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User avatar #85341 - infamoustrapper (07/15/2013) [-]
homos
User avatar #85316 - infamoustrapper (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm sexy and ready to fuck.

Who wants dibs?
User avatar #85344 to #85316 - misticalz (07/15/2013) [-]
**misticalz rolls 66**
User avatar #85345 to #85344 - misticalz (07/15/2013) [-]
FUUUUCK YEAAAAH
CUM 'ER U SECCKSI BOI
User avatar #85321 to #85316 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
**birdss rolls 62**
Dubs and I shall sex you, If I don't roll dubs then Dusters will sex you.
User avatar #85324 to #85321 - percioz (07/15/2013) [-]
**percioz rolls 060**
Trips and nim will do it for a year
User avatar #85329 to #85324 - nim (07/15/2013) [-]
thank god
User avatar #85332 to #85329 - infamoustrapper (07/15/2013) [-]
rude. I'm hot stuff.

davvi, vouch for me
User avatar #85362 to #85332 - misticalz (07/15/2013) [-]
2true
nim u missing out tho.
User avatar #85331 to #85329 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
**birdss rolls 321** trips and I will sexually pleasure you for a lifetime
User avatar #85336 to #85331 - percioz (07/15/2013) [-]
**percioz rolls 352** Trips and I will pay you a first-class plane ticket to norway so you can serenade me
User avatar #85339 to #85336 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
**birdss rolls 637** trips and I will come anyway
User avatar #85340 to #85339 - percioz (07/15/2013) [-]
**percioz rolls 131,440,702** Nocs and you move here.
User avatar #85333 to #85331 - nim (07/15/2013) [-]
damn :c
User avatar #85342 to #85335 - nim (07/15/2013) [-]
</3
User avatar #85343 to #85342 - infamoustrapper (07/15/2013) [-]
Show me the carfax
User avatar #85326 to #85324 - infamoustrapper (07/15/2013) [-]
Stop rolling, faggots.
User avatar #85330 to #85326 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
**birdss rolls 6,797** Quota and I shall stop rolling
User avatar #85337 to #85334 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
yes please
User avatar #85328 to #85326 - percioz (07/15/2013) [-]
No it's good fun!!
User avatar #85323 to #85321 - infamoustrapper (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm ready for you dusters.

User avatar #85318 to #85316 - percioz (07/15/2013) [-]
**percioz rolls 60**
Dubs and I'll sacrifice myself.
User avatar #85320 to #85318 - infamoustrapper (07/15/2013) [-]
"sacrifice myself"

You make it sound like a bad thing
User avatar #85322 to #85320 - percioz (07/15/2013) [-]
Isn*t it? Oh well!
User avatar #85319 to #85318 - percioz (07/15/2013) [-]
Sorri (:
User avatar #85301 - dildoes (07/14/2013) [-]
Attention! There's a man-whore going around calling people bad for being gay, straight, acting gay, then straight and worst of all, changing his profile picture extremely often!
The indecisive liar in question is therealsuperderpy, and he needs to stop fingering himself while on the fence of absolutely everything. He has yet to state any decision at all in which he doesn't change his mind about in less than 24 hours. Absolutely all of his life is indecision and shenanigans.
If you are to spot this butt, you mustn't believe that he believes a word he says, regardless of how real, legit and true his belief for it seems.
User avatar #85303 to #85301 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
Okay.
#85279 - arsenymous (07/14/2013) [-]
Hey guys, i'm looking for a girl who would possibly be interested in a relationship, I figured i'd ask around on here because you all seem like my kind of people. Anywho I like to draw, exercise with my recruiter, play video games, and surf the web. I'm 17 going on 18 and i'll be joining the marines soon. Let me know if you know anyone or if you want to talk.
p.s. please don't shoot my hope out of orbit
#85353 to #85279 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [-]
i feel bad for doing this, but there's no way in hell. try reddit or something
User avatar #85354 to #85353 - arsenymous (07/15/2013) [-]
I knew there wasn't, i just like to pretend i can find someone.
User avatar #85304 to #85279 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
> loveyameanish will be happy to date you since she's looking for a boyfriend.
User avatar #85351 to #85304 - loveyameanish (07/15/2013) [-]
Am I though. V good.
User avatar #85305 to #85304 - arsenymous (07/15/2013) [-]
And I assume this is a fellow funnyjunk user?
User avatar #85306 to #85305 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
Yes, or you might want to hook up with nim.. I know lots of girls.

