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I don't know you, I don't know how intelligent you are and I don't claim to know.

I just wanted to tell you that when a fourteen year old girl claims to be incredibly intelligent on a humor site is usually not completely true, if you have seen a lot of those Facebook posts with incredibly stupid girls our age, for example.
I don't think making generalizations based on that is fair, but people are bound to, so when you post something like this you shouldn't be surprised about the amount of doubt that followed.

Just wanted to let you know!

oh no i totally expected doubt, like a completely understand. just ive seen these people before and they have antagonized me before. like if it was anyone else i would have kindly accepted judgment and ridicule, rather than arguing their opinion

Have you ever heard of the Kruger Effect?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect

Damn, I'm not trying to protect or defend this girl's intelligence status. But I'm glad I didn't visit your tinychat. You guys sound like a bunch of twats.

Lol we can be, it doesn't really matter, you were just for an experiment anyway.

That's why you asked for me to join twice.

Well yeah, we wanted another irish person just to test something, there is a lack of irish people hence we asked you twice.


I know nothing about you, except that you seem like a little bitch.

you've got to be kidding me, im so done with you jackasses, none of you have even had a normal conversation with me or have gotten to know me at but still chose to gang up on me like poorly mannered mass minded hounds. could you all just leave me the fuck alone?

if youd like to gauge my intelligence why dont we have a philosophical or political debate? or even discuss something that takes at least half a brain to understand, like M theory or quantum mechanics.

Can you explain to me how studying quantum mechanics and similar proves that a person is intelligent? I would love to know.

because theyre telling me that the rate ive given myself is inaccurate, but they havent spoken to me about something that takes some level of intelligence so they have no way of gauging my intellect. if you debate over higher level topics you can judge how fluidly a persons idea and statement come to them, and subsequently form a valid opinion of their level of intelegence

What if a person doesn't know anything about quantum mechanics? Are they unintelligent because they haven't learned anything about the topic?

ok then talk about something intelligent that they do know about. quantum mechanics was just an example, it could be any topic of a higher level. whether it be literary analyzing, economics, social psychology, foreign affairs or whatever. i thought that was obvious.

What dictates if a topic is "intelligent" or of a "higher level"?

anything that involves problem solving and higher comprehension of complex topics

it could even be something as simple as "if a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?" see? problem solving. if youre answer is "why yes of course duh everything makes sounds" without even thinking about it, youre dumb as a stump. you should at least once stop to think, "what defines a sound? sound waves through time and space or if someone or something with cognitive abilities is there to hear and process the noise"

it doesnt have to involve prior knowledge of any sort, just high levels of problem solving and comprehension

I see. What if someone is able to think logically and easily come to valid conclusions on a certain topic which is generally considered of a higher level, but can't do the same for another topic? Is that person unintelligent?

i meant 'TOO subjective' and "THEN the topic'. made some errors.

I understand and agree with you, but I have one last question. Why do you put your faith in IQ tests to measure intelligence?

In many ways, people sort of act as if intelligence level is a gauge of the value of a person, if you will. I personally don't think it's possible to gauge human intelligence.

well definitely not the value of a person, SO many (not all of course) of famous athletes, artists, and actors, people who've given the world so much, are dumb as rocks. so its certainly no gauge of the value of a person, and i tend to agree with you that IQ tests arent perfectly accurate, but they do give us a great idea of someones intellect

You have proven to me that you're not dumb as fuck. It was fun talking to you. Have a nice night.

uh. cool i guess, i would say it was fun talking to you but that was a shit load of questions, i am impressed though by the number of questions you were able to form from one statement. have a lovely evening.

than the topic chosen is to subjective and something more basic, objective and 'stripped down' if you will, should be chosen. instead of speaking of nano technology or what have you, something more like what i mentioned before: "if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it does it still make a sound?" or something else that isn't based on prior knowledge. riddles are a good example of this.

dat shit aint what smart iz, nigga aint got no street smarts like me. dats how you prove you is smart

Lol okay keep trying.

im just saying, you send me a link implying that i am not nearly as intelligent as i know myself to be, but you have no idea the level of my intellect until you've talked to me about a subject that takes some level of intelligence

im not 'trying', im just throwing down logic here.

