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#854477 - huemynue (03/06/2014) [-]
MAN Just played the best game I have ever played in Mogul
User avatar #854532 to #854477 - yutdollacwwwthree (03/06/2014) [-]
Wow. I remember in 2k12 making a guy who had over 300 hits and 100 home runs in a season while hitting over .600

Now THAT was fun.
User avatar #854478 to #854477 - fezuargo (03/06/2014) [-]
The Rockies are my absolute favorite sports team. This is beautiful
User avatar #854479 to #854478 - huemynue (03/06/2014) [-]
And after this blowout and 7th game in a row we lose 2 in a row to the same team in the picture
User avatar #854470 - drooms (03/06/2014) [-]
Whoever designed Ghost 'n Goblins should be burned on a stick
User avatar #854476 to #854470 - burningdash (03/06/2014) [-]
i still cant stop thinking about Call of Duty when i see your admin badge
User avatar #854484 to #854476 - drooms (03/06/2014) [-]
I could always disable it if it bothers you that much
User avatar #854487 to #854484 - burningdash (03/06/2014) [-]
never said it bothered me... i just find it funny, because CoD is a shit tier game
User avatar #854535 to #854487 - drooms (03/06/2014) [-]
Well I'm a shit tier user so I guess it fits
User avatar #854881 to #854880 - burningdash (03/06/2014) [-]
<3*
fuck my typing
#854488 to #854487 - Womens Study Major (03/06/2014) [-]
>CoD
>shit tier
User avatar #854504 to #854488 - burningdash (03/06/2014) [-]
mincraft very cool
User avatar #854448 - ilbacondeity (03/06/2014) [-]
Just finished stick of truth... mmm, mmm... Must play. Game is gold, guys.
User avatar #854463 to #854448 - burningdash (03/06/2014) [-]
best arguments to make people play the game

all ive heard is that its short and have a bad replaybility for the price
User avatar #854465 to #854463 - ilbacondeity (03/06/2014) [-]
I wouldn't blame people for wanting to wait till a price drop. But in the game's defense, I rushed a little bit. Finished it on my days off, essentially. The price is honestly in the experience. If it was anything BUT south park, I'd blam this game too... But the laughs, and jokes, and experience, and fighting giant fetus nazi zombies is worth it... The replayability, meh... I always play as a thief/assassin in any game, nothing else interests me, really. So I can't say shit about that.
User avatar #854466 to #854465 - burningdash (03/06/2014) [-]
what i ment is that youre posting...
"Must play. Game is gold, guys "
instead of this, you was able to state pros and cons
User avatar #854468 to #854466 - ilbacondeity (03/06/2014) [-]
I still don't get what you're trying to say.
User avatar #854469 to #854468 - burningdash (03/06/2014) [-]
you say the game is good without stating what parts of its thats good in the main post
next time, id recomand you to state what parts of it you liked... like the gameplay or humour etc
User avatar #854471 to #854469 - ilbacondeity (03/06/2014) [-]
Okay, I'd really rather not. Not to sound like a dick, but I didn't post this as a review caring about what the readers thought. I just finished the game and wanted to share the elation.

You want pro's and cons? The entire time I played I was laughing, the experience of the game is one of a kind, the entire package of the game is simply good. The gameplay is solid and simple with some nice strategy in the roleplaying aspects of the game. If you like south park, you'll feel like you're interacting with a 12 hour long episode of South Park, and any south park fan will want that.

On the other hand, although I believe they deserve the money for the experience they gave me, I wouldn't blame people for wanting to wait for a price drop. The game isn't terribly short, especially for those who don't rush and take in the environment and jokes and look for every nook and cranny. like I said, I finished it in 10 hours completing almost everything and I rushed. An ordinary gamer would probably spend 15+ hours on the game. And that's not very short. Albeit, like everyone else says, there's not really that much in the game that would give cause to replay it more than once, except maybe to try out what the fuck the Jew class is. As well, as mentioned in the IGN review, besides the obvious skills, the classes aren't really all that different, i mean, any class can wear anything and use anything. So that's a little weird. Honestly those are my only problems with the game, I don't really care to go back to play it over again, and the classes are barely diverse.