OH there's also FJcookie she's 16
User avatar #85310 to #85306 - nim (07/15/2013) [-]
fuck you birds.
User avatar #85317 to #85310 - arsenymous (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm going to assume that he gave me your name in ill will
User avatar #85312 to #85310 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
Yes please <3
User avatar #85313 to #85312 - nim (07/15/2013) [-]
okibby
User avatar #85308 to #85306 - infamoustrapper (07/15/2013) [-]
I want to fuck her
User avatar #85311 to #85308 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
You might want to fuck brayboy
User avatar #85314 to #85311 - BrayBoy (07/15/2013) [-]
Im up for it
User avatar #85307 to #85306 - arsenymous (07/15/2013) [-]
well if i had a choice i would ask for someone as old as me or above, and a vivid internet browser.
User avatar #85309 to #85307 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
They're all browsing the internet a lot.
In fact i'm talking to them right now.
User avatar #85295 to #85279 - davvi (07/14/2013) [-]
sounds quite desperate, just saying.
if you've got to try find someone online at least try a dating site
User avatar #85296 to #85295 - arsenymous (07/14/2013) [-]
dude come on, have you ever even been to a dating site? I came here because funnyjunk has people like me that will treat me in a kind and friendly way,.
User avatar #85297 to #85296 - davvi (07/14/2013) [-]
no, to be honest i wasn't ever
User avatar #85298 to #85297 - arsenymous (07/14/2013) [-]
They just ask you a bunch of questions about yourself and after they ware you down they pull up the payment list.
#85281 to #85279 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
haha, autist fag
User avatar #85283 to #85281 - arsenymous (07/14/2013) [-]
log in and say that bitch
User avatar #85287 to #85283 - infamoustrapper (07/14/2013) [-]
haha, autist fag
User avatar #85294 to #85287 - arsenymous (07/14/2013) [-]
wouldn't it be autistic?
User avatar #85292 to #85287 - arsenymous (07/14/2013) [-]
well i was already logged in so you got me there
#85286 to #85283 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
dont get your fedora in a bunch bro
User avatar #85280 to #85279 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/14/2013) [-]
East Coat or West Coast? Age?
User avatar #85284 to #85280 - arsenymous (07/14/2013) [-]
east coast, 17 male. gpa: 3.7
#85291 to #85284 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
>gpa under 4.0
>expects to get dis juicy pussy

don't suck any dick under a 4.0 with a full payed scholarship, sorry
User avatar #85293 to #85291 - arsenymous (07/14/2013) [-]
I knew i shoulda studied
User avatar #85289 to #85284 - infamoustrapper (07/14/2013) [-]
lol random gpa in there

not impressed
#85288 to #85284 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/14/2013) [-]
See you in MCRD.   
   
side note, Can't help you mang, sorry.   
   
Just wanted to see which bootcamp you'd go to.
See you in MCRD.

side note, Can't help you mang, sorry.

