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User avatar #97659 - TheseChocodiles (10/27/2013) [-]
wow big ben wow look at all these black people dont get them in ireland much wow theatre wow shops wow museum wow bye


my london trip in a nutshell
User avatar #97674 to #97659 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (10/28/2013) [-]
Did you develop the london look?
User avatar #97740 to #97737 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (10/29/2013) [-]
Glad somebody appreciated the effort I went through.
User avatar #97741 to #97740 - loveyameanish (10/29/2013) [-]
I WILL ALWAYS APPRECIATE YOU, BBY BOI!
#97744 to #97742 - loveyameanish (10/29/2013) [-]
Never leave me.
#97748 to #97747 - loveyameanish (10/29/2013) [-]
Ssshh. Sleep now.
User avatar #97757 to #97748 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (10/29/2013) [-]
Don't hate me because im beautiful. Like a sleeping little fallen angel.
User avatar #97759 to #97757 - loveyameanish (10/29/2013) [-]
Wow. Much graceful.
User avatar #97665 to #97659 - ljxjlos ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
I like London. It was fun and I got to meet Lemmy.
User avatar #97677 to #97665 - TheseChocodiles (10/28/2013) [-]
I didnt really like that there was so many people, its very frustrating when walking. Plus if you do bump into somebody and say sorry they dont even say anything.
Also it was expensive.

however whenever a friend and I were in a side street having a smoke, keith lemon walked up it, but completely ignored us lel
I get the appeal of london but its not for me
User avatar #97688 to #97677 - ljxjlos ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
Okay, yeah, the masses of human were kinda annoying, but I live in a rather rural area of german, so it was a nice change for a while...I´d probably started to hate it if I stayed for longer...And it was hella important, yeah. I was lucky that we were at the countryside before, so I bought all souveniers and sweets that I wanted already... and I was too young to spend money for clothes which would probably cost me my whole money if I went back to london nowadays, so I just bought some CDs and food.

Who´s Keith Lemon, tho? Sorry for my ignorance here...
User avatar #97692 to #97688 - TheseChocodiles (10/28/2013) [-]
I think because I was on a school trip that kind of limited things, like I managed to sneak off to one pub for a drink but that was it. If I was able to really see the nightlife I might have liked it more.
No it's okay he's only really famous in the UK, he's a tv presenter and comedian.
User avatar #97694 to #97692 - ljxjlos ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
Ah, okay...it was better for me, then, we were with a language-travel-organisation (you go away with a group of people your age to learn to speak a language better) and in London, we had the night off, so we could enjoy all of it.
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User avatar #97650 to #97640 - stripey ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
that picture

is interesting
#97633 - roliga (10/27/2013) [-]
Make one of yourself and describe each phase.

Age 10: Nerf swag, didn't get my first real gun until I was 11.
Age 13: Middle school angst, wasn't super into guns anymore.
Age 16: Guns are fun, paintball is fun too. I don't want to get a job.
Current self (Age 22): I work as a firearm safety instructor. I'm not racist, I only make assumptions purely off of the majority of what I have seen personally.
User avatar #97687 to #97633 - aherorising (10/28/2013) [-]
age 10: grade school way too easy. either played outside playing knights, or playing pokemon/LoZ on gameboy. was pretty popular in class because I goofed around a lot.

age 13: started breakdancing and playing piano. was diagnosed with adhd, got meds. they really helped concentrating, but it would take 6 years for me to realize how it affected my social abilities.

age 16: teen angst, I was in the outcast group. had to stand up for my friend who got bullied by the alpha of our group said 'friend' later decided to screw me by screwing my crush which I told him about . got bullied myself as well. Was pretty smart, but as I had no experience with girls, I fell in love with the first girl who flirted with me. pathetic, I know . didn't care for parties, as I saw myself as a white saint, and didn't like the idea of sluts, alcohol, or obnoxiously loud repetitive music.

current age (age 20): relatively good: pretty much at the top-class grade-A student in artificial intelligence. Social life improved as well: have a group of nerdy, dorky, but really cool friends I get along with of which I am kinda alpha-ish in . No one bullies anyone here anymore. not kissless anymore though still virgin, which isn't prone to change as there are only 10 girls in the whole study, and I don't get out enough yet. bad stuff: wasting my time on fj with you great people
User avatar #97682 to #97633 - Sethorein (10/28/2013) [-]
Age 10: Everyone likes me and the world is colourful
Age 13: what the fuck was I smoking when I was 10... everyone fucking hates me... asshats.
Age 16: what the fuck was I smoking when I was 13... no wonder everyone hated me, I was an asshat!
Age 19: Life is good, I'm in neuroscience so every time I get drunk I spend most of the night touching my different extremities to see how long the perception of the stimulus is delayed by booze or how much the temporal acuity of my perception has weakened...

