maybe later today, install winter assault if you can, IG are kind of fun to mess around with and they add more units into the game with WA.

I already did.
Took exactly 1 picoseconds.

I only played the DS game, but god damn that game was fun

the gamecube version had so many feels

Do it phagget

Oh shit!
Now i gotta go back and beat them all on Purist so you never catch up

I am very much looking forward to going back through and playing this on purist mode, I can't believe I never picked up on this series before.

Ha, well enjoy it man!
It was one of the most unappreciated games of 2012, I can say that much.

This is my last attempt then I have to go

Bye :D

Alright, we got it though :D

See you later, dude. I'll be back on in a short while if you like, or tomorrow

It doesn't matter to me, though if we play tomorrow I won't be able to get on so early, the current time is probably the earliest I could get on. And see you!

Don't worry. I am too

Dunno, but someone should make another.

Well i have a minecraft server but no one wants to play when i ask them..

is it the one where i buildt a huge 2d picashu? (didnt finish it)

Nope :D,i played it 1 time with you people,it was a pvp the walls map

ahh, i didnt come... i was not feeling for Minecraft after i didnt get to finish my appleeating picachu

Oh fuck, I just went full fucking retarded, I meant Medium not mid

I concur.

< Gunslinger players

Welcome back!

Hmm. Your face and username seems awfully familiar.
But what the heck, thats probably just me.

Welcome new user!
We love vidya here!

no i hate video games! Bahumbug

Hellow how did you end up in our humble town this is quite awkward you caught me off guard

It's okay, you'll find me to be quite a friendly person

One hell of a name partner, how ya doing? Some of us like videogames here.

I am doing quite well, thank you. And yourself?
Sincerely,
Mr. Yhcrananab

Oh, a new user! Our old king just left, perhaps you could fill the spot?

I would be delighted to~

are you actually going to go through with it?

What do you mean, friend?

guess so

Oh
I like
a lot of things
* insert winky face*

I too, enjoy the occasional anal fisting.
Sincerely,
Mr. Yhcrananab

LOL theicytouch you are not fooling anyone (thee-hee-hee)

WE DO NOT SPEAK THAT NAME

He seemed fine to me, why does everyone hate him?

some people here hated him cause he acted like a regular, and in the end he did spam for people to join his minecraft server... then someone trolled him and told him to stop acting as a regular, and he blamed jelly for it...

he wanted everyone on the board to tell him theyr sorry, and he spammed the shit out of the board the next days...

after this everyone told him to stop making us hate him more, and it ended up with him leaving the board

(his user also got banned and he made a new user he called cuntjellyfish or something)

TL;DR

he anyed someone, and got trolled... blamed jelly and got himself hated on the board untill he got banned

Something about him acting like a regular. I think enviousjelly called him out on it and he had a bitchfit and left.

I don't even remember. I just remember that his constant '???'s annoyed me.

okie dokie

Who is this icytouch you speak of? Is he a conjurer of tricks, or a "troll", as the young people call them?

>make a new account
>acts like theicytouch
>says its not him
SEEMS LEGIT EVEN THE PIC LOOKS LIKE theicytouch !

You look familiar, but I can't think of why.

Dear Fargone,
I get that alot, what a mystery!
Much love,
Mr. Yhcrananab

hello new user! or should i say.........HARDROCKER DUM DUM DUUUUUM

I am sorry, I have never heard of this 'Hardrocker'

And to say that it's a legitimate name.

add, xXMLGxNOSCOPEx360Xx

--XxMLGZzwNOSCOPEZzZx360Xx-- Is better.

sorry that I don't have the CoDfag skills to make such a name..

New CS community as well.

..Did not know that..

Go say hello to CS:GO, now with OP weapons & more kids.

Kind of how i was first time facing him, i suggest you do what i did.
fuck it.
put on heaviest armour, just go up and tank the fucker, dont give him a chance to get away just smack his shit. dont even try to dodge.

Tried that. Full Havel set and Demon's greataxe +15 with crystal magic weapon with tin crystal catalyst, and the dragoncrest ring. Got him down to about half and then He staggered me and killed the fuck out of me. I've only ever beaten him with phantoms. But I can't seem to find any to summon.

What SL are you? If you're on PC I may be able to help.
Parrying really isn't that hard to learn, the easiest place to do it is in Anor Londo after the 2nd bonfire, those knights telegraph there attacks like crazy.

I'm on PS3 SL 285 NG+ 4 i think. I know how to parry. I've done it to Gywn a handful of times. I just don't use it very often since I can use Havel's sheild with his equipment without needing his ring to avoid fat rolling.

Just tried that 3 times. Got him to about one half of his health and then he used his kingly foot to stagger and slaughter me.

DEAREST ANON. THANK YOU. IT ACTUALLY WORKED. Although I used crystal magic weapon. Power Within is too dangerous to be used on him.

Luigi the Squeegee Johnson

Marth, Zelda/Sheik and Peach.

Zelda/Sheik

Marth, Olimar, or just for fucking around Rob the Robot.

