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#81035 - lolerbot (06/06/2013) [-]
What's a good way to ask a girl for her number? Were both good friends but  I just don't know how to ask.
What's a good way to ask a girl for her number? Were both good friends but I just don't know how to ask.
User avatar #81212 to #81035 - gmarrox (06/08/2013) [-]
"You haven't seen my cock until you've seen it taken on a 1.5 Megapixel phone camera and compressed into an SMS"
User avatar #81152 to #81035 - farn (06/07/2013) [-]
Hey, can i have your number?
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#81137 to #81035 - bastille **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #81059 to #81035 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
"Hey, by any chance can I get your number?"
#81038 to #81035 - bdho (06/06/2013) [-]
"Yo (girl's name)! Give me your number.

It's literally that easy haha
User avatar #81037 to #81035 - raffoutroudlol (06/06/2013) [-]
Tell her that you want to hang out sometime but you'll need her number. Pretty much that easy.
#81032 - bdho (06/06/2013) [-]
Hey FJ. I'm the guy on the left and I thought it'd be fun to introduce myself after a coupe years on here. If you want to become my bestfriend you can do that, but I'm kind of a douchenozzle. ^_^
User avatar #81167 to #81032 - popperz (06/07/2013) [-]
Douchenozzle is my favorite word. Nice mustache by the way.
#81215 to #81167 - bdho (06/08/2013) [-]
Are you just saying that? Because I've never met another human being that uses douchenozzle also! And thanks, I had to shave it off though.
User avatar #81516 to #81215 - popperz (06/09/2013) [-]
I use it quite frequently.
Actually said it in front of my dad a day or so ago....
and sadness.
#81567 to #81516 - bdho (06/10/2013) [-]
He thought it was cool too, right? No sadness here. How old are you popperz?
User avatar #81569 to #81567 - popperz (06/10/2013) [-]
He kind of just stared at me.
And 17 but I turn 18 in 18 days.
You?
#81575 to #81569 - bdho (06/10/2013) [-]
Wow, you're pretty much a kid compared to me... I'm 18.
#81036 to #81032 - raffoutroudlol (06/06/2013) [-]
I was interested until "douchenozzle". How do you think you'll get friends calling yourself that? You're screwing yourself over.   
   
I'll still be your friend.
I was interested until "douchenozzle". How do you think you'll get friends calling yourself that? You're screwing yourself over.

I'll still be your friend.
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#81029 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [-]
Post pictures of yourself in where you can't explain what's going on.
User avatar #81075 to #81029 - infamoustrapper (06/07/2013) [-]
Lol. Asking people to post pictures of themselves when you didn't start off by doing it yourself.
User avatar #81148 to #81075 - davvi (06/07/2013) [-]
that's why i don't like all the social threads of this anon, he never participates himself
#81030 to #81029 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [-]
in situations where you can't explain*
#81026 - raffoutroudlol (06/06/2013) [-]
I had a job interview and got the job. I'm going to be sales representative selling kitchen knives to people. If you don't like that, fuck you, I'll cut your shit up with my beautiful sharp knives.    
   
Can't touch this.
I had a job interview and got the job. I'm going to be sales representative selling kitchen knives to people. If you don't like that, fuck you, I'll cut your shit up with my beautiful sharp knives.

Can't touch this.

User avatar #81027 to #81026 - TheseChocodiles (06/06/2013) [-]
That's like Dusters !
User avatar #81028 to #81027 - raffoutroudlol (06/06/2013) [-]
Dust sells knives? Or he cuts people with them?
User avatar #81130 to #81028 - dusters (06/07/2013) [-]
Nu shut up, I get to be a touristic guide on a tricycle with 2 faggot tourists in the back of it.
#81017 - Timmietim ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
swag
User avatar #81021 to #81017 - akamrhood ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
Did Barney have forceful intercourse with you?
User avatar #81023 to #81021 - Timmietim ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
No i gave a unicorn a bj
User avatar #81025 to #81023 - akamrhood ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
That is quite the spread that barrel has.. What was its gage?
#81010 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [-]
SonicSyndicate.
User avatar #81009 - fjmovienight (06/06/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/fj-movie-night/MOVIE+NIGHT+POLL/zkMrGmx/

10 hours left to vote, the 2 best movies will be presented from friday 11h59 pm gmt+0

If someone is competent at streaming, pm me. I need a little help or someone reliable that is willing to stream.
User avatar #81022 to #81009 - infamoustrapper (06/06/2013) [-]
wait........SOMEONE ACTUALLY MADE MY IDEA A REALITY????
#81049 to #81022 - fjmovienight (06/07/2013) [-]
I'm trying to, man. Seems like i have some upload issues. If you know someone (or if someone reads this) that can actually stream, PM ME.

