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#88264 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (08/04/2013) [-]
Today is the last shift I have at my job, and I absolutely cannot stand my job anymore.   
I am very happy and I felt the need to share. Inb4 cool story bro.
Today is the last shift I have at my job, and I absolutely cannot stand my job anymore.
I am very happy and I felt the need to share. Inb4 cool story bro.
User avatar #88278 to #88264 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (08/04/2013) [-]
Im about to shower so I wont respond to your response for awhile. But go ahead and tell me about this job of yours and ill read and respond when I can.
User avatar #88325 to #88278 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (08/05/2013) [-]
Alright so, I work at a restaurant called Steak n Shake...I dunno if you're American or not but it's kind of a midwest restaurant. And I'm a server, I have been for 3 years.

Don't get me wrong, it's awesome money and I've really learned a lot, but my tolerance for working so closely to people and so many of them is really just gone. People bitch and complain about the most retarded and petty things, my bosses all don't know what they're doing, we have a lot of dumb policies that make no sense, and it's just all bad.

I'm SOOOOOOO tired of working there, and once I go back to school and get a different job I'll be much happier. The end.
User avatar #88288 to #88278 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (08/04/2013) [-]
I shall tell you the story in a little bit, I have to leave to work the shift in question. I'll tell you later good sir.
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User avatar #88274 to #88237 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (08/04/2013) [-]
There's a popular saying where I come from that says; "If you do a good deed to brag or think you will be rewarded, then it isn't truly a good deed."

I do things because they, at the time, seem like the right thing to do. I don't have to brag or get recognition. And neither should you.
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#88277 to #88275 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (08/04/2013) [-]
Don't beat yourself up. It's human nature to put his/her foot in their mouth from time to time. With the billions of different people in the world, saying something that people don't agree with is bound to happen every second.

Just dont brag about your good deeds. It's nice to reflect back and go "yeah I wasnt a cunt that day" but having to compare deeds with other people kind of makes it seem like a competition. Do thing's because they're right, not because they benefit you.
#88280 to #88277 - Ken M (08/04/2013) [-]
do you ever like not type out long comments where you sound like someone who never made it as a therapist?
User avatar #88282 to #88280 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (08/04/2013) [-]
To be honest, no not really. When I make a statement I try to explain my point so the conversation doesn't go on longer than needed. If I don't people tend to be confused or try and call it bullshit because "you have no evidence".
#88283 to #88282 - Ken M (08/04/2013) [-]
pls die soon
User avatar #88284 to #88283 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (08/04/2013) [-]
If you feel edgy, come and kill me faggot.
#88285 to #88284 - Ken M (08/04/2013) [-]
i would but im afraid you'd talk me to death with unfunny jokes
User avatar #88286 to #88285 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (08/04/2013) [-]
Try harder, anon. I think if you truly believe in yourself you can actually say something witty. Heaven knows I believe in you. you just gotta TRY.
#88287 to #88286 - Ken M (08/04/2013) [-]
yeah cause you clearly already used up all the wit lel
#88291 to #88287 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (08/04/2013) [-]
Nah, I rarely try to crack jokes nowadays because I find failtroll troglodytes like yourself to be funny as hell.
#88279 to #88277 - mrcrocodile has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #88281 to #88279 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (08/04/2013) [-]
Oh my lord, welcome to the one man pity party.

Listen, part fo being social is learning. Not the board I mean being social in public. And true learning is making mistakes and learning from it. YOu didn't really do anything wrong in your conversation, people just decided to be preachy about "a true good deed goes unnoticed". For that, too bad. But dont get all gay and beat yourself up about it. Fucking up is half the step to learning.
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User avatar #88266 to #88237 - TheseChocodiles (08/04/2013) [-]
remember that bible story about the man who was praying really loudly and jesus was like will you fuck up, praying loudly to let everybody know you are praying doesn't mean you will get to heaven, it's the people who don't mention their goodness or whatever.

It was something like that.
lol I'm not even religious but I think you could learn from that shit
User avatar #88271 to #88266 - anonmos ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
damn choco all smart and shit
User avatar #88272 to #88271 - TheseChocodiles (08/04/2013) [-]
i cant help it
it comes naturally
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User avatar #88263 to #88237 - ljxjlos (08/04/2013) [-]
I usually clean up when I piss in the basin while drunk...

