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#1425270 - thechosentroll
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(04/23/2016) [-]
I am noticing a relation between my performance and the amount of alcohol in my body.
User avatar #1425297 to #1425270 - gibusernamepls
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(04/23/2016) [-]
>World of Warships
>Victory screen only shows one small ship and many planes

smh fam
User avatar #1425303 to #1425297 - thechosentroll
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(04/23/2016) [-]
What? You expect Wargaming to actually put some effort into something?
User avatar #1425272 to #1425270 - alexanderburns
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(04/23/2016) [-]
do you ever play video games while drunk
User avatar #1425283 to #1425272 - Darianvincent
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(04/23/2016) [-]
Isn't he from some of eastern euro hellhole? I think those guys are never not drunk
User avatar #1425274 to #1425272 - thechosentroll
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(04/23/2016) [-]
I can't tell if you're mocking me, but Imma call you a dick anyway just in case. Dick.
User avatar #1425265 - alexanderburns
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(04/23/2016) [-]
what do I do about my shitposting addiction?
#1425267 to #1425265 - ilookatnsfwusing
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(04/23/2016) [-]
paypal me 5$? cause i am broke boy just want new steam game
User avatar #1425268 to #1425267 - alexanderburns
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(04/23/2016) [-]
we aren't pals
#1425269 to #1425268 - ilookatnsfwusing
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(04/23/2016) [-]
hey u never know unless u ask right? well have a good day. sorry if i bothered u
#1425271 to #1425269 - alexanderburns
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#1425273 to #1425271 - ilookatnsfwusing
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(04/23/2016) [-]
dam i mustve really upset u.
User avatar #1425275 to #1425273 - alexanderburns
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(04/23/2016) [-]
if adunsaveme were here he would get upset that you said the word upset
User avatar #1425284 to #1425275 - adunsaveme
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(04/23/2016) [-]
LOL YOU MUST BE SO MAD
#1425276 to #1425275 - ilookatnsfwusing
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(04/23/2016) [-]
but u just said it?
#1425264 - ilookatnsfwusing
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(04/23/2016) [-]
kinzerker@ outlook.com

think anyone could paypal me 5 bucks so I can grab my fav steam game? its onsale too
#1425365 to #1425264 - anon id: a47753ee
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(04/23/2016) [-]
what game it is, palerino. I'll give it to ya
User avatar #1425331 to #1425264 - brackgrapple
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(04/23/2016) [-]
what game
User avatar #1425301 to #1425264 - adunsaveme
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(04/23/2016) [-]
how about no
User avatar #1425335 to #1425301 - alexanderburns
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(04/23/2016) [-]
asshole
#1425294 to #1425264 - gibusernamepls
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(04/23/2016) [-]
How can it be your favorite if you don't even own it though?
#1425295 to #1425294 - ilookatnsfwusing
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(04/23/2016) [-]
ive been very privledged to play it at a friends house. but i seen it was on sale so i figured there is no harm in asking so yolo.
#1425266 to #1425264 - ilookatnsfwusing
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(04/23/2016) [-]
shit my bad its Kingcy6@ outlook.com
#1425292 to #1425266 - ilookatnsfwusing
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(04/23/2016) [-]
would any1 wanna hook me up or nah
User avatar #1425285 to #1425266 - yibdiy
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(04/23/2016) [-]
sent ;)
#1425286 to #1425285 - ilookatnsfwusing
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(04/23/2016) [-]
sure just like the other three hahahahhaa
User avatar #1425287 to #1425286 - yibdiy
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(04/23/2016) [-]
check your steam
#1425288 to #1425287 - ilookatnsfwusing
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(04/23/2016) [-]
i feel like u wouldnt know my steam tho. nice 1
User avatar #1425289 to #1425288 - yibdiy
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#1425290 to #1425289 - ilookatnsfwusing
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User avatar #1425281 to #1425266 - beroty
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(04/23/2016) [-]
sent ;)
#1425282 to #1425281 - ilookatnsfwusing
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(04/23/2016) [-]
tfw beroty and timme be trolling
User avatar #1425277 to #1425266 - Timmietim
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(04/23/2016) [-]
sent ;)
#1425278 to #1425277 - ilookatnsfwusing
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(04/23/2016) [-]
i feel like im getting trolled. but hey thats On me tho right?
User avatar #1425279 to #1425278 - Timmietim
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(04/23/2016) [-]
should be there soon tbh smh fam
#1425302 to #1425279 - anon id: ccd81e84
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(04/23/2016) [-]
tim you dawg
#1425334 to #1425302 - Timmietim
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(04/23/2016) [-]
u kno it
#1425280 to #1425279 - ilookatnsfwusing
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(04/23/2016) [-]
ahhh shit you are the best if legit. thats fucking amazing brother.
#1425260 - warioteam
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#1425258 - gibusernamepls
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(04/23/2016) [-]
>walk past dead body
>it turns into a Crimson Head
>the door I went through led to a dead end

