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User avatar #95722 - strangemoo ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
My week is set. I got till the tenth waiting on my little vacation. And I got a big bag of Peanut Brittle.
I'm fucking set.
User avatar #95718 - austoboyko (10/04/2013) [-]
Any canadafags? if so where at? Swift current, Saskatchewan. I've lived in Vancouver for the past 16 years though only been in Sask for 2-3 months
User avatar #95725 to #95718 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #95745 to #95725 - teoberry (10/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #95755 to #95745 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #95724 to #95718 - misticalz ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #95721 to #95718 - teoberry (10/04/2013) [-]
Calgary nigga
#95716 - BrayBoy has deleted their comment [-]
#95713 - mudkipzFTW (10/03/2013) [-]
Does anyone have that image with a globe in it and text about a pun so bad everyone died?
#95767 to #95720 - mudkipzFTW (10/04/2013) [-]
yes, thank you
User avatar #95714 to #95713 - birdss (10/03/2013) [-]
Yes, somebody has it.
#95715 to #95714 - mudkipzFTW (10/03/2013) [-]
i would like it please
User avatar #95712 - unncommon (10/03/2013) [-]
I swear, if my cousin says one more joke about how he's the perfect lover or how he has a colossal penis, or even tells one more made up war story...I'm going to snap.
User avatar #95697 - unncommon (10/03/2013) [-]
I'm flying out to Texas on Saturday.
You guys think that I should drop acid before I hop on the plane?
Never done it, but why the fuck not.
User avatar #95770 to #95697 - smashingprodigy (10/04/2013) [-]
I'm flying out to San Antonio, TX as well. I'm going on monday though. For an internship interview.

That would make a good story. Do it.
User avatar #95771 to #95770 - unncommon (10/04/2013) [-]
I'm going to San Antonio to bro.
User avatar #95777 to #95771 - smashingprodigy (10/05/2013) [-]
So are you gonna do the acid? If not, that's cool.
User avatar #95785 to #95777 - unncommon (10/05/2013) [-]
Probably ecstasy. But I'm drunk right now (21:29) and I have to wake up at 04:00...going to be interesting.
User avatar #95702 to #95697 - TheseChocodiles (10/03/2013) [-]
jeez id go for something more manageable
#95703 to #95702 - unncommon (10/03/2013) [-]
'Bout time you talked to me again.  Damn.
'Bout time you talked to me again. Damn.
User avatar #95704 to #95703 - TheseChocodiles (10/03/2013) [-]
hey i told you your little revenge thing was brilliant, I pay attention.

so drugs on a plane, is that a part of your bucket list?
User avatar #95705 to #95704 - unncommon (10/03/2013) [-]
Not in particular, but a plane from Orlando, FL to San Antonio, TX will be long and I usually don't sleep too well after waking up.
Plus, it'd make for a good story.
User avatar #95706 to #95705 - TheseChocodiles (10/03/2013) [-]
Lol it really would, take ecstasy and then tell us the story.
or acid, but acid sounds scary.
User avatar #95707 to #95706 - unncommon (10/03/2013) [-]
Yeah I was thinking about that, but one thing that is on my bucket list is to have sex while on ecstasy...sounds like an incredible idea.
User avatar #95708 to #95707 - TheseChocodiles (10/03/2013) [-]
yeah it would be, but all i could think of is how thirsty you would be lol

at a festival I had taken some and my lips went so dry basically all the skin just came off and my lips were so swollen, it was really odd.
#95709 to #95708 - unncommon (10/03/2013) [-]
I'll be there in an hour with two gallons of water and some matches.
User avatar #95698 to #95697 - iwanttousenumbers (10/03/2013) [-]
Do it

User avatar #95701 to #95698 - unncommon (10/03/2013) [-]
Think I might actually do Molly instead...
#95686 - aherorising (10/03/2013) [-]
so.. I'm a combination of bored, lonely, ocasionally horny , stressed and molecules.

