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User avatar #95814 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (10/05/2013) [-]
1. I died and now I haunt the internet spreading sarcasm and offensive statements to all.

2. Obama is actually a white man with re-vitiligo.

3. I'm obviously lying.

I'm actually:
1. Gay
1. one physical away from getting a bootcamp date

2. scored high on the ASVAB ( 83/99 with a GT high enough to get any job I ever wanted)

3. Working in a warehouse for a running store with great pay and discounts up the ass

4. still PTing..... ran a 7:11 mile the other day, I think I might be on my way to getting abs

5. Spent almost a whole $700 paycheck getting jewelry, a gift for my sister to give my mom (stupid cunt couldnt even stop buying skinnyjeans to get her mom a gift), a cake, lunch from an expensive sports bar, and a beautiful assortment of flowers in a vase. everything I arranged and picked out (I'm quite possibly the gayest straight man alive.)


what's new with my favorite sack of wet cats?
#95816 to #95814 - adu (10/05/2013) [-]
Nothing much, but you sound like a pretty cool guy to go out of your way like that for your mom. Not many people respect and love their parents as much as they should, so kudos to you.
User avatar #95822 to #95816 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (10/05/2013) [-]
I like to be able to help and provide for my family. And The jewelry bit was mainly because I had gotten her a sterling silver charm bracelet for mothers day about a year or two ago. And all of my other jobs between that and now didnt let me have enough money to get her many charms (Sterling silver be mad pricey, bro.). That and I may be in boot camp or gone by her next birthday. She deserves to have a day of happiness for all she does.
#95828 to #95822 - adu (10/05/2013) [-]
My parents recently went to Hawaii for their 25th anniversary + my mom's birthday. I guess my gift to them was not burning down the house while they were gone. I don't have much money since I work for my parents, and they haven't paid me in months, and they've been giving me less and less work recently. But I still wished them a happy anniversary.
User avatar #95829 to #95828 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (10/05/2013) [-]
That sounds pretty cool. If it makes you feel better they might not have paid you because they were saving all they could for the trip. So you can kinda beleive that you helped pay for their anniversary! BRIGHT SIDE!
User avatar #95830 to #95829 - adu (10/05/2013) [-]
I guess that makes sense. I think I need to find another job though.
User avatar #95813 - gabemczombie (10/05/2013) [-]
I've noticed a pack behaviour amongst the female gender. Whenever three females are deemed unfit to be good looking by all other females in one class. Those three females will herd and form a pack with no contact with anyone else in the class except for rare occurences. Has anyone else noticed this?
User avatar #95817 to #95813 - adu (10/05/2013) [-]
It's called a clique. It happens with all kinds of people for all kinds of reasons. I personally chilled with some DnD and LARPing nerds when I was in highschool.
User avatar #95818 to #95817 - gabemczombie (10/05/2013) [-]
Was it a trio of people? I've only seen it happen with females.
User avatar #95819 to #95818 - adu (10/05/2013) [-]
The number varies, but 3 seems to be a common number.
User avatar #95820 to #95819 - gabemczombie (10/05/2013) [-]
I can imagine. But the group i've joined in my new class is pretty open, altough we mostly keep to ourselves... Mostly
#95805 - desdemona (10/05/2013) [-]
I was going to donate blood on Monday but I don't think I should anymore
User avatar #95871 to #95805 - rplix (10/06/2013) [-]
Thought that was someone's arm.
User avatar #95824 to #95805 - BrayBoy ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Just drain it out of the sheets and donate it then
User avatar #95875 to #95824 - TheseChocodiles (10/06/2013) [-]
where the fuck have you been
User avatar #95876 to #95875 - BrayBoy ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
Out partying and doing drugs obviously
User avatar #95893 to #95876 - TheseChocodiles (10/06/2013) [-]
i thought ur mammy told u to stap at
User avatar #95897 to #95893 - BrayBoy ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
yolo#
User avatar #95821 to #95805 - adu (10/05/2013) [-]
Not sure if menstrual nightmare or something worse...
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User avatar #95806 to #95805 - percioz (10/05/2013) [-]
so how does it feel finally getting your period
User avatar #95843 to #95806 - desdemona (10/05/2013) [-]
Already had that joke from my unimates, no I had a pretty horrific nosebleed and was too drunk to know
User avatar #95794 - lawlfailwinepic (10/05/2013) [-]
Meh, board. (See what i did there?)
Anyway. Someone roll me a new profile picture.
#95801 to #95794 - octaviano (10/05/2013) [-]
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#95800 to #95794 - desdemona (10/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #95792 - procrasturbate (10/05/2013) [-]
Never been to the social board before. How awkward.
User avatar #95793 to #95792 - unncommon (10/05/2013) [-]
We're a bunch of ass holes so don't worry about it. What brings you bro?
User avatar #95840 to #95793 - procrasturbate (10/05/2013) [-]
The trackpad decided I should go.
User avatar #95845 to #95840 - unncommon (10/05/2013) [-]
The wut?
User avatar #95847 to #95845 - procrasturbate (10/05/2013) [-]
The mousepad. On a laptop. Accidentally clicked.
#95849 to #95847 - unncommon (10/05/2013) [-]
Yeah I knew that...sorry bro, I'm balancing off of one hour of sleep (only 5 the night before) and 3+ hours of flying.
User avatar #95853 to #95849 - procrasturbate (10/06/2013) [-]
I have never been on a plane.
User avatar #95780 - thisistheguy (10/05/2013) [-]
So I walked in post jerk off sesh of my roommie so, fj, what's the best/worst/funniest/weirdest thing you've ever walked in on your roommate doing?
User avatar #95797 to #95780 - ljxjlos ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Not a roommate but a friend of mine. Walked in on him wanking to Winx Club Porn... It´s a childrens show about fairys...I can´t look him into the eyes without laughing about it anymore.
User avatar #95786 to #95780 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
I once walked in on my roommate, roliga, rubbing a Glock against his penis.
User avatar #95823 to #95786 - adu (10/05/2013) [-]
That sounds distinctly badass.
User avatar #95758 - TheseChocodiles (10/04/2013) [-]
well it seems like people are busy on a friday night
but if you arent



