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#92199 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
**EdwardNigma rolls 53**
Come ooooon snakepenis!
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#92445 to #92199 - saudiarabia **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #92438 to #92199 - misticalz (09/03/2013) [-]
**misticalz rolls 94**
User avatar #92439 to #92438 - misticalz (09/03/2013) [-]
ALLAHU AKBAR.
User avatar #92343 to #92199 - iwanttousenumbers (09/02/2013) [-]
**iwanttousenumbers rolls 37**
User avatar #92273 to #92199 - alexanderburns (09/02/2013) [-]
**alexanderburns rolls 59** I want to be a wizard named Greg.
User avatar #92274 to #92273 - alexanderburns (09/02/2013) [-]
But I guess that aint bad either.
User avatar #92245 to #92199 - laundrysmeller (09/01/2013) [-]
**laundrysmeller rolls 83**

User avatar #92246 to #92245 - laundrysmeller (09/01/2013) [-]
imokaywiththis.jpeg
User avatar #92243 to #92199 - kosmic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
**kosmic rolls 17** inb4 snooki
User avatar #92238 to #92199 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/01/2013) [-]
**ithyphallophobia rolls 59**
User avatar #92233 to #92199 - jari (09/01/2013) [-]
**jari rolls 12**
User avatar #92227 to #92199 - loveyameanish (09/01/2013) [-]
**loveyameanish rolls 74**
#92237 to #92228 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #92250 to #92237 - loveyameanish (09/01/2013) [-]
Tenks beb.
User avatar #92223 to #92199 - dusters (09/01/2013) [-]
**dusters rolls 36**
User avatar #92234 to #92223 - desdemona (09/01/2013) [-]
explains why you like to fist percioz so much
User avatar #92218 to #92199 - davvi (09/01/2013) [-]
**davvi rolls 00** what
User avatar #92219 to #92218 - davvi (09/01/2013) [-]
yeah i'm not nearly bored enough to go through all of them just to pick one
#92226 to #92219 - desdemona (09/01/2013) [-]
Here I picked one for you
User avatar #92229 to #92226 - davvi (09/01/2013) [-]
haha thanks
User avatar #92225 to #92219 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Then you are the ballsack wizard.
User avatar #92230 to #92225 - davvi (09/01/2013) [-]
mm ballsacks
User avatar #92206 to #92199 - desdemona (09/01/2013) [-]
**desdemona rolls 89**
#92208 to #92206 - desdemona (09/01/2013) [-]
Weenie-Mancer
User avatar #92205 to #92199 - percioz (09/01/2013) [-]
**percioz rolls 72**
User avatar #92203 to #92199 - ariscorp ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
**ariscorp rolls 30** Pyrotastic!
User avatar #92201 to #92199 - Timmietim ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
**Timmietim rolls 08**
#92202 to #92201 - Timmietim ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #92221 to #92220 - Timmietim ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
I know you like it.
User avatar #92222 to #92221 - percioz (09/01/2013) [-]
yes 92222
User avatar #92224 to #92222 - percioz (09/01/2013) [-]
one 2 too much fuck me.
#92200 to #92199 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #92198 - bluzzerstream (09/01/2013) [-]
I need a hilarious joke for a really unserious applicationform
User avatar #92252 to #92198 - narwalz (09/01/2013) [-]
Frozen apples. Hardcore.

Velcro, what a rip off.
User avatar #92231 to #92198 - davvi (09/01/2013) [-]
"what's the deal with airline food?"
User avatar #92235 to #92231 - bluzzerstream (09/01/2013) [-]
WHAT WHAT?
User avatar #92177 - thisistheguy (09/01/2013) [-]
This is how I feel after I put on my sweatshirt and it smells like cash for whatever reason. (Can't post pictures yet bear with me)
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User avatar #92180 to #92177 - davvi (09/01/2013) [-]
but doesn't cash smell dirty?
User avatar #92196 to #92180 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/01/2013) [-]
It smells like coke and stripper ass.
#92169 - mudkipzFTW (09/01/2013) [-]
can we all take a minute to appreciate bella thorne
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#92236 to #92181 - mudkipzFTW (09/01/2013) [-]
yeah, and the deep plot
User avatar #92178 to #92169 - fladen (09/01/2013) [-]
her and zendaya make me happy
User avatar #92168 - rplix (09/01/2013) [-]
I am alone once again. Friend in dorm said he wants to find someone to drink with and didn't invite me.
User avatar #92170 to #92168 - thisistheguy (09/01/2013) [-]
Hint at it next time you get a chance to talk. I did the same thing with my roommate yesterday, and don't feel too bad, when I took him out he spent the rest of the night puking when we got back.
User avatar #92171 to #92170 - rplix (09/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, he's out for a smoke right now. If he comes back to his room I'll ask.

