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#90957 - unicornbanger (08/23/2013) [-]
Post your:    
- Name.    
- Gender (Even if it is obvious).    
- Age.    
- Nationality .    
- Hobbies.    
- Favourite Music genre.    
- Favourite Movie genre.    
- Favourite animal.    
- Food you like the most.    
- Describe yourself in one sentence.    
   
And to close it off, add a picture of yourself, Ofcourse.
Post your:
- Name.
- Gender (Even if it is obvious).
- Age.
- Nationality .
- Hobbies.
- Favourite Music genre.
- Favourite Movie genre.
- Favourite animal.
- Food you like the most.
- Describe yourself in one sentence.

And to close it off, add a picture of yourself, Ofcourse.
#102855 to #90957 - jonnyp (01/05/2014) [-]
Post your:
- Jonathan Paris
- man
- 24
- Polish/American
- Offroading, Urban Freeriding, Motorcycles
- Rock/metal
- Comedy
- Fox.
- edible
- I can not describe myself in one sentence, I am too much for that.

#91497 to #90957 - midnighteyes ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
Sean
Male
20
American
Playing, writing, performing music, singing, guitar
Rock, metal, R&B, Soul, acoustic
Comedy
Wolf
Cookies
I want to inspire people through my music
#91499 to #91497 - midnighteyes ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
I also like to dress up fancy for no reason....
#92514 to #91499 - crowsfeet (09/04/2013) [-]
Sure do dress up fancy, like a fancy faggot, not even a well dressed faggot, look at them jeans, they're the sort of thing your mum would get you and the shoes, Jesus they look the worst and just to top it off that fucking vest man, with balding hair and shit tier tattoos you have become the worst dressed person who is actually trying.
#92542 to #92514 - midnighteyes ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
I'm balding??
OMG
Oh wait nevermind.
That's just lighting
#92642 to #92542 - crowsfeet (09/05/2013) [-]
Light makes your hair disappear? That's crazy, either that or you're balding and have super thin hair still shit clothes
#91319 to #90957 - wox (08/25/2013) [-]
Vlad
Maleosious
Russian pride
Drawing, gaming, punching my girlfriend
Music with nice melodies
Horror, action, comedy
Bears
Spicy food
I have some problems
User avatar #91357 to #91319 - percioz (08/25/2013) [-]
you look like dusters in that pic.
User avatar #91371 to #91357 - wox (08/25/2013) [-]
Uh okay. Thanks?
#91310 to #90957 - eloschmidt **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
- Viktor Elo
- Male as you said, obvious
- 18 Birthday is 4 of october
- Dane
- Video games, Science, Monster hunter
- Trip-Hop
- I don't fucking know...
- Turtle/Tortoise
- Sushi
- Sad.
#91304 to #90957 - loomiss (08/25/2013) [-]
Austin
Male
17
American
Beatboxing, gaming, girls
Hip Hop, Rap and some rock
Comedy
Hedgehog
Tomatoes
I'm funny, charming, and clever (:
#91284 to #90957 - skysailor (08/25/2013) [-]
Akeel
Male
20
Indian (US born and raised)
Reading, drawing, martial arts, writing I guess
Rock, pop rock, alternative rock, post rock, some rap. Adam Young is my favorite artist.
Dogs
Japanese
I'm a kind, easy going, relax person who enjoys helping people.
User avatar #91285 to #91284 - skysailor (08/25/2013) [-]
Oh and for movies, I guess comedy and horror. Spy thrillers are awesome.
#91165 to #90957 - wiredguy (08/24/2013) [-]
-Richard
-Male
-16, if we're being honest
-British - English
-I guess, mixed skills like card and poker chip flourishes, circus tricks like juggling and staff twirling, etc. Plus heavy social drinking, and boards like this.
-Anything with a genuinely ingenious composer.
Same as for music. I kinda like things to be done fairly academically. Hot Fuzz is the best though.
-Domestic ones like cats, dogs and horses.
-Meat. I had swordfish the other day, that was nice.
-Analytical, critical and mathematical; probably a pretty boring fag to be around unless there's a set of balls in reach.
User avatar #91277 to #91165 - percioz (08/25/2013) [-]
I GOT A SET OF BALLS IN REACH
#91279 to #91277 - wiredguy (08/25/2013) [-]
Hey look, someone got the joke.
#91103 to #90957 - millennial (08/24/2013) [-]
Timothy
Male
18
American
Being a viking
Melodic Death Metal
Sci-fi/fantasy
Raven or wolf
sushi
For the all-father
#91099 to #90957 - Metallicock (08/24/2013) [-]
-Nick
-Male
-19
-American
-Guitar, Skating, Drawing, Motorcycles
-Metal (around the 90's era)
-Comedy, Action
-Penguin
-Fried pickles
the "chillest" person you've ever met, according to others. . .