Okay fair enough but do you honestly think that your intelligence is the maximum it can be? You are fifteen years old, you still have a lot to learn.

well i guess if we're talking about experiences maybe youre right but out of IQ which is a pretty fair and universal measurement of intellect, it would be a 9.5 or a 10. seeing as im in the 98th percentile for intelligence, more like a 10 cause i dont feel like cutting off that tiny ass sliver.

experience isnt really a measure of intelligence, i think its your capacity for problem solving and learning new things.

i find one of the best way to test how smart someone is over all whether its processing speed, IQ, problem solving, experience or whatever kind of smarts there is, is chess. and the last time i was beat was when i was 10, by my father

When will I expect to see your rockets on the moon? :)


Inb4 fuck the moon I'll land them on mars.

not rockets on the moon, either published biological studies or theoretical physics statements

i cant tell if youve had a change of heart or are being facetious, because im actually quite flattered

sorry i dont mean to brag and all, im just trying to prove that my ratings of myself are accurate

May I ask why you´re covered in cocaine?

answer 1) i am the daughter of charlie sheen and amy winehouse
answer 2) MS paint sucks

take your pick

I like numbero uno :3

Yeah, so did I... But no one is gonna talk to each other... :\

Hello my Irish bro.

You're one of the few Irish people I've met on FJ. So, hello!

What part of Ireland are you from, good sir?

Kerry my good madam. And you?

If you're in Dingle I may just scream. I spent ALL my childhood summers in Dingle because my dad is from there.

I live in Dublin though.

No I sadly am not from Dingle... o-o

I LOVE Kerry. We can't go to Ballydavid, or just Dingle in general without bumping into family, I'm related to EVERYONE there :P

Everyone loves Kerry. It's just all around amazing, sadly I will not be here for long. D:

But, I know that feeling. It seems like you can't go anywhere without hitting up friends or family.

Why wont you be there for long?

Dad got a job in 'Merica in the middle of summer last year. He said flying back and forth is too expensive and so we might as well settle down. Feelsbadman.jpg

I am SO jealous. I would give my right tit to live in 'Muricah.

I'll take your right tit for my plane ticket.

Deal.

You're flight is next month. Enjoy you're stay in 'Merica.

Your tit is on it's way. I'll PM you for mailing information.

Good... All to plan...

I like it.

Why the fuck not, I´m bored...
it´s old :/

Aww yeah.

Sorry for the horrid quality.

this again...

Worked hard on this one.

took quite a while

I worked too hard on this.

Thank you for the generous offer, but I'll pass.

AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH?

What, I don't even.

o-o

fine whatever I don't even care asshole cockmunch, but talk to you some other time :)

I might have asked this before but whereabouts in Ireland?

You've invited me to the FJ chat before.

I.. don't even remember that.

Possibly because I told you I was banned from the FJ chat in a message and you never sent one back.

Oh lol awkward sorry

It's all good.

Template motha fucka.

i have 24 hours in a day and that 20 minutes i could have applied for a course which could further my life

ill make my story short, in my city theres a buy and sell store in a glass case there were a few lord of the ring figurines didnt think anything of it, anyway went first week of art college made new friend who then continues to tell me his experience at buy and sell store says lord of rings figures were his
mfw

Around 12 pm, possibly later, I was forced to go to my brothers university so he could hand something in. I wasn't feeling super well that day, so I decided to try for it before we left. I pushed with all my might, but nothing happened. We left and about halfway there it started. I felt it boiling up inside me. It was like this crap was alive and forcing its way out of me. I could hold it for quite a while and after about 10 minutes of barely tolerable pain, it went away. We arrived at the university and we were kind of hidden in the parking lot. We walked over to get a parking pass and as we went it came back. I had never felt anything like it. I was seriously considering hiding in the trees to take a crap and use leaves as toilet paper because there was only one other person outside. I decided against that option. We got to the machine that gives you a pass and it turned out that we needed the number that was on our parking spot. By the time we found that out, it was difficult to move without feeling a small force coming out of my anus. My brother hadn't yet realized that I was at the worst point in my life and sent me to go find the parking spot number. I decided to be as fast as I could possibly go so I did some kind of shuffle/run thing. I couldn't find the car. I was wandering around the parking lot and found it after a few minutes. I originally was going to go over to him to tell him, but I decided to just yell the number at him. By this point it was as if there was a vacuum at the entrance to my butt that was pulling this crap out of my intestines. I asked him, through grunts and pants, where the nearest bathroom was. He pointed at a building and said, "It's probably in there.". So I did the shuffle/run again and luckily, the bathroom was right the. I made it into the bathroom and my crap could sense where we were, so small farts started coming out. I was absolutely terrified about crapping my pants in the bathroom. Continue...

