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THINK BEFORE YOU INK - Effect of Feminism
- Friendships
- its not aloud becau-
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- Rober Downey Jr. Is-
- the cold war
- Bad punoroo
- The Truth
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- C'mon Son
- Air Freshener
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- Non-wet T-shirt con-
- All Hail The King!
- Mission to Mars
- so cash
- This is one of my f-
- Who's carrying whom?
- Real Women
Comments(602):
#606
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heyjudewatsup **User deleted account** (05/05/2012) [-] >Be me
>Playing Halo 2
>All my friends leave, left with some weird kid who I don't know
>He kicks my ass at the game
>I'm a pissy 12 year old, so I plan on rage quiting
>Decide to Google random noises
>Put my mic up the the speakers
>Pretend to scream for my mom
>Add more strange noises, and pretend to plead for my life
>Complain to my mom to give me a new account, and she gives it to me I'm a spoiled brat
>Now I play on a totally different account, to give the impression I'm dead
>Playing Halo 2
>All my friends leave, left with some weird kid who I don't know
>He kicks my ass at the game
>I'm a pissy 12 year old, so I plan on rage quiting
>Decide to Google random noises
>Put my mic up the the speakers
>Pretend to scream for my mom
>Add more strange noises, and pretend to plead for my life
>Complain to my mom to give me a new account, and she gives it to me I'm a spoiled brat
>Now I play on a totally different account, to give the impression I'm dead
#604
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showthistoyourmom **User deleted account** (05/05/2012) [-] >Be about 30, just got Halo 2
>Really excited to play it, looks like a great game
>Have a personality disorder
>In my excitement, forgot to take meds
>Start my first match, winning against everyone there
>Overjoyed at how awesome I am at this game
>Suddenly a kid starts cursing at me
>WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER YOU LITTLE SHIT?!?!
>Find kid's address
>Sneak into his house at night
>His mom is here, oh well no turning back now
>Destroy the mother with my sledgehammer
>Kid hears her anguished screams
>Starts crying for his mom
>I walk into his room
>He was still playing Halo 2, apparently versing some 12 year old
>Wielding my weapon, I smash his little head in
>With his last dying breath, he spits out "Why...?"
>I answer "You know why."
>Life-sentence in jail
>SO WORTH IT
>Really excited to play it, looks like a great game
>Have a personality disorder
>In my excitement, forgot to take meds
>Start my first match, winning against everyone there
>Overjoyed at how awesome I am at this game
>Suddenly a kid starts cursing at me
>WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER YOU LITTLE SHIT?!?!
>Find kid's address
>Sneak into his house at night
>His mom is here, oh well no turning back now
>Destroy the mother with my sledgehammer
>Kid hears her anguished screams
>Starts crying for his mom
>I walk into his room
>He was still playing Halo 2, apparently versing some 12 year old
>Wielding my weapon, I smash his little head in
>With his last dying breath, he spits out "Why...?"
>I answer "You know why."
>Life-sentence in jail
>SO WORTH IT
#602
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antiherojoshua (05/05/2012) [-] >Mfw
Go to the op's profile. Look up his gamer tag which was posted.
Oldest achievement unlocked in 2010
Gamertag cannot be more that 2 years old.
Based on that conclusion either OP is full of shit
Go to the op's profile. Look up his gamer tag which was posted.
Oldest achievement unlocked in 2010
Gamertag cannot be more that 2 years old.
Based on that conclusion either OP is full of shit
#580
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helgrind (05/05/2012) [-] >Playing Halo 2
>In a party
Fake and gay because original xbox didn't have parties. Parties were introduced with the "Next Xbox Experience" update for Xbox 360 in 2008 or 2009.
>In a party
Fake and gay because original xbox didn't have parties. Parties were introduced with the "Next Xbox Experience" update for Xbox 360 in 2008 or 2009.
#574
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terrorrizor (05/05/2012) [-]
I don't get it, why is this scary? Is this some kind of complicated excuse for a troll the newfags are pulling on the old fags or what?
#569
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manirock (05/05/2012) [-] >Be me
>Getting ass kicked at Halo
>Turns out it was a little 12 year old bitch
>He won't shut up
>High pitched voice breaking my eardrums
>Need to shut the little shit up
>Remember an old Twilight Zone episode
>Start telling the little shit I'm hearing voices
>Little shit still won't shut up, can't take it anymore
>Tell my friend to scream
>He screams
>I start yelling for my mom even though she's dead
>I ask "why"
>Pass mic to my friend
>He says "you know why"
>Pretty sure the little shit pissed his pants
MFW
>Getting ass kicked at Halo
>Turns out it was a little 12 year old bitch
>He won't shut up
>High pitched voice breaking my eardrums
>Need to shut the little shit up
>Remember an old Twilight Zone episode
>Start telling the little shit I'm hearing voices
>Little shit still won't shut up, can't take it anymore
>Tell my friend to scream
>He screams
>I start yelling for my mom even though she's dead
>I ask "why"
>Pass mic to my friend
>He says "you know why"
>Pretty sure the little shit pissed his pants
MFW
