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#98150 - DCat (10/31/2013) [-]
Since It's Halloween, have a spooky gif
Since It's Halloween, have a spooky gif
User avatar #98145 - finblob ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
So I always make my Halloween Costume last minute, this year I got a bunch of socks and glued them to my onesie and put on swimming goggles and a sleeping cap and gloves over my ears and swimming trunks on.
I'm a bin monster.
I have to go to 3 different parties as this.
#98111 - unncommon (10/31/2013) [-]
Anyone else here own a pair of Vibram's?
User avatar #98182 to #98111 - austoboyko (11/01/2013) [-]
The gym i go to, theres this one guy that wears these really bright neon orange ones. And it seems uncomfortable. What are they like?
User avatar #98183 to #98182 - unncommon (11/01/2013) [-]
I freaking love them. they fit your feet like a glove, have bare-minimal padding underneath them, and you can fly in them. They feel natural most of all and actually make for healthier feet and calf's.
User avatar #98184 to #98183 - austoboyko (11/01/2013) [-]
How much do they go for?
User avatar #98186 to #98184 - unncommon (11/01/2013) [-]
They're expensive. I've had mine for almost a year but they were between $100 - $120.
But my pair in particular has went down since they're older, you can check them out here:
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I wouldn't recommend them unless you hardcore want them. I like them because I'm a paleofag.
User avatar #98174 to #98111 - alphabethsoop (11/01/2013) [-]
I heard that you get way more injuries with those than normal running shoes. Not willing to risk it.
User avatar #98185 to #98174 - unncommon (11/01/2013) [-]
That is true. Because how how minimalist these are there's no other resistance between the ground and your joints.
However if you were to "wean" yourself into them (for lack of a better term) then your body will naturally adapt by strengthening your joints, tendons, and certain muscles.
Since evolutionarily speaking (getting too far here, I know) humans are meant to walk on their feet and not on shoes, your body will like them if introduced properly and will wind up better because of them. But then again that's the hippie talk that I spew out occasionally.
User avatar #98149 to #98111 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (10/31/2013) [-]
No but the store I work at sell them...... what's the appeal of them?
User avatar #98151 to #98149 - unncommon (10/31/2013) [-]
Well they allow your feet to move more naturally. they utilize muscles that you don't ordinarily use in close-toed shoes. I've had them for about a year, and they're very comfortable and feel just...natural.
User avatar #98152 to #98151 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (10/31/2013) [-]
I just wear the Asics Gel Kayano running shoes. They are so fucking comfortable and stabilize my stride.

And besides, i'd rather run barefoot if i wanted the natural feel....and yes I HAVE done it before.
User avatar #98120 to #98111 - roliga (10/31/2013) [-]
No because I'm not gay
User avatar #98148 to #98120 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
You don't have to lie about your sexuality on the internet, amber.
User avatar #98122 to #98120 - unncommon (10/31/2013) [-]
You don't have to be gay too be fucking fabulous.
User avatar #98102 - douevensax (10/31/2013) [-]
Hey guys, I got one. What do you call a chicken with a top hat?
User avatar #98105 to #98102 - unncommon (10/31/2013) [-]
I'unno wut
User avatar #98106 to #98105 - douevensax (10/31/2013) [-]
its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol
User avatar #98108 to #98106 - unncommon (10/31/2013) [-]
I don't get it
User avatar #98109 to #98108 - douevensax (10/31/2013) [-]
I was hoping you've been on FJ teh past few days. It was a 4chan board about anti-jokes and this was the first one. Everyone made fun of OP for screwing it up. It was posted yesterday, but it's old.
#98110 to #98109 - unncommon (10/31/2013) [-]
Sorry bro, a little slow today.  But I laughed when I understood.
Sorry bro, a little slow today. But I laughed when I understood.
User avatar #98112 to #98110 - douevensax (10/31/2013) [-]
Alright, it's ok. Get some sleep man.
User avatar #98091 - anonymoose ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
#98189 to #98091 - gmarrox (11/01/2013) [-]
I got permission to leave my clinic to be with my classmates for Halloween.
User avatar #98163 to #98091 - teoberry (10/31/2013) [-]
Going as a lax bro
#98130 to #98091 - alphabethsoop (10/31/2013) [-]
I was Miss Universe (2nd from the left)
User avatar #98237 to #98130 - friedpotato (11/01/2013) [-]
Miss Sweden is cute, the others are just nerds.
Why are your friends so weird Beth?
User avatar #98242 to #98237 - alphabethsoop (11/01/2013) [-]
I'm actually only friends with Miss Sweden and Miss Krypton the others I could care less about but what are ya gonna do
User avatar #98137 to #98130 - percioz (10/31/2013) [-]
Krypton bitch looks like she could swallow your fucking football team wtf so ripped
User avatar #98143 to #98137 - alphabethsoop (10/31/2013) [-]
She is the captain of the field hockey team soooo
User avatar #98133 to #98130 - alphabethsoop (10/31/2013) [-]
Also happy birthday percioz!!!!
User avatar #98136 to #98133 - percioz (10/31/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot.
User avatar #98114 to #98091 - iwanttousenumbers (10/31/2013) [-]
Last night I was Dexter and my friend was a victim. Tonight I'm Princess Peach
User avatar #98107 to #98091 - unncommon (10/31/2013) [-]
#98103 to #98091 - desdemona (10/31/2013) [-]
I did my Halloween stuff last night, did a zombie run as one of the zombie actors then went clubbing for a bit. We are just having a small block party tonight. Pic is me in my zombie makeup
User avatar #98100 to #98091 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #98099 to #98091 - ljxjlos ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Imma be a drunkard.
User avatar #98095 to #98091 - OptimusRhyme (10/31/2013) [-]
i'm gunna be a nurse

