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#84409 - walnoot has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #84411 to #84409 - Timmietim (07/07/2013) [-]
walnoten zijn vies
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User avatar #84390 - birdss (07/07/2013) [-]
HurleySurferDude and Percioz have pointless discussions and are mad over nothing.
They should just sex themselves already.
User avatar #84393 to #84390 - percioz (07/07/2013) [-]
oh yep, defo
User avatar #84396 to #84393 - birdss (07/07/2013) [-]
Don't be a rude cunt !!
User avatar #84392 to #84390 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/07/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, Birds.
User avatar #84395 to #84392 - birdss (07/07/2013) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #84401 to #84395 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/07/2013) [-]
It'll be over soon, you are always loved no matter what happens <3
#84386 - hurleythesurfernig (07/07/2013) [-]
I'm a retard and I try to hard.
User avatar #84423 to #84386 - misticalz ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
Try Viagra.
#84394 to #84386 - loveyameanish (07/07/2013) [-]
"I try to hard"
User avatar #84435 to #84394 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
Yes, he can't hard. No need to emphasis it or make fun of him for it.
User avatar #84437 to #84435 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
He can't hard, I can't type, we both emphasise it enough on our own.
User avatar #84388 to #84386 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/07/2013) [-]
Try less! It's the key!
User avatar #84385 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/07/2013) [-]
8 minutes, 49 seconds.

That's how long it takes for percy to break.
User avatar #84387 to #84385 - percioz (07/07/2013) [-]
You're pathetic, you know that right?
User avatar #84389 to #84387 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/07/2013) [-]
Why must you go from 0 to 60 in the blink of an eye? Everything was alright and then you decided, since I did not share your opinion, that I was suddenly the scourge of humanity.

Explain to me, other than bi-polar disorder, how any normal person can pull that off.
User avatar #84397 to #84389 - percioz (07/07/2013) [-]
Oh also, you make this entire thing public, obviously because you're a pissed off.
Very mature, once again one of your stronger sides shedding its lights!!
User avatar #84400 to #84397 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/07/2013) [-]
Well I could make the comment in the chat seeing as how you banned me for asking you to go further than "you're retarded and everyone hates you."

Want to go to private chat? xoxoxo
User avatar #84404 to #84400 - dusters (07/07/2013) [-]
>implying I didn't unban you immediately to enjoy further arguing

lol u dun kno me at all!
User avatar #84406 to #84404 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/07/2013) [-]
I figured you would. It's hard when I say something that get's responded with "youre retarded you have no idea!" That is an invitation for me pushing their buttons until they pop..... I think it's a mental disorder.....

Dusters.... I think i've contracted "The gay"! Explain why you call me a faggot all of the time....
User avatar #84407 to #84406 - dusters (07/07/2013) [-]
I didn't understand shit of what you've just said but yes ok v good hurley v good!!!! You are the best queen ever!

You're a faggot just live with it
#84408 to #84407 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess I just am. I grow weary of internet fights.
User avatar #84402 to #84400 - percioz (07/07/2013) [-]
Just think back and add a detail to your list, I have never said anything to offend you until today.
User avatar #84405 to #84402 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/07/2013) [-]
I wasn't offended, I just found it odd that you decide to take a difference in two people and turn it into a massive attempt of verbal attack. I admit that me pushing you further didn't help. But I honestly want to know what made you decide that that kind of behavior was necessary at the time.

User avatar #84391 to #84389 - percioz (07/07/2013) [-]
I'm probably the only person who can honestly say I tried to have a bit of patience with you, but then you're just acting straight up like a retard, and you start with so much unfunny shit that I can't even be bothered anymore.
User avatar #84398 to #84391 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/07/2013) [-]
Okay, maybe it's a culture thing. When I "act like a retard" in other areas, people laugh or get the joke. But, since you dont find it funny or don't get it, I'm just unfunny as a person or retarded? Come on Percy. how should something as small as a bad joke set you off like a damned stick of dynamite? You're going to give yourself a heart attack.
#84417 to #84398 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
>implying that americans dont think your jokes are shit as well
User avatar #84418 to #84417 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/07/2013) [-]
>Implying
User avatar #84399 to #84398 - percioz (07/07/2013) [-]
When someone says something unfunny, you'll get a pity laugh.
When someone says somethign unfunny all the fucking time, It gets anoying.
User avatar #84403 to #84399 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/07/2013) [-]
well those tears while smiling and choking on their breaths is either the work of a SERIOUSLY bad joke, or these people are REALLY good actors.

