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#82090 - grimmreaperz (06/14/2013) [-]
I have cystic fibrosis and am in the hospital with a collapsed lung AND a lung infection. anyone wanna keep me busy?
#82154 to #82090 - logickid (06/14/2013) [-]
1. Get off the internet.   
2. Socialize with family.   
3. ????   
4. Profit.
1. Get off the internet.
2. Socialize with family.
3. ????
4. Profit.
User avatar #82187 to #82154 - grimmreaperz (06/15/2013) [-]
my family is too busy to visit me....
#82116 to #82090 - unncommon (06/14/2013) [-]
My uncle had that. My heart goes out to you bro. Try to keep your head up, I'm sure that everything will pull through (:
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#82098 to #82090 - ManInKilt (06/14/2013) [-]
We can rebuild you, we have the technology.
User avatar #82095 to #82090 - churrocharizard (06/14/2013) [-]
What the actual fuck, man.

Get someone to go over and hang out with you.


Or hit on nurses. Yeeee.
User avatar #82099 to #82095 - grimmreaperz (06/14/2013) [-]
My girl is coming tomorrow. And my nurse tonight is a male nurse -_-
User avatar #82100 to #82099 - churrocharizard (06/14/2013) [-]
Aww that's good. But that's tomorrow, you gotta be distracted noooow.

That's lame as fuck. Is he at least entertaining or nice or something?
User avatar #82102 to #82100 - grimmreaperz (06/14/2013) [-]
i know most of the nurses on this unit so when he comes in to check on me we bullshit with each other haha
User avatar #82104 to #82102 - churrocharizard (06/14/2013) [-]
Ohh that's cool that you get along with everyone well but also kind of sad because obviously you've been there lots?
User avatar #82106 to #82104 - grimmreaperz (06/14/2013) [-]
I've grown up here practically. I'm at the university of michigan. but they also have one of the top Cystic Fibrosis and Pulmonary departments in the US
#82091 to #82090 - festbreeder (06/14/2013) [-]
Holy shit. How painful is it?
User avatar #82092 to #82091 - grimmreaperz (06/14/2013) [-]
well considering i didnt even realize I had a collapsed lung until I went to the ER for the lung infection....not much. The chest tube hurts more. but they took it out a little bit ago. Now I'm just waiting to start my IV Antibiotics
#82093 to #82092 - festbreeder (06/14/2013) [-]
Must've been pretty fucked up going in for an infection and finding out your lung collapsed, huh?
#82094 to #82093 - grimmreaperz (06/14/2013) [-]
actually, this is the 5th one i've had on my right side. But hey, what doesn't kill ya right?
actually, this is the 5th one i've had on my right side. But hey, what doesn't kill ya right?
#82096 to #82094 - festbreeder (06/14/2013) [-]
How do you eve- FIVE TIMES?
What doesn't kill you makes your lung collapse a lot?
User avatar #82097 to #82096 - grimmreaperz (06/14/2013) [-]
Cystic Fibrosis causes a lot of scarring on the lungs and with how hard CF patients cough, its very common for collapsed lungs to happen.
#82103 to #82097 - festbreeder (06/14/2013) [-]
I totally forgot about the CF part, damn.
That must really suck. I suppose you go to the hospital a lot?
User avatar #82105 to #82103 - grimmreaperz (06/14/2013) [-]
I am a "frequent flyer" yes....tho I don't get miles benefits....damn
#82107 to #82105 - festbreeder (06/14/2013) [-]
You must be pretty used to getting needles under your skin by now.
I fucking hate syringes and shit. I hope I never have to stay in a hospital with tubes and all that stuff in me for a long time.
How long are you gonna be there?
User avatar #82110 to #82107 - grimmreaperz (06/14/2013) [-]
and I'll prolly be here till tuesday
User avatar #82109 to #82107 - grimmreaperz (06/14/2013) [-]
see that yellow thing in the picture? Thats my medport. I never need to get regular ivs in my arms, all they do is stick one needle into the port implant and I'm set.
#82088 - happyhour (06/13/2013) [-]
I finished my last A-Level and sat the Iron Throne, today was a good day, how was yours
User avatar #82140 to #82088 - animedudej (06/14/2013) [-]
chillin' at my dads work appartment watching TV playing DS and browsing FJ