But on a serious note, I once nearly ended up in hospital when I stood up to 3 guys who were groping and attacking a girl - I thought I could handle them...2 would habe been possible, but the 3rd one hit me on the back of my head and I went down...at least they fled after kicking me around some more so It went allright. Also, one of the two lost 3 teeth during the fight, that was a nice extra
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User avatar #88251 to #88237 - anonmos ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
I once let a friend have the last of my pringles.
User avatar #88256 to #88251 - bluzzerstream (08/04/2013) [-]
I once closed the toilet seat after pissing.
User avatar #88262 to #88256 - desdemona (08/04/2013) [-]
I raised the toilet seat up for my bro
User avatar #88257 to #88256 - anonmos ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
I don't know man, they were pretty good pringles...not sure you can match that.
User avatar #88233 - anonymoose (08/04/2013) [-]
Pussy Eating 101 Y'ALL NEED TO LEARN!
#88224 - Ken M (08/04/2013) [-]

It has scientifically proven that dark skinned people, on average have a higher IQ than white people and even asians.
Black people also have bigger penises (females included) and stronger muscles, that's why so many people say that black people run the fastest.

Spread the word. #negro2013
User avatar #88391 to #88224 - fuckya (08/05/2013) [-]
I'm black and don't like this.
#88223 - joshofsouls (08/04/2013) [-]

So my girlfriend got me to do a voice jammer session.
I sound fucking retarded. It also makes me sound stupid.
User avatar #88363 to #88223 - legendaryhero (08/05/2013) [-]
If you dont like it, why do you post it here?
User avatar #88364 to #88363 - joshofsouls (08/05/2013) [-]
I never said I didn't like it.
User avatar #88365 to #88364 - legendaryhero (08/05/2013) [-]
ok my bad. I still don't get it tho.
User avatar #88368 to #88365 - joshofsouls (08/05/2013) [-]
Basically, you can jam your own speech to sound completely fucked up, using a slight delay on a loud as fuck replaying of your own voice, you're unable to determine when you're actually speaking and when it's being repeated.
User avatar #88370 to #88368 - legendaryhero (08/05/2013) [-]
Cool. Would do. But I don't need soundcloud to make a fool of myself.
User avatar #88371 to #88370 - joshofsouls (08/05/2013) [-]
Ah, I just put it on SC to share with people.
I used Audacity, and set the speech jammer up for my girlfriend to listen to.
I also read some fifty shades of grey and the entire homestuck wiki to her and nearly made her pass out.
User avatar #88372 to #88371 - legendaryhero (08/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #88231 to #88223 - ariscorp (08/04/2013) [-]
you sounded like an autistic person being asked to describe himself by a psychologist
User avatar #88232 to #88231 - joshofsouls (08/04/2013) [-]
Eh, I don't know if that's an accurate description really.
I've known a few autistic people, and they don't sound like that.

Mentally retarded people, yes.
People with bad stutters/speech problems, yes.
Autistic people, nah.
#88226 to #88223 - Ken M (08/04/2013) [-]
Woah autism in the house.
#88227 to #88226 - joshofsouls (08/04/2013) [-]
My name's Josh, not Autism.    
Don't be silly anon.

My name's Josh, not Autism.
Don't be silly anon.
User avatar #88318 to #88317 - percioz (08/05/2013) [-]
>Dont watch much TV
User avatar #88319 to #88318 - alphabethsoop (08/05/2013) [-]
I'm sorry do I know you?
User avatar #88321 to #88319 - percioz (08/05/2013) [-]
do you want to have sex with me
User avatar #88322 to #88321 - alphabethsoop (08/05/2013) [-]
Sorry but ya have to take to dinner first!
User avatar #88323 to #88322 - percioz (08/05/2013) [-]
2 dollar burger on McDonalds it is!
User avatar #88324 to #88323 - alphabethsoop (08/05/2013) [-]
Oh so romantic!
#88289 to #88217 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (08/04/2013) [-]
#88276 to #88217 - birdss (08/04/2013) [-]
Too lazy to do the clothes.
User avatar #88268 to #88217 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (08/04/2013) [-]
If I could figure out the retarded new version of Paint on Windows 8 then I would gladly do this
User avatar #88290 to #88267 - percioz (08/04/2013) [-]
Intellegence and stuff got away, so you can imagine what i put there myself
User avatar #88240 to #88234 - sirperyite (08/04/2013) [-]
is that supposed to be scotlands flag?
User avatar #88243 to #88241 - sirperyite (08/04/2013) [-]
dat efford
User avatar #88244 to #88243 - ariscorp (08/04/2013) [-]
dat caring
User avatar #88247 to #88245 - ariscorp (08/04/2013) [-]
Women X blowjob X Man X Sex X Penguins
nice content name nwfg
User avatar #88248 to #88247 - sirperyite (08/04/2013) [-]
im very creative and smart
User avatar #88249 to #88248 - ariscorp (08/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #88238 to #88229 - sirperyite (08/04/2013) [-]
>city of evil

