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#253 - anon
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(04/25/2012) [-]
>be in third grade
>girl i like sits next to me
>i get really nervous
>I have to fart really bad
>inevitably let out fart and it's loud as **** (pun somewhat intended)
>smells really bad and she starts complaining and covering her nose
>I get really sick and throw up
>It gets all over her and her backpack
>I get to go home
>come back next day and foorgot my homework
>long story short have good orginizational skills it'll go a long way
#101 - anon
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(04/25/2012) [-]
>in 8th grade
>be in changing room before gym class
>upset stomach
>need to drop a sloppy diarrhea-ish ****
>wait for most of the girls to leave to the gym
>run into toilet and drop my ****
>girls come back into changing room and head to toilet area
>complaining that they can smell ****
>stay hiding in cubicle until they leave
>come out feeling better
>girls didn't leave changing room completely, only toilet area
>they realise it was me who took the ****
>they tell everyone in the gym
>everyone stares at me when I walk into the gym

User avatar #15 - MaxFabian
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(04/25/2012) [-]
Embarrassing stories eh?
>be my life
#133 - rickrickrick
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(04/25/2012) [-]
mfw you relize your dad is a semen expert
mfw you relize your dad is a semen expert
User avatar #250 - thisismypornacount
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(04/25/2012) [-]
not only did you try to use green text on fj, you also said mfw FOUR times with no picture
User avatar #111 - anezi
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(04/25/2012) [-]
>be typing on funnyjunk
>theres to many of these in the comments