a sexy nurse
User avatar #98115 to #98095 - iwanttousenumbers (10/31/2013) [-]
Be Nurse Joy
#98116 to #98115 - OptimusRhyme (10/31/2013) [-]
i dont have the hair for nurse joy.
User avatar #98138 to #98116 - percioz (10/31/2013) [-]
Please just disregard female cliche's and go as something like darth vader or idk, fucking Altaïr. I'm going as connor at saturday.
User avatar #98139 to #98138 - OptimusRhyme (10/31/2013) [-]
it was the easiest last minute thing i could do
User avatar #98140 to #98139 - percioz (10/31/2013) [-]
Nurse Vader?
User avatar #98141 to #98140 - OptimusRhyme (10/31/2013) [-]
as fucking awesome as that would be, and i wish id thought of that now lol, i dont have time to go find a vader mask
User avatar #98230 to #98141 - percioz (11/01/2013) [-]
I'm going to be Connor tomorrow, hoping for best costume because I doubt someone actually makes an effort to dress up there.
User avatar #98232 to #98230 - OptimusRhyme (11/01/2013) [-]
that sounds so legit!
User avatar #98125 to #98116 - ariscorp (10/31/2013) [-]
not cliche whatsoever
User avatar #98126 to #98125 - OptimusRhyme (10/31/2013) [-]
i know... im not very creative....
User avatar #98165 to #98126 - ariscorp (10/31/2013) [-]
I'm not either thats why im not going anywere as anything. but if i did i'd probably go as walter white or something like that.
User avatar #98176 to #98165 - OptimusRhyme (11/01/2013) [-]
it was also a sort of last minute thing lol, so it was kinda the most i could do in the time that i had to go out and get a costume
User avatar #98177 to #98176 - ariscorp (11/01/2013) [-]
Oh well, there's always next year
User avatar #98076 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Anyone else notice how desperate Apple is to increase sales since that new Galaxy came out?
User avatar #98088 to #98076 - desdemona (10/31/2013) [-]
No, apple don't need to increase their sales, they already have enough brain dead sheep buying their overrated products
User avatar #98124 to #98088 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
The thing is, they've lost a LOT of the shares in the smartphone industry over the last couple of months.
User avatar #98084 to #98076 - connorjay ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
#98074 - Metallicock (10/31/2013) [-]
post pics of yourself
#98113 to #98074 - BrayBoy (10/31/2013) [-]
Have you seen this man?

occupation: Teacher
nationality: Chilean
age: approx 38
Last seen: proclaiming love to strangers
answers to: Felipe, babe, lovely

We miss him dearly and just want to see his safe return
#98244 to #98113 - loveyameanish (11/01/2013) [-]


