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#98928 - finblob
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(11/10/2013) [-]
my foots burning lol
#98920 - joethebeast
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(11/10/2013) [-]
I don't usually come on here to talk about stuff, but nobodies around right now, so what the hell. i just feel sick to my stomach from missing my GF so much, our schedules don't agree sometimes and this is one of those days. we are both in college and she is going for CNA and the next few weeks she will be super damn busy, and i just miss her so damn much. shes the kind of girl that makes your heart skip a beat when you see her smile, the kind of girl that when you are with her time just seems to slow down, she makes me forget about all my worries, i just love her so much, and on days like this where she is at work or school and i'm sitting at home alone, it's nearly unbearable. she lives and works about 35 or 40 minutes away, and her parents are really weird about guys, so i can't exactly just go up there whenever i want, also cause i work in like a half hour too. but damn it, i miss her, shes just that girl that you know you want to be with forever, you just look at her and know. i wish more than anything that she and i could go get an apartment together soon, even though we realistically can't for like a year or so at best i just can't stand being away from her. just wanted to get that off my chest, not trying to complain, i just feel homesick in a "i miss my girlfriend a fuck-ton" kind of way
#98939 to #98920 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account**
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(11/10/2013) [-]
I would help you if I could so all I can say is you probably came to one of the worst places possible for a serious answer.
#98962 to #98939 - joethebeast
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(11/11/2013) [-]
hahaha, i know, i just wanted to say it somewhere, and the Internets a cruel bitch everywhere, i was hoping someone would have something funny to say to cheer me up is all
#98937 to #98920 - anon
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(11/10/2013) [-]
tie her up and keep her locked in your basement so she cant leave
#98926 to #98920 - birdss
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(11/10/2013) [-]
Meanwhile she's engaging in Gangbangs in her dorm.
#98964 to #98926 - joethebeast
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(11/11/2013) [-]
hahaha, nope, we go to community college and her parents are kind of dicks and don't like her staying out late and stuff, so it's kind of peace of mind for me, cause i know for a fact shes either at work, CNA class, or home, but i appreciate your efforts to rustle my jimmies
hahaha, nope, we go to community college and her parents are kind of dicks and don't like her staying out late and stuff, so it's kind of peace of mind for me, cause i know for a fact shes either at work, CNA class, or home, but i appreciate your efforts to rustle my jimmies
#98967 to #98964 - birdss
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(11/11/2013) [-]
I can't even remember I wrote that, geez.
but hey you never know college is where things happen ahah.
you're lucky that you know where she is, and that you can trust her.
#98922 to #98920 - TheseChocodiles
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(11/10/2013) [-]
i cant relate at all
i have absolutely no sympathy
i didnt like reading that

lol honesty

#98965 to #98922 - joethebeast
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(11/11/2013) [-]
well, thanks for responding anyways, i just felt like shit earlier and just needed something to distract me, hope you had a better day than me and here's some funny for your travels
well, thanks for responding anyways, i just felt like shit earlier and just needed something to distract me, hope you had a better day than me and here's some funny for your travels
#98966 to #98965 - TheseChocodiles
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(11/11/2013) [-]
aw
#98948 to #98922 - dusters
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(11/10/2013) [-]
I know why you didn't like reading it. You know it too (:
#98953 to #98948 - TheseChocodiles
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(11/10/2013) [-]
i feel like i knew you would come out of the shadows somewhere and just make sure i didnt forget that.

thank you so much
#98954 to #98953 - dusters
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Oh well not my fault if you make it so easy!
#98957 to #98954 - TheseChocodiles
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(11/11/2013) [-]
this is your fault i blame you
#98958 to #98957 - dusters
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Wow wow wow, slow down there. Slut.
#98956 to #98954 - TheseChocodiles
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(11/11/2013) [-]
jesus christ im even making paul jokes at myself
#98955 to #98954 - TheseChocodiles
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(11/11/2013) [-]
that's probably what paul thought too
#98924 to #98922 - aherorising
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(11/10/2013) [-]
let him have his loverant outlet. isn't hurting you now is it?
#98961 to #98924 - TheseChocodiles
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(11/11/2013) [-]
yeah but it was a bit much, get a diary thats what i do
#98914 - thisistheguy
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(11/10/2013) [-]
Down by the Seaside-Led Zeppelin
What are some songs like this? I always played this song while playing pool in my basement and it was a good time.
#98911 - freespeech
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(11/10/2013) [-]
Korben Meets Ruby Rhod - The Fifth Element (6/8) Movie CLIP (1997) HD
This scene messed me up as a child.
#98897 - rplix
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(11/10/2013) [-]
I lost my gun virginity today.
#98921 to #98897 - iwanttousenumbers
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(11/10/2013) [-]
I did that once
#98910 to #98897 - TheseChocodiles
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(11/10/2013) [-]
same
#98898 to #98897 - stafeezy
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(11/10/2013) [-]
u pushed a gun up your ass?
#98908 to #98898 - rplix
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(11/10/2013) [-]
yes
#98909 to #98908 - stafeezy
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(11/10/2013) [-]
congrats
#98895 - brokenmemories **User deleted account**
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(11/10/2013) [-]
got asked if I knew where to find depends today
of course I do right at my work sad bowels person
#98894 - acidjunk
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#98888 - tenthdivine
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(11/10/2013) [-]
Do you think they made jokes about The Hindenburg or The Titanic like we have about 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina and such?
#98891 to #98888 - anon
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(11/10/2013) [-]
Probably not for the hindenburg anyways cause there isn't that much you can come up with for them
#98893 to #98891 - tenthdivine
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(11/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, that and the internet wasn't around during that time period and that's where 99% of the jokes we have now are spread.