(this picture is about a year old, but I look about the same)
User avatar #91308 to #91099 - wox (08/25/2013) [-]
You look like a young Jack Black. Own it.
#91286 to #91099 - skysailor (08/25/2013) [-]
Your hair is fucking amazing.
User avatar #91290 to #91286 - Metallicock (08/25/2013) [-]
thank you
#91090 to #90957 - tjcomics (08/24/2013) [-]
Josh
Male
21
American
Wrestling, martial arts, weight lifting
anything except rock country mix.
horror, crime, comedy.
Elephants
Lasagna
I am the batman.
#91086 to #90957 - prettypalmtrees (08/24/2013) [-]
Bree
Girl
17
French
Ballet, guitar, traveling, photography, hairstyling
Alternative
Any genre, really
Butterflies
Hot wings or soup

I'm simple, yet spontaneous and I like to enjoy life and have a good time.
User avatar #91293 to #91149 - prettypalmtrees (08/25/2013) [-]
lmfao, that's pretty impressive
User avatar #91152 to #91149 - hydromatic (08/24/2013) [-]
That is terrifying
User avatar #91092 to #91086 - prettypalmtrees (08/24/2013) [-]
omg i feel stupid
im from america but im like french or whatever
User avatar #91158 to #91092 - dusters (08/24/2013) [-]
Are you though?

User avatar #91294 to #91158 - prettypalmtrees (08/25/2013) [-]
french, yeah
User avatar #91309 to #91294 - dusters (08/25/2013) [-]
So you speak french then?
User avatar #91326 to #91309 - prettypalmtrees (08/25/2013) [-]
Nope, I'm planning on learning though
User avatar #91327 to #91326 - dusters (08/25/2013) [-]
Alrighty then, that's a bit more satisfying answer. Good luck with it!!!!
User avatar #91328 to #91327 - prettypalmtrees (08/25/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #91153 to #91092 - hydromatic (08/24/2013) [-]
How does that work?
User avatar #91108 to #91092 - alphajunk (08/24/2013) [-]
omg leik rlly XXDDDDD
#91094 to #91092 - crowsfeet (08/24/2013) [-]
dont worry bby you can be french on my face yo
#91096 to #91095 - crowsfeet (08/24/2013) [-]
ye gurl lets get jiggy and shit
User avatar #91097 to #91096 - prettypalmtrees (08/24/2013) [-]
i can get more than jiggy ;)
#91098 to #91097 - crowsfeet (08/24/2013) [-]
it is good to know that you are wiggidy wack and not wack now lets get this shit on track
yeah i spit rhymes whatever
#91085 to #90957 - BrayBoy (08/24/2013) [-]
Matthew
Male
16
Irish
Art, video games, drums, guitar
I like pretty much all genres, cant really pick a favorite
Comedy
honey badger
Duck
Your man with the yoke
User avatar #91069 to #90957 - kattbajs (08/24/2013) [-]
KB
KB
20
Sweden
Music and alkohol
Black metal or Industrial
BLOOD BLOOD BLOOOD!
Cats
Spicy asian food
That random guy whith a Gasmask
#91067 to #90957 - transgendered (08/24/2013) [-]
-Tom/Sophie
-Female
-17
-English
-Internet, Drawing, Writing, etc
-Electronic Pop, if thats a thing
-Sci-Fi
-wabbits
-I really have a craving for Lasagne right now...
-Shy on the outside, sexy on the inside.
User avatar #91168 to #91067 - wiredguy (08/24/2013) [-]
Oh my fuck, that picture is the best thing ever.
Your expression makes the whole thing, hah
User avatar #91101 to #91067 - misticalz (08/24/2013) [-]
That picture.
Holy fuck swag.
User avatar #91089 to #91067 - percioz (08/24/2013) [-]
You got here because of me didnt you?
#91102 to #91089 - transgendered (08/24/2013) [-]
yes, yes I did
User avatar #91150 to #91102 - percioz (08/24/2013) [-]
I love you
#91065 to #90957 - mettih (08/24/2013) [-]
-Mette
-Female
-15
-Danish
-Internet, Computer, Pokémon
-Pop
-Sci-fi
-Cats
-Chocolate
-I love making friends, despite the fact i can be social akward.
#91068 to #91065 - tylosaurus (08/24/2013) [-]
Hello fellow dane.
User avatar #91071 to #91068 - mettih (08/24/2013) [-]
Sup, how are you doing?
#91072 to #91071 - tylosaurus (08/24/2013) [-]
Oooh you know.
Just danish stuff.
User avatar #91073 to #91072 - mettih (08/24/2013) [-]
Oh, so you're eating leverpostej on rugbrød too?
User avatar #91075 to #91073 - tylosaurus (08/24/2013) [-]
Not quite. As a matter of fact I can't stand leverpostej and rugbrød.
User avatar #91077 to #91075 - mettih (08/24/2013) [-]
But.. I dont know anything more danish than that..
User avatar #91079 to #91077 - tylosaurus (08/24/2013) [-]
Søren Ryge?
Eh.
User avatar #91081 to #91079 - mettih (08/24/2013) [-]
I don't know about you, but i don't feel like doing Søren Ryge...
User avatar #91082 to #91081 - tylosaurus (08/24/2013) [-]
Me neither, no one mentioned that.
I was just mentioning something really danish. Since you didn't know anything more danish.
#91061 to #90957 - gurtol (08/24/2013) [-]
-Andrew
-Male
-21
-Scottish
-Skateboarding, Airsoft, Golf, Tattooing, Driving
-Almost everything
-Comedy
-Husky
-Sweet and Sour Chinese
"A nice guy if not a bit awkward"
-
#91060 to #90957 - dethinlife (08/24/2013) [-]
Kevin
Male
Just turned 18
Brit
Playing guitar and soccer
Heavy metal and all of it's sub genres
Comedy
Cats
Burgers (No, I ain't fat)
If something has to be done, do it yourself.
#91059 to #90957 - cantfindausername ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
- Brandon
- Male
- Eighteen for a few more months
- Half American, half Filipino
- Drumming... though lacking a drum set at the moment
- Rock, but I try not to discriminate
- Adventure
- Manta Ray
- Good food
- Getting less socially awkward, a little bit lazy, unsure about what to do in future (other than you know, being a fucking rock star)
#91056 to #90957 - cheeseblob (08/24/2013) [-]
- Austin (D J Nutsack)
- Male
- 19
- American
- Video Games, Browsing The interwebs, Writing, Anime, Raves, Partying, and Drugs to be honest
- Nercore, or Techno
- American History X
- Dog
- Anything Realy
- Screw the rules, I have money.
#91053 to #90957 - alphajunk (08/24/2013) [-]
Robert
Male
Just recently turned 17
American
Playing video games(mostly PC),creating videos/music, anime/manga and drawing
Many Remix's,Techno, Indie, Rock and alot more genres.
Comedy
I dont really have a favorite animal
I love all food but 4 types are my personal favorites. Mexican,American,Chinese, and Italian
A weird creative smart funny loser
#91051 to #90957 - rainbowrollcake (08/24/2013) [-]
Sora
Female
18
German
Guitar, theatre, reading
Classic Rock (And a few other bands)
Action, Comedy
Snakes
Penne la vodka
Sometimes when you feel sad, think about someone who is being set on fire against their will tonight in a foreign country.

