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#56 - manirock (05/02/2012) [-]
>Be in a good mood
>Haven't seen my best friend much lately
>Find him
>Tell him he's my pal
>He's upset
>Takes out my batteries
>That was mean but whatever I forgive him
>Tell him that he's still my pal
>He flips ****
>Locks me in a dark room
>Never see him again
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User avatar #50 - poutinesalad (05/02/2012) [-]
I had a furby in my closet as a kid that would turn itself on and talk all the time... the batteries died and it stopped working until it started speaking gibberish late at night. we took the batteries out and it continued for an hour.
#52 to #50 - Womens Study Major (05/02/2012) [-]
My first NOPE was furby related too, fell off the shelf and started making this rattle/ gurgle/ whine/ scream. I was 7, my dad had to come dismantle it with a screwdriver.
User avatar #51 to #50 - bobbybeats (05/02/2012) [-]
Similar story with my furby, except I never had one.
#47 - Womens Study Major (05/02/2012) [-]
I have one of those my pal 2 thingos from childhood, it currently resides in my shed, and after this story that is where it shall stay for ever o.O
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#66 to #45 - fredds (05/02/2012) [-]
*what happened
#54 to #45 - brener (05/02/2012) [-]
Then who was blowjob?

#49 to #45 - lolfacerage (05/02/2012) [-]
You had a wet dream.
#48 to #45 - PhantomWolf (05/02/2012) [-]
So this gif describes what happened to you?
So this gif describes what happened to you?
User avatar #44 - alfrebecht (05/02/2012) [-]
>be about 12
>sleeping in bunkbed with my brother at the time
>hear voices from our closet saying "you're my pal" "let's play"
>we go explore it, turns out to be an old Myplal2 robot from younger years
>we take out the batteries cuz we thought it was just being pushed against
>put it back in the closet
>wait for brother to go to sleep again
>cup hands and say "you're my pal" and whatnot
>laugh internally for years to come
#43 - sammyjankiis (05/02/2012) [-]
Who really was in your closest <---------------
Who really was in your closest <---------------
#41 - ragingbrony (05/02/2012) [-]
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Don't worry little robot toy...we'll get you out of there.
We understand...
#40 - Womens Study Major (05/02/2012) [-]
My friend's grandpa died and his family was sleeping at his grandparent's house after the funeral. Before I go on I have to tell you that his grandpa was a pretty grumpy dude, so.. My friend is sleeping in a room with his dad, but cant sleep (his dad is sleeping btw). He asks his dad if he is sleeping or not, but the voice that responded was not the voice of his father, but the voice of his grandpa saying "shut up and go to sleep". I was like :O no ******* way dude... He was like yea..it scared the **** out of me and I just sat there frozen, didn't say another word, and didn't tell anyone about it.
User avatar #39 - lasomacintosh (05/02/2012) [-]
I miss when the morbid-channel had scary stories and disturbing pictures.

Remember "Creepy Myths?" That **** kept me up at night
#37 - thecreeperslayer (05/02/2012) [-]
Why are all these morbid posts all dealing with bunk-beds?
#38 to #37 - barpmeep (05/02/2012) [-]
i was just thinking the same thing
#53 to #38 - askafj (05/02/2012) [-]
.gif related to your gif
.gif related to your gif
User avatar #57 to #53 - zedd (05/02/2012) [-]
Maybe I'm just giggly right now, but that ****** just fukken funny right there.
User avatar #61 to #57 - askafj (05/02/2012) [-]
It is fukken funny
User avatar #33 - dscrim ONLINE (05/02/2012) [-]
> Be 7
> Just about to fall asleep
> Hear deep breathing coming from my closet
> Damn near **** myself
> Try to ignore it
> It continues
> Open closet door
> Turns out its an old McDonalds toy that makes 'Rocket take off noises'
> www.youtube.com/watch?v=5okHkftNTqM&feature=related
> 2:43 My reaction to that ******* McDonalds toy
User avatar #35 to #33 - xtrmbragnrytz ONLINE (05/02/2012) [-]
you were sad yet incredibly pissed?
User avatar #36 to #35 - dscrim ONLINE (05/02/2012) [-]
i was about to cry in terror but then i got extremely pissed that something that was supposed to run out of battery like 2 years ago decided to work again and scare the bejeezus out of me.
#31 - Womens Study Major (05/02/2012) [-]
Why are these all about bunk beds! Damn it I'm in a bunk right now
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#26 - AnonymousWraith (05/02/2012) [-]
-Be 7   
-At grandma's freaky huge house   
-In the walk-in closet with cousin of same age, playing with toy food   
-Hear breathing coming from small door within the closet   
-Cousin freaks out and throws fake tomatoe at door   
-Breathing stops   
-&quot;You did it!&quot;   
-Something starts banging against the door, as if desperately wanting to come out   
-NOPE   
-Run out of closet and don't return till next day   
-Small door is slightly open   
-mfw trying to sleep that night
-Be 7
-At grandma's freaky huge house
-In the walk-in closet with cousin of same age, playing with toy food
-Hear breathing coming from small door within the closet
-Cousin freaks out and throws fake tomatoe at door
-Breathing stops
-"You did it!"
-Something starts banging against the door, as if desperately wanting to come out
-NOPE
-Run out of closet and don't return till next day
-Small door is slightly open
-mfw trying to sleep that night
#27 to #26 - Womens Study Major (05/02/2012) [-]
>Be repairman
>Be repairing some old lady's freaky huge house.
>Be fixing some pipes from a trap door in a walk in closes.
>Some kids come in.
> **** CAN'T BREATH, MUST GO OUT FOR AIR!
>Kid tosses a tomato at me, WTF MAN!
>MFW I open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
User avatar #28 to #27 - zerokiller (05/02/2012) [-]
>Be hanging out with kid and his cousin
>at his aunt's freaky huge house
>Hear heavy breathing
>Let's get the **** outta here
>Kid throws me at trap door
>Wtf I though we were friends
>Repairman does some stupid dance
>Kicks me in trap door
>Locks it
>Still planning revenge
I'm a plastic tomato
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User avatar #25 - teashi (05/02/2012) [-]
I just recently found my old Firby. Same thing happened to me.
User avatar #24 - Xyphercoop (05/02/2012) [-]
Nope stories. Nope stories everywhere.
#23 - spawnconnery (05/02/2012) [-]
We used to have a doll that was about 3 and a half feet tall and for some ******* reason, was able to walk. We found it walking around the basement one night.
#22 - jakegus (05/02/2012) [-]
Threw it in the basement when you were 10? forever you say? So it's been down there for like what? 2 days...?
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