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#260 - Gypsybob (04/25/2012) [-]
>At the doctor's getting a check up
>Doctor checking my testicles for lumps
>Get boner out of nowhere
>OHHELLNAW.jpg
>MFW
#113 - WitchKingTroll (04/25/2012) [-]
>Be 12   
>7:00 AM, go to play video games   
>Suddenly, the doorbell rings   
>Mom goes to answer it   
>It's my drunkard, meth-addict brother   
>He kicks the door in an attempt to open it after mom says he can't come in   
>He gives up, goes around to back door   
>He takes a boulder from the backyard and smashes the window   
>See his hand reach for the back door's lock   
>TheShining.jpg   
>He goes inside, starts breaking 						****					   
>Try to intimidate him with bo staff   
>He runs upstairs to bathroom   
>He comes out, 						****					 all over his face   
>He goes back downstairs   
>Check bathroom, 						*******					 						****					 everywhere and bottle of pills in toilet   
>He runs away   
>MFW when he leaves   
>MFW I could be playing video games right now
>Be 12
>7:00 AM, go to play video games
>Suddenly, the doorbell rings
>Mom goes to answer it
>It's my drunkard, meth-addict brother
>He kicks the door in an attempt to open it after mom says he can't come in
>He gives up, goes around to back door
>He takes a boulder from the backyard and smashes the window
>See his hand reach for the back door's lock
>TheShining.jpg
>He goes inside, starts breaking ****
>Try to intimidate him with bo staff
>He runs upstairs to bathroom
>He comes out, **** all over his face
>He goes back downstairs
>Check bathroom, ******* **** everywhere and bottle of pills in toilet
>He runs away
>MFW when he leaves
>MFW I could be playing video games right now
User avatar #297 - XZen (04/26/2012) [-]
(100% true story)
>Be 15 in 10th grade
>Have 2 burritos for breakfast
>Get to school
>3rd period
>Have to **** , like REALLY BAD
>Ask bitch math teacher if i can go to the bathroom
>"NO"
>Start jumping around in my chair like a small child
>Can feel the diarrhea start to come out
>Can feel it slowly seeping through my pants
>Get up and run for the door screaming
>Get to bathroom
>Stall taken
>Slam door open (wasn't locked)
>Push the kid who was on it aside
>Pull down pants
>Spurt **** EVERYWHERE
>Didn't go to school for a week....

#289 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>10th grade sitting in English class.
>Teacher assigns 7 groups of 3 to do a project.
>I get assigned with friend and my crush
>Me and friend talking casually as crush sits there
>Out of ******* nowhere friend decides to hammer fist my stomache.
>I let out a long lost fart that sounded like a whale giving birth
>Crush looks at both of us with incredible disgust
>Friend gets up and makes a scene
>" ill bro that's ******* nasty " Pointing at me covering nose
> I immediatly try thinking of a comeback
>The whole class is laughing at this point.
>I punch my friend in his stomache
>He *****
>Friends name is Brian

#203 - fenders (04/25/2012) [-]
>In second grade.
>Have to piss, and can't hold it.
> Can't ask to go to the bathroom because the teacher didn't let you go while she was talking.
>Oh **** , I feel it coming.
>A little piss starts coming out.
>Have camo pants on, it's gonna be okay.
>Eventually I just burst, and let the piss come out.
> Oh **** ! Oh **** ! Seat is full of piss.
>Girl sitting next to me is like, "Why is your seat all wet? What is that?" She is curious and won't stop asking about it.
>It's the end of the day, and I'm one of the last to leave.
>When girl finally leaves, I just dump piss on floor.
>MFW I think the teacher knew I dumped my piss all over the floor.
#130 - herpaderpasaur (04/25/2012) [-]
>be in 7th grade
>have to pee
>I'm outside (we're not supposed to go back in at lunch)
>ask to go back in to pee
> teacher says no
> ********** .jpg
>can't hold it
>pee on fence
>everybody sees me
>principal yells at me
>tell him what happened
>he yells at teacher who didn't let me back in
>MFW
#114 - goldenfish (04/25/2012) [-]
no need to say MFW when u got no picture in here.
#63 - stolkenator (04/25/2012) [-]
>Come to this on FJ.   
>Thought about this.   
>Trying to remember embarrassing stories.   
>All my embarrassing stories involve the person who embarrassed me getting payback.   
>Can't think of one I haven't redeemed.   
>MFW
>Come to this on FJ.
>Thought about this.
>Trying to remember embarrassing stories.
>All my embarrassing stories involve the person who embarrassed me getting payback.
>Can't think of one I haven't redeemed.
>MFW
User avatar #220 - jamesisawesome (04/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Walk into a Burger King
>Accidentally order a Big Mac
>Manager is there, she throws a **** fit
>Back out slowly, walk into a huge guy's chest
>He's her boyfriend
>She says I yelled at her
>Run out and never go back
#86 - xtremeengima (04/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#73 - misterklass (04/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Be working as a grocery store clerk
>Need to ****
>40 minutes until brake
>Can't hold it
> **** in hand
>Throw **** up
>Thick **** sticks to ceiling
>see it un-stick slowly
>Customer comes with a grocery cart full of stuff
>I hurry doing my thing
>Made it, Customer is out, **** still stuck to ceiling
>Boss comes
>Asks "What smells like **** "
>Soon as he said that **** un-sticks and lands on my shoe
>MFW i'm wearing my new shoes
>Have to explain to everyone why my new shoes smell like ****