I am a weird drunk...
#97656 to #97633 - valeriya (10/27/2013) [-]
Can't be arsed to use paint to make an image.
Age 10: Poor as fuck tom boy all I did was sport
Age 13: Still a tom boy, spent half my time running, moved in with my aunt home schooled started getting into fights with people who went to school, started smoking yeah shit times.
Age 16: Same as above mostly... Still lived with my aunt, still home schooled, got into less fights though made friends with a lot of the people I go into fights with
Current self (26): Kept getting into fights until I was 18 and moved back to Russia, currently in university in the UK living off my savings and my uncle currently training to become a doctor.
User avatar #97641 to #97633 - ljxjlos ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
I never was into guns...no idea why so many people find them that fascinating...on the other side, I´m not interested in cars or football, either...guess most "manly" interest bore me to hell...
#97631 - CakemanRPG (10/27/2013) [-]
Question time bitches   
   
Would you rather shit yourself at your own wedding (at the alter, while doing your vows, in front of your bride/groom-to-be and loved ones). Its a loud, messy, earth-shattering shit; It's going to make some noise.   
   
OR...   
   
Be the only child and have your catholic, hardcore, ex-military father catch you masturbating to gay porn?
Question time bitches

Would you rather shit yourself at your own wedding (at the alter, while doing your vows, in front of your bride/groom-to-be and loved ones). Its a loud, messy, earth-shattering shit; It's going to make some noise.

OR...

Be the only child and have your catholic, hardcore, ex-military father catch you masturbating to gay porn?
User avatar #97657 to #97631 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (10/27/2013) [-]
Masturbating. If anything hell beat me and disown me and I can become a drifter who makes his living by turning his sorrow into music.
User avatar #97635 to #97631 - DCat (10/27/2013) [-]
Shit at my own wedding. It'd be a good story to tell the kids.
User avatar #97632 to #97631 - CakemanRPG (10/27/2013) [-]
Due to the aftermath of whatever you choose, you're probably going to commit suicide.
User avatar #97616 - haydn (10/27/2013) [-]
So, the shop I work at was armed robbed tonight. Pretty weird.
User avatar #97617 to #97616 - austoboyko (10/27/2013) [-]
Were you there?
User avatar #97618 to #97617 - haydn (10/27/2013) [-]
I was on the till
User avatar #97619 to #97618 - austoboyko (10/27/2013) [-]
So you had a gun pointed at you today?
User avatar #97620 to #97619 - haydn (10/27/2013) [-]
Knife, guns are hard to get here. Did think it was a gun at first though cause it was a stanley knife.
User avatar #97621 to #97620 - austoboyko (10/27/2013) [-]
So your an Englishman? Well,tell me about it.
User avatar #97622 to #97621 - haydn (10/27/2013) [-]
Indeed I am, 3 guys, one with a knife running around the shop terrorising customers and then telling me to open the tills and then the other 2 had a brick and tried to break into the office. Was pretty weird as they didn't really make sense, he spent more time with the other customers than he did with me. at first I thought he was attacking them, and then he told me to open the tills and shit. Didn't end up taking anything which was weird. Then the police came and had to stay till 1 to do statements and shit (Supposed to finish at 10)
User avatar #97623 to #97622 - austoboyko (10/27/2013) [-]
You being english i cant just be all like "The shopkeep should have a gun and you shouldve used it" Atleast you came out of it unscathed,they were probably high
User avatar #97624 to #97623 - haydn (10/27/2013) [-]
They were too erratic to be high, bit weird.
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User avatar #97630 to #97611 - teoberry (10/27/2013) [-]
I hope you're joking.
User avatar #97639 to #97630 - maddboiy (10/27/2013) [-]
yes i was
#97610 - ariscorp (10/26/2013) [-]
loveyameanish i found this in my fj folder and laughed for 5 mintues
User avatar #97642 to #97610 - loveyameanish (10/27/2013) [-]
Hahahahahahaha oh wow.
User avatar #97625 to #97610 - tylosaurus ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
y tho
User avatar #97626 to #97625 - ariscorp (10/27/2013) [-]
because i remember at the time she was playing AC3 and someone capped her like that and she looked SO MUCH like one of those "omg gamer g1rl"
User avatar #97627 to #97626 - tylosaurus ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
I don't think I visit this place enough to know what exactly you're talking about.
User avatar #97628 to #97627 - ariscorp (10/27/2013) [-]
this was round about last year, tinychat.
User avatar #97629 to #97628 - tylosaurus ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
I see. People always seem to edit images when posted on here. Or at least when I looked at the board when it was created.
#97612 to #97610 - BrayBoy (10/27/2013) [-]
loveyameanish thread could be fully possible here
User avatar #97643 to #97612 - loveyameanish (10/27/2013) [-]
YES, THANK YOU MATTHEW. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
User avatar #97644 to #97643 - BrayBoy (10/27/2013) [-]
I have so many more I could have gone all out
User avatar #97645 to #97644 - loveyameanish (10/27/2013) [-]
So could I, though. I have many a pic of you.
User avatar #97646 to #97645 - BrayBoy (10/27/2013) [-]
That's why I didin't , I'm just asserting that I'm prepared to counter you now
#97613 to #97612 - ariscorp (10/27/2013) [-]
i had one of her as thomas the tank engine but im too lazy to find it, so here's the king of swag himself in person
User avatar #97615 to #97613 - haydn (10/27/2013) [-]
you're a fucking weirdo
#97614 to #97613 - BrayBoy (10/27/2013) [-]
she had a bunch of me so I made an effort to even things out
#97600 - philss (10/26/2013) [-]
socialize with me, entertain me!   
pic related, it's me not
socialize with me, entertain me!
pic related, it's me not
User avatar #97607 to #97600 - stripey ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
Uh