Just wanted to see which bootcamp you'd go to.
User avatar #85268 - grieze (07/14/2013) [-]
Yo does anyone hear want to play some GTA 4 party mode or what ever mode on PS3?
my PSN is M4GN3SS1U3M
User avatar #85257 - justbeingcool (07/14/2013) [-]
Hey, anyone from Newcastle in England here
User avatar #85277 to #85257 - haydn (07/14/2013) [-]
u geordie cunt manc lad here wot u sayin
User avatar #85278 to #85277 - justbeingcool (07/14/2013) [-]
yeahh im don't do the football thing
User avatar #85269 to #85257 - epicextreme ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
Carlisle about an hours drive away
User avatar #85270 to #85269 - justbeingcool (07/14/2013) [-]
hello not so close neighbour
User avatar #85271 to #85270 - epicextreme ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
been to the metro centre much?
User avatar #85273 to #85272 - epicextreme ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
excellant. ever been to carlisle? the lanes n stuff?
User avatar #85274 to #85273 - justbeingcool (07/14/2013) [-]
once i went to Carlisle but i can not remember it because i was tiny
User avatar #85275 to #85274 - epicextreme ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
ah, i allways go to metro for christmas shopping its easy one stop stuff and im going in 2 weeks just cause
User avatar #85276 to #85275 - justbeingcool (07/14/2013) [-]
its a nice place but its allways crowded
#85253 - fukkengoku (07/14/2013) [-]
Like my page, guys!
www.facebook.com/ukoGehT
#85251 - fukkengoku (07/14/2013) [-]
So is Phanact no longer a member or.. What?
User avatar #85254 to #85251 - desdemona (07/14/2013) [-]
Him and DJ 4DM1N have full on anal sessions so the ban is not going to be legit
#85243 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2580771/Final/

please thumb up my brothers great OC
User avatar #85285 to #85243 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/14/2013) [-]
I think I developed a tumor from reading that.

Next time, tell your brother to not take a bunch of "Le" words and rage faces, crumble them into a ball, then throw them at a fucking comic template to make content.
User avatar #85250 to #85243 - edlias (07/14/2013) [-]
Doubt it was your brother's most likely yours and that was the most disgraceful content that I've seen in the past year.
User avatar #85248 to #85243 - takeoffthathat (07/14/2013) [-]
Wasnt great :/
User avatar #85244 to #85243 - percioz (07/14/2013) [-]
That was complete and utter trash.
#85216 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
what are the three most important characteristics for somebody you would date be?
User avatar #85347 to #85216 - misticalz (07/15/2013) [-]
Has to have 40 swag points
Has to have hipster glasses
Has to YOLO at least twice a day.
#85327 to #85216 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [-]
easy to talk to, nice, good sense of humor
User avatar #85267 to #85216 - BrayBoy (07/14/2013) [-]
Sense of humor, fun to be with and attractive
User avatar #85260 to #85216 - justbeingcool (07/14/2013) [-]
not thin or muscular . sense of humor . and just a nice person
#85249 to #85216 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
tall, muscular and a bit of a badboy :3
User avatar #85245 to #85216 - EmmyGee (07/14/2013) [-]
not intimidatingly attractive, kinda chubby, funny - does not have to be attractive,
also, i quite like facial hair on my men but i'm not that bothered.
#85239 to #85216 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
Well, I guess he would have to be gay. I'm not sure If I'd date a transsexual. I'v seen some cute one's but IDK.

Who am I kidding? If it's breathing and has a penis I want it. I'm so desperate.
User avatar #85238 to #85216 - SunshineCabbage (07/14/2013) [-]
Sense of humour, not boring (like staying in eeeevery single day), and genuinely kind
User avatar #85234 to #85216 - epicextreme ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
tomboyish, shy, enjoys their own company as much as others
#85208 - kassdesu (07/14/2013) [-]
Hey, I'm in need of a new profile picture. Whoever rolls dubs decides my new profile picture...OP DOES DELIVER   
   
GIF is my current profile pic
Hey, I'm in need of a new profile picture. Whoever rolls dubs decides my new profile picture...OP DOES DELIVER