I'd like to stream myself but it's choppy. I use ustream producer. here are my speed test results. which seem fast enough, no? HALP
User avatar #81050 to #81049 - infamoustrapper (06/07/2013) [-]
dude my up is like 2 and my down is 3. That seems extremely fast.
User avatar #81066 to #81050 - fjmovienight (06/07/2013) [-]
looks like I found the way to NOT screw this up. awesome. you took too long so I did it myself but with a muted video. wellll I'm happy now ^^
User avatar #81057 to #81050 - fjmovienight (06/07/2013) [-]
aight I'll start streaming: go there plox [url deleted] tell me how it is
User avatar #81058 to #81057 - fjmovienight (06/07/2013) [-]
new account, feels weird to be said YOU CANT COMMENT. the url is in 81015
User avatar #81015 to #81009 - fjmovienight (06/06/2013) [-]
www.ustream.tv/channel/fjmovienight pls guys go there and report how the quality here in the comments.
#81003 - EmmyGee (06/06/2013) [-]
been messing with my friend's faces in photoshop because of boredom.
User avatar #81061 to #81012 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
CYCLOPS
User avatar #81146 to #81061 - EmmyGee (06/07/2013) [-]
indeed!!
#81005 to #81003 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #81011 to #81005 - ariscorp (06/06/2013) [-]
cancer
User avatar #80994 - nazrix (06/06/2013) [-]
soo guise? what's going on in turkey? i hate reading news, what are they protesting about?
#80996 to #80994 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [-]
The minister is a douche, so they want to replace him. ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
#80991 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [-]
I am contributing to the dialoge on this board. ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
#80993 to #80991 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [-]
Get the fuck out kid.
#80995 to #80993 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [-]
Yeah this kid should leave, he doesn't know what he's doing. ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
#80997 to #80995 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [-]
Okay feelythefeel, you're a master troll. Now go be cancer somewhere else
#80999 to #80997 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [-]
Oh I am not feelythefeel, tihee! ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
#81002 to #80999 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [-]
Right. Gets thumbed down for being an unfunny faggot. "Gee, that'll simply not do. I'll spam their precious board as anonymous. That'll teach em'!"
#81004 to #81002 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [-]
( ͡° ʖ ͡°) You sure?
#81006 to #81004 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [-]
Positive.
#81007 to #81006 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm not Feelythefeel? ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
#81000 to #80999 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [-]
Yeah you so are, dumbfuck you are annoying.
#81001 to #81000 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [-]
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#80989 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [-]
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#80988 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [-]
( ͡° ʖ ͡°) There is a sorrow about to fall.
#80990 to #80988 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [-]
Stop going anon and then thumbing yourself up right after. It's so sad
#80992 to #80990 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [-]
Make me. ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
#80984 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [-]
So, whats going on in here? ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
#80987 to #80984 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [-]
Whats wrong people, do you not like me? ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
#80982 - repostsrepost (06/06/2013) [-]
Have you heard the word?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184
User avatar #80983 to #80982 - birdss (06/06/2013) [-]
Yeh i've heard about me.
#80977 - feelythefeel (06/06/2013) [-]
Hey Vern?
#80979 to #80978 - feelythefeel (06/06/2013) [-]
How are you liking your new haircut?
#80980 to #80979 - feelythefeel (06/06/2013) [-]
It's starting to grow on me! Play me off, Johnny!
User avatar #81019 to #80981 - misticalz (06/06/2013) [-]
I like it.
#81008 to #80981 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #80973 - maddboiy (06/06/2013) [-]
can anyone tell me what Badoo is like if anyone here is on it?
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User avatar #80934 - fuckya ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
>Born in the Netherlands
>Mum German National, Dad in US Military
>US/German Citizenship
>Moved to US when I was 3

So, am I technically an immigrant or not?
User avatar #80963 to #80934 - medewu (06/06/2013) [-]
Easy were you Born on the base or of the base? if on you are an American citizen so no you would not be an immigrant.
User avatar #80970 to #80963 - fuckya ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
Off base. However since I have a military dad, I was born with immediate citizenship.
User avatar #81020 to #80970 - medewu (06/06/2013) [-]
That's not always the case some times it is, sometimes it's not, I'd look into that.
User avatar #80957 to #80934 - pebar (06/06/2013) [-]
If your parents were citizens when you were born, then no, you are US citizen by birth
User avatar #80952 to #80934 - johnylingo ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
I say no. I went to school on an airforce base and we considered everyone born of military to be american. i know quite a few people born out of the states. if anything its a talking point
User avatar #80940 to #80934 - haydn (06/06/2013) [-]
I would say there's different kinds of immigrants. I would say you are technically. To me, immigration on a whole is a silly concept.
User avatar #80943 to #80940 - fuckya ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
It's mostly about legality and stuff like that. So it's politics really, that's it.
User avatar #80944 to #80943 - haydn (06/06/2013) [-]
I'm not too sure on how America's immigration policy work (nor my own for that matter). But if your dad is a soldier/vet then you should have no problems whatsoever.
User avatar #80946 to #80944 - fuckya ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
Yea, I was born with US citizenship. But I could just as well be called a foreigner. The US is rather open to letting people in due to pretty much nobody being native to the US. And those who were, we kinda killed off. HARD.
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