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#99980 - anon id: f8774165
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(11/24/2013) [-]
***roll user***
User avatar #99985 to #99980 - finblob
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*roll person who uses funnyjunk*
User avatar #99986 to #99985 - finblob
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wtf hax
User avatar #99977 - shadowmaul
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How do you roll images or people?
User avatar #99987 to #99977 - birdss
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"roll user" and "roll picture"

Replace the " with a *
User avatar #99976 - huntergriff
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(11/24/2013) [-]
Anyone remember that smiley from earlier this year? That really annoying one that was spammed?
User avatar #99997 to #99976 - ljxjlos
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( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #100005 to #99997 - huntergriff
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thank you.
User avatar #99994 to #99976 - huntergriff
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Not that one, the other one, it was like a smiley face that was complicated. had the parentheses making up the sides of the face.
User avatar #100004 to #99994 - legendaryhero
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Lenny?
User avatar #99993 to #99976 - birdss
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No
User avatar #99990 to #99976 - teoberry
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nope.
#99982 to #99976 - finblob
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User avatar #99975 - unncommon
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Okay you guys my eyes are watering up what the fuck.
Dog cries on grave for its' owner :(
User avatar #99991 to #99975 - zombifier
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I'm guessing the dog has heartworms and isn't being treated
User avatar #99965 - thedesignerisdead
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I need help finding a youtube video. Its been bothering me for months now, Its a cartoon called "_____ parasite" I cant remember the blank, but I know its a male's name. The cartoon has guy trying to get high and its very quirky and has the animation style of "Courage the Cowardly Dog" . help?
User avatar #99963 - finblob
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So my friend knows someone called Kopo and I photoshopped her face onto the Monkey mascot for Coco Pops and labeled it Kopo Pops.
He posted it on Facebook and he got banned from posting for racism.
#99961 - anon id: ae0f6a87
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So after seeking some nostalgia today I came across my old roblox account. Holy shit everyone is a faggot these days. Try to build a space station and these bitches throw ducks at me.
#100000 to #99961 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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Those mother fuckers!
#100013 to #100000 - teoberry
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omg get
User avatar #100015 to #100013 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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Makes me wish I said something less sarcastic.
User avatar #99951 - unncommon
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(11/23/2013) [-]
Girls be honest:
What type of hands do you prefer? Rough? Soft? Something in between? Manicured? Big? Small? What and why?
User avatar #99960 to #99951 - austoboyko
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Im not a girl, but whenever girls touch my hands they say they like how rough they are. Strong grips and rough skin is a common pattern to girls i talk to.
User avatar #99967 to #99960 - silverzepher
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Corn Huskers Lotion
User avatar #99956 to #99951 - loveyameanish
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I really don't think hands matter all that much to girls. But personally, if I had to, I'd go with big hands. Not massive gorilla hands, but y'know, strong.
User avatar #99989 to #99956 - birdss
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You'd love my hands faggot. I might be a midget but I have strong big hands.
And you know what they say about big strong hands...
They have a tiny penis.
User avatar #100075 to #99989 - loveyameanish
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Beautiful. Thank you birdss. Marry me pls.
User avatar #99958 to #99956 - unncommon
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I ask because there's been times where girls have took my hands and held them and observed them and shit so I was curious.
#99954 to #99951 - anon id: 2b79913f
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Paws....
#99955 to #99954 - anon id: bb534dc5
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yiff in hell furfag
#99959 to #99955 - anon id: 2b79913f
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I don't know what any of that means.
#100001 to #99959 - anon id: acfedff7
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I'm anonymous so people i'm afraid that people wont like what I say and say mean things to me and hurt my feelings.
User avatar #99936 - finblob
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Anyone here like Eragon?
#99998 to #99936 - gmarrox
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It's my favorite book series. Movie was utter garbage though. Games were hit and miss.
#99979 to #99936 - anon id: ae0f6a87
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Yeah it was great. When I as 9.
User avatar #99968 to #99936 - silverzepher
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yes, and i am still living off of the next books rumors
User avatar #99953 to #99936 - jari
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I like Aragorn, but I still have to read the books
#99943 to #99936 - octaviano
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Oh god yes.   
   
I love it. 9/10
Oh god yes.

I love it. 9/10
User avatar #99938 to #99936 - percioz
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(11/23/2013) [-]
Yeah! Movie was super!
User avatar #99939 to #99938 - finblob
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I only watched the start, I loved the books though.
User avatar #99940 to #99939 - percioz
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It's a joke because the movie was horrid compared to the books.
User avatar #99942 to #99940 - finblob
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Yeah, I was gonna say it sucked. (That's why I didn't watch it all..)

Books are amazing tho.
User avatar #99941 to #99940 - anonmos
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thank you
User avatar #99944 to #99941 - percioz
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Babe, where you at nigg
User avatar #99931 - afjhahsdsl
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Hey guys. Can anyone give me that because with Morgan Freeman where is finger is up his nose?
User avatar #99957 to #99931 - loveyameanish
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I'm loling, that sentence was amazing.
#99948 to #99931 - acidjunk
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Oh my god this sentence
User avatar #99935 to #99931 - desdemona
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Hey can you sentence please?
User avatar #99946 to #99935 - afjhahsdsl
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What the hell did I just type.
User avatar #99947 to #99946 - afjhahsdsl
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That's gotta be like a double Freudian slip. Because I was thinking about 3 ways I could write the sentence. I'm apologize.
#99949 to #99947 - afjhahsdsl
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"I'm apologize"
User avatar #99926 - connorjay
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Hey guys,

My dad turns 50 in January, and I have no idea what to get him.
I tried getting 6 nations or footballs (Man UTD) tickets but all are sold out are terrible seats...