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User avatar #84357 - fuckdisshit (07/06/2013) [-]
Saturday Night FJ, what are you up to or whats your excuse for not doing something good?
User avatar #84419 to #84357 - alphabethsoop (07/07/2013) [-]
I went to my friend's gig and worked boo you
User avatar #84373 to #84357 - birdss (07/06/2013) [-]
my excuse is looking at you wearing a dress.
User avatar #84431 to #84373 - fuckdisshit (07/07/2013) [-]
that is quite a good excuse..
User avatar #84363 to #84357 - ariscorp (07/06/2013) [-]
watching esports, talking to friends on skype
User avatar #84372 to #84363 - percioz (07/06/2013) [-]
OH SO WE ARENT FRIENDS ANYMORE
User avatar #84383 to #84372 - ariscorp (07/07/2013) [-]
frien 4 lyf
User avatar #84384 to #84383 - percioz (07/07/2013) [-]
awz u da bess'
User avatar #84361 to #84357 - percioz (07/06/2013) [-]
I hate everyone irl atm, because I'm having a bad day.
hbu
User avatar #84359 to #84357 - SunshineCabbage (07/06/2013) [-]
Listening to music, chatting to a couple of friends and eating pizza.
That's good enough for me for my Saturday night.
User avatar #84358 to #84357 - fuckdisshit (07/06/2013) [-]
oh and for me, I spent almost all my summer budget already and am being designated driver to earn some money
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#84336 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
How much do you guys care about looks on a scale of 1 to 10
5 for me, I care more about humor and how chill she/he is
User avatar #84424 to #84336 - misticalz ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
8
User avatar #84420 to #84336 - alphabethsoop (07/07/2013) [-]
I think that if a person can catch my eye with their looks and then keep me there with their personality, they win. But in my case I just want a tall boy.If they are more than a ft taller than me Ive probably had a crush on them.
User avatar #84451 to #84420 - BrayBoy (07/07/2013) [-]
If they just have to be taller than you, then you will have no trouble finding someone
User avatar #84502 to #84451 - alphabethsoop (07/07/2013) [-]
Well okay they have to be tall and they have to be just as obsessed with running as me. But still doesn't narrow it down much.
User avatar #84374 to #84336 - prettypalmtrees (07/06/2013) [-]
maybe a 4 or 5. but in my case i got super lucky
User avatar #84356 to #84336 - fuckdisshit (07/06/2013) [-]
I must be quite shallow as I thought 6 - 8 maybe
User avatar #84349 to #84336 - loveyameanish (07/06/2013) [-]
I don't think it looks matter enough to want to scale it. It's important to have an attraction to the person because that's a huge part of a relationship, don't get me wrong, but I tend to fall for people on their sense of humour and how well we click.
User avatar #84341 to #84336 - cherylheathermason (07/06/2013) [-]
I really doubt I can put how much I care about looks on scale
But I suppose it would have to be around 5-8
#84339 to #84336 - desdemona (07/06/2013) [-]
Looks matter to a certain extent. You don't want to be stuck with an absolute munter but on the other hand you don't want a complete cunt nugget of a person. Any good looking nice guys look me up ok thanks
#84376 to #84339 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/07/2013) [-]
What's wrong with Munters? I'm a Munter.... do you hate Me!?!?
User avatar #84347 to #84339 - ldottc (07/06/2013) [-]
agree with that completely
User avatar #84338 to #84336 - BrayBoy (07/06/2013) [-]
I think when someone is really cool you usually find them more attractive anyway, so I do agree
#84337 to #84336 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
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#84327 - tocho has deleted their comment [-]
#84323 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
my songs know what you did in the dark
User avatar #84375 to #84323 - prettypalmtrees (07/06/2013) [-]
im seeing fob live!
User avatar #84319 - luiselvergas (07/06/2013) [-]
sittin on the balcony drinking shit-tier beer busting beats.
what is FJ doing?
#84318 - scarytown (07/06/2013) [-]
Does anyone have an image of a person or cartoon character that just looks so bored and like they've completely given up on life? .gifs are ok, but a picture would be better. Thanks.
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User avatar #84307 - zerositnator (07/05/2013) [-]
Fresh Prince sequel:

