You have ascended, use your powers wisely.

Place an Ice block and melt it and it will create a water source. Time for the Nether to be Forested.

*slow clap*

meh I prefer eu3 to CK2. You don't need to worry about endless civil wars from your subjects.

what game?

Crusader Kings 2

thank you

Looks like Total War.

I, too, enjoy Dr. Pepper.

Wut?

Dr. Pepper is the drink of agnostics.

I fucking hate it though

You make me sad

South park reference I believe

Also yes.

Some peoples booties are just too troubled for their own good.

He thought I was french, so I started typing Irish and he was like "I TOLD YOU HE WAS FRENCH"
He thought I was mexican too

Get at least two of the same type of scrolls and something expensive.

This man is a disgusting creature.
Please guys, we really need this.

I finally feel like I'm part of this board after missing the Star Wars Hangout by an hour because of download speeds.

And now i wait for congress to approve of diz

of course

I'll probably get red thumbed for this but who is sluge?

Yo.

A faggot

he's a user on this board

Is he annoying?

Very.

he avatarfags (look it up), with some character from Berserk, some manga i think.

I haven't done that in forever.
Get with the times.

No not really

I don't think so.

He totally wasn't copying me or anything....

well, that game is over by now. 3v5....

Veigar and a noob Ez on bot should've been an easy win. Just pissed off that fizz and jax basically threw the game.

fizz missed 8 out of the 9 ults I saw him do

Dat Darius. No escape from him, huh?

I had to go through the game without using the dungeon map and got stuck on temple... 3 I think in oracle of ages. I think those games are great, I just don't really want to use a guide and because of that moved onto other games.

Virtual Console Version by the way, forgot to state that.

What do you mean didn't do anything with the game link option?

There's an option called "Game Link" (The one where you have to link up two systems) But in the manual for the Virtual Console version, it says that the option doesn't work

I'm not exactly sure what you mean, but I distinctly remember being able to transfer things between games once one was completed. Not sure if it was through codes or link cable but the games did link. It probably only works for GBC.

It was the only way to get cool locked items and weapons.

Yeah only the code option works in VC, but the option with the link cables doesn't. I wish Nintendo incorporated a way people could have used that option on VC.

The best part of making every ruler in your empire relatives without claims to the good stuff, is that they declare war on each other all the time.

Would you recomond Crusader Kings 2?

Yes best sandbox medieval Europe game out there imo, but I would say to pirate it before you jump in because it is a pretty costly game if you go to buy it when it is not on sale.

it's on sale on amazon with all it's DLC for $15 but I'll still wait for a better discount

$15 is the best discount you'll get

You should get it while its 15$

Its like 100$ without a discount.

Defend your borders, lock up your women, ready your sons, and close down all tall buildings.
They are a force that cannot be stopped.

Until the AI forgets to lands their sons and they go into a decadence spiral.

Just checked, they are at 90%. Soon TM

My grand Kingdom of Sweden, ruled by leaders such as ShitFuck and BigDong, was unfortunately overrun by civil war and motherfucking norwegians only 110 years in.

Now I'm in Poland.

I have transcended mere poland. I am become wendish, empire of Baltic.

I've only taken one county so far. Almost took another two but for some strange reason my "casus belli is no longer valid", despite the fact that I can declare war again using the exact same casus belli.

Any idea what this is?

Maybe you went to press a claim on a female or child ruler with a weak claim, but something happened to that person to make the war void.

I couldn't be sure unless you give a screenshot.

It would be cool I quess,
I honestly couldn't give a rats ass about who voices what in league of legends,
But I doubt riot would do that.

It just hit 2,500 supporters.

but he has one of the most fucking annoying voices of any lets player ever.

Cr1tikal should voice a video game character.

even pewdiepie?

yes, pewdiepie has his accent, dunky just sound ill, all the time.

