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User avatar #75864 - auesis (04/21/2013) [-]
Help!

I've moved away with a newly-built PC, and my laptop is nowhere near. That means that my multi-gigabyte reaction folder is missing :'(

Your best reaction images would be most helpful <3
User avatar #75890 to #75887 - TheseChocodiles (04/21/2013) [-]
MY NAME IS TRAVIS AND I'M THE MOONSTAR
I LIKE BEER, ITS GOOD FOR YOU.

Travis is the best.
#75883 to #75864 - Metallicock (04/21/2013) [-]
this is all I feel like posting unless you want a bunch of &quot;thanks Obama&quot; gifs
this is all I feel like posting unless you want a bunch of "thanks Obama" gifs
#75866 to #75864 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (04/21/2013) [-]
You should try the reaction images board. I'm feeling kinda nice though so I'll help you with some of mine
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User avatar #75855 - mondominiman (04/21/2013) [-]
Wish me luck FJ tomorrow i finally move out out my parents house and start on my own in a new town and job. This might be my last FJ post in awhile seeing as i don't know if the place has wifi or internet set up.
User avatar #75860 to #75855 - medewu ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Remember, take pictures of the apartment to notice any damage, and upload them some where that will leave a uploaded on XX/XX/XXXX so that way you won't have to pay for shit.
User avatar #75856 to #75855 - happypancake (04/21/2013) [-]
Oh wow, good luck! Do you want to PM me for some positivity and advice?
User avatar #75852 - stringfingerable (04/21/2013) [-]
Guys, I gotta say today was a good birthday. My brother took me to the range to shoot some shit.
User avatar #75844 - misticalz (04/21/2013) [-]
Can anyone interpret this dream I had.
User avatar #75857 to #75844 - happypancake (04/21/2013) [-]
I'll give it a damn good try. Sleepy, though, so I might have to come back to it.
User avatar #75849 to #75844 - medewu ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Yes.
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+2
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User avatar #75836 - ariscorp (04/21/2013) [-]
its still 420 somewhere on earth - www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhRWOuFx9OE#t=0m40s this is for those places.
#75839 to #75836 - boatsandhos (04/21/2013) [-]
lol wut
User avatar #75827 - nagas (04/20/2013) [-]
Anybody who have the picture of a girl holding a sodacan with her breast?
User avatar #75828 to #75827 - Timmietim ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #75829 to #75828 - nagas (04/20/2013) [-]
Can you give me it? :)
User avatar #75830 to #75829 - Timmietim ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
idunno
User avatar #75831 to #75830 - nagas (04/20/2013) [-]
pleeaaaseeeee. Be nice to me
#75832 to #75831 - Timmietim ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
lol jk
User avatar #75833 to #75832 - nagas (04/20/2013) [-]
do you have it or not?
User avatar #75834 to #75833 - Timmietim ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
maybe
#75874 to #75834 - anonmos ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
master trole
#75876 to #75874 - Timmietim ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
u le know it
User avatar #75841 to #75826 - misticalz (04/21/2013) [-]
inb4 show on TLC.
#75842 to #75841 - logickid ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
You mean this piece of shit channel is a TV show?

I hope to god your joking.
User avatar #75843 to #75842 - misticalz (04/21/2013) [-]
I never said it was
I was saying in before it gets a show on TLC.
User avatar #75845 to #75843 - logickid ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
THATS AS BAD AS IT BEING A SHOW
User avatar #75825 - tredbear (04/20/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link is my Minecraft server if you want to join
User avatar #75810 - ScottP (04/20/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who is getting annoyed at all these "Gonna' smoke weed lololol #swag" posts on Facebook today?
User avatar #75858 to #75810 - happypancake (04/21/2013) [-]
I went to my local 420 (after having quit recently - lot of self discovery and change and positivity, need to know who I am without the drug, y'know?), sober as fuck, loved every second (apart from the people I came with, they were boring as fuck and sat on the outskirts in their unsociable little circle) went to the centre of the activity and found all my true friends there in quick succession. Made some new ones, too.

Long story short, I decided to look at the clock after a period of sleep restlessness and it was bang-on 04:20. Made me smile.