User avatar #98249 to #98244 - BrayBoy (11/01/2013) [-]
DO NOT, under any circumstances approach from behind
User avatar #98101 to #98074 - tylosaurus ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #98065 - samxdaxman (10/31/2013) [-]
So I failed that stupid giraffe thing. You guys got any good/funny/weird giraffe photos. If you feel like Addy would ban you for it, just send me a link or whatever.
Also, how's life been for all you guys?
User avatar #98005 - OptimusRhyme (10/30/2013) [-]
Hey everyone! What are you all doing for halloween?
User avatar #98131 to #98005 - alphabethsoop (10/31/2013) [-]
I'm going to a house show/costume party on Saturday but until then I get to hand out candy to cute little children dressed as lobsters! My costume is Miss Universe and I'm dressed as an astronaut.
User avatar #98132 to #98131 - OptimusRhyme (10/31/2013) [-]
haha i just saw that picture in the other thread. your group has some really cool and creative costumes
User avatar #98134 to #98132 - alphabethsoop (10/31/2013) [-]
Thanks! It's a thing for the senior girls in my school to do a Miss Halloween pageant. We all look forward to it each year lol.
User avatar #98135 to #98134 - OptimusRhyme (10/31/2013) [-]
that sounds pretty kickass! i wish my school did that back when i was a senior lol
User avatar #98121 to #98005 - ferrettamer (10/31/2013) [-]
I'm going to hang myself from a tree, so when kids walk by they will just think that I am a decoration but I'll actually be dead (:
User avatar #98127 to #98121 - OptimusRhyme (10/31/2013) [-]
2spoopy bro. so hardcore
User avatar #98128 to #98127 - ferrettamer (10/31/2013) [-]
Ty, I try
User avatar #98092 to #98005 - anonymoose ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Dressing in Glam Metal clothes and going to a club or house party or both.
User avatar #98094 to #98092 - OptimusRhyme (10/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #98085 to #98005 - connorjay ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
I had a choice of three house parties.

One is apparently going downhill and I'd only know one person, who is only being a casual and not doing uch
One isnow going to Oceana which I just can't be bothered with tonight
The other just didn't materialise.

So I'm sitting in and picking my girlfriend up from the train station at 11pm.

Life is boring.
User avatar #98093 to #98085 - OptimusRhyme (10/31/2013) [-]
well at least you've got the girlfriend
User avatar #98096 to #98093 - connorjay ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Yeah but she arrives so late, dammit...
#98082 to #98005 - cloverhand (10/31/2013) [-]
Me and some friends each did Simon Pegg from the Cornetto Trilogy Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz and The World's End , got a whole bunch of free comic books and Edgar Wright (writer/director of the trilogy) said that he loved our costumes
Twas a good day
I'm Sgt. Nicholas Angel
User avatar #98089 to #98082 - OptimusRhyme (10/31/2013) [-]
i love it!
User avatar #98090 to #98089 - cloverhand (10/31/2013) [-]
Thanks man
#98059 to #98005 - EmmyGee (10/30/2013) [-]
i have to work but i'm going to put in a contact lens just to spite them so ha.
User avatar #98087 to #98067 - EmmyGee (10/31/2013) [-]
haha that is the best reply I've ever recieved
User avatar #98104 to #98087 - joshlol (10/31/2013) [-]
I try
User avatar #98060 to #98059 - OptimusRhyme (10/30/2013) [-]
legit! also, love the hair with the contacts. they match so awesomely!
User avatar #98086 to #98060 - EmmyGee (10/31/2013) [-]
thank you!
User avatar #98049 to #98005 - teoberry (10/30/2013) [-]
Something uncommon.
User avatar #98077 to #98049 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
You're having sex with unncommon?
User avatar #98097 to #98077 - teoberry (10/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #98098 to #98097 - teoberry (10/31/2013) [-]
Not hopefully, actually. I'm gettin' that one way or the other
#98083 to #98077 - unncommon (10/31/2013) [-]
Someone say sex?
User avatar #98036 to #98005 - percioz (10/30/2013) [-]
Celebrating my birthday
User avatar #98044 to #98036 - OptimusRhyme (10/30/2013) [-]
DUDE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! or early birthday lol
#98046 to #98044 - percioz (10/30/2013) [-]
10 minutes left.   
Thanks a lot opti
10 minutes left.
Thanks a lot opti
#98050 to #98046 - OptimusRhyme (10/30/2013) [-]
#98051 to #98050 - percioz (10/30/2013) [-]
Thank you again Opti
Thank you again Opti
User avatar #98052 to #98051 - OptimusRhyme (10/30/2013) [-]
you're welcome
#98055 to #98054 - percioz (10/30/2013) [-]
I don't know why I posted it, it just seemed right.
User avatar #98056 to #98055 - OptimusRhyme (10/30/2013) [-]
good enough reason
#98057 to #98056 - percioz (10/30/2013) [-]
Now I got to watch vampire diaries though, so I'll probably come back later today or something.   
 Sorry for not talking to you lately, been busy.
Now I got to watch vampire diaries though, so I'll probably come back later today or something.
Sorry for not talking to you lately, been busy.
User avatar #98058 to #98057 - OptimusRhyme (10/30/2013) [-]
no worries dude! have fun!
User avatar #98048 to #98046 - OptimusRhyme (10/30/2013) [-]
i will wish you again in 10 minutes then
User avatar #98035 to #98005 - unncommon (10/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #98045 to #98035 - OptimusRhyme (10/30/2013) [-]
sounds like fun!
User avatar #98013 to #98005 - ljxjlos ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
"Kneipentour" (touring through the local bars/discos/clubs) with a group of weird people. Halloween isn´t practiced that much around here, so I guess noone will go costumed or something.
User avatar #98014 to #98013 - OptimusRhyme (10/30/2013) [-]
well either way, that sounds like fun!
User avatar #98015 to #98014 - ljxjlos ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
I hope so On the other side, most of my friends are kinda pussying around when it comes to partying, so I´m a bit afraid that they´ll want to go home at 1 or 2 in the night like always:/

