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#58572
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mickeynapalm (12/12/2012) [-]
Hai, I know this might seem a bit thumb-whorish but I have seen it before here, this is a new account cuz my older one got banned on the ban-fest of a couple of months ago, bottom-line I'd like some thumbs up to get on track since I don't have much time to spend on funnyjunk and most content gives me cancer anyways so I spend most of my time lurking cuz I can't post neither links nor pics. Thanks in advance, if you need anything I'll help you out if I can, I can provide links to free Metro 2033 in case you guys don't have it or are interested on it
#58519
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ilieksheep (12/11/2012) [-] So board, its finally happened.
The last few week I've felt pretty shitty, everything bored me to shit and I was fed up with everything. Between breaking up with my girlfriend a few months ago, having shitty luck finding a job and not hearing off old mates as much as I used to I was sick of everything.
The biggest thing was the ex girlfriend stuff, I missed her, but I put it down to the fact it was my first relationship and I wasn't quite used to the whole being alone 24/7 thing. For the 18 months I was with her I'd see her at least 4/5 days of the week.
Now I'm fucking amazing, I couldn't give a shit about her anymore because I realised she's actually a huge cunt. We tried to stay mates and she showed just how much of a bitch she really is. At first we were fine, then she turned into this huge bitch, I mean HUUUUGE. The other day I tried to ask her the name of a few songs I used to like on her iPod. A few days before that she told me she wasn't obliged to reply to me if I text her because I tried to ask her a couple of times already and had no reply. I said joking about "Don't feel 'obliged' to reply by the way :P" and she flipped out, calling me a fucking cunt for it, despite the fact it was blatently a joke. Anyway, long story short, she's an arsehole, and her new boyfriend is too.
I said whenever my boss phones me I'm always asleep so I must sound like a dick on the phone, he commented calling me a dick before a group of my mates called him a tosser, mainly because the kids an arse and he used to take all sorts of drugs, I actually found it fantastic.
Plus as much as I get paid shit all (£4.98 an hour) work isn't to bad, while its only part time hours I know I'll still be there until June next year if I can't find a better job at least, and then they may keep me longer.
So basically? I stopped giving a fuck and realised life is goooood.
So how are you guys? Cause I'm fucking ecstatic.
The last few week I've felt pretty shitty, everything bored me to shit and I was fed up with everything. Between breaking up with my girlfriend a few months ago, having shitty luck finding a job and not hearing off old mates as much as I used to I was sick of everything.
The biggest thing was the ex girlfriend stuff, I missed her, but I put it down to the fact it was my first relationship and I wasn't quite used to the whole being alone 24/7 thing. For the 18 months I was with her I'd see her at least 4/5 days of the week.
Now I'm fucking amazing, I couldn't give a shit about her anymore because I realised she's actually a huge cunt. We tried to stay mates and she showed just how much of a bitch she really is. At first we were fine, then she turned into this huge bitch, I mean HUUUUGE. The other day I tried to ask her the name of a few songs I used to like on her iPod. A few days before that she told me she wasn't obliged to reply to me if I text her because I tried to ask her a couple of times already and had no reply. I said joking about "Don't feel 'obliged' to reply by the way :P" and she flipped out, calling me a fucking cunt for it, despite the fact it was blatently a joke. Anyway, long story short, she's an arsehole, and her new boyfriend is too.
I said whenever my boss phones me I'm always asleep so I must sound like a dick on the phone, he commented calling me a dick before a group of my mates called him a tosser, mainly because the kids an arse and he used to take all sorts of drugs, I actually found it fantastic.
Plus as much as I get paid shit all (£4.98 an hour) work isn't to bad, while its only part time hours I know I'll still be there until June next year if I can't find a better job at least, and then they may keep me longer.
So basically? I stopped giving a fuck and realised life is goooood.
So how are you guys? Cause I'm fucking ecstatic.