But as I said, on the other hand, the entire game is a South Park episode. If you like south park, you NEED to play this and pay money for it. Simple as that. The experience of the entire game carries it from the starting guitar riff to the credits song. period.
User avatar #854473 to #854471 - burningdash (03/06/2014) [-]
i might have been a bit direct above, but im tired of people posting this on hyped games...

its like atleast 5 posts on the board the day the game comes out about that someone completed it and that it was good/bad

i just want people to make the post worth reading instead of junk about how someone liked a game.

because the moment people realise noone online care about opinions... the post is plain junk

dont take this personal, youre the one i give this post to... but its something people in general gotta improve...
User avatar #854474 to #854473 - ilbacondeity (03/06/2014) [-]
No one knows what you want.

And few care if no one cares about their opinion. Have you seen tumblr? That shit is a cesspool. But I don't care. I didn't take it personally. People could thumb me down or ignore my post. And apparently, you cared enough to ask me what was good and what was bad. And I gave you my opinion.
User avatar #854475 to #854474 - burningdash (03/06/2014) [-]
well, i enjoyed reading the post you made about pros/cons about the game
if people made more of those more often, this board had becomed better

fuck tumblr, thats the reason i stay at VGB and not tumblr
User avatar #854462 to #854448 - sannukas ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
Did you do all the sidequests?
i'm about 4-5 hours in and i just got off the alien space ship
how much more do i have left?
User avatar #854467 to #854462 - ilbacondeity (03/06/2014) [-]
Almost. I have the Hobo Problem, and the hide and seek sidequests left. Where you are right now, don't worry. You've got come some time to go, you're about a third of the way through.
User avatar #854451 to #854448 - huemynue (03/06/2014) [-]
Must be a short game
User avatar #854452 to #854451 - ilbacondeity (03/06/2014) [-]
I finished with exactly 10 hours on the clock.
User avatar #854458 to #854452 - squalllionhart (03/06/2014) [-]
i think i'll wait to pick it up for 40 dollars
User avatar #854464 to #854458 - ilbacondeity (03/06/2014) [-]
Well, I rushed a bit, to finish off the collectibles I'd probably give it another 2 hours or so... But I won't blame you for waiting, honestly. But they still deserve the money regardless.
User avatar #854656 to #854464 - squalllionhart (03/06/2014) [-]
i completely agree they do deserve money for it but 60 dollars is just a bit much for it imo i was hoping for a 40 dollar price point from the start and with other games coming out that i really want i'm just not willing to shell out 60 dollars for it
User avatar #855014 to #854656 - ilbacondeity (03/06/2014) [-]
Get it when you can then. It's worth experiencing, period.
User avatar #854455 to #854452 - huemynue (03/06/2014) [-]
So I should probably wait for a price drop is what your saying?
User avatar #854461 to #854455 - ilbacondeity (03/06/2014) [-]
To be honest, the entire experience was fantastic. Plenty of jokes, plenty of in-jokes, quips, laughs, everything. It was simply a great experience. To get all the collectibles and finish off the two missions that I didn't finish that require "finding" shit, I'd probably tack on another 2 hours on there give or take....

In the end, I think they deserve the money, but, I wouldn't blame you for waiting for a slight price drop.
User avatar #854450 to #854448 - adunsaveme (03/06/2014) [-]
no it isn't
User avatar #854453 to #854450 - ilbacondeity (03/06/2014) [-]
Why's that?
#854472 to #854453 - Womens Study Major (03/06/2014) [-]
Because it's Adunfagme.
#854414 - reaperoxide (03/06/2014) [-]
After finishing all 4 routes i'm going to go through in KS (I don't like Lilly at all and I didn't make an enemy for life on the KS channel just to let him win), I think it's time I made my list of best girls including background characters.

Suzu > Rin = Emi > Misha = Saki > Hanako > Shizune > Lilly the Terrible

I'm interested as to what your favorites are and I'm even more intrested to see what you think about my dislike towards Lilly, last time I made hostile comments about her I made an enemy for life which was pretty funny. www.funnyjunk.com/channel/katawashoujo/Suzu+is+Best/NkxzGAx/1#1
User avatar #854490 to #854414 - Gonnafly (03/06/2014) [-]
Emi > Didn't play any others >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hanako.

