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#40 - hetaliafan
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(04/11/2012) [-]
<Calm down Germany!
<Calm down Germany!
#38 - Kejko [OP]
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(04/11/2012) [-]
**Kejko rolls 88**
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#409 to #38 - Bforbacon
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You failed... at failing
You failed... at failing
#84 to #38 - RandomDoofus
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**RandomDoofus rolls 71**
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#380 to #84 - bawner
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**bawner rolls 4** Is OP a faggot?
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#942 to #380 - pedobeardeluxe
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**pedobeardeluxe rolls 9** is the answer to this question yes?
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#937 to #380 - skeelow
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#836 to #380 - ghostrollerelite
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**ghostrollerelite rolls 4** well i roll dubs
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#465 to #380 - tropius
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(04/11/2012) [-]
**tropius rolls 3** Who is a bigger bitch, me or the lady?
#466 to #465 - tropius
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**tropius rolls 05** Who is the bigger bitch, me or the lady?
#427 to #380 - edithdesmond
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**edithdesmond rolls 6**
Is "bawner" in love with sarah Jessica parker?
#505 to #427 - Fgner
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(04/11/2012) [-]
You called?
#444 to #427 - bawner
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**bawner rolls 6** ahaha "edithdesmond" are you going to get many red thumbs today?
#449 to #444 - edithdesmond
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(04/11/2012) [-]
Well played sir.

#452 to #449 - bawner
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(04/11/2012) [-]
**bawner rolls 9** DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?
#476 to #452 - edithdesmond
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(04/11/2012) [-]
**edithdesmond rolls 6**

I love you man.

But,... Does he love me?...
#480 to #476 - bawner
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**bawner rolls 9** LOL 3 6s will i get one more 6 to make it quads
#497 to #480 - edithdesmond
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**edithdesmond rolls 3**

That is bad luck my friend but will I change all that?

#514 to #497 - bawner
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**bawner rolls 77** screw this thread its dubblz time
#521 to #514 - bawner
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(04/11/2012) [-]
**** ya finally got dubz
**** ya finally got dubz
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#51 to #38 - mindthegap
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What "roll dubs" means?
#269 to #51 - VirtualGamer
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Wow. Sorry you got thumbed down so much. It's just some people thumb down anything with -1 thumbs right away. Kind of like "Monkey see, monkey do." Dubs stands for doubles, trips for triples, and quads stands for quadruples and so on. Some people see dubs, trips or quads as an act of god and right away thumb it up. People on this site can roll random numbers by putting *roll _* Fill the blank with a number from 1-9.

Anyway welcome to the site newfag.
#39 to #38 - Kejko [OP]
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(04/11/2012) [-]
... epic fail
#424 to #39 - shadowrated
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I just notice how Socially awkward penguin, Bad Luck Brain, and Epic Fail guy are extremely similar memes
#562 to #424 - turtlewithashotgun
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when people go on rants about how some are overused memes, people just take another picture and do the same **** claiming to be the creator of a &quot;Hitlerious new meme&quot;!
when people go on rants about how some are overused memes, people just take another picture and do the same **** claiming to be the creator of a "Hitlerious new meme"!
#687 to #562 - anon
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(04/11/2012) [-]
This website is more cancerous than 9gag these days. You can all thumb me down but too bad it's ******* true.
#42 to #39 - hazardman
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It might only be two posts long, but I'm calling it... EPIC THREAD!!!
It might only be two posts long, but I'm calling it... EPIC THREAD!!!
#554 to #42 - anon
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how did this get thumed down? fj really surprise, the negative way, sometimes...
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#37 - crustypizza
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#36 - crustypizza ONLINE
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(04/11/2012) [-]
Reading Hetalia makes this 10X more funny then it already is
#30 - eyelaughdahame
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(04/11/2012) [-]
Lol I'm listening to Marteria while reading this...
#33 to #30 - dirtywave
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which track? ;)
#57 to #33 - eyelaughdahame
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It was Endboss I think...
#29 - anon
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(04/11/2012) [-]
*roll 2

