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#7 - shadowrated (05/04/2012) [-]
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This 11 year old kid kept dying and I was the main person who was ass raping him and he kept calling me a "3 year old loser". So I told him to shut the hell up, and blocked him. Then the kid had the nerve to continue talking **** in the Cod lobby so I decided to retaliate by cursing at him, then his mom gets a hold of the mic and says, "This is inappropriate, why are you cursing at my kid". Then I said, "Why are you letting your child play on a mature rated game, get your **** together bitch". And the whole lobby starts cracking up like crazy and the kid just starts to sream at the top of his lungs and leaves the lobby while we are laughing our asses off
User avatar #80 to #7 - iliketires (05/04/2012) [-]
This is why you should play Battlefield my friend. Children don't have the teamwork skills to get good scores in BF, so most of the BF players are older and not annoying little ***** .
User avatar #466 to #80 - meganinja (05/04/2012) [-]
i've seen some play on battlefield, the kind where they royally suck and think they're doing epic. For instance, this one time i was flying a helicopter ( the kind you can fit 5 people in) that took forever to steal from an enemy base. He was bitching at me that i sucked and should let him drive, so after a few minutes (too lazy to mute) i give him the wheel. As soon as he starts piloting, he's bitching about how the game makes flying helicopters too hard, and i realize i should bail out. Second afterwards, he crashes and i see that he took 3 other people out with him. Then he called me a noob for giving him control in a bad spot.

But yeah, for the most part they are better on BF
User avatar #477 to #466 - iliketires (05/04/2012) [-]
Oh i'm not saying BF is completely absent of idiots, cause it is.

And no that guy is retarded. Even if you were a new pilot, I wouldnt be too mad if you crashed, because thats how everyone learns to fly since theres no training area for flying lol.
User avatar #636 to #477 - meganinja (05/05/2012) [-]
well i learned by finding a helicopter that was on the ground, and figured out the controls pretty quickly. The campaign also teaches you how to fly them.
#591 to #477 - Jorgin (05/05/2012) [-]
Eh, you can rent a server for a day for $1 now, so you could do that or go to one of those 24/7
Kharg/Caspian/Firestorm flight training servers.
#35 to #7 - mrparkinglot (05/04/2012) [-]
Soooooooo... Shadow... you ass rape 11 year olds?
User avatar #629 to #35 - shadowrated (05/05/2012) [-]
lol
User avatar #21 to #7 - haydn (05/04/2012) [-]
I've heard this Xbox live story so many times I think I've actually done it myself, I don't even own an xbox.
#19 to #7 - BroadSword (05/04/2012) [-]
nice copypasta shadowrated
User avatar #71 to #19 - shadowrated (05/04/2012) [-]
Thanks, but it actually happened
funnyjunk.com/text/3483505/Call+of+duty+kids/
User avatar #480 to #71 - BroadSword (05/04/2012) [-]
Im guessing this is xbox live, but whats your gamertag?
#15 to #7 - jacobroan (05/04/2012) [-]
Mfw you said you ass raped an 11 year old.
#6 - anonexplains (05/04/2012) [-]
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#5 - aliciadizzle (05/04/2012) [-]
**aliciadizzle rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at Scumbag Brain ** MFW i hear that on my mic.

i would flip the **** out and never go online again.
jk i would.
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#2 - ferralone (05/04/2012) [-]
That's ok, I wasn't going to sleep tonight anyway
That's ok, I wasn't going to sleep tonight anyway
User avatar #1 - knightofshadows (05/04/2012) [-]
It's not like I wanted to sleep tonight or anything!
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