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User avatar #297 - XZen (04/26/2012) [-]
(100% true story)
>Be 15 in 10th grade
>Have 2 burritos for breakfast
>Get to school
>3rd period
>Have to **** , like REALLY BAD
>Ask bitch math teacher if i can go to the bathroom
>"NO"
>Start jumping around in my chair like a small child
>Can feel the diarrhea start to come out
>Can feel it slowly seeping through my pants
>Get up and run for the door screaming
>Get to bathroom
>Stall taken
>Slam door open (wasn't locked)
>Push the kid who was on it aside
>Pull down pants
>Spurt **** EVERYWHERE
>Didn't go to school for a week....

#203 - fenders (04/25/2012) [-]
>In second grade.
>Have to piss, and can't hold it.
> Can't ask to go to the bathroom because the teacher didn't let you go while she was talking.
>Oh **** , I feel it coming.
>A little piss starts coming out.
>Have camo pants on, it's gonna be okay.
>Eventually I just burst, and let the piss come out.
> Oh **** ! Oh **** ! Seat is full of piss.
>Girl sitting next to me is like, "Why is your seat all wet? What is that?" She is curious and won't stop asking about it.
>It's the end of the day, and I'm one of the last to leave.
>When girl finally leaves, I just dump piss on floor.
>MFW I think the teacher knew I dumped my piss all over the floor.
#130 - herpaderpasaur (04/25/2012) [-]
>be in 7th grade
>have to pee
>I'm outside (we're not supposed to go back in at lunch)
>ask to go back in to pee
> teacher says no
> ********** .jpg
>can't hold it
>pee on fence
>everybody sees me
>principal yells at me
>tell him what happened
>he yells at teacher who didn't let me back in
>MFW
#114 - goldenfish (04/25/2012) [-]
no need to say MFW when u got no picture in here.
#63 - stolkenator (04/25/2012) [-]
>Come to this on FJ.   
>Thought about this.   
>Trying to remember embarrassing stories.   
>All my embarrassing stories involve the person who embarrassed me getting payback.   
>Can't think of one I haven't redeemed.   
>MFW
>Come to this on FJ.
>Thought about this.
>Trying to remember embarrassing stories.
>All my embarrassing stories involve the person who embarrassed me getting payback.
>Can't think of one I haven't redeemed.
>MFW
User avatar #220 - jamesisawesome (04/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Walk into a Burger King
>Accidentally order a Big Mac
>Manager is there, she throws a **** fit
>Back out slowly, walk into a huge guy's chest
>He's her boyfriend
>She says I yelled at her
>Run out and never go back
#86 - xtremeengima (04/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#73 - misterklass ONLINE (04/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Be working as a grocery store clerk
>Need to ****
>40 minutes until brake
>Can't hold it
> **** in hand
>Throw **** up
>Thick **** sticks to ceiling
>see it un-stick slowly
>Customer comes with a grocery cart full of stuff
>I hurry doing my thing
>Made it, Customer is out, **** still stuck to ceiling
>Boss comes
>Asks "What smells like **** "
>Soon as he said that **** un-sticks and lands on my shoe
>MFW i'm wearing my new shoes
>Have to explain to everyone why my new shoes smell like ****

#77 to #73 - smokedmeatlog (04/25/2012) [-]
This image has expired
reminded me of this
+13
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+12
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#117 - dirtyhornets (04/25/2012) [-]
>be in 2nd grade
>have to **** really bad
>turns out its diarrhea and **** comes flooding from my ass into my underwear and down my leg
>sit there frozen iin my **** not sure what to do
>teacher asks me to come do something on board
>say no
>says if i dont i'll get in trouble
>stand up and diarrhea floods down my pant legs into and over my shoes on to the ground
>every sees and smells my nasty diarrhea

#301 - iamrobbie (04/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 12 years old   
>Have sister living with her boyfriend in my house   
>Sister gives boyfriend head while I'm at school   
>Sister tries to wash cum down with milk, doesn't use cup   
>Mom walks in   
>Sister spits cum into gallon of milk   
>Everyone drank that milk, including me, my mom, and her boyfriend   
>MFW she tells me this story 2 years later
>Be 12 years old
>Have sister living with her boyfriend in my house
>Sister gives boyfriend head while I'm at school
>Sister tries to wash cum down with milk, doesn't use cup
>Mom walks in
>Sister spits cum into gallon of milk
>Everyone drank that milk, including me, my mom, and her boyfriend
>MFW she tells me this story 2 years later
#287 - galkawhm (04/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Freshman in high school   
>Asshole senior that nobody likes picks on me   
>						***************					.jpg, not really he did slowly get on my nerves   
>6 months later talking to teacher   
>Asshole senior making rude noises and interrupting me   
>Turn around and shout "SHUT THE 						*******					 HELL UP!" to his face   
>Whole room goes quiet   
>Teacher punishes senior   
>Another teacher high-fives me   
>MFW I didn't get in trouble
>Freshman in high school
>Asshole senior that nobody likes picks on me
> *************** .jpg, not really he did slowly get on my nerves
>6 months later talking to teacher
>Asshole senior making rude noises and interrupting me
>Turn around and shout "SHUT THE ******* HELL UP!" to his face
>Whole room goes quiet
>Teacher punishes senior
>Another teacher high-fives me
>MFW I didn't get in trouble
#205 - amiritebro (04/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
> Last year
>Walking down the hallway at school
> Tard starts limping behind me mumbling.
> I take a quick look but then turn back around
> He runs behind me and pulls up my shirt
> I reach up to pull my shirt back down
>pulls down my pants
> Bends over to pick up pants
>Tard slaps my ass.
>Everyone in the whole school is crowded around me laughing.
> people still talk about it.
User avatar #187 - kightofnever (04/25/2012) [-]
>i was born
+10
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#257 - abovelawl (04/25/2012) [-]
go to party and get wasted
get in back seat of friends car (he's dd safety first)
some drunk skanky bishes come with
one in a skirt sits on my lap
feelsgoodman
drunk adventures begin
start making out with bish skank
one thing leads to another and my penis is in her vagoo
feelsgreatman
lost my virginity to some chick I barely know
feels like I'm gunna come
music is too loud she cant here me to get off
massive cum shot inside her
shoots her through the car taking off the roof
now in a convertible
no one seems to care
go to the bus stop to pick up our friend rebbeca
she sits on my lap
I projectile vomit and it decapitate hers
mfw cause I still lost my virginity

#176 - xxmalachaixx (04/25/2012) [-]
>about 7 or 8 years old
>taking a **** at a friends house
>sister of friend walks in
>tells me she needs to use the bathroom
>I tell her I'm taking a ****
>She pulls down her pants and uses the sink
>her little brother walks by the bathroom
>stops and stares
>mfw
User avatar #96 - mrfourtysevenman (04/25/2012) [-]
>watchin episode of futurama
>bender runs off to avoid the new robot 1x
>washes ashore on an island
>now he's a water-bender
>whole room luaghs
> **********
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