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User avatar #186 - swimmingprodigy (04/25/2012) [-]
Be 12, 13, or 14 (dont remember which)
Thanksgiving Day
Just get out of shower, guests are gonna be here any minute
Go downstairs, mom just finishing setting out plates and taking food out of oven and stuff
Talking normally with my mom
Remember something funny
Burst out laughing uncontrollably
**** pants right in front of mom (had dress pants on, for the occassion and guests)
Mom tells me to go take shower again while she tries to rid air of **** smell
Pants ruined
Spend night in tuxedo with jeans


#132 - tricher (04/25/2012) [-]
>Be 17
>Being a Mascot
>Got done doing stupid game for kids.
>Need to **** real bad
>Guy forces me to go back out in front of crowd to wave a flag
>Race back to locker room to change
> Can't get out of costume in time and **** pants
> **** everywhere
>Smells bad man
> I clean up **** and sneak out of locker room to the restroom
>Tell securtiy to block the bathroom
>They leave and people come in
>I have **** all over my white shorts
>Can't leave stall to use sink people everywhere
>Genius Idea to wash white clothes in toilet to get **** off
> Wash **** of clothes and put white shorts back on
>Can now see threw my white shorts and no underwear.
> **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****
> Tell my Dad to tell the owner Im sick and leaving
> I run out of park up the hill to my car
>Never looked back.
>MFW next day everyone blamed the smell of **** in the locker room on a old man in there and no one has a idea and thought I was sick.
#69 - darknemisis (04/25/2012) [-]
>MFW I cannot see a face....
User avatar #25 - Kaii (04/25/2012) [-]
>Hit on girl
>Turns out she's gay
>Not the most awkward part
>She asks me to be there when she comes out to parents
>I go with her
>She grabs my hand because she's scared
> *****************************
>She tells them
>Hand gets pins and needles
>Her mum laughs, goes into shock, disbelief, concern, confusion, shock again, more disbelief
>Her dad does the same but in a different order
>Can't feel hand at all now
>He looks me up and down, thinking I'm her girlfriend
>Try to emphasise that I do in fact have a penis
>Awkward silence
>Still not the most awkward part
>My phone rings
>I wrench my now dead hand away from girl
>Answer phone
>"Hey dude, is it a bad time!
> ********************** ?
>What's your story?
User avatar #317 - niack (04/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be in 7th grade
>Have to fart
>Friend tells funny joke
>Burt out in laughter
>As I'm laughing I get weak
>Ass cheeks unclench
>Let out massive fart while laughing hysterically
>Fall on floor while laughing and farting
>I also had to piss
>Piss all over the floor
>Start rolling around while laughing, farting and pissing
>Start to shart
>I'm wearing shorts that are covered in piss.
>Diarrhea drips down my leg
>Still laughing and rolling
>Class stares in horror
>Remember it was the middle of a test
>Class was silent when I farted and saw me piss and **** all over the place
>Start crying
>Still rolling
>Teacher is out of the room
#280 - jcfjr (04/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
100% true (unfortunately) stories:

STORY #1:
Be in 1st grade.
Sister walks me home each day.
I have to poop before we leave the school.
Sister doesn't let me.
Poop my pants two houses away from home.
Stop walking, cry.
Sister stomps off in disgust, waits 15 minutes to tell my mom I'm down there with **** pants.
MFW.


#274 - imnotcool (04/26/2012) [-]
>be at work
>be helping customer at the counter
>see smokin hot chick and stare
>mouth the word "daaaaayum"
>Customer tells me thats his daughter
> ****
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#231 - sahakid (04/25/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>Be in high school
>Living in west philly
>Playing basketball
>These guys start looking for trouble in the neighborhood
>Get in one little fight
>My mom got scared
>MFW she says "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
#209 - cancerousiguana (04/25/2012) [-]
MFW there is no F for OPs "MFW"
User avatar #201 - ifapinschool (04/25/2012) [-]
>Around 7 years of age
>Walking to a church to play basketball with a couple of my older cousins
>Ass rips out a stank fart
> **** self
>Whole time we're there (around an hour to two) I don't play basketball at all
>Cousins are wondering what the **** is that smell walking back
>Kept asking me feigning stupidity to make them try and believe it is not me
>Finally get to their house to let down my pants and literally grab my stank ass **** out my pants

>God ******* Damn It
User avatar #172 - Awesomecarrot (04/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 14
>Girl in class who I'd liked since forever
>Catch her eye a few times
>She whispers to her friends and they keep glancing at me
>Feel my face redden, try to do work
>End of class, walking out
>One of her friends stops me and asks why I was looking
>Look at the floor, mumble something about 'I wasn't looking'
>She grins, tells me the girl likes me
>Apparently she's waiting for me outside round back of school
>Not really believing it, but I walk round anyway
> **** she's actually there
>Looks up at me, looks down straight away as I approach
>"Hey" "Hi"
>We just stand there until she suddenly kisses me
>Best feeling ever, I'm in a blissful oblivion
>Suddenly feel sick
> **************
>Look up, she obviously sees my discomfort. "Derp, are you okay?"
>"Yeah, I just..." "Because I need to ask you..."
>"What?"
>"I need about tree fiddy."
>It was about that time I realised she was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era.
>God damn Loch Ness Monster almost tricked me again.
User avatar #85 - mruserfj (04/25/2012) [-]
I love these!

>Be me
>Playing a friendly game of dares during my free period
>Have to run down a set of stairs backwards
>Trip
>Smack head on banister
>Falling
>Land on my back and see my crush leaving the common room
#82 - URLOCKER (04/25/2012) [-]
>Be in 3rd grade
>Holding in fart all day
>It's probably silent...
>Let it rip
>Silent
>Feel liquid in pants
>I had a wet fart
>wtfDoIDo.jpg
>Penguin walk to teacher, attempting to keep fluid from dripping
>Class is quiet, teacher says casually "Go to the bathroom, clean up, then call your mom
>Everyone stared at me
>Forget to stop the dripping
>MFW
#19 - Ken M (04/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>gf giving me a bj
>she finishes me off with a handjob
>cum all over her tits
>sitting there in a post-ejaculation comatose state
>try to move, one final cumshot comes out of no where and hits me in the eye
>writhing in pain, gf laughing her ass off
>go home and try to wash it out, eye redder than the devil's dick
>mom sees it and thinks I was smoking pot
>grounded for a month
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#1 - boxinabox (04/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
this....this isnt 4chan
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#136 - ishalltroll (04/25/2012) [-]
"MFW" But where's your face when then?
"MFW" But where's your face when then?
#100 - tnetnoclanigiro (04/25/2012) [-]
>Be 12-years-old
>On a school camping trip with a few other friends
>A friend tells me to sniff a mouldy lunch box (with contents such as: an old banana skin, a mouldy cake, and the odour of salt & vinegar crisps)
>Me, being a dumb-arse, accept the challenge
>Not being able to hold it in much longer, I run outside of the tent and vomit everywhere
>The vomit blocks the doorway and runs all the way along the side of the tent


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