Don't forget the side throw off the edge.

Oh good point, that one always calls for a battle cry of some sort when that happens.

and the Kirbster, because nothing as fun as suiciding with up b.

You called?

Kirby
He is the best

Pokemon trainer

I can't wait to see some gameplay on the next smash bro game on wii u/3ds. I heard it will be online compatible with the 3ds. This year E3 will be awesome with all the new things nintendo,sony and microsoft are going to announce. (I'm crossing fingers for new consoles)

your my kind of guy :) pokemon trainer master race

I didn't feel anything!

.......i feel it.

Do I smell a game related feels thread?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHcO1zYX5No

youtu.be/Mz3pDLCaqi0
As no one understands besides us two and maybe a few more.

Oh yeah, this reminds me:
sukebei.nyaa.eu/?page=torrentinfo&tid=215904
I haven't downloaded it yet, but apparently it's an open-world RPG similar to MGQ.

Magus showed me that, but alas, I shan't be able to play it until an english patch is made.

Yeah.. The first scene starts out with your character passed out drenched in cum. I've been told about this game so many times, that playing it would be a formality.

IT'S NSFW, DON'T BLAME ME IF YOUR BOSS AND/OR TEACHER STARTS WANKING HIS MEAT OFF IN FRONT OF YOU

Vera, y u do dis?

Because it'd be wrong to not include it.

True.

I guess the first comment spoiled it.

Don't worry, there's more than that comment.

take picashu out when snorelax is behind... i did single attacks, then rape ubersnorelax after

If you got power within and a charcoal pine resin, you can take out sonic in no time, and then all that's left is to roll around fatty a couple of times

Tons of ways. Try bleeding them out. Or using the pillars to your advantage.

What platform you on for FC3

360

I'll Co-Op with you if you have a spare Gold trial

Yeah sure, I have a 14 day one if you want it. Though, you would probably have to host the co-op, as my internet isn't very good

Yeah, sure. Add me up, CptMongtard

K, I sent you the code over FJ.

Alright. I'll set the game up now

Sure.

Fan on the processor had to go in vertically instead of horizontally because it won't fit with the ram the other way.

First world problems.

now we do
i7 3280
gtx 555
850W
1Tb 8gb

We desperately need a tech board

it would be a bit too slow, posting pcs here is fun once and a while

Sure I guess :<

depends what country you live in
do yuo want to build it yourself or get it custom built for you?
id recommend a i5 processor and gtx 660ti graphics card

build your own.
that's what I did, and I probably won't buy a prebuilt again.

amazon.com

Oh fuck I've done this before

>open world
>crime based
>a lot of fucking weapons
>1st or third person
>realistic story

It needs to have a touch of Halo (Splattering, Traffic Cones, seamless vehicle combat) and generally vehicles that enhance gameplay without being so coveted that it's all some people care about, like in Battlefield.

I think a genera is needed. I think I'd enjoy the perfect strategy game about as much as the perfect FPS.

>2D game
>Graphic style of Terraria
>story is: Post apocalyptic world with a zombie infestation
>no fuck zombies
>Lovecraftian/Necromorphic monsters
>tentacle monsters an shit
>set in 3900, doesn't matter, in the future
>one of the members of the group of 4 survivors finds materials to build a time machine
>they go back in time to Jesus times
>bring Jesus back to the future to fight the monsters with his godly powers
>find source of monsters, go into another dimension
>kill Cthulhu
>with materials from Ry'leh you can enhance the time machine to be able to go back to any time in the past
>can recruit historical and generally famous people and things to come back to you and piss around and fight monsters
>like Hitler
>or Winston Churchill
>or even Vishnu
>have to actually convince the people to come back with you
>by doing jobs for them, and being friends with them
>Hitler for example, you would have to rise the ranks as a Nazi and get close to him, AND then actually convince him to come with you, all before Hitler is killed
>can go back to any time era, and get items and shit to furnish your base
>can recruit artists to paint shit
>can get Da Vinci to invent shit
>can get Tesla to build you Tesla Coils, as defense for your base
From a /v/ thread, not mine, the guy who wrote is pants on head retarded and had a shitty orthography I fixed it for your reading pleasure, he also said Hitler was killed and shit, but just ignore that, I thought the concept was cool

Think of FTL combat style.
Xcom: Enemy Unknown neat-comiclike graphic style for the actual gameplay but more realistic and a darker art style and game direction.
A Ship Creation Engine, like Car Creation and Editing on Racing games, but with ships, really deep, meaning that you could even modify the hull, interiors, lightning, power, equipment, weapons, external parts of the ship.