People need to see 420 as a worldwide counter-culture festival (and the day police turn a blind eye), not just an excuse to go HURR DURR 420BLAZEIT, which sadly I don't think the slightly-younger-than-me generation understand. Sigh. Rant over.
User avatar #75838 to #75810 - mondominiman (04/21/2013) [-]
I have no friends who smoke weed and the ones that do don't post that and the ones that do post that I probably already have blocked.
User avatar #75816 to #75810 - infamoustrapper (04/20/2013) [-]
I honestly have no facebook posts that say that. I'm actually very surprised
#75814 to #75810 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
The only thing I'm rolling is out of bed,
and that might not even happen.
User avatar #75813 to #75810 - alexanderburns ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
You're the only one who doesn't 420-blaze-it who decided to torture himself with Facebook today.
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User avatar #75877 to #75809 - ljxjlos (04/21/2013) [-]
Who´s this? I still couldn´t afford all the books and I want to read them, before I watch the series...
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User avatar #75889 to #75884 - ljxjlos (04/21/2013) [-]
I´ve read up to volume 4, I just want to know which character he is...seeing his crown and emblem, he should be a baratheon. Renly? He looks to soft to be Stannis...
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#75873 to #75809 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
Spoiler: He's gay.
User avatar #75812 to #75809 - anonmos ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Just wait for it.
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User avatar #75806 - samxdaxman ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Hey guys. I'm in Michigan now visiting a friend with nowhere else to go. They just left me to go get a haircut and she has to work from 4-10:30. This is the last full day I'm gonna be at her house and she's gonna be gone for half the day. Whatsup with you guys?
TL;DR friend is gone for half the day, I'm bored, whatsup with y'all?
User avatar #75804 - fukkenbisharp (04/20/2013) [-]
Hey everybody I'm a retard and I'm spreading my stain of extreme stupidity
User avatar #75780 - amissingmouse (04/20/2013) [-]
Hey guys.
I've not been here for a while,
but yeah. So what's the community in the social board now? Before it was dusters, and etc.
User avatar #75859 to #75780 - happypancake (04/21/2013) [-]
Only just joined social board, what are dusters?
User avatar #75892 to #75859 - dusters ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
That would be me, hello.
User avatar #75875 to #75859 - anonmos ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Dusters is this french faggot who everyone loves and hates at the same time.
User avatar #75906 to #75875 - happypancake (04/22/2013) [-]
( Please dont hate the French, even if you hate this individual. )
User avatar #75947 to #75906 - anonmos ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Oh I don't hate the french and I don't hate pold that much either. We're just related.
User avatar #75894 to #75875 - dusters ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
<3 luv u lots bby grl !!!
User avatar #75835 to #75780 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/21/2013) [-]
I joined, much to everyone's utter disapproval.

And i'd like to think of myself as the newest one in the actual group..... idk about the board but definitely on the tinychat group.
User avatar #75803 to #75780 - TheseChocodiles (04/20/2013) [-]
I mostly just lurk
User avatar #75792 to #75780 - birdss (04/20/2013) [-]
I'M STILL HERE. eventhough you didn't mention me.
User avatar #75808 to #75792 - desdemona (04/20/2013) [-]
no 1 likes u birds
User avatar #75837 to #75808 - birdss (04/21/2013) [-]
omg noooo
User avatar #75793 to #75792 - amissingmouse (04/20/2013) [-]
Aww. I'm sorry
User avatar #75794 to #75793 - birdss (04/20/2013) [-]
Too late, I'm crying.
User avatar #75795 to #75794 - amissingmouse (04/20/2013) [-]
You'll live.
User avatar #75796 to #75795 - birdss (04/20/2013) [-]
Not if I'll kill myself.
User avatar #75797 to #75796 - amissingmouse (04/20/2013) [-]
Eh, what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.
User avatar #75798 to #75797 - birdss (04/20/2013) [-]
love me pls.
User avatar #75800 to #75799 - birdss (04/20/2013) [-]
My life is over now.
#75807 to #75800 - undyingumbrage (04/20/2013) [-]
I can love you birdss
User avatar #75790 to #75780 - infamoustrapper (04/20/2013) [-]
People keep coming in and asking that same question. That is the community now.
#75785 to #75780 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
You're a cunt
User avatar #75786 to #75785 - amissingmouse (04/20/2013) [-]
Thanks. :)
#75787 to #75786 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
Try to an hero more plox
User avatar #75788 to #75787 - amissingmouse (04/20/2013) [-]
It's very nice you're calling me a cunt. I appreciate it. :)
#75805 to #75788 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
You should work out more often tho
User avatar #75781 to #75780 - dusters ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm still here, so are all the etc.
User avatar #75782 to #75781 - amissingmouse (04/20/2013) [-]
Ahhh, okay. So where are all the etcs?
User avatar #75783 to #75782 - dusters ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
On the chat, sleeping or doing stuff irl.
User avatar #75784 to #75783 - amissingmouse (04/20/2013) [-]
fun. :)
User avatar #75779 - toxicskull (04/20/2013) [-]
www.facebook.com/pages/Finn-The-Fucking-Human/533871666664401?ref=hl
Looking for a few DJ 4DM1Ns for my page?
It's not much but it would mean something to get this page to grow into a big social media y'know ^^
User avatar #75771 - friednazi ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
ITT: Dreams you had.