What are you doing?
User avatar #98017 to #98015 - OptimusRhyme (10/30/2013) [-]
if they decide to go home, i say you should stay out and party til you drop lol
User avatar #98018 to #98017 - ljxjlos ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
That´s how we did it last time we had a Kneipentour...we started with 12 people and only 3 stayed until morning.D

But yeah, I guess we´ll do so again beause I most definitely plan to drop.
User avatar #98019 to #98018 - OptimusRhyme (10/30/2013) [-]
haha sounds awesome! im just going to go out to a bar and dress up with friends coworkers and significant others. it should be fun.
User avatar #98020 to #98019 - ljxjlos ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, I mean everythings pretty fun if the right people are around
User avatar #98021 to #98020 - OptimusRhyme (10/30/2013) [-]
exactly! also it's going to be ladie's night at the bar so there will be a good amount of women and hopefully one of the guys in the group will FINALLY meet a lady.
User avatar #98022 to #98021 - ljxjlos ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
I should try to find a place with ladies night, too...living without a girl gets pretty lonely from time to time...on the other side, I shouldn´t bother to try with the people who go with me on halloween
User avatar #98023 to #98022 - OptimusRhyme (10/30/2013) [-]
i say go for it! go out and pick up ladies in scantily dressed clothing
User avatar #98024 to #98023 - ljxjlos ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Probably will do, either way, as soon as I´ve drank a bit.

Promised myself to stop doing so, tho because shitty relationships for fun are damn annoying after a while.

User avatar #98025 to #98024 - OptimusRhyme (10/30/2013) [-]
this is very true... hmmm... one more hookup for halloween and then off to a meaningful relationship!! XD
User avatar #98026 to #98025 - ljxjlos ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
If said that to myself for the last...well, at the very least half a year...But you´re right, at least one more time
User avatar #98027 to #98026 - OptimusRhyme (10/30/2013) [-]
have fun while you still can also go into each relationship with an open mind. dont go in with the idea that it will only be another shitty relationship
User avatar #98028 to #98027 - ljxjlos ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
That´s a mindset that comes from experience, tho.D I´ve only had shitty relationships so far.D

But yeah, I´ll see, what comes. Even if nothing happens, it will stillbe a great evening, I think.
User avatar #98030 to #98028 - OptimusRhyme (10/30/2013) [-]
believe me, i know all about shitty relationships.... had more than id like to count
User avatar #98031 to #98030 - ljxjlos ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Welcome to the club, then

also, have fun on your party.
User avatar #98032 to #98031 - OptimusRhyme (10/30/2013) [-]
thanks dude. you too!
User avatar #98009 to #98005 - DCat (10/30/2013) [-]
Not a damn thing since there's like only two kids in my neighborhood that I know of . Kinda disappointing.
User avatar #98010 to #98009 - OptimusRhyme (10/30/2013) [-]
oh damn, sorry to hear that buddy
#97950 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
This is a will I got a couple of days ago. I was granted a large sum of money when a relative died

the amount of money left behind rivals that to $100,000+ that I can spend on whatever I want.

Metaphorically speaking if I were to distribute this to you guys and girls what would you do for a piece? For guys it be something Physical for women (trust me it doesn't involve sex) but you would be doing some weird (not gross tho) things.
User avatar #98195 to #97950 - gmarrox (11/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'd probably donate most of it to mental health research.
User avatar #98154 to #97950 - samanthathepylon **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
If you send me any money, I'll send double back next monday.