I'm so fucking bored, I would rather be puking and having a good time than sitting on the computer.
User avatar #92172 to #92171 - thisistheguy (09/01/2013) [-]
It's not that great unless you're really extroverted and go crazy at parties, or if you just get shitfaced, I guess.
User avatar #92173 to #92172 - rplix (09/01/2013) [-]
Yep I kind of experienced that last friday...

Chugged like 5 beers (which were warm and it was gross) and then smoked some weed later on. Puked 3 times during the night. Had to sleep next to the trash can.

It was kind of awful.
User avatar #92174 to #92173 - thisistheguy (09/01/2013) [-]
Sounds awful. Just stay away from the jungle juice if you go out that shit sneaks up on you.
User avatar #92175 to #92174 - rplix (09/01/2013) [-]
For sure. Well, I guess I'll wait for my buddy to come back.

Thanks for the tips.
User avatar #92176 to #92175 - thisistheguy (09/01/2013) [-]
Good luck
#92161 - leightonsolomon (09/01/2013) [-]
I'm literally just coming here because my friends wont hang out with me anymore and the loneliness got to me.
I'm literally just coming here because my friends wont hang out with me anymore and the loneliness got to me.
#92183 to #92161 - izaya (09/01/2013) [-]
Listen to Sasha, okay?    
   
also friends are overrated
Listen to Sasha, okay?

also friends are overrated
#92166 to #92161 - stripey (09/01/2013) [-]
We're here for ya bro.

I agree with thisistheguy, join clubs and get involved if you're in high school, and do similar things if you are older. Get involved, if you like art I'm sure there's some art thing you could go to and maybe meet some new, like minded people there.

Basically, my advice is to self evaluate yourself, and try to see what you can do to make yourself more approachable and easy going, because everybody can improve in those categories and it will help you socially, I believe.
User avatar #92167 to #92166 - leightonsolomon (09/01/2013) [-]
Thanks bro. I'll try
User avatar #92165 to #92161 - thisistheguy (09/01/2013) [-]
Go join a club if you're in school. I don't know anyone right now being a freshman, but I feel like I'll meet a ton of new people with the clubs I'm joining.
User avatar #92164 to #92161 - lastorder (09/01/2013) [-]
Why?
Because of their jobs or changing interests?
Whatever the case you can always go like to events with people you share that hobby with.
User avatar #92163 to #92161 - thisistheguy (09/01/2013) [-]
Go get new ones.
#92155 - izaya (09/01/2013) [-]
So I spent last hour chatting with camgirl and other guys in chatroom, on ichaturbate. What productive things are you doing, FJ?
So I spent last hour chatting with camgirl and other guys in chatroom, on ichaturbate. What productive things are you doing, FJ?
User avatar #92156 to #92155 - alphabethsoop (09/01/2013) [-]
Lose my phone and wish that I was at Made in America with my friends atm.
#92157 to #92156 - izaya (09/01/2013) [-]
Do you know where it might be or did you lose it for good?
Do you know where it might be or did you lose it for good?
User avatar #92158 to #92157 - alphabethsoop (09/01/2013) [-]
Its somewhere in my house. I put it down after I went running and can't be bothered to look for it.
User avatar #92232 to #92158 - davvi (09/01/2013) [-]
1. call it
2. listen
3. ????
4. find it!
#92159 to #92158 - izaya (09/01/2013) [-]
You silly alphabethsoop, I though you lost it and felt sorry for you
You silly alphabethsoop, I though you lost it and felt sorry for you
User avatar #92153 - thisistheguy (09/01/2013) [-]
Did you hear about the skeleton that didn't come to the party?

He didn't have anyBODY to come with
User avatar #92239 to #92153 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/01/2013) [-]
A pretty fungi came to the party but he quickly left because there wasn't mushroom.
User avatar #92154 to #92153 - prettypalmtrees (09/01/2013) [-]
8/10 lol'd
User avatar #92162 to #92154 - thisistheguy (09/01/2013) [-]
One film meets another film in a bar. They hit it off well, and the one film asks the other: "why don't we go somewhere dark and see what develops?"
User avatar #92185 to #92162 - prettypalmtrees (09/01/2013) [-]
These are great. I love lame jokes.
User avatar #92197 to #92185 - thisistheguy (09/01/2013) [-]
Ok one more
Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a dad tomato, a mom tomato and a kid toma The kid was walking far behind the other two so the mom tomato squishes him and says "ketchup".
User avatar #92304 to #92197 - prettypalmtrees (09/02/2013) [-]
Haha aww, I've never heard that one!
#92151 - davvi (08/31/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/allcomments/   
   
