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#1090 - woolfy (04/11/2012) [-]
Story from my friends dad.
>be in 6th year (last year of school before collage in Ireland)
>School starts introducing fees when its supposed to be a public school
>Dad writes about it in school newspaper
>School decides students are no longer allowed to write about their opinions in newspaper
>Dad starts his own newspaper
>School bans it and threatens to expel him
>News reporters come to the school two weeks before end of year exams
>Dad hands out copies of his newspaper to all the reporters
>School on TV so they can't expel him
>School expels him two days later instead
>Dad studies at home until exams and gets top marks

#1078 - smoothrapsody (04/11/2012) [-]
YFW counselor says that
YFW counselor says that
User avatar #1072 - dirtyBAXTA (04/11/2012) [-]
someone tell me how this has 4000+ thumbs....please. anyone. thumb me down for having an opinion but i simply cannot find the funny anywhere in this. looks like 500+ characters of bitching about something that most likely didnt happen. (or is extremely over exaggerated)
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#1069 - MaidenMacabre **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1694 to #1069 - brendantheferret ONLINE (04/12/2012) [-]
And that, friends is why I hate the French
#1433 to #1069 - duskman (04/12/2012) [-]
"> Nobody to play YuGiOh with either."
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#1065 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1061 - talkingmouth (04/11/2012) [-]
On a side note:

I quote,
"UNTIL WE DEEM YOU ARE A THREAT TO KIDS HERE!!
#1055 - wrc (04/11/2012) [-]
<--------------------------------------------Apparently this is what op is
User avatar #1052 - forevertrombone (04/11/2012) [-]
I don't think you're telling the whole story. If that actually happened, it would have made national news.
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#1043 - spanishwolf (04/11/2012) [-]
Counselors are the people that make me want to blow my brains out.
User avatar #1038 - schwarzenschwanz (04/11/2012) [-]
i remember when i used to lie to get frontpage. oh wait, thats right, i never did, im not a faggot.
#1035 - yaiyainigga (04/11/2012) [-]
** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Lets find out ** how i got suspended
#1129 to #1035 - datgrass (04/12/2012) [-]
**datgrass rolled a random image posted in comment #3574907 at FJ Pony Thread ** how i got suspended today
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#1042 to #1035 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1049 to #1042 - yaiyainigga (04/11/2012) [-]
** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at Comments ** oh really?
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#1054 to #1049 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #1034 - kennymcgoverick (04/11/2012) [-]
I'm not sure why but I really hate guidance councilors.
Maybe it has something to do with the fact that one got me suspended for snapping at some students after they had made the last year a living hell for me. this wouldn't have been so bad if the other students got in trouble for **** stirring even a couple days detention wouldve been ok but they got of with nothing.
#1033 - dylanclaptonlennon (04/11/2012) [-]
Year 8 (8th grade for americans)
>Started watching porn and masturbating like any average teen
>Can't watch porn if there's a black guy in it
>I go to the school's sex education teacher
>ask if it's weird that I can't watch porn that involves black people
>she replies 'that's not weird at all, i don't like black people either'
>what
>Still don't watch porn with black people in it
User avatar #1040 to #1033 - schwarzenschwanz (04/11/2012) [-]
this isnt 4chan stop writing like that kid
#1071 to #1040 - CIS White Male (04/11/2012) [-]
It's easier to read than a wall of text.
#1051 to #1040 - dylanclaptonlennon (04/11/2012) [-]
Everyone is writing like that in the comments, yet I'm the only one to get thumbed down? Wow, FunnyJunk really is full of retards now.
User avatar #1084 to #1051 - schwarzenschwanz (04/11/2012) [-]
no you idiot, its because your story ******* sucked... either you're new here or completely clueless. if your story isnt funny it gets thumbed down... welcome to logic.
#1031 - CIS White Male (04/11/2012) [-]
&gt; Be in 9th grade.   
&gt; In poster design class.   
&gt; Teacher calls everyone to see how we did in the class.   
&gt; Majority got A to B. I got B+.   
&gt; feelsgoodman.jpg   
&gt; Few days passed.   
&gt; Teacher says that only few people have made it perfect and said,   
&gt; Teacher says &quot;Whenever I see the artwork you guys have done, it's so bad that I'm ashamed to even put these in an art display.&quot;   
&gt;MFW   
   
Seriously, what the heck..
> Be in 9th grade.
> In poster design class.
> Teacher calls everyone to see how we did in the class.
> Majority got A to B. I got B+.
> feelsgoodman.jpg
> Few days passed.
> Teacher says that only few people have made it perfect and said,
> Teacher says "Whenever I see the artwork you guys have done, it's so bad that I'm ashamed to even put these in an art display."
>MFW

Seriously, what the heck..
#1030 - CIS White Male (04/11/2012) [-]
>In 3rd grade
>Be ginger, so I usually got picked on fairly often
>This one ************ who was the worst of all approaches me
>Trips me
>I get up
>He throws me back on the ground and laughs with his friends
>I leave and go into a bunch of nearby bushes, where I watch him like a ******* hawk
>He drops his guard and turns around
>I walk up to him, tap him on the shoulder
>He turns around, I headbutt him in the ******* face
>He drops to the ground, squealing as his nose gushes blood
>Blood is also running down my forehead
>He never came near me again
>Left the school 3 weeks later
>MFW

#1029 - struckworld (04/11/2012) [-]
>The year is 1999
>My friend and I walk into school.
>Killed 13 kids.
#1115 to #1029 - CIS White Male (04/12/2012) [-]
They both committed suicide you stupid ****
User avatar #1137 to #1115 - struckworld (04/12/2012) [-]
Oh anon...
User avatar #1062 to #1029 - houseofbrick (04/11/2012) [-]
Ordinarily, I'd laugh at it for dark humor's sake, but these assholes are most of the reason this **** made everything so crazy, especially for goths and they weren't even goths.
User avatar #1086 to #1062 - struckworld (04/11/2012) [-]
Well... What happened, happened.
#1027 - chrisfloyd (04/11/2012) [-]
but seriously tho. bitches be trippin.
User avatar #1026 - uniqueusernames (04/11/2012) [-]
>be 8th grade
>hangin with friends
>kid wants to fight me, i say somethin like 'yea after i eat my lunch'
>eat lunch, he comes back
>prepared to fight me (at this point i didnt think he was serious)
>hits me in the face
>itsgotime.jpg
>beat the **** out of him
>he gets off with a slap on the wrist
>i get to go to counselling and detention for 2 weeks
>all of my rage
User avatar #1058 to #1026 - crazykirk (04/11/2012) [-]
> despite all of my rage i am still a rat in a cage
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