Totally legit bro
User avatar #98155 to #98154 - murrlogic (10/31/2013) [-]
Are you a Nigerian Prince?
User avatar #98156 to #98155 - samanthathepylon **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
Crown prince of Norway and shit yo
User avatar #98158 to #98156 - murrlogic (10/31/2013) [-]
Isn't Norway the opposite of a third world country?
User avatar #98159 to #98158 - samanthathepylon **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
I dunno, I forgot how it looks like outside
User avatar #98160 to #98159 - murrlogic (10/31/2013) [-]
They dont have windows in Norway? Are you pale?
User avatar #98161 to #98160 - samanthathepylon **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
I will be in a month or two.
User avatar #98144 to #97950 - icameheretotroll (10/31/2013) [-]
I would like to be a part of it unless it's not extremely weird
User avatar #98146 to #98144 - murrlogic (10/31/2013) [-]
unless you were a boy or a woman your tasks would be different
User avatar #98147 to #98146 - icameheretotroll (10/31/2013) [-]
I'm a male
would be nice if I fought someone in my league for the money but I live away from USA
User avatar #98071 to #97950 - haydn (10/31/2013) [-]
Male, england. Would do whatever I could within reason from this distance which isn't much. Drench me with money.
User avatar #98072 to #98071 - murrlogic (10/31/2013) [-]
male and english

i'd see how many beers you can drink and see how long it would take you to not punch someone
User avatar #98073 to #98072 - haydn (10/31/2013) [-]
I'm a lightweight and an aggressive drunk. (Got in a fight the other week and had my head jumped on multiple times) We may have a deal.
User avatar #98068 to #97950 - joshlol (10/31/2013) [-]
Can I have it all just for the sake of increasing my wealth even more?
User avatar #98069 to #98068 - murrlogic (10/31/2013) [-]
you gotta earn it.
User avatar #98070 to #98069 - joshlol (10/31/2013) [-]
I already have a few million bro. Buy yourself something nice, don't give it to these faggots. I see you live in CA, the most expensive state to live in. That's reason enough to keep your money. You could always move somewhere else, Denver or Chicago are very nice. Or just spend it all on hookers and blow.
#98061 to #97950 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (10/30/2013) [-]
I have this unique gift/talent.

If you gave me money I can do this thing where I don't rape and murder you. It's only if you give me money though.
User avatar #98064 to #98061 - murrlogic (10/31/2013) [-]
No I'd rather you do what I tell you and I paid you
User avatar #98033 to #97950 - ferrettamer (10/30/2013) [-]
You live in America right? 2far
User avatar #98029 to #97950 - astraea (10/30/2013) [-]
I'd say you're sexy on vocaroo for some /videyagames or somethin
User avatar #98037 to #98029 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
That is a cute answer. But you'd really have to impress me.
User avatar #98011 to #97950 - tylosaurus ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #97999 to #97950 - OptimusRhyme (10/30/2013) [-]
how weird are we talkin?
User avatar #98000 to #97999 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
depends upon if you're a man or a woman
User avatar #98002 to #98001 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
Are you sure? Trust me it wouldn't have anything to do with sex or abuse but you would be doing some odd (not gross) things

I'll PM you about it.
User avatar #98004 to #98002 - OptimusRhyme (10/30/2013) [-]
alrighty then
User avatar #97987 to #97950 - unncommon (10/30/2013) [-]
How physical we talkin' here bro.
User avatar #97989 to #97987 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
I'd probably test your fighting skills against someone of your caliber
User avatar #97990 to #97989 - unncommon (10/30/2013) [-]
Haha, I like it. My friends and I get drunk and beat the shit out of each other anyways.
User avatar #97991 to #97990 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
But if you were a woman you'd be doing a lot different activities.

But since your a man i'd have a cage ring brought in and place my bets. Either way both fighters would get paid
#97992 to #97991 - unncommon (10/30/2013) [-]
Like gladiators or some shit.  Anyways, I'm sorry for your loss bro.  Take it easy.
Like gladiators or some shit. Anyways, I'm sorry for your loss bro. Take it easy.
User avatar #97993 to #97992 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
Bare Knuckle Fighting. No cheap shots

Submission and Knockout is legal if not encouraged
User avatar #98016 to #97993 - yunouppercase ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
i'd do that
User avatar #97982 to #97950 - Timmietim ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
idunnolol , would depend on amount that i'd get
User avatar #97983 to #97982 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
This depends if your a boy or a girl for me to continue this question
User avatar #97984 to #97983 - Timmietim ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
u kno im a boi xDD
User avatar #97985 to #97984 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
Well in that case I'd just have you fight in a cage match for $2000 bucks or something
User avatar #97986 to #97985 - Timmietim ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
well i dont live near and am underage
so dunno if thats possibru
User avatar #97979 to #97950 - ljxjlos ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and myself I´d probably spend it on University so I don´t have to work during my next holidays and use the rest for fuel so I could drive through Germany because I´m thinking of visiting several places, some churches, abbeys, etc to ask for local legends/stories/myths and fairytails to write them down and publish it as an E-Book on Amazon or something.

