How about a haunted voodoo cursed scout soul?

i have that

damnit.... steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198042719919 have a look through my inventory? I really want that key

Bioshock is mostly action, Dishonoured is stealth, why even compare them?

bioshock is not out yet.

Captain Obvious saves the day once more!

By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach,you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywher
e, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion.. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're fucking dead, milk-drinker.

Also, it's funny because all of those things are actually true.

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you worthless heretic? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Space Marines, and I've led an incomprehensible number of secret raids against the forces of chaos, and I have over 30 million confirmed purgings. I am trained in armored warfare and I'm the top Ultramarine in all the Space Marine Chapters. You are nothing to me but just another heretic. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this universe, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Warp? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and your powers are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bolter.

"Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Adeptus Mechanicus and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot."

Everyone's thumbing me down as if I said that maliciously...I didn't mean to hurt anyone.

where do you find these?

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=os5TXyJlEMc

what

By the Old Gods and the New, what did you fucking say about me, you little imp? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Kingsguard, I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids Beyond the Wall and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in jousting and I’m the top archer in the Seven Kingdoms. You’re as useful as nipples on a breastplate. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Westeros, my words are hardly wind. You think you can get away with sending messages like that to me with a raven? Think again, bastard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Faceless Men across Westeros and your holdfast is being scouted right now, you just woke the Dragon, bastard. The Dragon that burns up this pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, imp. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire Night’s Watch and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Seven Kingdoms, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” jape was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t you didn’t, and now you’re paying your debts, you witless fool. I will sacrifice you to the Drowned Gods. You’re fucking dead, bastard.

theelderscrolls.

What the fudge did you just fudging say about me, you little meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cub Scouts, and I've been involved in numerous games of capture the flag - in WOW, and I have over 300 confirmed kills on runescape. I am trained in debating and I'm the top player at my junior high chess club. You are nothing to me but just another godless heathen in need of Jesus' love. I will pray for your soul in a way that has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fudging words. You think you can get away with saying that sugar to me over the Internet? Think again, dumb dumb head. As we speak I am contacting my friends in the start trek club and we are thinking up a really good comeback to your meaness. After we are done you will want to change your life. You're gonna cry, kid. I post anywhere, anytime, and I can point out your shortcomings in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in debate, but I have access to the entire school supplies closet due to my duties as a hall monitor and I will use them to write a letter to my congressman to recommend that viloet games and movies not be made available to teenagers because we become big meanies like you. If only you could have known what holy and righteous repentance your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have said a Hail Mary instead. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you sinner. I will bring the wrath of grownups down upon you may even get a spanking. You're dead, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What the carajo did you only to screw he says about me, you little he complains? I will have he knows him that I graduated splits upper of my class in the Seals of the Navy, and I have participated in numerous secret travels in the Al-qaeda, and I have more than 300 confirmed killings. I am coached in the war of gorilla and I am the main sniper in the entire armed forces of US. You are not swum me but only another objective. I will wipe him the carajo was with precision the wants that never has been seen before in this Land, mark my words of crap. It thinks that can flee with saying that crap to me on the Internet? It be chirped again, screw. As we speak contact my secret network of spies through the US and its IP is outlined at this time so prepares better for the storm, the worm. The storm that annihilates the thing small pathetic flame its life. It screws dead, the boy. I can be wherever, at any moment, and I can kill him in more than seven hundred ways, and that is only with my discovered hands. Do not only be I coached extensively in the battle disarmed, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the marines U.S. and I will utilize it to its full extension to wipe its miserable burro of the face of the continent, you small shits. If only it would be able to have known what suffers deserved impious its comment "ready" small was on the verge of descending on you, perhaps would have had the tongue of crap. But you do not be able, you did not do, and now pays the price, you idiotic damned. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. It screws dead, the boy.

By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach,you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywher
e, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion..You are nothing to me but just another godless heathen in need of Jesus' love. I will pray for your soul in a way that has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fudging words. You think you can get away with saying that sugar to me over the Internet? Think again, dumb dumb head. As we speak I am contacting my friends in the start trek club and we are thinking up a really good comeback to your meaness. After we are done you will want to change your life. You're gonna cry, kid. I post anywhere, anytime, and I can point out your shortcomings in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're fucking dead, milk-drinker.

What the Marklar did you just fucking say about Marklar, you little Marklar? I’ll have you know Marklar graduated top of my class in the Navy Marklars, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Marklar , and I have over 300 confirmed Marklars. I am trained in Marklar warfare and I’m the top Marklar in the entire Marklar armed Marklars. You are nothing to Marklar but just another Marklar. Marklar will Marklar you the fuck out with Marklar the likes of which has never been Marklar before on this Marklar, mark my Marklar words. You think you can get away with saying that Marklar to me over the Marklar? Think again, Marklar. As we speak I am contacting my Marklar network of Marklar across the Marklar and your Marklar is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Marklar, Marklar. The Marklar that wipes out the pathetic little Marklar you call your Marklar. You’re fucking Marklar, Marklar. Marklar can be Marklar, Marklar, and Marklar can Marklar you in over Marklar hundred ways, and that’s just with my Marklar. Not only am I extensively trained in Marklar combat, but I have access to the entire Marklar of the Marklar States Marklar Corps and Marklar will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Marklar off the face of the Marklar, you little Marklar. If only Marklar could have known what unholy Marklar your little “Marklar” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Marklar. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the Marklar, you goddamn Marklar. I will Marklar fury all over you and you will Marklar in it. You’re fucking Marklar, Marklar.