The setup.

Everyone has a strange form of dementia, and it is only I and a few other people who don't have it. The victims initially come off as normal, but over time it gets worse. They start to say things that are very out of character, and sometimes act violently then resume what they were doing as if nothing had happened. Most of the world had it. Some stood motionless; some formed strange cults, gangs, groups of all kinds. Some of the able-minded took advantage of these victims. One man took over and arena and ushered the victims in. They didn't know better. Once they were in, he would have another victim get on an anti-aircraft machine gun and tear the others to shreds with it. At one point I was forced to participate in this. The victims began to get a strange appearance. At first it just looks like decay of the skin, but it was more like dried out. If you safely caught a glimpse of a victim, their skin had become so dried out that any minor movement tore the skin. Many had tears alongside of their mouths from talking, and their hands were raw. However, it seemed as if they had no self-awareness.
#75863 to #75771 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
Lately ive been having dreams about me sucking my own dick. I don't understand why.


(Note: Posting as anon cause of shame)
#75802 to #75771 - nim (04/20/2013) [-]
I've had a lot of frequent vivid, crazy dreams. Here's my favorite.    
So I'm an assassin. creeping through the streets at night being sneaky as fuck. I have to kill this guy. When I spot him I get ready for a badass air assassination. When I miss and land on the ground. I swear I actually feel the force on my chest and I feel winded. He sees me and runs like a faggot. I get up and chase him but I can't see. Wtf? Like I can't actually see where I'm going and I trip again. I am the shittiest assassin ever. Somehow I'm able to see again and I manage to track him down to a farm. There he is in the barn. The farmer is growing mushrooms. like no animals or plants, just mushrooms. So my target starts eating them. He chokes and dies. Why did I sit and wait and not kill him? Again, I am the shittiest assassin. The farmer takes the body and tuns it into fertilizer (Because that's exactly how that works) for his mushrooms. Some shit happens that I don't remember then I wake up feeling extremely tired.
I've had a lot of frequent vivid, crazy dreams. Here's my favorite.
So I'm an assassin. creeping through the streets at night being sneaky as fuck. I have to kill this guy. When I spot him I get ready for a badass air assassination. When I miss and land on the ground. I swear I actually feel the force on my chest and I feel winded. He sees me and runs like a faggot. I get up and chase him but I can't see. Wtf? Like I can't actually see where I'm going and I trip again. I am the shittiest assassin ever. Somehow I'm able to see again and I manage to track him down to a farm. There he is in the barn. The farmer is growing mushrooms. like no animals or plants, just mushrooms. So my target starts eating them. He chokes and dies. Why did I sit and wait and not kill him? Again, I am the shittiest assassin. The farmer takes the body and tuns it into fertilizer (Because that's exactly how that works) for his mushrooms. Some shit happens that I don't remember then I wake up feeling extremely tired.
#75801 to #75771 - misticalz (04/20/2013) [-]
This one time in my dream    
My friend was on the sidewalk naked and I was just standing there doing nothing.   
Then she took a pink jelly dildo out of her pussy.   
and then i had to help her do it because she couldn't for some reason.   
Then I said &quot;Ok, let's go now.&quot;   
Iunno where we were going    
but then the dream ended.
This one time in my dream
My friend was on the sidewalk naked and I was just standing there doing nothing.
Then she took a pink jelly dildo out of her pussy.
and then i had to help her do it because she couldn't for some reason.
Then I said "Ok, let's go now."
Iunno where we were going
but then the dream ended.

