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#240 - niiiiiiiiiiiiick
Reply +16
(04/10/2012) [-]
look of the guy at the door
#236 - mayormilkman
Reply +3
(04/10/2012) [-]
I'm kind of bugged by "green texting" on FunnyJunk, to be honest.

I just felt like getting that off my chest.
#281 to #236 - rustyshakleford [OP]
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(04/11/2012) [-]
Green texting?
#328 to #281 - mayormilkman
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(04/11/2012) [-]
>2012
>"Greentexting" on FunnyJunk
I really wonder why you guys do this.
#234 - tehlulzbringer
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(04/10/2012) [-]
#247 to #234 - conagheraxe
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(04/10/2012) [-]
This is less expensive and way less painful. Take it with gratitude my dear friend.
This is less expensive and way less painful. Take it with gratitude my dear friend.
#233 - drummerbuckie
Reply +15
(04/10/2012) [-]
**drummerbuckie rolled a random image posted in comment #3866169 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw stranger doesnt leave

#242 to #233 - anon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha masterbate
#231 - awprince
Reply +18
(04/10/2012) [-]
******* Jehovah's witnesses.
#227 - sirmctree
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(04/10/2012) [-]
#222 - thehandofgod
Reply +3
(04/10/2012) [-]
Uhhhhh......So where's the funny?
#220 - danielliu
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
Hi i am a Jehovah witness would you like to hear about our faith
#218 - hazardousfool
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more.
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.
All I wish is to be alone;
Stay away, don't you invade my home.
Best off if you hang outside,
Don't come in - I'll only run and hide.
#209 - erofleur
Reply +37
(04/10/2012) [-]
This happened a few years ago
>Home alone
>Butt naked because I can
>Watching TV
>Some one knocking at the door
>I look in the peephole
>It's some crazy hobo
>Ignore the knocking
>Hobo won't ******* stop
>Turn up TV really loud so to drown out knocking
>Hobo walks around house, jumps gate, walks up the deck stairs and comes in house
>Sees me naked
>Not even wearing underwear
>Start screaming
>"I'LL SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU TASTE MY TOENAILS YOU COCK GUZZLING OCEAN OF CUM."
>Grab coat rack and chase him out of the yard still naked
>It turns out he was my dad's old friend from high school
>Dad makes me apologize for calling him and ocean of cum
feelsbadman.jpg
#213 to #209 - gorden
Reply +28
(04/10/2012) [-]
why you so mean to him?
#206 - thelionheart
Reply +11
(04/10/2012) [-]
It's a little strange that obviously someone not a part of your family knocks on your door
continuously and you are not even curious what the **** is going on and who's the person
behind the door.
#207 to #206 - rustyshakleford [OP]
Reply +19
(04/10/2012) [-]
First the rage, then the fear
First the rage, then the fear
#272 to #207 - imagicialotv
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(04/11/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#232 to #207 - wirelesstampon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#195 - falloutplayer
Reply +17
(04/10/2012) [-]
I ******* love your username!
#196 to #195 - rustyshakleford [OP]
Reply +23
(04/10/2012) [-]
Cool thanks
#217 to #196 - youmakemelaff **User deleted account**
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#192 - gorden
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"Add me as a friend to participate in the weekly Random Threads"

- you dont even open your doors for your rl friends
#198 to #192 - rustyshakleford [OP]
Reply +4
(04/10/2012) [-]
Just trying to get to know you awesome FunnyJunkers is all

Feel the love, man...FEEL IT
#189 - bananarowboat
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**bananarowboat rolls 4,315**
#188 - elginpocketwatch
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(04/10/2012) [-]
how about you open the door you lazy asshole
#197 to #188 - ponaniwhisperer
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Then you have to talk to them for an hour.
#199 to #197 - elginpocketwatch
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Since when is being social bad? oh yeah, it's OP we're talking about.
#221 to #199 - medmankms
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Shut up, this is the internet. We don't want your social skills here.
#229 to #221 - elginpocketwatch
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(04/10/2012) [-]
i aint no newfag
#208 to #199 - rustyshakleford [OP]
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
Ok
#202 to #199 - ponaniwhisperer
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
Social is one thing, being annoying is an other.
Usually neighbors you don't know are annoying or crazy, for me anyways.
#205 to #202 - elginpocketwatch
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(04/10/2012) [-]
so? if you act like a hateful cunt chances are you'll never be friends with your neighbors. does not matter if they're annoying/weird. or maybe its just me, i hang out with weirdos.
#210 to #205 - ponaniwhisperer
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(04/10/2012) [-]
You don't get what i'm saying.
I have an annoying ass neighbor, everyday knocks on my door and asks to borrow something. Every time I say no because I don't know her personally. She's ******* annoying.
#214 to #210 - elginpocketwatch
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
oh, well you did not really mention that.
#215 to #214 - ponaniwhisperer
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
It's all good.
#184 - baconmaybebacon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
hey rusty shackleford it's baconisbacon. We are best buddies because we both take an interest in king of the Hill and I love you with all of my penis (my penis is quite sizeable).
#191 to #184 - rustyshakleford [OP]
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Why thank you :3
#194 to #191 - baconmaybebacon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
well you are welcome you amazing ************.
#200 to #194 - rustyshakleford [OP]
Reply +2
(04/10/2012) [-]
Well I rope you rave a rice day
Well I rope you rave a rice day
#182 - outoftotalrange
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**outoftotalrange rolled a random image posted in comment #697 at Gravity ;) **
#179 - hauntzor
Reply +10
(04/10/2012) [-]
when someone on Facebook who normally never talks to me tries to chat   
yeah, I'm pathetic
when someone on Facebook who normally never talks to me tries to chat
yeah, I'm pathetic
#176 - komania
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**komania rolls 12,690**
#171 - caesarslegion
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(04/10/2012) [-]
It's OC,

That's probably why it sucked.
#193 to #171 - rustyshakleford [OP]
Reply +1
(04/10/2012) [-]




Yeah, so when someone reposts this, they would laugh...ok