I burst into a stall and slammed the door. The lock decided to be retarded and took about 30 seconds in complete panic to lock. I then proceeded to rip off my belt and almost tear off my button. About two seconds before I actually sat down this immense crap burst out of my anus. Luckily the whole thing landed in the toilet. It almost all came out instantly with the force of an angry elephant. I decided to wait in there for ten minutes. It came out in small amounts, but it was worth it. I cleaned myself off and left the bathroom. Right as I stepped out the door I turned around and went right back in the same stall. That crap was never going to release me. I sat there for 5 minutes with small remnants of this liquidy nuke. It eventually subsided and my butt was back to normal. I have never had such a horrible experience in my life. Neither before or since.

ohhh you lucked out, thanks for actually sharing a story about shit unlike the other two people.

It was a few days ago. I had been constipated for about a week. Then one night my colon woke me up at around 3 in the morning. I felt a shooting pain in my stomach. I knew this would be the shit of Satan himself. I rush to the bathroom and get completely naked. Why? Fuck you that's why. I grip the edge of the toilet and push with all my might. I literally start sweating. Suddenly it all comes shooting out of me. It makes a huge splash in the toilet that soaks my ass. I sat there exhausted and relieved. I went to wipe my ass and looked at the toilet paper after words. I don't know why. I was shocked and severely confused when I saw the entire thing was green. I looked in the toilet and saw what I could only describe as the kind of shit the Incredible Hulk would have if he had ate, digested, and shit out Yoda. I then flushed the beast down and went back to bed. I slept like a baby.

Gotta get naked for the MOADs ( Mother of all dumps ). one time i had an orangish collored shit, it wasnt blood just very orange, my ass was on fire

Do you go to every board? I just checked 5 different ones and you were on them ALL.

<---- This nigga?

HIpsters generally are into Indie music and like " vintage " clothing and accesories. They try their best to be the OG of all social trends but then claim to be unique and non mainstream.

I fucking hate august. That's when all the bad shit happens to me. Well... worse stuff.

tell o he sucks dicks

Whoa...

**stayoutofmyshed rolls 87** Trips

Well how do you do on this fine day, sir?

madame, actually.

Please excuse my assumption, dear madame, as of the fact that we are conversing over the internet.

It's quite alright, good sir.

Then let us proceed to my earlier question. How do you do on this fine day, madame?

Not as well as I had wished. And you?

I am doing quite fine. With the exception of an elongated bike ride left the innards of my penile area in pain whenever I evacuate my fluids.

That sounds...not so lovely.

It most definitely is not. It stings...

I would assume so!

So what about you? What's wrong?

Breakups.

How long were you together?

Not long, but he was extremely close to me.

Did he break up with you?

Yep. For someone else.

I see. Was it recently or a long time ago?

Yesterday.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA0uD6lWpmA
I haven't actually watched it, but it seems good.

I'm okay, don't worry

Hello

hello

How are you today?

not as well as I could be but, oh well.
And you?

I'm pretty good today. What's wrong?

Breakups.

Oh. Sorry to hear that

not your fault

Well, hopefully you feel better soon

Weeeeell... Lets be social !

hi

Hello :D !

how are you?

Im pretty god :D just been gaming some torchlight :D how about you ? !

Not so great.

Why not ? !

Honestly, not too long. About a month. But if anything, I'd want a rebound lay or something... My girl left me. Don't think I'm not sympathetic though.

You tell us this why? It's obvious.

I just couldn't keep it in...

hello.

How are you doing ? :D

Sleepy. Had a late night. You?

Actually im also feeling kinda sleepy .. 35 hours without sleep .. Makes you kinda sleepy :D !

Just a little bit.

Age ? Gender ? Country ? :D !

18 Female USA

bip, bam, boom

15 male Denmark !

bang !

I live in NY. I... I can't even.

NOW GTFO !!!!!!!!!!!!

!!

no

Fuck. .. . . .