of a son through community college while he gets his degree in chemistry.

or something along those lines.

>Job
>job activities
>location
>fun job?
#92794 to #92599 - birdss
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(09/07/2013) [-]
> Train Chauffeur
> I sit in the train and Make sure it reaches its destiny by controlling the train.
> Everywhere
> Yes, I always sing when I drive the trains.
#92755 to #92599 - percioz
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(09/06/2013) [-]
>Dancer
>Dancing
>Dancing places
>Danctistic
#92695 to #92599 - thunderquill
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(09/06/2013) [-]
I work at a restaurant called Culver's as a back of the house (kitchen) worker, I was hired to do fryers but i'm learning all the other things in the kitchen, in Utah, I love it and look forward to every one of my shifts
I work at a restaurant called Culver's as a back of the house (kitchen) worker, I was hired to do fryers but i'm learning all the other things in the kitchen, in Utah, I love it and look forward to every one of my shifts
#92689 to #92599 - prettypalmtrees
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(09/06/2013) [-]
I work at a real estate office fml
#92673 to #92599 - TheseChocodiles
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(09/05/2013) [-]
i am about to start work at private nursing home for older people with dementia and stuff
talking to the residents, feeding them, bathing them and taking them to the toilet n cleaning
a nursing home?????
yes i did work experience at it and i really liked it
#92684 to #92673 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(09/05/2013) [-]
boner activated
#92685 to #92684 - TheseChocodiles
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(09/05/2013) [-]
lol yep
#92686 to #92685 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(09/05/2013) [-]
We can't be friends if you say things that 14 year old girls say like "lol yep".
#92687 to #92686 - TheseChocodiles
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(09/05/2013) [-]
lol deal with it i begin most things i say with lol
#92688 to #92687 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(09/05/2013) [-]
k
#92664 to #92599 - OptimusRhyme
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(09/05/2013) [-]
I work at a small store that sells formal dresses and rents out tuxedos. We do formalwear for proms, wedding parties, etc. It's about 15 minutes away from my house, and right next to a big movie theater. I enjoy it; also it helps that my coworkers are super chill and fun to work with.
#92655 to #92599 - iwanttousenumbers
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(09/05/2013) [-]
I start a job as a lab demonstrator on the 16th
Help the first year nurses with their chem labs, mark them and probably some other things
StFX University
I hope so
#92612 to #92599 - connorjay
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(09/05/2013) [-]
I just quit but I'll play.

I was a bartender
I pour pints, mix cocktails, pour shooters, and generally try to make people smile whilst I'm working
Opposite my university campus. I only worked a night or two a week so I could still get my degree and decent marks.
Brilliant job, but it disrupted me too much. Finishing at 8am and having lectures or exams the next day is a cunt. Or even when you don't have something the next day, it fucks you up for the next couple of days.
The best was if girls got their tits out, they got a free bottle of bubbly, so it's a good place to work in Freshers week.
#92609 to #92599 - fladen
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(09/05/2013) [-]
im a dinning attendant busser at johns incredible pizza
i pick up all the plates/food/trash. clean the floors, tables, take out the trash. make sure everything is clean, have to talk to as many guests as i can. and just make sure theres always places to sit down and eat. pretty much clean shit up