uh oh
User avatar #1425259 to #1425258 - gibusernamepls
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(04/23/2016) [-]
Oh great, the other dead zombie right next to it turned to

fun
#1425256 - thematthew
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(04/23/2016) [-]
"you're two bosses in one, he's two bosses in one, he's two bosses in one"
"is there anymore more two bosses in one i should know about?"
"you can rest here if you want"
"i'm outta here"
#1425254 - chargrilledawesome
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(04/23/2016) [-]
You just can't get the teammates, these days.
#1425252 - gibusernamepls
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(04/23/2016) [-]
Everyone's fwace when beroty posts something
User avatar #1425355 to #1425252 - beroty
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(04/23/2016) [-]
irst of all i know you're an beginner on the shitposting art
so i'll teach you an special kind of shitpost

I will teach you "thirty second shitpost" technique.

The basis of "thirty second shitpost" is lowercase typing only. No capitalization or punctuation. It reflects the very nature of the "thirty second shitpost".

"What should my post contain?"
The content of the post is a reflection of your spirit. As this is the "thirty second shitpost" you should approach your keyboard with the intention of shitposting and let it flow.

At first, you might feel daunted. In this case you may look at current shitposting trends and draw inspiration from them.
As a beginner, you may copy a shitpost you have seen before and give it your own distinct touch. As you do this you will begin to get the feel and develop your own style.

As with all arts, the proper form is important. Shitposting is not as abstract as it seems.

Emoticons are allowed. However, xD, ;_;, :3 are the marks of an amateur and are to be avoided.
Genuine typing errors should be left in, but not made on purpose. Even a non-shitposter can discern an intentional typo from an unintentional one, and you will lose credibility.
There is one exception. Leaving the "S" off of words that should be pluralized. Used sparingly, this can boost your shitposting power by 15%.

Poor grammar is acceptable. Take a moment of deliberation to see if your post could benefit from it.
Many shitposts stand or fall on this point alone.

"Thirty second shitpost" technique does not place great emphasis on image uploaded. Though an advanced technique is re-using an image to establish a truly epic shitpost.

Use these guidelines as a foundation. You will discover unwritten rules as you progress.

It's said that a master cannot make a shitpost in thirty seconds, but thirty shitposts in a second.
This guide too, was made in thirty seconds.

So good luck! Find your own style and perfect it!

I look forward to seeing the power of your "thirty second shitpost"!
#1425262 to #1425252 - beroty
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(04/23/2016) [-]
my misspells and lack of proof reading are part of my shitposts
without them i wouldn't be able to piss of so many peoples like i do
#1425341 to #1425262 - oxidoferroso
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(04/23/2016) [-]
explain the 30 second shitposts technique and enlighten them as you enlightened me
User avatar #1425356 to #1425341 - beroty
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#1425358 to #1425356 - oxidoferroso
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#1425245 - lolokhg
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(04/23/2016) [-]
HAHAHA DICKCABOOSE BLOCKED ME
User avatar #1425257 to #1425245 - thematthew
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(04/23/2016) [-]
did you say the nameless king was hard?
User avatar #1425247 to #1425245 - youngneil
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(04/23/2016) [-]
That's my favorite video game.
User avatar #1425263 to #1425243 - beroty
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(04/23/2016) [-]
PC masterrace amirite?
User avatar #1425244 to #1425243 - desacabose
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(04/23/2016) [-]
Hi genericism
#1425250 to #1425244 - genericism
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(04/23/2016) [-]
Nope. Can't take credit for this account.
I just wanted to see who was thumbing everyone down
User avatar #1425251 to #1425250 - desacabose
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(04/23/2016) [-]
I vote alexanderburns again
User avatar #1425232 - thematthew
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(04/23/2016) [-]
>watching game grumps
>"the poison swamp is really hard"