GIF is my current profile pic
User avatar #85217 to #85208 - yourdonutz (07/14/2013) [-]
**yourdonutz rolls 33**
User avatar #85237 to #85219 - kassdesu (07/14/2013) [-]
Well shit
User avatar #85214 to #85208 - jari (07/14/2013) [-]
**jari rolls 94**
#85210 to #85208 - penguinsdoingit (07/14/2013) [-]
**penguinsdoingit rolls 68**
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User avatar #85221 to #85198 - ariscorp (07/14/2013) [-]
Isn't it a shame that you're forced to look at this board? if you dont like it, don't come here, simple as that! Unless you're one of those nerds who just look for excuses to be butthurt. And also;
>Funnyjunk
>no one of value
>Implying people on fj are "of value"
lol'd
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User avatar #85223 to #85222 - ariscorp (07/14/2013) [-]
You clearly are not one of them Also, "A majority of this board are butthurt losers"; i find that quite hilarious coming from a brony. But i'm not going to engage in an argument with someone who has such a narrow mindset (or autism, either way). I do not think it is worth my time arguing with someone who is plainly stupid / trolling (again, either way).
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#85224 to #85223 - danzeebass **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #85226 to #85224 - ariscorp (07/14/2013) [-]
You see that's the thing; i, like most people on this board, dont really care (iirc you posted this a couple of days ago and no one really cared). Personally i don't care about any board on fj. But yeah, the fact that it bothers you so much that you posted here is pretty amusing. Also you're kinda throwing your 'argument' when you say cancerous things like somebodys mad. I'm 90% sure you're trolling tho.
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#85227 to #85226 - danzeebass **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #85228 to #85227 - ariscorp (07/14/2013) [-]
I wouldn't put it past someone on FJ to be so retarded, you posted here before, and got 'our reactions' then, why dont you go to vgb and say how console is better than pc, go collect their reactions.
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#85229 to #85228 - danzeebass **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #85230 to #85229 - ariscorp (07/14/2013) [-]
No offense, but it's pretty pathetic going around looking for reactions, you're like epicextreme, but far worse. regardless.
#85232 to #85230 - epicextreme ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
after reading what you two are arguing about, you both should realize that it isnt something to argue over in the first place. let alone bring others into this. And ariscorp just because someone has their own taste in something or has a different opinion to you does not make them autistic, your abuse of the word is offensive and childish. Much like my actions across you and your little tinychat thing. Stop overreacting to what danzeebass has written and just because someone visits funnyjunk does not make them worthless. if any one is in the right here it is danzeebass.
after reading what you two are arguing about, you both should realize that it isnt something to argue over in the first place. let alone bring others into this. And ariscorp just because someone has their own taste in something or has a different opinion to you does not make them autistic, your abuse of the word is offensive and childish. Much like my actions across you and your little tinychat thing. Stop overreacting to what danzeebass has written and just because someone visits funnyjunk does not make them worthless. if any one is in the right here it is danzeebass.
#85235 to #85232 - ariscorp (07/14/2013) [-]
You just goofed

1. I have no personal affiliation for anyone here (well, maybe 1 or 2 people) , i did not say that you are worthless if you come to fj, do not bent my words.

2. www.webmd.com/brain/autism/autism-symptoms (see: repetitive use of language, hint: he posted here 3 days ago, repetition.) Lack of empathy. People with autism may have difficulty understanding another person's feelings, such as pain or sorrow. (Disregarding that maybe calling everyone terrible human being might bother some people, i know now that denzeebass was just looking for a reacion, and that in fact, he is not autistic, but from what he was saying it was easy to mistake him for an autistic person.

3. If you start arguments with oldfags on tinychat, yes, you're going to be ridiculed, it's how it works. thats now the first time you've been slammed on TC, iirc.

4." just because someone has their own taste in something or has a different opinion to you does not make them autistic" i don't even... i really, just wow.

5. You still fail to see that danzeebass was joking for a reaction. i refer back to www.webmd.com/brain/autism/autism-symptoms "Difficulty understanding their listener's perspective. For example, a person with autism may not understand that someone is using humor. They may interpret the communication word for word and fail to catch the implied meaning."