#23 - hasanaat
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**** you all...
**** you all...
#34 to #23 - Nightinear **User deleted account**
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Lol
#22 - uberrr
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(04/11/2012) [-]
not entirely accurate but ******* hilarious!
Daumen hoch!
#43 to #22 - robinka
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sgeht?
#21 - Chuckaholic
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(04/11/2012) [-]
Backstabbing traitor spaghettis got me.
#19 - thesweguy
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(04/11/2012) [-]
"******* KNÄCKEBROT" made me laugh so hard! BTW it's knäckebröd
#26 to #19 - Kejko [OP]
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but in german its "Knäckebrot" :)
#25 to #19 - greenberlin
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in german its Knäckebrot
#27 to #25 - thesweguy
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Then I learned something new today, thank you
#15 - calibree
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(04/11/2012) [-]
Hah! True that! But dont forget Germany is a beautiful and evolved to a really technological and economical land.
#695 to #15 - anon
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I love Germany... It's such a neat country, regardless of a very dark past. Surprisingly, a lot of people give me a lot of flak for that!
#130 to #15 - ifaptoshittedpants
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ich schaue mir diesen behinderten und unterbelichteten post an (ziemlich rassistisch, und ihr nennt uns nazis?) (OBWOHL ich gelacht habe) und da sehe ich ein bild meiner heimatstadt! das hat mich wieder aufgeheitert.
#233 to #130 - cookielord
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Köln ftw!
#235 to #233 - ifaptoshittedpants
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**** yeah!
#385 to #235 - superfatman
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(04/11/2012) [-]
hamburg ftw
#327 to #235 - hole
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looks like semen
#350 to #327 - ifaptoshittedpants
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i laughed so hard, thank you kind sir.
take a thumb!
#603 to #350 - hole
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Thank you, kind sir
Thank you, kind sir
#63 to #15 - anon
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No **** Sherlock, but guess what? Germany hasn't done a thing to rebuild itself, not after the WWII it hasn't. You got a ******** of money from U.S., I believe it was called a Marshall's Plan. I mean, **** all the countries that ACTUALLY FOUGHT on the ALLIES side!!! LET'S AID GERMANY, FRENCHIES AND EVEN ICELAND, HELL, THEY DIDN'T DO A ONE GOOD THING INBETWEEN WWI AND WWII AND AFTERWARDS, BUT LET'S HELP THEM. I STILL DON't GET IT WHY WOULDN'T WE HELP EASTERN EUROPE, BUT WE REBUILT GERMANY. BY THAT LOGIC, ANYBODY CAN START A HUGE ASS WAR, KILL A TON OF PEOPLE, GET AWAY WITH IT, AND GET THEIR **** REBUILD.
#516 to #63 - Fgner
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...I... I can't even argue against your brand of stupid... Germany rebuilt itself. It is now the fourth most economic power in the entire world, and the first most powerful economy in all of Europe... Tell me again how the &quot;Marshall Law&quot; (which isn't NEAR what you think it is) managed to do that? Germans have been scientific, cultural, and economic badasses since the dawn of damned time. They are a nationalistic and family-oriented people, and believe in working hard to achieve success. I am American, and my favorite country in the world is Germany after I started researching them for an internet argument, so don't try the whole &quot;O U R JST GRMN FAG! U MAD BRO?&quot;   
   
Respect the mother ******* fatherland.
...I... I can't even argue against your brand of stupid... Germany rebuilt itself. It is now the fourth most economic power in the entire world, and the first most powerful economy in all of Europe... Tell me again how the "Marshall Law" (which isn't NEAR what you think it is) managed to do that? Germans have been scientific, cultural, and economic badasses since the dawn of damned time. They are a nationalistic and family-oriented people, and believe in working hard to achieve success. I am American, and my favorite country in the world is Germany after I started researching them for an internet argument, so don't try the whole "O U R JST GRMN FAG! U MAD BRO?"

Respect the mother ******* fatherland.
#496 to #63 - anon
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I so hope you're trolling... the marshall plan was a clever move by the US to help Germany recover and become a bulwark against the communist powers of eastern europe. America was afraid that Germany would either be easily overrun by the soviets in case of another war or turn to them out of their own will, out of ecomic instability and the resulting poverty. And seeing that the US saw an even greater risk in the soviets than in the just defeated Nazi-Germany, asking "why wouldn't we help eastern europe" doesn't make the least bit of sense, ********.
#285 to #63 - anon
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(04/11/2012) [-]
THANK GOD!! SOMEONE ELSE WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW CAPS LOCK WORKS! TRICKY ISN'T IT???
#95 to #63 - moechler
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I don't even want to explain why you're wrong...
#91 to #63 - anon
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Because having that sort of attitude after WWI isn't what started WWII.
#77 to #63 - anon
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the germans got just 1,4 billion dollar. thats not even 1 percent of the money that was required to rebuild the war damage, so **** off. germany rebuild 99% of the damage by itself. and now its the ******* 3. largest economy on the planet and leading country of the EU.
#619 to #77 - meganinja ONLINE
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I thought Germany was 4th largest economy behind Japan, or did it overtake them in the last 2 years?
#35 to #15 - Faz
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Only due to everything being bombed to **** and then having to be rebuilt. Any country/city which gets completely rebuilt is going to be far more economical and technological because new designs will be put in place.
#567 to #35 - anon
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******* wrong! Jelgava in WW2 which is a latvian city got completly destroyed but since scumbag america gave away baltic states poland and other freedoms to soviet union it basically got build with ugly complexes of apartments but in germany it was different in germany the germans build it like it was before and btw about the industrialization latvia didnt go far more economical and industrialized after soviet union collapsed latvians lost a lot of factories and well latvia became **** even the economy before ww2 was better than the economy after it because of some politician decisions etc.
#612 to #567 - meganinja ONLINE
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USSR takes baltic areas in WW2, scumbag America for being pressured to not give them back? would it not be the USSR's fault?
#13 - anon
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(04/11/2012) [-]
you guys should see the new show on tv, bill cosby and hitler
#12 - snefftits
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who is the guy in the second to last panel supposed to represent?