#77 to #73 - smokedmeatlog (04/25/2012) [-]
This image has expired
reminded me of this
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#117 - dirtyhornets (04/25/2012) [-]
>be in 2nd grade
>have to **** really bad
>turns out its diarrhea and **** comes flooding from my ass into my underwear and down my leg
>sit there frozen iin my **** not sure what to do
>teacher asks me to come do something on board
>say no
>says if i dont i'll get in trouble
>stand up and diarrhea floods down my pant legs into and over my shoes on to the ground
>every sees and smells my nasty diarrhea

#301 - iamrobbie (04/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 12 years old   
>Have sister living with her boyfriend in my house   
>Sister gives boyfriend head while I'm at school   
>Sister tries to wash cum down with milk, doesn't use cup   
>Mom walks in   
>Sister spits cum into gallon of milk   
>Everyone drank that milk, including me, my mom, and her boyfriend   
>MFW she tells me this story 2 years later
>Be 12 years old
>Have sister living with her boyfriend in my house
>Sister gives boyfriend head while I'm at school
>Sister tries to wash cum down with milk, doesn't use cup
>Mom walks in
>Sister spits cum into gallon of milk
>Everyone drank that milk, including me, my mom, and her boyfriend
>MFW she tells me this story 2 years later
#287 - galkawhm (04/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Freshman in high school   
>Asshole senior that nobody likes picks on me   
>						***************					.jpg, not really he did slowly get on my nerves   
>6 months later talking to teacher   
>Asshole senior making rude noises and interrupting me   
>Turn around and shout "SHUT THE 						*******					 HELL UP!" to his face   
>Whole room goes quiet   
>Teacher punishes senior   
>Another teacher high-fives me   
>MFW I didn't get in trouble
>Freshman in high school
>Asshole senior that nobody likes picks on me
> *************** .jpg, not really he did slowly get on my nerves
>6 months later talking to teacher
>Asshole senior making rude noises and interrupting me
>Turn around and shout "SHUT THE ******* HELL UP!" to his face
>Whole room goes quiet
>Teacher punishes senior
>Another teacher high-fives me
>MFW I didn't get in trouble
#205 - amiritebro (04/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
> Last year
>Walking down the hallway at school
> Tard starts limping behind me mumbling.
> I take a quick look but then turn back around
> He runs behind me and pulls up my shirt
> I reach up to pull my shirt back down
>pulls down my pants
> Bends over to pick up pants
>Tard slaps my ass.
>Everyone in the whole school is crowded around me laughing.
> people still talk about it.
User avatar #187 - kightofnever (04/25/2012) [-]
>i was born
#101 - anonymous (04/25/2012) [-]
>in 8th grade
>be in changing room before gym class
>upset stomach
>need to drop a sloppy diarrhea-ish ****
>wait for most of the girls to leave to the gym
>run into toilet and drop my ****
>sweetjesus.jpg
>girls come back into changing room and head to toilet area
>complaining that they can smell ****
>stay hiding in cubicle until they leave
>come out feeling better
>girls didn't leave changing room completely, only toilet area
>they realise it was me who took the ****
>they tell everyone in the gym
>everyone stares at me when I walk into the gym

feelsbadman.
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#60 to #54 - anonymous (04/25/2012) [-]
the **** is passing time?
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