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#85446 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [-]
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#85589 to #85400 - evilhomer (07/16/2013) [-]
What do you think of me?
#85536 to #85400 - iwanttousenumbers (07/15/2013) [-]
I haven't changed this in a while
#85489 to #85400 - icameheretotroll (07/15/2013) [-]
This took a hwile
User avatar #85482 to #85479 - secretgiver (07/15/2013) [-]
wew ur smart ;p
User avatar #85483 to #85482 - ljxjlos (07/15/2013) [-]
That´s my only good point, tho and I ruin it by being lazy as hell. Either way, thanks.
User avatar #85484 to #85483 - secretgiver (07/15/2013) [-]
nah I like your style c:
User avatar #85485 to #85484 - ljxjlos (07/15/2013) [-]
You don´t even know my style other than my love for beanies and green chucks.
User avatar #85486 to #85485 - secretgiver (07/15/2013) [-]
lel I that is what I mean I also like those c:
and u look funny >.<
User avatar #85488 to #85455 - EmmyGee (07/15/2013) [-]
are you bald?
User avatar #85561 to #85488 - percioz (07/15/2013) [-]
No but I imagine thats what I'd look like at my worst!
User avatar #85458 to #85455 - secretgiver (07/15/2013) [-]
does this mean ur a super hot robot?
User avatar #85459 to #85458 - percioz (07/15/2013) [-]
Yes, don't you like super hot robots?
User avatar #85460 to #85459 - secretgiver (07/15/2013) [-]
ye but you probly wont fall for me cuz im not at your lvl of hotness
User avatar #85461 to #85460 - percioz (07/15/2013) [-]
You're not? Fuck.
Picture and I will calculate your hotness.
User avatar #85462 to #85461 - secretgiver (07/15/2013) [-]
lel no
User avatar #85463 to #85462 - percioz (07/15/2013) [-]
But... Why not?
User avatar #85464 to #85463 - secretgiver (07/15/2013) [-]
cuz metal penis is bad
User avatar #85465 to #85464 - percioz (07/15/2013) [-]
I thought girls liked it when a penis goes hard. Mine is 24/7, is that a problem?
User avatar #85466 to #85465 - secretgiver (07/15/2013) [-]
kinda :/
User avatar #85467 to #85466 - percioz (07/15/2013) [-]
Explain, I'm not good with humans.
User avatar #85468 to #85467 - secretgiver (07/15/2013) [-]
uhh...
User avatar #85469 to #85468 - percioz (07/15/2013) [-]
Don't uhh me
User avatar #85470 to #85469 - secretgiver (07/15/2013) [-]
sorry ;c
User avatar #85471 to #85470 - percioz (07/15/2013) [-]
Secretgiver-kun!!!! Noo, dont be sorri!
User avatar #85472 to #85471 - secretgiver (07/15/2013) [-]
uhh.. but
#85427 to #85400 - jackirl (07/15/2013) [-]
Wasn't there another version of this which was a little more complicated?
User avatar #85430 to #85427 - secretgiver (07/15/2013) [-]
wow your good at this
User avatar #85420 to #85400 - secretgiver (07/15/2013) [-]
can I.. eh try?
User avatar #85421 to #85420 - EmmyGee (07/15/2013) [-]
sorry?
User avatar #85422 to #85421 - secretgiver (07/15/2013) [-]
sorry ;c
User avatar #85423 to #85422 - EmmyGee (07/15/2013) [-]
for what? o.O
User avatar #85424 to #85423 - secretgiver (07/15/2013) [-]
I just wanted to try the game..
User avatar #85425 to #85424 - EmmyGee (07/15/2013) [-]
you can that's why i left the blank template there - for people to use
User avatar #85429 to #85425 - secretgiver (07/15/2013) [-]
did I do good?
User avatar #85449 to #85429 - EmmyGee (07/15/2013) [-]
yeah :L
User avatar #85450 to #85449 - secretgiver (07/15/2013) [-]
yay c:
User avatar #85433 to #85428 - jackirl (07/15/2013) [-]
I've never heard of hardstyle before, is it like techno or trance?
User avatar #85435 to #85433 - secretgiver (07/15/2013) [-]
Headhunterz - Dragonborn (Official Videoclip)
is like this
User avatar #85441 to #85435 - jackirl (07/15/2013) [-]
Not to sure about the start but the ending was bad ass.
User avatar #85443 to #85441 - secretgiver (07/15/2013) [-]
Wildstylez Feat. Niels Geusebroek - Year Of Summer (Official Videoclip)
dont know if u liked it but here is another example c:
User avatar #85444 to #85443 - jackirl (07/15/2013) [-]
Yeah I like this one a lot more than the dragonborn one, I'm going to check out some more of this genre.
User avatar #85445 to #85444 - secretgiver (07/15/2013) [-]
lel okay ;p
User avatar #85432 to #85428 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
dutchfag
User avatar #85434 to #85432 - secretgiver (07/15/2013) [-]
okay ;c
User avatar #85436 to #85434 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
Waar in Nederland woon je nooby. Inb4 Brabant
User avatar #85437 to #85436 - secretgiver (07/15/2013) [-]
almere
User avatar #85438 to #85437 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
Oo, oki. Ik in utrecht.
User avatar #85439 to #85438 - secretgiver (07/15/2013) [-]
oke utrecht is wel lief c:
User avatar #85440 to #85439 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
Almere is stout (:
Haha nee.
Ik moest je van een franse jongen uitnodigen op onze chat.
www.tinychat.com/fjsocial
User avatar #85442 to #85440 - secretgiver (07/15/2013) [-]
euhm.. oke
User avatar #85426 to #85425 - secretgiver (07/15/2013) [-]
o..okay c:
User avatar #85397 - justbeingcool (07/15/2013) [-]
Im bored .....so very bored
User avatar #85389 - hippymofuka ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
Feeling sort of down, Don't really feel like this often so this feeling is kinda strange. Anyone got any cool things to talk about just to cheer me up?
User avatar #85396 to #85389 - justbeingcool (07/15/2013) [-]
i have webbed toes how about that
User avatar #85392 to #85389 - sharondasilva (07/15/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PmqeJ0fYyM
Watch this guys videos for luls
#85383 - rkellysurine (07/15/2013) [-]
So anybody wanna play Xbox sometime?
#85376 - ohaibrooooh (07/15/2013) [-]
mfw I made two people hook up on Omegle questions.
mfw I made two people hook up on Omegle questions.
User avatar #85506 to #85376 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/15/2013) [-]
What was the question?
User avatar #85516 to #85506 - ohaibrooooh (07/15/2013) [-]
"You are on opposite sides of a very long bridge that can support 1 person at a time. Convince the other person to let you cross first."

