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#1003515 - targaryren (07/14/2014) [-]
I.
am so.
body lovin.
stupid.
User avatar #1003528 to #1003515 - attifyon (07/14/2014) [-]
Just write intense bodylove or get it properly, faggit
#1003508 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
So, I came home to this.
Do I...do I burn them?
User avatar #1003535 to #1003508 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
Do it.
Yolo and what not.
User avatar #1003517 to #1003508 - rakdinas (07/14/2014) [-]
go straight for the central plant. slay a path through the eyes, and then kill the middle
User avatar #1003525 to #1003517 - shwoodle (07/14/2014) [-]
this^
the longer it's stays the more eyes will grow, it can also drop the bulb as an item allowing you to plant elsewhere, useful against hounds.
#1003687 to #1003525 - Womens Study Major (07/14/2014) [-]
DONT EAT THE MEAT it is bad for you.
#1003488 - europe (07/14/2014) [-]
Should enemies weaken when their health becomes too low? Around 10%? It's kinda silly to see an enemy sound and walk completely healthy and die when he loses another health point
User avatar #1003526 to #1003488 - avatarsarefornoobs (07/14/2014) [-]
or what if they go into a blood rage and get stronger at 10%!
User avatar #1003509 to #1003488 - sannukas ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
But that would be boring.
User avatar #1003511 to #1003509 - europe (07/14/2014) [-]
Being rewarded with a quick kill after getting the enemies to 10% would be boring? Perhaps for the more significant enemies that actually pose a threat but with random bandits and digestive end product it should be nice
User avatar #1003501 to #1003488 - Gonnafly (07/14/2014) [-]
Well fighting an enemy that's super crippled over and over again wouldn't be that fun.

User avatar #1003504 to #1003501 - europe (07/14/2014) [-]
Because you only encounter enemies that are wounded?
It would really only be at the point that your about to finish them off that they should weaken
User avatar #1003506 to #1003504 - Gonnafly (07/14/2014) [-]
If you fight a large amount of enemies and attack them all at once, and leave them with less then 10% of health, you would be fighting a bunch of crippled enemies.

An enemy getting crippled at low health pretty much takes the challenge out of fighting it, that's why it's more common for them to get stronger instead.
User avatar #1003507 to #1003506 - europe (07/14/2014) [-]
I can't think of any enemies getting stronger while their health gets lower
Also who would damage a bunch of enemies and stop when they're around 10% health instead of finishing the threats that are most easily dealt with first?
User avatar #1003514 to #1003507 - Gonnafly (07/14/2014) [-]
It mostly is just done by bosses.
Depends on what kind of game it is.
User avatar #1003516 to #1003514 - europe (07/14/2014) [-]
That's what people say yet they never seem eager to name an example or two
User avatar #1003522 to #1003516 - Gonnafly (07/14/2014) [-]
In Devil May Cry, on the hardest difficulty level, every enemy can Devil Trigger if not killed fast enough.
the Gold Eaglets In Chrono Trigger
Large monsters in monster hunter
the Hot Rod heartless in KH2
Big Daddies get faster at half health