just realised my post ended in quads, do I win?
#98890 to #98884 - gmarrox
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(11/10/2013) [-]
wat
#98892 to #98890 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
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(11/10/2013) [-]
This is the story of my Great White Buffalo
#98912 to #98892 - freespeech
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(11/10/2013) [-]
If anyone doesnt know what the Great White Buffalo is, it basically means the one that got away, or your first love.
#98883 - mikuchu
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#98969 to #98883 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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#98938 to #98883 - anon
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(11/10/2013) [-]
best way to get over shyness and awkwardness is always to post on the internet
#98925 to #98883 - birdss
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(11/10/2013) [-]
bye again.
#98918 to #98883 - aherorising
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(11/10/2013) [-]
you're pretty cute. have fun hiding under your bed
you're pretty cute. have fun hiding under your bed
#98916 to #98883 - jari
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(11/10/2013) [-]
omg ur so beautiful
#98915 to #98883 - unitedabominations
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(11/10/2013) [-]
This image has expired
inb4 500 friend requests and beta messages saying "omg ur so beautiful"
#98905 to #98883 - gmarrox
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(11/10/2013) [-]
How old are you?
#98906 to #98905 - mikuchu
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#98907 to #98906 - gmarrox
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(11/10/2013) [-]
That's about what I'd have guessed.
#98896 to #98883 - acidjunk
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(11/10/2013) [-]
Dayum
#98886 to #98883 - tenthdivine
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(11/10/2013) [-]
You totally have Kirk Hammett's hair, kickass bro
#98887 to #98886 - mikuchu
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#98881 - awkwardjew
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(11/10/2013) [-]
Anyone know where to get some good phone cases? I'm envious of all these awesome iphone cases I keep seeing however I have a Sony Xperia -__- anyone?
#98936 to #98881 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account**
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(11/10/2013) [-]
I've gotten some cool ones from Amazon
#98882 to #98881 - DCat
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(11/10/2013) [-]
Otterbox has some alright ones. Kinda expensive maybe it's just me , but they get the job done. Out of the dozens of times I've dropped my phone using an Otterbox, it still does as advertised. No cracks, scratches, or anything of the sort.

Just don't get the commuter case if you're getting Otterbox. They're not so great
#98984 to #98882 - qwertykon
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(11/11/2013) [-]
I have had the same Otter box commuter case for almost 2 years now, and it's worked very well. I've dropped my phone dozens of time, and even inadvertently threw it at a wall, and it has no cracks, scratches or anything. In my experience, it's a pretty great case.
#98994 to #98984 - DCat
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Well, maybe mine was just faulty. Dirt kept getting under the protective screen.
#99017 to #98994 - qwertykon
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Ah, yeah, The screen was a piece of garbage. I got rid of it, but the case is very good, however.
#98919 to #98882 - awkwardjew
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(11/10/2013) [-]
Sadly no sony covers
#98861 - brokenmemories **User deleted account**
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(11/09/2013) [-]
I...I'm just going to lay down for a bit
#98917 to #98861 - jari
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#98870 to #98861 - percioz
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(11/09/2013) [-]
Good for you
#98853 - finblob
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(11/09/2013) [-]
I thought Juggalos were male prostitutes, turns out they're some clown people or something.
So what did you learn today?
#98871 to #98853 - percioz
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(11/09/2013) [-]
I can't finish a cigarette anymore because I feel so repulsive and it makes me want to kill myself.
#98873 to #98871 - finblob
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(11/09/2013) [-]
A finblob a day keeps the cigarettes away.
#98860 to #98853 - brokenmemories **User deleted account**
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(11/09/2013) [-]
Juggalos are very old news
#98850 - anon
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#98968 to #98850 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Jungle fever mode activated. Target located. Request permission to engage.
#98876 to #98850 - anon
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(11/09/2013) [-]
tfw no qt3.14 black gf wif freckles & short hair
#98867 to #98850 - ariscorp
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(11/09/2013) [-]
freckles
#98845 - skiff
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(11/09/2013) [-]
Y'know, if I ever have a child, it'll probably have downs syndrome knowing how lucky I am.
#98848 to #98845 - DCat
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(11/09/2013) [-]
At least you'll get a chuckle whenever you tell them to "Get downs off of that!"

