Rate your summer out of 10 social

Photoshopping shit because I'm bored.

Please post a picture of yourself I can fuck with
<3

I need some fun and clever things to say to my girlfriend while having sex, nothing like obnoxious but just like puns or something to make her giggle, something thats maybe a movie reference or or whatever

im bored and in the mood to be silly.. anyone wanna chat?

Here is a question
What gene of music would you like to play in? What instrument?
I play guitar and would want to play in a Rock N Roll Band

Hey Social, I was just wondering if someone rather photoshop savvy could take the red off my face?

Holy shit, that was fucking amazing. 3 weeks without fappin' and a month without being laid. My mind has never been more clear, ever. Except when I did coke, that was awesome.

Now, disclaimer, 99/100 of you guys, if not more, will absolutely not give a shred of 1 single fuck about what I have to say, but those who do, here it be; I'm done with FJ, guise. At least for 6 months to a year. I've had me a great time in this place, and also some shitty times. Made some neato acquaintances and neato friends too. But in light of recent events, I seriously need to stop coming here.

It's because of one user who I love very deeply and always will, but we cannot be together probably ever again, and shit does it suck to accept that truth. She was, and is, the world to me, and she practically shaped me into the confident, and generally happy person I am today. Of course, I get sad due to emotions and all that faggy noise, but you know how it be. :P inb4 "lol internets girlfriend." She wasn't, we had socktime many a time, and it was like all of Hogwarts' magic concentrated into our genitals. It was 11/9 every time. But I'm not trying to brag, honest. Anyway, she left me recently and now she's at college, she's 17 and I'm 22, numerically, a small gap, life experience wise, it's a massive gap. At this point she's moved on from our relationship, she may still care about me, but any romantic feelings she had for me are WAY GONE, like... fuckin... They're on Keppler 22 right now, bro. And as much as it hurts, I've grown enough to understand that shit happens and no one can ever control their emotions the way they want. She's gonna do her own thing in college, and that's fine with me so long as she stays safe and careful, hell, I gave her 30 condoms myself, lol. Although, when and if I find out about the stuff she does, I get emotional and sad as people would expect and understand.

So in order to avoid that, I need to leave FJ. Simple.

Stay classy, FJ. Goodbye. <3

Alright, I'm about to make a big decision, so I'll take the internet's advice and jerk off before I make it.

Brb.

without this planet Jupiter we would all be dead, i dont know about you guys but thats a hell of a lot more important than 9/11. throughout my life now Jupiter is my hero. the planet saved all of our lifes and we give it nothing in return, a meteorite heading straight towards earth was stopped in its tracks by the gas giants massive gravitational pull on monday 10th septmeber, he took a bullet for us. this isnt the first time, without jupiter our race wouldnt of even begun. Thank you Jupiter you're fucking awesome!

Fuck, when you start listening to this, you know there's something fuckin' wrong. D:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l-AxZIdq4E

Anyone here from Romania ?

I wish I was a chick...

Ask a man who's forced to go on his class field trip despite wanting to stay home anything.

Hi Funnyjunk. I'm bored as hell and need to chat anyone up for one?

Post your facebook profile photos?

So we can all see what we look like n shit.

So, /soc/. I am curious, to all females who might be posting here, what do you look for in a guy? What kind of man would attract you?

Dont lie. If all you care about is looks, dont say personality is important or anything like that.. I want honesty.

Im bored as heck and i should be doing my french homework, instead im asking this.. Never know if this info will come in handy.

Also, if you will answer, may you put a brief description of yourself. To see in general what kind of person will like what kind. Low level profiling you know..

Hey guise, Loveyameanish is sick, and I have to go to bed, so your job is to reply to this comment with your funniest gifs, jokes, and pictures to cheer her up.

Has anyone purchased condoms from Discountcondomking? like the variety pack?

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