Hanako was so bad I don't wanna play it again at risk of having to read her stupid fucking dialouge again.
User avatar #854445 to #854414 - huemynue (03/06/2014) [-]
Are Suzu and Saki new??


Also Emi>>>All
User avatar #854456 to #854445 - reaperoxide (03/06/2014) [-]
Also I really liked Emi as well but Rin will always be No.1.
User avatar #854486 to #854456 - adunsaveme (03/06/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #854457 to #854456 - huemynue (03/06/2014) [-]
I've only done Emi's and Hanakos paths, so i'm biased, After I finished Emi's path I got really depressed BUT I started a killer workout routine that stopped after I hit milestones(fastest mile ever) (Lost like 10-15 pounds)


I should replay it but I really don't want to be that depressed again.
User avatar #854460 to #854457 - reaperoxide (03/06/2014) [-]
Yea the first 2 routes I did upset me for a few days, eventually I got over it and played the others because the stories are just to good to pass up. I doubt they will have the same effect as the first times you played it. But that could just be me.
User avatar #854454 to #854445 - reaperoxide (03/06/2014) [-]
Suzu is a background character, she is in Hisaos class and there is a very well written fanfiction by Sicissorlips. ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=52&t=6192

Saki is another background character she was part of a April fools joke by 4LS and there have also been fanfictions around her since then. katawashoujo.blogspot.com.au/2011/04/announcement-future-plans.html
User avatar #854426 to #854414 - adunsaveme (03/06/2014) [-]
This board is for videogames, not anime slideshows
User avatar #854432 to #854426 - reaperoxide (03/06/2014) [-]
KS is as much a game as The Walking Dead or and Telltale game for that matter, you make the choices that actually change the outcome of the game unlike Telltale where you end up in the same place no matter what you chose to do.
User avatar #854436 to #854432 - adunsaveme (03/06/2014) [-]
Good for TWD. I didn't say that was a game, either. But it still has more interaction than KS.
User avatar #854438 to #854436 - reaperoxide (03/06/2014) [-]
Quick time events are interaction? Last I checked no one played Telltale for the QTE. The point is you're false in saying it isn't a game.
User avatar #854439 to #854438 - adunsaveme (03/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, QTEs are interaction. There's also a controllable camera in a 3D view and an almost rail-shooter kind of action mechanic in some parts.

It's lame and kinda boring, sure, but still far more interaction than a slideshow with music.
User avatar #854440 to #854439 - reaperoxide (03/06/2014) [-]
The way you're arguing you're acknowledging that it is interaction which is the definition of Video Games. Just because there is less interaction doesn't make it any less of a game.

"A video game is an electronic game that involves human interaction with a user interface to generate visual feedback on a video device." - Wikipedia

"A game played by electronically manipulating images produced by a computer program on a monitor or other display." - Oxford Dictionaries

"An electronic or computerized game played by manipulating images on a video display or television screen." - Thefreedictionary

www.thefreedictionary.com/video+game

www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/video-game

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_game
#854443 to #854440 - Womens Study Major (03/06/2014) [-]
I'd say the main difference would be that in KS there is no fail state unlike in TWD, there are only bad ends but no ultimate failure you can click the speech options at random and you will not fail just receive some other ending.
of course what is a video game and what isn't is different to about everyone.
personally i don't consider KS a video game.
User avatar #854446 to #854443 - reaperoxide (03/06/2014) [-]
There is a scenario where you die. Either way, personally I like Telltale games I don't like how people harp on about having all these different choices and how it is different for everyone that plays through it, when in reality everyone who plays it ends up at the same place. I;m waiting for the game that has choices that have much more dramatic consequences things that actually change the story, puts you in a different position significantly changes the story. For example Mass Effect 2 and 3, in the second game it is possible for characters to die and then not show up in the third, with them missing and being as close to Shepard as they were they would have influenced a lot more choices or different choices that lead in the opposite direction of what would be influenced if they weren't there and hence end at opposite sides of the world. Something like this would be nearly impossible to manage considering how far off they are to each other and such, but that is my idea of true choice.