going to sweden tommorow (yay for cheap candy, beer and smokes/snuff)
#82164 to #82140 - kampi (06/14/2013) [-]
Oh, you're visiting my homeland? What city, if I may ask?
Oh, you're visiting my homeland? What city, if I may ask?
User avatar #82165 to #82164 - animedudej (06/14/2013) [-]
it's just right over the border (you know where all us Norwegians go for cheap stuff ) i think Strømstad or Svinesund maybe? there's this big shoping mall me and my dad go to when i visit him at his work appartment
User avatar #82134 to #82088 - desdemona (06/14/2013) [-]
I still have one more exam on Monday but still went out partying as everyone else had practically finished.
User avatar #82089 to #82088 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
I'll pay you two goats, a box of crispy cream doughnuts, and a single left white glove if you ship that to me. I will have it in the center of my living room and forbid anyone but me from sitting in it.
User avatar #82132 to #82089 - happyhour (06/14/2013) [-]
Make it 2 sheep and you have yourself a deal mister
#82125 to #82089 - gmarrox (06/14/2013) [-]
>spelling krispy kreme with c's
#82126 to #82125 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Does it look like I could have afew more doughnuts, Kyle~?~?
Does it look like I could have afew more doughnuts, Kyle~?~?
User avatar #82085 - neptuneport (06/13/2013) [-]
Here is a summer question for you, social. Do you prefer to grill using gas, or charcoal? and why?
User avatar #82101 to #82085 - ManInKilt (06/14/2013) [-]
Charcoal. Gas often leaves an undesireable overtone of Hank Hill's sweat on a steak, and its just not as good as the taste and smell of charcoal. Plus, you can get fancy wood chips for smoking meats.
User avatar #82111 to #82101 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (06/14/2013) [-]
I have a huge ass smoker in my backyard.
User avatar #82084 - ManInKilt (06/13/2013) [-]
This girl and I are good friends right now, but I don't know whether It would be a terrible idea to ask her out or not.
Is there a formula for this?
User avatar #82122 to #82084 - colegaleener (06/14/2013) [-]
friendzone her.
User avatar #82086 to #82084 - odio (06/13/2013) [-]
(a+b)²=a²+2ab+b²
User avatar #82136 to #82086 - dzubelyudee (06/14/2013) [-]
Isn't that an expression, rather than a formula?
User avatar #82087 to #82086 - ManInKilt (06/13/2013) [-]
I am not a clever man.
User avatar #82076 - lazian (06/13/2013) [-]
what the fuck is up with all the red thumbs?
#82075 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
So basicly If you have sex in an aeroplane you join the mile high club. What if you fap in an aeroplane? Would you join the mile high singlesclub?
#82072 - kkitkat (06/13/2013) [-]
Hi social board!
Some of you might remember me posting this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=An_8FyQK2IY
I got a lot of good feedback from it and I'm thinking of doing a whole playlist
consisting of different styles of me dancing awfully to different genres of music
in the appropriate costumes (all with horse mask).
The reason why I'm posting this is because I would like to know if you guys think
this is a good idea and if so, what genres of music/songs I should "dance" to.

I understand if you guys don't think this is appropriate for the board but I didn't
know where else to post it. So if you have a problem with it, I don't mind removing it.

