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User avatar #1014310 - giinthir (07/27/2014) [-]
I need help in the Dark Souls 2 dlc, this singing bitch is driving me crazy. I'm on 360 and I'm level 104.
#1014344 to #1014310 - exalt (07/27/2014) [-]
Damn I'm 150, I thought you were farther ahead of me
#1014346 to #1014345 - exalt (07/27/2014) [-]
Damn man and I thought I was behind, but it's cool
User avatar #1014334 to #1014310 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
I actually could help...but my 360 isn't in my room.
And I ain't got the DLC.
User avatar #1014341 to #1014334 - gorilladinn (07/27/2014) [-]
and ur also exceptionally casul
User avatar #1014313 to #1014310 - adunsaveme (07/27/2014) [-]
tell her she sucks
#1014315 to #1014313 - giinthir (07/27/2014) [-]
No but...real help.
No but...real help.
#1014285 - gorilladinn (07/27/2014) [-]
no slave
i have no doubt of within you now get of it
User avatar #1014441 to #1014285 - dragondust (07/27/2014) [-]
Shit, no one is safe
#1014316 to #1014285 - adunsaveme (07/27/2014) [-]
this needs more vidya related
User avatar #1014290 to #1014285 - finblob (07/27/2014) [-]
you guys better not be talking shit about me over there
User avatar #1014297 to #1014290 - Gonnafly ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
This is like 3 and a half months old.
User avatar #1014300 to #1014297 - adunsaveme (07/27/2014) [-]
you guys better not have been talking shit about him over there
User avatar #1014318 to #1014300 - Gonnafly ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
We don't have enough time, we're too busy being a hierarchy.
User avatar #1014319 to #1014318 - adunsaveme (07/27/2014) [-]
How can you have a hierarchy if all of you are peasants?
User avatar #1014321 to #1014319 - Gonnafly ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Because of the super peasants
User avatar #1014299 to #1014297 - finblob (07/27/2014) [-]
I bet they said tons of shit about me in those 3 and a half months.
User avatar #1014301 to #1014299 - Gonnafly ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
9/10 conversations are how much we look up to you
User avatar #1014303 to #1014301 - finblob (07/27/2014) [-]
I love you, you know that, right?
User avatar #1014288 to #1014285 - adunsaveme (07/27/2014) [-]
nice reply
User avatar #1014291 to #1014288 - gorilladinn (07/27/2014) [-]
what the fuck is a reply
User avatar #1014293 to #1014291 - adunsaveme (07/27/2014) [-]
i'll make you a meme wallpaper for your birthday
User avatar #1014294 to #1014293 - gorilladinn (07/27/2014) [-]
I'm gonnahold you to that, ya know.
I never forget. like a seagull
User avatar #1014296 to #1014294 - adunsaveme (07/27/2014) [-]
do you want a rustled nigma face
User avatar #1014298 to #1014296 - gorilladinn (07/27/2014) [-]
I would love a rustled nigma face
User avatar #1014302 to #1014298 - adunsaveme (07/27/2014) [-]
why is it a nigma face
#1014306 to #1014302 - gorilladinn (07/27/2014) [-]
because he use to post almost exclusively post those kindsa pictures
he's such a silly lil nuggin
#1014283 - finblob (07/27/2014) [-]
I heard somewhere you can jump in the new Dragon Age game.
I hope you can
Jumping and being able to sleep in games bakes it 5x better.
That's a fact.
User avatar #1014305 to #1014283 - Gonnafly ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Sleeping in games usually means a time system which means You can't do certain things at certain times which is hella lame.
User avatar #1014307 to #1014305 - finblob (07/27/2014) [-]
Or it makes it harder or easier to do things at a certain time
Which makes it cool because you gotta hurry.
User avatar #1014308 to #1014307 - Gonnafly ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
"oh let me do some side quests"
"now that that's out of the way, time to advance the plot"
>Nah man it's too late, come back tomorrow
"oh boy time to go halfway across the map to sleep so that I can drive all the way back tomorrow"
User avatar #1014309 to #1014308 - finblob (07/27/2014) [-]
It's fun in RPGs then to sleep.
User avatar #1014312 to #1014309 - Gonnafly ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
In RPGs maybe.