>You play a medieval monster hunter
>Your targets are legendary monsters like the Baba Yaga
>Have to gather intel about monsters from local folklore and villagers in order to discover weaknesses
>Gameplay is HEAVILY stealth-based
>Fights take place in fuckhuge maps like haunted forests and castles
>Boobytraps and planning play into fights
>Can lead monsters into traps by having them follow you
>Dynamic between monster and player can change in a heartbeat. You think you're hunting the monster, but all of a sudden you hear a twig crack nearby and realize you're being hunted
>Each monster has specific strengths and weaknesses that you have to avoid/play up to
>For example, werewolves and their sense of smell. You'd have to mask your scent, but they're big so they'd be easy to physically hide from
>Have to find monster first before any of this happens
>Tracking and shit for certain monsters, like werewolves (broken twigs, pieces of fur stuck to trees)
>Sometimes, forests and castles are haunted and will try to stop you
>once you kill monster, you report back to some secret society like Hellboys' BPRD in order to collect your bounty and buy new gear

>that feel when no developer will ever be ambitious enough to take this on, and no publisher would risk funding this
>that feel when this game will never exist

GOTYAY

This has been on my mind for quite a some time now.
>Open world game in an Arabian setting
>Main focus would be treasure hunting
>search for ancient dungeons hidden deep below the desert sand
>Treasures could be anything valuable, from pretty jewels to ancient magic scrolls
>Sell your treasures for money or keep them as trophies/use them as equipment depending on what it is you find
>Big lively cities with lots of things to do/lots of ways to stir up trouble
>Run a store on the city
>If you get famous/infamous enough you would be able to take up jobs from people of high status
>Curved Swords everywhere

I want something like this so bad.
">Curved Swords everywhere" lol nigga u gay

I kind of want that now too.

Last 2 might be relevant to your interests then

>sandbox mmo that is actually sandboxy
>gigantic world with different biomes
>each race starts in their own capitol
>most of the map is Neutral territory
>in Neutral territory the players can build their own cities, employ npcs, set up shops
>choices would be made through a voting system linked to your account
>valuable resources from cities you don't own would be either acquired through war or diplomacy
That's just one feature, I'd love to actually see a game where player choices matter, kinda like EVE set in a medieval fantasy world

For you TERAfags and EVEfags

The perfect merchant game.

>open world
>less focus on leveling up and killing monsters, and more on finding and selling loot found in dungeons or across the over-world
>varying terrain so we don't just see one climate the entire game
>make it so villages in different climates want different things (snowy mountains would want blankets and fur more than they'd want cold foods)
>start off with a backpack and maybe a mule
>work your way up to a caravan
>have the option to start a shop permanently and either manage it yourself or staff it and come back every so often for the profit


So basically, all the good parts of Skyrim, Recettear and Fable: The Journey.

Large open world game, focused on dialogue, exploring, discovering secrets and solving puzzles than repetitive combat, combat would be rare but dangerous requiring finesse, timing and skill. The things you discover including enemies can be used to improve your standing in the world including being able to build and manage towns/cities (if you can make it to that) actions in the game would feel personal and everything would have an effect on other things. e.g
>Set of to explore a mountain
>find a gold mine and start a camp
>Run the gold mine by giving instructions to workers,
>Need to setup a supply line
>Mine makes a lot of money, people start moving to your mine to set up shops, looking for work and start a town
>Manage the town, setting taxes, setting guards while paying workers, set up contracts for supplys
>Eventually become a city, try to attract people to live in case the mine dries up to keep the city rich.
>City is built nearby by a rich nobleman, starts to interfere with your city, taking over your farms because he feels entitled to it.
>Convince your people to go to war, they trust you because you made them comfortable.
>Take over the noblemans city.
>His family gets pissed and demands restitution from the king
>Get taken to court
>Fail at dialogue and get found guilty of murder
>Start a war with the king
>Your 2 cities aren't enough to take the king's armies
>Your forces beging to lose
>You abandon your city, change your appearance, and start again with what ever gold you could fit in your pocket.

GOTYAY

An open world game set in a huge, densely populated city with Red Faction's destruction physics. Local and online Co-op.

the perfect game (if your the EA CEO)
No voices, voice actors are expensive, just have subtitles everywhere.
Music and atom sphere should be tense as possible with load ass explosions and music everywhere. Have loads of day 1 DLC and even more DLC after that, and dont forget to have micro transactions everywhere. Straight, linear campaign with repetitive multiplayer will surely keep everyone happy! also dont forget those micro transactions, we really need want that money.


No but really, for me id love to see an amazing strategy game, thats a cross between the pure epic realism that COH2 is going to have and the awesomeness of AOE. with a little bit of input from rise of legends (probably the music) and destruction, realistic destruction.

be able to switch between first person and third person
only on PC so best graphics
single player campaign blends into multiplier
set in realistic world

Is it like Skyrim with Multiplayer?

yes.

Be able to use makeshift weapons found in the destroyed environments such as pipes torn from walls, ceiling beams, throw bricks etc.

day 1 dlc

Music by Darren Korb (the guy behind Bastion's music)
Daily dose of crazy by suda51

The perfect game is like Skyrim with guns.

Destruction
At least Minecraft-level world interaction
The ability to permanently harm the world (like ruining the storyline in Morrowind).
Weapon/gear customization or crafting shit from nothing
Did I mention destruction?