Thank you for reading!
User avatar #82130 to #82072 - kurtisacton (06/14/2013) [-]
OH GOD LOL
User avatar #82123 to #82072 - colegaleener (06/14/2013) [-]
Can I see dem udders?
User avatar #82170 to #82123 - kkitkat (06/14/2013) [-]
Um, I'll take that as a complement! so thank you!
User avatar #82171 to #82170 - colegaleener (06/14/2013) [-]
I was saying, show me them titties. I'm kidding.
User avatar #82172 to #82171 - kkitkat (06/14/2013) [-]
Still, I'll take that as a complement on my breasts. So thank you.
User avatar #82173 to #82172 - colegaleener (06/14/2013) [-]
I fucking love that dress. Seriously, have some decency. If a man tells you you have nice tits, tell him to fuck off.. really though, you have moves like Jagger.
User avatar #82176 to #82173 - kkitkat (06/14/2013) [-]
Thanks, I've had it since I was 10 (I'm surprised it still fits.)
And I'm sorry, I didn't want to sound like a raging bitch hole.
And thanks again haha!
#82118 to #82072 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [-]
Molto bene
User avatar #82169 to #82118 - kkitkat (06/14/2013) [-]
Grazie!
#82067 - nazrix (06/13/2013) [-]
heeey social what's u---- someone pissed off in the comment section by any chance?
heeey social what's u---- someone pissed off in the comment section by any chance?
#82069 to #82067 - heinekenhero (06/13/2013) [-]
Someone thumbing everyone down? Meh, that's normal.
User avatar #82070 to #82069 - nazrix (06/13/2013) [-]
i'm scared ..
#82071 to #82070 - heinekenhero (06/13/2013) [-]
You should be.

I mean


What
User avatar #82073 to #82071 - nazrix (06/13/2013) [-]
it's okay. i think it's gone.
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#82034 - talonss ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Hey social board i've posted here once or twice before, opinions on MSN merging into Skype?
< me with a horse.
User avatar #82137 to #82034 - birdss (06/14/2013) [-]
Haven't tried it yet, mainly because I stopped using MSN a shit long time ago.
I would prefer not to due to privacy reasons.

Also; Didn't know Horses could wear clothes.
User avatar #82078 to #82034 - ljxjlos (06/13/2013) [-]
That´s not a horse.
#82068 to #82034 - heinekenhero (06/13/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Doesn't make a difference to me until they changed the IM service.



The change with the Xbox IM didn't actually change anything, so I doubt it will matter. If it asks me to bring up Skype every time I want to message someone, I'll dislike it.
User avatar #82062 to #82034 - Timmietim (06/13/2013) [-]
Stopped using msn like 4 years ago.
Prefer skype anyways.
User avatar #82060 to #82034 - percioz (06/13/2013) [-]
You could feed me whenever you want to.
User avatar #82052 to #82034 - TheseChocodiles (06/13/2013) [-]
Msn was the best.
User avatar #82079 to #82052 - talonss ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Yeah! i thought it was too.
User avatar #82041 to #82034 - samxdaxman (06/13/2013) [-]
Never used MSN, barely use skype.
User avatar #82037 to #82034 - ariscorp (06/13/2013) [-]
I stopped using MSN when i was 14
User avatar #82038 to #82037 - talonss ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Well hoo-fucking-rah for you.
User avatar #82039 to #82038 - ariscorp (06/13/2013) [-]
chill your tits, just thought i'd post the only thing i had to say about MSN after 40 minutes of no responses. Skype is fine how it is, i just hope MSN doesnt make it gay.
User avatar #82040 to #82039 - talonss ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
my tits are perfectly chilled tyvm, and my skype is awful and bugged but that's probably the computer i'm running it off, i just hope MSN makes skype less gay.
User avatar #82043 to #82040 - ariscorp (06/13/2013) [-]
Regardless, matter of preference
User avatar #82042 to #82040 - ariscorp (06/13/2013) [-]
The skype interface is much better than the MSN UI + Skype isnt clogged up with silly downloaded emoticons
User avatar #82028 - icanpaintyay (06/13/2013) [-]
Discuss a theory time
Ever wonder how Captain Jack became the face of Boe over time? i mean, what the hell is the transition?
#82046 to #82028 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
Well since he couldn't die from non-natural causes and so he lived for eons and eons gathering infinite wisdom that he started to grasp knowledge and achieved a state of a being where he deemed it unnecessary to have a human like form or shape as a body.