(Only picture I have at the moment. I apologize for the "Has survived multiple strokes" look)
#91063 to #91051 - crowsfeet (08/24/2013) [-]
sup baby lets go driving and shit
#91050 to #90957 - popperz (08/24/2013) [-]
Amelia
Female
18
American
Theatre, Drawing, Singing
It changes frequently
Horror
Cats
Chocolate covered blueberries.
Can achieve anything once i finally get around to doing it.
#91062 to #91050 - crowsfeet (08/24/2013) [-]
Hey gurl I bet you cant ruffle my feathers
#91048 to #90957 - mrcrocodile (08/24/2013) [-]
Liam
Male
18
Canadian
Video games, computers and cooking
Anything but pop
musical (Sweeney todd and the nightmare before christmas mostly)
Crocodiles
Lasagna
I can't seem to describe myself without sounding emo, despite being rather happy...
um... I get along with everybody?
#91033 to #90957 - misticalz (08/23/2013) [-]
Alex
Male
Canadian
Music, Graphics
House and all of it's sub genres
Comedy
Iunno.
Too much swag too handle
#91032 to #90957 - happyhour (08/23/2013) [-]
- Gerard
- Male
- 19
- Northern Irish
- Games, Fishing, Reading, Travelling
- Thrash Metal or Drumstep
- War
- Dog
-Sweet and Sour
-If you like me I will probably like you
#91014 to #90957 - percioz (08/23/2013) [-]
- Percy
- Transgendered
- 16
- Norway
- Vidya
- Nu-Disco
- Comedy or Action Comedy
- Of those I can keep, dogs. Of those I can't White Desert Fox
- Sweet Chilly Chicken w/ cashew nuts
- Scizophren, no wait, I'm not.
User avatar #91250 to #91014 - hingerbinger ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
your name is Hakon you piece of shit liar
User avatar #91266 to #91250 - percioz (08/25/2013) [-]
noone calls me håkon though
User avatar #91166 to #91014 - wiredguy (08/24/2013) [-]
Oh yes you are
User avatar #91262 to #91166 - percioz (08/25/2013) [-]
omg sorry for lying voice
User avatar #91265 to #91262 - wiredguy (08/25/2013) [-]
So, if I may ask, in all seriousness.
You identify as being transgendered? As opposed to being male, which is supposedly the goal of the transgender process, in general theory.

