mred94.tumblr.com/

I will... I'll follow you, because I'm bored. And also anonmos.

That's not really my tumblr. Just looked up the shittiest one i could randomly find.

Then I'm totally "unfollowing" that shit.
I'm glad it wasn't yours, because I was judging the shit out of you.

I know, that was what i was going for. Trying to be funny and shit.

strictly-h-i-p-s-t-e-r.tumblr.com/

i sorta wanna see this become the next copypasta. it always reminds me of the "what the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch......"

lolwat is this real
I cant decide if you are dumb or just unfunny.

It's a copy paste like the "What the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch? I'll have you know... "

Ah, makes sense.

you know, we have this thing called a politics board for a reason.

You may now eat your hat.

¡MAYDAY! - Take Me To Your Leader
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqNymf0x0ds

ATMOSPHERE - sunshine
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvY38j7JdCk
and
Aesop Rock-Tetra
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkHMn8q6Jlg

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9Uz1icjwrM Nothing better

YES. THIS.

HeyOcean! - Make a new dance up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WrEfy2EMBY

Uppermost - Flashback
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i78U3VEAwK8

Eric Saade - Hearts in the air
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7En5BqIWDQ

Don´t judge me...

No one's judging you :D

deadmau5 - Professional Griefers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr2Bc5qMhE4

Kid Cudi - Soundtrack To My Life
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyDcktys9EU

Flight Facilities - Crave You
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0bS-YnLf4s

cotti - i dont give a dub
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3Tk1juDHKo

avicii - levels
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ovdm2yX4MA

deadmau5 - professional griefers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr2Bc5qMhE4

I forgot to hit reply the first time

16.375 and a half.

that`s a very accurate number :)

Exactly.

yes

maybe

Welcome!

Just a quick questionnaire.

1. How did you get your FJ name?
2. Is that Adrien Brody in the picture?
3. What is the vegetable of your choice?

1. Long story, actually. I once played super smash bros melee at a friends house and chose "random nickname". It gave me KOMA. I've used it ever since. To explain the number- I've always enjoyed the number 5, and my initial FJ name was KOMAFIFTYFIVE. However, after the FJ Apocalypse in which all users with names made after April 2010 were deleted by a slip up of kim jong's, I made this account and added 1 to 55.

2. Yes, that is adrien brody. I've always loved BRODYQUEST so i felt it fitting.

3. I'd have to say kale is my favorite vegetable. When it's crispy it basically tastes like a chip/crisp

Thank you for filling out the questionnaire and I'd like to welcome you to the Social board!

Why thank you. Now in order to avoid becoming cancer on my first day I'm going to ask- how often is it that people discuss more personal issues (crushes, infatuation, a weird first kiss story that they'd like to get an objective opinion of [hint hint]) in the board?

That's more of an Advice board topic. Haven't really seen it here, but I'm sure almost anything is up for discussion or conversation. Just start a thread if you're interested.

awesome, thanks man. I think i'll maybe check out advice first, actually. It's been over a month and that shit's left me pretty confused. I'll periodically jump back into the social board though, so long as i don't forget. Thanks again!

No problem!

talk to me, I answer advice all the time
it helps to get a girl's perspective :)

I think an objective view from a girl would actually be stellar in this case.

okay, shoot

Also I have to mention that all of our interactions this year have been somewhat awkward. The kiss is the elephant in the room.
I'm going to talk to her about it soon enough but I'd just like to understand the rationale.

Plus I just want to tell this story to someone as keeping secrets is actually pretty difficult.

Part 2:

So I head over to Carly's house along with some of my friends from the guy sleepover. We all talk a bit and, as shit would happen, I find myself alone with D.
At 5:30 AM.
In the basement of my friend's house.

I ask her if she picked the short straw (am I not just the most self-confident person you've ever heard?) and she said "No, I volunteered."

What the actual fuck.

so we talk for a bit, discussing my friends' relationships, boring shit. blah blah blah.

So then after a bit of awkward segueing into kissing, we kiss. Solid kiss- no tongue, but open mouth, and it lasted more than a few seconds.

