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#1603 - herrerarerreh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1602 - gawainthegreen (04/12/2012) [-]
>6th grade   
>at lunch   
>douche who never leaves me alone decides to knock my 						****					 over   
>it's on now 						******					   
>chase his ass around cafeteria    
>punches me in stomach   
>hit him in jaw twice   
>teachers come over and take our asses out of their   
>I explain what happened    
>douche gets suspended for a week, I get nothing   
>nobody 						******					 with me since    
>mfw I see him around high school
>6th grade
>at lunch
>douche who never leaves me alone decides to knock my **** over
>it's on now ******
>chase his ass around cafeteria
>punches me in stomach
>hit him in jaw twice
>teachers come over and take our asses out of their
>I explain what happened
>douche gets suspended for a week, I get nothing
>nobody ****** with me since
>mfw I see him around high school
#1595 - unknownbytes (04/12/2012) [-]
I personally took the time to go and read each one of these stories (mostly the ones with more than 8 thumbs) and I have to say...public school sucks major dick if thats the case for many people.
I go to a private school, not an uptight rich kid one like some people tend to think, everyone's really nice with each other and our class of some 50 students is more like a family. I used to live in the states and...I guess I know the feel of being hated for no reason (4-5 grade), maybe it because I'm Puerto Rican and a little bit shy. Moving to private was the best decision I've made, everyone from my old school just bitches and complains about stuff about 80% of the time...Now then, closest thing I got to these stories:
>be in 5th grade
>on the bus to school
>sitting near some kid in 3rd grade
>tries to initiate a conversation, cause I'm a bit bored
>kid starts yelling
>I'm confused, asked if I said something.
>kid continues to yell
>happens 2 or 3 more times
>few days later I get pulled out of class
>vice principal asks if I've been talking with the kid
>apparently he has some sort of mental illness (according to her), completely unaware of that.
>get sent to lunch-detention for 2 days for harassing the kid
>Erm what?
User avatar #1594 - ravarshi (04/12/2012) [-]
it's just a vacation, however i highly suggest you take it up with the superintendent, get the dumb bitch fired.
#1593 - niggercocksammich (04/12/2012) [-]
<be in third grade
<hanging out with my friend
<his little asian friend walks up to me and just kicks my shins for no reason
<ignore it and just continue walking with him
<next day
<he keeps kicking my shins, this goes on for days.
<few days later
<playing kickball like a bawss
<he kicks my shin
<ALRIGHT BITCH
<grab my backpack and throw it at his face
<turns out my mathbook was in it
<hits his eye, big quarter sized bruise on it
<he runs to the nurse
<someone tells me about him telling principal
< ************ .jpg
<principal comes out to school yard and takes me to office
<cry to office worker about what happened
<talk to principal and get detention for 2 weeks
<asian kid has no punishment.

Sorry for that being so long. TL;DR Asian kid kicked me in the shins for a while. Finally get mad enough to throw my backpack at him and I'm the only one who gets in trouble while he's off free!
User avatar #1629 to #1593 - Eggerz (04/12/2012) [-]
yeah, except that no teacher or otherwise saw him kick your shins, yet you swing a loaded backpack at him and cause an injury. at that point no one cared about your shins. got what you deserved.
#1639 to #1629 - niggercocksammich (04/12/2012) [-]
I had friends who witnessed it and only one of them hold told them they had saw it. Sorry I didn't mention that, but they still refused to believe me.
User avatar #1741 to #1639 - Eggerz (04/14/2012) [-]
when you think of retaliation for any reason, remember this: TAKE THE HOOK OUT OF YOUR LIP. trolls gonna troll

User avatar #1743 to #1741 - Eggerz (04/14/2012) [-]
yeah, and some friend you had if his asian friend was kicking your shins, and your friend didn't bitchslap that ******* gook for continuing to do it.

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#1592 - funnyhamster (04/12/2012) [-]
Your all gay fags you little **** faces pony haters my little pony sucks but my little pony is awsome i love it you are all fags i hate religion no i love it im not bi-polar gtfo grammer nazi
#1590 - darkmind (04/12/2012) [-]
This was back in grade 9 when I had a giant asshat for a vice-principle
>Jewish kid asks me why i'm such a prick
>I ask him why he's such a jew
>get told to call people jerks, even big f***ing jerks, but don't be racist
(About a month later)
>Rolling pennies down the hallway
>Asshat V.P. takes them away because it's dangerous (wtf?)
>Call him a jerk
>Get 5 day suspension

