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#795 - callmethedoctor (04/11/2012) [-]
MFW someone calls me a faggot.
MFW someone calls me a faggot.
#791 - Womens Study Major (04/11/2012) [-]
>Playing flag football in P.E
>I'm only good when I'm on defense
>Bitchy girl wants to be defense so she can talk with her friend
>Because we both want to be defense, we both have to explain why we want it
>I say "I'm not good offense, everytime I am, we lose."
>Girl "Because my best friend is going to be defense too!"
>Gym teacher "Sorry, we can't have chitchat during the game."
>Girl starts to whine
>Gym teacher tells her off
>She files a report to the principle the next day, says that we both discriminated her because she was a girl
>Principle is girl, believes every word
>I don't even get a chance to explain, get detention
>Gym teacher gets fired
>Okay.jpg
User avatar #832 to #791 - spangle (04/11/2012) [-]
**** bitches man. Bitches. Be. Crazy.
#790 - angrymad (04/11/2012) [-]
>14
>A guy one year older than me is always kicking our football ball off the pitch.
>I ask him why the **** he does that all the time.
>He says: its funny! haha (laughs with his friends)
>I punch his face twice, he falls to the ground crying
>They call me "aggressive fag"
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>Same age
>A (fat) guy is throwing little rocks at me at playground
>I come closer to him, push him
>He kicks me with his leg
>I punch him in his mouth
>Starts to bleed

MFW i never got suspended, only adverstiments
#788 - xfishy (04/11/2012) [-]
>8th grade, in science class, usually quiet.
>be at a table with bros, decide to try to get some laughs
>say 'Hey Girlfraaand' (like an annoying black chick) a little loudly
>bitch teacher was near, assumed I yelled it at her
>teacher takes me out into the hall way, yells 'ARE YOU HIGH!?'
>say no.
> teacher calls dean, decides i'm high.
>dean gets several teachers, searches my locker, and suspends me for 3 days.
>also have to get tested.
>teacher hardly talked to me for the rest of the year when the results came back negative.
#785 - xXsTeVeXx (04/11/2012) [-]
>Take speech class
>Write a report on my kick-ass Great Uncle
>Get 98% feelsgood.jpg
>Use report for speech (everyone else used their reports)
>Give 4 minute speech, 84% and calls Uncle an alcoholic
>What the **** ?
>Some dumb ass talks about dead father he never knew for a minute
>Stutters the whole time and practically has a seizure
>Gets highest grade of class
MFW
#782 - puredeliciousness (04/11/2012) [-]
You're insisting that I go chill at home for a few weeks because of this ******* ?... well...
#778 - Kittehh (04/11/2012) [-]
>2nd grade   
>Recess! Awwwyeaaa!!    
> Girls used to chase the boys they liked around the playground...    
> One guy's weird brother grabs my arm and drags me down the swirly slide... Doesn't let go.   
> After a while of sitting in the swirly slide, he still refuses to let go, punch him in the face, slide down and run... recess is over.   
> He's crying and holding his face, has a nose bleed, runs up to the teacher while we're lining up to go inside...   
> "SHE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE!" ... and I admit it .   
> "Okay, don't do it again, WHERE'S DERPY?" never brings it up again...    
> Blood trickles down his face and he runs to the back of the line.   
> That's what you get for pulling me down the swirly slide, bitch.
>2nd grade
>Recess! Awwwyeaaa!!
> Girls used to chase the boys they liked around the playground...
> One guy's weird brother grabs my arm and drags me down the swirly slide... Doesn't let go.
> After a while of sitting in the swirly slide, he still refuses to let go, punch him in the face, slide down and run... recess is over.
> He's crying and holding his face, has a nose bleed, runs up to the teacher while we're lining up to go inside...
> "SHE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE!" ... and I admit it .
> "Okay, don't do it again, WHERE'S DERPY?" never brings it up again...
> Blood trickles down his face and he runs to the back of the line.
> That's what you get for pulling me down the swirly slide, bitch.
#777 - Womens Study Major (04/11/2012) [-]
in her defense you did look pretty menacing
#775 - Womens Study Major (04/11/2012) [-]
#773 - Womens Study Major (04/11/2012) [-]
wait... you worded it weird so you look like you called yourself a sensitive beta bitch... and you made it look like the teacher said you're not allowed to come back until you are deemed a threat to kids in your school...
#772 - solidone (04/11/2012) [-]
I got suspended for:

5 days: Froshy year: For pegging someone with a WIFFLE BALL.
2 weeks: Soph year: Calling a friend a faggot
5 days: Soph year: Getting jumped and beating the **** out of the kid who did it.