I don't mean to offend or anything, just asking out of interest. I'm fully aware of how much more complicated this sort of thing is than most people think.
User avatar #91267 to #91265 - percioz (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm not actually transgendered
#91332 to #91267 - transgendered (08/25/2013) [-]
Then why did you say you were?
User avatar #91336 to #91332 - percioz (08/25/2013) [-]
BECAUSE IM A LIAR HEH
User avatar #91421 to #91336 - drewshadow (08/26/2013) [-]
DAMMIT I keep reading anything you type in ziggs' voice.
User avatar #91456 to #91421 - percioz (08/26/2013) [-]
And I read yours in Jayce's voice. Touchè
#91278 to #91267 - wiredguy (08/25/2013) [-]
Right then
Right then
#91009 to #90957 - SunshineCabbage (08/23/2013) [-]
Gem
Femol
20
British
Hiking, exploring n stuff
Pretty much anything, but mainly metal/rock I guess
Comedy
Pug or Red Panda
Pasta and cheese
The one with the laugh.
User avatar #91169 to #91009 - wiredguy (08/24/2013) [-]
You should feel obliged to vocaroo your laugh now.
User avatar #91037 to #91009 - ariscorp (08/24/2013) [-]
pengis khan
User avatar #91013 to #91009 - percioz (08/23/2013) [-]
o sxy betch, wna hop on my trck n driv3 f4r away??
#91007 to #90957 - hydromatic (08/23/2013) [-]
Mathias
Male i think
17
Denmark
Guitar, running, hanging out with friends
I like alot of different genres. If i think the song is good i'll listen to it regardless of the genre
Drama and comedy
Cats
Tortilla's
I like to think i'm a pretty nice guy, i treat people like i'd want them to treat me, and i love making people laugh.
User avatar #91070 to #91007 - tylosaurus (08/24/2013) [-]
There's a surprising amount of danes on here..
#91074 to #91070 - hydromatic (08/24/2013) [-]
We're awesome
User avatar #91311 to #91074 - eloschmidt **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
We're drunkards...
User avatar #91316 to #91311 - hydromatic (08/25/2013) [-]
At times
User avatar #91317 to #91316 - eloschmidt **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
true, at most times
#91076 to #91074 - tylosaurus (08/24/2013) [-]
I guess we are awesome.
User avatar #91035 to #91007 - alphabethsoop (08/24/2013) [-]
I may or may not have laughed at your picture
User avatar #91036 to #91035 - hydromatic (08/24/2013) [-]
I aim to please
User avatar #91016 to #91007 - iwanttousenumbers (08/23/2013) [-]
Dude, the guy behind you is taking a selfie in a bathroom. What a loser!
User avatar #91018 to #91016 - hydromatic (08/23/2013) [-]
Yea, that's why i'm looking at him weirdly.


What a faggot
User avatar #91008 to #91007 - hydromatic (08/23/2013) [-]
Oh and video games on hobbies i guess.
Derp.
#91006 to #90957 - crowsfeet (08/23/2013) [-]
I cant post pics yet but I promise Im a hot man, that's all you need to know ladies give me all your skypes girls (only girls Im not gay ew lol)
User avatar #91015 to #91006 - percioz (08/23/2013) [-]
Want to fuck me hard?
lol jk ur ugly
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#90993 to #90957 - kimkve ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
Kim
Male
20
Norway
Photography and work
Rock or film/videogame music
psychological thriller or action comedy
Dog
I dunno about food
Structural, workaholic and sympathetic guy, whois there for your support.
#90992 to #90957 - misterstollo (08/23/2013) [-]
Justin
Male
American
Gaming
Don't really have a favorite
Action
Dogs
Sushi
Living life one day at a time.
#91170 to #90992 - wiredguy (08/24/2013) [-]
You look like a Russian Jim Carrey.
User avatar #91410 to #91170 - alphajunk (08/25/2013) [-]
i laughed, a little
#90991 to #90957 - justbeingcool (08/23/2013) [-]
Elizabeth
Female
15
British
reading, forensic science
don't have one genre
comedy
All animals
I like alot of food but i can not eat it. im a coeliac (Google it )
Im an overweight weirdo with bad eyesight
User avatar #91038 to #90991 - daryldixon (08/24/2013) [-]
>overweight

no that's fat.
#90998 to #90991 - crowsfeet (08/23/2013) [-]
Hey bebe wanna touch my dick?
#90990 to #90957 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
Jason
Male
20
American
Soccer, working out, videogames
I don't think I have one right meow, it changes a lot
Comedy
Cats/tigers
Mexican food since that's mostly all I eat at home
Chill funny guy
User avatar #91012 to #90990 - TheseChocodiles (08/23/2013) [-]
thats not even you
you never post pictures of your real self
User avatar #91019 to #91012 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
I actually have once or twice before. The only reason I'd post other pics pretending to be an other person is because I had a stalker all up on my dick trying to get personal info on me. That and for fun. He's banned now so I don't have to pretend to be other people now to throw him off.
User avatar #91020 to #91019 - TheseChocodiles (08/23/2013) [-]
so that is you?
User avatar #91021 to #91020 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
Yup
User avatar #91024 to #91021 - dusters (08/23/2013) [-]
u r fkin sexi lik
User avatar #91025 to #91024 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
I thought you died?
Also gay
User avatar #91026 to #91025 - dusters (08/23/2013) [-]
Never did, never will.