this is the most useless feature ever   
   
pic related, only "why?!" reaction i have
www.funnyjunk.com/allcomments/

this is the most useless feature ever

pic related, only "why?!" reaction i have
User avatar #92152 to #92151 - misticalz (08/31/2013) [-]
Easier way to weed out porn.
As you can see, there is a flag button next to all of them.
User avatar #92135 - desdemona (08/31/2013) [-]
I still can't thumb things, anonymoose can you yet?
User avatar #92141 to #92135 - legendaryhero ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
You are probably thumb-banned, just like me.
User avatar #92142 to #92141 - desdemona (08/31/2013) [-]
It kinda sucks when you get thumb banned for a rule implemented after you've done something
User avatar #92143 to #92142 - legendaryhero ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
The reasons why are also shit.
User avatar #92144 to #92143 - desdemona (08/31/2013) [-]
I dont know if it is perma or just temporary. Knowing admin it will be perma.
User avatar #92150 to #92144 - davvi (08/31/2013) [-]
nah it's "permanent" until admins pms is over and he does another two weeks of unbanning everyone and giving them coloured text
User avatar #92146 to #92144 - legendaryhero ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Oh and this:

2) If you vote up porn outside NSFW you will be vote banned forever.
User avatar #92147 to #92146 - desdemona (08/31/2013) [-]
I didn't do the porn one, I did the thumb orgy one and I think it was back when items board had them, I havent been on the items board in months
User avatar #92148 to #92147 - legendaryhero ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
I think I thumbed a "sexy" pic up. It wasn't quite porn more like a tease. Notsure though.
#92211 to #92148 - desdemona (09/01/2013) [-]
I think we will be ok. It's a shame he didnt do the two things separate because I agree with the level 2 requirement but I don't agree with the thumb ban
User avatar #92145 to #92144 - legendaryhero ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Look what I found in my inbox

Bans can never be reversed. IP bans are permanent. If banned your account is erased forever and everything you posted is deleted.

Fucking lovely.
User avatar #92127 - percioz (08/31/2013) [-]
What productive and non-lazy things have you done this week?
-Worked out
-Cleaned my room
-Did all of my homework
-Built my first computer, then I disassembled it, then rebuilt it.
#92295 to #92127 - cakefaceify ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Applied for jobs in a new city
Hooked up with a cute girl I met the week before
Met ~16 new people over a weekend
Worked out
Tried to learn the layout of this new city
Bought new clothes for job interviews
Grocery shopping, yaaay
Laundry
Dishes
etc


Living alone is both a blessing and a curse.
User avatar #92240 to #92127 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/01/2013) [-]
I shaved
User avatar #92241 to #92240 - percioz (09/01/2013) [-]
I like your style
#92140 to #92127 - desdemona (08/31/2013) [-]
went walking
by the looks of this photo someone took I am going to fuck someone up
#92116 - BNofuv (08/31/2013) [-]
Source?
Source?
User avatar #92119 to #92118 - BNofuv (08/31/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #92128 to #92119 - moosehat (08/31/2013) [-]
the fuck did i just watch
User avatar #92130 to #92128 - BNofuv (08/31/2013) [-]
It's how I pick up girls
#92102 - sheepysquirrel (08/31/2013) [-]
Am I a pretty lady?
On Omegle no one talked to me with my face showing, (I am a guy) so I started showing only my eye and people couldn't tell my gender from my eyes but said I was definitely a girl cause my eyes were so feminine; so I covered up my face like this and people started hitting on me asking to see my face and tits after
User avatar #92113 to #92102 - iwanttousenumbers (08/31/2013) [-]
You have a nice smile
User avatar #92117 to #92113 - sheepysquirrel (08/31/2013) [-]
tthhaannkk you
User avatar #92107 to #92102 - davvi (08/31/2013) [-]
i guess it's mainly because of the long hair, apart from that not really
User avatar #92108 to #92107 - sheepysquirrel (08/31/2013) [-]
That is a wig sir.

I'd take a screenshot of how my eyes looked on webcam but I'm lazy.