#31 to #12 - eyelaughdahame
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Austria.
#56 to #31 - anon
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The second last panel is Austria, but the "second (wernher van braun) to (->) last (gorilla)" panel would be Germany oO.
But one couldn't really ask that, as it is in the title -_-
#16 to #12 - exitus
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italy

#24 to #16 - anon
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who thumbed him down? Its just right^^
#14 to #12 - anon
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australia
#10 - LocoJoe
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******* jews really like to leach off of Germany.
#17 to #10 - bosskiss
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(04/11/2012) [-]
i can agree with that
#5 - schneidend
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Is the falcon/hawk in the center of the flag a new thing? Old? Either way, BADASS.
#54 to #5 - floww
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It's an eagle. And no, there is a difference between the general flag of germany, which you alle know and the "Bundesdienstflagge"(the one with the eagle), which ist only used by federal institutions
#7 to #5 - Kejko [OP]
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It's the real flag of germany just with the eagle, which is the emblem/symbol of germany... It's kind of a relict from prussia i guess..
#8 to #7 - schneidend
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Should be made permanent.
#9 to #8 - Kejko [OP]
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Yeah it's cool...
#2 - fogschmog
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I just got out of 3 discussion with american patriotfags about war.
I am from germany and while not all of this is true, some is.

#18 to #2 - summerbreeze
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jaja immer die juden... keine feine sache aber da fällt mir ein mein opa ist im KZ gestorben - er ist besoffen vom wachturm gefallen^^ nur spass
#3 to #2 - Kejko [OP]
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I am also from Germany (Y)
#4 to #3 - fogschmog
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Na dann, lass uns deutsch reden auf dass alle die dies lesen denken. WTF?
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#20 to #4 - killwithkostja
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Ebenfalls aus Deutschland.
Ebenfalls aus Deutschland.
#212 to #20 - topperharly
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ja lasst uns deutsch reden, dann versteht kaum einer was....moment....muss dortmund : bayern kuckn gehn xD
#509 to #212 - killwithkostja
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(04/11/2012) [-]
bin leider kein fußball fan wünsche dir aber viel spaß dabei.
#6 to #4 - Kejko [OP]
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Na okay! Aber ich glaube es gibt hier ziemlich viele Deutsche... Also kam mir bisher so vor, dass ziemlich viele hier deutsch sprechen und auch die Deutschen mögen :o
#11 to #6 - anon
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der Gedanke zu Israel ist interessant, wenn man bedenkt wie die Deutsche Regierung vor Israel kuscht! Der Grass kann einem echt leid tun
#28 to #11 - anon
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Grass macht das schon richtig und brauch sich nicht irritiren lassen dass das blöde rechte Pack das gutheisst. Wenn wir in Anspruch nehmen nicht mehr wegen dem 2. Weltkrieg in Verruf zu stehen müssen wir Tabuthemen brechen. Es kann eine durchaus linke und nicht antisemtische Meinung sein die Politikführung in Israel zu kritisieren. Und im Interview hat Grass betont, dass er es sagte weil sich sonst keiner traut, und über Deutschland, USA, GB etc. schon viel diskutiert wird dass sie Waffenlieferanten im ganz grossen Stil sind.

"Grass is right and doesnt have to be scared about those ******* Nazis approving that. If we demand not to be bothered with WW2 anymore we have to break the silence about such issues. Critizising Israels politics can be left-wing orientated and non-antisemetic. In that interview Grass highlighted, that he said that because no one else has the courage to do that. There is already much discussion about the weapon trade by Germany, USA, GB etc.
#41 to #28 - rolex
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Es ist ungewohnt eckelig nachdem man ca. 1 stunde nur englisch gelesen hat, plötzlich deutsch zu sehen. Es fühlt sich ... falsch an...
#67 to #41 - Kejko [OP]
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I know that feel, bro :D
#44 to #41 - anon
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Keine Sorge geht nicht nur dir so :D
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