egoraptor comfirmed casual
#1425342 to #1425232 - oxidoferroso
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(04/23/2016) [-]
>watching game grumps
>watching jewtube
>not watching obscure Vimeo videos under 20 views commented by center European drunkard
User avatar #1425343 to #1425342 - thematthew
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(04/23/2016) [-]
but i thought you were spanish.
User avatar #1425344 to #1425343 - oxidoferroso
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Spanish or not, I'm a hardcore gamer, and I need my daily watch of some pure and uncut чертов
like this vimeo.com/3286510

#1425346 to #1425344 - thematthew
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#1425246 to #1425232 - anon id: 19351623
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User avatar #1425227 - themastermorris
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(04/23/2016) [-]
Holy christ, aldrich has such a horrific story behind him
#1425255 to #1425227 - anon id: ccd81e84
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(04/23/2016) [-]
>eats people to steal their dicks
>ate a trap dude
>literally less horrifying than a dozen other creepy characters
>soulskiddos think it's the greatest thing ebar
#1425249 to #1425227 - whycanidothis
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420
#1425233 to #1425227 - anon id: a4a1ff6e
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So essentially Dark Souls 3 has the hungry caterpillar as a boss.
User avatar #1425234 to #1425233 - themastermorris
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(04/23/2016) [-]
yeah pretty much
User avatar #1425228 to #1425227 - thematthew
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have you seen the boss yet?
User avatar #1425229 to #1425228 - themastermorris
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(04/23/2016) [-]
oh yeah, i finished the game not that long ago actually. I was just reading some shit on the wiki and happened upon his lovely little story. never noticed that he was actually eating him though when you first walk in
User avatar #1425230 to #1425229 - thematthew
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(04/23/2016) [-]
yeah, i remember hearing gwendolin gets eaten by someone i heard aldrich's story from someone and when i finally got to him i realized who he looked like during the fight.
User avatar #1425231 to #1425230 - themastermorris
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apparently everyone is saying that he also ate nito, but i have no fucking idea how that happened
User avatar #1425235 to #1425231 - thematthew
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can't have, it's canon that you kill nito in DS1, he couldn't have been around for aldrich to eat gwendolin on the other hand is an optional boss so it makes sense that he was alive to get eaten
maybe they saw the scythe and assumed
User avatar #1425236 to #1425235 - themastermorris
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thats what i thought but apparently aldrichs weapon looks like a mix of a gravelord weapon and darkmoon, but there isnt anything that explicitly says so though
User avatar #1425237 to #1425236 - thematthew
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(04/23/2016) [-]
yeah
#1425225 - eonofaeon
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(04/23/2016) [-]
>Get into ME Catalyst Beta
>Download
>Bout to boot up for beta fun times before bed to calm down at least with a lil smile n happiness after the fucking shitfest that was this week at work and especially today
>Launch
>Crash
>Oh Okay maybe its cause my CPU is borderline shite/not enough for this game n I was alt tabbing. W/e, close discord, no web browser, and stay focused.
>Crash twice more.
>Check reddit/forums
>Phenom IIs, a specific branch of intel, and a few other sporadic intel/AMD CPUs all report reliable, repeatable, consistent, unavoidable pre-menu CTDs. No known fixes or responses.
>Beta has been available for over 12 hours.
>I may not get to experience the personal joy of ME:C.
>MFW
User avatar #1425293 to #1425225 - bendeman
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runs fine for me fam
#1425446 to #1425293 - eonofaeon
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#1425226 to #1425225 - eonofaeon
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GIF
Worst part is, the Phenom II i got awhile back from a certain cancer on this board....is a 6 core 3.2 GHZ. Way better than my 2.8 quad.