#58517
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contaminatedwin (12/11/2012) [-] Does anyone know how to make this transparent? I don't know how this happened.
#58481
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mysret (12/11/2012) [-]
I just uploaded my first content ever. I'm pretty sure it sucks beyond imagination, but still I'm sitting here with a bottle of booze pressing F5 every two minutes.
Am I getting insane?
Am I getting insane?
#58445
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fjcookie (12/11/2012) [-] Hey Social c:
I'm sick at home and bored with a horrible cold
Comment funny things to cheer me up? x
I'm sick at home and bored with a horrible cold
Comment funny things to cheer me up? x
#58501 to #58463
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smashingprodigy (12/11/2012) [-] Here's hoping!
Sorry, I forgot you asked us to cheer you up.
Here you go: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWgbmgIzoT8
Sorry, I forgot you asked us to cheer you up.
Here you go: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWgbmgIzoT8
#58391
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HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/11/2012) [-] So.....females of FJ.... converge at this point and converse with me!!!
What is it like? Having boobs that jiggle? Knowing that alot of guys will just WANT you without you really trying? I mean you DO do things to make yourself seem more appealing, but what's it like not having to seek out and destroy like us guys? Ive spent much time finding stuff out about females through trial and error..... but im taking time to sit down and listen...
And PLEASE feel free to invite any females you know into the conversation.....inb4 the only person to respond is phanact.... and phanact is a......a..... phanact is a SOMETHING... haven't quite figured it out. (oh, and phanact message me if you have any demon skulls I can use)
What is it like? Having boobs that jiggle? Knowing that alot of guys will just WANT you without you really trying? I mean you DO do things to make yourself seem more appealing, but what's it like not having to seek out and destroy like us guys? Ive spent much time finding stuff out about females through trial and error..... but im taking time to sit down and listen...
And PLEASE feel free to invite any females you know into the conversation.....inb4 the only person to respond is phanact.... and phanact is a......a..... phanact is a SOMETHING... haven't quite figured it out. (oh, and phanact message me if you have any demon skulls I can use)
#58504 to #58421
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HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/11/2012) [-] To the dick comment, lol.
And to everything else I meant as a majority most women I consorted with didnt even try. Not saying NO WOMAN EVER TRIES, because that would be ignorant. But most times the male is seen giving most effort to even try for RECOGNITION let alone a relationship. Ive also seen women do the same but it is hard to explain just how fucking hard a male has to try The PREMISE alone is complicated. To find somebody who has multiple options due to the simple reproductive traits and THEN prove yourself to be better than the other options. Not saying that women dont make the same struggle because they do as well, but in a society where males are even EXPECTED to have to make the moves first. That is what I meant, not in a harsh tone, not angrily speaking, just genuinely wondering about the other side's opinion on the matter for once.
I made this post to just sit here and listen about day to day existance as the opposite sex. Not to step on any toes. I apologize for any harsh feelings that came out of said post.
And to everything else I meant as a majority most women I consorted with didnt even try. Not saying NO WOMAN EVER TRIES, because that would be ignorant. But most times the male is seen giving most effort to even try for RECOGNITION let alone a relationship. Ive also seen women do the same but it is hard to explain just how fucking hard a male has to try The PREMISE alone is complicated. To find somebody who has multiple options due to the simple reproductive traits and THEN prove yourself to be better than the other options. Not saying that women dont make the same struggle because they do as well, but in a society where males are even EXPECTED to have to make the moves first. That is what I meant, not in a harsh tone, not angrily speaking, just genuinely wondering about the other side's opinion on the matter for once.
I made this post to just sit here and listen about day to day existance as the opposite sex. Not to step on any toes. I apologize for any harsh feelings that came out of said post.
#58563 to #58558
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TheseChocodiles ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-] Well okay here is whats going on right now with me.
