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#99345 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #99338 - drastronomy (11/14/2013) [-]
mfw half the school is on tinder, a dating site

imagine a face laughing, since im too lazy to find a picture/gif
#99346 to #99338 - anonymous (11/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #99341 to #99338 - DCat (11/14/2013) [-]
Speaking of dating sites, my mothers friend got a friend request on zoosk or something from my stepfather after they gotmy parents that is divorced.
User avatar #99326 - theaveragetard (11/14/2013) [-]
hey there, european here. I have a question I've been wondering about a lot of times for you americans:

Which states in the USA do you consider inhabited by Rednecks? And what's the exact definition of redneck? My idea of redneck is the generally inbred stupid toothless armed person easily entertained by stuff concerning pick ups/bulls/anything related to that kind of stuff. Is it right? what's the correct definition of a redneck and what states do they live in?
User avatar #99351 to #99326 - countrystrong (11/15/2013) [-]
There isn't really any state that is "redneck". It's kind of a way of life, not a label. Modern country music makes anybody think they are a redneck, and it is incredibly annoying. Like ithyphallophobia said, it's more people who live in rural areas. I'm one of those people, and while I may not fit the stereotypical definition of a redneck, I'm definitely not a city girl.
User avatar #99343 to #99326 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (11/14/2013) [-]
It's difficult to label an entire state as "redneck" but typically usually think of the Southern states when you bring it up.
It usually applies to people living in rural areas, not all the time though.

Lately though, I think it's necessary to explain, that there has been this shift in the culture (I blame the fan base of country artists like Luke Bryan and Blake Shelton) where people from very urban and suburban areas are calling themselves "redneck" because they slap a confederate flag on their car's bumper and wear boots all of a sudden. Which is stupid.

I'm from Missouri, a very midwestern state, and I can tell you the true rednecks are the ones living in very rural places and most importantly they don't go around constantly calling themselves rednecks. But like I said it's hard to label a whole state as redneck because even though I'm from Missouri I'm from one of the biggest cities in Missouri. I'm definitely a city boy.
#99336 to #99326 - unncommon (11/14/2013) [-]
The term "Redneck" was originally a derogatory name used to describe poor whites from the Southern parts of the United States (below the Mason-Dixon Line at a mean latitude of 39°43′20″ N) who would typically work on a farm and were referred to as "uneducated". Typically in this day-and-age you'll see Redneck refer to Southern-White Conservatives and amongst that particular group of people is used as a title of honor. They're usually hard-working, truck driving, whiskey drinking, quick-tempered, outdoors men. The younger males are usually muscular and outspoken, mostly all of them do things that they aren't legally allowed to do (drinking, smoking, fighting, and sometimes poaching). The older males usually have a "beer-gut" with angry faces from their younger years of emotional trauma from arrogance and loss and are strong from long hours of manual labor. They all talk with a "Southern accent" and hate the government (and rightfully so). Contrary to popular belief many of them are educated and very intelligent but couldn't go anywhere with it because they're usually parents by the time they're 18 or went to the military instead.
And no, there is no "Redneck States" however there are "Country" parts to mostly any state it's just more prominent in the South (where I proudly live).
Oh yeah, and anyone who runs sound saying shit like "I'm a Redneck hurr hurr" typically is a yellow-belly shit-bag who couldn't differentiate his ass from a hole in the ground and gives everyone in the South a bad name. Those who do that typically don't hunt, have never heard of Travis Tritt, think that the "Stars and Bars" is the Kentucky Battle Standard instead of the actual C.S.A. flag, and haven't worked an honest day in their life.
Questions, comments, concerns?
User avatar #99363 to #99336 - theaveragetard (11/15/2013) [-]
No questions, you explained it pretty well, thanks
User avatar #99342 to #99336 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (11/14/2013) [-]
where are you from
#99344 to #99342 - unncommon (11/14/2013) [-]
The greatest state on earth, bud.
User avatar #99335 to #99326 - alphabethsoop (11/14/2013) [-]
Anything below Virginia and most of the midwest
#99339 to #99335 - anonymous (11/14/2013) [-]
I't not a redneck

Live in Florida
#99340 to #99339 - anonymous (11/14/2013) [-]
I'm
User avatar #99334 to #99326 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (11/14/2013) [-]
Well it depends on the subject. There are RANCHERS who make their living ranchin which is like farming but with animals. THEY like bulls, horses, chickens, etc. and are usually armed and distrustful. They reside in areas with lots of land for pasture for feeding and keeping the animals. But you see ranches mostly in either dry desert regions or areas hidden in the trees. unless it's a beef farm for the state. A beef farm being where they lock thousands of cows just for slaughter and milk.

there are FARMERS who.....farm. They are usually dirty and illtempered and often prejudiced. they reside in areas of the US that can grow crops. So there are farmers in California, regon, hell just about anywhere.