A.K.A how he became the face of Boe
User avatar #82074 to #82046 - icanpaintyay (06/13/2013) [-]
good thought
#82027 - raffoutroudlol (06/13/2013) [-]
I can't sleep. Let's chat, Social. Here's a quick survey.   
   
What are you listening to right now? How many tabs do you have open? How are you spending your weekend?
I can't sleep. Let's chat, Social. Here's a quick survey.

What are you listening to right now? How many tabs do you have open? How are you spending your weekend?
User avatar #82083 to #82027 - misticalz ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
All I ask of you - Skrillex (Featuring Penny)
4 tabs
Album that I'm on is releasing EP on the 15th, so that's exciting
Probably finishing a French House music collaboration.
User avatar #82082 to #82027 - dzubelyudee (06/13/2013) [-]
The Feelers - Playground Battle
3 tabs
Drinking today, football tomorrow, full day of sleep on Sunday
User avatar #82081 to #82027 - filipnocd (06/13/2013) [-]
Hatsune Miku - Stomp the Enemy
Just one,
I'm spending my weekend like every other weekend, nothing special.
User avatar #82080 to #82027 - fuckya ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Deftones - Diamond Eyes full album. Currently on "This Place is Death".
2 tabs.
Dungeons and Dragons, Drinking, and Playing Video Games.
User avatar #82064 to #82027 - iwanttousenumbers (06/13/2013) [-]
Bruce Sprinsteen - Kingdom of Days
3
Not sure yet, I'll figure it out Saturday
User avatar #82047 to #82027 - alphabethsoop (06/13/2013) [-]
Andrew Jackson Jihad-We didn't come here to rock
3
Friday: grad party
Sat: concert (punk)
Sun: concert (garage bands)
User avatar #82031 to #82027 - ljxjlos (06/13/2013) [-]
Angel Witch - Angel Witch
5
Friday: Sonnwendfeuer (no idea how this is called in english. It´s a midsummer-celebration with a giant fire and much beer.
Saturday: Cocktails for 50%
Sunday: Relaxing so I can go to University again on monday.
User avatar #82030 to #82027 - mykoira ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
listenig: dog whisperer from tv
Tabs: 2
Weekend: uncles gf's graduation party
#82022 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
i just want a friend.
i just want a friend that will talk to me.
I just want a friend that will be there for me.
I just want a friend to hang out with
I just want a friend to crack jokes with
I just want a friend to play video games with.



User avatar #82023 to #82022 - gmarrox (06/13/2013) [-]
Assuming you're serious, you could start by posting a photo and contact information.
#82021 - greekmetlr (06/13/2013) [-]
I'm very proud of my evolution through school.
from ages:
11
14
17
Took the last pic a few days ago after having my long hair cut short.

Anyone else care to share their changes?
#82024 to #82021 - gmarrox (06/13/2013) [-]
3 or some shit, I'm the goon on the left
10 or 11
14 I think
16-ish
18-19
User avatar #82049 to #82024 - TheseChocodiles (06/13/2013) [-]
dat fedora
User avatar #82063 to #82049 - gmarrox (06/13/2013) [-]
I too was autistic once
#82029 to #82024 - greekmetlr (06/13/2013) [-]
A picture of me before my haircut about 1 weeks ago.
I have been called Jesus for the past 2.5 years.
#82007 - DamnJackieChan (06/13/2013) [-]
re-upload of this massive fag

Nazi Haircut
Red Shirt- eww
Huge adams apple
Bushy eyebrows
Swagfag Headphones
Eyes not symmetrical
Shiny faggot lips