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User avatar #768 - maggotchapel (04/11/2012) [-]
>Freshman year.
>Sent to Principals office for reasons unknown.
>Explains to me that Im being expelled.
>"Why?"
>"You tell me why"
>10 minutes later they said I sexually abused some girl.
>Not true. So I tell him it isnt.
>"Well you're right, you didnt, you sexually harassed her. Youll have a 20 day suspension"
>"No that didn't happen at all. I did nothing."
>"You're right, you didnt do that, you harassed her. 10 day suspension"
>"Sir, I did nothing you are accusing me of. Send me back to class now."
>Principal, looks at me confused. Calls in another Principal. Says: We all know you did it. Thats dishonesty, were expelling you. Goodbye. Unless you admit it. Then well suspend you for 10 days"
>"Ma'am. I did nothing. Im not going to admit to doing something, that I did not do. Shame on you for trying to scare me into admitting to something that is untrue."
>Call in witnesses,send me outside the room, but I can hear them, they all say I did nothing.
>"We know you did it, and they said you did."
>"I did nothing."

>"Fine, back to class."
Sorry for long read
#789 to #768 - redblackstar (04/11/2012) [-]
Your school is ****** bananas
#763 - qwertycat (04/11/2012) [-]
> Be a 5th grader
> I was sick one night and decided to go in at noon tomorrow morning.
> 12pm i show up to school,
> everyone is staring ******* daggers at me.
> they claimed i came in the morning, and left after a class and came back just now.

> principal concludes i sleepwalked to school, sleepwalked back, and back to school again. ********* ensues and i end up getting suspended for a week for "ditching" school

5 years later, my teacher got fat and that dyke principal is in a ****** up marriage.

User avatar #761 - spartachris (04/11/2012) [-]
i feel you man, i ******* hate people
#758 - brianhimself ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
HEY OP!!   
   
   
You're a faggot.
HEY OP!!


You're a faggot.
User avatar #750 - cheyti (04/11/2012) [-]
me at skool chilin with frends
black guy comes to start trouble
calls us wetbacks
we get pissed
jump him in the middle of the hallway
security comes
i gets expelled
didnt start ****
black guy dont get no punishment
MFW imma shoot that **********
User avatar #808 to #750 - gazoogo (04/11/2012) [-]
Sad thing is, I have no doubt you will. How about you stop living up to your stereotypes, and move on. Say **** you. Call him a ****** . Doesn't matter, as long as you don't hit him, because when it comes down to it, you will lose if it's against a black guy.

Grow up and be successful... Don't go and waste your life by shooting some ******* who mouthed off to you. And you wonder why Mexicans and blacks have such a bad wrap.
User avatar #823 to #808 - cheyti (04/11/2012) [-]
People gonna think im a big pussy
User avatar #853 to #823 - gazoogo (04/11/2012) [-]
So? **** them. **** everyone who has an opinion about you. After high school you're never going to see any of those people ever again. Let me repeat... You'll never see them...ever again. It's not worth it, man. I wanted to beat the **** out of some kids the last 3 years of my life, but I toughed it out, got good grades, and now I'm in a highly ranked college. Everyone has the potential to be great, and live a good life. I know you're no exception as long as you don't do stuff like that^^^

It may suck, but it's high school. Looking back now, I can honestly say that I had some good times, and some bad, but ultimately none of it matters.

Get back in school. A different one, the same one, it doesn't matter. Remake yourself. Live a good life. Go to college, get some debt, then pay it off while you work in a job that pays 5-6 figures per year with a family in a nice neighborhood.

I don't know you, but I do know that you have the ability to change, and you have the ability to make something of yourself.
User avatar #1136 to #853 - cheyti (04/12/2012) [-]
u know wat ur right
User avatar #748 - Compootor (04/11/2012) [-]
You got a two week vacation because somebody called you a faggot? What the **** are you complaining about?
#766 to #748 - qwertycat (04/11/2012) [-]
its not a vacation, you have to make up 2 weeks worth of **** .
User avatar #1704 to #766 - Compootor (04/12/2012) [-]
Lol, **** that **** :D
#745 - Someguywiththeface (04/11/2012) [-]
****					 everything.
**** everything.
#736 - likeaboob (04/11/2012) [-]
**likeaboob rolls 10**
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