In open world third person shootery things it's really not.
User avatar #1014323 to #1014312 - finblob (07/27/2014) [-]
Yeah you're right there.
But in RPGs it's very fun
User avatar #1014286 to #1014283 - adunsaveme (07/27/2014) [-]
can't have a poorly-baked game
#1014269 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
"best company" -telltale
"best company" -telltale
User avatar #1014339 to #1014338 - moltenmuffin (07/27/2014) [-]
That thread you posted made my day better.
hilarious.
#1014340 to #1014339 - motashi (07/27/2014) [-]
haha, no problem
haha, no problem
#1014304 to #1014269 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1014276 to #1014269 - attifyon (07/27/2014) [-]
This is how an orgasm looks like in moon.
User avatar #1014278 to #1014276 - finblob (07/27/2014) [-]
and if you fart at the same time.
User avatar #1014282 to #1014278 - attifyon (07/27/2014) [-]
I thought farting was a given when you orgasm.
Maybe I should see a doctor about that.
#1014289 to #1014284 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** MFW
#1014279 to #1014278 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
LOL
User avatar #1014274 to #1014269 - finblob (07/27/2014) [-]
godspped bigbo
User avatar #1014273 to #1014269 - Gonnafly ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Yea, Bone: The Great Cow Race Was pretty good.
User avatar #1014275 to #1014272 - attifyon (07/27/2014) [-]
Those are some of the specialest eyes I've ever seen.
User avatar #1014261 - huntergriff ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
so I want to make a sex shop in the sims 2 but i don't know where to look for a mod for that. anyone wanna help?
User avatar #1014267 to #1014261 - Gonnafly ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Like dragon dildos and Phallic cakes, or like a brothel?
User avatar #1014292 to #1014267 - huntergriff ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
eh...Fuck it i'll just make an arcade.
#1014249 - shanets (07/27/2014) [-]
Hey guys, Im starting a new run of DS2 and Im going to try sorcerer for the first time on any souls again.

Never used hexes/miracles/magic before so any tips?
User avatar #1014257 to #1014249 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
"for the first time again"?
#1014260 to #1014257 - shanets (07/27/2014) [-]
game* dunno why I put again
User avatar #1014254 to #1014249 - Gonnafly ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
make sure to upgrade your catalysts and such.
Archedrake staff and chime are pretty good
Lighting spear (and lighting stuff in general i geuss) is pretty neato so If you use int put some points in faith as well
#1014258 to #1014254 - shanets (07/27/2014) [-]
I read a guide saying to get 20 faith and 20 int asap. Any decent gear to recommend? I'd rather make sure Im able to slightly hold my own melee if things go sour, but I dont know if that'd be possible without dumbing down my sorcerer ability
User avatar #1014266 to #1014258 - Gonnafly ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Lion's mage set and hexer's hood when you can get it, At least it improve magicking a good bit.

Also the staff of wisdom Is pretty good to switch to once able to get it.

I don't really remember what melee weapon I used, But I think it was just a enchanted dagger or something.
User avatar #1014262 to #1014258 - adunsaveme (07/27/2014) [-]
I thought getting faith as a sorcerer was mainly for hexes

And if you can handle your spells, usually you won't need anything else.
But I find a normal longsword works well in a pinch.
Needs about 6 strength.
#1014264 to #1014262 - shanets (07/27/2014) [-]
"2) Future stats should go towards hitting 20 Intelligence and then 20 Faith reasonably early on. Do this even if you do not plan on using Miracles. Early in the game you will clear Heide's Tower of Flame. Exhaust the dialogue of the maiden located at the second bonfire in the area and she will return to Majula in the broken chapel that led to Heide's Tower of Flame. Pay her to take the alternate path and follow it to the first bonfire. Directly behind it is a man who will gift you an amazing staff (Sunset Staff) if you have 20 Intelligence and 20 Faith. Even as a Sorcerer you'll definitely want it. He will also give you one of the best hoods in the game, the Hexer's Hood, which you will probably use for a very long time. I'm still using it well into NG+. It adds 1 to your spell usage count which is a completely unique effect to the Hood."
User avatar #1014237 - Gonnafly ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Man Deep silver really gets a kick out of using Dead island, First they made a stand alone expansion, then a moba, now they're making a Survival Mystery steal game, And sequel i guess but that's no too special.
User avatar #1014270 to #1014237 - adunsaveme (07/27/2014) [-]
If you look really closely on the original dead island logo you can see the hidden text
not a dead franchise yet island
#1014233 - Gonnafly ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
From best to worse, what game have you played that came out this year. Also, What games that come out this year are you looking forward too.