This weekend I went to a polish party, and I end up making out with this russian guy, which is unusual for me as I generally don't do that. So of course all my friends flipped shit, baring in my mind 90% of my friends are lads. I went there with 5 of them and they decided to take pictures. THEY PUT THEM ON FACEBOOK.
This thing is made a massive deal out of because they pretend the guy is one of the popular guys in school, so all of a sudden bitches are sucking up to me and I'm like lolwtf it was a russian guy, the sucking up is gone. It seems that girls will treat you differently by the guy you are linked to.
So I will not be doing that again.
This weekend I went to a polish party, and I end up making out with this russian guy, which is unusual for me as I generally don't do that. So of course all my friends flipped shit, baring in my mind 90% of my friends are lads. I went there with 5 of them and they decided to take pictures. THEY PUT THEM ON FACEBOOK.
This thing is made a massive deal out of because they pretend the guy is one of the popular guys in school, so all of a sudden bitches are sucking up to me and I'm like lolwtf it was a russian guy, the sucking up is gone. It seems that girls will treat you differently by the guy you are linked to.
So I will not be doing that again.
#58571 to #58566
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TheseChocodiles ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-] Very true.
But sticking with somebody because you like them, is not exactly the culture here. Don't get me wrong I despise it, the fact that girls are so easy and boys don't give a shit. Teenage culture where I live is about getting drunk and getting off.
From the age 14-16, the average decent looking girl would have kissed 20-30 (possibly more) boys.
It's kind of hard to explain. There was this disco called inferno that everybody went to when they were 14, (I never went), and it was just about kissing people or should I say ''meeting'' or ''skanking'' which are the slang terms for it. People would come back having kissed 15 people.
ITS SO DEPRESSING. I think it has got better now we have got older, but I mean it's kind of still prevelant.
But sticking with somebody because you like them, is not exactly the culture here. Don't get me wrong I despise it, the fact that girls are so easy and boys don't give a shit. Teenage culture where I live is about getting drunk and getting off.
From the age 14-16, the average decent looking girl would have kissed 20-30 (possibly more) boys.
It's kind of hard to explain. There was this disco called inferno that everybody went to when they were 14, (I never went), and it was just about kissing people or should I say ''meeting'' or ''skanking'' which are the slang terms for it. People would come back having kissed 15 people.
ITS SO DEPRESSING. I think it has got better now we have got older, but I mean it's kind of still prevelant.
#58573 to #58571
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HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/12/2012) [-] It sounds bad. But in the US girls are pregnant when they are 15 or so. It's sickening to see people trying to be so adult but pretty much they think acting adult is doin stupid things adults do but not being responsible like an adult.... It aggrevates the hell out of me.
But glad to hear that you are above all that. Seems like you have more self respect than others. Good for you :)
But glad to hear that you are above all that. Seems like you have more self respect than others. Good for you :)
#58581 to #58580
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HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/12/2012) [-] Loveyameanish is also Irish.
I want to see Ireland one day. Im part irish and part scottish with a Last name directing to british land..... So ive been told my family history must be bloodsoaked.....
But I would love to visit there some time.
I want to see Ireland one day. Im part irish and part scottish with a Last name directing to british land..... So ive been told my family history must be bloodsoaked.....
But I would love to visit there some time.
#58583 to #58581
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TheseChocodiles ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-] I know I love that girl.
Well you wouldnt want to come to Northern Ireland right now, rioting n shit has started up again.
I bet the republic is nice, but I want to get the fuck out of N. Ireland.
I have love for where I live, but I'm also very aware there are better places out there, you know what I mean?
Well you wouldnt want to come to Northern Ireland right now, rioting n shit has started up again.
I bet the republic is nice, but I want to get the fuck out of N. Ireland.
I have love for where I live, but I'm also very aware there are better places out there, you know what I mean?