do you play gmod
#97601 to #97600 - DCat (10/26/2013) [-]
Most entertaining .gif I have
Most entertaining .gif I have
#97602 to #97601 - philss (10/26/2013) [-]
obligatory
obligatory
#97604 to #97603 - philss (10/26/2013) [-]
my personla favourite i guess
my personla favourite i guess
#97661 to #97604 - thewizsam (10/27/2013) [-]
my all time favrite gif in all the years ive been on this site
my all time favrite gif in all the years ive been on this site
#97598 - defenestration **User deleted account** (10/26/2013) [-]
This image has expired
This place is great.
#97707 to #97706 - defenestration **User deleted account** (10/28/2013) [-]
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#97870 to #97707 - jokerdium (10/29/2013) [-]
Thanks.
Thanks.
User avatar #97591 - unncommon (10/26/2013) [-]
Can anyone tell me what those damn numbers on the Coffee kettle mean? I've been drinking coffee for years now and all I know is that three numbers = one cup of my coffee.
User avatar #97606 to #97591 - birdss (10/26/2013) [-]
3 = 1
so; only the number 3, 3 times = 333
333*2 = 666

it's satan.
User avatar #97597 to #97591 - stripey ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
the numbers mason, what do they mean?
User avatar #97584 - rieskimo (10/26/2013) [-]
Ask a dude coming down from acid anything.
User avatar #97609 to #97584 - BrayBoy (10/26/2013) [-]
How cool do you feel
User avatar #97668 to #97609 - rieskimo (10/27/2013) [-]
Not especially, but I understand there's a lot of people who don't know anything about psychedelics and not many people that I knew growing up talked about them.
User avatar #97589 to #97584 - unncommon (10/26/2013) [-]
Tell me about your high.
More detailed the better.
User avatar #97667 to #97589 - rieskimo (10/27/2013) [-]
Well to tell you the truth, I used both hash and alcohol to ease myself into the acid so it was kind of a crazy trip.

I was doing it to enhance an electronic show I went to and it was quite enhanced. All the noises were felt in my body(I was at a concert afterall) and all the visual effects were really crisp as well as I just had an overall feeling of connection with the energy of the room. During the high parts of the concert I felt really euphoric and had kind of a feeling of disconnect and felt connected to the whole experience.
The comedown was pretty crisp and easy, no fuzziness or anything but I couldn't sleep at all. I finally went to sleep at about 8 in the morning.

My experience was certainly enhanced because I had an LED glove(only one) and was often approached by many different and strange individuals.
User avatar #97582 - connorjay (10/26/2013) [-]
Little bit disheartened, my dissertation supervisor just told me to simplify my already fairly fucking simple experiment.
inb4 it's because I'm welsh

So now it's basically a glorified memory test.

Ah well...

How're the people of social today?
User avatar #97592 to #97582 - birdss (10/26/2013) [-]
give me your experiment, i'll simplify it.
User avatar #97594 to #97592 - connorjay (10/26/2013) [-]
It's nothing but a glorified distinctive/reinstatement of context memory test.