You could have at least acted like I was a pretty lady!!!!
User avatar #92111 to #92108 - davvi (08/31/2013) [-]
but ur ugly
User avatar #92112 to #92111 - sheepysquirrel (08/31/2013) [-]
#cutforsheepysquirrel
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User avatar #92104 to #92103 - sheepysquirrel (08/31/2013) [-]
I will take it that you fall in love easily and get very angry at anyone who leaves you.
+1
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User avatar #92139 to #92106 - percioz (08/31/2013) [-]
There is in my opinion no such thing as a feminine eye if that helps.
User avatar #92092 - dashunicorn (08/31/2013) [-]
Snapchat time
NICKTAULI
User avatar #92097 to #92092 - prettypalmtrees (08/31/2013) [-]
i added chu
#92085 - MyNameIsntCrookers (08/31/2013) [-]
I always love getting to know you people with accounts!
Turns 18 next Wednesday/M/USA(California)
#92182 to #92085 - dzubelyudee ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
19 / M / New Zealand
User avatar #92298 to #92182 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/02/2013) [-]
also this 12 year old flashed her boob while her friend fell off the bed
User avatar #92290 to #92182 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/02/2013) [-]
tell me how to pronounce your username and i will tell you about my findings on omegle
User avatar #92296 to #92290 - dzubelyudee ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
It's the letter 'W' pronounced like a drunk Russian. Your... findings?
User avatar #92357 to #92296 - percioz (09/02/2013) [-]
IT MAKES SOOOO MUCH SENSE WTF
User avatar #92297 to #92296 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/02/2013) [-]
i found out that you do not have to be gay to entertain gay and bisexual people. but at the same time it creates a night you must never speak of to anyone ever again
User avatar #92299 to #92297 - dzubelyudee ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
On second thoughts, let us not go to Omegle. 'Tis a silly place.
#92160 to #92085 - alphabethsoop (09/01/2013) [-]
17 / Female / America
User avatar #92289 to #92160 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/02/2013) [-]
west america?
User avatar #92389 to #92289 - alphabethsoop (09/03/2013) [-]
Nope east coast is best coast lol
User avatar #92390 to #92389 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/03/2013) [-]
ohhh east coast beast coast B) haha
#92149 to #92085 - hingerbinger (08/31/2013) [-]
15 / M / Scotland
User avatar #92288 to #92149 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/02/2013) [-]
you seem to have all the glory of a perfect head congratulations
User avatar #92247 to #92149 - millennial (09/01/2013) [-]
YOU sir, have the greatest afro ever.
#92138 to #92085 - BrayBoy ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
16 / M / Ireland
User avatar #92287 to #92138 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/02/2013) [-]
a very good looking irish at that! hello
User avatar #92336 to #92287 - BrayBoy ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
>implying we are not all glorious bastards in Ireland
but thank you
User avatar #92376 to #92336 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/03/2013) [-]
my math teacher was from ireland! she taught me the calculus well
+1
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User avatar #92280 to #92132 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/02/2013) [-]
cat power *Fist in the air*
-1
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#92126 to #92085 - percioz (08/31/2013) [-]
16/M/Norway
User avatar #92384 to #92126 - prettypalmtrees (09/03/2013) [-]
mmm that scarf
User avatar #92415 to #92384 - percioz (09/03/2013) [-]
You girls only like boys because of their eyes and their scarves.
User avatar #92427 to #92415 - prettypalmtrees (09/03/2013) [-]
no i like them by their humor and their hands c:
User avatar #92440 to #92427 - percioz (09/03/2013) [-]
A girl told me I have healer hands today. Want to test them?
User avatar #92536 to #92489 - percioz (09/04/2013) [-]
oh okay
User avatar #92277 to #92126 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/02/2013) [-]
hello again :3
User avatar #92356 to #92277 - percioz (09/02/2013) [-]
Hi hello hey
User avatar #92382 to #92356 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/03/2013) [-]
How are things my Norwegian homie?
User avatar #92414 to #92382 - percioz (09/03/2013) [-]
I'm all good, how bout you?
#92121 to #92085 - dusters (08/31/2013) [-]
20 since may/M/France
User avatar #92383 to #92121 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/03/2013) [-]
i knowyou read my comment
User avatar #92387 to #92383 - dusters (09/03/2013) [-]
I did.
User avatar #92285 to #92121 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/02/2013) [-]
you look charming
#92114 to #92085 - iwanttousenumbers (08/31/2013) [-]
Just turned 20 in January/M/Canada
User avatar #92284 to #92114 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/02/2013) [-]
about to be 21 in next january i see
User avatar #92341 to #92284 - iwanttousenumbers (09/02/2013) [-]
Omg how do u kno dat lik dats creepy dude r u a stalkr???
User avatar #92379 to #92341 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/03/2013) [-]
i am the maths
#92109 to #92085 - desdemona (08/31/2013) [-]
19 on Friday/F/England
User avatar #92283 to #92109 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/02/2013) [-]
Rule #1 about lady fight club
#92098 to #92085 - prettypalmtrees (08/31/2013) [-]
Just turned 17 three days ago!/f/Florida
User avatar #92278 to #92098 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/02/2013) [-]
no more red thumbs!
User avatar #92282 to #92278 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/02/2013) [-]
btw feliz cumpleanos prettypalmtrees
User avatar #92306 to #92282 - prettypalmtrees (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you very much.
User avatar #92372 to #92306 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/03/2013) [-]
how's your labor day?
User avatar #92373 to #92372 - prettypalmtrees (09/03/2013) [-]
It was pretty good. How about yours?
User avatar #92375 to #92373 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/03/2013) [-]
the weekend was fun. today's been so/so. i'm supposed to be doing an essay shh
User avatar #92377 to #92375 - prettypalmtrees (09/03/2013) [-]
Everything alright? Why just so/so? Omg I love writing essays.
User avatar #92378 to #92377 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/03/2013) [-]
haha you're very kind for your concern (: No I mean like nothing super eventful happened, very relax. I'm doing fine.
I like essays too! it's just this is my very first college essay and I don't want to come across as an idiot to my teacher
User avatar #92380 to #92378 - prettypalmtrees (09/03/2013) [-]
Well that's good. c: You're nice to talk
User avatar #92385 to #92380 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/03/2013) [-]
haha thanks, you're quite charming (:
User avatar #92386 to #92385 - prettypalmtrees (09/03/2013) [-]
Please try and tell that to my real-life friends lmao! I'll pay you! Wanna message instead of commenting?
User avatar #92110 to #92098 - davvi (08/31/2013) [-]
happy late birthday!
User avatar #92137 to #92110 - prettypalmtrees (08/31/2013) [-]
thank you, sir
#92090 to #92085 - cantfindausername (08/31/2013) [-]
Already 18/ M/ USA (Washington)
User avatar #92328 to #92281 - cantfindausername (09/02/2013) [-]
How you doin'?
User avatar #92374 to #92328 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/03/2013) [-]
School's been really good to me. Lots of fun teachers
User avatar #92392 to #92374 - cantfindausername (09/03/2013) [-]
That's good to hear, even if I don't know you : )