A lot of metroid bosses
Solidus Snake from MGS2
Johnny Jones ing Super mario RPG
Every boss in no more heros
A lot of Mario and luigi bosses
User avatar #1003802 to #1003522 - Zeigh (07/14/2014) [-]
Not to mention many MMO bosses
User avatar #1003497 to #1003488 - sonnyboii ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
Yeah i always thought of that digestive end product since forever
User avatar #1003491 to #1003488 - yeorgh ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
It's worse when they actually get stronger when they're weak.
User avatar #1003493 to #1003491 - yeorgh ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
when they're near death*
User avatar #1003489 to #1003488 - awesomanium (07/14/2014) [-]
I dunno
Adrenaline or something
User avatar #1003490 to #1003489 - europe (07/14/2014) [-]
You wouldn't sound perfectly healthy when severely wounded no matter how much adrenaline is pumping through you
User avatar #1003494 to #1003490 - awesomanium (07/14/2014) [-]
You probably wouldn't be able to move if you took one sword hit or bullet
Video games shouldn't be realistic
User avatar #1003499 to #1003494 - europe (07/14/2014) [-]
Depends on where your wounded. And besides if games were actually realistic then armor would often be able to completely prevent any damage to the body instead of just reducing it
User avatar #1003502 to #1003499 - awesomanium (07/14/2014) [-]
Also there's a reason why "wounded animal" is a phrase
Like fight or flight and all that jazz
User avatar #1003492 to #1003490 - awesomedewd (07/14/2014) [-]
Did you experience that you'reself?
User avatar #1003496 to #1003492 - europe (07/14/2014) [-]
Apperently you can't know something without having experienced it you'reself
User avatar #1003503 to #1003496 - awesomedewd (07/14/2014) [-]
Well, nobody can actually tell if it's normal or not, cause nobody is a intense bodylovein' dungeon boss.
User avatar #1003505 to #1003503 - europe (07/14/2014) [-]
I was talking about enemies in general but even for bosses they should stagger or move differently when mortally wounded
User avatar #1003510 to #1003505 - awesomedewd (07/14/2014) [-]
Well. Games mostly aren't made to be realistic anyway.

And in the cutscenes they sometimes stagger, don't they?
User avatar #1003512 to #1003510 - europe (07/14/2014) [-]
Example?
User avatar #1003518 to #1003512 - awesomedewd (07/14/2014) [-]
Woah, slow down there. Haven't played any game with boss fights for quiet some time.

But I definitly remember seeing bosses stagger in final cutscenes or between fighting phases in cutscenes.
Probably in some Devil May Cry game or something else. They never acted as if nothing happened in cutscenes.
User avatar #1003519 to #1003518 - europe (07/14/2014) [-]
aight fine I'll slow down
Haven't played those
User avatar #1003523 to #1003519 - awesomedewd (07/14/2014) [-]
Well, in short it's just the "gameplay aspect" why bosses aren't staggering but get harder the longer you fight against them. It may not be realistic, but I guess it's more of challenge and therefore more fun?

Other than that, for example in cutscenes, it happens from time to time that bosses stagger and feel benumbed.
User avatar #1003524 to #1003523 - europe (07/14/2014) [-]
Depends on the boss wether it's fun but I suppose my suggested weakening of the enemies shouldn't necessarily apply to bosses or even the more significant non-bosses but rather to the common enemies, bandits and digestive end product that don't even have a real reason to fight you other than wanting you're stuff
User avatar #1003527 to #1003524 - awesomedewd (07/14/2014) [-]
Like in dead space, where you could cut of legs and they still tried to get after you with the rest of their limbs?
User avatar #1003529 to #1003527 - europe (07/14/2014) [-]
Erm no that's practically the opposite of what I was going for
User avatar #1003472 - dezzyman (07/14/2014) [-]
anybody have a PSN that wants to add me? My friends list is pretty sparse at the moment.
User avatar #1003495 to #1003472 - DeathclawRulez (07/14/2014) [-]
I would but you only have ps4 games.
User avatar #1003498 to #1003474 - dezzyman (07/14/2014) [-]
Sweet. Name's DezzyMann
#1003471 - Womens Study Major (07/14/2014) [-]
i intense bodyloveing hate admin,s they are suck stupid female amusement-systems and do stupid digestive end product, my big tittied mommy should stop being a fagmin and do somthing about them.
#1003448 - Womens Study Major (07/14/2014) [-]
CAPTAIN FALCON HAS TEETH!
#1003477 to #1003448 - Womens Study Major (07/14/2014) [-]
Made this gif for anyone who wants this.
Made this gif for anyone who wants this.
#1003487 to #1003477 - Womens Study Major (07/14/2014) [-]
Also made this for you guys too.
Also made this for you guys too.
#1003468 to #1003448 - Womens Study Major (07/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1003482 to #1003468 - targaryren (07/14/2014) [-]
trolling?
User avatar #1003455 to #1003448 - Tyranitar (07/14/2014) [-]
I thought that was a Sam Elliot mustache
#1003450 to #1003448 - Womens Study Major (07/14/2014) [-]
Also his Final Smash is the Falcon Drive-by again.
#1003443 - giinthir (07/14/2014) [-]
Welcome back Capt'n. Never doubted you're return for a second.
Welcome back Capt'n. Never doubted you're return for a second.
User avatar #1003439 - rafeky (07/14/2014) [-]
whats something interesting i can listen to while playing video games?
User avatar #1003513 to #1003439 - cycloneclone (07/14/2014) [-]
www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/35061/?
extended new vegas radio soundtrack since the normal one only has like 4 songs
#1003434 - blustar (07/14/2014) [-]
>New SSB4 Trailer
#1003433 - Tyranitar (07/14/2014) [-]
Saved them for a friend, so if anyone else wants these two, I snipped them crappily 1080p off the video.
User avatar #1003460 to #1003433 - phantomeins (07/14/2014) [-]
I'm surprised they took lucina over chrom.