I´d also buy a new oven, I think cause mine does only work in 10% of all times I try.D
User avatar #97975 to #97950 - nippuhl (10/30/2013) [-]
Also notice he said what would you do for a piece. Now with a piece.
Dumb motherfuckers.
User avatar #97974 to #97950 - BrayBoy (10/30/2013) [-]
I'd give a fuck tonne to my mam and dad to pay for all the different meds and shit I'm on, and build/buy a pc
User avatar #97994 to #97974 - desdemona (10/30/2013) [-]
Do you have to pay for your meds? My dad had to pay for a load of the kidney ones he was on
User avatar #97995 to #97994 - BrayBoy (10/30/2013) [-]
yeah, We have a medical card but my dad earns slightly above qualifying for a full medical card, which sucks .
User avatar #97972 to #97950 - nippuhl (10/30/2013) [-]
Is that even you
#97976 to #97972 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
It is. Here is another picture of me
User avatar #97964 to #97950 - ariscorp (10/30/2013) [-]
I dunno what id do to have some, i wouldnt need that money for myself, i would probably buy a really good PC then give the rest to my parents to help with the costs of running a family.
User avatar #97963 to #97950 - birdss (10/30/2013) [-]
I would spend it on college books, a new laptop for school, and to pay my insurnace.
All together that would be around 1500,-
User avatar #97959 to #97950 - ljxjlos ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
You´re one lucky guy.

But seriously, if it´s too much money that you don´t need right now, save some up for the future and give some to charity. There´ll still be enough left over and you´ll feel way better.
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User avatar #97954 to #97950 - yorker ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
I would spend it on funding my vidya game
User avatar #97953 to #97950 - ivoryhammer (10/30/2013) [-]
You lucky motherfucker
User avatar #97978 to #97953 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
Wow. I was expecting people to ask what I would have them do for a piece.
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User avatar #97943 - theeballsack (10/30/2013) [-]
Louis CK isn't funny
User avatar #97988 to #97943 - unncommon (10/30/2013) [-]
He's fucking hilarious.
User avatar #97960 to #97943 - ljxjlos ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Is he supposed to be? I thought he was only a musician? Or am I wrong?
User avatar #97942 - Kushmonster (10/30/2013) [-]
anyone from maryland feel free to friend me up, message me whenever
User avatar #97907 - jepica (10/29/2013) [-]
HEY! I've been having a pretty awesome life lately(extremely rare) and I just feel the need to tell everyone cause happy. WOOOOO
#98118 to #97907 - sadawedsa **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
Good for you   
 ill just stay in my corner with my 0 social life
Good for you

ill just stay in my corner with my 0 social life
User avatar #97919 to #97907 - ljxjlos ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Do an hero before it gets worse again.
User avatar #97909 to #97907 - birdss (10/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #97911 to #97909 - jepica (10/29/2013) [-]
Uh, you're.
User avatar #97912 to #97911 - birdss (10/29/2013) [-]
jdlorenzo, you're hurting my feelings.
User avatar #97913 to #97912 - jepica (10/29/2013) [-]
Noooooooooooo. I'm not jdilorenzo. I'm jepica. Completely different people.
User avatar #97914 to #97913 - birdss (10/29/2013) [-]
ohh right, hello i've never seen you before, nice to meet you.
excuse me for my rudeness.
User avatar #97908 to #97907 - teoberry (10/29/2013) [-]
Aren't you that underaged slut who always posts shit on nsfw?
User avatar #97910 to #97908 - jepica (10/29/2013) [-]
Let's see:
I'm 18
I'm not a slut

Guess not.
User avatar #97973 to #97910 - nippuhl (10/30/2013) [-]
If you post pictures of yourself naked online you automatically have no respect for yourself and are a slut by all means.
User avatar #98075 to #97973 - teoberry (10/31/2013) [-]
thank you based nippul
User avatar #97916 to #97910 - teoberry (10/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I'm pretty sure I remember you saying you're sixteen a couple months back. When you first posted that shit there were a few comments about it too, ya whore
User avatar #98312 to #97916 - jepica (11/02/2013) [-]
Okay. I'm a whore and a slut. I sleep with tons of guys and put out super easily.
User avatar #97877 - drastronomy (10/29/2013) [-]
i just noticed something extremely fucking funny and ironic about my friends.

