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#533 - manirock (05/05/2012) [-]
>Be me
>Getting ass kicked at Halo
>Turns out it was a little 12 year old bitch
>He won't shut up
>High pitched voice breaking my eardrums
>Need to shut the little **** up
>Remember an old Twilight Zone episode
>Start telling the little **** I'm hearing voices
>Little **** still won't shut up, can't take it anymore
>Tell my friend to scream
>He screams
>I start yelling for my mom even though she's dead
>I ask "why"
>Pass mic to my friend
>He says "you know why"
>Pretty sure the little **** pissed his pants

#562 to #533 - smellmyfaceforswag (05/05/2012) [-]
mfw perfect come back story
#532 - Vredesbyrd (05/05/2012) [-]
#531 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #530 - renlylikespenis (05/05/2012) [-]
It's because he's a 12-year-old on Xbox Live.
#529 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
>Be 12
>On Xbox
> Talking to some kids in a party
>Most leave
>Just me and another kid
>He whoops my ass at halo
>I get fed up with sucking at halo so much
>I decide to scare the **** out of him by making creepy noises
>Pretend to be murdered
>Emotionally scar asshole who beat me at halo
>Create another account
#523 - zomgodness (05/04/2012) [-]
**zomgodness rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Dumb Ash **
With the chances of sounding like an idiot here but...
why is there a picture of Dolan on the front page of this post instead of the text that OP posted? :O
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#518 - qchrisman (05/04/2012) [-]
>be me
>go to house
>faggot kid complaining about hearing noises while playing xbox
>see mom
>kill her
>pussy kid starts screaming for her
>beat him up
>asks why
>break his neck
>"You know why"

User avatar #513 - LazyAnon (05/04/2012) [-]
>be 12
>be on Xbox live

Isn't that kind of redundant?
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User avatar #520 to #516 - angreif (05/04/2012) [-]
call of duty gives xbox live a bad name. hop onto battlefield, you won't hear an annoyingly squeaky voice again
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User avatar #526 to #525 - angreif (05/04/2012) [-]
awwww, well, i suppose it's for the better. enjoy having a productive life. wait... never mind, you're on funny junk
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#510 - iAmAWizard (05/04/2012) [-]
>Be OP
>I'm gay.
#509 - xmasterchefx ONLINE (05/04/2012) [-]
#502 - badthing (05/04/2012) [-]
**badthing rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at /b/ board **
User avatar #500 - skergex (05/04/2012) [-]
But who was Mic?!?!
#499 - hole (05/04/2012) [-]
>I whoop his ass at halo

Good thing you wrote ''at halo'', or you'd get me hard OP
User avatar #497 - mogwaves (05/04/2012) [-]
>Be a babysitter

>go upstairs to watch tv

>see a clown statue

>call the parents to put a blanket on it

>turns out they dont have a clown statue
#515 to #497 - leochick (05/04/2012) [-]
Such an old joke.
User avatar #511 to #497 - sketchE (05/04/2012) [-]
the joke is a lenin statue and the parents are killed for not having a lenin statue and the babysitter is killed for wanting to cover it
User avatar #507 to #497 - brayburn (05/04/2012) [-]
But who was phone?!
#496 - theytookmyjawb (05/04/2012) [-]
This is why
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