We pulled away, and she said "not bad, you just need to relax." It's true. I was super nervous.
Anyway, I was walking on air.

BUT NOW I'M CONFUSED OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND.
I don't like her anymore- I've recently learned some shit about her that's made me change my mind. She did some shit (more like guys) over the summer that I'm not really going to repeat for her sake.

My question is- why, why, and WHY would she VOLUNTEER to kiss me if she knew I liked her? She had to know it would hurt me to some extent.

also i never mentioned she's a varsity cheerleader so there's that. As nerdy and beta as I am I can stand behind the fact that I kissed a cheerleader I guess.

All right. Let's set the scene here.
Very tree heavy, suburban town. Northern New Jersey. Small High School.
May of my Junior year (this past may).

I'm digging this girl in my spanish class (We'll just call her D). She's been good friends with one of my closest friends (Carly) for a while. She's pretty, sort of dorky (in a cute way), and has an impeccable taste in music. So we start flirting a bit, and I was completely out of my element. Dumb luck and whatever courage I could muster up led me to ask her out on a date to see the Hunger Games. She said yes. I was overjoyed.

So we go on the date. It's my first date. I saw the Hunger Games the week before on opening night, and when she gets scared when the muttations jump out, I hold her hand. She's down with it. Nice.

A week later, I told her how I felt. I was really into her, and I told her how I felt truthfully. She said she didn't see me the same way and just wanted to be friends. The nice, beta guy within me says "I understand completely." I was heartbroken for quite some time. Prom rolls around and she goes with the guy (who i despise) who asked her on valentines day (an action I found utterly douchebaggish). Whatever.

So summer happens. I still like her- the friendzone does not destroy feeling, just forces you to suppress it. I get through an enjoyable summer, and suddenly it's the day before school begins again.

Carly throws an end of summer bash. D is invited. When it's over, I head to my other friend's house to sleep over. I'm texting Carly as I'm upset. The conversation was like "Carly, I'm 17 and I'm a kissless virgin. I feel like a failure." (I was tired and it was melodramatic, but basically accurate.
She responds with "I am in the presence of 6 girls who would be willing to kiss you because the concept of being someone's first kiss is really cute."

...Fuck it, I'm down.

Clock hits 5AM (time 17 year olds are legally allowed to drive) and I head to her house.
Character count ran out. Part 2 coming

i like to believe im sexy.

everyone likes to believe they are sexy personally i believe god used a very special brush when he made me whether it was the sexy one or the energumen one is a question of perspective :)

I think god just said "fuck I have all these leftovers from other people. Fuck it, ill throw it all together and call it Sam." Hahaha

lol could always be worse you could have that rare disease that causes the skin to lose pigmentation and then you really would look like you had been made by god from loads of different people :)

haha true. i didnt necessarily say it was bad though. i can connect with almost anyone. i have very few enemies and the ones i do have tend to stay out of my way or not bug me at all.

same :) although most people tend to just tell me i`m unique which is an interesting way to put it lol

hahaha same here. i just make fun of myself and people dont know wat to do haha

I do half and half so people tend never to know whether I am actually a complete idiot or really smart tbh i think it just comes and goes lol

same for me. well this thread went well. friend request imminent.

yey friends XD

FUCK YEAH FRIENDSHIP.

Its only in the past week i`ve actually started to get people adding me without me asking :) feels good i gotta admit XD lol

welcome to the social board. where we give out friend request even with the smallest agreement on anything. hahaha

social board i dont want to freak you out but i love you

we all love it. we ALL. love it.