User avatar #95769 to #95758 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
gay
User avatar #95789 to #95769 - percioz (10/05/2013) [-]
Homophobe
User avatar #95756 - TheseChocodiles (10/04/2013) [-]
www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp



Haven't done this in a while.
I am an ENFP
#95844 to #95756 - transgendered (10/05/2013) [-]
I got ISFP
But that is a very very low S. As in, 1%. As in, if I said IIFP, it wouldnt make much difference.
#95839 to #95756 - lolfire (10/05/2013) [-]
typelogic.com/intp.html

God, that's ridiculously accurate.

>often oblivious to the world around them
>often correct people if the meaning or a word is slightly off
>often easy going unless principles are violated
>returns to a benign ambiance, not wishing to make a spectacle of themselves
>haunting sense of impending failure
>arguing a point may very well be trying to convince himself as much as his opposition
>obsession with logical correctness

Hit the nail right on the head with that one.
#95811 to #95756 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (10/05/2013) [-]
I'm so fucking moderate that it hurts.
User avatar #95807 to #95756 - Noah (10/05/2013) [-]
ISTP
User avatar #95802 to #95756 - octaviano (10/05/2013) [-]
Introvert(78%) iNtuitive(25%) Thinking(50%) Perceiving(33)%
User avatar #95790 to #95756 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
INFJ
Introvert(11%) iNtuitive(25%) Feeling(12%) Judging(33%)

I'm less introverted, more feeling, and less judging than when I did this a few months ago (was INFJ then too). That sounds right, all things considered.
#95788 to #95756 - birdss (10/05/2013) [-]
There you go
#95776 to #95756 - keynareth ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
INTP here
#95768 to #95756 - unitedabominations (10/04/2013) [-]
ENJF

Just wrote a paper on it at the beginning of the semester. Another fun thing to read up on is Intrapersonal vs Interpersonal.

If any of you aren't in college/at Uni yet, be prepared to analyze this stuff.
User avatar #95757 to #95756 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
ENTJ for me
#95742 - adu (10/04/2013) [-]
Ladies, contain yourselves.
User avatar #95744 to #95742 - teoberry (10/04/2013) [-]
'This is what aspergers looks like'
User avatar #95759 to #95744 - TheseChocodiles (10/04/2013) [-]
what have you got against this guy lol
reading the whole conversation you seem kind of irrational
User avatar #95760 to #95759 - teoberry (10/04/2013) [-]
The fact that he's an attention whoring faggot.
User avatar #95761 to #95760 - TheseChocodiles (10/04/2013) [-]
who gives a shit, people want attention that is fucking natural
you claim to dislike it yet you so blatantly give it to him.

