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#169 - elitezombiee (04/10/2012) [-]
when someone knocks on my door
when someone knocks on my door
#268 to #169 - lookatallthisoc (04/11/2012) [-]
Can't tell if "OMG A friend!" or "A friend, OMG!"
#159 - Deception (04/10/2012) [-]
**Deception rolled a random image posted in comment #220 at Hah! **
User avatar #156 - rockerrocksixty (04/10/2012) [-]
open the door: "have you heard of jesus christ?"
User avatar #155 - cmcghie (04/10/2012) [-]
>Knocking at door
>Decide whoever it is can get ******
>Time to fap
>Knocking starts again
>Turn porn up to block out knocking
>Can feel vibrations from the door
>Angrily masturbate in attempt to try and cum
>Not working, getting angry
>Knocking won't stop
>I am now enraged that I can't cum and this person won't leave me be
>Run downstairs with massive erection, furious
>Still knocking
>Burst through door
>WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT, I'M TRYING TO MASTURBATE GOD DAMN IT
>Group from jesus christ of latter day saints
>Enraged religion has interrupted by fapping
>Grip my dick and balls and being the chase
>Scream wildly about how hard of an ********** they are in for if I catch up to them
>Driveway half a mile long, I can smell their fear
>Close to end of driveway now, they have made it to the car and are turning around
>Grib shaft with both hands and begin furiously masturbating while singing all along the watchtower
>Never been bothered since
#211 to #190 - sploogemaster (04/10/2012) [-]
Why, just why.
#161 to #155 - MrMeatStick (04/10/2012) [-]
Grip*
Grip*
#160 to #155 - lordherpderp (04/10/2012) [-]
your face when they leave
your face when they leave
#154 - FightClub (04/10/2012) [-]
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GET THE **** OUTTA HERE
#153 - Minnesota ONLINE (04/10/2012) [-]
+1
#152 - sheepburger **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#151 - afroadam (04/10/2012) [-]
Or you could just answer it...
Or you could just answer it...
#150 - stolkenator (04/10/2012) [-]
This happened to me today, he just ******* stood there for like 10 minutes. He left a pamphlet saying he was the manager at a lawn-care business.

Oh boy, everyone ******* cares about that.
#147 - tommynatas (04/10/2012) [-]
Why not just answer it? :| Benig the Socially awkward person i am, i usually have to use someone's Phone, cuz i don't have one, or have to go to the bathroom cuz no one i know lives around there, and i hate peeing into bushes.
#148 to #147 - tommynatas (04/10/2012) [-]
Being*
#146 - stefanovic (04/10/2012) [-]
**stefanovic rolled a random image posted in comment #72 at Party Heater ** this badass ************* pony was knocking
#145 - coastalhobo (04/10/2012) [-]
**coastalhobo rolled a random image posted in comment #3507456 at FJ Pony Thread ** who was knocking
#142 - comininhot (04/10/2012) [-]
mfw reading this
mfw reading this
#139 - ragingbrony (04/10/2012) [-]
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*open door*
Hello there, I do believe I have misplaced some merchandise here....
#138 - themastertroller (04/10/2012) [-]
**themastertroller rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at PICTURES! PICTURES OF MARE-DO-WELL!! ** wow i hate it when someone knocks on the door and doesnt ******* leave
User avatar #132 - brentosaurus (04/10/2012) [-]
I hate Jehovah Witnesses
#134 to #132 - jimothyjenkins (04/10/2012) [-]
well they dont hate you.
if they make you that mad then ask to be put on their do not call list. thats what i did. but dont hate good people bro
User avatar #135 to #134 - brentosaurus (04/10/2012) [-]
They don't call. They come to your door cramming Religion down your throat.
#136 to #135 - jimothyjenkins (04/10/2012) [-]
"do not call on" is what it means.
dont get so angry because someone is different than you
#131 - rollmania (04/10/2012) [-]
**rollmania rolled a random image posted in comment #1398 at Life to do list ** who's behind the door
#124 - dbrak (04/10/2012) [-]
**dbrak rolled a random image posted in comment #455 at not my fault ** this is who's at my door.
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