Tell me.These aren´t even the worst.I mean,I´m not exactly good looking normally,but every Photographer manages to make me look even worse.I think after 5 years of Festivals,Partys,usw, I would do hard to find even 10 Pictures I look good on...:/

the one where ur sitting down isnt bad at all and at least u dont look like your about to be violently hit in the face with a rubber chicken lol

Well,to me it looks like a Rapeface towards the Beer.D

maybe a little lol or you could just really really like that beer :)

I really liked it,it was the first one after we had to drive 5 hours to a Festival and couldn´t reach our Beers for we organized our cars in a really,really idiotic way.D

lol i hate it when that happens we once drove to a festival on the portuguese border without a single drink cause some idiot had packed them first under all the sleeping stuff
it may have been me

Exactly how it was with us.D
Well,at least we had Capri Sun and the Beer was cold when we arrived:D

it was also my fault:/

yea our stuff was cold to at least too
i may have left the house in slippers too lol

Ok,that didnt happen to me:D
But I only have one pair of shoes...wearing chucks on a Metal-festival isn´t cool,it hurts as hell.D
...and once I had to go on a Festival with only one shoe,cause my other one was stolen from my tent the first day...who the fuck steals ONE shoe...-.-

yea made the mistake of thinking kitten heels would be fine once big mistake lol yea why just the one????? lol thats messed up
i didnt even notice till we were half way across spain lol

what are you doing up so late anyway young lady?
sleep is good for you

i usually stay till about six dont know why just always have
i love sleep i just do it in the morning lol
guess i had better go though i have to be up in four hours and if i get any less sleep i may decide to punch the first person i see tomorrow Nanight kabageguy :) was fun :)

alright, nice talking to you mllerayael
dont let the bed bugs bite.

if they do
i`ll take a shoe
and make themsleep all night :)

Close eh?
I'm taking a slow walk into your mind

close but not
careful its pretty messy in there you might trip over some world domination plans

What a twist.
OOOH, lemme play 20 questions, ill try to guess what you're doing
Unless you're too cool for that

go on then :)
no one is too cool for twenty questions

does it involve somewhat active movement?
like, moving your arms and legs and stuff

nope :)

Does it involve the internet?
I wanna be, the very best...

yes
like no king was before

Does it have anything to do with funnyjunk?
im on to you

yes
doubt it :P

does it involve any of the boards?
you dare doubt my skills again?

yes
always :D

is it the NSFW boards?
you dirty dog, squidward

nope :)
to late for that one :P

does it involve this board?

I swear to god, if it has to do with this board
ill chuck a small animal out of my room

go get a small animal haha XD
im gna have to go soon its after four am hereand i gota be up by half 88 yeeey

*grabs cat*
4 am? where do you live?

lol XD
scotland :)

Dude,
I fucking love scotland

yep it pretty here i guess
fucking freezing too

On the list of things that are not okay
Thats really not okay

since i will never understand the pain its still funny :)
Sorry

Its horrible
horrible.

i`m female until they find a way to kick someone in the ovaries its pretty funny
hilarious actually :P

Its pretty funny
Till it happens to you

exactly
and it never will yey

So whats up?
you lucky bastard

not much
yep :D

O RLY?
i know what you're doing

o really??
i bet your wrong :P

I BET YOU ARE....
on funnyjunk

no shit sherlock :P
but what else am i doing is the big question moaha :P

I know im right on this one

on that one account yes :)

I'm so good at this
i'm fucking psychic

yes well done
of course you are dear

Don't doubt my skills

doubting
go on then what else am i doing :P

Fapping
Obviously

so close
too close
lol

I always come out yawning or with my eyes closed.

still more attractive than whatever face im meant to be pulling there lol

No, I doubt that. You're dressed all nice while I was in shorts and a t-shirt. I also had a photo taken when I was asleep in the car.

same i still need to take revenge on my best mate for that lol

Your friend took that pic? Upload something gross into their camera. That way when they show their friends those pictures, they'll think of him/her as some sick freak.

no no that was supposed to be a professional photographer lol no my mate took a pic of me sleeping over the summer we had been at a three day festival and i look hideous so a fitting revenge must be thought of and i like the sounds of what you suggested :)

I doubt a picture can be THAT unflattering.

And that idea that I suggested came from an unfortunate event. I was pretending to sniff crack off the dinner table for a funny slideshow a friend and I were putting together. I forgot to delete the pic and my mom showed it to her friends. My mom came home angry that night, but I could not stop laughing from what happened.

trust me it can and is lol
lmao adults always hat that for some reason
i dont care if i am 20 "they " are still adults and im not

I forgot to mention the "crack" was really just Splenda. I am not an adult either. I still call them adults, but I don't really consider myself one.

i`m guessing splenda is a sugar replacement yea? or a new name for crack? lol jk

No, it's definitely a sugar replacement.