I really like robin being in it though
User avatar #1003530 to #1003460 - lucina (07/14/2014) [-]
OH GOD MY NAME WAS MENTIONED SO MUCH BUT IM SO HAPPY THIS HAPPENED
User avatar #1003461 to #1003460 - Tyranitar (07/14/2014) [-]
And people have already discovered through analyzing the video that Lucina is going to be a Marth clone.

You know, like Roy. Who was removed. Because he was a Marth clone.
User avatar #1003470 to #1003461 - phantomeins (07/14/2014) [-]
Oh god they gave robin the bronze sword.
WHY

Lucina looked like she had some different moves than marth, but I need to watch him some more. And it's not like clones are a new thing, it sucks but I expected there to be some.

Chrom's "I suppose I'll get my chance another day" line was funny, after hearing so many people start saying "Chrom confirmed" or stuff like that because of some leak
#1003436 to #1003433 - Tyranitar (07/14/2014) [-]
Hey, if Chrom is unconfirmed, does that mean the legendary "leak" is fake? I know it's been on a dumb luck winning streak, but one of their big targets has just been wiped out.
#1003465 to #1003436 - Womens Study Major (07/14/2014) [-]
The leak stated that Chrom would appear.
As he does in a Final Smash.

So I mean, it's still technically correct.
User avatar #1003469 to #1003465 - Tyranitar (07/14/2014) [-]
I'm just hoping that Shulk is false. Because with these 2, I think we are at our cap on anime mangirl sword-wielders.
User avatar #1003445 to #1003436 - yeorgh ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
I got no idea who these people are but i'm guessing Fire Emblem, that's kind of too many FE characters ain't it?
User avatar #1003446 to #1003445 - Tyranitar (07/14/2014) [-]
They are tied with Pokemon in 2nd place for most characters. FE and Pokemon have 4, behind Mario and Zelda with 5.

Not the series I would've picked to rank up with those 3 greats, but I suppose we had a shortage of anime mangirl swordsmen.
User avatar #1003478 to #1003446 - metajunky (07/14/2014) [-]
Mario has 8

Zelda has 4
User avatar #1003483 to #1003478 - Tyranitar (07/14/2014) [-]
Mario currently has: Mario, Luigi, Rosalina, Peach, and Bowser

you're right on Zelda, though. I was an idiot and counted Ganondorf.
User avatar #1003485 to #1003483 - metajunky (07/14/2014) [-]
You forget Expand Dong and Little Dong, as well as Yoshi. Yes, they're in the same universe
User avatar #1003486 to #1003485 - Tyranitar (07/14/2014) [-]
Donkey Kong and Yoshi are considered to have their own franchises within Smash.
User avatar #1003500 to #1003486 - metajunky (07/14/2014) [-]
It doesn't matter how Smash defines them. DK originated in the same game as Mario and appear in tons of games together. Yoshi was introduced in Super Mario World and is in just as many side games, probably more so than DK. No matter how you slice it, they are in the same universe