Have you made any friends?
User avatar #92393 to #92392 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/03/2013) [-]
Sir we do know each other, we were in the last social thread, well not the last last one but the last one that I started. except i tried to lie of age
User avatar #92394 to #92393 - cantfindausername (09/03/2013) [-]
My memory does not serve me well. I do apologize.
#92089 to #92085 - misticalz (08/31/2013) [-]
underage banned

jk
User avatar #92093 to #92089 - davvi (08/31/2013) [-]
says the 13-year-old
User avatar #92120 to #92093 - misticalz (08/31/2013) [-]
wrong
User avatar #92122 to #92120 - percioz (08/31/2013) [-]
Davvid he's actually 14. There's a big difference.
User avatar #92123 to #92122 - misticalz (08/31/2013) [-]
Wrong tho
User avatar #92124 to #92123 - percioz (08/31/2013) [-]
Oh I forgot you had a birthday not that long ago, 15. soz beb
User avatar #92087 to #92085 - DCat (08/31/2013) [-]
Kinda early, but congrats on the birthday man.

No picture cause I'm not on my laptop and it's the only thing I have that has a webcam.
User avatar #92076 - ManInKilt (08/31/2013) [-]
So i'm planning on buying a safety razor, anyone with experience have a good suggestion?
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User avatar #92057 to #92004 - Leopard (08/31/2013) [-]
Deletin' the pic cuz apparently it causes controversy.
User avatar #92084 to #92057 - repostforlife (08/31/2013) [-]
what was it?
User avatar #92066 to #92057 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/31/2013) [-]
lobselvith
User avatar #92077 to #92066 - lobselvith (08/31/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #92038 to #92004 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/31/2013) [-]
Pretending to be girls again are we catzombie?
User avatar #92040 to #92038 - Leopard (08/31/2013) [-]
Arn't you the guy who wanted to whore your girlfriend for free items?
User avatar #92045 to #92040 - dusters (08/31/2013) [-]
Ooooh bitchy. Oh fuck yes.
User avatar #92044 to #92040 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/31/2013) [-]
Yeah totally because I had a girlfriend during the whole two months I would play that game. Aren't you the guy that was pretending to be Angie Varona on your orrisic account? Aren't you also the guy who got banned for posting CP on your catzombie and twoleopards account?
User avatar #92051 to #92044 - Leopard (08/31/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure you asked me for my items (back when I was a collector), and offered pics of girls for them... strange dude.

No, I'm not a guy that pretended to be Angir Varona, I doubt there ever was a guy who did that here.

