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#97512 - Kushmonster
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(10/25/2013) [-]
Marylanders, ya'll here?
#97527 to #97512 - alexanderburns
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(10/25/2013) [-]
No, they're in Maryland.
#97505 - countrystrong
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(10/25/2013) [-]
I'm fairly new to FJ. Just curious, anyone on here from Iowa? Or live out in the country?
#97599 to #97505 - fuckya
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Not Iowa side, but I live in the Quad Cities. (Bettendorf Area)
#97489 - TheseChocodiles
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(10/25/2013) [-]


if anybody is interested lol
which nobody is
but still there we go thats there if you want to come on
#97528 to #97489 - alexanderburns
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(10/25/2013) [-]
how make links be gone?
#97518 to #97489 - aherorising
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(10/25/2013) [-]
what's going on?
what's going on?
#97524 to #97518 - yunouppercase
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(10/25/2013) [-]
what episode is this from?
#97525 to #97524 - aherorising
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(10/25/2013) [-]
NOT TELLING YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA    
   
 jk, the one in which finn searches the woods to create a good story for jake to get well
NOT TELLING YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA

jk, the one in which finn searches the woods to create a good story for jake to get well

#97526 to #97525 - yunouppercase
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(10/25/2013) [-]
thank you mister
thank you mister
#97513 to #97489 - drcocktail
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(10/25/2013) [-]
I'm on it but i don't see anyone else...
#97494 to #97489 - dusters
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(10/25/2013) [-]
Your chat sucks, go suck a dick
#97495 to #97494 - TheseChocodiles
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(10/25/2013) [-]
tell that to all the new people that just joined?????


loser
#97496 to #97495 - dusters
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(10/25/2013) [-]
wow that hurt
#97499 to #97496 - TheseChocodiles
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(10/25/2013) [-]
well i mean i know i can be a little harsh at times but the last thing id ever want to do is hurt you my prince
#97500 to #97499 - dusters
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(10/25/2013) [-]
"my prince"


Oki.
#97501 to #97500 - TheseChocodiles
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(10/25/2013) [-]
my french king
my oo la la sex god


im laughing im sorry
#97502 to #97501 - dusters
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(10/25/2013) [-]
Fan girl
#97503 to #97502 - TheseChocodiles
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(10/25/2013) [-]
you fuckin wish!!!!!!!!
#97504 to #97503 - dusters
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(10/25/2013) [-]
All the time
#97486 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(10/24/2013) [-]
if a gril says i hav werd friends, wut does it mene?
#97506 to #97486 - teoberry
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(10/25/2013) [-]
She's not enlightened
#97507 to #97506 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(10/25/2013) [-]
Ah, thank you friend. I must lead her to the path of enlightenment than
Ah, thank you friend. I must lead her to the path of enlightenment than
#97488 to #97486 - DCat
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(10/25/2013) [-]
Well, if a grill is talking, I think you need to lay off the LSD.
#97491 to #97488 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(10/25/2013) [-]
a gril not a grill
#97492 to #97491 - DCat
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(10/25/2013) [-]
is it's name gorj formen?
#97493 to #97492 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(10/25/2013) [-]
no
#97497 to #97493 - DCat
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(10/25/2013) [-]
oh. nvm then
#97487 to #97486 - birdss
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(10/25/2013) [-]
It means that you're a fucking faggot
#97490 to #97487 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(10/25/2013) [-]
bby pls
#97485 - freespeech
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(10/24/2013) [-]
It seems the tables have turned.
Whipped
#97480 - TheseChocodiles
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#97474 - lcknightswill
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Does anyone have any pictures similar to this one. I went through a break up and funny sarcastic etc relatitionship based pictures like this cheer me up!
#97477 to #97474 - unncommon
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(10/24/2013) [-]
I know your pain, take this.
#97466 - baconarrow
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(10/24/2013) [-]
So my friend just got Leukemia. Usually when I feel down I go to Funnyjunk, but nothing seems to make me laugh anymore, hell, I haven't smiled in a week. I've googled it and apparently Leukemia victims have a 70% chance of surviving. Even though 70 a pretty big number I just can't stand the thought of loosing him, but I know that I have to be prepared if it happens. God I hate this... I can't do anything to stop this. I feel so useless.
#97470 to #97466 - alexanderburns
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Visit him as often as you can. It gets about 50 times worse if people stop visiting (not the actual cancer, the experience of being in the hospital with it).
#97519 to #97470 - baconarrow
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(10/25/2013) [-]
I promised him that I would visit him as much as I can when he called me and told me that he had gotten Leukemia. Thanks for the adivice.
#97451 - thisistheguy
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(10/24/2013) [-]
What are some good songs to play with this www.rainymood.com/ that loop really well?
So far I have Riders on the Storm by The Doors and this jazz tune endlessvideo.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
#97482 to #97451 - misticalz
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Deadmau5 - Strobe
Pretty much anything on SuicideSheeps channel
#97475 to #97451 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account**
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(10/24/2013) [-]
I can't think of one specifically but pretty much all of Emancipator's songs are right up that alley
#97455 to #97451 - TheseChocodiles
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(10/24/2013) [-]
also did you get the idea for riders on the storm from need for speed?
#97476 to #97455 - thisistheguy
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(10/24/2013) [-]
No I was just listening to the doors when I realized how well it looped
#97479 to #97476 - TheseChocodiles
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Weird because in need for speed when it rained, riders on the storm always played and it was like that.
#97454 to #97451 - TheseChocodiles
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(10/24/2013) [-]
the suburbs - mr little jeans (arcade fire cover)
clair de lune - flight facilities
i need some sleep - eels
bad religion - frank ocean

i thought these worked
#97509 to #97454 - thisistheguy
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(10/25/2013) [-]
I really liked the flight facilities one thanks
#97446 - umzar
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Snapchat thread?