So there is this attractive girl in our grade. None of us know her very well, yet they have all confessed to liking her, though they have never talked to her at all. Yet, all but two of my five friends have liked EVERY. SINGLE. picture of her. I do not know whether to laugh or to feel bad for them, since these guys are the same guys who make fun of ME for being sort of quiet around people. What? should i like pictures of attractive strangers in hope of getting a fucking blowjob? lel

So i talked to her since we share a class. She seems nice, but it slightly annoys her how many ugly/creepy guys try to hit on her via FB.

Im sitting here right now laughing my ass off. They call me socially retarded and make fun of me because of my pectus excavatum, yet they are so FUCKING HILARIOUSLY pathetic...

anyway, do you guys have such omega friends?(btw mine are not the euphoric faggots you might imagine them to be. they're all pretty average, but still pathetic as fuck)
User avatar #98038 to #97877 - percioz (10/30/2013) [-]
No wonder your friends are retarded in that facebook-fashion. It's such a common thing in Norway. Also people who talk on facebook and never talk irl, it's so fucking awkward.
Two girls in my class would literally spam eachother on facebook during class and not even whisper a small word to eachother in the breaks.

TL;DR Norway is retarded when it comes to facebook prioritizing and usage of the social media.
User avatar #98040 to #98038 - percioz (10/30/2013) [-]
Also what's your name?
User avatar #97878 to #97877 - birdss (10/29/2013) [-]
No, I don't have friends.
besides, what did you talk to her about? ( inb4 you asked what homework you had)
User avatar #97880 to #97878 - drastronomy (10/29/2013) [-]
Something about how that class (nynorsk=new norwegian=some shitty language we have to learn that 500 people speak) sucks, then one thing lead to another and we talked about facebook, then she explained how she barely ever posts yet creepy fags swarm pictures and goes on how irritating it is because her phone vibrates like shit whilst she is taking tests.
User avatar #97891 to #97880 - birdss (10/29/2013) [-]
Oh, Date her, make your friends jealous.
User avatar #97949 to #97891 - TITTYFISH (10/30/2013) [-]
Do as the man says!
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User avatar #97871 - unncommon (10/29/2013) [-]
Anyone here remember how I said I got drunk and broke my nose? Well I woke up 3 - 4 times last night choking on my own blood because of a nasal laceration. Then there was this fucking dog across the street barking all night long and I've got half a mind to shoot that fucker.
Anyways, I just swallowed a pretty nice amount of blood and have one hellacious head ache...anyone else know where I'm coming from as far as a shit night?
User avatar #97873 to #97871 - ljxjlos ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Meh, 2/10, normal friday evening.

But seriously, go see a doctor, man.
User avatar #97839 - cloverhand (10/29/2013) [-]
Anyone here from Sydney?

Wanna chat?
You don't have to be from Sydney to chat, I'm just seeing if anyone is
User avatar #97872 to #97839 - birdss (10/29/2013) [-]
Hi i'm from sydney
User avatar #97922 to #97872 - cloverhand (10/30/2013) [-]
I thought you were from like Norway or something
User avatar #97924 to #97922 - birdss (10/30/2013) [-]
Netherlands, you weirdo.
User avatar #97925 to #97924 - cloverhand (10/30/2013) [-]
It started with N, I was close enough
User avatar #97926 to #97925 - birdss (10/30/2013) [-]
You disappoint me.
User avatar #97927 to #97926 - cloverhand (10/30/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, is there anyway to make it up to you?
User avatar #97928 to #97927 - birdss (10/30/2013) [-]
No, there's no way to make it up to me.
Bye now.
User avatar #97929 to #97928 - cloverhand (10/30/2013) [-]
I don't know how I'll go on living now
User avatar #97930 to #97929 - birdss (10/30/2013) [-]
Jingle bell rock.
User avatar #97931 to #97930 - cloverhand (10/30/2013) [-]
You've enlightened me, thank you
User avatar #97932 to #97931 - birdss (10/30/2013) [-]
You're welcome!
Let's say you are going to have sex with your boyfriend for the first time;
Are you going to have sex with or without a condom?
User avatar #97933 to #97932 - cloverhand (10/30/2013) [-]
With, just to be sure
User avatar #97934 to #97933 - birdss (10/30/2013) [-]
Afraid of aids or babies?
User avatar #97935 to #97934 - cloverhand (10/30/2013) [-]
Both, but mainly the babies
User avatar #97936 to #97935 - birdss (10/30/2013) [-]
oki, so rough sex or soft
User avatar #97937 to #97936 - cloverhand (10/30/2013) [-]
A bit rough is always fun
User avatar #97938 to #97937 - birdss (10/30/2013) [-]
Doggy or missionary
User avatar #97939 to #97938 - cloverhand (10/30/2013) [-]
Both is acceptable but doggy usually feels better
User avatar #97940 to #97939 - birdss (10/30/2013) [-]
Good good, so what is your favourite food?
User avatar #97941 to #97940 - cloverhand (10/30/2013) [-]
Probably spaghetti
User avatar #97860 to #97839 - ariscorp (10/29/2013) [-]
how'r things down under then
User avatar #97921 to #97860 - cloverhand (10/30/2013) [-]
They're fine for anyone who isn't caught up in bushfires or storms, which just happens to be me