Will's son turns bratty from living in luxury in Bel-Air, and is sent to Philly to get street smart.
#84324 to #84307 - cierrayooo (07/06/2013) [-]
My god..... yes.
My god..... yes.
User avatar #84290 - goobyman (07/05/2013) [-]
k guys after the summer for me it's time to switch schools
and i know, first impessions matter... but how do i act? I'm gonna look like a fucking retard in front of everybody...
User avatar #84332 to #84290 - icameheretotroll (07/06/2013) [-]
Be yourself or you'll end up hanging out with douchebags and then after you stop hanging out with them, nice people won't hang out with you, thinking you're a douchebag
User avatar #84320 to #84290 - luiselvergas (07/06/2013) [-]
be confident
User avatar #84316 to #84290 - bossauce (07/06/2013) [-]
Wear a fedora, grow a neckbeard and act euphoric
User avatar #84309 to #84290 - alphabethsoop (07/06/2013) [-]
Well just be nice to people thats always a good plan on fitting in
User avatar #84304 to #84290 - skysailor (07/05/2013) [-]
Be yourself, don't try to impress people or anything. Sounds like pretty simple advice, but it's quite profound.
#84272 - kobegriffeysanders (07/05/2013) [-]
ITT: Worst ways you've ever been broken up with. I'll start.   
&gt;be sophomore in high school   
&gt;become interested in junior female   
&gt;I'm an atheistfag, she's a hardcore Christianfag; I don't give a shit   
&gt;we become a thing   
&gt;I ask her out; she tells me to wait a week or two to before we label it a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship   
&gt;I wait   
&gt;I ask her again   
&gt;still tells me to wait   
&gt;another week or two goes by   
&gt;she finally says she's not comfortable with us being a thing   
&gt;okay.jpg   
&gt;still talk and text frequently for another month   
&gt;become a thing again   
&gt;eventually, she tries to convert me to Christianity   
&gt;no.gif   
&gt;tell her it's unfair for her to try to get me to go against my beliefs; I compare it to me trying to convert her to atheism   
&gt;she seems to understand; we drop the subject   
&gt;or so I thought   
&gt;a couple weeks later, she ignores and avoids me for a couple days   
&gt;I have an idea of why, but I ask her about it anyway   
&gt;she breaks it off with me   
&gt;&quot;I know you won't understand, but I just feel like God doesn't want us to be together.&quot;   
Gif related.
ITT: Worst ways you've ever been broken up with. I'll start.
>be sophomore in high school
>become interested in junior female
>I'm an atheistfag, she's a hardcore Christianfag; I don't give a shit
>we become a thing
>I ask her out; she tells me to wait a week or two to before we label it a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship
>I wait
>I ask her again
>still tells me to wait
>another week or two goes by
>she finally says she's not comfortable with us being a thing
>okay.jpg
>still talk and text frequently for another month
>become a thing again
>eventually, she tries to convert me to Christianity
>no.gif
>tell her it's unfair for her to try to get me to go against my beliefs; I compare it to me trying to convert her to atheism
>she seems to understand; we drop the subject
>or so I thought
>a couple weeks later, she ignores and avoids me for a couple days
>I have an idea of why, but I ask her about it anyway
>she breaks it off with me
>"I know you won't understand, but I just feel like God doesn't want us to be together."
Gif related.
User avatar #84312 to #84272 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (07/06/2013) [-]
I told a girl we shouldn't see each other anymore while I was on the phone with her and playing halo.

I really do regret doing it that way but it was pretty funny looking back at it.

Worst way I've been broken up with is minutes after I figured out she was cheating, she said it was over with.
#84296 to #84272 - goobyman (07/05/2013) [-]
>after we won't ever see each other again
>i ask her: wanna sext
>"no, all men are the same bla bla sex hue fuck you cunt stupid antifeminist"
>never talk to her again
#84258 - betta (07/05/2013) [-]
This thread lacks IRL pictures.

I wanna see your beautiful faces, Funnyjunk!
#84378 to #84258 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/07/2013) [-]
Ive been said to look like Frankie Munez..... so here's a picture of Frankie Munez.