Though they do need to get off their asses and announce a unique Ganon already. Bowser got an overhaul and certainly can't be the ONLY villain in this
User avatar #1003449 to #1003446 - yeorgh ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
There are too many Pokemon too.
User avatar #1003452 to #1003449 - Tyranitar (07/14/2014) [-]
But at least Pokemon vary greatly and have many different abilities. With these swordsmen, what's the variation? "Well, one SLASHES with his sword, and the girl STABS with hers. And this guy.... he sorta makes it blow up. While he is slashing and stabbing..."
User avatar #1003484 to #1003452 - metajunky (07/14/2014) [-]
There's only so much you can do to visually distinguish sword slashes. That's like saying all the hand-to-hand fighters are the same because they only use punches and kicks

There was too little information to get an accurate read on what makes each character unique, but it seems Ike is the slow, tanky type like in Brawl; Marth is a speedy, combo lover; Lucina is the sweet middle ground; and Robin is a Spellsword with potentially random/finite magic uses
User avatar #1003453 to #1003452 - yeorgh ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
Good point.
#1003440 to #1003436 - Womens Study Major (07/14/2014) [-]
Proof that Chrom is in Smash 4.
#1003447 to #1003440 - herecomesjohnny (07/14/2014) [-]
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees lucina and chrom? yeeeeeeees
User avatar #1003532 to #1003447 - phantomeins (07/14/2014) [-]
He's part of robin's final smash, probably because of the pair up mechanic in awakening.
User avatar #1003438 to #1003436 - volero (07/14/2014) [-]
In the end is shows him to be confirmed. He just doesn't get a little intro like the others.
User avatar #1003441 to #1003438 - Tyranitar (07/14/2014) [-]
It doesn't appear that he himself is playable. Lucina and Robin are there (Lucina oddly isn't marked as a newcomer). It looks like Chrom will be appearing only as a part of Robin's final smash.
User avatar #1003437 to #1003436 - metajunky (07/14/2014) [-]
Not necessarily. It looks like Chrom is part of Robin's final Smash
User avatar #1003426 - metajunky (07/14/2014) [-]
Not going to lie, I was kind of hyped for Rayman after seeing the trophy
User avatar #1003424 - subtard (07/14/2014) [-]
Even more random ass characters who nobody has heard of. And great news, they all have swords and look exactly the same!
At least people know about pokemon so I don't mind they put that many in. Plus they all have 100% unique movesets.
User avatar #1003456 to #1003424 - avatarsarefornoobs (07/14/2014) [-]
>complaining about fire emblem
you actually almost made me angry, and im replying, so i guess 5/10
User avatar #1003457 to #1003456 - subtard (07/14/2014) [-]
I'm complaining that there's 4 characters from it in Smash when 90% of Smash players don't know what the hell fire emblem is.
User avatar #1003462 to #1003457 - avatarsarefornoobs (07/14/2014) [-]
i cant imagine why not, they are some of the best games released by nintendo (or rather intelligent systems which is owned by nintendo)
besides i only saw 3 of them, unless you count male/female robin as separate characters

i think it gives smash a slightly broader range of appeal so it doesnt just feel like its for kids, what with kirby, pokemon, mario, zelda, etc.
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User avatar #1003463 to #1003462 - avatarsarefornoobs (07/14/2014) [-]
oh wait is ike still in there? nevermind then, that would make 4
User avatar #1003435 to #1003424 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
might as well be Super Fire Emblem Brothers at this point
User avatar #1003442 to #1003435 - Tyranitar (07/14/2014) [-]
They currently have 4 reps, which puts them at a tie with Pokemon (until they confirm Jiggles), and 1 behind Super Mario.

Fire Emblem, one of Nintendo's smallest franchises, is now equal with it's 2 greatest in Smash Bros. I don't feel like I should care, but it kinda ticks me off.
User avatar #1003464 to #1003442 - avatarsarefornoobs (07/14/2014) [-]
smallest, but one of the best. have you ever played one? you might change you're tune. i know i did.
User avatar #1003467 to #1003464 - Tyranitar (07/14/2014) [-]
I played one. I'm not offending any of the characters, but I don't think there is enough variation available.