- umario1212
#97445 - tocho
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(10/24/2013) [-]
RIP Yoteslaya ;_;   
   
You will be missed
RIP Yoteslaya ;_;

You will be missed
#97483 to #97445 - misticalz
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Maybe he shouldn`t have been drunk and in a car
#97456 to #97445 - azumeow
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Wut?
#97457 to #97456 - tocho
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Yoteslaya was a big youtuber who played zombie games and such.
Really cool guy.
Today he died in a car crash. RIP
563k subscribers at the moment
#97458 to #97457 - azumeow
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(10/24/2013) [-]
I....I knew who he was but.

He....he died? His kids! His fucking kids man! They....no. No. No no no....

Aw fuck....FUCKING FUCK WHAT THE FUCK. He was cool. That's some bullshit. No fucking way man. FUCK
#97447 to #97445 - evilhomer
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(10/24/2013) [-]
He may be gone,   
But not from our hearts;   
For we still remeber   
The smell when he farts.   
 sorry for the loss
He may be gone,
But not from our hearts;
For we still remeber
The smell when he farts.
sorry for the loss
#97444 - muum **User deleted account**
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#97440 - freespeech
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(10/24/2013) [-]
My step father was talking to me about the Late Late show earlier, and he was asking me were the host was from. I told him I heard he was from Scotland.

Now, I tell you this because, when ever I say the word Scotland, I always find myself saying it in a Scottish accent, like what David Tennant has in Broadchurch.

And I've always done this. Not on purpose, not some habit I formed as a kid. I've never understood why I did this. Anyone else have something like this?
#97441 to #97440 - DCat
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, happens to me sometimes after watching shows/movies that have a foreign accent. I don't get it either. People give me weird looks afterwards sometimes.
#97427 - freespeech
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(10/24/2013) [-]
I have a question to a certain group of people, those with a fetish called Vorarephilia.
I know its going to be hard to explain, but for someone who isn't into that, could you, in some way, explain it to me?
I've always thought it was one of the stranger fetished, but I never could really understand that particular one.
#97428 to #97427 - vorarephilia
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(10/24/2013) [-]
I think that, to a degree, it is a bit of dominance/submissive. What could be more dominant than eating your partner? More submissive than being eaten alive?    
   
 the only vore related thing i have that will not be banned.
I think that, to a degree, it is a bit of dominance/submissive. What could be more dominant than eating your partner? More submissive than being eaten alive?

the only vore related thing i have that will not be banned.
#97423 - hadrian
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(10/23/2013) [-]
Alright, I'm bored with my avatar so let's play a game.
*Roll 2*
First to roll dubs then rolls a picture. I will set whatever image you roll as my avatar for a week.
#97424 to #97423 - hadrian
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(10/23/2013) [-]
**hadrian rolls 55**
#97425 to #97424 - hadrian
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(10/23/2013) [-]
**hadrian rolled a random image posted in comment #4035718 at Friendly ** Well, considering I never get dubs I did not expect that.
#97421 - doktorpaj
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(10/23/2013) [-]
I hate people who only act nice to you when they need help with something. But I help them with whatever anyway, so it's kinda pointless though.

How do you handle when someone who usually ignores you asks you for help? with something?
#97422 to #97421 - alphabethsoop
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(10/23/2013) [-]
You don't have to help them if you don't want to but I just normally do anyway because they have to actually need something in order to go out of their way to ask someone they normally wouldn't ask.
#97419 - unncommon
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(10/23/2013) [-]
So my wisdom teeth are a pain in my cheeks, my metal plate is a pain in my collar bone, the weights are a pain in my joints, and my dog is a pain in my ass.
How the hell are y'all doing?
#97412 - tocho
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(10/23/2013) [-]
Please dont poke my eyes

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#97414 to #97412 - TheseChocodiles
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(10/23/2013) [-]
what
#97415 to #97414 - tocho
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(10/23/2013) [-]
"Please dont poke my eyes"
#97417 to #97415 - TheseChocodiles
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(10/23/2013) [-]
thank you repeating it worked wonders and now i understand this post completely.
#97418 to #97417 - ariscorp
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(10/23/2013) [-]
Me Too Fellow JunkHead - ^__^ I UnderStand!!!
#97407 - brownstar
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(10/23/2013) [-]
Hey guys, join the funnyjunk chatroom.

kageshi.com/rooms/funnyjunk
#97432 to #97407 - kageshi
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(10/24/2013) [-]
#97410 to #97407 - brownstar
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(10/23/2013) [-]
I am now streaming Adventure Time.
#97406 - likerofbutts
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(10/23/2013) [-]
Hello, all. So, I'm turning 21 in a few days, and was wondering if any of you have ideas for a 21st birthday. Thanks.
#97469 to #97406 - caocao
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Get some dancers, have them pop out of a giant cake and give you a lap dance, then get wasted. Or don't get wasted so the cake stays inside of you and your friend won't draw on your entire face and post the pictures all over facebook.
#97453 to #97406 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account**
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(10/24/2013) [-]
strippers
#97435 to #97406 - iwanttousenumbers
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Drink lots of water and drive your car around all day
#97433 to #97406 - TheseChocodiles
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(10/24/2013) [-]
dunno