They ended up declaring their love for eachother and they cyber. Then they realize I was watching and decide to use Kik to cyber instead.
User avatar #85375 - ariscorp (07/15/2013) [-]
new.livestream.com/accounts/4272316/events/2245495 shit is really going down now, seriously.
User avatar #85381 to #85375 - infamoustrapper (07/15/2013) [-]
Is there tits?
#85374 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [-]
The crickets outside are playing dubstep. I'm scared.
User avatar #85373 - thesmilyingdawg (07/15/2013) [-]
so anybody saw pacific rim?
User avatar #85393 to #85373 - ljxjlos (07/15/2013) [-]
It only comes out on Friday here and I´ll have to wait tll next monday. But I´m pretty damn pumped for it.
#85382 to #85373 - rkellysurine (07/15/2013) [-]
I did. It was fucking amazing
User avatar #85368 - energytwinkie (07/15/2013) [-]
JUST STARTED WATCHING ATTACK ON TITAN
SO GOOD
10/10, DO RECOMMEND.
#85398 to #85368 - evilhomer (07/15/2013) [-]
great to hear, but you're on the wrong board bub
User avatar #85361 - infamoustrapper (07/15/2013) [-]
Where is the sex located?
#85395 to #85361 - ljxjlos (07/15/2013) [-]
I actually have relatives close to the place were Sex is related. It´s in Swiss.
#85350 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [-]
Help save Futurama! It takes 2 minutes to sign the petition. You can go 2 minutes without masturbating. Hell, if you're skilled enough you don't even have to do that.

www.funnyjunk.com/text/4684373/You+Can+Help+Save+Futurama
User avatar #85349 - cameronisepic (07/15/2013) [-]
What would you guys suggest for a piercing for a 14 year old guy with long hair who looks like he's from cali. I know it's a stupid question but i'm kinda stumped.
User avatar #85377 to #85349 - ohaibrooooh (07/15/2013) [-]
left ear, stud. Depending on how your hair is, I suggest you may want to cut it.
User avatar #85378 to #85377 - cameronisepic (07/15/2013) [-]
It's a bit wavy, it kinda goes up like it would around a hat. I was originally thinking spacers but i'm kinda uneasy with how ugly it is without a plug.
User avatar #85379 to #85378 - ohaibrooooh (07/15/2013) [-]
In that case, try a casual lip piercing or the piercing I suggested before. Or, a combination of the two.
User avatar #85380 to #85379 - cameronisepic (07/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, that sounds like a good idea, thanks!
User avatar #85358 to #85349 - iwanttousenumbers (07/15/2013) [-]
Get your dick pierced
User avatar #85371 to #85358 - cameronisepic (07/15/2013) [-]
I shoved a nail in my urethra, does that count?
User avatar #85352 to #85349 - teoberry (07/15/2013) [-]
Stop being a douche
User avatar #85372 to #85352 - cameronisepic (07/15/2013) [-]
I'll get right on it.
User avatar #85341 - infamoustrapper (07/15/2013) [-]
homos
User avatar #85316 - infamoustrapper (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm sexy and ready to fuck.

