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#84682 - misticalz (07/09/2013) [-]
Call me girls if you're looking for a fun time ;)

~xox~
User avatar #84771 to #84682 - ScottP (07/10/2013) [-]
That depends...are you good at Mortal Kombat?
User avatar #84772 to #84771 - misticalz (07/10/2013) [-]
No.
sry
#84694 to #84682 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Nobody wants that raging 3 incher.
#84843 to #84694 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
shut up fag. you ain't got shit on my misticalz. you think you're cool making comments like that? i'll wipe your ass with my dick and make you suck on it. i'll shove my ass up your foot. you better learn some respect for the 3 incher. he's pleasured me with that more than you ever could with you're oversized dick. nobody likes that shit. your dick is gross and disgusting. misticalz's dick is beautiful. i once stared at it for too long and was blinded for three days. you aint got shit on misticalz. why don't you go out and get laid? maybe then you'll learn some respect for the art of the 3 incher
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#84696 to #84694 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
But he's famous! He makes 10 cents per shitty song on YouTube!
#84699 to #84696 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
And nobody knows him.
#84717 to #84699 - misticalz (07/10/2013) [-]
I've never seen someone so angry over a person pretending to be an idiot.
#84835 to #84717 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
And I've never seen anyone more angry that is pretending to be someone that people actually know.
User avatar #84836 to #84835 - misticalz (07/10/2013) [-]
I've never said I was famous.
I never even said I was known.
But ok then, think what you want to think.
Keep going anon so people don't see how much of a child you're being.
#84837 to #84836 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Keep cryin', bitch nigga.
User avatar #84838 to #84837 - misticalz (07/10/2013) [-]
Says the one who started bitching.
Says the one who randomly brought up my music for no reason.

Why'd you even take me seriously when I was typing like that?
What made you so anally angered that made you reply to me?

You are the bitch nigga, and you're the one who's angry about me acting like an idiot.
User avatar #84683 to #84682 - misticalz (07/09/2013) [-]
whoops.
250 -984- 0686
User avatar #84674 - thelocksmith (07/09/2013) [-]
post a picture of yourself here
#84676 to #84674 - misticalz (07/09/2013) [-]
rate me.
my name is fabio btw
User avatar #84663 - whynotthisname (07/09/2013) [-]
What exactly do you all do here? Be social?
User avatar #84804 to #84663 - akamrhood (07/10/2013) [-]
I like to be social on here along with plotting terroistical things against the government.
User avatar #84688 to #84663 - imonfrontpageagain (07/09/2013) [-]
Try to make it to the frontpage
User avatar #84668 to #84663 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/09/2013) [-]
I come here and usually piss people off.

Is that what socialites do?
User avatar #84669 to #84668 - misticalz (07/09/2013) [-]
socialites piss off greasers.
User avatar #84667 to #84663 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (07/09/2013) [-]
We talk about your mom. So you should leave so we can continue
User avatar #84665 to #84663 - desdemona (07/09/2013) [-]
Read peoples attempts at being social and scoff at them
#84652 - misticalz (07/09/2013) [-]
So today I learned that Pizza Pizza are the same people as Little Ceaser's.

ITT: Your favorite pizza place.
"Vern's Pizza" is da best.
User avatar #84796 to #84652 - awesomerninjathing (07/10/2013) [-]
HOLY SHIT REALLY? BUT LITTLE CAESAR'S IS SO MUCH BETTER

Domino's ftw nigga
User avatar #84661 to #84652 - teoberry (07/09/2013) [-]
Bro's dough. That beef and onion doe
User avatar #84662 to #84661 - misticalz (07/09/2013) [-]
w0w looks gud.
User avatar #84654 to #84652 - iwanttousenumbers (07/09/2013) [-]
My dad's name is Vern

My favorite pizza place is probably Kenny's Pizza or Pizza Farm
User avatar #84655 to #84654 - misticalz (07/09/2013) [-]
My dad's name is Kenny.
Bastards killed him tho.