On the bright side, it'll be simple to apply, I'll have a lot to discuss about it (as it its fairly fucking common) and I should be able to get a lot of responses as there will be no prior issues.

This is shown as my friend doing his dissertation last year could only use "People from the south-west of England" where our Uni is, and he still found it difficult to get many participants...
User avatar #97605 to #97594 - birdss (10/26/2013) [-]
simplified; ''This is a reinstatement of context memory test, deal with it''
User avatar #97583 to #97582 - loveyameanish (10/26/2013) [-]
Well... You ARE pretty damn Welsh...
User avatar #97585 to #97583 - connorjay (10/26/2013) [-]
Oh yeah

I have a hoody that has a sheepskin lining.

I make my girlfriend wear it inside out during sex, and make her "baa"
#97586 to #97585 - valeriya (10/26/2013) [-]
I went to wales once... Got drunk at walkabout ( ended up spending my night talking to a homeless guy about life... Ah wales.
User avatar #97587 to #97586 - connorjay (10/26/2013) [-]
Go to wales
Get drunk in the Aussie bar

You need to go to the Welsh club if you go to Wales!
User avatar #97574 - austoboyko (10/26/2013) [-]
Give me two words.
#97664 to #97574 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (10/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #97573 - rplix (10/26/2013) [-]
Just sent a buddy to the hospital.

He drank way too much, and couldn't even walk. Scetchy shit.
#97636 to #97573 - epsterminator (10/27/2013) [-]
Last Halloween was like that for me. I drank way too much and blacked out. From what my friends told me I puked a bunch, laid down in a parking lot, and they had to carry me to the truck. Once I was in the truck I tried puking but had nothing left. Then they had to carry me to my bed. I remember nothing of it. He'll be fine. I was the next day. I woke up with my glasses and wallet missing. When I got them back I had an extra 5 dollars in my wallet though. Still not sure how that happened.
User avatar #97649 to #97636 - rplix (10/27/2013) [-]
Dang that's crazy.

I guess you should always know your limit. We were drinking some home made wine, so it is kind of hard to know how much you've had.
#97651 to #97649 - epsterminator (10/27/2013) [-]
I was drinking fireball whiskey. I got it on my lunch break at 11 AM and had some then. Then finished half the bottle off by the time we picked up my last friend and that was all I remember besides one random blurred memory of taking a piss in a gas station bathroom. When I became conscious again was the most intense feeling in the world because I woke up in my bedroom but it was pitch black and I had no prior memory to that so I had no idea where I was or how I got there. School the next day wasn't the greatest but I got free pizza nigga hell yeah.
User avatar #97652 to #97651 - rplix (10/27/2013) [-]
Ugh fireball is nasty haha.

Free pizza though.
User avatar #97590 to #97573 - unncommon (10/26/2013) [-]
Sounds like my Saturday night. Was he vomiting?
User avatar #97593 to #97590 - rplix (10/26/2013) [-]
Trying to. Had nothing left.
#97569 - anonymouslybecca (10/26/2013) [-]
Hey. i'm shy so i made a second account to post this. I'm a girl who's really into naughty roll plays. Guys and girls welcome. Please message me if you're interested.

xoxoxoxo
User avatar #97570 to #97569 - yorker (10/26/2013) [-]
Doubt
#97572 to #97570 - anonymouslybecca (10/26/2013) [-]
doubt all you want. that just means no rp for you
#97578 to #97572 - yorker (10/26/2013) [-]
Me, being the philosopher that I am, stroke my chin and ask myself. "Even if it were an option, would I RP with you?"
User avatar #97579 to #97578 - yorker (10/26/2013) [-]
inb4 zit, if you inspect closely that's a cut on my nose and when combined with that angle and lighting makes it look like a zit. I don't even get zits that big.
User avatar #97637 to #97579 - misticalz (10/27/2013) [-]
..I don't even notice anything, why are you so insecure of one zit?
#97557 - vansword (10/26/2013) [-]
Anyone have that pic with Johnny Bravo saying "That realy woahed my mama's"
User avatar #97550 - narwalz (10/26/2013) [-]
'Sup guys! if you have twitter then send it to me, I'd love to follow people that I know are on funnyjunk
User avatar #97551 to #97550 - birdss (10/26/2013) [-]
how many tweets do you have.
User avatar #97552 to #97551 - narwalz (10/26/2013) [-]
8'500 or there abouts, wbu?
User avatar #97553 to #97552 - birdss (10/26/2013) [-]
42k+
User avatar #97554 to #97553 - narwalz (10/26/2013) [-]
You actually use it then, great! how many followers you got?
User avatar #97555 to #97554 - birdss (10/26/2013) [-]
I only have 99 followers left.
User avatar #97556 to #97555 - narwalz (10/26/2013) [-]
sounds like you're trying to eliminate them..
User avatar #97541 - unncommon (10/25/2013) [-]
People say that I should stop drinking brake fluid and that I'm addicted.

