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#240 - niiiiiiiiiiiiick (04/10/2012) [-]
look of the guy at the door
#236 - mayormilkman (04/10/2012) [-]
I'm kind of bugged by "green texting" on FunnyJunk, to be honest.

I just felt like getting that off my chest.
User avatar #281 to #236 - rustyshakleford (04/11/2012) [-]
Green texting?
User avatar #328 to #281 - mayormilkman (04/11/2012) [-]
>2012
>"Greentexting" on FunnyJunk
I really wonder why you guys do this.
#247 to #234 - conagheraxe (04/10/2012) [-]
This is less expensive and way less painful. Take it with gratitude my dear friend.
This is less expensive and way less painful. Take it with gratitude my dear friend.
#233 - drummerbuckie (04/10/2012) [-]
**drummerbuckie rolled a random image posted in comment #3866169 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw stranger doesnt leave

#242 to #233 - anonymous (04/10/2012) [-]
muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha masterbate
#231 - awprince ONLINE (04/10/2012) [-]
******* Jehovah's witnesses.
User avatar #222 - thehandofgod (04/10/2012) [-]
Uhhhhh......So where's the funny?
#220 - danielliu (04/10/2012) [-]
Hi i am a Jehovah witness would you like to hear about our faith
#218 - hazardousfool (04/10/2012) [-]
Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more.
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.
All I wish is to be alone;
Stay away, don't you invade my home.
Best off if you hang outside,
Don't come in - I'll only run and hide.
#209 - erofleur (04/10/2012) [-]
This happened a few years ago
>Home alone
>Butt naked because I can
>Watching TV
>Some one knocking at the door
>I look in the peephole
>It's some crazy hobo
>Ignore the knocking
>Hobo won't ******* stop
>Turn up TV really loud so to drown out knocking
>Hobo walks around house, jumps gate, walks up the deck stairs and comes in house
>Sees me naked
>Not even wearing underwear
>Start screaming
>"I'LL SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU TASTE MY TOENAILS YOU COCK GUZZLING OCEAN OF CUM."
>Grab coat rack and chase him out of the yard still naked
>It turns out he was my dad's old friend from high school
>Dad makes me apologize for calling him and ocean of cum
feelsbadman.jpg
#213 to #209 - gorden (04/10/2012) [-]
why you so mean to him?
User avatar #206 - thelionheart (04/10/2012) [-]
It's a little strange that obviously someone not a part of your family knocks on your door
continuously and you are not even curious what the **** is going on and who's the person
behind the door.
#207 to #206 - rustyshakleford (04/10/2012) [-]
First the rage, then the fear
First the rage, then the fear
#195 - falloutplayer (04/10/2012) [-]
I ******* love your username!
#196 to #195 - rustyshakleford (04/10/2012) [-]
Cool thanks
+2
#217 to #196 - youmakemelaff **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#192 - gorden (04/10/2012) [-]
"Add me as a friend to participate in the weekly Random Threads"

- you dont even open your doors for your rl friends
#198 to #192 - rustyshakleford (04/10/2012) [-]
Just trying to get to know you awesome FunnyJunkers is all

Feel the love, man...FEEL IT
User avatar #189 - bananarowboat (04/10/2012) [-]
**bananarowboat rolls 4,315**
User avatar #188 - elginpocketwatch (04/10/2012) [-]
how about you open the door you lazy asshole
User avatar #197 to #188 - ponaniwhisperer (04/10/2012) [-]
Then you have to talk to them for an hour.
User avatar #199 to #197 - elginpocketwatch (04/10/2012) [-]
Since when is being social bad? oh yeah, it's OP we're talking about.
#221 to #199 - medmankms (04/10/2012) [-]
Shut up, this is the internet. We don't want your social skills here.
User avatar #229 to #221 - elginpocketwatch (04/10/2012) [-]
i aint no newfag
User avatar #202 to #199 - ponaniwhisperer (04/10/2012) [-]
Social is one thing, being annoying is an other.
Usually neighbors you don't know are annoying or crazy, for me anyways.
User avatar #205 to #202 - elginpocketwatch (04/10/2012) [-]
so? if you act like a hateful cunt chances are you'll never be friends with your neighbors. does not matter if they're annoying/weird. or maybe its just me, i hang out with weirdos.
User avatar #210 to #205 - ponaniwhisperer (04/10/2012) [-]
You don't get what i'm saying.
I have an annoying ass neighbor, everyday knocks on my door and asks to borrow something. Every time I say no because I don't know her personally. She's ******* annoying.
User avatar #214 to #210 - elginpocketwatch (04/10/2012) [-]
oh, well you did not really mention that.
User avatar #215 to #214 - ponaniwhisperer (04/10/2012) [-]
It's all good.
#184 - baconmaybebacon (04/10/2012) [-]
hey rusty shackleford it's baconisbacon. We are best buddies because we both take an interest in king of the Hill and I love you with all of my penis (my penis is quite sizeable).
User avatar #191 to #184 - rustyshakleford (04/10/2012) [-]
Why thank you :3
#194 to #191 - baconmaybebacon (04/10/2012) [-]
well you are welcome you amazing ************ .
#200 to #194 - rustyshakleford (04/10/2012) [-]
Well I rope you rave a rice day
Well I rope you rave a rice day
#182 - outoftotalrange (04/10/2012) [-]
**outoftotalrange rolled a random image posted in comment #697 at Gravity ;) **
#179 - hauntzor (04/10/2012) [-]
when someone on Facebook who normally never talks to me tries to chat   
yeah, I'm pathetic
when someone on Facebook who normally never talks to me tries to chat
yeah, I'm pathetic
User avatar #176 - komania (04/10/2012) [-]
**komania rolls 12,690**
User avatar #171 - caesarslegion (04/10/2012) [-]
It's OC,

That's probably why it sucked.
User avatar #193 to #171 - rustyshakleford (04/10/2012) [-]




Yeah, so when someone reposts this, they would laugh...ok
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