#95746 to #95744 - adu (10/04/2013) [-]
For a Canadian, you're kind of an asshat.
User avatar #95747 to #95746 - teoberry (10/04/2013) [-]
Doesn't change the fact that you'll never lead a normal life
#95748 to #95747 - adu (10/04/2013) [-]
I actually lead a pretty normal life, not that normalcy is something to strive for...   
But at least I have the kind of self-confidence to show what I look like and not give half a shit about your opinion on the matter.
I actually lead a pretty normal life, not that normalcy is something to strive for...
But at least I have the kind of self-confidence to show what I look like and not give half a shit about your opinion on the matter.
User avatar #95750 to #95748 - teoberry (10/04/2013) [-]
If by normal you mean 'living in your parents basement watching anime', then yeah, you're about as normal as it gets
#95751 to #95750 - adu (10/04/2013) [-]
>don't have a basement
>living with parents cause in college and student debt is for retards

Not sure if shitty troll or failed parenting on your end.
User avatar #95752 to #95751 - teoberry (10/04/2013) [-]
None of the above buddy. Have fun in community college!
User avatar #95762 to #95752 - ariscorp (10/04/2013) [-]
The fact that you are upset enough to comment and be a dick to the guy for posting a picture on social board, kinda shows that you are the one with aspergers.
User avatar #95763 to #95762 - teoberry (10/04/2013) [-]
Nah bud, I think aspergers is wearing a 'this is what cool looks like shirt' and a fuckin' bunny on your head
User avatar #95764 to #95763 - ariscorp (10/04/2013) [-]
You're just proving you're more autistic/aspergers since a symptom of autism is not understanding humor - the tshirt is so obviously a joke, as is the comment - It's in no way attention whoring of provoking a response like yours; i think you mightn't had a bad day and need to release your anus from the hurt.
User avatar #95765 to #95764 - teoberry (10/04/2013) [-]
Considering how he was defending himself, I don't think he's joking buddy
User avatar #95772 to #95765 - strangemoo ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
...You do realize with that pink text, everyone will assume you're a Troll, right?
User avatar #95773 to #95772 - teoberry (10/05/2013) [-]
Don't give a shit
User avatar #95774 to #95773 - strangemoo ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
N'ahlright.
User avatar #95766 to #95765 - ariscorp (10/04/2013) [-]
Well obviously he's going to defend himself when you are rude and say he has aspergers. You know you can just apologize and go back to random board or whichever board you came from.
User avatar #95753 to #95752 - adu (10/04/2013) [-]
I actually am, thank you! :3
I'm actually getting a creative writing club started on my campus. Already have 9 sign-ups. Should be nice getting back into novel writing.
User avatar #95808 to #95753 - teoberry (10/05/2013) [-]
Jeez, you're gayer than I thought.
#95815 to #95808 - adu (10/05/2013) [-]
Would you fuck me teo? I'd fuck me.
User avatar #95831 to #95815 - teoberry (10/05/2013) [-]
Sorry buddy, I don't have a fetish for the disabled.
#95832 to #95831 - adu (10/05/2013) [-]
Not yet.
User avatar #95833 to #95832 - teoberry (10/05/2013) [-]
It's hard to hate you when you post shibes.
#95835 to #95833 - adu (10/05/2013) [-]
How can you stay mad at this face?
User avatar #95836 to #95835 - teoberry (10/05/2013) [-]
I like that face, not yours.
#95838 to #95836 - adu (10/05/2013) [-]
i'll deck ye m8
User avatar #95825 to #95815 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (10/05/2013) [-]
The above conversation, I am not even going to dip my pen in But the dog in this picture looks so bright and fluffy I want ten thousand of them.
#95826 to #95825 - adu (10/05/2013) [-]
Shibas are the best. I want one when I move out (and can afford it)
#95737 - Spikeydeath (10/04/2013) [-]
Im down to 213 from 225 on the 20th of september
User avatar #95812 to #95737 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (10/05/2013) [-]
Keep going, man. Diets are fucking hard when it comes down to temptation. IF you are exercising with that it get's even gayer. You are fighting a battle of will and determination. And you are winning. Feel good, young nigga, feel good.
User avatar #95739 to #95737 - OptimusRhyme (10/04/2013) [-]
congrats!
#95740 to #95739 - Spikeydeath (10/04/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #95734 - unncommon (10/04/2013) [-]
"I need to whiten my teeth more."
I say as I put out my cigarette and drink my black coffee and grape juice.
User avatar #95738 to #95734 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
"I really need to work out more" as I stuff my face with spicy BBQ chips and run over hookers on GTA.
User avatar #95733 - mrheisenberg (10/04/2013) [-]
So like, anyone think it's strange how people think that the person who shot at the white house deserves pity and they have the attitude of "It's sad because we didn't get there in time to help them" just because it is a female?