How are things where you are?
User avatar #97955 to #97921 - ariscorp (10/30/2013) [-]
Cold, wet and windy.
User avatar #97956 to #97955 - cloverhand (10/30/2013) [-]
I like the cold but I don't like the wet and windy
User avatar #97847 to #97839 - tylosaurus ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Am not.
User avatar #97849 to #97847 - cloverhand (10/29/2013) [-]
Wanna chat anyway?
User avatar #97850 to #97849 - tylosaurus ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]

Just kidding, but don't expect much.
User avatar #97851 to #97850 - cloverhand (10/29/2013) [-]

Don't expect much from me either, I'm not very good at keeping up conversations
User avatar #97852 to #97851 - tylosaurus ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Well then, that's a very good combination.
User avatar #97853 to #97852 - cloverhand (10/29/2013) [-]
I'm thinking it's probably not

So what's up with you?
User avatar #97854 to #97853 - tylosaurus ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was using sarcasm.

Not much, just got home from a boring school day.
User avatar #97855 to #97854 - cloverhand (10/29/2013) [-]
I figured but I never know how to respond to it

What grade are you in?
I had my food tech exam today, it was easy and boring as shit
User avatar #97856 to #97855 - tylosaurus ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
2nd year of what I suppose is highschool. One and a half year left till I'm finished.
Or I drop out, either way. Hopefully soon done.

I miss easy things.
User avatar #97857 to #97856 - cloverhand (10/29/2013) [-]
What are you planning to do if you drop out?

Well it's my final exam, so it's not meant to be easy, but it's food tech so it is
User avatar #97858 to #97857 - tylosaurus ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
I dunno. Originally, I was aiming for being a game developer.
Lost interest, have no clue now. No motivation.
User avatar #97859 to #97858 - cloverhand (10/29/2013) [-]
That sounds like a good plan but I recommend staying in school unless you're really sure about what you want to do
I've had at least a bit of motivation until I started my final exams, now I have none, I know that feeling man
User avatar #97842 to #97839 - connorjay ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Hi. I'm bored out of my mind. How're you?

I'm not from Sydney
User avatar #97843 to #97842 - cloverhand (10/29/2013) [-]
I'm incredibly bored too, that's what brought me here
What are you up to?

Where are you from?
User avatar #97861 to #97843 - connorjay ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Not much, writing an essay on the efficacy of the cognitive interview and what I could remove from it to improve it.

Issues with the cognitive interview is time, it takes too long. So police officers prefer not to use it as of time constraints...

What're you up to?
User avatar #97920 to #97861 - cloverhand (10/30/2013) [-]
That sounds like a bunch of fun, it also makes me glad I don't have to write essays anymore after next week

I just woke up, but I'm probably going to spend my day playing Pokemon when I should be studying
User avatar #97951 to #97920 - connorjay ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Are you graduating next week or something? What do you study?
User avatar #97952 to #97951 - cloverhand (10/30/2013) [-]
I'm finishing high school, I've already graduated though, now I just have to finish my exams
User avatar #97845 to #97843 - crazycowhimself (10/29/2013) [-]
best conversation ever
User avatar #97846 to #97845 - cloverhand (10/29/2013) [-]
I am not very skilled in the art of making conversation
User avatar #97828 - thegrimreaver (10/29/2013) [-]
Hey, since there isn't really a Literature board, I figured I'd post it here, since it's about the closest to an "Offtopic" board FJ has, I'm trying to remember the name of an author I read some years back.

He's a European(I want to think Italian) professor of history that writes historical fiction. There are two books I remember:
One followed a Greek soldier following the battle of Troy as he pursued Aeneas of Troy into what becomes Italy. There are a few clashes with barbarians from the North who wield crude swords of a dark metal (iron).

The other one followed a couple of Roman Legionaries who are smuggling the last Emperor, who is a child, and his druidic mentor out of Rome. They escape into Britain, where the child grows up to have a son named Arthur, and his mentor takes on the name Merlin.

If you have any ideas, or have suggestions on where else I should ask, please, let me know.
User avatar #97832 to #97828 - yorker ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
I started one. Never caught on.
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