I have never heard of those places, they're only in the United States?
User avatar #84657 to #84655 - iwanttousenumbers (07/09/2013) [-]
Nope, Canada. Pizza farm is owned by a family in my town and Kenny's has a few around Nova Scotia
User avatar #84658 to #84657 - misticalz (07/09/2013) [-]
Oh.
That's cool,
I live in Manitoba.
You live in Nova Scotia then?
#84647 - transgendered (07/09/2013) [-]
Does anyone have that pic of Obama as an Anime and he's late for his first day as president?
#84646 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
Does anyone know the name of that Naruto parody that's kinda like OneyNG's work?
#84641 - transgendered (07/09/2013) [-]
ITT: everyone post the song you're listening to
User avatar #84666 to #84641 - alphabethsoop (07/09/2013) [-]
HotBox Session: The Districts - "Funeral Beds" Local band
#84651 to #84641 - misticalz (07/09/2013) [-]
deadmau5 - Sofi Needs a Ladder
Deadmau5 very cool.
#84636 - tannertheguy (07/09/2013) [-]
so i have 2 gifs of deadpool i made today, can someone speed them up a bit?
so i have 2 gifs of deadpool i made today, can someone speed them up a bit?
User avatar #84639 to #84636 - alstorp (07/09/2013) [-]
Already exists as an even better version.
User avatar #84640 to #84637 - alstorp (07/09/2013) [-]
What's that 5 frames per second?
User avatar #84648 to #84640 - tannertheguy (07/09/2013) [-]
no idea
User avatar #84649 to #84648 - alstorp (07/09/2013) [-]
I think so.
#84631 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
Bass Guitar:  Robbie Merrill's Chromatic Workout
I don't have any pictures of my uncle, but he looks like this guy. What do your uncles look like rest of FJ?
#84624 - guythatagrees (07/09/2013) [-]
Hey someone out there with a phone, help me prank my friend!!
Hey someone out there with a phone, help me prank my friend!!
#84628 to #84624 - Thalamas (07/09/2013) [-]
What ya got in mind, Hombre?
What ya got in mind, Hombre?
#85360 to #84628 - guythatagrees (07/15/2013) [-]
I wanted someone to call him and tell him I'm dead. But I had to tell him I wasn't. He believes I might, and it would be really funny in the future to make him think I was.
#85758 to #85360 - Thalamas (07/17/2013) [-]
I do not understand what you mean at all
I do not understand what you mean at all
#85974 to #85758 - guythatagrees (07/18/2013) [-]
Well if I did the prank, it would be to call the person on the phone and tell the person that I was dead. However, I'm not doing the prank right now and I might try it later on...
User avatar #85992 to #85974 - Thalamas (07/18/2013) [-]
Ah I get you haha ok then
#85993 to #85992 - guythatagrees (07/18/2013) [-]
Can I count on you to help me out to do the prank later?
User avatar #85994 to #85993 - Thalamas (07/18/2013) [-]
Well, I can try but don't count on me I might pussy out
#85995 to #85994 - guythatagrees (07/18/2013) [-]
Sure. I'll call upon you when the time is right.
#85996 to #85995 - Thalamas (07/18/2013) [-]
Is feels like I just got in leagues with the Mob
Is feels like I just got in leagues with the Mob
User avatar #84623 - dingdongsingsong (07/08/2013) [-]
A stupid request but i saw this tumblr gif. and i cant seem to find it it would be great if any of you have it.
Description:
black and white
basically all you see are arms being held down and the guy banging the girl.
Thank you in advanced.
User avatar #84660 to #84623 - birdss (07/09/2013) [-]
Is this supposed to be interracial porn? or black and white as in a filter.
User avatar #84792 to #84791 - birdss (07/10/2013) [-]
Oh well, I don't know,
There are many GIFS like that.
Anyway, you're just a perverted girl.
User avatar #84793 to #84792 - dingdongsingsong (07/10/2013) [-]
Aha, no i need it for other reasons, it's sfw.
User avatar #84794 to #84793 - birdss (07/10/2013) [-]
suuuree.
User avatar #84795 to #84794 - dingdongsingsong (07/10/2013) [-]
nobody really gets it, the camera frame is just on the hands..
User avatar #84626 to #84623 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (07/09/2013) [-]
No way Jose, I'll get banned
User avatar #84625 to #84623 - Timmietim (07/09/2013) [-]
Just look at porn
User avatar #84585 - misticalz (07/08/2013) [-]
Davvi
User avatar #84616 to #84585 - davvi (07/08/2013) [-]
no i belong to the perfect-eyed masterrace.
btw did you thumb all my comments in this thread? because now i feel like i have the social obligance to do the same to you
#84617 to #84616 - misticalz (07/08/2013) [-]
Ya I did but you don't have 2.   
   