Should I make this petition HEUEUHEUHEUHEUHUHUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUEHUHEUHEUEHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEU EHUEHUHEUEHUEHEUH

Good idea.

we can only hope it'll work

here's the link

www.change.org/petitions/sluge-stop-being-a-faggot

Should have been made much sooner.

But should im make it?

do et faget

but what if they IP trace me and arrest me

1. Video tape it.
2. ?
3. Profit!

www.change.org/petitions/sluge-stop-being-a-faggot

It says the petition isn't active.

i dont want to sign in

Do it faggot

Great.
Now what?

Pray.

Do both.

Did both. Completely smashed the #1 score in CT and then turned a game around with OP Boar in League.

If NA, yes. If not, terrify some passengers.

The one time I played shadman of chenolboly, I walked into every mine and killed every dog I saw.

I haven't played since.

yeah i did the same. still a good game, just gotta invest in it a little bit,

This was on Call of Pripyat, but I went artifact hunting around this area right here.

When I was in that ship, a group of Bandits confronted me, as per the usual quest.

What was odd, was that a group of Bloodsuckers decided to tag along during the conversation, which cut it short.

And so did a group of other Loners.

It was a 3 way war (there were THAT MANY people) between Loners, Bloodsuckers, and Bandits, with the eventual Loners prevailing, with a few dozen casualties.

It was glorious.

that sounds fucking awesome.

So much loot that I couldn't move. If you have Call of Pripyat, check out MISERY. Makes the game more realistic and really chides you for not preparing your gear adequately.

It also looks beautiful as fuck.

yeah ive got both but i wanna finish SOC first. ill get around to it eventually.
thanks for the tip

I can't tell you how much I laughed.

I think you can. It was just a little, wasn't it?

I actually laughed my ass off.

Pics or it didn't happen fagt

I just gave you one

.gif =/= pic

You don't know me!
You don't know what I've been through.

wut

Demon's was pretty good, There's dedicated servers up for it and people are still playing.
I liked the level design in it more than I did in dark souls, but dark souls is better than it in every other way.
The nexus is a better hub area than firelink.
Blighttown feels like a puddle compared to the valley of defilement.

do you happen to have a ps3 and demon's souls AND be willing to help a n00b out and coop with me?

I don't have a character ready right now, my character is in ng+ at SL 60

oops, i spelled something wrong. AzusaNakanoDesu

shit..im a level 4 :/ well just add me so when i get to a level close enough maybe we could co op. shouldnt take long, ive played dark souls alot before. psn id: AzusaNakamoDesu

did you go full retard?

you can go to the store and buy the sequal for cheaper

Casuals don't play Demons souls

i beat the sequel 3 times on my xbox. which broke yesterday.

im still dissapointed in you

im sorry babe. please forgive me

log in and say that like a man.

I really wouldn't recommend that.
Demon's Souls was average at best.

Too late now. just wanted a new experience. not many games out there that i HAVEN'T tried yet.

40bucks is also quite a bit for just 2 weeks

Siren Blood Curse
Condemned 1/2
Dead space?

Silent hill collection since it acctual got the pathc that made it good

You're really not going to find many good horror games on the ps3.

Skyrim without a patch.

Sonic 06

IT'S NO FUCKING USE

Silent Hill: Downpour.

Nigga I hope you're joking

What kind of scares would i be be expecting if i get this?

Oppressive atmosphere and paranoia. Some jump scares, but not many. Mostly psychological.

ok thanks, ill look into getting it. dont have to play the other games to know whats going on, do i

F.E.A.R has some jumps
Dead space makes me jump aswell..

Dont really want jumps. kinda want the "holy shit what that fuck was that" sort of feeling.

dunno if amnesia is on ps3.
But in dead space i was like oh a necromorph corpse here, walk past
ITS ALIVE AND ATTACKED ME IN THE BACK FUK

amnesia is only for the pc. and my computer is crap, so it wont play

lol pusy

ur mums pusi was good

modnation racers

Little Big planet

Who else but you?