I just had to see why choco was all flustered (:

Lol not as gay as what I've heard about you but right now is not the time!!!!
User avatar #91029 to #91026 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
Good.
Ah, I see.
The fuck man, does nobody know how to keep a secret nowadays?
User avatar #91030 to #91029 - dusters (08/23/2013) [-]
Don't worry bby, we'll have all the time in the world for it soon enough ;)
User avatar #91031 to #91030 - TheseChocodiles (08/23/2013) [-]
are you referring to intercourse lol
User avatar #91022 to #91021 - TheseChocodiles (08/23/2013) [-]
jesus christ
User avatar #91023 to #91022 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
What?
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#90974 to #90957 - christmouth (08/23/2013) [-]
Kris.
Male.
21.
Danish.
Football, anime, tv, videogames, fishing.
Don't really know, but most of what I listen to is somekind of metal.
Don't have one.
Cats.
Pizza.
Lazy.
#90973 to #90957 - alphabethsoop (08/23/2013) [-]
Beth
Female
17
American
Running, Cello, Outdoorsy stuff
I genuinely listen to most things as long it doesn't get more hardcore than punk
Comedy
Cane Corso
Pasta with white clam sauce and melted mozzarella
I am that overly cheerful girl in school that everyone despises in the morning
(Im the one in the grey that has no idea what shes doing)
#90999 to #90973 - crowsfeet (08/23/2013) [-]
Sup honey, lets get to the movies and junk yo
#90972 to #90957 - victoriaowsnett (08/23/2013) [-]
Victoria
Female
17
British
Singing, piano, laptop and games
Whatever I think sounds nice (don't have one)
Horror
Lion or Pug
Dunno, curry atm
So shy and awkward yet so confident yet so quiet yet so loud yet so confusing.
#91000 to #90972 - crowsfeet (08/23/2013) [-]
Hey cutiepie, I want to touch your face
#90970 to #90957 - overthrashkill (08/23/2013) [-]
Tamara
Female
17
German
Music, internet, concerts and festivals
Thrash Metal
Thriller/Horror
Polar bears
Does liqourice count as food?
I'm a cripple if it comes to interacting with people.
#91001 to #90970 - crowsfeet (08/23/2013) [-]
Hi gurl, waddup? wanna go out some tiiiime?
#90969 to #90957 - fladen (08/23/2013) [-]
Javier
20
Mexican
Drums,guitar, video games
hardcore and pop punk
as long as it has a good story ill watch it
Elephants
Burritos, hamburgers, cinnamon rolls
im shy and spend lots of my time with friends or at my house.
User avatar #90994 to #90969 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
De que parte de Mexico eres?
User avatar #91040 to #90994 - fladen (08/24/2013) [-]
Dad is from Sinaloa and mom is from michiochan
User avatar #91041 to #91040 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/24/2013) [-]
I've always wanted to go to Mazatlan. My parents are from Tamaulipas.
User avatar #91043 to #91041 - fladen (08/24/2013) [-]
That place is niiiiice went there some years ago its one of the coolest beaches I've been to!
#90968 to #90957 - jari (08/23/2013) [-]
Jari
17
Belgian
bass, guitar, drums, scouts
Melodic Death Metal
Historical, stuff with swords and dead people
Lion
Pizza
Major in the art of being lazy
#90967 to #90957 - loveyameanish (08/23/2013) [-]
Ashley
Female
20
Irish
Games, drawing, cooking
I'll really listen to almost anything, but probably classic rock
Horror
Goldfish
Deep fried shredded chilli chicken
BIT OF A LEGEND.
User avatar #91498 to #90967 - midnighteyes ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
Your hair is pretty freaking amazing here.
Dem curls.
#91002 to #90967 - crowsfeet (08/23/2013) [-]
Sup gurl, I wanna be near you
#91011 to #91010 - crowsfeet (08/23/2013) [-]
you know
#90966 to #90957 - desdemona (08/23/2013) [-]
-Georgina
-Female
-18
-British
-Singing, art, outdoor shit, kayaking, games
-Don't have a favourite, I listen to everything except the hardcore metal end of the spectrum
-Rom com
-Lion
-Chinese
-Wannabe research Zoologist
#91003 to #90966 - crowsfeet (08/23/2013) [-]
hello there lady, I would be happy to look at you more
-1
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#90961 to #90957 - iwanttousenumbers (08/23/2013) [-]
David
Male
20
Canadian
Hockey, music, reading, drinking, vidya games
Don't really have a favorite
Comedy
Dog
Pizza
I don't like describing myself, I prefer others to do it.
#90960 to #90957 - anonmos (08/23/2013) [-]
Gizu
Female
17
Finland
Scouts, games
Grunge
Action/war/fantasy
Frog
Ramen, potatoes and sauteed reindeer
1st year lazy IB student with no goals.
User avatar #91398 to #90960 - davvi (08/25/2013) [-]
i don't mean to be rude and i know you're from finland and everything but that name is really weird
User avatar #91430 to #91398 - anonmos (08/26/2013) [-]
None taken. I'm half arabic, so my name is weird. It's Gizlan but no one calls me that except when I'm in trouble.
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User avatar #92454 to #92453 - anonmos (09/03/2013) [-]
Half Moroccan
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#91283 to #90960 - megaburito (08/25/2013) [-]
Ehh fellow Ib student
#91004 to #90960 - crowsfeet (08/23/2013) [-]
Hi gurl, wanna go out with me and my biceps?
User avatar #90962 to #90960 - iwanttousenumbers (08/23/2013) [-]
I did IB... have fun
it's not fun
User avatar #90963 to #90962 - anonmos (08/23/2013) [-]
I know, my sister just graduated from it.