But I can stop anytime I want.
User avatar #97558 to #97541 - alexanderburns (10/26/2013) [-]
Cool. I myself am quitting cold turkey.
User avatar #97580 to #97558 - theincorrigibleone ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
switch to roast beef. it's much more delicious.
#97548 to #97541 - DCat (10/26/2013) [-]
That was terrible
User avatar #97543 to #97541 - yunouppercase (10/25/2013) [-]
man i wish i could say that.
addiction is a horrible thing.
i have to go afk every now and then for 5 minutes just to smoke a cigarette.
User avatar #97544 to #97543 - unncommon (10/25/2013) [-]
I'm addicted to nicotine (get sick when I ain't got it), alcohol (been to A.A. when I was 13), and coffee.

But this is a pun my friend.
#97546 to #97545 - unncommon (10/25/2013) [-]
Hue, but I know what you mean. I'm going through withdraws from tobacco right now. I've had this crazy stomach ache and my fingers keep fidgeting.
Luckily I get paid tonight though.
User avatar #97529 - skysailor (10/25/2013) [-]
So girls, if a completely random guy, or someone you slightly know, came up to you and said,

"I'd call God to tell him the whereabouts of his missing angel, but I doubt that heaven could provide me with a reward that even slightly compares to just a moment of your presence."

How would you react?

Personally, I think lame pick up lines are good icebreakers and can show that you're a fairly chill person.
User avatar #97596 to #97529 - stripey ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
Guy here

the last part of that line was way creepy dude
User avatar #97549 to #97529 - birdss (10/26/2013) [-]
yeah... no. just no.
User avatar #97547 to #97529 - teoberry (10/26/2013) [-]
I'm not a girl, but I would consider filing a restraining order.
User avatar #97559 to #97547 - alexanderburns (10/26/2013) [-]
Now I know one less thing to say when I confront you on the street.
User avatar #97560 to #97559 - teoberry (10/26/2013) [-]
If I saw your in the street I'd pull out a gun
User avatar #97561 to #97560 - alexanderburns (10/26/2013) [-]
my what?
User avatar #97562 to #97561 - teoberry (10/26/2013) [-]
Shut the fuck up.
User avatar #97563 to #97562 - alexanderburns (10/26/2013) [-]
I don't think I have one of those.
User avatar #97564 to #97563 - teoberry (10/26/2013) [-]
You will in a second if you don't fuck off.
User avatar #97566 to #97565 - teoberry (10/26/2013) [-]
Fuck. Off.
User avatar #97568 to #97567 - teoberry (10/26/2013) [-]
Nerd.
User avatar #97595 to #97568 - doublicious (10/26/2013) [-]
luv u bb
User avatar #97539 to #97529 - unncommon (10/25/2013) [-]
That's overdoing it bro.
User avatar #97537 to #97529 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
If I heard a guy tell a girl that I would probably laugh til I cried.
User avatar #97538 to #97537 - skysailor (10/25/2013) [-]
That's the point.
#97542 to #97536 - unitedabominations (10/25/2013) [-]
"Joke".... is it a joke? IS IT? IS IT? IS. IT?
#97530 to #97529 - unitedabominations (10/25/2013) [-]
Well every guy within earshot would laugh their ass off.
User avatar #97531 to #97530 - skysailor (10/25/2013) [-]
Then you should make yourself part of the joke. It's all about how you do it. Besides, it's just an icebreaker meant to make her laugh while feeling a bit complimented.
#97532 to #97531 - unitedabominations (10/25/2013) [-]
How many girls do you know that have continued talking to you after the initial conversation as in terms of a relationship? That haven't already been completely deprived of social interaction.

Probably very, very few.

That's the kind of shit they say "LOL THE CREEPIEST DUDE SAID THIS TO ME TODAY."
User avatar #97533 to #97532 - skysailor (10/25/2013) [-]
Well I don't generally use lines like this. It just popped in my head one day.

I generally start my conversations like a normal person letting out the crazy and odd little by little over time.
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