It's kind of funny actually.
User avatar #95735 to #95733 - ljxjlos ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
It actually as...but I have the same problem. Not only in the news, even in movies. I can watch armies of men getting slaughtered, but I´m normally kinda pissed off as soon as I see a girl/child/animal die...no idea where that comes from.
User avatar #95729 - abowlofkitkats (10/04/2013) [-]
Am I the only one that thinks of myself as a brain that just has it's own body to control?
User avatar #95775 to #95729 - strangemoo ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Sometimes it seems like my brain is just a separate person.
That's not weird, is it?
User avatar #95731 to #95729 - birdss (10/04/2013) [-]
Loveyameanish Does it as well.
User avatar #95732 to #95731 - loveyameanish (10/04/2013) [-]
No. No I don't.
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User avatar #95827 to #95727 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (10/05/2013) [-]
If it's just a first date then flowers. But dont be some dumb nigga and get her some daffodils or fucking shit-tier flowers.

I'm picky with my flowers because a flower should represent something beautiful to pair with the one you are giving it

I normally go with island flowers or a white rose that has been bred to have a red/pink/aqua tip. They arent easy to find but you can find something similar at a grocery store.

I would give her a single flower after walking her to her door (because giving her a flower in the car is lazy and will look lazy). And say something along the lines of "something to remember the night by". then play it by ear.

Unless you want to get a fuckin' bouquet and give it to her first things first. I prefer something small and beautiful rather than something overwhelming and huge when it comes to stuff like that. But it's your decision.
User avatar #95743 to #95727 - alphabethsoop (10/04/2013) [-]
Any guy that gets me flowers is number 1 in my book. It might be cliche but it is still super sweet.
User avatar #95798 to #95743 - percioz (10/05/2013) [-]
>You
>Boys
>>You
>>Boys
>>>You
>>>Boys
User avatar #95842 to #95798 - alphabethsoop (10/05/2013) [-]
>You
>Girls
>>You
>>Girls
>>>You
>>>Girls
User avatar #95855 to #95842 - percioz (10/06/2013) [-]
Fair enough
#95741 to #95727 - adu (10/04/2013) [-]
Hmm, a gift... Depends on how well you know her, and whether you plan on giving the gift before or after the date. Presentation also has a lot to do with it, and try not to overthink how she will react to it. Chocolates always work well, but if she loves something more specific (like Skittles for example) then definitely get her those. Flowers are cliche, and it's a gamble because girls read heavily into what kind of flower you give her. Just some roses will give the impression that you didn't put much thought into it. Jewelry is always a plus with women, but for a first date make sure it isn't something too expensive or gaudy; you don't want to over-commit or give something she'd feel weird wearing. Once again, if you know she likes something specific, make it relevant to that.   
   
As far as activities go, you could either try and be suave and figure something out that the two of you enjoy, or you could simply ask her what she likes to do and go from there. Depends on whether you want her to see you as mysterious or open and honest. Don't be afraid to be minimalistic, sometimes it's doing something simple and non-engaging that allows the two of you to talk and have a conversation blossom. Just walking through a park or sitting on a bench can be good for that, but once again, if you know someplace quiet that she loves to visit, try taking her there. If it's some place she likes to go often, then taking her there for a date would spark a similarity and possibly have her associate the location with you, further cementing you into her mind.   
   
Maybe I'm putting too much thought into this. Just have fun, and good luck!
Hmm, a gift... Depends on how well you know her, and whether you plan on giving the gift before or after the date. Presentation also has a lot to do with it, and try not to overthink how she will react to it. Chocolates always work well, but if she loves something more specific (like Skittles for example) then definitely get her those. Flowers are cliche, and it's a gamble because girls read heavily into what kind of flower you give her. Just some roses will give the impression that you didn't put much thought into it. Jewelry is always a plus with women, but for a first date make sure it isn't something too expensive or gaudy; you don't want to over-commit or give something she'd feel weird wearing. Once again, if you know she likes something specific, make it relevant to that.