Played:
Dark souls 2 - 8.7/10
Wolfenstein: TNO 8/10
PC Battle Block Theater 8/10
Watch Dogs 7/10
Destiny Beta 6.4/10

Looking Forward too:
Akiba's Trip
Sims 4 I guess
New naruto game I guess
Borderlands Pre-sequel
Maybe the within evil
Far cry 4
KH 2.5
Legend of korra

Man I didn't even realize how much stuff is coming out this year.
#1014360 to #1014233 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
>rating a beta
>rating a beta
User avatar #1014361 to #1014360 - Gonnafly ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
The game comes out in like two weeks, there's nothing they could change to make me think differently of it.
User avatar #1014364 to #1014361 - Gonnafly ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
If anything it's not even a beta, but a server test.
#1014365 to #1014364 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
>not realizing this was a shitty attempt at annoying you.
>not realizing this was a shitty attempt at annoying you.
#1014396 to #1014365 - Darianvincent ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
>Not using the better picture.
User avatar #1014295 to #1014233 - giinthir (07/27/2014) [-]
Lococycle 10/10
Shovel Knight 9.5/10
Ground Zeroes 9.5/10
South park Stick of Truth 9.5/10
Dark Souls 2 9/10
PvZ garden Warfare 9/10
Project Diva F 2nd 9/10
Guacamelee 9/10
Mario Kart 8 9/10
Murdered Soul Suspect 9/10
Trials Fusion 8/10
Halo Spartan Assault 6/10

Ultimax, localized version of Diva F 2nd, Shadow Warrior, Destiny, Persona Q, Smash Bros, Evil Within, Evolve,Diablo 3 on PS4, Sunset Overdrive, Phantom Pain, Minecraft on PS4 and Vita, Binding of Issac Rebirth
User avatar #1014268 to #1014233 - crazychaos (07/27/2014) [-]
Played:
Mario Kart 8 - 7/10
Dank Soups II - 7/10
Blattle Bock Theater - 6/10
Kirby: Double+1 Deluxe - 6/10
Yoshi's Not Old Island - 6/10
Donkey Kong Country: Arctic Heat - 6/10

Looking forward to:
Super Smash Bros for 3DS
Hyrule Warriors (maybe)
Super Smash Bros for Wii U
Density (maybe)
User avatar #1014265 to #1014233 - huntergriff ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Played
destiny beta- 7.0/10

Looking forward to
Halo: MCC
User avatar #1014259 to #1014233 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
transistor's my goty so far
User avatar #1014252 to #1014233 - gorilladinn (07/27/2014) [-]
you sad sad little mexican boy
User avatar #1014263 to #1014252 - adunsaveme (07/27/2014) [-]
why are you doubting me son
User avatar #1014255 to #1014252 - Gonnafly ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
I'm not mexican.
User avatar #1014236 to #1014233 - finblob (07/27/2014) [-]
Looking forward to:
DA: Inquisition
Don't Starve Multiplayer
New Smash Broooos
New Pokémon
All those cool games that come out in October.
#1014230 - adunsaveme (07/27/2014) [-]
Peter Dinklage shows off summer's latest shell
#1014227 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
i fucking love this company
User avatar #1014245 to #1014227 - Gonnafly ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Those CSI, Law and Order, and Jurassic Park games sure were stellar.
#1014238 to #1014227 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
great company
User avatar #1014231 to #1014227 - Gonnafly ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Good for you.
#1014229 to #1014227 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
the derp among us
#1014213 - gorilladinn (07/27/2014) [-]
if it was 1860, adunsaveme would be called adunslaveme
User avatar #1014358 to #1014213 - Darianvincent ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
If he got bit by a werewolf he would be adunshaveme
User avatar #1014221 to #1014217 - gorilladinn (07/27/2014) [-]
fantastic
Who made that?
User avatar #1014228 to #1014225 - adunsaveme (07/27/2014) [-]
r u doubtin me
#1014199 - warioteam (07/27/2014) [-]
I wonder what other comics Telltale will turn into a swiggity sweet game.
User avatar #1014241 to #1014199 - finblob (07/27/2014) [-]
Maybe The Last Man? Apparently those were good.
User avatar #1014240 to #1014199 - finblob (07/27/2014) [-]
They making Game of Thrones which i'm looking forward to.
User avatar #1014239 to #1014199 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
I just want info about their Game of Thrones game damn it, so help my shit, Telltale, do not fuck me on this.
User avatar #1014204 to #1014199 - Gonnafly ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Puzzle agent 3 or bust, or Hector 2, or poker night 3.
User avatar #1014200 to #1014199 - adunsaveme (07/27/2014) [-]
[edgy comment about point & click trash]
User avatar #1014201 to #1014200 - warioteam (07/27/2014) [-]
as far as im concerned, they created a huge genre difference from a point and click.
User avatar #1014206 to #1014201 - Gonnafly ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Dave cage did the same shit like 10 years before them.
User avatar #1014219 to #1014206 - adunsaveme (07/27/2014) [-]
But did he do any good ones?