mfw I proved how much of a dick he was in front of all my friends
#1587 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #1583 - arsenymous (04/12/2012) [-]
>Be 14
>emo who brags about slitting wrists and trying to recruit more emos hates me
>tells school district i said i would bring a gun to school
>believe him
>get sent home with 10 days suspension and now have to take drugs and see therapist
>my parents support this decision and no one even bothered to look at emo's ******* wrist
>and his proof all along was that i drew guns when i was little
>pills make me not think straight and shake, i ******* love society
#1599 to #1583 - skullbash (04/12/2012) [-]
they put me on ritalin claiming i had adhd because i didnt wanna do my math because it was boring
User avatar #1605 to #1599 - arsenymous (04/12/2012) [-]
Feels bad man
#1610 to #1605 - skullbash (04/12/2012) [-]
not entirely cause i stopped eating sleeping pooping for like all the time when i was on ritalin and they almost got sued by my parents cause they had me put on something that potentially threatened my life
User avatar #1619 to #1610 - arsenymous (04/12/2012) [-]
You know i think ritalin actually does have side effects like that, im not sure what i have to take but it scares you of deficating and eating, mainly just makes me shake alot.
User avatar #1616 to #1610 - demitch (04/12/2012) [-]
sell the ritalin
#1623 to #1616 - skullbash (04/12/2012) [-]
umm this was like 4th grade and im in college now i dont have any ritalin however if your in anchorage and you want weed i can help with that
User avatar #1626 to #1623 - demitch (04/12/2012) [-]
lmao alaska, i wish i lived there
#1628 to #1626 - skullbash (04/12/2012) [-]
do you like 9 month long winters?
User avatar #1630 to #1628 - demitch (04/12/2012) [-]
I like snowboarding, so yes
#1635 to #1630 - skullbash (04/12/2012) [-]
well then move to alaska and chill with me
User avatar #1637 to #1635 - demitch (04/12/2012) [-]
word. Don't you get paid to live there?
#1640 to #1637 - skullbash (04/12/2012) [-]
get a dividend each year ya around 1000 dollars plus if your native american or alaskan native and can prove it you get like an extra 75-250
User avatar #1643 to #1640 - demitch (04/12/2012) [-]
That's pretty dope...
#1645 to #1643 - skullbash (04/12/2012) [-]
the dope is good to just stay out of wasilla
User avatar #1646 to #1645 - demitch (04/12/2012) [-]
lol why
#1648 to #1646 - skullbash (04/12/2012) [-]
meth heads and sarah palin
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User avatar #1580 - memeextreme (04/12/2012) [-]
**memeextreme rolls 99**
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#1578 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/12/2012) [-]
I'm guessing this isn't the actual whole story. It's kind of like that Dick Van Dyke episode where they had a fight and they both tell their sides of the story and in each of their own stories they did nothing wrong. I'm not saying he deserved to be suspended but I'm guessing he left something out.
User avatar #1576 - gaybasherboy (04/12/2012) [-]
>5th Grade, riding bus.
>Telling stories about my little brother.
>He stands up and runs to the back of the bus where i sit.
>Tries to choke me with a bandana.
>Ties it around my neck.
>Bus driver sees it.
>Comes to the back of the bus, while my little brother hides.
>Driver sees bandana.
>Sent to the principals office for "Gang-Related Accesories".
>Dad comes and picks me up.
>What the **** ?ing in my mind on the way home.
#1584 to #1576 - skullbash (04/12/2012) [-]
that happened to my friend because he wore pants and shirt that were same color
User avatar #1588 to #1584 - gaybasherboy (04/12/2012) [-]
Not sure if fail or public ******* ...
#1574 - funnyjoshua (04/12/2012) [-]
6000th like!

User avatar #1601 to #1574 - ravarshi (04/12/2012) [-]
the **** are these "Likes you speak of" they're called THUMBS. like, you have two, one on each hand. (maybe a third if you're deformed?)
#1572 - jewfrosdsd (04/12/2012) [-]
hey more of a newer fjer anyone have any advice on how to make a comic? Or maybe a website that gives you the skeleton of a comic?
#1571 - skullbash (04/12/2012) [-]
&gt;be in bio 1    
&gt;last day of semester we have a test, teacher says if you talk he fails you   
&gt;friend puts a gator clamp on my arm flab (forced to hold in screams of anger and pain)   
&gt;fat kid asleep infront of me so i put clamp on his ear   
&gt;wakes up and gives me a cross between the &quot;but why?&quot; and &quot;im going to kill you&quot; look   
   
last 1 hour or so of class   
&gt;kid 2 seats to my left throws paper towels at my head, think its the kid 2 seats behind me   
&gt;proceed to throw paper towels at him for an hour while kid to my left does same to me   
&gt;am now the center of attention of everyone in class    
&gt;everyone is loling to themselves (including teacher)   
&gt;dont find out who was really throwin paper till class is over   
&gt;hfw i found out
>be in bio 1
>last day of semester we have a test, teacher says if you talk he fails you
>friend puts a gator clamp on my arm flab (forced to hold in screams of anger and pain)
>fat kid asleep infront of me so i put clamp on his ear
>wakes up and gives me a cross between the "but why?" and "im going to kill you" look

last 1 hour or so of class
>kid 2 seats to my left throws paper towels at my head, think its the kid 2 seats behind me
>proceed to throw paper towels at him for an hour while kid to my left does same to me
>am now the center of attention of everyone in class
>everyone is loling to themselves (including teacher)
>dont find out who was really throwin paper till class is over
>hfw i found out
#1566 - Lemonlulz (04/12/2012) [-]
Feel your pain bruh. People are 						******					 stupid. I got sent to a shrink because i used to listen to Marilyn Manson and a teacher saw a scratch from my cat i got on my arm and said i was cutting myself. Bitches be retarded main.    
   
MWF i got suspended
Feel your pain bruh. People are ****** stupid. I got sent to a shrink because i used to listen to Marilyn Manson and a teacher saw a scratch from my cat i got on my arm and said i was cutting myself. Bitches be retarded main.

MWF i got suspended
User avatar #1563 - worldofwarcraftdog ONLINE (04/12/2012) [-]
>get suspended from school for 2 weeks
>use situation to get front page
>totally worth it
#1562 - whatugawkinat (04/12/2012) [-]
Welcome to Public "school". GET OUT while you can...and don't even think about Private "Christian" schools either O.O
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