#58410 to #58391
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loveyameanish ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-] It doesn't really work like that for us. Girls go through as much rejection as guys do. I've done the whole "sit around feeling shitty because the guy you're crazy about doesn't want you" thing, plenty of times. I think girls just keep it more private, so you don't hear about it that much. OR WE JUST TAKE IT LIKE CHAMPS! ;)
The worst thing with being a girl is that it's the done thing to allow the guy to make the first move. So if he doesn't, you have to torture yourself thinking whether it's because he's shy, or if he just doesn't want your ugly ass.
Having boobs is pretty sweet when you're bored, something to jiggle. But also I've had a bad back since I was 14 because of the fucking things.
ALL IS NOT WELL IN FEMALE LAND.
The worst thing with being a girl is that it's the done thing to allow the guy to make the first move. So if he doesn't, you have to torture yourself thinking whether it's because he's shy, or if he just doesn't want your ugly ass.
Having boobs is pretty sweet when you're bored, something to jiggle. But also I've had a bad back since I was 14 because of the fucking things.
ALL IS NOT WELL IN FEMALE LAND.
#58505 to #58410
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HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/11/2012) [-] Thank you, Im getting some negativity from some people becausde of that post.... when I honestly just wanted to compare notes... ive had my eperiments and my knowledge has been found.... but you never really get to compare notes with the things that you are studying.... curiosity will undo us all, it seems.
but how have you been? Havent seen you around that much.....msotly because ive been trapped in item boards.... and the training stuff.....and holidays.... im a busy bitch....
but how have you been? Havent seen you around that much.....msotly because ive been trapped in item boards.... and the training stuff.....and holidays.... im a busy bitch....
#58510 to #58506
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HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/11/2012) [-] Yeah I cant even get my mom more charms for the silver charm bracelet I got her..... makes me sad... but I told her if I am finally accepted into the Corps (still havent hit meps, so im worried) Ill have plenty of money to fill her up TWO damned bracelets. But she has already gotten mad at me for spending all the money I got for my birthday on Xmas gifts for my family.
Its a joyous feeling, really. Just to see that some stupid gift makes them so much happier. Like getting some toy will make you a better person or make you reach success.... But growing up with little I know that those stupid toys sometimes make your childhood worth experiencing.
Its a joyous feeling, really. Just to see that some stupid gift makes them so much happier. Like getting some toy will make you a better person or make you reach success.... But growing up with little I know that those stupid toys sometimes make your childhood worth experiencing.
#58512 to #58510
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loveyameanish ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-] I love spoiling people at Christmas. When I was growing up my ma had 5 children (now 6, but he only came along last year and I'm grown now :P) and we had very little money, but she'd work so hard at Christmas to get money together to absolutely RIDICULOUSLY spoil us. We got everything. I think she just wanted us to have some good memories and not always have to remember back to us struggling all the time. She would literally have sold herself on the street corner to stop us from being disappointed at Christmas. She's a great lady :')
#58513 to #58512
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HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/11/2012) [-] My mom went to online school and worked her way so hard just to climb the ladder. Now she makes great money and is happy... But I dont forget how I grew up. It made me a better person all around.
Everything going good with you?
Everything going good with you?
#58548 to #58514
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HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/12/2012) [-] Waiting for MEPS, which is the military physical and placement test. After MEPS im property.... at the moment im just a civilian who wants to serve. PRocessing really.... waiting to get a call..... been waiting so fucking long....
#58552 to #58549
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HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/12/2012) [-] There is something going on people are being medically discharged for unneccesarry stuff. But I am in contact with a MArine is MARSOC which is special forces. He said its normal for a lag in MEPS times if there are too many people going for one thing. I have active duty so im sure there are alot of people to process.... gives me more time to train I guess :. Maybe if America DID step in and go to war again that'd pick things up..... but I shouldnt HOPE to be thrown into a deadly environment....I mean it'll be like BEGGING for missing limbs and mental scarring.... huehue?
#58414 to #58410
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BrayBoy ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-] Instead of torturing yourself and wondering if hes just shy, make the first move.