Catzombie was my old account, which got banned for posting a picture of two adult girls making sexual poses around their child who was smiling as a form of bad parenting. Was it you that looked at that picture, and banned me?
#92054 to #92051 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/31/2013) [-]
I asked you for your items? Right.
User avatar #92056 to #92054 - Leopard (08/31/2013) [-]
Did you just type that whole thing up right now? Da fuck are you trying to pull off.
User avatar #92058 to #92056 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/31/2013) [-]
Yeah I totally typed it up right now.
www.funnyjunk.com/user/allion/367#367
User avatar #92062 to #92058 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/31/2013) [-]
He's a fucking liar is what that means. I'm pretty sure he's some sort of pedo.
#92060 to #92058 - Leopard (08/31/2013) [-]
You are a pathetic troll. You typed that up that long ago, kept it for so long, decided to keep it so you can try to beat me in some argument when I show an eye lid on the social board..
You are a pathetic troll. You typed that up that long ago, kept it for so long, decided to keep it so you can try to beat me in some argument when I show an eye lid on the social board..
User avatar #92059 to #92058 - dusters (08/31/2013) [-]
Ooooh, what does that mean, Leopard?? :o
User avatar #92061 to #92059 - Leopard (08/31/2013) [-]
It means he's a very very dedicated troll.
User avatar #92063 to #92061 - dusters (08/31/2013) [-]
So, to make him shut up, would you be willing to take a pic with a wee note saying hi hash and the date?

I just want to see who's right (:

User avatar #92065 to #92063 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/31/2013) [-]
He won't dude. It's one of his signature moves. He's always trying to get younger female users to post to 'prove a point' and then he proceeds to jerk off to their pics. If they don't he calls them ugly and says that's why they won't post because they're hideous. Yet when you ask him to post a picture he always replies with "and why the fuck would I do that"? You can look through his comments yourself, I'm sure it won't take you long to find said examples. I'd do it myself and show you the evidence but it's a bit more difficult for me to navigate this site on mobile.
User avatar #92067 to #92065 - dusters (08/31/2013) [-]
I was much more inclined to believe you from the start anyway, I just felt like cutting to the chase.

I found it weird that a girl wouldn't think of posting another pic of herself (especially on this board) after a first one caused a so-called controversy to get rid of some "hater" by proving him wrong.
User avatar #92068 to #92067 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/31/2013) [-]
I would've showed you more compelling evidence from the start but most of his comments got deleted when he got banned for being a freakazoid.
#92069 to #92068 - dusters (08/31/2013) [-]
This is the girl from the eyelid picture leo posted.

She posted that picture on reddit a few hours ago under the username whoresomewench.

Guess I would have gotten that picture or any other if it hadn't just been a freak.

Oh well, I still enjoyed that wee argument you two had!!
User avatar #92070 to #92069 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/31/2013) [-]
inb4 he says a whoresomewench is an account of his on reddit

Yeah I've had arguments like this with that chomo a couple of times before on different boards. As long as this faggot stays on this site you can expect some more entertainment sooner or later.
User avatar #92073 to #92070 - dusters (08/31/2013) [-]
Oh no no I doubt it he'll say that, that girl is British. From what I know Leopard/catzombie is canadian.

Well, I guess this just adds to your pile of proofs.

User avatar #92074 to #92073 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/31/2013) [-]
True. Welp I'm off now, got loads of princess duties.
User avatar #92094 to #92074 - davvi (08/31/2013) [-]
haha you're cool hash
User avatar #92105 to #92094 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #92075 to #92074 - dusters (08/31/2013) [-]
Same!
User avatar #92064 to #92063 - birdss (08/31/2013) [-]
Leopard , I agree with Dusters..
You should provide us with a picture, so we can see who's right.
User avatar #92053 to #92051 - birdss (08/31/2013) [-]
Shit is hitting the fan!
User avatar #92055 to #92053 - Leopard (08/31/2013) [-]
Totally. Let me justify a bit.

My old account before this was catzombie. Great account, 18000 comments. But always had 2-3 haters (anons) who would follow me around and reply to me calling me a fag. Oh well. At some point I got banned for the non-nsfw pic of bad parenting. It got 40 thumbs..ish.. and then was deleted. Haters...

So I now am on this account. Twoleopards was an account I used to spam the item board for fun time to time. I trolled people by pretending to be a noob who got high class items (which I had in my original account). That got banned for spamming.