Also the IB ends up doing you.
User avatar #90965 to #90963 - iwanttousenumbers (08/23/2013) [-]
I finished 2 years ago and my ass still hurts
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User avatar #90955 - kathuzada (08/23/2013) [-]
So are amish exclusive to the USA or are they elsewhere?
User avatar #90971 to #90955 - christmouth (08/23/2013) [-]
I think that some of them live in the UK and Germany, but I'm not really sure.
#90945 - tippidyt (08/23/2013) [-]
Hey guys.
I'm looking for that pic where there's a guy sitting at his computer with a cup between his toes and looking like he's thinking or considering something.
Much like this guy, minus the extra Chromosome.
You will be rewarded with a bunch of sfw porn pics.
#90947 to #90945 - ohokay (08/23/2013) [-]
close enough...
close enough...
#90942 - misticalz (08/23/2013) [-]
Me and my friend edited a wikipedia article about the playstation 4 (We changed it back after we were done with it so no real harm was done)    
We edited it so it said "Halo 5: Arbiter returns : Available on PS4"    
Took a screenshot, and sent it to our 2 friends, they believed it.   
and tomorrow I'm photoshopping an IGN article, maybe making a html page for it too.   
We also said that Halo 5 was going to be developed by EA, they still believed it.    
   
So I'm gonna photoshop Halo 4 HUD on top of a battlefield 3(or)4 picture.
Me and my friend edited a wikipedia article about the playstation 4 (We changed it back after we were done with it so no real harm was done)
We edited it so it said "Halo 5: Arbiter returns : Available on PS4"
Took a screenshot, and sent it to our 2 friends, they believed it.
and tomorrow I'm photoshopping an IGN article, maybe making a html page for it too.
We also said that Halo 5 was going to be developed by EA, they still believed it.