btw I hav glasses U CALING ME A PLEB?   
I'L FOKING KILL U.
Ya I did but you don't have 2.

btw I hav glasses U CALING ME A PLEB?
I'L FOKING KILL U.
User avatar #84618 to #84617 - davvi (07/08/2013) [-]
yeh
#84619 to #84618 - misticalz (07/08/2013) [-]
cri    
   
watevur, I'll always have more swag than you.
cri

watevur, I'll always have more swag than you.
User avatar #84620 to #84619 - davvi (07/08/2013) [-]
k

also i'm going to sleep now, cu
#84621 to #84620 - misticalz (07/08/2013) [-]
Gudnite
Gudnite
User avatar #84622 to #84621 - davvi (07/08/2013) [-]
thx
User avatar #84588 to #84585 - davvi (07/08/2013) [-]
what?
#84590 to #84589 - davvi (07/08/2013) [-]
hello
hello
#84591 to #84590 - misticalz (07/08/2013) [-]
w0w u hate me or somfin?

What's up.
User avatar #84594 to #84591 - davvi (07/08/2013) [-]
i was about to go to bed when you wrote "davvi", no i decided to stay up a bit longer
#84595 to #84594 - misticalz (07/08/2013) [-]
Go 2 sleep bbg   
u need ur beauty sleep
Go 2 sleep bbg
u need ur beauty sleep
User avatar #84596 to #84595 - davvi (07/08/2013) [-]
i don't think the world could handle it if i became even more beautiful
#84597 to #84596 - misticalz (07/08/2013) [-]
O rite
4got
u r max bootyfull
User avatar #84598 to #84597 - davvi (07/08/2013) [-]
that's painful to read
#84599 to #84598 - misticalz (07/08/2013) [-]
do u need glasses lol
funny guy
User avatar #84600 to #84599 - davvi (07/08/2013) [-]
i just think i can't cope with all you people's trendy internet slang
#84601 to #84600 - misticalz (07/08/2013) [-]
get with the times, gramps
#2013 swaQ
yfw doe
User avatar #84602 to #84601 - davvi (07/08/2013) [-]
r u calling me old fgt
fite me irl & get ur ass kicked
#84604 to #84602 - misticalz (07/08/2013) [-]
leggo k    
dek ur face in
leggo k
dek ur face in
User avatar #84605 to #84604 - davvi (07/08/2013) [-]
chill dood
wuu2?
User avatar #84606 to #84605 - misticalz (07/08/2013) [-]
Listening 2 music.
hbu
User avatar #84607 to #84606 - davvi (07/08/2013) [-]
lying in bed browing the junks
User avatar #84608 to #84607 - misticalz (07/08/2013) [-]
eversick.

wat time is it there.
User avatar #84612 to #84608 - davvi (07/08/2013) [-]
i see
User avatar #84614 to #84612 - misticalz (07/08/2013) [-]
So I guess you don't need those glasses eh funny guy?
User avatar #84609 to #84608 - davvi (07/08/2013) [-]
not that late, 10 past midnight. you're from canada right?
User avatar #84611 to #84609 - misticalz (07/08/2013) [-]
Ya, Central Standard time
5:14PM here
User avatar #84593 to #84591 - davvi (07/08/2013) [-]
nothing really
User avatar #84592 to #84591 - davvi (07/08/2013) [-]
nah.
User avatar #84576 - tocho (07/08/2013) [-]
Can you guys help me find out what Aspergers Syndrome is about? Ive got it and i dont know anything about it and when i try to search for "aspergers" google doesnt let me, please help funnyjunk.
User avatar #84577 to #84576 - misticalz (07/08/2013) [-]
Here's what I know about it:
It's on the autism spectrum
It's a mild for of autism
Declined Motor skills
Declined Word Filter (Basically, the person says whatever comes to him atm)
Has a hard time understanding social cues (Such as sarcasm)
Has declined social skills.