Who wants dibs?
User avatar #85344 to #85316 - misticalz ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
**misticalz rolls 66**
User avatar #85345 to #85344 - misticalz ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
FUUUUCK YEAAAAH
CUM 'ER U SECCKSI BOI
User avatar #85321 to #85316 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
**birdss rolls 62**
Dubs and I shall sex you, If I don't roll dubs then Dusters will sex you.
User avatar #85324 to #85321 - percioz (07/15/2013) [-]
**percioz rolls 060**
Trips and nim will do it for a year
User avatar #85329 to #85324 - nim (07/15/2013) [-]
thank god
User avatar #85332 to #85329 - infamoustrapper (07/15/2013) [-]
rude. I'm hot stuff.

davvi, vouch for me
User avatar #85362 to #85332 - misticalz ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
2true
nim u missing out tho.
User avatar #85331 to #85329 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
**birdss rolls 321** trips and I will sexually pleasure you for a lifetime
User avatar #85336 to #85331 - percioz (07/15/2013) [-]
**percioz rolls 352** Trips and I will pay you a first-class plane ticket to norway so you can serenade me
User avatar #85339 to #85336 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
**birdss rolls 637** trips and I will come anyway
User avatar #85340 to #85339 - percioz (07/15/2013) [-]
**percioz rolls 131,440,702** Nocs and you move here.
User avatar #85333 to #85331 - nim (07/15/2013) [-]
damn :c
User avatar #85342 to #85335 - nim (07/15/2013) [-]
</3
User avatar #85343 to #85342 - infamoustrapper (07/15/2013) [-]
Show me the carfax
User avatar #85326 to #85324 - infamoustrapper (07/15/2013) [-]
Stop rolling, faggots.
User avatar #85330 to #85326 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
**birdss rolls 6,797** Quota and I shall stop rolling
User avatar #85337 to #85334 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
yes please
User avatar #85328 to #85326 - percioz (07/15/2013) [-]
No it's good fun!!
User avatar #85323 to #85321 - infamoustrapper (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm ready for you dusters.

User avatar #85318 to #85316 - percioz (07/15/2013) [-]
**percioz rolls 60**
Dubs and I'll sacrifice myself.
User avatar #85320 to #85318 - infamoustrapper (07/15/2013) [-]
"sacrifice myself"

You make it sound like a bad thing
User avatar #85322 to #85320 - percioz (07/15/2013) [-]
Isn*t it? Oh well!
User avatar #85319 to #85318 - percioz (07/15/2013) [-]
Sorri (:
User avatar #85301 - dildoes (07/14/2013) [-]
Attention! There's a man-whore going around calling people bad for being gay, straight, acting gay, then straight and worst of all, changing his profile picture extremely often!
The indecisive liar in question is therealsuperderpy, and he needs to stop fingering himself while on the fence of absolutely everything. He has yet to state any decision at all in which he doesn't change his mind about in less than 24 hours. Absolutely all of his life is indecision and shenanigans.
If you are to spot this butt, you mustn't believe that he believes a word he says, regardless of how real, legit and true his belief for it seems.
User avatar #85303 to #85301 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
Okay.
#85279 - arsenymous (07/14/2013) [-]
Hey guys, i'm looking for a girl who would possibly be interested in a relationship, I figured i'd ask around on here because you all seem like my kind of people. Anywho I like to draw, exercise with my recruiter, play video games, and surf the web. I'm 17 going on 18 and i'll be joining the marines soon. Let me know if you know anyone or if you want to talk.
p.s. please don't shoot my hope out of orbit
#85353 to #85279 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [-]
i feel bad for doing this, but there's no way in hell. try reddit or something
User avatar #85354 to #85353 - arsenymous (07/15/2013) [-]
I knew there wasn't, i just like to pretend i can find someone.
User avatar #85304 to #85279 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
> loveyameanish will be happy to date you since she's looking for a boyfriend.
User avatar #85351 to #85304 - loveyameanish (07/15/2013) [-]
Am I though. V good.
User avatar #85305 to #85304 - arsenymous (07/15/2013) [-]
And I assume this is a fellow funnyjunk user?
User avatar #85306 to #85305 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
Yes, or you might want to hook up with nim.. I know lots of girls.