its actually pretty fun, the work is easy just really annoying when theres hundreds of people leaving messes for days everywhere. but it keeps me always busy and time flies.
and all my coworkers are cool. theres usually like 20+ people working on busy days and were all around the same age 17-23 were our managers are probaly early 30s. everything is chill and cool at my work so yea it is a fun job. but do a lot of physical labor/work
#92588 - nykiron
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(09/05/2013) [-]
watch this and spread guys!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkamZg68jpk&list=UUEHsSWvrGVSIA63OV3J6vhA
syrian truth, share and understand
#92586 - roliga
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(09/05/2013) [-]
ITT: Most recent picture taken of you, no picking an old picture or taking a new one, give no context as to what's happening in it, just post it.
#92830 to #92586 - ljxjlos
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(09/07/2013) [-]
I´m the guy on the right.
#92700 to #92586 - jimmyneubtron
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#92690 to #92586 - prettypalmtrees
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#92683 to #92586 - bjartur
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#92665 to #92586 - OptimusRhyme
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(09/05/2013) [-]
im the one with boobs
#92657 to #92586 - percioz
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#92613 to #92586 - connorjay
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(09/05/2013) [-]
My friend doesn't like ending up on random websites...
#92603 to #92586 - zameckis
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(09/05/2013) [-]
death to infidel
#92597 to #92586 - fladen
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(09/05/2013) [-]
ok
#92595 to #92586 - fuckya
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(09/05/2013) [-]
I'm the black one.
#92594 to #92586 - freedomreturns
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Thanks for not adding me on XBL cunt
#92596 to #92594 - roliga
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(09/05/2013) [-]
you never gave me your gamertag
#92572 - hockeykicksass
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(09/05/2013) [-]
ask a guy who got hit on by a gay mentally challenged man today anything
#92658 to #92572 - iwanttousenumbers
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(09/05/2013) [-]
When's the first date?
#92660 to #92658 - hockeykicksass
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(09/05/2013) [-]
it was last night and it was magical
#92662 to #92660 - iwanttousenumbers
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(09/05/2013) [-]
I'm glad to hear that
#92587 to #92572 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Is there such a thing as a charming asshole?
#92592 to #92587 - hockeykicksass
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(09/05/2013) [-]
yes but charm does not mean they are a good person, it just means they are good at wooing people over
#92575 to #92572 - misticalz ONLINE
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(09/05/2013) [-]
What did he say
#92577 to #92575 - hockeykicksass
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(09/05/2013) [-]
he just kept saying im a good looking man, and since he was mentally challenged i just figured he was being nice, then my boss pulled him away and mentioned that this particular patient enjoys men and often says that to guys he likes, i also got told by someone i looked like ashton kutcher from Jobs but thats unrealted
#92598 to #92577 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE ONLINE
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(09/05/2013) [-]
So, wait. oes that mean that you looked like plain Ashton Kutcher, or you looked like steve jobs? (as in, did you look like ashton when he had the makeup and old steve jobs look?)
#92600 to #92598 - hockeykicksass
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(09/05/2013) [-]
i think he meant ashton with a beard heres me judge yourself
#92614 to #92600 - SgtObvious
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(09/05/2013) [-]
you literally look nothing like ashton kutcher
#92601 to #92600 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE ONLINE
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(09/05/2013) [-]
You look just like ashton kutcher.

If I was mantally handicapped, Id charm the pants right off of you.
#92580 to #92577 - SunshineCabbage
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Reminds me of when I was in the local shop, some mentally challenged lad was smiling at me as I walked past, I smiled back, nothing serious. He took that for "let's go corner her by the fridges and stroke her hair".
#92585 to #92580 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Can we go Southend and cinema babe I will get u uggs and I pad.
#92581 to #92580 - hockeykicksass
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(09/05/2013) [-]
i assuming this is what happened next
i assuming this is what happened next
#92578 to #92577 - misticalz ONLINE
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(09/05/2013) [-]
should of hit him up later in the night.
U missed a gud bang.
#92579 to #92578 - hockeykicksass
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(09/05/2013) [-]
i guess he'll be the one that got away
#92571 - misticalz ONLINE
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Mfw I'm the best looking goy in my homeroom this year.
#92696 to #92571 - thunderquill
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(09/06/2013) [-]
That depends on opinion :I
That depends on opinion :I
#92661 to #92571 - percioz
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(09/05/2013) [-]
I have never seen you, so I can't say
#92573 to #92571 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Settle down boychik.
#92574 to #92573 - misticalz ONLINE
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(09/05/2013) [-]
What.
#92567 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account**
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(09/04/2013) [-]
I got grant money in the mail for school on my birthday. I'm no longer dirt poor. This makes me so happy.
I got grant money in the mail for school on my birthday. I'm no longer dirt poor. This makes me so happy.
#92659 to #92567 - iwanttousenumbers
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Spend it all in one place