I don't know who Angir Varona is or orrisic.
User avatar #92099 to #92055 - prettypalmtrees (08/31/2013) [-]
Stop trying to make yourself look good.
User avatar #92046 to #92044 - birdss (08/31/2013) [-]
Hash, you're a feminist like me, You don't have to listen to that male. xx
User avatar #92047 to #92046 - dusters (08/31/2013) [-]
I fucking hate you.
User avatar #92050 to #92047 - birdss (08/31/2013) [-]
Sorry, I'm busy with my princess duties.
Bye now.
User avatar #92028 to #92004 - birdss (08/31/2013) [-]
Don't tell me what to do, I'm a feminist! ):<
User avatar #92011 to #92004 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (08/31/2013) [-]
OH MY GO- jk it looks like an eyelid.
User avatar #92032 to #92011 - Leopard (08/31/2013) [-]
Heart.
User avatar #92034 to #92032 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (08/31/2013) [-]
ohhhhh i see it now. well that's nifty
#92009 to #92004 - midnighteyes (08/31/2013) [-]
This reminds me of the time one of my friends asked me &quot;Don't you hate it when you can feel your heartbeat in your eye?&quot;   
At first I was confused as fuck.   
Then I realized she was referring to your eye twitching.
This reminds me of the time one of my friends asked me "Don't you hate it when you can feel your heartbeat in your eye?"
At first I was confused as fuck.
Then I realized she was referring to your eye twitching.
User avatar #92005 to #92004 - katinka (08/31/2013) [-]
get it tattooed
User avatar #92013 to #92005 - midnighteyes (08/31/2013) [-]
I say this whenever I look at any part of my body naked in the mirror...
I have a problem
User avatar #92014 to #92013 - katinka (08/31/2013) [-]
i don't get it, you wanna get your body part tattooed? or how, explain
User avatar #92015 to #92014 - midnighteyes (08/31/2013) [-]
I want to tattoo every single part of my body.
User avatar #92017 to #92016 - midnighteyes (08/31/2013) [-]
Thanks bro.
User avatar #92018 to #92017 - katinka (08/31/2013) [-]
do eet.
User avatar #92019 to #92018 - midnighteyes (08/31/2013) [-]
I'm workin on it. It's fuggin expenseeeeev tho.
User avatar #92020 to #92019 - katinka (08/31/2013) [-]
only reason i'm not doing it, good luck with stuff
#92022 to #92020 - midnighteyes (08/31/2013) [-]
I've pierced my face already...Tattoos will fill my voids soon enough.
#92024 to #92022 - katinka (08/31/2013) [-]
I had my ears full and the got my belly button pierced, but it's addictive man, that's probably what you have. addiction, not saying it's bad, just you know...just sayin'
#92027 to #92024 - midnighteyes (08/31/2013) [-]
My cartilage and both lobes.
#92026 to #92024 - midnighteyes (08/31/2013) [-]
I've got this one in my face and then.....
User avatar #92030 to #92026 - katinka (08/31/2013) [-]
nice, i don't have any pics, but i used to have 4 in my left ear and 5 in the right, now i only have 2 cause they sealed up :/ but ya, nice, me gusta
User avatar #92006 to #92005 - Leopard (08/31/2013) [-]
Why, it's already there.
User avatar #92007 to #92006 - katinka (08/31/2013) [-]
it should be more defined, plus with time it might go away, who knows...just in case
User avatar #92008 to #92007 - Leopard (08/31/2013) [-]
It's my veins. It's a natural heart, I dont wanna cover it.
User avatar #92010 to #92008 - katinka (08/31/2013) [-]
define
#91999 - friednazi (08/31/2013) [-]
So 9 hours ago I got 4 wisdom teeth pulled. The only problem is that my bottom lip and chin are numb, which is super annoying, but I have no pain otherwise. I've heard horror stories about wisdom teeth pullings, I'd like to hear some stories from you guys.
User avatar #92072 to #91999 - OptimusRhyme (08/31/2013) [-]
when i had my wisdom teeth pulled a few years ago, the worst pain i'd gotten during the healing process was when i ate anything. other than that, it wasnt too bad. also i slept a lot during that time.
User avatar #92001 to #91999 - lip ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Hey.

Well you mentioned me but were kinda in the same boat.

Had them pulled on Monday... bottom 2 only, no top ones.

I drank a lot of pineapple juice to help with the swelling, and the first day I spilt a lot on myself because of the numbness and swelling...

Now I'm just keeping on top of my antibiotics and mouthwashes, and the pain is bearable without meds... Still hurts to eat just about anything.
User avatar #92002 to #92001 - friednazi (08/31/2013) [-]
Yeah I feel like a tard when I drool on myself. I was happy my tongue stopped being numb so I can taste things. Did you have that horrible breath after they were pulled too?
User avatar #92003 to #92002 - lip ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
If I did I wasn't aware about it.
#91964 - superdeadstar (08/30/2013) [-]
How is everyone? I'm new here, thought I'd say hi.
User avatar #91978 to #91964 - birdss (08/30/2013) [-]
Great way to introduce yourself, you're really contributing to this board with this post.
Congratulations that you're new, nobody cares.