#75818 to #75801 - misticalz (04/20/2013) [-]
Guise what does my dream mean.
Guise what does my dream mean.
User avatar #75861 to #75818 - happypancake (04/21/2013) [-]
My personal interpretation of this is that you have sexual feelings for her, but also a very intimate and close relationship (I.e. helping her out in a time of need), and this dream was your brain's way of exploring these feelings. (This dream gave me a happy/casual feeling... correct?)
I think you woke up because you were like 'wtf brain, that's enough for tonight'

Hm, idk.
User avatar #75772 to #75771 - friednazi ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
The Story

I woke up in a house I didn't recognize. I walked down the stairs slowly then peeked around the edge of the wall. I saw someone sitting in a recliner, and I noticed it was my uncle. I came over to him and greeted him. He told me to keep my voice down and he briefed me on what's happening to the world. He told me that he and I are clear minded, but we should be careful of each other, because we do not know what causes the dementia. He told me to go load my revolver (Nagant revolver, ammo isn't common). My uncle said that if he acted violently towards me that I should shoot him. I told him I understand, and I went up the stairs to get a good look of where I am and what our situation is. I walked into the room where I woke up from, and door slammed shut violently behind me. I quickly turned around, and there was a dog sitting on the floor in front of the door. I fell down onto my back, and my vision dotted, spun, and blurred. I blacked out for a minute, but when I came to, there was no dog and the door was open. I realized I'd begun to lose my mind. I ran downstairs to check on my uncle, and he was talking to himself in the middle of the living room. I called to him and he snapped out of it, then he looked at me realizing what has happened. The doorbell rang, so we went to the window to see who it was. It was my aunt, and of course my uncle wanted to go greet her. But I could see an empty stare in her eyes, and the dried decay look around her face. I told my uncle that it is not my aunt's sould in that woman, and she is a danger. We agreed we should not let her in. She eventually went away. A while later I noticed that whenever I tried to have a conversation with my uncle, my vision would blur and spin, and I would lose control of what I was saying , although I don't remember what I was saying.
User avatar #75773 to #75772 - friednazi ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Later (I don't konw if it was days our hours), my sister and two of her friends showed up. They said they were clear-minded and looking for refuge. I told them that we must not stay here if safety is what we want. We all got in the van they had taken to get here, as well as my uncle, who is losing his mind as I am, but has yet to cause harm. We started to drive towards the countryside. On the way, one of my sisters friends noticed the outline of my revolver under my suit jacket. She said only thugs carry guns. I told her that it's for protection. I don't know why, but this stood out to me. Eventually, we ran into a long line of the mindless standing in the road. There was one man in front of them, evil looking with a grin instead of a smile. He had his rifle pointed towards our van, and although I too had a weapon, there was no way I could draw fast enough. He demanded that we get out and follow him to his arena. There he showed me his arena full of the victims, who didn't know better. He told me to get on the AA gun and kill the people. There were easily over 100 victims in there.
User avatar #75774 to #75773 - friednazi ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
t on the AA gun and kill the people. There were easily over 100 victims in there. He said if I killed them, he'd let us go. Of course I didn't want to do this, but my group said they are not people, and our well-being is at risk here. I fired at the crowd, and heard screams of terror. I guess they still had the self-awareness to know that they were being murdered. The man let us go, so we went back to driving in the countryside. We came across an abandoned castle with a large green beam coming out of it, pointing towards the sky. We decided to investigate the castle. Once we found our way in, what we saw answered all of our questions as to what is happening to people. There were 9 foot demon looking creatures walking around, summoning portals and running around looking scared...panicked really. One of them noticed our group and told us to come over by him. We were scared but had no other choice. The demon said that the dementia was of their doing. He explained it was through an accident. He said that they are from a different plane of existence, and they did not mean to come here. He said that everything from their world of existence is corrosive and will decay what touches it, but that is normal to them, just as we touch things and don't expect to decay from it.
User avatar #75775 to #75774 - friednazi ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
He told me to touch a bar of special metal the had forged, so I did. My hand quickly began to rot so I pulled it back, and it regenerated. The demon said that the air from their existence is seeping into ours, drying and decaying anything that comes into contact with it. He did not know why we had a little immunity to it. He told us that in order for them to close the gate from our existence to theirs, we will have to journey to their place. They gave us all the needed tools for it, and told us to enter the portal. I guess they weren't demons, just people from a world where things are different. This is where my dreams ends.
#75776 to #75775 - rainbowderpy (04/20/2013) [-]
Good shit, man.
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User avatar #75750 - thedudeistheman (04/19/2013) [-]
Abandoned by my friends again. Ouch.
#75748 - altending (04/19/2013) [-]
anybody able to re-size this to fit 1440 by 900 for me? no?ok
#75763 to #75748 - nim (04/19/2013) [-]
1280x800 is as close as I can get.
User avatar #75821 to #75763 - altending (04/20/2013) [-]
thats alright, thanks :)
User avatar #75758 to #75748 - Timmietim ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
it would be super blurry
you'd have to find the original
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