As far as activities go, you could either try and be suave and figure something out that the two of you enjoy, or you could simply ask her what she likes to do and go from there. Depends on whether you want her to see you as mysterious or open and honest. Don't be afraid to be minimalistic, sometimes it's doing something simple and non-engaging that allows the two of you to talk and have a conversation blossom. Just walking through a park or sitting on a bench can be good for that, but once again, if you know someplace quiet that she loves to visit, try taking her there. If it's some place she likes to go often, then taking her there for a date would spark a similarity and possibly have her associate the location with you, further cementing you into her mind.

Maybe I'm putting too much thought into this. Just have fun, and good luck!
User avatar #95736 to #95727 - aherorising (10/04/2013) [-]
well, think about the present. if you're picking her up from somewhere, make sure the gift is something which she can easily carry with her the rest of the date (flowers may be old-fashioned cute, but are a bother if she has to drag them with the date). also, I don't think perfume would work well (might send the wrong message that she smells or something).
no clue how dates themselves work though
User avatar #95722 - strangemoo ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
My week is set. I got till the tenth waiting on my little vacation. And I got a big bag of Peanut Brittle.
I'm fucking set.
User avatar #95718 - austoboyko (10/04/2013) [-]
Any canadafags? if so where at? Swift current, Saskatchewan. I've lived in Vancouver for the past 16 years though only been in Sask for 2-3 months
User avatar #95725 to #95718 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
Toronto
User avatar #95745 to #95725 - teoberry (10/04/2013) [-]
AHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
User avatar #95755 to #95745 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #95724 to #95718 - misticalz (10/04/2013) [-]
Winnipeg.
User avatar #95721 to #95718 - teoberry (10/04/2013) [-]
Calgary nigga
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#95713 - mudkipzFTW ONLINE (10/03/2013) [-]
Does anyone have that image with a globe in it and text about a pun so bad everyone died?
#95767 to #95720 - mudkipzFTW ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
yes, thank you
User avatar #95714 to #95713 - birdss (10/03/2013) [-]
Yes, somebody has it.
#95715 to #95714 - mudkipzFTW ONLINE (10/03/2013) [-]
i would like it please
User avatar #95712 - unncommon (10/03/2013) [-]
I swear, if my cousin says one more joke about how he's the perfect lover or how he has a colossal penis, or even tells one more made up war story...I'm going to snap.
User avatar #95697 - unncommon (10/03/2013) [-]
I'm flying out to Texas on Saturday.
You guys think that I should drop acid before I hop on the plane?
Never done it, but why the fuck not.
User avatar #95770 to #95697 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
I'm flying out to San Antonio, TX as well. I'm going on monday though. For an internship interview.

That would make a good story. Do it.
User avatar #95771 to #95770 - unncommon (10/04/2013) [-]
I'm going to San Antonio to bro.
User avatar #95777 to #95771 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
So are you gonna do the acid? If not, that's cool.
User avatar #95785 to #95777 - unncommon (10/05/2013) [-]
Probably ecstasy. But I'm drunk right now (21:29) and I have to wake up at 04:00...going to be interesting.
User avatar #95702 to #95697 - TheseChocodiles (10/03/2013) [-]
jeez id go for something more manageable
#95703 to #95702 - unncommon (10/03/2013) [-]
'Bout time you talked to me again.  Damn.
'Bout time you talked to me again. Damn.
User avatar #95704 to #95703 - TheseChocodiles (10/03/2013) [-]
hey i told you your little revenge thing was brilliant, I pay attention.

so drugs on a plane, is that a part of your bucket list?
User avatar #95705 to #95704 - unncommon (10/03/2013) [-]
Not in particular, but a plane from Orlando, FL to San Antonio, TX will be long and I usually don't sleep too well after waking up.
Plus, it'd make for a good story.
User avatar #95706 to #95705 - TheseChocodiles (10/03/2013) [-]
Lol it really would, take ecstasy and then tell us the story.
or acid, but acid sounds scary.
User avatar #95707 to #95706 - unncommon (10/03/2013) [-]
Yeah I was thinking about that, but one thing that is on my bucket list is to have sex while on ecstasy...sounds like an incredible idea.
User avatar #95708 to #95707 - TheseChocodiles (10/03/2013) [-]
yeah it would be, but all i could think of is how thirsty you would be lol

at a festival I had taken some and my lips went so dry basically all the skin just came off and my lips were so swollen, it was really odd.
#95709 to #95708 - unncommon (10/03/2013) [-]
I'll be there in an hour with two gallons of water and some matches.
User avatar #95698 to #95697 - iwanttousenumbers (10/03/2013) [-]
Do it

faggot
User avatar #95701 to #95698 - unncommon (10/03/2013) [-]
Think I might actually do Molly instead...
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