Marth plays like you would expect a swordsman to. Ike is similar, but also very different. I'd call him a psuedo-clone of Marth, like Luigi to Mario, a bit of the same but a lot of different mixed in. Robin looks very interesting, I like that we have another mage character.. But then we have Lucina. Who, in such a short gameplay demo, was already proven to be a Marth clone.

Could she not have been just a Marth costume, if she is just gonna waste a precious character slot to be a clone?
User avatar #1003479 to #1003467 - avatarsarefornoobs (07/14/2014) [-]
but they do that all the time, the character clones are everywhere. i dont know why people still complain about that. its just how they do it to make more characters without having to put in a bunch of work. i dont blame em for wanting to make people happy and save money
in the past we've seen some of them that are LITERALLY clones! like toon link and link, mario and doctor mario. this is nothing new.

you have to look at it from nintendo's perspective
User avatar #1003459 to #1003442 - targaryren (07/14/2014) [-]
yeah 2 be honest, I have to agree with you and subtard about that
they should of atleast gotten rid of Ike or something
but I'm not that mad they are in
#1003432 to #1003424 - leobaloy (07/14/2014) [-]
1/10
I replied
User avatar #1003430 to #1003424 - targaryren (07/14/2014) [-]
well...I know they are from Fire Emblem
and I mean...one has a sword, and the other has magic, soooo yeah
User avatar #1003444 to #1003430 - subtard (07/14/2014) [-]
It's more characters from one of the most obscure games represented on Smash to me. Including Lucina isn't going to be adding anything new, it'll be exactly like Marth.
Now Fire Emblem now is represented as strongly as the Legend of Zelda. And currently equal to DonkeyKong+Metroid
#1003419 - Tyranitar (07/14/2014) [-]
"Damn, it's just some boring Fire Emblem charact-----"

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User avatar #1003428 to #1003419 - volero (07/14/2014) [-]
Lucina just seems like a female Marth.
User avatar #1003431 to #1003428 - Tyranitar (07/14/2014) [-]
I thought it WAS Marth until I heard the voice.

Robin looks interesting, but Lucina looks like she might end up being a Marth clone (I don't know squat about Fire Emblem, but I hadn't really felt we needed more swordsman unless they could be unique)
User avatar #1003451 to #1003431 - swiiftninja (07/14/2014) [-]
Funny enough if you dont mind FE Awakening Spoilers Lucina disguises herself as Marth for a portion of the game
#1003425 to #1003419 - leobaloy (07/14/2014) [-]
I'm mainly glad that gematsu leak got BTFO

also the official vid is now up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9ytrX0wweA
User avatar #1003421 to #1003419 - Tyranitar (07/14/2014) [-]
Oh, and word filters.
User avatar #1003414 - astraea (07/14/2014) [-]
CHROM
M/F ROBIN
LUCINA
HOLY intense bodyloveING digestive end product
HOLY
digestive end product
OH MY intense bodyloveING MOTHER
GOD intense bodyloveING DAMN
User avatar #1003536 to #1003531 - astraea (07/14/2014) [-]
give me ur user pls thx
User avatar #1003540 to #1003537 - astraea (07/14/2014) [-]
Lucina is pretty cool
User avatar #1003541 to #1003540 - lucina (07/14/2014) [-]
True facts
User avatar #1003543 to #1003541 - astraea (07/14/2014) [-]
aye
already played trough awakening twice this summer
imma do it again, maybe
User avatar #1003562 to #1003543 - lucina (07/14/2014) [-]
Do it. I replay just to see who I want the MC to hook up with
User avatar #1003458 to #1003414 - avatarsarefornoobs (07/14/2014) [-]
not one
not two
BUT THREE OF EM
better then expected
#1003418 to #1003414 - Womens Study Major (07/14/2014) [-]
Don't forget Captain Falcon.
User avatar #1003415 to #1003414 - drainbamage ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
intense bodyloveING YES! ANOTHER PERSON SUPER intense bodyloveING HYPED
User avatar #1003416 to #1003415 - astraea (07/14/2014) [-]
ALL I WANTED WAS MY FIRE EMBLEM NIGGAS
THEY ALL THERE
THEY ARE ALL THEEEREE
User avatar #1003417 to #1003416 - drainbamage ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
For that split second, they had me thinkin that Chrom wouldn't be playable THEN THEY BUSTED OUT THE FINAL SMASH!
User avatar #1003413 - targaryren (07/14/2014) [-]
lol not shulk
I only know who the girl is because I saw like one video on FE
#1003420 to #1003413 - kakariko ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
God damn it I seriously wanted to see Shulk there
God damn it I seriously wanted to see Shulk there
User avatar #1003429 to #1003420 - targaryren (07/14/2014) [-]
I dunno, I kinda like her
and I'm glad it was nintendo characters
also Captain Falcon, even tho I was pretty sure he would be in it
User avatar #1003408 - krystalkitty ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
Oh look it's going to be Chrom- WAIT WHAT.
User avatar #1003422 to #1003408 - Tyranitar (07/14/2014) [-]
Is Chrom actually playable too? He said something like "Maybe next time", which I figured was referring to the "leak", but then it seemed to show a quick look of him fighting.
User avatar #1003423 to #1003422 - krystalkitty ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
I think he's just included in the final smash, but I could be wrong.
User avatar #1003427 to #1003423 - Tyranitar (07/14/2014) [-]
Well, they just updated the site, and it doesn't list Chrom.