Who cares if its not the usual, plenty of guys would love if the girl actually start out conversations and what not, if you do that then guys (or at least I ) feel more comfortable in knowing you actually want to talk and you're not just being nice.
Who cares if its not the usual, plenty of guys would love if the girl actually start out conversations and what not, if you do that then guys (or at least I ) feel more comfortable in knowing you actually want to talk and you're not just being nice.
#58507 to #58408
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HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/11/2012) [-] Its alright. I hope you didnt take my post as offensive. I meant it in a way where msot guys are EXPECTED to do most work. In ways of society being the whole macho-winner expectation AND the simple premise of how things work reproductively and how, as a male, you have to compete with ENDLESS amounts of other possibilities. Not saying that women dont do the same thing, because they do, but the majority of this is put onto man's plate simply because they're a man.
But I simply just wanted a view on the woman's perspective since ive done TONS of research and had my own trial and error experiences. But im more of the person that, no matter what I think I know about something, it's often best just to ASK something about itself. Id just like to see what its like through the other sex's eyes. Just LISTEN about a normal day in the life of a female. Curiosity really.Sorry if I offended you or came off as arrogant, because I honestly DO understand that it's not all "men do everything women do nothing wahwahwah" in this world.... but at the same time society expects that, just because im a man, I have to instantly make the first move or OBVIOUSLY know the way around all of that grab-ass mind games stuff that we all play. I mean, I always do what is expected of me, but I sometimes sit and wonder what it's like on the receiving end, you know? Grass is always greener stuff? Anyway, ill take your response and jut add it up to other responses and pick through the information sooner or later, thank you for even responding ma'am. Have a nice day
But I simply just wanted a view on the woman's perspective since ive done TONS of research and had my own trial and error experiences. But im more of the person that, no matter what I think I know about something, it's often best just to ASK something about itself. Id just like to see what its like through the other sex's eyes. Just LISTEN about a normal day in the life of a female. Curiosity really.Sorry if I offended you or came off as arrogant, because I honestly DO understand that it's not all "men do everything women do nothing wahwahwah" in this world.... but at the same time society expects that, just because im a man, I have to instantly make the first move or OBVIOUSLY know the way around all of that grab-ass mind games stuff that we all play. I mean, I always do what is expected of me, but I sometimes sit and wonder what it's like on the receiving end, you know? Grass is always greener stuff? Anyway, ill take your response and jut add it up to other responses and pick through the information sooner or later, thank you for even responding ma'am. Have a nice day
#58509 to #58507
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hammeria (12/11/2012) [-]
Life's normal, trust me. Of course, we usually care more about appearance, that girl stuff and such, but we do most stuff the same - go on parties, masturbate, fall in love, be desperate, etc.
My day usually:
-School, where nothing of magical happens
-bus, sometimes with someone i know, mostly alone wth music
-home, tired as balls
-struggling to do some homework or study, say fuck it,
-go on funnyjunk
-sleep, think before your crush who you have no chance with, or masturbate
add gym every second day.Life of a girl. Bam. Magic. Just bleeding there and there and a bit different preferences to certain things, but that depends.
My day usually:
-School, where nothing of magical happens
-bus, sometimes with someone i know, mostly alone wth music
-home, tired as balls
-struggling to do some homework or study, say fuck it,
-go on funnyjunk
-sleep, think before your crush who you have no chance with, or masturbate
add gym every second day.Life of a girl. Bam. Magic. Just bleeding there and there and a bit different preferences to certain things, but that depends.
#58511 to #58509
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HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/11/2012) [-] Well it's still interesting, dont get me wrong. Have you been hit on? What was it like if you did?
Please dont mind the questions.... I've had my share of uncomfortable ass grabs in the hallways and stuff like that..... but Ive just always wondered what it was like to be APPROACHED randomly with that discussion in mind.....