what's up everyone?
User avatar #95688 to #95686 - unncommon (10/03/2013) [-]
Lol. "Occasionally"
I figured out what masturbating was at age 12 and haven't missed a day since.
User avatar #95694 to #95688 - aherorising (10/03/2013) [-]
fine, "somewhat more than ocaionally"
User avatar #95692 to #95688 - ljxjlos (10/03/2013) [-]
You didn´t even stop on field trips, trips with friends, festivals or stuff like this? That´s hardcore.
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User avatar #95687 to #95686 - ariscorp (10/03/2013) [-]
just be glad it's friday tomorrow dude.
User avatar #95690 to #95687 - aherorising (10/03/2013) [-]
and then what? be glad I can spent my whole weekend studying in a dark room, trying to figure out how A: I ever managed to lag so far behind in statistics, and B: how statistics work? spoiler: it's a bitch
User avatar #95699 to #95690 - iwanttousenumbers (10/03/2013) [-]
So you can get down
User avatar #95700 to #95699 - aherorising (10/03/2013) [-]
get down to what?
User avatar #95710 to #95700 - iwanttousenumbers (10/03/2013) [-]
Get down on Friday. Like that song that sucks
#95674 - Spikeydeath (10/03/2013) [-]
Who do you think where the sexiest actresses and actors of all time, my vote is Marilyn Monroe and Rudolph Valentino
User avatar #95754 to #95674 - alphabethsoop (10/04/2013) [-]
Hugh Grant and Elizabeth Taylor
User avatar #95723 to #95674 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
Elizabeth Taylor back in her prime, Amber Heard now. They are both just drop dead gorgeous (well, Taylor way back when since she's dead now).

And I'm not gay but Joseph Gordon Levitt is a handsome motherfucker.
User avatar #95691 to #95674 - ljxjlos (10/03/2013) [-]
Hm. I couldn´t decide with the woman. There are too many hot/beautiful female Hollywood acctreces out there for me to decide. Especially some of the younger "upcoming" ones nowadays are pretty damn fine.

For the man, tho, I´d say either Viggo Mortensen or Hugh Jackman.
User avatar #95678 to #95674 - senselessness (10/03/2013) [-]
Audrey Hepburn and George Clooney I guess
User avatar #95672 - xzombonerx (10/03/2013) [-]
Hey ik this is a social board but I just got dumped by my was to be wife . And I need someone to cheer me up I'm trying anything can someone help please?
#95673 to #95672 - Spikeydeath (10/03/2013) [-]
What do you call a kid with no legs and an eye patch
User avatar #95693 to #95673 - unncommon (10/03/2013) [-]
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and a hard-on?
Still no eye fucking deer.
User avatar #95676 to #95673 - desdemona (10/03/2013) [-]
ur mom lol
User avatar #95670 - rplix (10/03/2013) [-]
Just sold a Facebook page for $250.

Total price he offered was $688, so I'm assuming he is in the process of sending that over soon.

If he doesn't, I still made $250 for doing nothing really haha.
#95682 to #95670 - ariscorp (10/03/2013) [-]
i just said it was k000l
User avatar #95671 to #95670 - rplix (10/03/2013) [-]
$350 total now
User avatar #95677 to #95671 - rplix (10/03/2013) [-]
Got the full $688
User avatar #95680 to #95677 - ariscorp (10/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #95681 to #95680 - rplix (10/03/2013) [-]
It's k if you are jealous
User avatar #95684 to #95681 - ariscorp (10/03/2013) [-]
no one cares
#95683 to #95681 - ariscorp has deleted their comment [-]
#95669 - krasnogvardiech (10/03/2013) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user mimithedragonborn **

Come here, I want you.
#95717 to #95669 - mimithedragonborn (10/04/2013) [-]
You called?
You called?
#95778 to #95726 - mimithedragonborn (10/05/2013) [-]
What is it?
What is it?
User avatar #95779 to #95778 - krasnogvardiech (10/05/2013) [-]
Dance for me.
#95695 to #95669 - privoxy has deleted their comment [-]
#95654 - Deanoss (10/02/2013) [-]
anyone here from gold coast in australia? drop a comment fools
anyone here from gold coast in australia? drop a comment fools
User avatar #95656 to #95654 - birdss (10/02/2013) [-]
#95653 - empithree (10/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #95651 - connorjay (10/02/2013) [-]
'tis odd

Feeling a wee bit shit, but unsure why. Almost as though something should be on my mind but just isn't fully conscious.

Ah well, eh!