Have a great time on social.
User avatar #91979 to #91978 - dusters (08/30/2013) [-]
No one likes you, fuck off you little shit.
User avatar #91980 to #91979 - birdss (08/30/2013) [-]
Pfft, Only because i'm black, You racist.
Besides majority of other people don't like you because you're a cunt.

We on this board, don't like posts like he posted!!
User avatar #91981 to #91980 - dusters (08/30/2013) [-]
Oh my god sorrry princess!!!


"We"
You're a faggot.

PS : I'm fucking queen bitch, you're nothing.
User avatar #91982 to #91981 - birdss (08/30/2013) [-]
Says the one, who went to my room last night with a knife, to threaten me.
Step up you aggressive faggot.

PS; you're fucking queen bitch?? Hope u contracted aids xxx
User avatar #91983 to #91982 - dusters (08/30/2013) [-]
You poisoned my baguettes. Step down you insecure faggot.

PS: At least I had sex!
User avatar #91984 to #91983 - birdss (08/30/2013) [-]
Oh hello i'm terribly sorry that i'm so insecure!!!

PS; Je ne sais pas.
User avatar #91985 to #91984 - dusters (08/31/2013) [-]
Mon cher ami, mon cher amour je veux me reveiller à tes côtés chaque matin :o
User avatar #91986 to #91985 - birdss (08/31/2013) [-]
Mon poisson rouge, Dans mon bain de mousse, Je l'emmitoufle Je lui dis :
J'ai pas de problème; Je fainéante!!! >

User avatar #91987 to #91986 - dusters (08/31/2013) [-]
Je ne t'aime plus tous les jours, je ne t'aime plus comme avant
User avatar #91988 to #91987 - birdss (08/31/2013) [-]
Et alors ! Mais qu'est-ce que ça te fait
Si je n'aime pas les protocoles, les idées fixes, les copier-coller ?

User avatar #91989 to #91988 - dusters (08/31/2013) [-]
Je t'aimais d'amour , je t'aimais mon amour . Et je voulais te le faire savoir...

Est-ce qu'en vivant avec des remords on s'en sort?
User avatar #91990 to #91989 - birdss (08/31/2013) [-]
Je m'baladais sur l'avenue, Le coeur ouvert à l'inconnu.
J'avais envie de dire bonjour, À n'importe qui
User avatar #91991 to #91990 - dusters (08/31/2013) [-]
Aïsha, Aisha, écoute moi!
User avatar #91993 to #91991 - birdss (08/31/2013) [-]
J'mens tu mens nous mentons On glisse comme des savons
User avatar #91994 to #91993 - dusters (08/31/2013) [-]

Elle était son calmant, son alcool profond. Comme elle est partie, attention : Jimmy tourne pas rond
User avatar #91995 to #91994 - birdss (08/31/2013) [-]
Enfin bon, ça c'est bon, ce n'est pas la fin du monde.

User avatar #91996 to #91995 - dusters (08/31/2013) [-]
Frère jacque, frère jacque, dormez vous!?
User avatar #91997 to #91996 - birdss (08/31/2013) [-]
Elle me dit "C'est ta vie. Fais ce que tu veux, tant pis

User avatar #91998 to #91997 - dusters (08/31/2013) [-]
Vous les hommes vous êtes tous les mêmes, macho mais cheap. Bande de mauviettes infidèles.
User avatar #91973 to #91964 - blackmensmell (08/30/2013) [-]
I'm a little worried, you know why?
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User avatar #91975 to #91974 - blackmensmell (08/30/2013) [-]
'CAUSE IF GOTTA GET READY FOR THE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!
User avatar #91966 to #91964 - Emers (08/30/2013) [-]
Hello good sir/ma'am.
#91965 to #91964 - hydromatic (08/30/2013) [-]
Welcome to hell
Welcome to hell
#91967 to #91965 - superdeadstar (08/30/2013) [-]
I'm sure it's not that terrible.
User avatar #91976 to #91967 - birdss (08/30/2013) [-]
It's only terrible, if dusters posts.
#91969 to #91967 - hydromatic (08/30/2013) [-]
I'm just kidding. It's pretty dead right now, but the community on here is awesome (most the time atleast)

I'll add you so you have someone to talk to if you want.
#91971 to #91969 - superdeadstar (08/30/2013) [-]
haha okay, thanks.
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