@OP: I guess Singularity (I guess that's what it's called) can be scary, but not by much. If you want jumps n stuff like that, go with Doom 3 BFG. Three runthroughs and some parts still make me jump.

Le pic iz me.

I liek plying storm craft 2: eye of the storm.

omg im 2 gamer gurl

but hargleblarg is a woman

ermg i am le gamurr gurll xDDD i play le call of doodyy

You think thats messed up?

My grandson started to shag his daughter when his sister-wife died.

you can do that in the middle east too

None. I just finished Peace Walker myself, last week. Just know it takes place after the snakes are born. (i think.)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

does the offer still stand? I need bioshock

If you couldbuy the STALKER bundle, which is only $1 more than Pripyat, I can give you BS:Infinite and Tomb Raider.

well today is payday so i can do that, whats your steam name?

i am Jari

Thanks a lot man ^^

i think i found you but im not sure

Send me a FR, and we can see.
My previous alias was I am *face* (a face, not the word)

steamcommunity.com/id/sexualbeefbyproduct/
there are like 900 jaris, just add me

Yes, this offer still stands.

I will gladly trade it for Chernobyl or Pripyat.

I'm not 100% sure on how trading in steam works. I have a call of pripyat I am willing to trade but I don't know if I can trade it after having played it already.

No, you cannot D:

This is disappointing. I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors.
Thanks Obama.

dude i so would have if you only posted this 2 days ago ;_;

Y u do dis to me </3

i was selling stalker COP for a couple of unusual hats and miscs. The guy canceled the trade so i ended up giving it to a friend ;_;

Brother?

DAMNIT

Can't you just pirate Call of Pripyat?

I don't want to, I want it legitimately.

Why? The company shut down.

Still want it legitimately.
I used to pirate everything, but what am I gonna use those codes for then?
I already have the games, and I'm unable to sell them.

Just give the codes away. I could use one
I could help you with Call of Pripyat, anything you could need.

A legitimate version of the game for Steam would be nice xd

You could stop deflecting. Are you telling me no one would want to get a modern game for a 3 year old game?

If you could help me out by asking some of your steam friends, that'd be great.

Then you realize I'd just go for selfish and narcissistic needs and just take the CD-Keys for myself, you know.

If you ask a friend, and then give me his steam name, how would you?

Because I'd speak to a friend who has either of those games beforehand to get you your easily pirated copy and to get me that CD-Key. It isn't hard.

How would you steam gift a pirated copy?

I'm implying that you should just pirate it and use those keys to get a better deal later on.

What could I get for them?
Do you have any offers?

Anything better than a game that goes for that cheap. You know how much money you're basically giving away? I could use your keys to get 2 season passes for 2 different games if I had them.

Well, I can get Bioshock for around €20, which is the same as Pripyat.

You're trying to trade a steam copy for an amazon copy? They're going to check both Bioshock and Tomb Raider, and see they're both around $60 on Steam. You could get so much more than a cheap copy of CoP wit a CD Key for either of those.

Well, you get steam codes with the ones you buy from internet stores here in Holland, so it really wouldn't matter too much. (Both are steam keys)

Where do I go to trade these then? I know I cant trade them on backpack.tf, since they only allow steam gifts and not keys.

You, and I, both give up with this. You simply pirate CoP, and post a status on Steam saying you have keys you want to give away for CoP. My trying to convince you is like arguing with a religious person.

It's not that I don't believe you, because you ARE right.

The fact is that I don't know where the fuck I would trade them.

Ebay is a cunt, backpack.tf doesnt allow other shit, if you could give me a site, I would gladly trade it.

I've been trying for over 4 hours now, so I'd say: yes.
There's been people who would like to, but can't.
They either already traded it away, or don't have sufficient funds.

Your $2 version on amazon requires you to have another version of either STALKER game you know. You wouldn't be able to run it anyways even if you got it.

I have another version on Steam.
Does that work or no?

It does not. The reviews others have posted about it say so.