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Comments(149):
Why do people think it's cool to make such post. no funny, no /b/ around it. +you're destroying the whole idea. fuck you.
#34
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xlatiel **User deleted account** (05/02/2012) [-]
>be a cat
>bored, walk up to owners' fatass kid
>shits himself
>MFW he was looking at furry porn
>bored, walk up to owners' fatass kid
>shits himself
>MFW he was looking at furry porn
>Be 7 years old
>its like 3 am and i cant sleep
>i was home alone
>like every 30 seconds i heard a strange noise
>take a look at the door
>theres a fucking huge shadow with starring eyes
>
>
>actually was dolan
>its like 3 am and i cant sleep
>i was home alone
>like every 30 seconds i heard a strange noise
>take a look at the door
>theres a fucking huge shadow with starring eyes
>
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>actually was dolan
#8
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mikecrux (05/02/2012) [-]
>be 20
>another morbid-channel story
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpeg
>read it
>wahtatwist.bmp
>thumb up
>next
>another morbid-channel story
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpeg
>read it
>wahtatwist.bmp
>thumb up
>next
>Be playing Amnesia:The Dark Descent
>Hear Small creak from the stairs
>Shrug it off
>Hear what sounds like panting at the bottom of the steps
>Check it out
>It's my dog
>pet him and return to gaming
>My dog died last week
>Hear Small creak from the stairs
>Shrug it off
>Hear what sounds like panting at the bottom of the steps
>Check it out
>It's my dog
>pet him and return to gaming
>My dog died last week
>Come home from school with my sister
>Mom is home cooking a roast
>Cum in my pants because it smells so good
>Mom smells my cum and kicks my sister and I out of the house
>We find a homeless guy
>Gets kidnapped and raped
>Mom is home cooking a roast
>Cum in my pants because it smells so good
>Mom smells my cum and kicks my sister and I out of the house
>We find a homeless guy
>Gets kidnapped and raped
>Driving around in my patrol car
>See homeless man take 2 kids to his box and rape them
>Start to fap
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>After fapping I go and arrest the homeless man
>Homeless man goes to jail
>I go home and do a line of coke and pass out on the couch
>See homeless man take 2 kids to his box and rape them
>Start to fap
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>After fapping I go and arrest the homeless man
>Homeless man goes to jail
>I go home and do a line of coke and pass out on the couch
>Be a couch
>Owner comes home and sits on me for the first time all day
>Can smell his ass again
>smellsgoodman.jpg
>He passes out on me like good 'ol times
>Maid comes in house
>Sits on me and dies
>I'm a murderer
>Goes to prison for 20 years
>Come out a devout Christian
>Haven't killed anyone since
>Owner comes home and sits on me for the first time all day
>Can smell his ass again
>smellsgoodman.jpg
>He passes out on me like good 'ol times
>Maid comes in house
>Sits on me and dies
>I'm a murderer
>Goes to prison for 20 years
>Come out a devout Christian
>Haven't killed anyone since