you just gained a point on peryites coolness scale
#88252 to #88238 - SunshineCabbage (08/04/2013) [-]
Best Avenged album
Best Avenged album
#88255 to #88253 - SunshineCabbage (08/04/2013) [-]
How are you feeling about their upcoming album?
How are you feeling about their upcoming album?
User avatar #88258 to #88255 - sirperyite (08/04/2013) [-]
Hard to say
I didnt like Nightmare that much, because i felt like a lot of songs were pretty generic
Good songs, but most of them were pretty similar to each other. It did have some really awesome songs too, though like Save Me, Buried Alive or Nightmare
I feel like their recent songs havent been as creative and interesting as their older ones, like the ones on City of Evil.
But now to their new album:
Ive listened to Hail to the King and I must say its good, but i fear that the album itself will have the same problems Ive had with Nightmare. I just hope they put more creativity into their new record than they did into Nightmare

Ill probably get it either way
User avatar #88259 to #88258 - SunshineCabbage (08/04/2013) [-]
I didn't care much for Nightmare because I felt like they were losing whatever it was that made them so great, they said they were introducing a different sound in their new album, so I don't know. But I checked out Hail to the King and it hasn't grown on me yet, I'm not too keen. So I think they've lost their "thing" and this new album won't live up to their name sadly.
User avatar #88260 to #88259 - sirperyite (08/04/2013) [-]
I agree, there is something about their earlier albums that just made them special
They have gotten too "heavy-metalish", in my opinion
Lets just hope that Hail to the King will be better
User avatar #88235 to #88229 - ariscorp (08/04/2013) [-]
why nigga you put so much effort into it mines shite, fuck u for making me look bad
User avatar #88254 to #88235 - SunshineCabbage (08/04/2013) [-]
I have no life D:

Don't hate me
User avatar #88239 to #88222 - sirperyite (08/04/2013) [-]
thats some nice hair
User avatar #88242 to #88239 - anonmos ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
its all i could draw
User avatar #88210 - rokkarokkaali (08/04/2013) [-]
>playing some online board game with EdwardNigma
>every once in a while, person that's going gets to choose from a list of 6 youtube videos/songs to play
>get to play zoboomafoo
fuck yes


#88209 - resonantmask (08/04/2013) [-]
Try this.It's cleveromegle, you will not be disappoint.
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#88228 to #88209 - Ken M (08/04/2013) [-]
Because Fuck you and your ''adfly''
#88212 to #88209 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (08/04/2013) [-]
no thanks
#88213 to #88212 - EdwardNigma (08/04/2013) [-]
I did it, it was legit. I got this brilliant shit.
It's slightly sad though. The dude started so polite and happy. And cleverbot destroyed it.
#88236 to #88213 - bbzz ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
this is awesome
User avatar #88220 to #88213 - desdemona (08/04/2013) [-]
"unlimited no"
User avatar #88211 to #88209 - EdwardNigma (08/04/2013) [-]
Fucking adfly, really?
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User avatar #88195 - xfortune (08/04/2013) [-]
I am bored.
Would anyone care to socialize?
User avatar #88203 to #88195 - ariscorp (08/04/2013) [-]
What you up to then?
User avatar #88204 to #88203 - xfortune (08/04/2013) [-]
Not much, building on Minecraft to pass the time, and skype. Yourself?
User avatar #88205 to #88204 - ariscorp (08/04/2013) [-]
Pretty bored, i woke up a couple hours ago, pretty fucked up sleeping schedule, playing league, skype. same old same old
User avatar #88206 to #88205 - xfortune (08/04/2013) [-]
It's 5:30am here, my schedule is fucked to shit. I'm tryna do an allnighter to reset it, gotta be up early Tuesday. How's League? I've been told to play it numerous times but my computer can't run it
User avatar #88207 to #88206 - ariscorp (08/04/2013) [-]
its fien
#88191 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (08/04/2013) [-]
#88187 - alexanderburns (08/04/2013) [-]
Is dusters dead yet?
Is dusters dead yet?
User avatar #88225 to #88187 - TheseChocodiles (08/04/2013) [-]
y did u ask
User avatar #88188 to #88187 - dusters (08/04/2013) [-]
Bitch, I might be.
#88169 - Ken M (08/03/2013) [-]
ITT: Post pictures of yourselves and I'll tell you what's wrong with you

it'll be super uplifting!
#88221 to #88219 - Ken M (08/04/2013) [-]
Too skinny!
#88185 to #88184 - Ken M (08/04/2013) [-]
Looking a little old
#88177 to #88176 - Ken M (08/03/2013) [-]
Too hairy gurl
User avatar #88164 - connorjay (08/03/2013) [-]
This is my first time on the boards, as it's summer, I'm back from Uni, I haven't seen my few hometown friends and I don't think I will for a few weeks

So I'm here, I'm bored.