I am tempted by getting him an "Experience" thing with driving a ferrari but again, I'm unsure.
User avatar #99952 to #99926 - DCat
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Get him those really big playing cards. It'd be funny.
User avatar #99927 to #99926 - connorjay
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(11/23/2013) [-]
The supercar driving experience is only for 12 miles, which is shit..
#99937 to #99927 - awkwardjew
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If he likes driving, you could see about going to Germany and the Nurburgring? get a few laps round there might be able to rent a car?
#99924 - uptightmonkey
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User avatar #99921 - huntergriff
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(11/23/2013) [-]
**huntergriff rolled user gingebro **
I SUMMON THEE
User avatar #99950 to #99921 - gingebro
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(11/23/2013) [-]
my name is griffen or griff for short
User avatar #99916 - jeffklok
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Does anyone remember when we used to have a tinychat room, where people used to come and have a good laugh with each other and the mods werent dicks? rather than banning every fucker? Thor i miss the old days.
User avatar #99929 to #99916 - TheseChocodiles
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Are you talking about the funnyjunkies one?
User avatar #100002 to #99929 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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^ my exact question.
User avatar #99964 to #99929 - alexanderburns
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(11/23/2013) [-]
junkheads
#99925 to #99916 - anon id: ff3aa893
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(11/23/2013) [-]
get a life faget
User avatar #99922 to #99916 - birdss
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Yes, What misticalz said.
User avatar #99917 to #99916 - misticalz
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Yeah but if you're not one of those people who founded the tinychat room they wouldn't even talk to you.
User avatar #99962 to #99917 - alexanderburns
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I didn't talk to them the time I joined.
#99913 - anon id: ae0f6a87
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(11/23/2013) [-]
Does anyone remember when we didn't obsess over thumbs and competing with each other?r We just had fun and laughed. Is it just me? Have I been here too long? Will I last forever? I have to. Remember: You're here forever.
User avatar #99879 - kaosminett
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(11/22/2013) [-]
ladies and gentlemen good evening
#99890 to #99879 - awkwardjew
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You forgot animals.
#99891 to #99890 - anon id: 19fcc220
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(11/23/2013) [-]
like you, mr. buttplug eater
#99892 to #99891 - awkwardjew
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I'll have you know it tasted awesome.
#99893 to #99892 - anon id: 19fcc220
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sign in n say that like a man
#99894 to #99893 - awkwardjew
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Ehh, I am? You're the anon here.
#99895 to #99894 - anon id: 19fcc220
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ThatsTheJoke.png
#99896 to #99895 - awkwardjew
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#99897 to #99896 - anon id: 19fcc220
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you really are an awkwardjew aren't you?



one of these days, i'm gonna accidentally post without posting as an anon and all this will no longer entertain me cause i fucked up
#99898 to #99897 - awkwardjew
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Nah I'm a confidante Buddhist in real life. Also mfw you fuck up one time and don't post as anon.
#99902 to #99898 - anon id: 19fcc220
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it will be a cold day in hell when that happens.
User avatar #99899 to #99898 - kaosminett
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what have i started
#99900 to #99899 - awkwardjew
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Blame the anon.....
User avatar #99901 to #99900 - kaosminett
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i WILL
i WILL blame the anon
fucking anons!
#99903 to #99901 - anon id: 19fcc220
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Comment Picture
#99905 to #99903 - awkwardjew
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I'll write a harsh letter to your parents. I'm not prepared to take my top off
#99906 to #99905 - anon id: 19fcc220
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why must you strain or relationship? i thought we were really starting to get to know eachother too, and then you go and threaten me like that
#99907 to #99906 - awkwardjew
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Sorry but how else were you to learn you can just post Randy Marsh gif's without any retaliation?
#99908 to #99907 - anon id: 19fcc220
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but i said that to the other guy, not you
#99909 to #99908 - awkwardjew
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(11/23/2013) [-]
Well I think know when I'm not wanted. I thought it was an open reply kinda thing
User avatar #99904 to #99903 - kaosminett
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THIS ISN'T AMURRICA

not where i am anyway
#99868 - awkwardjew
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(11/22/2013) [-]
Just got given this wee chocolate fucker, anyone wanna caption it?
#99912 to #99868 - anon id: ff3aa893
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(11/23/2013) [-]
I usually go down chimneys




I'm going through a different tight opening tonight
#99911 to #99868 - alstorp
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#99875 to #99868 - maddboiy
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#99871 to #99868 - anon id: ff3aa893
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looks lik a buttplug
#99872 to #99871 - awkwardjew
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Well, I guess you know more about buttplugs than me, cause I started eating this one.
#99874 to #99872 - anon id: 19fcc220
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you're eating a buttplug?
#99876 to #99874 - awkwardjew
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According to the information you have just given me yes, I am.....It was brown and I thought it was christmas chocolate
#99861 - goldendarknessx
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User avatar #99858 - caocao
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Haven't been here for a weekhad work to do , has funnyjunk gotten any better in that time?
User avatar #99914 to #99858 - huntergriff
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Addy left.
#99884 to #99858 - anon id: ae0f6a87
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Virtually everyone stopped feeding the trolls, and so they have been less annoying due to familiarity. I have to say, Admin's experiment with the comments might have crashed and burnt, but it turned out great IMO.
User avatar #99866 to #99858 - DCat
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This place doesn't get better. It just changes.
User avatar #99969 to #99866 - silverzepher
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goes through "fads"