I would anyways.
#98849 to #98848 - skiff
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(11/09/2013) [-]
Oh you.
#98841 - brokenmemories **User deleted account**
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(11/09/2013) [-]
I think we got some oddballs in here right now
#98839 - brokenmemories **User deleted account**
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(11/09/2013) [-]
**brokenmemories rolled user hernes **
I hope I get murrlogic
#98835 - braggaboom ONLINE
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(11/09/2013) [-]
During no-fap november...

Everything slowly begins to remind you of lewd things, eventually everything.
#98889 to #98835 - tenthdivine
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(11/10/2013) [-]
I lasted 2 days, I didn't shave for 8 days though!
#98872 to #98835 - percioz
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(11/09/2013) [-]
nofap-entire-year
#98877 to #98872 - braggaboom ONLINE
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(11/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#98943 to #98877 - percioz
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(11/10/2013) [-]
What are you? Scared?
#98950 to #98943 - braggaboom ONLINE
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(11/10/2013) [-]
Not at all.
I don't fear the impossible.
#99392 to #98950 - percioz
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(11/15/2013) [-]
It's not. Trust me
#99393 to #99392 - braggaboom ONLINE
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(11/15/2013) [-]
Speak for yourself, It was for me.
#99394 to #99393 - percioz
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(11/15/2013) [-]
2012, 2013, up for 2014
#99396 to #99394 - braggaboom ONLINE
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(11/15/2013) [-]
Dang man.
#98854 to #98835 - finblob
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(11/09/2013) [-]
>mfw I've fapped twice a day for this entire November.

It feels good.


Sooooo... goooooood.
*definitely not trying to make you want to fap*
#98951 to #98854 - braggaboom ONLINE
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(11/10/2013) [-]
how dare you.
how dare you.
#98842 to #98835 - TITTYFISH
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(11/09/2013) [-]
It's a hard November
#98836 to #98835 - awesomerninjathing
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(11/09/2013) [-]
fuck not fapping, I'm not shaving

Then again I fap every friday and I didn't get the chance to today so I'm not going to
#98786 - kaycie
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(11/08/2013) [-]
jw, what celebrities do you guys like that are considered 'ugly'?

or what celebs that are considered hot do you think are ugly?

I'll start
I have the biggest crush on Michael Shannon atm
#98843 to #98786 - anonymoose
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(11/09/2013) [-]
Moe Szyslak was based off of Rich Hall, so gonna say Rich Hall here.
#98837 to #98786 - TheseChocodiles
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(11/09/2013) [-]
i think Q from impractical jokers is really quite attractive but his humour probably has something to do with it
#98824 to #98786 - erpee
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(11/08/2013) [-]
Dafoe is love, Dafoe is life
#98814 to #98786 - roliga
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(11/08/2013) [-]
I'd do Chris Costa
#98813 to #98786 - DCat
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(11/08/2013) [-]
I don't really mind the other celebrities appearance that much, but this one just pisses me off. She has the whole snotty look to her and it irritates me to the point of internally screaming
#98880 to #98813 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account**
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(11/10/2013) [-]
Granted she's way too young for me....give her a few years and goddamn. Sorry I disagree haha

but I don't go all goo goo over her like a lot of internet folks do. I just think she's really cute
#98826 to #98813 - anonmos
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(11/08/2013) [-]
I fucking love Chloe Moretz
#98834 to #98826 - DCat
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(11/09/2013) [-]
And a lot of other people on /b/ do too. It's ridiculous how much they praise her.