Please dont mind the questions.... I've had my share of uncomfortable ass grabs in the hallways and stuff like that..... but Ive just always wondered what it was like to be APPROACHED randomly with that discussion in mind.....
#58515 to #58511
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hammeria (12/11/2012) [-]
share of uncomfortable ass grabs in the hallways - wat?
Well not really. I consider myself attractive but Ive never been hit on in Poland. I was though in Latvia, but it wasnt any cheesy line, it was a mutual thing... Like, hm, we met on a party, then he asked for a phone number after a long talk, we met 2 days later, and were meeting for an hour a day for 4 days, then I asked him where we could sit, he took me to some romantic place, I took the initiative to start the cuddle and grab his hand, and he then kissed me. Sorry for the cheesy story, but it was a mutual thing. In London I was hit on by seller ( yeahso I buy stuff) and heap lines make you ncomfortable. It feels hmm... awkward and bad. Very uncomfortable that someone think that youll be so naive. Depeneds on a situation, but really... Life of a girl isnt being constantly hit on and praised. You atually get much hate.
Well not really. I consider myself attractive but Ive never been hit on in Poland. I was though in Latvia, but it wasnt any cheesy line, it was a mutual thing... Like, hm, we met on a party, then he asked for a phone number after a long talk, we met 2 days later, and were meeting for an hour a day for 4 days, then I asked him where we could sit, he took me to some romantic place, I took the initiative to start the cuddle and grab his hand, and he then kissed me. Sorry for the cheesy story, but it was a mutual thing. In London I was hit on by seller ( yeahso I buy stuff) and heap lines make you ncomfortable. It feels hmm... awkward and bad. Very uncomfortable that someone think that youll be so naive. Depeneds on a situation, but really... Life of a girl isnt being constantly hit on and praised. You atually get much hate.
#58551 to #58515
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HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/12/2012) [-] same with a man. I get hate simply because I have a penis. Gender hate sucks.
But yeah I dont mind the story, im glad that people these days can still date normally besides the stupid shit I used to see go down in school. And I dont expect all women to always be hit on.... it's just rarer to see a guy being the recipient of cheesy pickup lines or clever charm games.....
But thank you for the information. I always wondered.
But yeah I dont mind the story, im glad that people these days can still date normally besides the stupid shit I used to see go down in school. And I dont expect all women to always be hit on.... it's just rarer to see a guy being the recipient of cheesy pickup lines or clever charm games.....
But thank you for the information. I always wondered.
#58407 to #58391
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hammeria (12/11/2012) [-]
Knowing that alot of guys will just WANT you without you really trying
-Are you stupid? Unless you mean those basement dwellers with weird fetishes and no life, it can be as hard for us as for you guys. i know a lot of men who whine (well, boys then) that girls have it so easy and nobody wants him while lots of girls crush on them. Only one person confessed to me and it was my exboyfriend, and same story goes to majority of the chick, god fucking dammit what a close minded thing.
And WTF is the seek and destroy thing ? (inb4 red thumbs nad comments "omg you need to show just tits and everyone is yours" - no, it doesnt work like that)
-Are you stupid? Unless you mean those basement dwellers with weird fetishes and no life, it can be as hard for us as for you guys. i know a lot of men who whine (well, boys then) that girls have it so easy and nobody wants him while lots of girls crush on them. Only one person confessed to me and it was my exboyfriend, and same story goes to majority of the chick, god fucking dammit what a close minded thing.
And WTF is the seek and destroy thing ? (inb4 red thumbs nad comments "omg you need to show just tits and everyone is yours" - no, it doesnt work like that)
#58390
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sheepysquirrel (12/11/2012) [-] I can finally post pictures and use this folder of squirrels. So let's converse people.
#58341
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N. Korean citizen (12/11/2012) [-]
Anyone want a picture of them drawn? Post a photo and i just might do it. (chances are it will be cartoony and offensive).
