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#41 - paranoidmouse (05/02/2012) [-]
**paranoidmouse rolls 685**
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User avatar #40 - glorback (05/02/2012) [-]
Why do people think it's cool to make such post. no funny, no /b/ around it. +you're destroying the whole idea. **** you.
User avatar #35 - superselector (05/02/2012) [-]
**superselector rolls 65** and i am missing one for dubs
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User avatar #64 to #35 - superselector (05/02/2012) [-]
**superselector rolls 793,822,972** quads should fix this mess
User avatar #65 to #64 - superselector (05/02/2012) [-]
or not...
User avatar #61 to #35 - superselector (05/02/2012) [-]
**superselector rolls 85** screw this now i am one over dubs!
User avatar #62 to #61 - superselector (05/02/2012) [-]
**superselector rolls 0** 5 will be the scourge of me!
#38 to #35 - whitewallsofalaska (05/02/2012) [-]
here i'll help *roll 2*
User avatar #58 to #38 - superselector (05/02/2012) [-]
Damn close!
#39 to #38 - anonymous (05/02/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 35** ? amidoingthisright?
User avatar #36 to #35 - superselector (05/02/2012) [-]
**superselector rolls 4** Wizard.jpeg add it and now it is dubs
User avatar #37 to #36 - superselector (05/02/2012) [-]
FU.
+22
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User avatar #32 - lusir (05/02/2012) [-]
finally a story with real plot. Thanks OP
User avatar #22 - kidink (05/02/2012) [-]
>Be 7 years old
>its like 3 am and i cant sleep
>i was home alone
>like every 30 seconds i heard a strange noise
>take a look at the door
>theres a ******* huge shadow with starring eyes
>
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>actually was dolan
#21 - anonymous (05/02/2012) [-]
i will take one thumb away from you

#18 - liek (05/02/2012) [-]
>Be on FunnyJunk
>See a thumbwhore
>lol
>Not at the post
>Thumb down.
#15 - evolutionz (05/02/2012) [-]
>be 16
>look at FJ
>not junny
>no .jpg in this post
>keep playing league of legends

User avatar #16 to #15 - themajesticbrony (05/02/2012) [-]
LoL is so amazing. You level 30?
User avatar #19 to #16 - evolutionz (05/02/2012) [-]
i am
#17 to #16 - Krathalos (05/02/2012) [-]
If you aren't level 30, you aren't even playing LoL yet. Anything before that is basically the tutorial.
User avatar #151 to #17 - themajesticbrony (05/02/2012) [-]
Yeah I got almost 600 wins and I feel like i'm still learning. LOL
#13 - anonymous (05/02/2012) [-]
666 thumbs ima try to roll that
*roll 6*
User avatar #12 - thecatchristian (05/02/2012) [-]
these are ******* gay
User avatar #10 - antiphates (05/02/2012) [-]
>be 17
> Play Amnesia: the dark decent
#8 - mikecrux (05/02/2012) [-]
>be 20
>another morbid-channel story
> ********************** .jpeg
>read it
>wahtatwist.bmp
>thumb up
>next
#14 to #8 - spectralbanshee (05/02/2012) [-]
You say you've only thumbed up and clicked next... THEN WHO WROTE THIS?!!!ONE!11


User avatar #148 to #14 - Relinies ONLINE (05/02/2012) [-]
THEN WHO WAS PHONE
+6
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User avatar #6 - xenophaigus (05/02/2012) [-]
>Be playing Amnesia:The Dark Descent
>Hear Small creak from the stairs
>Shrug it off
>Hear what sounds like panting at the bottom of the steps
>Check it out
>It's my dog
>pet him and return to gaming
>My dog died last week
User avatar #9 to #6 - wrought (05/02/2012) [-]
>Guy is playing Amnesia
>Heard his dog died last night
>Buy him a new one, just like old one
>Hear his girly screams
>lol until I piss
User avatar #20 to #9 - youwantmyusername (05/02/2012) [-]
>In the pound about to get put down
>Nice guy comes and buys me
>Gets put in basement
>Starts to pant from thirst
>Stranger comes downstairs
>Stranger runs and screams
>Hear owner laughing
User avatar #24 to #20 - wrought (05/02/2012) [-]
>About to put down a disgusting mutt
>Some asshole comes in and buys him
>Go home and masturbate to gay porn all day
>feelsgoodman.jpg
User avatar #25 to #24 - youwantmyusername (05/02/2012) [-]
>Tell employee to put down a dog
>The dog gets bought
>I have him go home
>Go to my office and do some paperwork
>Go home and beat my wife
>ihavetheweirdestboner.jpg
User avatar #26 to #25 - wrought (05/02/2012) [-]
>Stay home all day, making a roast
>Kids come home
>Kick them out of the house until supper because they're annoying as ****
>Husband comes home and beats me
>No prob, I probably deserved it
>Eat roast
> **** husband
>Go to sleep
User avatar #27 to #26 - youwantmyusername (05/02/2012) [-]
>Come home from school with my sister
>Mom is home cooking a roast
>Cum in my pants because it smells so good
>Mom smells my cum and kicks my sister and I out of the house
>We find a homeless guy
>Gets kidnapped and raped
User avatar #28 to #27 - wrought (05/02/2012) [-]
(this thread is full of win)
>Stalking kids from behind a bush
>Their mom kicks them out of the house
>Jackpot
>Kidnap them and take them back to my box house
>Rape their asses.
>Get busted by the cops
>Get raped in jail
User avatar #29 to #28 - youwantmyusername (05/02/2012) [-]
>Driving around in my patrol car
>See homeless man take 2 kids to his box and rape them
>Start to fap
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>After fapping I go and arrest the homeless man
>Homeless man goes to jail
>I go home and do a line of coke and pass out on the couch
User avatar #30 to #29 - wrought (05/02/2012) [-]
>Go into police officer's house to clean it
>Find him dead with coke on his face
>Do a line of coke and pass out on his couch
>feelsgoodman.jpg
User avatar #31 to #30 - youwantmyusername (05/02/2012) [-]
>Be a couch
>Owner comes home and sits on me for the first time all day
>Can smell his ass again
>smellsgoodman.jpg
>He passes out on me like good 'ol times
>Maid comes in house
>Sits on me and dies
>I'm a murderer
>Goes to prison for 20 years
>Come out a devout Christian
>Haven't killed anyone since
User avatar #33 to #31 - wrought (05/02/2012) [-]
>Be priest
>Go to prison to make people good
>Get high
>Turn couch into devout Christian
>wut.jpg
>Have gay sex with prison guys
>Feelsgayman.jpg
User avatar #143 to #33 - Noda (05/02/2012) [-]
>be a man
>goes home to Loving dog
>cops bust in and arrest me
>i didn't do ****
>loving dog taken to pound
>haves sex with a priest
#52 to #33 - anonymous (05/02/2012) [-]
I love you
User avatar #53 to #52 - wrought (05/02/2012) [-]
Thank you
#5 - ragingbrony ONLINE (05/02/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Was the noise a light thump?
User avatar #3 - hypercombofinish (05/02/2012) [-]

getting sick of these falsely advertised morbids.
#2 - jaystringman (05/02/2012) [-]
Been waiting a good long while to use this
Been waiting a good long while to use this
User avatar #4 to #2 - GoodGood (05/02/2012) [-]
wtf is it?
#11 to #4 - anonymous (05/02/2012) [-]
it's a weber- grill
User avatar #7 to #4 - jaystringman (05/02/2012) [-]
Tis but an OMGWTFBBQ
User avatar #1 - flatulance (05/01/2012) [-]
IF i find out thats not true you in deep doo doo.....
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