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User avatar #259 - thenukecity (04/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Be walking up unpaved road on the side of a hill
>ask friend for my hat
>Nope. starts running
>chase after him
>making headway, almost caught up
>Foot slips, roll, cut hand open and 3 places on elbow
>rocks and dirt in my wound
>no near by hospitals with disinfectants
>end up standing there like a dumbass
>Whole class saw along with both the science teachers that came with us
>Teacher still makes fun of me for it.
User avatar #192 - chinchillin (04/25/2012) [-]
>be a fj'er
>lose the game several times each day
User avatar #181 - xokisskissox (04/25/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>be 11
>first year competing dance
>second dance competition
>wearing a skirt and leggings for bottoms
>can't wear underwear because it shows up under the costume
>leggings turn out to be see-threw (only the second time for some reason)
>do a few kicks and splits
>whole audience sees my crotch
#136 - ishalltroll (04/25/2012) [-]
"MFW" But where's your face when then?
"MFW" But where's your face when then?
#100 - tnetnoclanigiro (04/25/2012) [-]
>Be 12-years-old
>On a school camping trip with a few other friends
>A friend tells me to sniff a mouldy lunch box (with contents such as: an old banana skin, a mouldy cake, and the odour of salt & vinegar crisps)
>Me, being a dumb-arse, accept the challenge
>Not being able to hold it in much longer, I run outside of the tent and vomit everywhere
>The vomit blocks the doorway and runs all the way along the side of the tent


#80 - donjohnsixsixsix (04/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Today
>Hearing the song Tacata
>Kinda liking the song
>Realizing the singer is black
>MFW
#78 - dubbedanub (04/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Be in 4th grade
>Last period of day, have to take humongous piss
>Being retarded at time because of crazy ADHD, I don't ask teacher to use bathroom that is 10 feet away
>Sitting there for the longest time holding it in
>MFW I begin to piss while in my seat
>Try to hold it in, no luck
>30 seconds later have basketball shorts full of piss
>Finally raise my hand to go to bathroom
>She says go ahead and I try to wipe off piss with toilet paper
>Walk out after a few mins and sit back down
>Have to spend rest of period sitting in the front of class smelling like piss

User avatar #233 - yourmomiswatching (04/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Be in 2nd grade
>Accidently call teacher "mom"
>Laughing stock for a couple weeks

>Be in 5th grade
>I'm very strong for my age
>Try not to hurt anyone
>One day I'm having a ****** time in class because a kid was making fun of my younger sister
>Try really hard not to go ******** on him
>Day's over
>I go to open the door to leave
>In anger shove the door open as hard as I can
>Don't notice kid in front of door
>Kid goes fling
> ****
>Go to get teacher
>Kid says I did it on purpose
>I get in trouble
>Word get's around that I beat him up
>Months until people stop talking about it
User avatar #207 - naziyahtzee (04/25/2012) [-]
So basically I was asked a few months ago to play the glockenspiel in my school orchestra. This thing is pretty big and heavy.

>normally use a big table to place the glockenspiel on while I play
>One week I can't find a desk (there's normally one kicking around in the hall)
>Ask teacher
>"It's ok, use that exam desk over there"
>I see a flimsy exam desk, which are about 60x60cm
>This one looks pretty old, but I use it anyway
>About halfway through, playing mah glockenspiel
>Break inbetween pieces, crush (who sits a few metres in front of me) turns round to talk to me
>Rest hands on desk to lean in a bit
>The table collapses beneath me, resulting in a loud clang
>Whole orchestra starts to laugh
> ****
#197 - gutollyr (04/25/2012) [-]
> be in primary school
> be part of show that is to be acted out in front of school
> my mums and actress so she helps out with the show
> only a small show, 6 or so kids doing it
> go round everyone taking part telling them rehearsal after school
> one girl says she isn't coming and calls my mum a bitch
> lose it and literally punch her in the face
> she falls to the ground
> mfw i realize wtf just happened
> i panic and run to school toilets, lock myself in cubicle
> refuse to come out
> head teacher rings home and mum has to come talk me out of cubicle
> grounded for months because i floored a 10 year old girl who called my mum a bitch
#191 - ltpraptor (04/25/2012) [-]
ROUND 2!

>be me, 14
>friend mike and I playing rock band
>had to fart
>held in fart till song finished so he could hear
>song over, fart returns
>push with the might of neptune
> **** splatters all over pants
>Mike, I have to use the restroom
>run down hall
> **** everywhere
>throw underwear out
>come back going commando
>hey mike
>yeah?
>youre a good friend of mine, right?
>MFW
>THE END
#296 - xsynysterx (04/26/2012) [-]
>on funnyjunk
>greentexting
>mfw
User avatar #227 - weavers (04/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I won't use this **** > cause **** you

I'm in kindergarten or some **** , I was young anyways.
On every friday one kids father/mother would come and visit us, some girls father this time
He is a carpenter or something, So we go about with our usual business (taking ***** in our pants and running from girls who are trying to kiss us and **** like that).
then as usual we wanna wrestle the visiting parent.
We run between his legs and pull his arms and **** , he starts to sweat and we notice, we pull harder and he has to struggle abit.

User avatar #134 - xgeneration (04/25/2012) [-]
>Be 6
>Parents not home
>Wonders how it's like to be a girl.
>Put on mom's clothes, bras, and everything.
>Run around the house grinding against everything until dad walks in the house
>I sucks at Green text story.



#64 - nozztahjunior (04/25/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Go away this isn't 4chan newfag.
User avatar #88 to #64 - TheOriginalNerd (04/25/2012) [-]
you dont like it?

kill yourself

its the only solution
#255 - fuckshitlol (04/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Friend invites me over   
>Other 12 friends show up   
>2 of them know that I'm a brony   
>Playing CoD:MW3   
>Host's brother enter the house   
>We call him to play   
>He says the following quote:   
>"No, thanks. I just play men's games. Like.... My Little Pony!"   
>Friends who know my secret start making fun of me   
>Everyone discovers that I'm a brony   
>MFW it's an actual true story
>Friend invites me over
>Other 12 friends show up
>2 of them know that I'm a brony
>Playing CoD:MW3
>Host's brother enter the house
>We call him to play
>He says the following quote:
>"No, thanks. I just play men's games. Like.... My Little Pony!"
>Friends who know my secret start making fun of me
>Everyone discovers that I'm a brony
>MFW it's an actual true story
User avatar #263 to #258 - duskman (04/25/2012) [-]
haters like to **** themselves over it.
User avatar #249 - horsee (04/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Decides to get an axe in the middle of the night (i have no idea where this idea came From)
>Go outside start choppin a tree
>Suddenly i hear a window opening
> i sit still try not to make any move, that might make him notice me (kinda dark outside)
>i wait for one minute
> Then i realized that he spotted me
> felt like i was chained to the ground(since i had already sat there for like 3 minutes while he was watching me
>when i finally managed to gather enough mental power to stand up. I WALKED AWAY, then i lied in the bed thinking about what just happened for 1000 years.
#247 - tigerlilies (04/25/2012) [-]
>me last year
>dinner at my boyfriend's house at the time (is now my ex thank heavens)
>his mom, sister, and aunt are there, all of them are very strict, anal Christians
>Im browsing the interwebs next to them
>I see a post poking fun at Jesus
>I laugh cause it's funny
>my scumbag brain tells me to share the joke
>I show them the picture
>they look at me with disgust
>realize inappropriate joke is inappropriate
>rest of night is awkward
>ex bf lectures me about Christianity that night
>MFW

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