Then....there are the dreaded trailer trash. They like NASCAR, are armed and ready to use said arms, toothless, slutty, gross, just.......... there are different levels but when you see american telivision depicting toothless retards drinking and fucking their sisters and such..... it's depicting trailer trash mostly. and they reside..... anywhere.... theyre like fucking cockroaches. anywhere with a fucking tralier park is home to these troglodytes.

This long informal post is here to inform you as to what most people call "Rednecks". Farmers and Ranchers are respectable hardworking people.....and trailer trash..... let's forget about them, shall we?
User avatar #99327 to #99326 - roliga (11/14/2013) [-]
There is no state full of rednecks, there are a few very small towns located deep in the woods, but no one state is just filled with them, that's an old stereotype. What I would define as a redneck is someone who lives away from big cities, is very resourceful, and is most likely is from a place like Petros, Tennessee. The stupid toothless armed person easily entertained is almost non-existent in modern day America.
User avatar #99329 to #99327 - theaveragetard (11/14/2013) [-]
Alright! Thanks for updating my idea of rednecks
User avatar #99319 - mcniggertoast (11/14/2013) [-]
hey guys, im doing a science project about Alternating current and induction and electromagnetic induction, if any of you guys know something about this topic, please do share, or if you know any relevant sorces/sites please do link
#KæmpeFedPik
Thank you
#99337 to #99319 - awkwardjew (11/14/2013) [-]
Electromagnetic induction, if I'm right, is just a coil moving within a magnetic field which then induces a current in to the system or output. I believe....maybe...pretty sure.
User avatar #99320 to #99319 - unncommon (11/14/2013) [-]
I once smoked a lot of weed and destroyed a toaster with a hammer if that helps at all.
User avatar #99321 to #99320 - mcniggertoast (11/14/2013) [-]
thanks man, gonna use this
#99309 - unncommon (11/14/2013) [-]
One day Bubba dies in a fire and goes to the mortician. So to identify the body the mortician calls in Bubba's two best friend, Jeff and Donald. First one that gets there is Jeff and when the mortician pulls the sheet off of Bubba, Jeff says "Yep, his face is burnt over pretty badly. Turn him over." So the mortician turns over the body and Jeff says "Nope, that's not Bubba."
Puzzled the mortician calls in Donald asking him to identify the body. Donald gets in, looks at the body and says "Wow, his face is burnt pretty bad. Turn him over." So the mortician does and after he turned him over Donald says "Nope that's not Bubba."
Astonished at the way that they knew that it wasn't Bubba he stopped Donald just before he could leave and asked him "How did you know that this isn't Bubba?" Donald replied "Well, Bubba had two assholes." The mortician questioned "Bubba had two assholes?" Donald said "Yep, every time that him Jeff and I went into town we'd always hear people say 'There's Bubba, with the two assholes.'"
User avatar #99310 to #99309 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (11/14/2013) [-]
I like the "Police dog with the two assholes" joke better.

But I still smiled. Thank you.
#99304 - awkwardjew (11/14/2013) [-]
This painting is in my college library, I have no idea what it's about, someone figure it out or make up a story for it.
User avatar #99328 to #99304 - roliga (11/14/2013) [-]
Hm well considering an Art major probably made it I'm going to assume it's somehow a reflection of how that degree will never get them a job past Starbucks.
User avatar #99293 - giraffodil (11/14/2013) [-]
Anyone wanna be friends? I don't have any friends on here yet.
#99308 to #99293 - unncommon (11/14/2013) [-]
Sure, if you can tell me what a '6.9' is?
Sure, if you can tell me what a '6.9' is?
User avatar #99325 to #99308 - connorjay (11/14/2013) [-]
a bit of fun stopped by a period..
User avatar #99294 to #99293 - wydell (11/14/2013) [-]
im a loner here too
User avatar #99290 - thisistheguy (11/14/2013) [-]
Some funny comedies anywhere from late 90's to mid 2000's? Honestly anything before all the Apatow movies came out like Knocked Up still like them just saw them too many times at the moment . Something like Rat Race or Super Troopers or Out Cold.
User avatar #99312 to #99290 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (11/14/2013) [-]
Mitch Hedberg.