Maybe I'm wrong on some of those, here are some links if google isn't working for ya.
www.webmd.com/brain/autism/mental-health-aspergers-syndrome
www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/asperger/detail_asperger.htm
www.mayoclinic.com/health/aspergers-syndrome/DS00551
User avatar #84579 to #84577 - tocho (07/08/2013) [-]
I have no problems with sarcasm whatsoever but my social skills are reeeeally crap and im usually extremely awkward and mostly quiet.
User avatar #84580 to #84579 - misticalz (07/08/2013) [-]
Did you self-Diagnose this or did a doctor/therapist?
User avatar #84581 to #84580 - tocho (07/08/2013) [-]
Went to a therapist with mom and dad but i had to sit outside of the room alot while they were talking.
User avatar #84582 to #84581 - misticalz (07/08/2013) [-]
Hmm
I hope I'm not going into personal stuff here but did he do tests?
Or did he just say you had it?

Like what data did they go with?

Maybe you just have social anxiety.
User avatar #84583 to #84582 - tocho (07/08/2013) [-]
She did some tests on me like puzzles and find the differences and read this and that and she filmed all that i did.
User avatar #84584 to #84583 - misticalz (07/08/2013) [-]
Oh right, people with Asperger's are geniuses with specific things.

Your therapist should have at least told you the basics of the syndrome while she diagnosed you with it.

You should be fine, You'll just be smarter than a lot of people, but you lack some social abilities, which could be easily fixed if you just immerse yourself in social situations and improve your skills.
User avatar #84586 to #84584 - icameheretotroll (07/08/2013) [-]
Actually no, smart people with aspergers are smart
normal people with aspergers aren't
User avatar #84578 to #84577 - misticalz (07/08/2013) [-]
form of autism**
User avatar #84568 - misticalz (07/08/2013) [-]
I met a girl on MW2 once.
#84574 to #84572 - misticalz (07/08/2013) [-]
lol u jealous
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User avatar #84575 to #84546 - xmaniac (07/08/2013) [-]
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**imonfrontpageagain rolls 06** If doubles, then we all shut the fuck up
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yolo amirite
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**anonymous rolls 43** no profile pic
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#84539 - tmgrskat (07/08/2013) [-]
Hey guys, let's close FJ.   
How? Simple.   
Let's organize to spam the newest uploads with C&H comics.
Hey guys, let's close FJ.
How? Simple.
Let's organize to spam the newest uploads with C&H comics.
User avatar #84565 to #84539 - birdss (07/08/2013) [-]
Let's not, shall we?
#84545 to #84539 - anonymous (07/08/2013) [-]
how about you kill yourself
#84544 to #84539 - BrayBoy (07/08/2013) [-]
Nah.
Nah.
User avatar #84559 to #84544 - tmgrskat (07/08/2013) [-]
(͡° ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #84540 to #84539 - dusters (07/08/2013) [-]
What would we gain from this? Why would we act like sheep and serve as a part of a prepubescent army?
#84536 - anonymous (07/08/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 674** How many pokemon there will ever be
#84535 - anonymous (07/08/2013) [-]
I'm bothered by the fact that one of the first suggestions for most female celebrities is "(name of celebrity) feet" rather than hot or imdb or something. Its little things like this that bother me more than anything other than furries and i needed to know that I'm not alone in this feeling.
#84537 to #84535 - anonymous (07/08/2013) [-]
I'm bothered by the fact that this bothers you, get a grip
#84533 - anonymous (07/08/2013) [-]
What are your plans for the next weekend, /social/? I want to feel better for not doing anything yet another week.
User avatar #84534 to #84533 - ljxjlos (07/08/2013) [-]
Biggest Samba-Festival outside of Brazil. In Germany. I don´t care about the samba-aspect at all, but it´ll be one hell of a party.
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