So I'm gonna photoshop Halo 4 HUD on top of a battlefield 3(or)4 picture.
User avatar #90944 to #90942 - Timmietim ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
Just use inspect element and screenshot it
#90940 - moevleboevle (08/23/2013) [-]
It's my birthday!
It's my birthday!
#90954 to #90940 - smashingprodigy (08/23/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday!
#90949 to #90940 - Timmietim ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#90941 to #90940 - misticalz (08/23/2013) [-]
happy birthday
happy birthday
User avatar #90943 to #90941 - moevleboevle (08/23/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #90939 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
That horrible moment when you realize you're an asshole.
User avatar #90948 to #90939 - icameheretotroll (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm the worst kind of an asshole
I'm a douchebag to people and after a while I realize what I have done and feel really really bad
User avatar #90989 to #90948 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
same her bro, same here. I truly don't mean to be but then when I reflect on something I'm like "god dammit that didn't go how I wanted it .."
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User avatar #90908 to #90906 - cheerwinegamer (08/23/2013) [-]
How does that make you rich by showing that you have a banking account?
User avatar #90911 to #90908 - cheerwinegamer (08/23/2013) [-]
Oh found it sorry I'm not a richfag but I am a dumbfag
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#90903 - darthbrofist (08/23/2013) [-]
It's still summer for me! HAHHAHAHA
User avatar #91066 to #90903 - mettih (08/24/2013) [-]
Its also summer here in Denmark
User avatar #90901 - apronboobsface (08/22/2013) [-]
anyone up for a chat? I'm so bored
#91105 to #90901 - transgendered (08/24/2013) [-]
EVIDENTLY NOT
User avatar #90895 - dremnus (08/22/2013) [-]
Hi, I was wondering if anyone could help with a wee problem I'm having with my laptop. Recently I sent it in to best buy to have repairs to the motherboard done. When I got it back they had removed my OS, which was no big deal, I just re-installed it. The problem is; once I re-installed my OS, Windows 7 Professional, my WLAN told me that there were no WIFI signals in the area, even when I was in areas I knew had WIFI. Coffee shops, my living room, friend's homes. Calling customer support was no help.
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#90866 - escomoe (08/22/2013) [-]
Hi. I was wondering if people could fill a survey for me for a university project.
I need your first and last name (Mr, Mrs, Ms, Dr, RN, WRN etc before first name), job title, and age.
To participate you must be 20-115 years of age.
1. Where have you lived throughout your life? Which place did you like the most? Why?
2. Married/commited relationship, how did you meet your spouse/significant other? If you don't have either, choose a memorable relationship, or state if you were never in a relationship.
3. What do you remember paying for thing when you were younger? How have the prices changed?
4. What individual had the most influence on your life? Why? What was the most valuable lesson you have learned from him/her?
5. Can you remember expressions or sayings that were used when you were younger that may not be used today?
7. If you could visit any area in the world, where would you go and why?
8. If you could have lunch with any famous person, deceased or living, who would it be and why?
9. If you could give advice to teenagers (13-18) today, what would it be?
For question 10, you choose on if you aren't comfortable with the other
10 a. Whats the most embarrassing moment of your life?
10 b. How has technology changed during your life time?
11. Any final comments you would like to leave with me.
A picture of yourself would be much appreciated, as well as get me extra points for design.
Please ask any questions before or after answering this.
#90928 to #90866 - fladen (08/23/2013) [-]
1.I live in ceres california, and ived enjoyed living here. its simple, not too many obnoxious people. im close to major cities like San Fran and Los Angeles
2.had a memorable relationship, wish i could go back and fix things that happened, say things better but as long as shes content in her life even without me im glad. it took me some months to be steady again but im doing fine now.
3.I remember renting a video game at blockbuster was like 10 bucks. but if you got a card for 20 you could rent whatever game you wanted for like 2 months. now blockbuster is pretty much dead so yea.
4.My dad, hes taught me how to be who i am. thru discipline, respect. and talking to me the most valuable lesson i learned was forgivness.
5.People use to say "that was all that and a bag of chips" when i was like 11. Stupid things like "cali dippin" and "what that smell like" in high school.
6.4th of july? kinda dont understand the question but ill say 4th of july.
7.Europe, mostly for sight seeing
8.vinny degaetano, ive always wanted to hang out with him for years
9.Dont focus so much on things that happen to you, try to look at whats ahead and how you can be a part of it.
10.I dance and sang "sk8er boi" in choir in 4th grade in front of the entire elementary school.
10. in middle school, when the iphone came out kids were shitting their pants, it was insane to think you can be on the internet outside of the computer.
11.hope this helps
User avatar #90930 to #90928 - fladen (08/23/2013) [-]
Fuck forgot, Mr. Javier Flores. 20 years old, busser at Johns incredible pizza
#90902 to #90866 - escomoe (08/23/2013) [-]
I forgot number 6, jeez good on me
6. What significant state, national, or international events stand out to you outside of your personal life?
#90898 to #90866 - haydn (08/22/2013) [-]
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1. Manchester- Gorton (age 0-13) Stalybridge (13-current). I love both, gorton was a lot rougher, but many fond childhood memories.
2. Single
3. Simple shit from a cornershop, cans were 30-40p, now they're 60/70.
4. My whole family have influenced me in different ways, mum mainly, always kept strong, strongest woman I know.
5. None that come to mind.
7. Either Thailand or America. Sites and experiences.
8. Not too sure, Muhammad Ali maybe?
9. Don't follow the paths people try to set out for you, make your own, you'll be happier and more likely to make it happen.
10 a. Pissing myself on a rollercoaster as a kid and having to wear my grans underwear as a replacement. That shit was horrifying at the time.
10 b. Just the standard really, phones have improved beyond belief. Everything looks more sleek.
11. Not really. Good luck with your degree!
User avatar #90923 to #90898 - corpsedolly (08/23/2013) [-]
Sweet jesus you're gorgeous
User avatar #90931 to #90923 - haydn (08/23/2013) [-]
Getting thumbed down by my admirers! But thanks! :$$$$$$$ xoxo
User avatar #90899 to #90898 - haydn (08/22/2013) [-]
Oh, also Mr Haydn H (Not giving too much away). Tattoo apprentice/ CA. 20.
#90890 to #90866 - MrMouz (08/22/2013) [-]
Dr. Fredrich Steiner, Vet, 114
1. germany, france, and back in germany. Germany is the best.
2. married to my Volkssturmgewehr 1-5, i met her on the battle field.
3.it was millions for bread back then, but now it's nothing
4. die fuhrer, for leading the glorious 3rd reich.
5. "Lasst uns töten, die Juden"
7. italia, to see my old comrades
8. die fuhrer
9. follow your dreams
10a. when the fatherland fell
10b. the americans went to space
pic is before my first battle in stalingrad
User avatar #90877 to #90866 - connorjay (08/22/2013) [-]
I was going to do all this, but I realised I couldn't answer most questions.

I dont know who has had a big influence

I dont know of any expressions used which wouldn't be used today

I don't know where I'd visit.

etc

etc
User avatar #90868 to #90866 - hydromatic (08/22/2013) [-]
I'm 17.


Fuck me i guess.
#90850 - madeonmonday (08/22/2013) [-]
Going through my friend list, quite a lot of girls have daughters born in the past 2 years. These are the names of their daughters:

Ivy-Rose
Tilly-Rose
Amber-Rose
Brianna-Rose
Hayley-Rose
Amber-Rose (again)
Alisha-Rose