Funny in a burnt out druggy way.
User avatar #99300 to #99290 - birdss (11/14/2013) [-]
Thesechocodiles her birth in the 90's was pretty funny.
User avatar #99311 to #99300 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (11/14/2013) [-]
Until her tragic overdose.
User avatar #99331 to #99311 - TheseChocodiles (11/14/2013) [-]
you can't overdose on sass
User avatar #99333 to #99331 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (11/14/2013) [-]
But you certainly try. And that's your redeeming quality
User avatar #99296 to #99290 - TheseChocodiles (11/14/2013) [-]
Bill Hicks is pretty good
User avatar #99288 - xxmemesxx (11/14/2013) [-]
>sokal boat
whaot owiii aaaaaaaFUCK FUCK FUCK
#99275 - xxmemesxx (11/14/2013) [-]
fucking lel
there's a social board

this isn't being social you fucking shut ins
go outside and actually talk to people
that's when it's considered being social

jesus christ.
User avatar #99313 to #99275 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (11/14/2013) [-]
Wait.... there's another way!?!?!?
User avatar #99301 to #99275 - birdss (11/14/2013) [-]
nipples.
User avatar #99297 to #99275 - TheseChocodiles (11/14/2013) [-]
no im scared of social situations and my dad makes me eat dog food if i leave the house bye
#99286 to #99275 - anonymous (11/14/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#99283 to #99275 - unncommon (11/14/2013) [-]
Oh look, someone else saying that the people on /social/ aren't social...again.   
Cum on guys.  Be original.   
(Your other account is fucking hilarious though, you've gotta tell me how you do that.)
Oh look, someone else saying that the people on /social/ aren't social...again.
Cum on guys. Be original.
(Your other account is fucking hilarious though, you've gotta tell me how you do that.)
User avatar #99279 to #99275 - teoberry (11/14/2013) [-]
for once i think i agree with you
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#99276 to #99275 - xxxmemesxxx (11/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #99277 to #99276 - xxmemesxx (11/14/2013) [-]
you're getting good at this
is this your native tongue
User avatar #99278 to #99277 - xxxmemesxxx (11/14/2013) [-]
YER GERTIN GERD ERT THERS ERS THERS YER NERTERV TINER
#99260 - themarineelite (11/13/2013) [-]
Hi Social Board.
User avatar #99493 to #99492 - themarineelite (11/17/2013) [-]
U a good guy.
#99302 to #99260 - birdss (11/14/2013) [-]
Smile more.
User avatar #99287 to #99260 - xxmemesxx (11/14/2013) [-]
ur fat an gay
User avatar #99298 to #99287 - TheseChocodiles (11/14/2013) [-]
got him there LAD!!
#99284 to #99260 - unncommon (11/14/2013) [-]
WE'VE GOT TO GO BACK JOSEPH!
#99261 to #99260 - CakemanRPG (11/14/2013) [-]
hello
hello
User avatar #101179 to #99261 - revengeforfreeze (12/11/2013) [-]
troy wagner!
User avatar #99262 to #99261 - themarineelite (11/14/2013) [-]
wassup?
User avatar #99263 to #99262 - CakemanRPG (11/14/2013) [-]
I have colored text. wanna know my secret?
User avatar #99264 to #99263 - themarineelite (11/14/2013) [-]
how do?
User avatar #99265 to #99264 - CakemanRPG (11/14/2013) [-]
>go to random board
>post tons of shit
>be a regular there
>everyday the top ten users with the most thumbs get free colored text for 3 days
>repeat
>???
>PROFIT!!!

I've won 6 times already
User avatar #99266 to #99265 - themarineelite (11/14/2013) [-]
Did Addy stack for u since you've won 6 times. Like do you have more than just that color?
User avatar #99267 to #99266 - CakemanRPG (11/14/2013) [-]
no you can't stack
all your comments will be that color for 3 days
after that it'll go back to boring white

User avatar #99268 to #99267 - themarineelite (11/14/2013) [-]
That sucks
User avatar #99269 to #99268 - CakemanRPG (11/14/2013) [-]
Its super easy yo obtain
random board is NSFW
you'll see a lot of creepy shit but the regulars are a lot more civil that most /b/tards
User avatar #99270 to #99269 - themarineelite (11/14/2013) [-]
I went to random board once. Didn't really see any bad shit.
User avatar #99271 to #99270 - CakemanRPG (11/14/2013) [-]
then you obviously haven't gone there late at night
User avatar #99272 to #99271 - themarineelite (11/14/2013) [-]
I got school and shit the next day so the only days I can really do it is weekends and even during then I'm either out or playing Team Fortress.
User avatar #99273 to #99272 - CakemanRPG (11/14/2013) [-]
giggidy
User avatar #99274 to #99273 - themarineelite (11/14/2013) [-]
Especially this week for me I got a Dance I'm goin to.
User avatar #99291 to #99274 - giraffodil (11/14/2013) [-]
Aww that's so cute
#99259 - charitydonate (11/13/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNcMKHrUGQA

send me some money guys so i can buy a new one.
#99257 - sirregulus (11/13/2013) [-]
What up guys? I just ditched my veteran account ranked in the top 200 for a new one.
User avatar #99251 - euphoricfedora (11/13/2013) [-]
OH look! I have no friends irl so I socialise on here with people who are just as pathetic as me