In the end I consider KS a game not just because of the interaction and choices, but because of the experience I had with the game and the fun I had playing it.
User avatar #854442 to #854440 - adunsaveme (03/06/2014) [-]
If I made a powerpoint slideshow with some text and images and a crap story, you'd probably call that a game. I wouldn't.
User avatar #854424 to #854414 - spawnconnery (03/06/2014) [-]
Everyone I know who played KS didn't like Lilly, it seems to be a common opinion.
User avatar #854430 to #854424 - burningdash (03/06/2014) [-]
after what ive heard, it seemed like everyone liked hanako
or emi
User avatar #854433 to #854430 - spawnconnery (03/06/2014) [-]
Yeah they're the only ones I played through then I went online and saw that they're pretty much everyone's favorites.
User avatar #854459 to #854433 - burningdash (03/06/2014) [-]
i played honest tru it, with no walktrught
ended up getting hanakos bad ending, i check shit up later on to figure, then i redid it to do har good ending...

but as said, this VN was to make you figure what type of girl you like...
User avatar #854428 to #854424 - reaperoxide (03/06/2014) [-]
Tell that to azumeow lol. I don't like how formal her speech is or the way she looks. Something I realized from this game is that I like shortish hair such as Suzu in the picture or Rin and Emi's is short as well. I also don't like how she is always drinking Tea, so annoying.
User avatar #854429 to #854428 - spawnconnery (03/06/2014) [-]
Oh well the people I know dislike her because she's a bitch or something on her route, haven't played it myself.
User avatar #854400 - samous (03/06/2014) [-]
the south park looks realy cool, I saw a few people play it and it seems my kind of games.
User avatar #854449 to #854400 - ilbacondeity (03/06/2014) [-]
Just finished it. It's gold, a must play... As much as I'm ashamed to say I pirated it, I will buy it when I can afford it. They deserve it.
User avatar #854441 to #854400 - sannukas ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
Ye, it's very cool
like really really cool
User avatar #854403 to #854400 - burningdash (03/06/2014) [-]
seems way to overpriced for the gameplay within IMO
#854405 to #854403 - samous (03/06/2014) [-]
I guess... I agree...maybe...
User avatar #854406 to #854405 - burningdash (03/06/2014) [-]
pirate is the best
User avatar #854413 to #854408 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
le téléchargement hon hon hon
User avatar #854417 to #854413 - samous (03/06/2014) [-]
hon hon hon
souss paque ze stik of trus
hon hon hon
User avatar #854418 to #854417 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
trey parkour hon hon
User avatar #854421 to #854418 - samous (03/06/2014) [-]
baguette aumlette au romage honhon
User avatar #854399 - spawnconnery (03/06/2014) [-]
Abyss Odyssey reveal trailer Aw yiss
User avatar #854497 to #854399 - attifyon (03/06/2014) [-]
I can imagine the thought proccess behind that name
Guy 1-"Gimme a big word!"
Guy 2-"uhh how about abyss?"
1-"Nice, another!"
2-"well, odyssey?"
1-"Good enough!"
#854640 to #854497 - spawnconnery (03/06/2014) [-]
I was not aware &quot;abyss&quot; was a big word
I was not aware "abyss" was a big word
User avatar #854401 to #854399 - ianistheman (03/06/2014) [-]
Chilean pride
User avatar #854402 to #854401 - spawnconnery (03/06/2014) [-]
If this game is half as good as it looks then you oughtta be swelled up as fuck
User avatar #854404 to #854402 - spawnconnery (03/06/2014) [-]
with pride
User avatar #854419 to #854404 - ianistheman (03/06/2014) [-]
They have made cool games before too, rock of ages and zeno clash.
User avatar #854422 to #854419 - spawnconnery (03/06/2014) [-]
Yeah I played a bit of the first Zenoclash, it was interesting
User avatar #854423 to #854422 - ianistheman (03/06/2014) [-]
I agree, strange but quite awesome.
#854396 - huntergriff ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
I just met a religious fanatic on GTA Online, he was spouting about the end of the world.

message 1: "4 blood moons 2014` 2015. The worlds over. EVERYONE LOOK IT UP. SPREAD THE TRUTH. CHRIST RETURNS FOR US"

message 2: "God. is ending the world."