I can't be bothered googling, I just know David Cage did Heavy Rain and the Ellen Page Variety Hour
User avatar #1014220 to #1014219 - Gonnafly ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
I never said they were good, But he did do them way before telltale did.

He also did indigo Matrix Ft. Mayans and aliens.
User avatar #1014223 to #1014220 - adunsaveme (07/27/2014) [-]
er, wot
Are you talking about Indigo Prophecy? Cos apparently that was alright, I've never played it though
User avatar #1014224 to #1014223 - Gonnafly ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
It's alright in the first halfish, then completely shits itself, Like this for example www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMAuLJ28BU0
User avatar #1014216 to #1014206 - warioteam (07/27/2014) [-]
Alright, fine, but there still wasn't many of "those" games aside from what he did, so i still give telltale praise.
User avatar #1014203 to #1014201 - adunsaveme (07/27/2014) [-]
Let's go with point & click with extras
User avatar #1014209 to #1014203 - warioteam (07/27/2014) [-]
the desicion system is far from the norm.
Take a game like kings quest, sure you walk on a linear path picking shit up to put it in the correct spot, but unless you do it perfectly 10/10, you die and have to restore a save.
User avatar #1014211 to #1014209 - adunsaveme (07/27/2014) [-]
Point & click with extras and decisions
User avatar #1014212 to #1014211 - warioteam (07/27/2014) [-]
I can boogie with that.
User avatar #1014191 - warioteam (07/27/2014) [-]
that fitness switcheroo made it so only people who have bookmarks go here
User avatar #1014192 to #1014191 - adunsaveme (07/27/2014) [-]
or, you know, people who aren't mongoloids and have the ability to look at the bottom of the board list
User avatar #1014362 to #1014192 - Darianvincent ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
We should be at the top of the boards tho
User avatar #1014196 to #1014192 - awesomedewd (07/27/2014) [-]
just shows how many people here are mongoloids
User avatar #1014194 to #1014192 - warioteam (07/27/2014) [-]
2 dif0cult 4 me
#1014185 - ipostcp (07/27/2014) [-]
So, uh, I found out about this game yesterday. Black Desert Online that is. I don't know if anyone else heard of it, but I feel like it's going to be like a "life" type of mmorpg. I'll explain as to why I think it may compete with WoW.

Anyway, in this game the economy is all player driven, the guilds can control regions and tax the land gaining money. The guild can be completely PVP or dungion or trading or whatever.

The trading in the game is really neat since you buy low priced things and sell them at a higher price in another town to make profit. The thing is though, it's an item you have to wear and can lose via PVP. You can use a cart to move lots faster, but other players can just as easily hijack and kill you and sell the goods themselves. PLUS get some of your items. BTW horse combat is a thing.

With these guilds, they can go at war, You can assault their fortresses with seige weapons such as canons. There is dynamic weather, both local and regional, such as fog and rain to typhoons and blizzards. The day changes to night and the shop keepers go to sleep and more monsters come out. Use the cover of night to assault a base? Perhaps the snow or fog? Also, you apparently do have to dress for the weather, so if it gets cold you have to bundle up.

So, say you don't want to get involved in a guild or trading and just do your own thing? Not a problem, you can do dungeon runs, you can own a house or maybe you got caught out in the night time and want to set up camp? You can, just unpack your tent (which functions as a house) and unpack your stuff. You can find wild horses and train them to be yours. Don't like the stats for it? Breed it with a different one to specialize in a trait like speed or endurance or strength to hold things. Put armor on it or put a cart to hold your friends an loot from dungeons.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G6EXTBrwUY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyn5xgcOE7I

I can go on some more if anyone is interested, but I doubt it.
User avatar #1015163 to #1014185 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
If 100% player-driven content is what people wouldve watned, Age of Mankind wouldnt be in Tartaros at the moment, but eh, I guess it worked for EvE.