Splenda isn't really a good name for crack. Something to do with street cred or whatever. lol

lmao

My parents especially didn't like it when they found a picture of my friend's butt. lol

lmao XD and thats why my mum is not allowed near any of my technology or my flat lol

Because people will moon her? O.o

because she`s nosey and i dont know what she might find :) lol mooning could be the least of it i have a lot of stuff in my room

ooooooooohooohoohohohohohookay! <(read that anyway you want it) XD

yea i just read over that and yea ok lol i meant the fact i have alot of people stuff in my room and even i dont know what in my flat anymore
and i would not want her to go through my top bedside drawer EVER

Yeah, I sorta gotcha the first time, but thanks for the elaboration! lol

Especially on that bedside drawer part. HAHAHA

i`m helpful like that :)

i got the ok you have some problems dear way lol

Yes, thank you very much for help. lol

That also reminds me, I have to clean my room up.

oh god dont go there my room looks like a bomb hit it several weeks ago and iv been too lazy to clean it
which i have

i dont think i will ever actually consider myself one lol

Once my remains are found in a post-apocalyptic world, I may consider it.

when i have kids i might go through a stage of thinking i am but it wont last long :)

If I ever reach my 60s, I will consider myself a child with lots of years and wrinkly skin. My children will beg me to stop making such immature jokes and they will tell me to stop playing my video games and to stop playing my music so loud.... the music one might be inevitable because my hearing will eventually go downhill :P

lol too late for me my hearing went downhill years ago so i`m just gna keep the music loud so i can hear it as far as i`m concerns just cause my body has decided to be a dick and age doesnt mean i`m going to lol

I keep the music loud so I can dance to it... I am no dancer, but I play a pretty mean air guitar and drums. Keeping your mind young is healthy, so I'm staying that way!

i agree :D
and i do dance cant help it if the musics good enough plus its pretty much the only excersize i get lol

For a while it was my whole workout.

I'm never in focus or beside the rest of my friends. Photographers suck, eh?

what an outrage you must demand a full refund D:
or at least an extra flag your friends seem to have accidentaly put theirs on fie

dictionary.reference.com/browse/fie I don't think that we did put our flag on fie or any other interjection.

well i didnt notice i had mispelt it
FIRE

Stupid infidels...

stupid fidels

The fuck did you just say?

oooh you dont look happy

I always look like this.

lucky bastard lol

you know it

one day kabageguy one day you wont look so damn good :P and i shall be waiting with a camera
yey stalker time

but that day is not today.
you'll never find me

too late already started :P
i`m already on it

I WILL BE SEXY FOREVRAR
I'm so excited, i finally realised what these f buttons do

I SHALL FIND YOU AND CATCH YOU UNAWARES AND UNSEXY
i know i only found out the other day XD

I dare you.
I always wondered how people did this, it makes me feel like im whispering

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
it makes me think of those little evil side thoughts you cant always supress

You have 7 days, don't disappoint me
I'm stealthy as fuck

BRING IN THE SPIES
I am not very graceful but rather stealthy at times

THE MLLERAYAEL IS A SPY
ninja contest

YES....YES I AM
woohoo i get a the before my name

I knew it
You have earned it

Well then i cant be a very good spy lol
such a proud achievement i think i may even brag about it XD

You must work up to becoming a good spy
I have given you bragging rights

I shall train faithfully :D
score!!

YOU WOULDN'T DARE!
I can't reply to your other reply for some reason

I WOULD TOO
comment threads too long

Good
Very good
I'm so winning this ninja fight

I will need to find a strong master to teach me
im not going down without a good fight and hopefully a kick to the nuts
you have been warned :P

From all the chewing gum? ;)

From all the red and green peppers, they don't agree with me at all but they're also in the spaghetti my dad makes, it's a small price to pay for tasty food.

i searched brak on GOOGLE(MOTHEFUCKER CAN YOU USE IT?) and i got two things. first one was Space Ghost and the second was The Brak Show.