Message 3: "those ARE lies. THE 4 blood moons are rising."

message 4: "blood moon rises 1 time in 500 years. we have 4"

message 5: "youll never believe gods message. enough with you peoples swearing. i must teach more people.Bye"

Message 6: "I will tell you one thing. DO NOT enter a text. When you see the Add.. Love jesus FOREVER"
User avatar #854389 - teratorn (03/06/2014) [-]
Does anyone know where can i download minecraft?
#854550 to #854394 - Womens Study Major (03/06/2014) [-]
very comedy
much gold
so original
wow
User avatar #854384 - Deathborne (03/06/2014) [-]
anyone play mighty quest for epic loot? if so, any tips?
#854378 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #854387 to #854378 - noobnage (03/06/2014) [-]
eheheehehehehehe
User avatar #854386 to #854378 - burningdash (03/06/2014) [-]
cod of dooty baest gaim
#854383 to #854381 - thycupcake ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
I have no idea why he has gotten so poplar recently
I have no idea why he has gotten so poplar recently
User avatar #854444 to #854383 - godshandshake (03/06/2014) [-]
i need all of his videos and where to find him :o
#854385 to #854383 - danield (03/06/2014) [-]
Because its cheap and easy to make tyrone say stupid shit even though hes a minister
Because its cheap and easy to make tyrone say stupid shit even though hes a minister
User avatar #854407 to #854385 - awesomedewd (03/06/2014) [-]
Is that a guys?
That's guy?
Right?
A guy?
User avatar #854374 - powerglove (03/06/2014) [-]
Grand Theft Auto 5 OST - The Agency Heist
this fucking song though
User avatar #854373 - zomgroflmao (03/06/2014) [-]
Picked up Warlock master of the arcane when it was one sale. LOVE it. its like civ with mo fucking mythical creatures. Nothing says lets be friendly nations like a dracolich and some undead liches at your capitals door step.
User avatar #854409 to #854373 - awesomedewd (03/06/2014) [-]
Go get Fallen Enchantress: Legendary Heroes!
#854370 - widsquard (03/06/2014) [-]
Ok i got 20 dollarts steam cred and Im looking for a good co-op shooter. Any suggetions?
#854372 to #854370 - Womens Study Major (03/06/2014) [-]
killing floor
#854366 - megapepsifreak (03/06/2014) [-]
I'm bored as fuck

what gun should I farm for in bl2?
#854520 to #854366 - zhitman (03/06/2014) [-]
Get to the a CHOPPER
They're awesome

pic related
User avatar #854363 - adunsaveme (03/06/2014) [-]
how do k/d ratios work?
I've got a 1.4 k/d in bf4. I die a lot, so I'm assuming it's bad.
User avatar #854388 to #854363 - burningdash (03/06/2014) [-]
its basicly how many kills you get average each death

1000 kills and 500 deaths = 2K/D
every kill will make it higher, and every death will drag it down again
User avatar #854392 to #854388 - adunsaveme (03/06/2014) [-]
So can you tell me the math behind my k/d? Because I'm awful with numbers.

Is it one kill per four deaths as I previously assumed?
User avatar #854393 to #854392 - burningdash (03/06/2014) [-]
1.4 = av average of 1,4 kills each death...
if you killed 1400 enemies, you died around 1000 times
1.4 is basicly 14 kills each 10 death
User avatar #854395 to #854393 - adunsaveme (03/06/2014) [-]
I guess that's not as bad as I thought it was.
User avatar #854397 to #854395 - burningdash (03/06/2014) [-]
everything over 1 is positive...
everything between 0 and 1 is negative...
so ye...
User avatar #854398 to #854397 - adunsaveme (03/06/2014) [-]
Cool. I thought my wavering performance might show.
#854376 to #854363 - gtastuntdude ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
Kills divided by deaths. 10K 8D = 1.25K/D
#854368 to #854363 - widsquard (03/06/2014) [-]
each death halves your kills

e.g. 10 kills 1 death = 5 k/d
10 kills 2 deaths = 2.5 k/d
User avatar #854379 to #854368 - azumeow (03/06/2014) [-]
No... that's not how it works. It's kills divided by death, as gta said.
10kills/1death= 10k/d
10kills/2deaths= 5k/d
#854411 to #854379 - widsquard (03/06/2014) [-]
righto i was thinkoing about cod
basicly (adunsaveme) just divide your kills by your deaths
User avatar #854371 to #854368 - adunsaveme (03/06/2014) [-]
I understood none of that.