How's Social nowadays?
User avatar #95668 to #95651 - cloverhand (10/03/2013) [-]
I know how you're feeling, I get it a lot, I'm never sure how to deal with it though

Social seems to be doing quite well though
User avatar #95655 to #95651 - birdss (10/02/2013) [-]
Social is doing great nowadays.

ps; you're feeling a wee bit shit because you're Welsh
#95633 - kargale ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
i really need someone to cover over eezma with "feelings" and have them drop into the hole with her, i would love you forever
i really need someone to cover over eezma with "feelings" and have them drop into the hole with her, i would love you forever
User avatar #95624 - mondominiman (10/02/2013) [-]
I'm starting to hate facebook now because whenever I go on I just see all my old friends talk about how much more successful they are since graduating and I'm just here making ends meet (kinda). Hell even my best buddy now has a gf and he's exactly like me personality and all. I guess he's had more opportunities around women than I have, either way I just feel like shit these last couple days seeing as the realization about me losing my job has started to finally hit me. I'm not thinking like I normally do.
User avatar #95647 to #95624 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (10/02/2013) [-]
I know the feeling.
I'm a junior at a state university and just now getting my general education classes finished, meanwhile a good friend of mine is working an internship at Mercedes IN GERMANY, another friend of mine is headed to Budapest this winter for study abroad
Makes me feel fantastic and accomplished, I'm just twiddling my thumbs writing screenplays for group projects.
User avatar #95635 to #95624 - ljxjlos (10/02/2013) [-]
This can change, dude. I´ve been the only one of my friends who had girlfriends for years. Right now I´m one of the only two without one...And if you´re not happy with what you´re doing, why don´t you just change jobs? Hell, better change when it´s possible then do something you hate for 50-60 years...
User avatar #95620 - cantfindausername (10/02/2013) [-]
So October should be a fun month for me. I just want to tell someone.
User avatar #95650 to #95620 - TITTYFISH (10/02/2013) [-]
It should be a fun month for everyone!
User avatar #95648 to #95620 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (10/02/2013) [-]
Only month where all 3 of my city's pro sports teams are active, granted the baseball team makes the playoffs.
I love October
User avatar #95632 to #95620 - aherorising (10/02/2013) [-]
how so?
User avatar #95679 to #95632 - cantfindausername (10/03/2013) [-]
Supernatural, Birthday, other peoples' birthday, Pokemon X/Y, my cousin is coming back home for a while.
I feel like I'm missing things, but that should be about the gist of it.
User avatar #95613 - yorker (10/02/2013) [-]
Hey ding-dong's, I'm bored.
Text me for no reason idgaf 254-998-0565
User avatar #95614 to #95613 - DCat (10/02/2013) [-]
No need to call me a ding-dong

What service do you have?
User avatar #95615 to #95614 - yorker (10/02/2013) [-]
AT&T (kinda shit, but can't complain). Hmu if you're bored, I deleted a ton of numbers and just wanna talk.

I can text all I want if that was your concern.

Also, sorry for calling you a ding-dong
User avatar #95610 - douevensax (10/02/2013) [-]
When did you become more sociable in life? If you still are awkward around others, what is your plan to become more involved? I became more sociable a while ago when I built up the ability to public speak and learn what interests others to get more involved with them.
User avatar #95685 to #95610 - TheseChocodiles (10/03/2013) [-]
At the age of 14.
I have always been good with people but something (it's too long and shitty to get into) stunted people actually trying to get to know me. Until I became friends with these people from a different school, who didn't have a biased opinion on me.
Then one halloween night, my friends and I from the different school bumped into all the ''popular'' kids from my school, and after one night out with me they all were so complimentary towards me and then they would invite me to all their parties.
It really did happen over night.
i was called the most popular girl in school a few months ago, which lol im not but its a fucking big difference from having basically no friends.
User avatar #95621 to #95610 - cantfindausername (10/02/2013) [-]
When I got a girlfriend and even more so when I moved in with my cousin.
I'm still kinda awkward, but I've improved a lot. I plan to start conversations with my classmates. It's not like they can move away from me.
User avatar #95617 to #95610 - TITTYFISH (10/02/2013) [-]
Pretty much my second year of college. I was social enough before but really only talked with my friends or if someone approached me. After I started jamming with the now lead guitarist of my band and going to a ton of shows and now have no problem starting convos with random people
User avatar #95605 - thisistheguy (10/02/2013) [-]
What are some good things to do with a Swede as an American?
User avatar #95611 to #95605 - CakemanRPG (10/02/2013) [-]
take them to NYC. you can get a high quality samurai sword in china town for like $20
User avatar #95612 to #95611 - thisistheguy (10/02/2013) [-]
Situated in IL but I'm about an hour out from Chicago thanks for the tip
User avatar #95606 to #95605 - DCat (10/02/2013) [-]
Go to Ikea. Make them feel more at home.
User avatar #95608 to #95606 - thisistheguy (10/02/2013) [-]
I mean that's obviously up there but there are only so many days you can go to Ikea
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