Guild system sounds like the nation system in Aika

All wrapped up in that HD KrMMO bow and it's looking ok.....maybe it'll be the talk of the town for a month....or two....
User avatar #1014349 to #1014185 - avatarsarefornoobs (07/27/2014) [-]
it might be ok
but the concept of MMO's just... doesnt work that well. it ALWAYS sounds good in development, i mean, cmon, how often have we seen this before?

"No but this one will be different!" they tell me
but ive heard it too many times before
User avatar #1014248 to #1014185 - swagasauruss ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
See told peoples this game is going to be ABSOLUTELY AMAZING
User avatar #1014202 to #1014185 - awesomedewd (07/27/2014) [-]
> compete with WoW
People seem to not get it.
There is no way to compete with WoW anymore and no reason to.
It's not "that" big anymore and there are more than enough MMOs on the market that the chance of something coming up that EVERYONE will enjoy more than one of the current ones is really low.

> Player driven economy
too much for most of the "gamers" to participate into
similar to EVE, it's cool, interesting and complex
but the cause of its complexity there aren't coming many new players

So, when my whole guild is offline my castle gets sieged and I can to nothing against it?
What a great fucking game...

Seriously. Too complex for most of the playerbase.
#1014207 to #1014202 - ipostcp (07/27/2014) [-]
It's in closed beta you dingus. Everything is subject to change. There were be systems in place to avoid shit like that.
It's in closed beta you dingus. Everything is subject to change. There were be systems in place to avoid shit like that.
User avatar #1014208 to #1014207 - awesomedewd (07/27/2014) [-]
I just made a post on the points you mentioned. How am I supposed what is going to change and whatnot?
User avatar #1014215 to #1014208 - ipostcp (07/27/2014) [-]
Well, I guess a little research is out of the question.

I'm not saying you're retarded, I'm saying some things are obvious chance for griefers but systems are in place.

To seige a castle, you must build a fortification in the same region, then go to war with the guild. The whole region is then under a state of war and trading goods become more profitable but dangerous since you're force to PVP. If you enter the region then the PVP is switch on no matter what. Besides, that's the name of the game, it's a strategy to attack when the team has no troops. You get to win faster. That being said, you have defences and what not to help you defend. You have a guild of 80 + NPC to help.
User avatar #1014218 to #1014215 - awesomedewd (07/27/2014) [-]
Yes it is, your post was long enough.

You never know. Sometimes people fuck their games up in the most obvious things.

Well, the NPC part sounds good I guess.
User avatar #1014198 to #1014185 - Gonnafly ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
eh
#1014193 to #1014185 - jayzoo (07/27/2014) [-]
sound like eve online
#1014195 to #1014193 - ipostcp (07/27/2014) [-]
My friend said the same thing.

There is a lot more you can potentially do in the game besides what I said.
User avatar #1014187 to #1014186 - ipostcp (07/27/2014) [-]
Basically what I figure. Nobody here enjoys role playing.
User avatar #1014205 to #1014187 - awesomedewd (07/27/2014) [-]
It costs too much time.
I was really into roleplaying when I only had school.
But since I work I just stopped.
User avatar #1014188 to #1014187 - adunsaveme (07/27/2014) [-]
I do it to a minor extent that probably doesn't count
But unless it's got Australian servers, the complexity of the thing doesn't really matter for me, unfortunately
User avatar #1014189 to #1014188 - ipostcp (07/27/2014) [-]
Doesn't it suck living with spiders?
User avatar #1014190 to #1014189 - adunsaveme (07/27/2014) [-]
Spiders are kickass
User avatar #1014179 - tiagodisouza (07/27/2014) [-]
Caedeus is a fucking faggot in 3u
#1014176 - motashi (07/27/2014) [-]
post b-tags. motashi#1514
User avatar #1014541 to #1014176 - cards (07/27/2014) [-]
Rplix#1641

I don't need gear, but I need more people to play with.
User avatar #1014178 to #1014176 - motashi (07/27/2014) [-]
helping low geared 90's with gear on timeless
#1014174 - destaice (07/27/2014) [-]
It's fun to watch hearthstone streamers struggle to do the Naxxramas challenges.