The liquor store
#92667 to #92659 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account**
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Strip club? Strip club.
#92670 to #92667 - iwanttousenumbers
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(09/05/2013) [-]
An excellent idea as well
#92554 - CakemanRPG
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Surprise!    
Your Favorite holiday   
The Perfect crime   
Describe biggest dump you've ever taken   
Childhood Idol
Surprise!
Your Favorite holiday
The Perfect crime
Describe biggest dump you've ever taken
Childhood Idol

#92697 to #92554 - thunderquill
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Halloween (Who doesn't love candy!)
You never hear about the perfect crime......because it was perfect
I once took this dump to end all dumps, it looked like an anaconda was swimmin up in there...
My dad, not so much anymore though...
#92645 to #92554 - anonmos
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Midsummer's day
idk I usually get caught when I do something bad
oh shit
Grandpa
#92606 to #92554 - birdss
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(09/05/2013) [-]
- Every holiday is the same.
- Is there even such a thing
- Big.
- Some Princess.

#92576 to #92554 - misticalz ONLINE
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(09/05/2013) [-]
obvs christmas
Iunno do I look like a criminal ur little shit?
It was pretty big lol
Myrvin from Wayside, he had it in the bag. SUM1 BETTER GET DUH REFRANCE
#92604 to #92576 - darthbrofist
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Haloween (Free teeth rot)
Tax fraud done well
Biggest Dump: Hiking up Mt. Saints Helens in WA. USA, summit the mtn, feelsgoodman.jpg, Really hard hike, get 1/8 of the way down, rumble grumple shit shitshithshitshitshitshit, hike 1/4 mile off path. Dig hole, squat and give birth. Roughly 4-6 pounds. wipe with an extra sock. Tell no one. And the rescue rangers. Fuck yeah
#92569 to #92554 - saudiarabia **User deleted account**
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#92566 to #92554 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account**
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Halloween
Stabbing someone with an icicle so the murder weapon melts and disappears.
A moon of Jupiter more commonly known as Ganymede.
Charles Manson.
#92564 to #92554 - iwanttousenumbers
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(09/04/2013) [-]
ur moms birthday
when i fuck ur mom
ask ur mom it was on her
ur mom

please don't hurt me
#92563 to #92554 - roliga
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Christmas
You're not getting me this time FBI
Pierce Morgan
Johnny Cash
#92557 to #92554 - percioz
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Christmas
No such thing
Niagra Falls
Eminem
#92555 to #92554 - BrayBoy
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Cold snowy, anywhere pretty
Icicle murder and buried beneath a dogs body
Gargantuan
Jack black
#92541 - thisistheguy
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Gimme some ideas for an informative speech.
#92552 to #92541 - anonimoss
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(09/04/2013) [-]
9/11 was bad.
#92540 - sandwitchman **User deleted account**
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#92565 to #92540 - iwanttousenumbers
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(09/04/2013) [-]
It's because people come here to ask why it exists
#92550 to #92540 - TheseChocodiles
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(09/04/2013) [-]
yeah our social anxiety really held us back when it came to writing a comment on the internet, but we all got through it somehow
#92570 to #92550 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE ONLINE
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(09/04/2013) [-]
I enjoy your comments whenever I see them.


You cheeky lil' bugger.
#92544 to #92540 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Oh you're so fucking cool man.
#92543 to #92540 - percioz
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(09/04/2013) [-]
If you say so then
#92539 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account**
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(09/04/2013) [-]
>Computer Science class   
>almost end of class, waiting for bell to ring   
>joking around, seeing one guy looking at my crotch   
>saying "Stop looking at my dick" for fun   
>he says "I didn't even knew you had a dick"   
>he says "ooww", feels like he just dissed me.   
>mfw he was serious
>Computer Science class
>almost end of class, waiting for bell to ring
>joking around, seeing one guy looking at my crotch
>saying "Stop looking at my dick" for fun
>he says "I didn't even knew you had a dick"
>he says "ooww", feels like he just dissed me.
>mfw he was serious