... Is it a mere coincidence that they all have "Rose" in their names or is it some sort of trend going for young mothers? (I'm a Britfag so i'm leaning towards trend)
User avatar #90867 to #90850 - hydromatic (08/22/2013) [-]
If i have a daughter i kind of want to name her Rose-Rose now just to make fun of that trend.
User avatar #90854 to #90850 - kelseymiss (08/22/2013) [-]
lol I wanted to call my child Amy Rose if I had a girl. I had a boy though
User avatar #90851 to #90850 - ariscorp (08/22/2013) [-]
my grandmother is called Rose (Rosalyn) , just some trivia.
#90822 - tmgrskat (08/22/2013) [-]
>Be me
>See "Disk Cleanup" while browsing computer
>Say: "Fuck it, let's run this shit"
>Usually cleans up 15GB of temp data
>AW HELL NO NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKER
>Look at how much space I will free up if I delete those files
>168MB
>Meh, let's do it anyway
>About to press "delete", when realisation
>168GIGAMOTHERNIGGABYTES
>wooptyfuck.jpg
>154 Was in temp
>7GB ON GODDAMN SYSTEM MEMORY DUMP FILES (yeaaahh I get a lot of bluescreens)
>Delete them
>Ask mum for more mountain dew
>MFW it was a nice day and I finally cleaned up what was taking up most of my HD space.
>So, how was your day FJ?
User avatar #90878 to #90822 - flusteredmoose (08/22/2013) [-]
Went to work, got paid £6.50 and hour. But obviously cleaning up disk space is so much better.
#90929 to #90878 - tmgrskat (08/23/2013) [-]
Pounds are goddamn superior as fuck.   
I bow to you just for that.
Pounds are goddamn superior as fuck.
I bow to you just for that.
User avatar #90855 to #90822 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
Fucked bitches, got paid.
SSDD.
#90874 to #90855 - tmgrskat (08/22/2013) [-]
wut is SSDD.
User avatar #90876 to #90874 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
Same Shit Different Day.
#90837 to #90822 - astraea (08/22/2013) [-]
I just got to school, did whatever i do there and got home to play videogames
im a really social person
#90879 to #90837 - flusteredmoose (08/22/2013) [-]
School? On summer?
#90872 to #90837 - tmgrskat (08/22/2013) [-]
School? On summer?
User avatar #90873 to #90872 - astraea (08/22/2013) [-]
aha
User avatar #90812 - sirperyite (08/22/2013) [-]
Did anyone here watch 1984? I just finished the book and I was thinking about watching the movie
Would recommend it?
User avatar #90826 to #90812 - ohokay (08/22/2013) [-]
It's alright, pretty good I guess, if you loved the book you'll like the film
User avatar #90801 - tehnukecomes (08/22/2013) [-]
came across a ww2 post and now i ask,
what did your grandparents do?

my great grandfather was a dutch resistance fighter,hid jews in his house,pressed illegal newspapers and foodstamps.
User avatar #90904 to #90801 - bobbybeats (08/23/2013) [-]
Probably doing what the other teenagers did around that time. Probably fucked bitches and bought a weeks worth of groceries for a quarter.
#90896 to #90801 - aiming (08/22/2013) [-]
my great grandfather fled from the nazis after they found an homemade radio (radios was illegal here during ww2) in his cabin. they were going to send him to sachsenhausen, but they couldn't find him. later he went to the nazis and said: "i heard you're looking for me" the nazis thought that anyone guilty would go up to them like that so they dropped it.

his daughter (my grandma) fed russian prisoners, they were so greatful that they made loads of things in wood to her. sadly she don't know what happened to them.
User avatar #90875 to #90801 - memewhoree (08/22/2013) [-]
My Grandpa was stationed parts of the UK, Gibraltar and parts of Africa during WW2 so never saw any action and my Grandmother worked in a printing press
The other side of my family were born during the 1930's so wasn't that old when it started but my Grandad was put into the national service when he reached 18.
User avatar #90852 to #90801 - ljxjlos (08/22/2013) [-]
My Grand-Grandfather fled and hid so he didn´t have to fight, (during the last days of the war when every last boy was sent to war) his father died while operating a Flak (or at least thats what my Grandpa was told)

I´m german...
#90845 to #90801 - mintaj (08/22/2013) [-]
My grandpa was eight years old when the war started, so he couldn't really do much, but his older brothers were in the underground-conspired polish army. Besides that they had a hidden radio station in their home (for all this resistance conspiracy n' shit purposes)
Other side of my family just tried to survive the war, I guess. My grandma spent all 63 days of warsaw uprising hiding in the ruins of the city, and stories she sometimes tells me are really fucking scary
User avatar #90831 to #90801 - BrayBoy (08/22/2013) [-]
both my great grand parents ought for Irish independence
so not part of the major war but during it
User avatar #90827 to #90801 - iwanttousenumbers (08/22/2013) [-]
My grandfather was a Merchant Marine, if that counts for something
User avatar #90824 to #90801 - rheago (08/22/2013) [-]
My grandfather just kept on farming.
He didn't care much for the war I guess
User avatar #90813 to #90801 - sirperyite (08/22/2013) [-]
My grandparents were still in school when WWII happened
One of my great grandfathers was a soldier and was killed during a battle
User avatar #90809 to #90801 - Timmietim ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
Grandma hid jews on farm
User avatar #90803 to #90801 - jari (08/22/2013) [-]
My Grandfather of the dutch side of the family was born in Alkmaar When there was heavy fighting between the allied forces and nazi's,
my Great grandfather (Belgian side) had to fight when the germans invaded Belgium. They had to defend a village and they where with 9 men, 7 guns and 3 bullets. So they lost obviously, He got shot in is chest near his heart but survived and he stayed in a camp until the end of the war.
User avatar #90802 to #90801 - ragnarfag (08/22/2013) [-]
I don't know any stories about my grandparents, but my greatuncle got murdered by czech partisans.
#90798 - tippidyt (08/22/2013) [-]
Smoking animals thread?
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