Glad to contribute.
User avatar #84355 to #84258 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
>This thread lacks IRL pictures.

You mean those things it has every day?
#84342 to #84258 - anonmos (07/06/2013) [-]
Got my hair cut like a motherfucker.
#84325 to #84258 - cierrayooo (07/06/2013) [-]
Me and my best friend. I'm on the right being a complete moron.
#84369 to #84325 - percioz (07/06/2013) [-]
Idk why i did this, sorry.
User avatar #84377 to #84369 - cierrayooo (07/07/2013) [-]
Hey as long as I get the bigger ones.
User avatar #84370 to #84317 - percioz (07/06/2013) [-]
Not even going to edit this one
#84333 to #84315 - heinekenhero (07/06/2013) [-]
That cat's face...

"PUT ME. THE FUCK. DOWN."
User avatar #84862 to #84333 - catpower (07/11/2013) [-]
haha I've been trying to get him to like me and it looks like he just gave up here
#84864 to #84862 - heinekenhero (07/11/2013) [-]
Gotta love cats.


Until they go claws-out across your thighs for no god damn reason.
#84314 to #84258 - nim (07/06/2013) [-]
Ugly sepia tone lol.
User avatar #84328 to #84314 - yunouppercase (07/06/2013) [-]
i'd hit that
User avatar #84366 to #84328 - percioz (07/06/2013) [-]
with a chair
User avatar #84439 to #84366 - nim (07/07/2013) [-]
That hurts. But you play Ziggs so you are obviously stupid...
User avatar #84440 to #84439 - percioz (07/07/2013) [-]
Tell me your league and division, then we'll talk League.
User avatar #84441 to #84440 - nim (07/07/2013) [-]
Nu :I
User avatar #84442 to #84441 - percioz (07/07/2013) [-]
Don't be offensive to ziggs, he just needs a buff or two, then he's k.
User avatar #84443 to #84442 - nim (07/07/2013) [-]
Not nearly as bad as Teemo. When he's fed he's fucking scary. But he's still a stupid champ.
User avatar #84444 to #84443 - percioz (07/07/2013) [-]
He's not a stupid champion, he's got a gap closer, escape, dand damage. But you can use them to make a burst. Also his passive is v good for farming and ult good for not being arsed chasing or helping with something far away.
#84445 to #84444 - nim (07/07/2013) [-]
Ok ok. He's not that bad. Just not as good as Quinn or Vi js
Ok ok. He's not that bad. Just not as good as Quinn or Vi js
User avatar #84446 to #84445 - percioz (07/07/2013) [-]
Quinn's ult is a transformation that lets a adc go into a melee form. Why would you want that? It's completely useless, especieally in teamfights compared to graves, varus and mf.
Also Vi's kit isn't gooe enough, there's better options than her as a jungler, right now.
User avatar #84495 to #84446 - nim (07/07/2013) [-]
I take Shyv Jungle. Usually top with Vi.
Not a big fan of Graves, Varus is ok. But I don't like MF that much either. Mostly just because her laugh when she ults is fucking annoying.
#84379 to #84366 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/07/2013) [-]
That's cold. But hilarious.
That's cold. But hilarious.
#84303 to #84258 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #84410 to #84303 - walnoot (07/07/2013) [-]
You guys have paintings. Cool
#84301 to #84258 - raffoutroudlol (07/05/2013) [-]
Beautiful is an overstatement.
User avatar #84311 to #84301 - ariscorp (07/06/2013) [-]
burmy?
#84276 to #84258 - alphabethsoop (07/05/2013) [-]
Just me and the boo
User avatar #84275 to #84273 - alphabethsoop (07/05/2013) [-]
mmh sexi beb
User avatar #84289 to #84275 - desdemona (07/05/2013) [-]
xoxo u no it
#84271 to #84258 - dinosaurballs (07/05/2013) [-]
This is what my face would look like if I got plastic surgery, me thinks. By the way, I can't enjoy this sammich without something to watch. Got any move suggestions ?(no to pr0nz).
#84261 to #84258 - ariscorp (07/05/2013) [-]
this is me a couple weeks ago
#84260 to #84258 - percioz (07/05/2013) [-]