Get a life
User avatar #99307 to #99251 - birdss (11/14/2013) [-]
I would love to suck on your nipples.
User avatar #99258 to #99251 - TheseChocodiles (11/13/2013) [-]
i have more internet friends than you ever will pal
User avatar #99254 to #99251 - unncommon (11/13/2013) [-]
Top lel.
#99249 - eeveeisbestpoke (11/13/2013) [-]
**eeveeisbestpoke rolled user topfox **
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User avatar #99239 to #99234 - unncommon (11/13/2013) [-]
"3 Favorite Movies:
Ass Blasters 9 -- Return of the Anus"
Lol sorry bro. Didn't see that it was for your school.
#99314 to #99239 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (11/14/2013) [-]
You glorious bastard.
You glorious bastard.
User avatar #99231 - elmilius (11/13/2013) [-]
There really isn't a board about this kind of thing, so I'm gonna go ahead and ask you guys this:
What's your favorite creepypasta?
User avatar #99245 to #99231 - aherorising (11/13/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzHtrRUEKM0

I was really creeped out by the spongebob red mist/squidward's suicide bootleg episode.
creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Squidward%27s_Suicide creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Red_Mist

describes how an animator from nickelodeon once received the next episode to be aired from the team in scotland, however it was far different than any other episode. Through poor animations and twisted audio, it depicts the suicide of squidward. However, what's more disturbing is that inbetween frames, there are pictures of mutilation of children, abuse, and the like. src is worth the read. and now I'll read TheseChocodiles s creepypasta
User avatar #99238 to #99231 - ljxjlos (11/13/2013) [-]
I dunno how it was called...one of the Skinwalker-Stories.
User avatar #99237 to #99231 - TheseChocodiles (11/13/2013) [-]
I usually read nosleep on reddit, there is one called penpal by 1000voltures that is amazing.
Very long, there is an audiobook on youtube.
There is a book of it and also a movie being made, it's v v good.
User avatar #99241 to #99237 - aherorising (11/13/2013) [-]
>share
User avatar #99243 to #99242 - aherorising (11/13/2013) [-]
>prefers text
User avatar #99244 to #99243 - TheseChocodiles (11/13/2013) [-]



click 'here' at the bottom to continue to next bit
User avatar #99246 to #99244 - aherorising (11/13/2013) [-]
wait... on a scale of one to invading russia in the winter, how bad of an idea is it to read this just before you're about to go to bed?
User avatar #99247 to #99246 - TheseChocodiles (11/13/2013) [-]
well for me, my and my two friends sat and listened to it then spent about an hour discussing it
it just really makes you think and then want to talk to somebody about it.
User avatar #99248 to #99247 - aherorising (11/13/2013) [-]
the joke's on you, I have no friends.jpg or something

anyway, I don't have 3 hours the time. going to sleep in 2 but I faved it.
User avatar #99225 - douevensax (11/13/2013) [-]
Hey Guys Im feeling kinda arrogant today.
+1
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User avatar #99226 to #99225 - unncommon (11/13/2013) [-]
No you're not.
User avatar #99212 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm 20 years old and all I want right now is to play a giant game of capture the flag in some park somewhere is that so goddamn difficult
User avatar #99230 to #99212 - TheseChocodiles (11/13/2013) [-]
me and my friends still play games around our area and we are 17, 18 and 19.
we play hide and seek, 40/40, donkey, curby, chinese whispers and other shit

we even have an alleyway dedicated to games, which we call games alley
you just need to find the right people!!!!
User avatar #99240 to #99230 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (11/13/2013) [-]
I knoooo all my friends care to do is just throw a football around. I've mentioned having a huge game of capture the flag several times and they always just give me a "nah". So lame.
User avatar #99227 to #99212 - unncommon (11/13/2013) [-]
There's this place called "Orlando Paintball" about a half an hour from where I live. And they play shit like CTF, Humans vs Aliens, and just plain skirmishes but with paintball.
Supposed to be fun.
User avatar #99223 to #99212 - loveyameanish (11/13/2013) [-]
At 20 years old I still get regular intense cravings to play hide and seek. You are not alone.
User avatar #99220 to #99212 - desdemona (11/13/2013) [-]
Go find an outdoor laser tag, I've done a massive game of capture the flag in a woods
User avatar #99176 - chosenonex (11/13/2013) [-]
bored and depressed... Anyone wanna entertain me?
#99253 to #99176 - unncommon (11/13/2013) [-]
Sure thing d00d
Sure thing d00d
User avatar #99177 to #99176 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
Not really but maybe
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