So I guess since they referred directly to him not being playable in the video, the leak finally turns out to be crap.
User avatar #1003412 to #1003408 - moltenmuffin (07/14/2014) [-]
So, they revealed 3 characters? Or just those 2?
User avatar #1003533 to #1003412 - muhammedthejew (07/14/2014) [-]
hod knows
-Panda
User avatar #1003411 to #1003408 - voltkills (07/14/2014) [-]
i dont even know who that is
User avatar #1003410 to #1003408 - krystalkitty ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
Err. New Smash Bros character.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzwF2kmNF8E
User avatar #1003405 - huntergriff (07/14/2014) [-]
SWTOR Shenanigans.

I wanna do another video with this song www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcIMVxstUJ0 playing in the background while on tatooine.
#1003403 - muddyman (07/14/2014) [-]
Anyone wanna play rust? I cant seem to survive on my own cause people keep constantly killing me even when i have no digestive end product..... Looking to gather a few people and go around raiding or something. Anyone?
User avatar #1003538 to #1003403 - ScottP (07/14/2014) [-]
That looks like a really awkward way to aim a bow
#1003555 to #1003538 - muddyman (07/14/2014) [-]
Google image
#1003399 - Tyranitar (07/14/2014) [-]
15 minutes away.
#1003389 - herecomesjohnny (07/14/2014) [-]
One of kotaku's bloggers Patricia Hernandez sued Suda51 because killer is dead's femmes fatales were too sexy for her

i just learned this now but damn how low can kotaku go
desacabose, it ain't easy
User avatar #1003398 to #1003389 - awesomanium (07/14/2014) [-]
Kotaku is the biggest piece of digestive end product in gaming journalism
They're owned by an advertising company so it basically means that their entire business plan isn't "let's make good, informed articles" but instead "let's make up digestive end product that'll get us hits"
#1003396 to #1003389 - leobaloy (07/14/2014) [-]
>kotaku

shiggy
User avatar #1003397 to #1003395 - herecomesjohnny (07/14/2014) [-]
better than you're favorite vidya
User avatar #1003400 to #1003397 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
but my favourite game is killer is dead
User avatar #1003402 to #1003400 - attifyon (07/14/2014) [-]
alexanderburns confirmed for 12 year old
User avatar #1003401 to #1003400 - herecomesjohnny (07/14/2014) [-]
exactly, my god what a complex game
User avatar #1003394 to #1003389 - herecomesjohnny (07/14/2014) [-]
kotaku.com/the-gay-joke-in-far-cry-3-blood-dragon-is-harmless-or-496604699

digestive end product, these articles aren't even funny to read like IGN's anymore, this is just cringeworthy
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