Someone fancy chatting to a bored Welsh guy? or do the whole ask me anything?
User avatar #88180 to #88164 - desdemona (08/03/2013) [-]
which uni you go to?
User avatar #88181 to #88180 - connorjay (08/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #88182 to #88181 - desdemona (08/03/2013) [-]
cool, I'm trying to get into Reading this year
User avatar #88183 to #88182 - connorjay (08/03/2013) [-]
Fair shout, it's a good uni
What you hoping to study?
User avatar #88218 to #88183 - desdemona (08/04/2013) [-]
Zoology, I wanted to do biology to begin with but realised I can just concentrate on something I love and get the same outcome
#88167 to #88164 - Ken M (08/03/2013) [-]
Well... you're Welsh... so no, not really
User avatar #88168 to #88167 - connorjay (08/03/2013) [-]

Casual discrimination

#88170 to #88168 - Ken M (08/03/2013) [-]
You love it you slut
User avatar #88171 to #88170 - connorjay (08/03/2013) [-]
Baa for me

Baaaaa for me!
#88172 to #88171 - Ken M (08/03/2013) [-]
Oh wow, you took it in a direction I wasn't willing to go down but lets do this baby
User avatar #88175 to #88172 - connorjay (08/03/2013) [-]
AAAAND this is why people don't talk to me on boards...
#88178 to #88175 - Ken M (08/03/2013) [-]
aww hun, it's alright, you always have Anon
#88147 - evilhomer (08/03/2013) [-]
Today is my nephews 4th birthday and he loves Angry Birds... So we made him this cake
#88153 to #88147 - Ken M (08/03/2013) [-]
why the green penisses
User avatar #88158 to #88153 - davvi (08/03/2013) [-]
dude you have a really weird dick
User avatar #88173 to #88158 - evilhomer (08/03/2013) [-]
Enlighten me, because I can't see a dick in this picture.
User avatar #88214 to #88173 - davvi (08/04/2013) [-]
i can't either, but anon apparently thinks the twirly candles are penises
#88230 to #88214 - Ken M (08/04/2013) [-]
>green penisses
multiple green things. Probably the first green thing from the left.
#88166 to #88158 - Ken M (08/03/2013) [-]
Don't mind him, he just really likes Simple Plan
User avatar #88215 to #88166 - davvi (08/04/2013) [-]
not to forget Blink-182!!
User avatar #88155 to #88153 - evilhomer (08/03/2013) [-]
That's a candle
#88148 to #88147 - Ken M (08/03/2013) [-]
What a shit cake
#88150 to #88148 - evilhomer (08/03/2013) [-]
Those are some brave words for an anon
Those are some brave words for an anon
#88174 to #88150 - Ken M (08/03/2013) [-]
Sorry baby
User avatar #88161 to #88150 - misticalz (08/03/2013) [-]
What does him being an anon have to do with anything.
User avatar #88146 - trolljunkusa ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
I went to mad decent block party last night and hooked up with a black chick through the major lazer set

I must admit, They can move da booty
#88142 - Spikeydeath (08/03/2013) [-]
My grandma was just admitted into the er after she collapsed... I am scared, worried and sad...she practically raised me
#88129 - anonmos ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
I have returned from the woods.   
Proper food tastes so amazing now.
I have returned from the woods.

Proper food tastes so amazing now.
#88152 to #88129 - percioz (08/03/2013) [-]
Welcome back you twat
Welcome back you twat
User avatar #88154 to #88152 - anonmos ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
xox just 4 u
User avatar #88134 to #88129 - samxdaxman (08/03/2013) [-]
I know the feeling. Spending a month in a south american country makes you appreciate cheeseburgers so much more.
User avatar #88141 to #88134 - desdemona (08/03/2013) [-]
>proper food

User avatar #88144 to #88141 - samxdaxman (08/03/2013) [-]
Nigga I spent the month surviving on basically oatmeal and rice, a cheeseburger is a goddamn feast to me.
#88132 to #88129 - davvi (08/03/2013) [-]
i know that feel
i know that feel
#88131 to #88129 - ariscorp (08/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #88130 to #88129 - Timmietim ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
I just had a pizza lel
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