STRIKE A POSE FAKE A SMILE 'DAS ME
#84262 to #84260 - dusters (07/05/2013) [-]
STARE AT DA WALL FAKE SMUG SMILE FANCY AS SHIT FALL BACK U WANNABE
#84265 to #84262 - birdss (07/05/2013) [-]
LOOKING DOWN TO APPEAR COOL.
FALL BACK EVERYONE.
#84267 to #84265 - foaly (07/05/2013) [-]
Me with some frands.
User avatar #84334 to #84267 - icameheretotroll (07/06/2013) [-]
You look higher than shaggy
User avatar #84291 to #84267 - goobyman (07/05/2013) [-]
what did you smoke man
User avatar #84362 to #84291 - foaly (07/06/2013) [-]
Nothing. I'm the black guy in the middle.
User avatar #84263 to #84262 - percioz (07/05/2013) [-]
U CHALLENGE ME MANG? WANNA GET A GOOD OL' BEATDOWN BY THE MASTER P?
User avatar #84264 to #84263 - dusters (07/05/2013) [-]
BITCH JUST BACK OFF WIF UR FAKE ASS LIFTED SKIN U GOT SURGERY 2 LOOK PRETTY IM REAL UR NOT
User avatar #84280 to #84264 - percioz (07/05/2013) [-]
YO BACK THE FUCK OFF BEFORE MAKE YOU FUCK OFF
User avatar #84281 to #84280 - dusters (07/05/2013) [-]
CUM AT ME FGT U FECKIN SLAG ILL SHANK U BETCH
User avatar #84282 to #84281 - percioz (07/05/2013) [-]
Motherfckka you aint shit compared 2 me, better stop messin or imma send da whole eass' side on yo ass
User avatar #84283 to #84282 - dusters (07/05/2013) [-]
Lol u fken skank u think ur hotshit but ill hav u kno ive been on the twerk team fo years now im topbitch u cunt
User avatar #84284 to #84283 - percioz (07/05/2013) [-]
TOPBITCH? TOPBITCH MOTHERFUCKER? YOU AINT NO TOP BITCH MATERIAL, u porbably some nappy headed hoe lookin for a purple assed pimp so you can get laid again.
User avatar #84285 to #84284 - dusters (07/05/2013) [-]
lol ye keep gettin mad ho , Im 2 good for u just walk away I aint gun talk to some 3rd rate slut like u lol
User avatar #84286 to #84285 - percioz (07/05/2013) [-]
THE ONE WH OSAYS IT IS IT!!!
User avatar #84287 to #84286 - dusters (07/05/2013) [-]
OH NO U DIDNT U FKEN HO
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#84254 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
You have 10 seconds to write why you haven't been at the gym exercising today, and it better be good.
#84380 to #84254 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/07/2013) [-]
My training involves being a REAL man and going out and running on the GROUND and doing core training that doesn't need machines.
User avatar #84350 to #84254 - fuckya ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
I woke up 10 minutes ago. And it's 4 in the morning, gym not open.
User avatar #84335 to #84254 - icameheretotroll (07/06/2013) [-]
Gym costs mone
i no hav mone
I work out in my home though
User avatar #84329 to #84254 - yunouppercase (07/06/2013) [-]
i was busy masterbaiting
User avatar #84292 to #84254 - goobyman (07/05/2013) [-]
i have wii fit and it will totally help me get fit...
User avatar #84277 to #84254 - alphabethsoop (07/05/2013) [-]
because i run outside instead of on a treadmill. boom.
#84274 to #84254 - misticalz ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
Does the McDonalds play house count.
User avatar #84269 to #84254 - kobegriffeysanders (07/05/2013) [-]
I'm a lazy nonactive fuck.
User avatar #84259 to #84254 - birdss (07/05/2013) [-]
I was there, jokes on you.
User avatar #84256 to #84254 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
My dog ate my homework
User avatar #84255 to #84254 - percioz (07/05/2013) [-]
I was at the gym today.
#84245 - breadbasket (07/05/2013) [-]
I like Saltine crackers okay?
I like Saltine crackers okay?
User avatar #84246 to #84245 - drizzlydre (07/05/2013) [-]
Salty
User avatar #84248 to #84246 - drizzlydre (07/05/2013) [-]
That was me seducing you.
User avatar #84247 to #84246 - breadbasket (07/05/2013) [-]
Crackery.
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