Yes, thank you, except I wasn't asking about him, I remember where he was from)

Ah. I misread, my bad. well I dunno.

I give up on the show but I'm gonna guess it's tha magic school bus.

And evil con carne

No! It was rather realistically drawn, with Scooby-doo, Superman style poeple. And I don't think it was even a cartoon, they were just short skits between shows. I didn't know English that well back then, so I can't remember any dialogue, but there was this one "episode" where the guy called his mother and she told him to get a job and a girlfriend.

Yes, they were incredibly random.


The first show is "Flying Rhino Junior High", btw

Ohhhh.
I'm not sure if either of those were aired in the US

Was it live-action or a cartoon?

Pepper Ann?

I miss brak

oh god i remember that its one of those things thats on the tip of my tongue but just cant quite reach aaaaah damn you oneeyedfreak!!!!

for what reason?

im just curious haha

I live in southern Ohio

I might but this will have to do instead

R Money 4 lyf

is she not tagged in the picture? why not just ask on facebook?!

That's the thing. There is a picture posted by the restaurant, but no tagging. I wouldn't try to find the picture if I knew her name :)

Nahi

YEAH ME TOO

Samhaj toh atti nahi hai , bus awein Bol loon

What did you even say?

I agree so much with what you are saying.

Kaho na pyaar hai !

Lol I have no idea what you are saying.

Oh , I'm sorry I thought you knew , :) naw I'm just fucking with ya

Lol what were you even saying?

Random shit in Urdu

Nice.

ja natuurlijk man

Kya bola ?

ja best wel eigenlijk

Acha tum apni zooban me bol rahe ho , me soch rahi thi tum ne mughe kuch kaha

nee je mag geen wiet roken want je bent 14 ofzo.
en jjbeest is een kankernicht

Jjbeest kamina hai , or tum bhi kabhi kabhi , Laykin wo kamina sab se baara hai

okee dan zandneger kom dan. maak je kapot jonge

akmed put a little dish cloth around his head and build a mini plane if you have a cat all the better by a miniature ak-47 and a larger ak-47 so they can dual build a brick fortress for both of them, whoever victorious lets say the hamster you bu 49 more hamsters and divide the 50 into 2 25 grups and extend the cat and hamster forts, train them in the cat ways and akmed teaches the other 25 ways of the hamster then when they're ready and you have 50 miniature ak-47s set up dead mans land in your yard set up some cameras and call world war 3 all shall suffer, but if akmed is victorious cook him and eat him and gain his powers.

Ratatat :D

Lol thats a good name, I love hamsters.
My first hamster was called cecil, for no real reason.
Then I had two russian hamsters called Bernard and Manny because of Black Books, then my current one was given to me by my sister because my family call me the ''rodent whisperer'' and she couldn't seem to tame it. It's name is Orson after Orson Welles.

Awesome. Hamsters are cute pets. I'm not sure about this one, She was on sale for half price and not sure if this one has mites. It was scratching a lot last night.

Oh dear, hamsters can usually have shit wrong with them, my friend had one and it was mentally retarded or something. It was really sad but it was really fucking funny.
Go get it checked out, maybe there was a reason for it being half price.

20 Male Florida
not a very good pic but i had fun taking it
always enjoy internet friends, especially lasses

20/f/Paisley (Scotland)
i am the non blonde

15/m/NJ
sorry no picture but how's a description?

16 M PA. Year old photo.

You look like the kid I went to school with named Mike Bob

15/f/NJ
(picture taken for fake halloween we had in nj yesterday)

20 Male NY

16 F Ireland.


I'm sick and want to die
also i havent brushed my hair lol

18 M Virginia.

I'm the 2nd from the left.

Your a sailor ?

Sailor in training.

M 20 Las Vegas

I live in vegas too

You look like sloff

I don't even

mrmiguel he's here :D

dammit dingy, what are you getting me into?

Just introducing you to your twin brother

Who is Sloff?

A Mexican guy who looks like you

So, is that a good thing? Or is it bad?

A very good thing :)