But, to each his own I guess
#98817 to #98813 - anon
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(11/08/2013) [-]
queer
#98833 to #98817 - DCat
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(11/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#98812 to #98786 - desdemona
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(11/08/2013) [-]
I love Jason Bateman, I just love him
#98787 to #98786 - kaycie
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(11/08/2013) [-]
danny trejo too
#98788 to #98787 - kaycie
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(11/08/2013) [-]
sexy af
#98789 to #98788 - kaycie
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(11/08/2013) [-]
none of my girl friends think Jay Baruchel is hot
#98790 to #98789 - kaycie
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(11/08/2013) [-]
and idk if people think Danny McBride is ugly, but I don't think he's on people top 10 lists.
I think he's so sexy!

actually, out of everyone from the movie This Is The End I think James Franco and Jonah Hill were the ugliest
#98847 to #98790 - percioz
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(11/09/2013) [-]
BUT HE'S HOLLYWOODS SWEETHEART
#98792 to #98790 - kaycie
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(11/08/2013) [-]
Crispin Glover
#98793 to #98792 - kaycie
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(11/08/2013) [-]
Jackie Earle Haley
#98794 to #98793 - kaycie
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(11/08/2013) [-]
David Hyde Pierce young or old
#98795 to #98794 - kaycie
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(11/08/2013) [-]
Cillian Murphy
#98805 to #98795 - kaycie
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(11/08/2013) [-]
also, I only went to see the dark knight because I thought the Joker looked fucking sexy (I also only watched the first batman because I wanted the back story before I saw the second one.)   
I didn't even know who heath ledger was, (and I don't think he's that good looking at all)
also, I only went to see the dark knight because I thought the Joker looked fucking sexy (I also only watched the first batman because I wanted the back story before I saw the second one.)
I didn't even know who heath ledger was, (and I don't think he's that good looking at all)
#98810 to #98805 - kaycie
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(11/08/2013) [-]
alan cumming
its a plus with this hair cut, I LOVE when guys have hair like this
#98840 to #98810 - brokenmemories **User deleted account**
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(11/09/2013) [-]
wtf that dude is ugly beyond belief
#98796 to #98795 - kaycie
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(11/08/2013) [-]
as for the "hot" celebs that I don't find attractive:
Joeseph Gordon levitt
#98797 to #98796 - kaycie
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(11/08/2013) [-]
channing tatum, I never understood the appeal
#98798 to #98797 - kaycie
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(11/08/2013) [-]
fucking Zac Effron, I always thought he was gross looking, even in his better pictures
#98802 to #98798 - kaycie
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(11/08/2013) [-]
Ryan Gossling is just not good looking at all
#98855 to #98802 - finblob
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(11/09/2013) [-]
Don't you mean, Ryan Grossling?
#98804 to #98802 - BrayBoy
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(11/08/2013) [-]
I dont think hes bad looking, but I dont get why people go crazy over him.
I agree about scarlet johansson
#98799 to #98798 - kaycie
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(11/08/2013) [-]
as for girls,
scarlett Johansson is probably one the ugliest people I've ever seen!
okay so she has a big ass, her face never looks right, her lips are so huge and her mouth is crooked
the only time she looks nice is in photos that have been photoshopped to the fucking max
#98800 to #98799 - kaycie
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(11/08/2013) [-]
I think Christina Ricci has a really weird face, but I just think she's gorgeous
#98806 to #98800 - kaycie
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(11/08/2013) [-]
zooey seems like the most annoying person in the fucking world
like just your average cute weird girl, minus the cute.

especially with that "new girl" show, I don't see how anyone could find her attractive after seeing her act like that
#98807 to #98806 - kaycie
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(11/08/2013) [-]
no matter the picture or type of make up or hair, I think Lady Gaga is gorgeous.
about 30% is probably because I love everything she stands for
#98808 to #98807 - kaycie
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(11/08/2013) [-]
Jennifer Lawrence
I hate her face.
I think its her eyes.
She just has this fucking stupid look on her face all the time.
#98838 to #98808 - TITTYFISH
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(11/09/2013) [-]
"She just has this fucking stupid look on her face all the time."

This made me laugh........quite hard
#98809 to #98808 - kaycie
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(11/08/2013) [-]
Megan Fox looks like the type of person who's the biggest bitch-cool-girl
like too good for anyone.

If I were a guy I wouldn't like the angry-eyebrows pouty-face squinty(SMEYESING)-eyed fake-tanned and dyed hair look.
#98844 to #98809 - ljxjlos
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(11/09/2013) [-]
I have to agree here...I think she´s goddamn disgusting looking...hell, she does look like she´s half human, half beauty operation...

I seem to be the only guy around here (not Fj, but around where I live) who thinks so, tho.
#98803 to #98800 - kaycie
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(11/08/2013) [-]
yeah so I think that's about it

reply with yours!
Im curious
I hope I'm not the only weirdo out there D:
#98782 - godsleftleg
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