OH there's also FJcookie she's 16
User avatar #85310 to #85306 - nim (07/15/2013) [-]
fuck you birds.
User avatar #85317 to #85310 - arsenymous (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm going to assume that he gave me your name in ill will
User avatar #85312 to #85310 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
Yes please <3
User avatar #85313 to #85312 - nim (07/15/2013) [-]
okibby
User avatar #85308 to #85306 - infamoustrapper (07/15/2013) [-]
I want to fuck her
User avatar #85311 to #85308 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
You might want to fuck brayboy
User avatar #85314 to #85311 - BrayBoy (07/15/2013) [-]
Im up for it
User avatar #85307 to #85306 - arsenymous (07/15/2013) [-]
well if i had a choice i would ask for someone as old as me or above, and a vivid internet browser.
User avatar #85309 to #85307 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
They're all browsing the internet a lot.
In fact i'm talking to them right now.
User avatar #85295 to #85279 - davvi (07/14/2013) [-]
sounds quite desperate, just saying.
if you've got to try find someone online at least try a dating site
User avatar #85296 to #85295 - arsenymous (07/14/2013) [-]
dude come on, have you ever even been to a dating site? I came here because funnyjunk has people like me that will treat me in a kind and friendly way,.
User avatar #85297 to #85296 - davvi (07/14/2013) [-]
no, to be honest i wasn't ever
User avatar #85298 to #85297 - arsenymous (07/14/2013) [-]
They just ask you a bunch of questions about yourself and after they ware you down they pull up the payment list.
#85281 to #85279 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
haha, autist fag
User avatar #85283 to #85281 - arsenymous (07/14/2013) [-]
log in and say that bitch
User avatar #85287 to #85283 - infamoustrapper (07/14/2013) [-]
haha, autist fag
User avatar #85294 to #85287 - arsenymous (07/14/2013) [-]
wouldn't it be autistic?
User avatar #85292 to #85287 - arsenymous (07/14/2013) [-]
well i was already logged in so you got me there
#85286 to #85283 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
dont get your fedora in a bunch bro
User avatar #85280 to #85279 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/14/2013) [-]
East Coat or West Coast? Age?
User avatar #85284 to #85280 - arsenymous (07/14/2013) [-]
east coast, 17 male. gpa: 3.7
#85291 to #85284 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
>gpa under 4.0
>expects to get dis juicy pussy

don't suck any dick under a 4.0 with a full payed scholarship, sorry
User avatar #85293 to #85291 - arsenymous (07/14/2013) [-]
I knew i shoulda studied
User avatar #85289 to #85284 - infamoustrapper (07/14/2013) [-]
lol random gpa in there

not impressed
#85288 to #85284 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/14/2013) [-]
See you in MCRD.   
   
side note, Can't help you mang, sorry.   
   
Just wanted to see which bootcamp you'd go to.
See you in MCRD.

side note, Can't help you mang, sorry.

Just wanted to see which bootcamp you'd go to.
User avatar #85268 - grieze (07/14/2013) [-]
Yo does anyone hear want to play some GTA 4 party mode or what ever mode on PS3?
my PSN is M4GN3SS1U3M
User avatar #85257 - justbeingcool (07/14/2013) [-]
Hey, anyone from Newcastle in England here
User avatar #85277 to #85257 - haydn (07/14/2013) [-]
u geordie cunt manc lad here wot u sayin
User avatar #85278 to #85277 - justbeingcool (07/14/2013) [-]
yeahh im don't do the football thing
User avatar #85269 to #85257 - epicextreme (07/14/2013) [-]
Carlisle about an hours drive away
User avatar #85270 to #85269 - justbeingcool (07/14/2013) [-]
hello not so close neighbour
User avatar #85271 to #85270 - epicextreme (07/14/2013) [-]
been to the metro centre much?
User avatar #85273 to #85272 - epicextreme (07/14/2013) [-]
excellant. ever been to carlisle? the lanes n stuff?
User avatar #85274 to #85273 - justbeingcool (07/14/2013) [-]
once i went to Carlisle but i can not remember it because i was tiny
User avatar #85275 to #85274 - epicextreme (07/14/2013) [-]
ah, i allways go to metro for christmas shopping its easy one stop stuff and im going in 2 weeks just cause
User avatar #85276 to #85275 - justbeingcool (07/14/2013) [-]
its a nice place but its allways crowded
#85253 - fukkengoku (07/14/2013) [-]
Like my page, guys!
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