But at its core; still a Phenom II. Likely means itll also crash despite its nearly half a gig faster clock speed and (superfluous) 2 extra cores.

>YFW Blizzard has made the most stable game/beta of 2015/2016, and 2016 aint even half over yet, but it aint likely getting beat.
#1425221 - gmarrox
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>Finally find a working torrent for buy Dark Souls 3
>Breeze through starting area
>Kill crystal thingy first try no sweat
>Kill Iudex Gundyr first try no sweat
>Don't fall for the dragonbreath gag
>Die to first Lothric Knight six times in a row
>mfw
#1425248 to #1425221 - whycanidothis
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(04/23/2016) [-]
lmao truuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
#1425219 - desacabose
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>Invade someone with 2 phantoms
>Use chameleon and hide in the bonfire room
>Eventually host runs out of estus and comes back to bonfire with 1/4 his health
>Uses separation crystal to send phantoms home
>Backstab him when he sends the last phantom home
#1425218 - thematthew
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the nameless king is a pretty good boss fight, it's a shame you have to beat a whole boss just to get the chance to fight him.

i unequipped all my items except for estus and gold pine, gold pine was fucking useless on king of storms so i went back to using a bow on him, i ended up getting the nameless king down to really low health but i ran out of estus and didn't have my embers ready so i ended up dying.


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User avatar #1425337 to #1425218 - ohemgeezus
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i cant understand your accent
User avatar #1425210 - nocturnalemission
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Any Dark Souls 3 tips?
I prefer to hold on to things for as long as possible until I absolutely need to use it, same goes for leveling ( I wait until I have to ).

Anything I should do/use as I get it?
User avatar #1425224 to #1425210 - Gonnafly
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you should usually level up whenever you can, at least super early game, and late game.
User avatar #1425217 to #1425210 - gmarrox
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Really no point in holding on to your souls unless you have a specific thing you're saving up for. Otherwise use them regularly to upgrade your shit and level up. Nothing worse than losing 40,000 souls because you forgot one random enemy that ends up killing you on your way to your bloodstain
User avatar #1425215 to #1425210 - thematthew
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keep embers on your hot bar, there have been a few times the only reason i won a boss fight was because i used an ember to heal.

just now i was about to beat the nameless king but i forgot to re put them on my hot bar, i ended up dying with almost all of his health gone
User avatar #1425211 to #1425210 - desacabose
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If you're on ps4 I heard the way to success is by giving me all of your proofs of concord
User avatar #1425291 to #1425211 - yibdiy
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took me only 2 hours of farming silver knights to get em
and by "get em" I mean 4 and giving up
User avatar #1425209 - Gonnafly
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0RHQ3-GX8M9-W46HE

poker night
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User avatar #1425222 to #1425207 - thematthew
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fuckin likd
User avatar #1425206 - saltyfries
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URF is back on LoL
User avatar #1425238 to #1425206 - herecomesjohnny
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and holy shit wukong is shit-on-everyone mode
User avatar #1425239 to #1425238 - saltyfries
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so is Malphite among others
User avatar #1425241 to #1425239 - herecomesjohnny
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(04/23/2016) [-]
blitz*singed
User avatar #1425240 to #1425239 - herecomesjohnny
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(04/23/2016) [-]
did a 2v2 on howling abyss with a friend, blitz+crank, it LITERALLY KEPT RIVEN IN THE AIR, the rage in the skype was palpable
User avatar #1425242 to #1425240 - saltyfries
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oh yeah blitz in URF is another rage inducer
#1425212 to #1425206 - eonofaeon
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>URF is back on LoL
>Playing LoL
>Implying LoL is relevant
>LoL
Sure fam w/e u say
User avatar #1425208 to #1425206 - ohemgeezus
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(04/23/2016) [-]
ok