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User avatar #40 - sunice (05/09/2012) [-]
**sunice rolls 24,574** Most toothpaste are toxic. Thats why.
User avatar #42 to #40 - subarumaster (05/09/2012) [-]
Everything is toxic, it just matters the quantity.
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#29 - smokerocks (05/08/2012) [-]
Bengay on your balls > ANYTHING
#36 to #29 - EmulateSnes ONLINE (05/08/2012) [-]
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**** outa been gay will Icy Hot work?
User avatar #37 to #36 - smokerocks (05/08/2012) [-]
or some vick's vapor rub
User avatar #25 - ithinkimfunny (05/08/2012) [-]
Put it in your anus, your body will absorb more of the good parts

Trust me
#23 - wacemindu (05/08/2012) [-]
Because digestive enzymes break down the products in the toothpaste that get you high. Putting it on your nipples gets it into the blood stream without being broken down
User avatar #22 - carnivoreapples (05/08/2012) [-]
won't work, your nipples are highly sensitive, that's what causes the reaction
#21 - StarvedSouthKorean (05/08/2012) [-]
It is expected that the small quantities of fluorides put into toothpaste can fluoridate the fatty acids present in almost all mammalian nipples, causing minute quantities of hydrofluoric acid to be released into the bloodstream. Normally HF is very toxic and bad for bones since it displaces calcium, but it is well established that low levels of HF over extended periods has proven to suppress nerve activity - hence the danger of HF acid burns since they are initially painless. This nerve suppression is believed to affect the brain, even in low concentrations, to produce a mild euphoria.
#18 - coryg (05/08/2012) [-]
I just came back after a little funnyjunk break and found pasting.    
Im going away on a 10 day trip so what the 						****					 will people be doing when i return?
I just came back after a little funnyjunk break and found pasting.
Im going away on a 10 day trip so what the **** will people be doing when i return?



#33 to #18 - imagnetsux (05/08/2012) [-]
**imagnetsux rolled a random image posted in comment #102 at Joke ** the next meme
#16 - potatos ONLINE (05/08/2012) [-]
Eating alot of tooth paste can actually give you a mild fever.
Next you don't wanna go to school - Grab a spoon.
User avatar #15 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (05/08/2012) [-]
The only thing you will achieve by eating toothpaste is Fluoride poisoning.
read the warning label.

User avatar #14 - tehhamster (05/08/2012) [-]
What the **** have I missed?! Everyone getting high of toothpaste?!
#17 to #14 - srapture (05/08/2012) [-]
I know dude! What the **** ?!
#38 to #17 - tehhamster (05/08/2012) [-]
Getting high by rubbing tooth paste on your nipples? pfft, of course that'll work! not! That's like trying to ride some strangers car, it won't work!
Getting high by rubbing tooth paste on your nipples? pfft, of course that'll work! not! That's like trying to ride some strangers car, it won't work!
#39 to #38 - srapture (05/09/2012) [-]
I enjoyed that GIF.
I enjoyed that GIF.
#41 to #39 - tehhamster (05/09/2012) [-]
My all time favorite gif.
My all time favorite gif.
User avatar #13 - thijsofbodom (05/08/2012) [-]
why don't we just smoke weed
its legal right
( **** you, in Holland it is)
#32 to #13 - StarvedSouthKorean (05/08/2012) [-]
lol not for long there already is a weedpass so only dutch people like me can buy it legally, you mad?

User avatar #26 to #13 - ithinkimfunny (05/08/2012) [-]
**** yeah Holland
User avatar #27 to #26 - hardekoning (05/08/2012) [-]
That puny little country is called ''The Netherlands'' not Holland....
Dissappointed in you fellow dutchies.....
User avatar #28 to #27 - ithinkimfunny (05/08/2012) [-]
Dutch Pride Worldwide
And they're both possible
User avatar #10 - dollydagger (05/08/2012) [-]
Most toothpaste's contain Glycerine
#9 - StarvedSouthKorean (05/08/2012) [-]
eat enough toothpaste and you will die
#4 - arcenicum (05/07/2012) [-]
They say saliva and stomach acids break it down. There was a whole scientific explanation but I didn't understand a flying **** of the chemistry/biology they were talking about.
#8 to #4 - StarvedSouthKorean (05/08/2012) [-]
That's because it is complete ******** made up by 4chan. It's an attempt to see how far a fake drug can get into the media and if it will be reported on.
If you google search "pasting" you aren't going to get any results related to getting high from anywhere before May 6th. Huge indication that screams "IT'S FAKE."
#3 - StarvedSouthKorean (05/07/2012) [-]
I laughed
#2 - mufdvr (05/07/2012) [-]
+1
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