#58320
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allion (12/11/2012) [-] Post your favorite alt art wallpapers. I need new ones!!
I'll start
I'll start
#58299
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Thefirstpedobear (12/11/2012) [-] So many nice people to talk to....
But I'm scared to talk to them D;
But I'm scared to talk to them D;
#58289
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mondo (12/11/2012) [-] As much as I don't like this site anymore, I still miss all you guys dearly. Keep laughing.
#58487 to #58485
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dingdongsingsong (12/11/2012) [-] Aah yes I remember that too , heck I didn't even have an account I just surfed all day long it was fun , but hey there good things to , the boards are fun , items arent that bad ,nsfw section is fun too , it kinda evens out but is kinda taking away he purpose of the site...
#58377 to #58338
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mondo (12/11/2012) [-] I just grew up. I don't mean that in any kind of offensive way, but I just got a job,a girlfriend, started going to college. The comic making thing was never something I bragged about to my friends, I still only bring it up if someone really asks about it. I was always pretty down to earth about it and I'm really proud of that.
#58211
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deadrifler (12/10/2012) [-] Hey guys, how is everyone's afternoon?
On a side note, let's see how many people we can get in on this.
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4289351/Eeyup/74#32
Thread thatnerdyguy started of funnyjunkers' putting shoes on their head.
On a side note, let's see how many people we can get in on this.
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4289351/Eeyup/74#32
Thread thatnerdyguy started of funnyjunkers' putting shoes on their head.
#58210
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slantedvanity (12/10/2012) [-] (not me in the pic)
Worst marketing decision ever from a dry cleaning company.
Jimmies are rustled.
Worst marketing decision ever from a dry cleaning company.
Jimmies are rustled.
#58201
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CakemanRPG (12/10/2012) [-] 1. Post picture of Favorite Pokemon
2. Favorite Pokemon Type (can also be a combo)
3. First name
4. Age
5. If you had one super power what would it be?
6. Insert a 4 syllable gibberish word/most random thing you can think of (also 4 syllables)
7. Ever been in a fight?
8. In regards to number 7 how did it go?
9. What do you see the glass as?
10. What if I told you that we all live in the Matrix...?
Look left
Water/ground (saved my ass many times)
Harris
20
Telekinesis (I'm really lazy)
Splooge Invaders
Many times
Lost all of them
I see it as a handy weapon in a bar fight
Take whatever pill that gets me out.
2. Favorite Pokemon Type (can also be a combo)
3. First name
4. Age
5. If you had one super power what would it be?
6. Insert a 4 syllable gibberish word/most random thing you can think of (also 4 syllables)
7. Ever been in a fight?
8. In regards to number 7 how did it go?
9. What do you see the glass as?
10. What if I told you that we all live in the Matrix...?
Look left
Water/ground (saved my ass many times)
Harris
20
Telekinesis (I'm really lazy)
Splooge Invaders
Many times
Lost all of them
I see it as a handy weapon in a bar fight
Take whatever pill that gets me out.
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jarithebelgian **User deleted account** (12/11/2012) [-] 1. Gyarados
2. don't know
3. Jari
4. 17
5. Freeze time, everyone knows why...
6. oetluloetlul
7. yes, last time was 3 years ago
8. i won, punched him in the face with my head ( don't remember the right word)