Does that mean four deaths per kill? That's a new record.
User avatar #854360 - Grom (03/06/2014) [-]
gonna start saving to build my first computer
don't no shit about computers
can someone walk me through what I need? I'm willing to spend around $500 for a computer that can run games decently well, doesn't need to be ultra high graphics, just enough for me to play modern games my current laptop can hardly run Fable: Lost Chapters at high res .
plz don't link me to that pcpartpicker site, because I have no idea what I'm looking at when I try that
User avatar #854364 to #854361 - Grom (03/06/2014) [-]
thank you
#854351 - widsquard (03/06/2014) [-]
So. ive got 20 steam credit (aus$) and i dont know what to get. i was looking at van helsing but it looks like a big zerg rush to me. any suggestions?
User avatar #854410 to #854351 - awesomedewd (03/06/2014) [-]
Zomboid
User avatar #854377 to #854351 - ianistheman (03/06/2014) [-]
Buy as many copies of bad rats as you can.
User avatar #854349 - youngneil (03/06/2014) [-]
I finally decided to start a Sorcerer on Dark Souls today after believing for the longest time that Sorcerers are pussies and after I realized that my main character is shit. I really pooped all over his stats, so he's pretty useless. Anyway, I play through the tutorial, and then blow through everything else with ease. Why is this so easy? I rang the first bell I think within 20 minutes without any summons. I feel like I'm finally playing the game the right way.

Time to get the Moonlight Butterfly Horn and shit all over the PvP.
User avatar #854499 to #854349 - Gonnafly (03/06/2014) [-]
Magic is OP as hell the entire game with the exception of manus and gwyn.
User avatar #854511 to #854499 - thycupcake ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
Well maybe Manus, but Gwyn can be killed rather easily just by using homing crystal soulmass over and over again
#854382 to #854349 - thycupcake ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
Take a note that sorceries are better the farther you go, as your INT goes up.
Also if you're looking for over 40 INT (Crystal soul spear needs 46, does around 900 damage), you should try to get logan's catalyst.

I've only played through the game once as a sorcerer, and I can assure you, it isn't that easy, As your melee damage will be pitiful all game long (unless you get one of the magic weapons, which you can't get immediately (I'd say you get the moonlight greatsword, it has S INT scaling)), you'll be squishier than I am with my current dex / faith build, and will probably have no poise.

Also you should learn how to pull off the tumblebuff glitch if you want to have some extra fun with the magic weapons.
User avatar #854522 to #854382 - youngneil (03/06/2014) [-]
At the moment, I have the Wolf Ring so I actually have at least a small amount of poise. And once I find Logan I think that Homing Soulmass would help me immensely.
And where do I find Logan again? I found most of the NPC's on my first character but a lot of them I found by accident. I only remember where I found Patches, Lautrec, and the Sorcerer dude. Is he the one in Sens Fortress?
#854523 to #854522 - thycupcake ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
Logan is inside a cage, in Sen's fortress
While going through the normal path to advance in Sen's, before the first boulder (right before it in fact), there's a snakeman resting against the wall, Logan is behind him
You can stand between the snake and the wall, make sure he's close to it, and block his attacks.
He'll eventually do a jab/stab attack which will break the wall open, so that you can go behind him.

You could also redirect the boulders in that direction, but the way with the snake takes less time, so I'd recommend doing that more.

I hope you have the master key to unlock his cage (and unlock the one with the soul of a hero in it), because I have no clue where the key you'd normally need is (You can buy it from Domhall of Zena if you don't have the master key, it's very useful (he's on the part of the bridge that leads to the undead burg, when at firelink shrine, you need to jump over to the bridge, you can see a corpse from afar to show where he is (there is a ring of sacrifice there)). Also he moves there once you've rung both bells of awakening, and only sells the master key once he's moved there.