STAHP

What in tarnation did you just say about me hombre? I’ll have you reckon I learn’t me real good in the old west, and I’ve been on more prairies hogtyin me heathens than you know bout buddy. I done wrastled me up 300 scoundrels, and I know how to use this here 6 shooter everwhich way! Im sheriff in these here parts, Consarnit! You ain’t nothin to me but another dagnum yellabelly. I’ll clean your clock rightfast, and you won’t reckon what hit ya, now you listen good, you think you can come round here and tell me whatfer? Well you better think again damn it, right as we speak my possie is closing in, tracking your there computer all across this here frontier. And you better git while the gittins good. Yesir, you better amscre compdre, fore were forced ta get mean, or you’ll be six feet under by sunup. Yesir now we can duel like gentlemen or I can use ol’betsy here to shoot the smile right off yer face 6 ,9 to 1 ways from sunday. Not only do I have with me here these pistols but being law and order round here i got me a whole heep o’ guns and I’ll use em if need be. I think if you only knew what snakes you were winding up, youda came wearing gloves partner. But ya could’t, ya didn’t and now mister, you’re gonna pay the price dag-gumit, It’s gona be raining bullets like cats and dogs all over here in a minute. You’re a goner partner.

wat r u doin

What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you godd¬amn fool. I shall s¬hit fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.

Cause we played Bishock Infinite for all we know it COULD end up being worse than duke nukem forever who knows

'end up being worse than duke nukem forever''
That's absolute bullshit, Bioshock isn't full of corny one liners and no story what so ever

it could hardley doubt it

Squid, by any chance living near antrim?

Nope, That's in ireland right?

Yep

I'm close kind of I live in scotland.

Eh the Last Advance Wars I didn't like nearly as much as the GBA and Dual Strike, but I do love those games a great joy. Did you know that the Advance War's series changes the Prefix of their titled based on the system they are on (up till the DS that is.)

No I didn't. Eh, each installment had it's own pros and cons. I liked DoR because of the atmosphere, but the older ones are a lot funner.

Yeah I think that was my problem with it that they changed the usual atmosphere of it. I mean it was good in its own right but I was hoping for more of the "zany" that earlier installments had.

It looks of either phantasy star or Lost planet revolution..

I'm down for that

I'll join if you get a team going, but I find that joining a full server works the best for the sheer amount of people. If you get a server with greifers just switch then.

Recently i started playing a game called vindictus, its a hack n slash mmorpg. It is made with source engine, which enchances everyfucking thing. the game isint that popular tho.

Guild Wars 2 is pretty entertaining.

Play Lord of the Rings Online with me!
No one ever wants to play it but its so fun

I've heard good things about Guild Wars 2.

Guild wars 2 is a great game with terrible progression. You get all of your skills at 30 except for like 2 of the elite skills. After that it is just playing to get gear and get trait points.

runescape

when was the last time that was posted

Oh god I want to start playing it again.

i think i should too

thats why you play free roam and have gud time

that i do, just got an explosive rifle and hunted down this guy. twice. then he shot me in the face with his golden rifle. twice.

cause you got no #swag

1 min.

You all might win, but I'm just glad to find another good let's player out there, more internet procrastination!

i got this in the bag

Don't even attempt to win, for i will be victorious

but you don't even praise the sun god

u r 1 cheeky kunt i swear i will wrek u i swaer on my mums life
do u evn lift? I lift 50 punds

to bd eur mom ways 500lb adn i cn stll lft hr

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the nigga, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Oh so you bringin out the big guns and callin me a nigga huh? Well you bes be ready for the fury i will unlease upon your anus when i win this

we will see

yes prease.

Whats yo nigga ass steam name?

TheAwesomeCouch

It says you already have KF, or is that a guest pass also?

i have killinkg floor. i want the guest pass for a friend.

Ah right, you need to accept my friend request though

ill take it

Everyone got.

Those who had Dota 2 got 2 invites.

Oh ok, thanks

Found it for anyone else that was wondering dishonored.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Books

hurr google durr cunt

hurr durr allready tried hurr durr ass

>implying he was for real

http://www.valvesoftware.com/linuxsurvey.php
blogs.valvesoftware.com/linux/beta-late-than-never-3/
Heres links to make it easier

oh wow thanks anon

Your voice is a little deeper than his so ill give it a
7/10 made me smile

Because you're so rapeable that's why

Because he can do sexy flips and you can't.

But my zweihander is +15 :(

Doesn't matter. His Abyss Greatsword is +FuckYou

You on PC or console?

Console
got it on xbox360 most of my friends play 360
but i did play demons souls

Dat gamertag
I'll play with you for a bit
Gt: CrimsonCreaper

Why not just put them all into one folder and then change their Icons?

I cant change icons for them because they are not supported by windows unless there is some other program to do it with.

yes?

the person in the trade wants your hat for 2 keys

i dont have that hat

Oh, I had thought you did, I remember seeing it in the trade when you were asking for a game.

that was a different one, but i already traded the one i had anyways

HHH huehuehuehuehueheuheuhhueheuehuehuehuehueheuheuheuheuheuheuehuehueheuheuheuheuhe uheuehuehueheuheuehuehuehueheuheuheuehuehuehheuehhueheuehueuheuehueheuheuheuheu than i dont know

Me too man....two days of because the hurricane... My computer had to fuck up the day before -__-

Why?

why no computer? Old one is busted and won't get my new one till like Thursday or Friday at the earliest