ending in me getting kicked out of school again
9. Glassy
10. K
2. don't know
3. Jari
4. 17
5. Freeze time, everyone knows why...
6. oetluloetlul
7. yes, last time was 3 years ago
8. i won, punched him in the face with my head ( don't remember the right word)
ending in me getting kicked out of school again
9. Glassy
10. K
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samuraicrack (12/11/2012) [-] 1.hauter
2.ghost/water
3.jeremy
4.20
5.control radiation
6.hootinanny
7.once
8.he slapped me so i punched him in the nose and broke it
9.i dont care about the glass or water
10. id shit bricks then try to "do the superman thing again"
2.ghost/water
3.jeremy
4.20
5.control radiation
6.hootinanny
7.once
8.he slapped me so i punched him in the nose and broke it
9.i dont care about the glass or water
10. id shit bricks then try to "do the superman thing again"
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medewu (12/11/2012) [-] 1. Post picture of Favorite Pokemon Done,
2. Favorite Pokemon Type (can also be a combo) Ghost
3. First name Hezakiah
4. Age 19
5. If you had one super power what would it be? to be a Saiyajin
6. Insert a 4 syllable gibberish word/most random thing you can think of (also 4 syllables) Kamehameha!
7. Ever been in a fight? sadly yes,
8. In regards to number 7 how did it go? lost only a few, won a bunch
9. What do you see the glass as? the glass can always be more full, but its only for us to make it full
10. What if I told you that we all live in the Matrix...? Then, I will be.....
2. Favorite Pokemon Type (can also be a combo) Ghost
3. First name Hezakiah
4. Age 19
5. If you had one super power what would it be? to be a Saiyajin
6. Insert a 4 syllable gibberish word/most random thing you can think of (also 4 syllables) Kamehameha!
7. Ever been in a fight? sadly yes,
8. In regards to number 7 how did it go? lost only a few, won a bunch
9. What do you see the glass as? the glass can always be more full, but its only for us to make it full
10. What if I told you that we all live in the Matrix...? Then, I will be.....
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samxdaxman ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-] 1. garchomp. badass shark/dragon thing right here.
2. dragon. guess why.
3. Sam
4. 16
5. time control(stopping, slowing down, speeding up, etc.)
6. shloop womping cunt
7. eh, not really.
8. we were goofing around, i decked a kid and gave him a black eye. we're still friends.
9. always full. except in space.
10. NO WAI DOOD
2. dragon. guess why.
3. Sam
4. 16
5. time control(stopping, slowing down, speeding up, etc.)
6. shloop womping cunt
7. eh, not really.
8. we were goofing around, i decked a kid and gave him a black eye. we're still friends.
9. always full. except in space.
10. NO WAI DOOD
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deadrifler (12/10/2012) [-] 1. Scyther
2.Fire (ironic considering my favorite pokemon)
3. David
4. 21
5. Ability to teleport (Be enjoyable to visit where ever you wanted, whenever you felt like it)
6. uuuhhhherrmmmmmyeahhhoh
7. Varsity Wrestler/2 Years of Mauy Thai
8. Wrestling record not that great, only Semi-State. Muay Thai only to help my buddy train.
9. A perception of man's need to quantify everything.
10. Ask Mr. Smith for a high five?
2.Fire (ironic considering my favorite pokemon)
3. David
4. 21
5. Ability to teleport (Be enjoyable to visit where ever you wanted, whenever you felt like it)
6. uuuhhhherrmmmmmyeahhhoh
7. Varsity Wrestler/2 Years of Mauy Thai
8. Wrestling record not that great, only Semi-State. Muay Thai only to help my buddy train.
9. A perception of man's need to quantify everything.
10. Ask Mr. Smith for a high five?
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loveyameanish ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-] Number one is a tie between Espeon, Charizard and Entei, but me and Espeon go way back so there she is.
Water
Ashley
19
Teleportation
bollocksshittits
Yes
I won against a douchebag who apparently beats on girls.
Half full
Lolk.
Water
Ashley
19
Teleportation
bollocksshittits
Yes
I won against a douchebag who apparently beats on girls.
Half full
Lolk.
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sheepysquirrel (12/10/2012) [-] QUICKLY EVERYONE SAY YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL AND IF TWO PEOPLE HAVE THE SAME START A CONVO!
Squirrel
Squirrel
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nogzilla (12/11/2012) [-] **nogzilla rolled a random image posted in comment #1983145 at Item Discussion ** Pandas