Also you should murder Lautrec before ringing the second bell of awakening, or he'll kill the firekeeper at firelink, and you'll have to kill him by invading him in Anor Londo to get her soul back (with a ring of FaP and Anastacia of Astora's set); you can just kick him off the ledge he is sitting right next to, near Anastacia. Ring of FaP is rather useful, too.
User avatar #854498 to #854382 - Gonnafly (03/06/2014) [-]
You can get a magic weapon +5 before fighting the gargoyles.
User avatar #854480 to #854382 - gorilladinn (03/06/2014) [-]
okai then not veraduck
#854481 to #854480 - thycupcake ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
His current account is Tohya, not sure how you can really mistake us, honestly.
User avatar #854509 to #854481 - gorilladinn (03/06/2014) [-]
I didnt. I'm saying that he's the expert on drak sols
not u
#854962 to #854510 - tohya (03/06/2014) [-]
Magic is for BITCHES as I main the MLGS Major League Great Sword
User avatar #854369 to #854349 - burningdash (03/06/2014) [-]
its your 2nd char, you have learned the enemies, aswell as spells being pretty strong agains every boss ingame...
that kinda explains it...
i got to anor londo it like around 2 hours, because i know the game now
User avatar #854362 to #854349 - phantomeins ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
outside of abyss magic and weapon buffs sorceries are bad in pvp. Very easy to dodge and the long casting times opens you up to be killed by roll backstabs.

Dex/int builds work best, since dexterity increases casting times (stops at around 40), and you're able to buff fast swinging weapons with some good spells.
User avatar #854380 to #854362 - thycupcake ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
The main reason sorceries can work in high level pvp is because of latency
A good number of times have I been killed instantly by crystal homing soulmass / any other homing magic even having rolled through it
User avatar #854344 - iamcanadian (03/06/2014) [-]
Folks.....It's happened to the best of us.
You're sent to do a simple task. Could be finish a lap in a certain time, kill a boss or even collect something.
But you fail that task. No biggy, just do it again. Then it happens once more. Pffft..3rd times the charm. then it happens again.....and again....and AGAIN.
then it happens. You are getting overly frustrated by this one simple task that is out of your reach. You throw your controller. Then you hit your breaking point.
You rage quit.
User avatar #854412 to #854344 - awesomedewd (03/06/2014) [-]
> play game
> fail task
> rage once
> fail again
> rage once more, but louder
> fail again and again and again...

And after a few fails I got the controller from my ex so that I finish that fuckn' easy part for.


Why are you all such casual plebs.
User avatar #854353 to #854344 - Riukanojutsu (03/06/2014) [-]
>start up emulator
>start playing
>get gamer over'd once
>close emulator
>go back to browsing the internet

evertim
#854354 to #854353 - DeathclawRulez (03/06/2014) [-]
i do the same thing
#854352 to #854344 - hirollin (03/06/2014) [-]
everytime that happens i quit for the day than come back the next day and usually accomplish the task on my first try. its uncanny how well taking a break works.    
   
I remember one time this guy came over to my house and deleted my donkey kong country  save file that had like everything accomplished on it and I punched him in the face.
everytime that happens i quit for the day than come back the next day and usually accomplish the task on my first try. its uncanny how well taking a break works.

I remember one time this guy came over to my house and deleted my donkey kong country save file that had like everything accomplished on it and I punched him in the face.
User avatar #854345 to #854344 - iamcanadian (03/06/2014) [-]
This paragraph has led to this:

Video game board, what game has made you rage so badly you had to turn it off and punch a wall?
User avatar #854415 to #854345 - awesomedewd (03/06/2014) [-]
Games itself never make me rage.
It's people online that make me rage.
Games are easy.
People are idiots.
User avatar #854367 to #854345 - squalllionhart (03/06/2014) [-]
kingdom hearts final mix on proud mode
though i normally just shut it off and angrily browse the internet while cussing under my breath
User avatar #854350 to #854345 - youngneil (03/06/2014) [-]
Well, I get lost in games a lot and end up putting the controller down and crying myself to sleep or until I finally realize the way out.
#854348 to #854345 - Womens Study Major (03/06/2014) [-]
None of that would happen if you just
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User avatar #854347 to #854345 - tylosaurus ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
None.
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