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User avatar #317 - niack (04/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be in 7th grade
>Have to fart
>Friend tells funny joke
>Burt out in laughter
>As I'm laughing I get weak
>Ass cheeks unclench
>Let out massive fart while laughing hysterically
>Fall on floor while laughing and farting
>I also had to piss
>Piss all over the floor
>Start rolling around while laughing, farting and pissing
>Start to shart
>I'm wearing shorts that are covered in piss.
>Diarrhea drips down my leg
>Still laughing and rolling
>Class stares in horror
>Remember it was the middle of a test
>Class was silent when I farted and saw me piss and **** all over the place
>Start crying
>Still rolling
>Teacher is out of the room
#280 - jcfjr (04/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
100% true (unfortunately) stories:

Be in 1st grade.
Sister walks me home each day.
I have to poop before we leave the school.
Sister doesn't let me.
Poop my pants two houses away from home.
Stop walking, cry.
Sister stomps off in disgust, waits 15 minutes to tell my mom I'm down there with **** pants.

#274 - imnotcool (04/26/2012) [-]
>be at work
>be helping customer at the counter
>see smokin hot chick and stare
>mouth the word "daaaaayum"
>Customer tells me thats his daughter
> ****
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#19 - anonymous (04/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>gf giving me a bj
>she finishes me off with a handjob
>cum all over her tits
>sitting there in a post-ejaculation comatose state
>try to move, one final cumshot comes out of no where and hits me in the eye
>writhing in pain, gf laughing her ass off
>go home and try to wash it out, eye redder than the devil's dick
>mom sees it and thinks I was smoking pot
>grounded for a month
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#1 - boxinabox (04/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
this....this isnt 4chan
#305 - thehandofgod (04/26/2012) [-]
Oh i love all those pictures in it.

MFW seeing all the funny pictures
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#298 - neonthethird (04/26/2012) [-]
alright, i've told this before and i'll tell it again...
>be in science class
>have to take a **** , ask teacher if i can go to the bathroom
>teacher asks "do you need to squeeze the lemonade, or do the browns have to go to the super bowl?"
>sit there awkwardly, whole class staring at me and laughing
>slowly put head down
User avatar #259 - thenukecity (04/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Be walking up unpaved road on the side of a hill
>ask friend for my hat
>Nope. starts running
>chase after him
>making headway, almost caught up
>Foot slips, roll, cut hand open and 3 places on elbow
>rocks and dirt in my wound
>no near by hospitals with disinfectants
>end up standing there like a dumbass
>Whole class saw along with both the science teachers that came with us
>Teacher still makes fun of me for it.
#195 - anonymous (04/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be on 9gag
>Decide to try FJ
>Start sucking a dick
>I am OP
>MFW I don't know what my face when means
User avatar #192 - chinchillin (04/25/2012) [-]
>be a fj'er
>lose the game several times each day
#136 - ishalltroll (04/25/2012) [-]
"MFW" But where's your face when then?
"MFW" But where's your face when then?
#100 - tnetnoclanigiro (04/25/2012) [-]
>Be 12-years-old
>On a school camping trip with a few other friends
>A friend tells me to sniff a mouldy lunch box (with contents such as: an old banana skin, a mouldy cake, and the odour of salt & vinegar crisps)
>Me, being a dumb-arse, accept the challenge
>Not being able to hold it in much longer, I run outside of the tent and vomit everywhere
>The vomit blocks the doorway and runs all the way along the side of the tent

#80 - donjohnsixsixsix (04/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Hearing the song Tacata
>Kinda liking the song
>Realizing the singer is black
#78 - dubbedanub (04/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Be in 4th grade
>Last period of day, have to take humongous piss
>Being retarded at time because of crazy ADHD, I don't ask teacher to use bathroom that is 10 feet away
>Sitting there for the longest time holding it in
>MFW I begin to piss while in my seat
>Try to hold it in, no luck
>30 seconds later have basketball shorts full of piss
>Finally raise my hand to go to bathroom
>She says go ahead and I try to wipe off piss with toilet paper
>Walk out after a few mins and sit back down
>Have to spend rest of period sitting in the front of class smelling like piss

#42 - myrupsaple (04/25/2012) [-]
MFW is in 5 of those lines and no picture is given.

#197 - gutollyr (04/25/2012) [-]
> be in primary school
> be part of show that is to be acted out in front of school
> my mums and actress so she helps out with the show
> only a small show, 6 or so kids doing it
> go round everyone taking part telling them rehearsal after school
> one girl says she isn't coming and calls my mum a bitch
> lose it and literally punch her in the face
> she falls to the ground
> mfw i realize wtf just happened
> i panic and run to school toilets, lock myself in cubicle
> refuse to come out
> head teacher rings home and mum has to come talk me out of cubicle
> grounded for months because i floored a 10 year old girl who called my mum a bitch
#191 - ltpraptor (04/25/2012) [-]

>be me, 14
>friend mike and I playing rock band
>had to fart
>held in fart till song finished so he could hear
>song over, fart returns
>push with the might of neptune
> **** splatters all over pants
>Mike, I have to use the restroom
>run down hall
> **** everywhere
>throw underwear out
>come back going commando
>hey mike
>youre a good friend of mine, right?
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