2/10 would not bang
User avatar #82065 to #82007 - iwanttousenumbers (06/13/2013) [-]
Did this guy steal your gf?
User avatar #82077 to #82065 - DamnJackieChan (06/13/2013) [-]
no, it's me. people are flipping massive shit because I insulted myself i guess
User avatar #82143 to #82077 - iwanttousenumbers (06/14/2013) [-]
Very clever. Too clever, perhaps
User avatar #82146 to #82143 - DamnJackieChan (06/14/2013) [-]
yep. everyone is wrong except me. I'm the center of the universe. sarcasm
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User avatar #82004 to #82003 - gmarrox (06/13/2013) [-]
The shitting fuck is a "Nazi haircut"?
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User avatar #82008 to #82006 - gmarrox (06/13/2013) [-]
The guy he thinks a buzzcut is just a buzzcut.
User avatar #82009 to #82008 - DamnJackieChan (06/13/2013) [-]
I reuploaded it

look back on it
#81997 - filipnocd (06/13/2013) [-]
**filipnocd rolled user ecov **

Would you like to be acquainted?
User avatar #81999 to #81997 - kingofdogs (06/13/2013) [-]
Pick me instead :3
User avatar #82056 to #81999 - filipnocd (06/13/2013) [-]
Nah you're a PC Master Race Fag. lol
User avatar #82057 to #82056 - kingofdogs (06/13/2013) [-]
I have nothing against consoles, I just think that the pc is superior.
User avatar #81998 to #81997 - filipnocd (06/13/2013) [-]
Nope never mind, you're a brony...
#81996 - festbreeder (06/13/2013) [-]
Heard some weird shit on the bus today.   
&quot;Yeah, so, maybe my schlong isn't that big. But, damn, it's thin!&quot;   
I don't even wanna know what the fuck they were talking about.   
   
What's the weirdest conversation or whatever you've overheard?   
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Heard some weird shit on the bus today.
"Yeah, so, maybe my schlong isn't that big. But, damn, it's thin!"
I don't even wanna know what the fuck they were talking about.

What's the weirdest conversation or whatever you've overheard?
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User avatar #82066 to #81996 - iwanttousenumbers (06/13/2013) [-]
One time a group of guys yelled up to the bus driver that they were in the process of a drug deal. I'm 90% sure they weren't joking
User avatar #82025 to #81996 - popperz (06/13/2013) [-]
During my commencement practice, everyone was talking to eachother and since i was three rows over my friend i was texting her. There were these two boys talking pretty loud and all I remember hearing was,
"Dude, If your life depended on it, you'd be dead."
And then they went on to talk about an Aids commercial (with a reenactment using voices)
User avatar #81993 - renier (06/13/2013) [-]
An Original Poem, entitled We go to war by me. Let me know what you think!

Comrades, raise your arms!
Sound the alarms!
For a red day dawns.
The enemy's at our door
We go to war.

But as we sleep
in night pitch black
our foes attack
we scattered like sheep

Broken, beaten, battered
our flag is tattered
ranks fall
retreat calls
We run from war
#81994 to #81993 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
"Retreat" there was no retreat in the soviet army, if they took 1 step back the higher ranks were ordered to shoot and kill the traitors who fled the fight to given directly from Stalin himself.
User avatar #82005 to #81994 - gmarrox (06/13/2013) [-]
just because he said "comrades" doesn't mean the poem is about the soviet army.
User avatar #81981 - mebucket (06/12/2013) [-]
can anyone tell me what chronic is like ?
User avatar #81990 to #81981 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
I responded to you in great detail in /advice. Read it you slag.
User avatar #81984 to #81981 - gmarrox (06/13/2013) [-]
There are like 3 things that come to mind. Be more specific.
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User avatar #81982 to #81981 - teoberry (06/13/2013) [-]
It's one of the greatest albums out there. It's a pretty funky, but kind of aggressive as well. This is demonstrated best in 'Let Me Ride', where Dr. Dre raps violent lyrics, yet with a smooth beat. It features guest verse from the likes of Tha Dogg Pound (Dat Nigga Daz and Kurupt), Snoop Dogg, RBX, Jewell (you'd best know her from 'Bitches Ain't Shit), Lady of Rage, Nate Dogg, Ruben, Warren G, and the D.O.C. I would recommend picking it up as soon as you can. If your an Apple Fan, however, it is not featured on the iTunes store, due to a dispute with Dr. Dre and his label.
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