Like, how the fuck do you lose to Maexxna with such an overpowered Rogue deck?

I was able to make Maexxna die from fatigue damage 3 times. It's pathetically easy and yet these tards lose.
User avatar #1014182 to #1014174 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
this post is like watching a midget gloat about being a tall midget
User avatar #1014180 to #1014174 - adunsaveme (07/27/2014) [-]
bah, hearthstone
#1014177 to #1014174 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
#1014170 - motashi (07/27/2014) [-]
furry board now big brother admin
User avatar #1014171 to #1014170 - tentaquil (07/27/2014) [-]
the one on the far top right isn't even a furry, he's wearing a goat costume
ugh
the nerve of some people
#1014164 - reaperoxide ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
It's funny making people angry. This was in response to me saying that he can't have an opinion because he was playing Ao, after he said his team were feeders.
#1014181 to #1014164 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
If you get off by making people angry you have failed as a human being and does not deserve to live
User avatar #1014243 to #1014181 - finblob (07/27/2014) [-]
I saw this in hating board wtf
User avatar #1014210 to #1014181 - awesomedewd (07/27/2014) [-]
Seems like someone's butthurt
User avatar #1014184 to #1014181 - reaperoxide ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
You sound pretty angry.
#1014173 to #1014164 - attifyon (07/27/2014) [-]
>playing ao
>considers himself anything more than a subhuman trash
Ao is the only god easier than Fenrir.
User avatar #1014244 to #1014173 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
I don't understand, Smite is meant to be about gods.
Why do they have so many creatures that aren't gods.
User avatar #1014250 to #1014244 - attifyon (07/27/2014) [-]
A god or not, Ao Kuang was still a godlike being and got defeated by a god.
User avatar #1014251 to #1014250 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
I was talking about Fenrir, actually.
Far as I know, Fenrir isn't a god.
User avatar #1014253 to #1014251 - attifyon (07/27/2014) [-]
He is the son of a god, and killed the godfather of gods.
Still pretty godlike.
User avatar #1014343 to #1014253 - tylosaurus (07/27/2014) [-]
Hercules is a demigod.
User avatar #1014351 to #1014343 - attifyon (07/27/2014) [-]
He is the son of the king of Olympus. That counts for something.
User avatar #1014354 to #1014351 - tylosaurus (07/27/2014) [-]
Doesn't make him a god.
Not that it matters, there are plenty of other non-gods in there.
Ymir is not considered a god either.
User avatar #1014363 to #1014354 - attifyon (07/27/2014) [-]
You're just mad you didn't get to be in the game as God of Faggots
User avatar #1014378 to #1014371 - attifyon (07/27/2014) [-]
Ne Zha is god of shota traps, not faggots.
User avatar #1014382 to #1014378 - tylosaurus (07/27/2014) [-]
I'm a trap though.
User avatar #1014256 to #1014253 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Well, Fenrir only kills Odin at Ragnarok.
Ragnarok hasn't happened yet.
Actually, you know what would be cool? A game about an apocalypse, and oh shit, the gods of a lot of religions exist, then you just have a big old god war in the modern era.
User avatar #1014350 to #1014256 - tylosaurus (07/27/2014) [-]
There are indeed a lot of characters in smite that aren't gods.
Hercules isn't a god, but a demigod.
Loki is half Æsir, half Jotunn.
Ao Kuang is the dragon king, not really a god I believe.
Sun wukong is the monkey king.
Guan Yu is pretty much just a strong human..
etc.
User avatar #1014317 to #1014256 - kothaex (07/27/2014) [-]
so smite
User avatar #1014320 to #1014317 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Well, in my head, you play as a random guy, not a god. And it wouldn't be a fucking MOBA. And it would be in modern times.
The only relation is a shitload of gods. If anything, it'd be closer to something like Darksiders.
User avatar #1014169 to #1014164 - adunsaveme (07/27/2014) [-]
epic trole
User avatar #1014167 to #1014164 - tentaquil (07/27/2014) [-]
Well? How's all that cock taste?
User avatar #1014168 to #1014167 - ipostcp (07/27/2014) [-]
Tastes pretty decent.
User avatar #1014172 to #1014168 - attifyon (07/27/2014) [-]
Heeey you're not reaperoxide
User avatar #1014175 to #1014172 - ipostcp (07/27/2014) [-]
And you're not blood related.
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