AND IIIIIIIIIM DONE
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User avatar #85218 to #85198 - birdss (07/14/2013) [-]
I agree completely with you.
Congratulations on pink text.
User avatar #85220 to #85218 - bremen (07/14/2013) [-]
mfw i find that im now slightly colorblind...
That's pink? Holy shit i need to see a doctor. that looks white for me.
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User avatar #85211 to #85198 - dusters (07/14/2013) [-]
I see you managed to get pink text from DJ 4DM1N.

Good job!

I actually like you.
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User avatar #85215 to #85212 - dusters (07/14/2013) [-]
You're welcome bby boy ♥
User avatar #85199 to #85198 - desdemona (07/14/2013) [-]
You tried this a couple of days ago and no one gave a shit, you are embarrassing yourself
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User avatar #85202 to #85200 - desdemona (07/14/2013) [-]
Everyone thumbed you down because you are a faggot, not because they were butthurt.
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User avatar #85204 to #85203 - desdemona (07/14/2013) [-]
Says the brony
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User avatar #85207 to #85206 - desdemona (07/14/2013) [-]
>implying I get easily butthurt
>implying we are something more than we are
>implying being on the social board which means we are "terrible human beings" and not just regular people who enjoy this board
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User avatar #85213 to #85209 - jari (07/14/2013) [-]
>Cooking
>Cleaning
>Vaginas
#85196 - nugglet (07/14/2013) [-]
watching boondock saint come join us tinychat.com/np9in
User avatar #85190 - rokkarokkaali (07/14/2013) [-]
I want the boobs
User avatar #85180 - infamoustrapper (07/14/2013) [-]
I want the tits
User avatar #85172 - lawlfailwinepic (07/14/2013) [-]
What do you guys think of the Zimmerman Verdict?
User avatar #85171 - mistymajr (07/14/2013) [-]
NOT GUILTY WOOOOOOOO
User avatar #85179 to #85171 - birdss (07/14/2013) [-]
I think you're guilty though.
You're a weirdo.
User avatar #85431 to #85399 - birdss (07/15/2013) [-]
yes you
User avatar #85169 - infamoustrapper (07/14/2013) [-]
where are the tits
#85168 - nim (07/14/2013) [-]
I ate a pot cookie 4 hours ago and I just realized I watched 3 hours of Honey Boo Boo. I also have rainy mood running in the background to give it drama.
I ate a pot cookie 4 hours ago and I just realized I watched 3 hours of Honey Boo Boo. I also have rainy mood running in the background to give it drama.
User avatar #85181 to #85168 - percioz (07/14/2013) [-]
Sounds like something I'd do sober.
My life is a sad, sad place.
User avatar #85182 to #85181 - nim (07/14/2013) [-]
I actually believe they are an amazing family now. Showing a clear message about their positive feelings about gay rights. The family doesn't spend their money from the show on stupid things, in fact June is putting them in trust funds for her daughters. They raised thousands of dollars fundraising and donating to the needy and they still live in the same low economy home when they have more than enough to buy a new home. They are proud of who they are and promote that you are beautiful no matter what. But still people look down on them. This is society.
#85240 to #85182 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
And here I was thinking they were all retarded white trash. After watching a few episodes, I can see that TLC encourages a\them to act like that for the cameras. And they really are good people.
User avatar #85183 to #85182 - percioz (07/14/2013) [-]
Because they only film the stupid and retarded shit they do in the show so that people that watches it gets entertained. Would you watch a 45(?) minute show about a family having fundraisers for the needy etc?
User avatar #85184 to #85183 - nim (07/14/2013) [-]
I really watch the weirdest shit, You should see my recommended videos. But you have a point.
User avatar #85166 - deadinferno ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
Could someone post the picture of the kid that took his Twilight Sparkle plush to freaking dinner with him, I've been looking for it forever
#85264 to #85166 - davvi (07/14/2013) [-]
he's a cool guy and don't afraid of anything
User avatar #85266 to #85264 - deadinferno ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
Ahaaaa mah nigger delivers!
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